The Doom guy of the Hell Opera (WIP)

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>Mancubus
Think of me, think of me fondly
When we've killed that guy
Remember me, as the man who tried
Please, tell me you'll try as well
When you find that foe once again and you long
To take take his heart and be free of him
If you ever find a moment
Spare a scream for me
We never said "our love was a red sea"
Or "as unchanging as the screams"
But if you can still kill,
Stop and kill for me
Think of all the things
He has done, and all those he has killed
Don't think about the
glory which could have been yours
Think of him, think of him lying
Silent and resigned
Imagine me trying too hard
To kill him on my own
Recall those days, look back on all those times
Where we didn't have to deal
When the Doom Guy wasn't here, there won't be a time that
I won't try to kiiiiiiiiiiiill
>IMP
Can it be?
Can it be that fatty from last night?
What a change!
You're really not a bit the obese girl
that once you were
She may not remember then,
But I remember her
>Mancubus
We never said "our love was a red sea"
Or "as unchanging as the screams"
But if you can still kill,
Stop and kill
>*Very loud ear piercing scream*
for me!

I've made a horrible mistake

>Doomguy
Bravi, bravi, bravissimi!

>Pinky
Where in Hell
Have you been brooding?
Really - you were perfect
I only wish
I knew your secret
Who is this new
Tutor?

>Mancubus
Cyber me once spoke of an killer
I used to wish he wasn't real
Now as I think I can sense him
And I know he's here
Here in this room he calls me
Somewhere inside, hiding
Somehow I know he's always with me
He, the unseen murderer

>Pinky
Mancubus, mancubus you must be paranoid
Events like this can't happen
you dumbass, you're talking in circles
And it's not like you

>Mancubus
killer of demons, fool and warlock
spare me from your glory

>Pinky
Who is this killer?
This slayer of demons, hide no longer

>Mancubus
He's with me even now

>Pinky
Your barrels are cold
Your stomach, Mancubus, it's scarred

>Mancubus
He threatens me me

>Pinky
Don't accept those

>Doom Guy
Insolent creature, this slave of Satan. Basking in your glory. Ignorant fool, this fiery demon. Sharing in my triumph!

Slayer, I hear you. Speak, I listen. Leave me be, please. Don't hurt me. Slayer, my weapons are faulty; forgive me. Enter at last, Master.

>Doom Guy
Soon-to-be victim, you shall know me. See why in shadow I hide. Look at your eye in the mirror. I am behind.

>Mancubus
Slayer of Doom, slayer and champion, grant to be free from your rampage. Slayer of doom, hide no longer. Come to me, strange killer.

>Doom Guy
I am your Bringer of doom. Come to your bringer of doom...
I am your Bringer of doom. Come to your bringer of doom...

>ITT: Desperate attempt to become the next big screencap meme
Not happening

>Mancubus
In Hell he came at me
In dreams he haunts
Those sounds that summon me
And do I dream again for now I find
The Doomguy of the Hell Threatre is there
Inside my mind

>Doomguy


>Mancubus
Those who have seen your face
Draw back in fear
I am the mask you wear

BACKGROUND
He's there, the Doom Guy of the Hell Theatre!
Beware, the Doom Guy of the Hell Theatre!
He's there, Doom Guy of the Hell Theatre!
Beware the Doom Guy of the Hell Theatre!


>Mancubus
We're both in you

BOTH
And in this labyrinth
where God is blind
the Doom Guy of the Hell Theatre is there,
inside my mind
He's there, the Doom Guy of the Hell Theatre
(Screeching)

(Screeching intensifies)


(Screeching even harder)


(screeches higher)
*Doom Guy's helmet cracks*

Alright, I've come to a ground breaking idea, all previous Doomguy lines are going to be omitted. Doomguy has no lines in the entire play. It'll be the best Video Game Movie of all time

>Imp
Chill out you fat bitch, Jesus christ, there is no Doom Guy.

>Mancubus
Continue to speak those calming words to me, my dear sweet Imp, That's all I ask of you

>Imp
There's no need for words of kindness,
there is nothing you must fear
there is no slayer.

>Mancubus
All I want is freedom
A realm with no more fire
And you, always beside me
To hold me and to hide me

>Imp
I cannot hide you if there was a Doomguy
He could make his way through an arena of a million people.
Now stop talking in this way,
that is all I ask of you.

>Mancubus
Say you'll share with me one love,
Say the word and I will fondle you

>Mancubus
Say you love me

>Imp
Please, don't make me

[Both]
That's all I ask of you.

this is cringeworthy. How fat are you op?

CHORUS
The Gates!
The Gates!
Prepare to finish the human race,
so the world will be ours
Masquerade!
Every face a different shade . . .
The Gates!
Look around -
They are soon bound to open!
Take your turn, take a ride
on the line for. . .
an inhuman race . . .
Eye of green . . .
Thigh of fur . . .
True is false . . .
Who is who . . .?
Curl of horn . . .
Swirl of gown . . .
Ace of hearts . . .
Face of a single eye . . .1
Faces . . .

>Imp and Mancubus
But who can name the face . . .?

>ALL
The Gates!
Grinning yellows,
spinning reds . . .
The Gates!
Take your fill -
let the spectacle
astound you!
The Gates now open to the land
Of humans,
We will be snapping necks . . .
The Gates of Hell!
Stop and stare
at the sea of blood
That surrounds you!

>Doom Guy crashes in through gates
>The Demons stare in horror

>Mancubus
I told you all, he’s real!

>Doom guy begins to massacre the entire horde
>Blood splatters camera, allowing for a cheap way to make it seem like the battle was epic
>blood clears, and the only demons left are Mancubus and Imp

>Mancubus
Embrace me, my love

>Doom guy shoots Mancubus and he explodes, killing the imp

CREDITS ROLL

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