Why does Samus have the same hairstyle as a middle-aged office worker?

Because she would be one if she wasn't a legendary space bounty hunter.

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>>380952676
>not liking ponytails

>>380952676
Because it's hot

>>380952676
Cosplay accessibility. Any bitch can tie her hair up and put on a bodysuit

Because nintendo fans hate change.

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>>380952676
Are you implying she should have something like this? I don't think Nintendo is that progressive.

As much as I like tomboys she certainly isn't marketed as one. I guess they could let the player choose? but certainly they're not going to change anything dramatically since she already sells so well.

>>380952676
Ever since I was a little boy, all I have ever dreamed of doing was cumming inside of Samus's pussy.

because when she's getting railed from behind she wants her hair forcefully pulled back.

>>380953301
No I'm saying she should have long flowing fluffy hair

>>380952676
That anatomy is very very very wonky.

>>380952868
Tuff pupper

>>380953608
that ass is too big

>>380953413
Same here anon. Same here.

>>380953502
>I did this to my woman not even a day ago

one of the best parts of any fuck session

>>380953663
for you

>>380953663
Not big enough desu

>>380952676
Samus slaughters aliens for a living. I don't think she's quite fashionable. Have you seen her two-piece? Pretty tacky.

>>380953301
That Samus is hot.

>>380952676
Because genocide is just another day at the office to her

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>>380953608
>That nice plump ass

>>380953663
t. Irishman

>>380953608
We wuz memes aside

What are some iconic female black videogame characters?

>>380954839
By that logic can't you just make a negro goddess in skyrim?

>>380952676
That the symbol of an independent women

>>380952676
maybe they're going for a vague 70's style female spy

>>380954619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fhM4G6QAWE

The woman Arle fights at 18:53

>>380954937
Because Samus is nothing than fap material with no personality already. It's not like reboot of her character will really impact something except for muh feelings.

>>380954839
>that chick from Uncharted 4
>calling her iconic when you can't even remember her name

>>380954619
Rochelle from L4D2?

>>380954619
none because instead of giving them personalities and cool design they copy paste a black stereotype and done

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>>380955082
That's why I said "arguably", anon

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>>380955378
Keep saying "arguably"

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>>380952676
>social justice poster
>I want short haired lesbos

>>380955717
no one cares what you want BR

>>380953301
>Are you implying she should have something like this?
Well she did in Other M

>>380952676 (OP)
Because she's in her 30s.

>>380955378
It's not even arguable

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Who will play Samus in the inevitable movie adaptation?

>>380957519
Idris Elba

>>380957519
January Jones

>>380957519
Sweet christ, how does this happen

Shes fucking gorgeous

>>380958330
Being a good Christian does that to you.

>>380958330
the one on the right is shopped lad

>>380958541
I figured, even so, she looks fucking great after all this time

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>>380958330
Not doing hard drugs and staying off the cock carousel, unlike 99% of all wh*te women

>>380958897
Oh she's only 30, not impressed anymor