How scared are Nintendo, Sony, and Dell right now?
If they really really want to succeed at a new console, they should ship it with a free full set of the development tools required to make the games for it. Maybe I'm just remembering my youth when new PCs came with BASIC, but I think the idea might have legs.
Fuck, what's it been-- 14 years since a new guy came and gave competition? Right on Atari! Time to show the amateurs how its really done. Also if somehow they implement wood in this console I'm buying twenty.
Since Atari has actually become profitable again now that they focus on mobile games, is this going to be another Ouya-clone?
Atari had only $6 Million in expenses last year, all but guaranteeing this is part of a collaboration. The question is though, why would anyone collaborate with Atari when they could just do it themselves? What does Atari bring to the table?
how disruptive would it be if Atari, Sega, and someone else like NEC basically establish an alternative console generation right in the middle of this cycle?
>>380933028
name recognition, and established history in vidya games would be my guess. but i think it's going to be like >>380932785 suggests. i doubt they're going to do anything other than a gimmick/android shit.
Cant wait
>>380933028
Brand recognition. Their one remaining resource is that we will be curious enough to read their advertisements. It's not a trivial thing to have, it's actually kinda what everyone wishes they had.
Atari is a horrible publisher though, all their recent games have been shit. The fact that the console is PC hardware just confirms it will be another Xbox or PS4 with some shitty first-party remakes.
>>380933159
>>380933203
More brand recognition then whoever their partner is? Unless Ataribox isn't the actual name.
>>380933028
>What does Atari bring to the table?
Nostalgia is very strong right now, people are bored of the stale Nintendo-Xbox-Playstation gens. We need some new shit.
>>380933338
yeah
even if it was someone like Amazon, Atari still lends a degree of legitimacy to the endeavor, despite whatever problematic history the company may have had. everybody knows Atari and the logo and its association to games.
I swear to god Atari had better drop this feline-based hardware naming system. I swear it had furry undertones and destroyed them. Jaguar? Lynx? Fucking gay bruh.
>>380933350
I'd agree with you if it was Sega, but Atari? The people that played on an Atari when they were kids are in their 40s now.
>>380933350
i'm definitely bored of xbox but ninty and sony are still putting out stellar releases
i'm excited to see what atari can do tho
SOON
Make a new computer goddammit, TOS/GEM was awesome.
>>380933634
fucking kek
Custer's Revenge 2 or bust
Any sort of console competitor shouldn't really be a possible option because obviously no one wants to pay a higher price for a more powerful console and there's little point in making something that competes in the $250 range.
The best I can see is a Super Ouya, something that competes with the Switch in terms of power but at a cheaper price because no portability. If Amazon is involved I'm sure they could have some of their own titles that they're crafting up in their game studio if that's still around.
but really who the fuck knows
>>380933540
>5200 and 7800 also had bad sales
New system is to be "based on PC technology". If it's not an Android box, are they making a PC with an emulator overlay?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/mitchwallace/2017/06/17/its-official-atari-is-working-on-a-brand-new-game-console/#78245b0e49aa
>>380933972
PC with light OS
>>380933907
At least the 7800 was a good system.
remember the wild west days when anybody could just create a doomed console
BLOOD 3 WHEN
post yfw the collaborator issega
What if they do like oldschool Atari and sign off on much more shit so we get adult games like Princess Maker or YU-NO
ARARI DOES WHAT.......
>>380933028
Look at the people going crazy about the brand. It brings back a lot of nostalgia.
>>380934172
only one of those consoles in your picture was from somebody other than an industry veteran, excluding sony who did become a veteran later
the time period you mean was before the first crash, way before your pic
How would the future of modern Atari have changed if they hired someone who knew how to design good controllers? I mean look at this shit.
>>380934521
It wasn't practical, but it's more comfortable than it looks
>>380933609
>hes never seen anyone enjoy anything older than what they grew up with
>>380934369
not possible unless they don't want to sell any games
ao titles are illegal to sell in stores in most countries
>>380932329
>Dell
>>380933609
That's literally the only demographics that actually buy consoles. Millennials and Gen Xers. Kids these days don't buy consoles, they play mobile games and handheld stuff.
So if you want to make a console of any sort, you're kinda trying to appeal to the nostalgiafags who are in their 30s and 40s now. Maybe some in their 20s.
>>380934521
Pic related is the only good controller Atari ever made, and it's still shitty
>>380934521
The main reason they failed had nothing to do with the controllers. The 5200 and 7800 failed because the 2600 game library was so absurdly large that nobody felt the need to bother with a new Atarii. The later machines failed for lack of compelling new games.
