It is now the year 2029, and the Remake of Super Metroid was

>>380952901
>On handheld again? Why couldn't it be full 3d, I'm still waiting on that Kraid Battle. Darn Nostalgia pandering ninnies. If they try to insert more THE BABY shit I'm going to wring their necks. You would think with Sakamoto retired we would get less bullshit story, but I guess that's just too much to ask.

>>380952901
whats Super Metroid?

I can't believe it took almost 11 years for another Metroid game after Prime 4

no, Federation Force 2 doesn't count

Hope they make Samus talk!

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>>380953185
good joke

My reaction would be laughing at faggot Nintendo dick riders who would be trying to justify remaking a perfectly fine game.

They cancelled A Third Super Metroid Remake fangame for this?

>>380953285
NO, you don't understand. Super Metroid's physics are wrong. It's all floaty compared to Zero Mission and Samus Returns. We NEED to have it updated. It also has a bunch of contradictions now that they added more details to the Chozo and why Samus got sent to kill all the Metroids. They have to finish this saga with Samus' emotional out pouring about the Baby giving it's life for her. SAMUS DESERVES TO FEEL LIKE A MOTHER SHIT LORD.

NINTENDO WON E3 HOLY SHIT

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>>380952901
>2029 is only 12 years away

Fuck

>>380953815
Jesus christ, why are you so hostile?

>>380952901
By 2029 I'll be 38, so I'll probably be an angry old man that is shitting his pants in fury because Super Metroid is LITERALLY perfect or something

>>380953909
Too much? I was trying to capture the perfect hyper fanboy that would defend Nintendo to the death. Guess I got it just right.

>>380953815
this post feels so real. I can almost see some angry nintedobro saying this in the future.
>>380953992
It's perfect

>implying the majority of /v/ won't kill themselves or be killed during WW3 before then

Let's not kid ourselves seriously.

I disagree with their decision to turn Super Metroid into a VR game! I think it won't be better than ASMR. That game made me all tingly.

>>380953992
Why did you delete it?

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>>380954845
I can't tell if this is your reaction in 2029 or if it's your reaction right now

>>380954987
>whynotboth.jpg

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>>380952901

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>>380953547
I kek'd man thanks.

>>380954493
I didn't. Probably got auto marked from something I said. Rule 3 violation for flame war. Oh well, don't blame them. Pretending to shit post is just shit posting after all. Still, remember kids, what should we do when we see shitposting?

>>380952901
Why not just play some of the phenomenal romhacks which completely change up Super Metroid?

This is my personal favourite.

http://metroidconstruction.com/hack.php?id=205

It's going to be shit.

>>380955301
I want something that doesn't control like ass