How would their wedding go?

>>380956340
BING BANG WAHOO

>>380956340
>You may now kiss the bride
>1-UP when they kiss

Bowser crashes it and fucks Peach.

>Luigi is a bawling mess the whole time

>Wario dominates the dance floor/buffet table

>Bowser catches the bouquet

>Donkey Kong leads the band

>They leave on a winged Yoshi wearing a banner that says "Just Married"

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>>380956871

It ended in a disaster
Some asshole hedgehog stumbled up the aisle muttering incoherently, obviously under the influence. As he got close he dashed forward with incredible speed and snatched the wedding rings and headed for the doors, he had rings to fuel his addiction. He was out of there.

The silence in the chapel was near palpable. Everyone was stunned by what had happened.
The bride began to cry as the groom turned to his brother and best man for a mushroom. All that rehab work was now wasted as he bit hard into its red exterior and ran after the blue thief in a fit of rage leaving the groom in a sobbing heap on the floor.

Thus began the first console war

>>380956340
Get this fucking autistic shit out of here goddamn Nintendo fans are fucking embarrassing

>>380956340

Bowser crashes through the walls like the fuckin kool-aid man and kidnaps the princess

>>380957184
But what would Pauline be?

>>380956635
Who'd get the 1-UP?

mario would be jumpy

>>380958914
But how Jumpy?

>>380956340
Bowser would crash it.

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>Mario, your rings are at another wedding!

>>380958540
Rosalina is fireworks, Daisy is the flower girl, and Pauline covers the music.

>>380956340
she got BOWSERED

>>380956340
We'll find out in Odyssey.