>>380934357
>yfw the collaborator isthe State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations
Surprisingly enough, they've dipped their toes into vidya before, even owning assets from back then.
>>380934657
Amazon delivery?
>>380934521
Atari was always about throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. It was pure luck that the VCS/2600 exploded in popularity. Nobody really knew what the optimal controller design would be back then which is why you see retarded controllers with tons of buttons on everything.
>>380934181
>Atari literally memeing itself back into relevancy
Guys, i'm a little scared
>>380934752
>meme state makes meme console
sounds about right
>>380932329
>Sony as 60 mi of PS4 in the market
>Nintendo is having success with the Switch
>Microsoft is the 3rd company of the world
>How scared are the big 3
Not even a little bit. Which is why if Atari really fucking brings the thunder with this thing they could get their foot in the door
>>380932329
Please god no. Atari is a horrible company and their games are all shit.
C H A O S
C O N S O L E
>>380932329
Literally fucking not at all.
There's no hype, and devs are like
>A fucking FOURTH architecture we will have to support?!
Get ready for the announcement of a game to proceed its release by at least 5 years, minimum, IF devs even care for it.
>>380934937
The president memed himself in the office
Decided to experiment a little.
Also, whoever's doing the Saturday Night Fever pics is groovy.
Vote on this groovy poll Ataribros. What do you think the future of the Ataribox looks like?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13219046/
I wonder if it'll use discs, cartridges, or be digital only.
>digital only
No interest
>discs
Ok
>cartridges
Very interested
>>380935230
Good content is guaranteed becausemy game will be on it.
>yfw the partners are Sega, SNK, Intellivision, and Commodore
>>380935203
needs Atari tank top w/ chesthair and Pacman medallion, frayed jean shorts, roller skates, and of course a huge bulge
i love the atari console guy, i mean i dunno why we gave him a afro and all but alright
>>380935021
You have to be 18 years or older to post here
>>380934937
>>380935090
Wrong. Kek willed it.
>>380932329
>literally called Ataribox
>wood grain
DOA
Secret collaborator is Namco. Remember when they were going to release a new Dancing Eyes game, but the SJWs killed it?
>>380935343
So what you're saying is that the bad guys are a bunch of fucking lemons like the plot of Cars 2
>>380932329
Not really since Atari is dead and Infogrammes own the Atari name.
>>380935230
THIS IS AMAAAAAAAAAZING
The industry changer, here comes Atari to throw a moneky wrench in this buddy buddy bullshit thats been the past few Gens.
Look out microdicks, nintenbros and sonybros, the king is back in town.
>>380935417
Name a good Atari game. Do you like grinding for points? Are you a brand dead monkey?
>>380932731
As a former atari fan boy back in the day...
Oh, you poor naive child.
>>380935230
Poll options contain an error so I abstain.
>>380935627
Atari guy is the most masculine shit I've ever seen
>>380935276
>I like to pay $10 more per game
>>380934521
>not wanting a retarded controller for the Ataribox
>>380935742
Sorry, I fucked up the spelling on reception.
>>380932329
AYY WE GETTING A BIG 4 AGAIN
Can they save 2017?
First exclusive revealed.
https://youtu.be/bcvmn751BcY
>>380935724
Breakout
>>380935724
>brain dead monkey
That sums up 90% of 4chan's base.
>>380935343
Sega is the best one on this list in modern times and failed out of the console industry.
>Exclusive Sanic
>Exclusive FATLUS (Persona, SMT, Etrian Odyssey, a few more)
Exclusive FATLUS would severely take the wind out of The Switch's sails, probably as bad or worse than Monster Hunter Worlds, and cut off any life the 3DS has left in it.
>Sega Platinum IPs, Bayonetta 1, Vanquish, Madworld, Anarchy Reigns
>Phantasy Star
>Shenmue
>Valkyria Chronicles
>Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing
>The list goes on
They could have some huge hitters on the console but I really have no idea how it would go for them. Probably poorly.
>>380935989
that game will be a breakout hit
>>380935989
if the breakout astronaunt is in it, I'll buy it
>>380936021
Kill yourself anon
>>380935954
why does this look and sound better than any Sonic game in the last 20 years?
>>380933634
>yfw BloodBorne 2 is a launch exclusive
Anything is possible in this post Atari resurgence wonderland
>>380933634
>>380935203
>>380935627
>>380935230
who ever is making these PLEASE MAKE MORE
>>380935785
>buy disc game
>console installs the entire game on your console just like if you bought digital
>can't play the game unless the disc is inserted
>>380935343
Now I want to see it be called the Atari Avenger.
