Why couldn't you romance the Krogans?

Wrex.

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>>380957158
>you will never give Wrex the dick
Fucking Bioware

Krogans are not attracted to meatbags.

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>>380957158
I feel disgusted when I see a mass effect thread.

>>380957158
K

>>380957158
KROGAN COCK

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>studio claims to be progressive
>you can't date proper aliens
dropped

>>380957158
cause they literally only had 1 functional female. also, they'd probably crush you during sex.

>>380960432
That's because some faggots complained that having gay sex with an alien isn't actually gay.

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>>380957176
fpbp

Shepard

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which games let be bang aliens?

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>>380960994
The game of imagination

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"I would require a Klingon woman for...'companionship'. Earth females are too fragile."

>>380957158
Because toads don't have dicks.

The only way I will ever play another Mass Effect game is if you can romance a krogan

Because despite their progressive posturing Bioware won't let you romance people or races that they think are too weird. Like you couldn't romance dwarves in any Dragon Age because the writers thought it was creepy.

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>>380962026
but fucking a herma fox wolf transgender boy girl with a mutilated cock vagina from venus is obviously okay. lgbt was a mistake.

bioware is a company known for scifi and fantasy games which somehow manages to have writes who are incapable of writing anything that's not a human

so all the content in their games goes either to humans or else species which are so similar to humans they walked straight out of star trek

>>380962959
...with the exception of krogan.

>>380957158
Because they have tiny gorilla dicks

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>tfw

>>380957158
It would be extremely painful.

Does there exist any well-written fan fiction featuring Shepard and Wrex or Shepard and Grunt?

>>380963957
I heard it was SOOO GOOOOOD though

>>380964109
meant for
>>380963951

>>380963840

Source me, anon.

>>380964250
justmegabenewell on affinity

>>380960994
>saving and then posting my crop without my permission
Overstepping your boundaries a bit, don't you think

>>380963957
I dunno I haven't read any of the 9 on Ao3 but 3 are explicit so try that

>>380964330
I can't tell if he does over blown fetishistic asses on purpose or if he's doing it ironically

>>380964330

Well, that isn't as impressive as I thought it'd be.

>>380957219
>You will never take care of that pubescent tank-born's urges as his krantt

>>380966467
>you will never have a contest with Grunt to see who can cum from getting ass fucked the fastest
Why even live

Started ME1 for the fifth time couple of months ago and finally managed to suppress the autism of the first two hours to finally get out of the Citadel or whatever its fucking called. Explored the first planet with the not-mars rover and... haven't touched it since.

Why is this game so shit lads

>>380966639
>Dropping a game because you thought its optional content was boring
Why is anon so retarded lads

>>380966639
Download a mod that lets you speed up the game so that you can move faster than the pace of a snail.

They allowed you to romance turians, so why not krogans? Shit makes no sense.