Who would win in a fight? Zelda or Metroid?

Metroid because he is the toughest

>>380953691
if it was a zelda from smash she would most definitely defeat a metroid. maybe even some normal zeldas could do it.

Metroid, because zelda's a gay little twink elf boy

>>380953691
do it in SMASH
Link wins

>zelda
who wants to walk around with a little bitch with a little bitch-ass sword going HAA. HAA. fuck that shit.

>>380953691
uhhh metroid is from space? and zelda is from the middle ages? obviously metroid has the better technology

>>380953691
It depends. If it's Gannon in a Varia Suit, he wins. If it's any other situation, she will likely win

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>>380953691
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My brother says Metroid and he says Zeldas for gurls. My bro iz cool he's a admin on Minecraft.

I read somewhere that metroid is actually a girl, so zelda would win because boys are stronger then girls

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>>380953691
Definitely Metroid.

>>380953691
Halo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-mR79GErU

>>380955086
Her name is Samus Aran, not Metroid.

>>380955196
Stop stop feeding the people lies

>>380953691
metroid because he's a robot

>>380953691
Metroid would ravage Zelda's ass with his robodick.

>>380956546
this

>>380955196
It's Metroid

metal android you plebian

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Link wore the Zero Suit better, he even put a bit of armor on it.

>>380955086
you're full of shit, girls can't even use guns. Zelda WISHES he could even stand a chance against Metroid

The protagonist of The Legend of Zelda franchise isn't actually called Zelda. He's called Link. Likewise, the protagonist in the Metroid series is named Samus Aran, a female chozo warrior who wears a power suit. I often see these mistakes around here, so I hope this cleared up some misunderstandings.

>>380958889
this is so meta also
>1 off

>>380958889
>I'm on the spectrum, guys

https://youtu.be/UDjeO1wCJmo

>>380958761
No dick, that's DarkMagnaAngemon

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>>380953691
>Zelda
!!!Link!!!
i don't care if this is bate, this can not be left alone!

>>380958889
Fucktard

>>380959284
That's not fucking funny.

>>380955156
holy shit what game is this

>>380959369
kill your self

>>380958889
Chozo? You mean Metroid is a bird?

>>380959458
metroid is not a f***king person -__-

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>>380958518
I thought it was Metrosexual Android

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sorry for not being vidya related but just wanted to let you guys know that Billy Talent is my favorite singer

>>380953691
Are Metroids vulnerable to magic?

If so, I'd give it to most Zeldas, but not BotW Zelda or SS Zelda

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>>380959692
That band is literally Talentless.

>>380953691
Zelda might be able to kill Halo, but not Metroid.

They're the same character from different time periods. Samus would win because SCIENCE! but Link stands a chance because MAGIC!

Samus wins though because Link can't counter screw attack.