>they bring back amazing handpainted cover art
>We get to see an ADVENTURE sequel
>they do another Swordquest ARG but its like 5000 times harder and more intense
>>380935724
Missile Command
Centipede
Asteroids
Rollercoaster Tycoon
Battlezone
Red Baron
>>380935627
>>380935230
>>380935203
Why do I imagine Atari Wojak to sound and act exactly like Vic?
>>380935954
Lost it at the minigame section with Spinball's Toxic Caves playing.
Lets hope is just a Steam Machine done right.
I'm interested. It's too early to say what it will be or what direction they will go in, but it'll be interesting to follow.
>>380936186
that actually sounds kind of badass
I just sent my game to Atari via email.
If this becomes a part of the launch lineup I swear to god I will flip shit.
this fucking cocktease, I can't take it again
>>380936002
>Total war on console
Don't do it sega.
>>380936130
I totally will but I just made like four today so maybe tomorrow.
>>380932329
ET 2 will be a launch titile!!!
>>380936549
What's your game bruh?
Didn't Atari sent like 90 old games to be rated in Brazil?
Watch the partner of Atari be the Zeebo guys.
>>380936692
It's actually gotten a bit of attention lately, It's a 3rd Person Shooter with an Anime-esque Art Style.
>>380935954
That looks surprisingly good
>exclusive Blade Runner game to launch with the system
>RPG with some LA Noire style gameplay
>>380932329
alright so the controler is like a fidget box. but instead of a box its like a Icosahedron and each side is a different controller (fps, driving, steel battalion, aviation, fight stick, ballistic gel with haptic feed back, etc).
Atari wins
THEY'LL BE SUCCESSFUL
YOU'LL SEE
FUCK OFF JIVE TURKEYS
>>380936630
>Yakuza on PC
Don't do it Sega.
>>380936108
>A Sony owned IP releasing on an Atari console is possible
'no'
Another From exclusive however, that's a different story
>launches with the entire Atari library preinstalled
>region free
>physical copies bring back crazy Atari art and manuals
>>380936842
So what happens when the fidget spinner bubble bursts?
>>380936886
fucking lost it
>>380936892
They won't.
>>380936980
>bop it controller
>ever being not cool
>>380936892
>Sega teased Persona 5 and Yakuza on PC already
I was talking about this with some friends earlier, but what space could atari even aim to occupy? They don't have the money for any decent exclusives, so being a Nintendo won't work out for them. Without exclusives they're playing more on microsoft territory. If they're going low end they'll have to outdo a $199 XBOX One S, and if they're aiming for the high end they'll have to compete with a $499 XBOX One X. Really the only place they could fit is that $99 microconsole market but even Nvidia is having trouble doing anything there.
>>380932329
>Jdoeejeoei
>Jskddp?
...
Isduwhwpsb?
>>380936841
gameplay is a mix between GTA and Sleeping Dogs
Ditch sticks for aiming. It doesn't need to be the steam controller. But figure out a way to do console aiming and control without floppy terrible analog sticks and Atari wins the generation. It's time for some fucking proper change.
>>380937112
Obscure PC ports, indie machine, date simulators, Arcade action.
Gets Wii meme appeal and sells a ton, gives them money for games
>>380937105
>article that's literally just "see people want these games on PC, it WOULD be #incredible if Yakuza comes to PC"
>indicative of anything
Tease is right. The PlayStation is the one who runs the market, and Sega places their bets on the most reliable horse.
>>380937301
Trackball?
>>380935230
BUUUUURN BABY BURN
>DISCO INFERNO
BUUUUURN BABY BURN
>BURN THAT MUTHA DOWN!
>>380937112
They will go for the retrofag audience that only plays on PC nowadays.
>>380937112
They're partnering with Amazon, who has fuckloads of money and hardware manufacturing (Fire TV, Alexa). They could probably release a $249 console to compete with PS4. And don't discount the brand recognition. They're probably the most recognized vidya company ever.
>>380932329
>New Bubsy game
>New Shaq-Fu game
>Now new Atari system
What next?
>>380937112
Steam Machines basically, most of their recent stuff is PC or indie.
>>380937407
it's beautiful
>>380937442
If Amazon is their partner (I have severe doubts about this) then there's a chance we could see some market penetration.
>>380937321
I have a hard time believing a console could succeed on meme appeal, but if there's a time it could it's now
>>380937415
what would be the appeal to someone who already games on PC?
>>380933350
No millenials have nostalgia for Atari you'd have to be at least 40 and up to have played Atari back in the day and those are hardly target demographic for videogames.
>>380937407
YOUNG MAN
THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN
I SAID YOUNG MAN
PICK YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND
>>380937374
Sega had a shareholder conference/meeting/whatever and they had a powerpoint slide about how their efforts on PC were paying off and were planning more and right next to that was Persona 5 and Yakuza.
>>380937492
Ginger Disco Afrojak is probably my favorite /v/ meme this year. That an anon put this together inspired me. It needed to be animooted.
>>380937442
would be interesting angle, if Amazon this would probably actually be targeted as a Steam competitor with Atari's library and then undercutting Steam by offering better compensation
>>380937705
You underestimate hipsters.
>>380937680
I have my doubts about the amazon angle as well. Would having Bezos' billions in their corner would be...breathtaking. But I also don't think they'd be able to keep it a secret. Amazon farts on a company gently, and 15 financial websites start tracking the gust dispersal patterns.
>>380937705
They have Fake Nostalgia, which is far more profitable
>>380937714
They were talking about expanding their PC and console markets. Nowhere did they ever imply they would port their console IPs to PC.
Stay delusional.
>>380937407
Brilliant.
The Ataribox site is low-budget as fuck, I doubt they have serious money behind this.
Even if Amazon isn't their partner, expect them to attempt some endeavor in the future. Their recent expansion of their game dev department and purchases of Twitch and CryEngine point to this.
Plus, $75+ billion and one of the richest men on the planet means you can afford to take such a risk.
>>380937407
It's a bit too slow.
>>380935343
>Intellivision
uhhhhhh
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2017-06-16-intellivision-president-keith-robinson-passes-away
Wouldn't be it better to make an ATARI box with all their games and Jaguar in it kinda like min NES instead trying to go on a pissing contest against MS and Sony?
>>380937907
I'm in the 30+ region where I know a ton of retro hipsters and I feel like there's a hard cutoff with the NES. The 40+ I know are more interested in American retro arcade, more than Atari and the 20+ crowd are constantly circklejerking over the N64.
You can see it in the prices on eBay, just how cheaply most of the 2600 library is.
>Atari's marketing angle is oldschool gamers
>bring back wacky ads
>hand painted cover art
>couch co-op
>Lots of arcade like action games
>free online and region free, no installation required and used games are not a problem
>light UI
>awesome controller
I'm ready
>>380937705
Plenty of us played Atari consoles after the generations ended, though. It was only the other day I sold all my Lynx games because the handheld finally died
>>380938209
>yesterday
Damn, Atari's already starting a crazy marketing campaign
>>380937705
>you'd have to be at least 40
I'm in my 30's and I own two. one is my childhood 6 switch. I still own 50+ carts for the fuckers as well. Night Driver, Yars' Revenge, Cosmic Ark, and Star Raiders are among my faves.
As an old Atarifag that converted to nintendo
I am happy with this
Nu-nintendo days are finished
>>380938330
>implying Nintendo didn't catch wind of this alliance and dispatch their hitmen
>>380938157
Sped it up a tick.
>>380938446
That is a sexy lightgun
>atari will revive before sega
>>380938286
If they can get it to Xbox One S levels of performance and price that may actually work since it could still run all the AAA games but would be cheap enough for people to indulge for the Atari experience updated for the 21st century.
>>380938286
>THE FUCKING GAMES FINALLY LOOK LIKE THEIR COVER ART
>IN MOTHER FUCKING 4K
>>380938476
try doubling speed, disco is fast
>>380938653
If they just go down the list and make the cover art games real they've already won
As a person who still has his atari 2800 I dont know what to say about this. Feels indifferent man.
>>380938653
sweet jesus
>>380933634
Kek even if the 'console' is just shovelware it'd be worth it for these atari throwback wojaks
>>380938810
Not gonna lie, former Atari gamer here. This is fucking hilarious watching Atari crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let them get the nuclear codes.
>>380938653
>>380938810
>>380938103
They've done the bare minimum.
>cheap site
>twitter post
>YouTube video tease (disabled comments for whatever reason)
They even missed E3 entirely. Would have been a perfect chance to get some eyes on them, devs and customers alike.
>>380938708
>>380938810
FUCK YES
>>380938286
>the end of DLC and the return of expansion packs
>>380938906
>play as a cartoony General Custer fucking a more realistic looking native american
>>380938910
Yeah, that's why I didn't do it. hahaha. Fucking spastic rave shit.
>>380938810
HELL JUST FROZE OVER, MILWAUKEE
CALCULATOR 2 MOTHERFUCKERS
>>380939102
Actually thats about right
>>380938653
YESSSSD
>>380939059
Red Dead Redemption 2 confirmed for Ataribox
>>380939183
holy shit this is cool
>>380939121
Is that the Donald in that contruction helmet?
>>380938910
>>380933028
Wood grain
Cool logo
>>380933609
You know who are in their 40s?
Wealthy investors having a midlife crises
Atari has brand recognition WITH THE SUITS, not consumers
>>380938910
A little too fast, find the balance
>>380938910
Fucking nice.
MINDFUCK
>>380939183
>>380939226
>>380938653
>>380938810
>>380938906
What if they did this for every game? Like custom art for dark souls or minecraft or whatever third party game?
People would EAT that up.
>>380939448
i-is this more meme magic?
>>380939495
holy christ
>>380938653
>>380939545
I think that would have to fall entirely on the publisher. Unless Atari ports and publishes the games themselves (like they did back in the day).
>>380939448
>How tight is your asshole?
Finally unbanned! Can't wait to be warmly welcomed by the posters of this thread
Do you think Atari Force will come back too?
>>380932329
I don't see the problem having an Atari nvidya tegra console if Nintendo was able to sneak out outdated Nvidia Shield hardware
>>380939683
Atari forces smash clone confirmed
>>380939641
I'm thinking it would be for the first-party Atari titles, everyone else can just do their normal thing.
>>380935785
I dislike having a cartridge that will last 4x longer than a disc or digital bullshit and will be able to sell for triple the value as a collectors item. Stay young new faggot.
>>380939641
Just a third party agreement to publish on Atari
>yo if you want this market you need to let our designers make you a cover
>>380939448
>Whiteblonde Aryan Atari Family
>The meme gesture
Jesus fuck, Atari is memeforce powered. The market is about to take a hard fucking
>>380939565
>>380939593
YES SIR.
>>380939565
This boxart is anime as fuck, did they hire a Japanese artist for that?
it would be like Space Cop HD
>>380939545
I desperately want there to be in-house development just for the boxes.
>>380939565
>Co-op sci-fi shooter competing with Destiny 2 and Anthem
could be good
>>380939274
oh my god
meme magic has done this
>>380939448
Here comes the meme magic.
Get ready for videogames to be great again.
>>380932329
GUYS, GYUS....
WHAT ABOUT THE SWORD QUEST TREAURES!?
NOW THEY HAVE A CHANCE TO FINISH THE CONTEST!
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!!
Don't you losers have anything better to do than talking about video games? Go study for your exams you lazy shitstains
>>380939593
>Check the art
>Boy this game looks fantastic
>Check the actual game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyO_G8OBu9w
More like Sloth Racers
>>380939369
Really good point
>>380937301
If they do something like just a mouse and mini keyboard like the G13 or whatever, that'd be great.
>>380937443
Godhand sequel.
>Atari re-enters the console market
>Sega re-enters the console market
>NEC re-enters the console market
>SNK re-enters the console market
>Microsoft exits the console market
Post yf if this happened
>>380939962
>>380935785
Less load times and the possibility of more storage than regular Blu-ray discs. It doesn't have to suffer the same fate as Switch games
Look how fucking smug these fuckers are about checkers
>>380940093
could Atari bring about a new Golden Age of space combat sims?
>>380939929
meme magic has done this
This one would be great
>>380940175
Yes. Yes they could.
>>380939796
>memeforce
Anon...
>>380939939
You best your ass we are going full ARG, globetrotting sword quest incoming.
Atari: putting the gamer first once again
>>380940139
lady in red totally giving young luke skywalker a handjob under the table
>>380940231
>what do you mean, this game is like space invaders?
>>380940253
Good lord almighty
what if it came with a built-in CRT shader that works on all games
>>380940231
>Angelic Aliens raining from space as you desperately encircle earth protecting it from total destruction
I haven't drawn in forever so be nice pl0x
Atari will find a way to disappoint.
Probably a Konami + Atari coalition to bring digital gambling to gamers
the games are getting too intense, we need to stop
>>380939931
>make atari great again
>>380940438
Is that you bakemonster? I fucking miss you. :c
>>380940438
Awesome, maybe put /vr/ in there
>>380940438
instant /v/ legend
>>380940451
could this be what kicks off the RTS renaissance?
>>380932329
I'd actually look forward to what they do. Hopefully they don't go full retard and copy off of all three consoles.I really want them to partner up with Pipeworks and make Godzilla games again.
>>380940480
So
1. Donald Trump on a cover
2. Aryan family making the holy symbol of kek
3. Guessed on 4chan two years ago as a joke
4. New President of company wants to "make it great again"
Verified meme magic, new savior of videogames inbound.
>>380932329
What unique first parry shit could they make that would sell? I could see Battlezone maybe being a tank sim, or Pitfall being like Uncharted, just ideas.
>>380940257
>>380940257
>>380940139
>>380940653
>Hopefully they don't go full retard and copy off of all three consoles.
Multiplat machines are what people want. If it gets GTA, that's all that matters.
Any competition is good for the consumer. Hope it turns out well.
I just doubt Atari could possibly break into the market.
>>380940491
Nah, just an anon
>>380940438
>HEY KID, WANNA PLAY SOME FUKKEN GAMES?!
LEGENDARY
>>380940438
>the framed loss
Its beautiful
>>380940438
Good work!
>IT YO UNCLE ATARI, BACK ON THE 8TRACK WITH SOME FUNKY GAMES FOR Y'ALL!
>>380940696
They could always make new IPs?
But i'd like to see Atlantis, Yars Revenge, River Raid and Adventure return.
>>380939939
>>380938653
>>380940753
That art is a reaction meme waiting to happen.
>>380936307
There's no such thing as a Steam Machine done right. The concept was fundamentally flawed.
>>380940438
Draw Uncle Atari hanging out with /vr/ and having rad adventures.
I just want a mini nintendo 64 with 4-5 games.
There are surprisingly few moon-based games. Atari will teach us.
>>380940438
MY BODY IS SO FUCKING READY
Why is 70's/80's spaceship design so good?
>>380940874
Yeah they could, this may not even be an actual console anyway. Atlantis they could do some cool stuff and have a space exploration game with Cosmic Ark.
>>380940896
>Air World is a launch title
Awesome action game without any possible hint of a hunt
>but you know its there, somewhere
>>380934357
>>380934657
Could still sell plenty in europe
>>380940896
I would spontaneously ejaculate. Then I'd be hunting me some seekrits. I want to win the loot.
>>380941000
because we still had hopes and dreams back then
anything seemed futuristic yet possible
>>380941209
And online
Atari will have its own Amiibos
>>380932329
Atari please name your console the Atari Cougar. It'd be perfect.
>>380933540
No.
god damn atari has some good fucking artists
>>380935230
Goddammit I'm loving these memes
>>380941367
Kill yourself and never spew such blasphemy again
>>380941000
They expended more money in the cover art than the game itself.
>>380941249
Fucking BASIC. That art makes that dude look like he's genetically engineering angels on his time travelling space station.
>>380941367
Nah, just sick thicc cartridges
>most Atari games were ports
>we live in an age where games are constantly portedto PC at least since it's second fiddle to consoles
>Atari wants in on the porting business
>>380941461
his right hand looks backwards
>>380932329
>>380932605
>>380932731
>>380932785
>>380933028
>>380933135
ITS GOING TO BE JUST ANOTHER PRE-BUILT OVERPRICED PC WITH AN ATARI LOGO ON IT
NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP, STOP PROMOTING THIS SHIT
>>380939448
How do I get one of those fly Atari jackets?
>>380941453
You'd have to make a real sexy looking machine to pull that name off, but if you did you bet your ass it would sell, especially with >>380938286
>>380941637
>reeeee get out of my safespace
What 3rd parties would make good companies to partner up? I'm thinking console exclusivity, still on PC if they were planning on it/ already were/ want to. Atari developed games staying as actual exclusives.
Personally I think Devolver would be fucking perfect
>Hotline Miami 3 could be an amazing launch title and fit the aesthetic of the system
>Bunch of other neat games made by them and coming out, if they make it a powerful console they could use Serious Sam as a game to flex the graphics, slav sorcery could probably even make it run and look good on a decently powerful console
>Pretty sure Devolver published a bunch of couch multiplayer games which would be a perfect addition if Atari wants to push an old school angle
>Devolver puts out a bunch of free games for fun and if all of those and any future free little games were made available baseline with every console and maybe some older Atari games as well you'd have a really good value right off the bat and have something built into the console if there's a slow season where no games are coming out you want
>>380941690
>reason is a safespace now
Ok.
>>380941508
You obviously haven't seen much retro scifi. Art like that was par for the course, unlike today's minimalist iphone shit.
>>380941508
>genetically engineering angels on his time travelling space station.
just pissed myself laughing
>>380941750
Get this edgy shit out or here, they haven't made anything worthwhile for years
I just found DC's next big blockbuster movie
this thread is making me nostalgiac for the 70s/80s and i wasn't even alive then
>>380941752
>no fun in my safespace reeee get out
>>380941750
Yeah dude, can't wait for a indiegames box, im still playing my uoya.
>>380941897
Could be their GotG
>>380941750
Nigger, the Hitman series is now independent, they just need development money. Imagine an Atari-exclusive Hitman title.
>>380941779
Oh I have, but looking back from these post-modernist climes makes the heart a little more appreciative.
>>380939593
People would probably think its an F-Zero ripoff.
>>380941637
This is your future.
>>380942101
So? Someone has to make it.
the remake i've been waiting my entire life for
>>380942170
Ahahaha god damn, even if the console ends up absolute shit, the meme ammunition its already generated has been amazing.
>>380941637
t. assblasted sonyggér
>>380940093
Anyone remember pic related?
Look at this shit, you get to have a mullet, fuck hot blond bitches, and karate-fight some dude wearing a gi and a samurai helmet
>>380941637
We win if it flops or succeeds. This is a guaranteed shitshow and I'm sorry you don't want to enjoy the ride.
>Atari first party titles are just the wackiest 70's/80's feverdream games you could possibly play
>>380942408
They made another new one last year or somethingIt was early access Minecraft knockoff garbage
>>380941528
I want someone to draw cute thicc Atari cartidges
>>380941654
>You'd have to make a real sexy looking machine to pull that name off,
Or an old, burnt out machine trying to recapture the flame of its youth by rekindling memories of its old self and trying to make itself appealing to the generation under it.
>>380940139
>Luke Skywalker vs ginger Gaddafi
>>380942421
In a temple, on top of a mountain!
>>380942571
>Minecraft
Meme magic.
vidya game artists had to really go all out back in the day
>>380942614
I said to pull it off, if you went full cheetah print it would be good for a giggle and thats it.
I really do think going hardcore retro and "for the gamers" would unite hipsters and actual /vr/
>>380932329
is it called the atari 20SUCKShundred
Would be cool if they would start a poll how to name the console.
I like the Atari cougar name too
>>380936795
Link? Sounds up my alley
>>380941528
God, I loved the sound of slowly sliding a large, boxy cart out of the paper containers.
>E3 2018
>At the height of 4K HDR gaming, the games media is taken back by Atari having an E3 conference
>decades of being a practically dormant company, that has been bought and resold, only to release a trickle of remakes and flops has finally finished their grand re-entry into the gaming world
>While Microsoft and Sony show off their latest plans for the fall release, everyone's head are directed to quirky music and flashing come from the Atari stage
>The music sounds futuristic, but still heavily dated
>Laser lights and fog fill the stage as the wood paneled brand new Ataribox is revealed
>While not an overly powerful device, it promises to deliver retro games in a modern gaming setting
>Cartridge based, old school styled games, a retro graphic theme that is just pixelshit, old school mechanics to games with lives, maze like level design and flashy graphics
>Starting price is $199 and comes with a lunch library of 20 games with more to come
>>380942758
Blackjack: The card game of magic rainbow lasers!
>>380942758
There were no reviews back then, so when buying, you literally had to judge a game by the cover.
>>380942904
>Main console is the Cougar
>handheld with a serious focus on traditional 2D gaming, no touchscreen is called the Puma
>>380943145
That sounds like it would be funny to watch flop
People here are excited? really? All I think of when I hear the name Atari is garbage games, E.T. , and the gaming crash of 1983. How can you get excited by this?
>>380932731
you really have zero clue, this atari has nothing, NOTHING AT ALL of the one you remember so fondly. kys.
>>380941528
>the cartridge itself is the entire console
>>380943285
>All I think of when I hear the name Atari is garbage games, E.T. , and the gaming crash of 1983.
Aw, he's seen AVGN!
I'm genuinely excited for a new Atari console.
Maybe they'll work out their differences with BAMCO and get all their IPs put on as launch titles.
>>380943145
Yeah no, it would be modern but with a retro work ethic.
Gamers first.
The first E3 conference will be meme worthy though, fog and disco balls and lazer guns and explosions
>>380943285
I'm just here for the reaction images.
>>380943285
>How can you get excited by this?
By being older than 20
>>380942494
No one will win, its going to be Alienware with an Atari logo on it and everyone is going to forget that it ever existed 1 month after release.
Why has no one here said anything about POLE POSITION!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhRIneQFmHA
>>380943253
I think most of us are actually rooting for it.
>>380942904
>Atari cougar
>cougar
What the fuck? top kek
>>380943285
See
>>380942494
If it flops, we can laugh at it. If it succeeds, it opens a whole new category of console war shitposting.
>>380932605
General reminder:
Giving the ability for literally anyone to make games for an Atari console is why the console market died at one time.
>>380943432
Well yeah, but a cartridge based piece of shit with retro style games would be the biggest flop ever.
>>380943285
Do yourself a favor, pick up a 2600 for like 50 bucks, get 20 games for like 10 dollars, and spend an afternoon with it.
There was a reason Atari was king for so long.
>>380933350
>heart shaped pupils on 3DPD
OVER THE LINE
>>380943483
Goddammit I love Atari and I love wood grain.
>>380943570
Yeah...
>no one here has brought up Tunnel Runner
Fucking plebs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em_xlr0wpmA
The brand is VERY strong with normies, shave off the price, get some multiplats and exclusives and this sells like hotcakes.
>>380943715
>cartridge based
Can't wait for so e fibe quality games on this Atari box ya hear. Especially open world games that capture exploring a wasteland or the wilderness pretty well. Hope it has VR capabilities.
>>380943112
he's fucking playing with you mate
>>380943798
Doesn't matter if it uses cartridges or not. Nintendo could have sold an NES classic with no updates other than an HDMI port and people still would have bought it.
>>380943816
Nope, they will have multiplat support but they are bucking the trends and going for AGRESSIVE FUN ZANY marketing.
Get ready for couch co-op push and space shooters
>>380943431
but what about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh_xGfrdbhY
>>380943715
>$59.99
That isn't a real console, it's an emulator. The post I was referring to was also talking about new "retro style" games, not old ones being put on a new system system. Plus, Atari has already confirmed that it's not going to be a nes classic type of console.
>>380942064
Looks as if Nostromo and Bespin had a love child.
>>380944025
That's John Harris for you. His art is full of stuff like that.
>>380940438
Very nice
>>380941637
>ITS GOING TO BE JUST ANOTHER PRE-BUILT OVERPRICED PC
So...just like the Xbox and PS4?
>>380944357
Only with motherfucking woodgrain!
>>380944357
>consoles are overpriced
How old are you? Do you understand how the console industry works? If you believe that Sony or Microsoft are making a profit from the consoles themselves you are beyond fucking retarded.
>>380943464
It'd fit perfectly if you think about it.
>>380938021
they already did that twice albeit with old franchises.
niche games are extremely popular on steam, i have no doubt they'll port some more recent games, and franchises.
Get cucked sonybro
It's a second-generation 'Steam Machine'. The hardware partner is Valve. It will be completely console-like in design and packaging. It's built around new non-peripheral PC hardware Valve will be announcing soon. Most importantly, a new custom small form factor !mobo design featuring a single external power connection (external PSU only) for easy battery/hardline conversion, which they'll also be releasing specs for in trying to establish a standard. Also a proprietary quick-mount drive bay system aka cartridge port.
>>380944839
It took 6 years to get Valyria Chronicles.
It took 7 years to get Bayonetta
It took 6 years to get Vanquish.
Getting a recent game is completely out of the question, let alone games where Sony literally owns content within then like Yakuza, Persona, or Project Diva.
>>380945117
>Half Life 3 gets announced
>on the fucking Atari of all things
>>380945332
HL3 Ataribox exclusive hahaha holy shit, /v/ would be unusable for fucking weeks
>The very first thing /b/ does when a new console is potentially announced is figure out what the wojak is going to look like
>It actually turns out amazing
I hate this stupid board
>>380945583
>/b/
>>380933350
But Atari isn't new shit, is older shit than all those other consoles.
>>380943496
I don't see anything wrong with this
>>380945746
>implying /v/ isn't just a video game themed /b/
yeah man look at these quality video game threads
>>380939653
>>380926506
3 consoles is already too much
What would it be called, the Sabertooth? Since it's already dead.
>>380946280
kek
>>380946121
CYOA's have been a 4chan thing for years. Years and years. Before /v/ was a separate board from /b/, even.
>>380946389
They aren't even COYA's, they're just shitposting threads and drawfag meetups.
>>380946121
Why do you even link shit like that?
There are worse things on the board right now
>Well, for one thing, it's probably best not to think of it as a full-blown general purpose computer like what you're comparing it to. I don't think it's giving too much away by saying that it's meant to have a home in an entertainment center (although I don't personally want wood grain in my entertainment center). It also would be priced quite a bit less than a traditional computer would typically be. Like I said previously, if they can get the price/performance ratio they were targeting (I think it would be tough), it might have some interest in the type of niche that something like the Nvidia Shield TV occupies. Beyond that, it comes down, of course, to the value-adds (services, games, etc.) that Atari and their partner come up with. I have no idea what direction they went with that (or are planning to go with that). EDIT: Pretty positive that it wouldn't have changed to streaming of any type.
I unitonically want this to succeed.
Do we know when they will tell more?
But if they partner up with Valve then I will ignore it.
>>380947189
I want it to succeed just so we have more competition in an otherwise locked down market.
Even if it's just a niche thing that people buy, I fucking despise Nintendo and their habit of releasing limited amounts to create artificial scarcity. Few stores I know of even stock Xboxes or PS4s unless you go to a big box store. So why not have something else on the shelves for a change?
>>380944576
Jesus christ i finally fucking found it
Still a little upset there was no version like this.
>>380932329
OUYA 2.0