>Impericucks want to exterminate this

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>>380918380
white pride world white

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>N*rds

>>380918380
>Nords.

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>>380918380
Don't be mad at them OP. They had their culture taken from them and now they want to do the same to others

>>380918661
in-universe nords are pretty much the dumbest race
If you want white people, the altmer are closer

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>>380920506
>Talos
>Not a god
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>380920595
>>380920745
wrong link fuck

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>>380920595
Argoanians are sex slave tiers along with female osimer, everything else is true.

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>>380920745
>>380920836
ME ANGRY NORD! ME SMASHY LINK!

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>>380921135
What gave you the impression I was a nord guy

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>>380921423
only nords would worship talos, or nords wannabe imperials

>>380918380

Skyrim belongs to the Nords, but the Nords belong to the Empire.

>>380918380
Skyrim and its Nords are part of the Empire. Imperials are diplomatic and cosmopolitan, they want to preserve the Empire and protect Skyrim.

But you know, you have Int -2 so I'm wasting my time.

>>380918380
I'm pretty sure the viking way was extinguished by the spread of christianity and the nordic kings that facilitated this. That guy teaching his kid to swing an axe, that shit hasn't existed in centuries. The truth is that white men in Europe stopped being manly. That's right, you pulled your own pants down by being tame and wanting to bring in those "refugees" to your little zoo. Too bad you mistook them for stupid animals, now beautiful Europe is getting smashed. Don't blame the "impericucks" or whatever you call your leaders. Afterall, it was your weak breed that elected them.

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>>380921729
>be dunmer
>live in huts
>Imperials come and bring you civilization
>hate having to shit in a toilet so you start stabbing men in the dark
>abolish a real justice system for a tribunal of cosmic worshiping retards
>WE WUZ GODS N SHHIT

kys

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>>380921970
>>380922035
>>380922084

Are imperials white?

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>try to make a Paladin in Oblivion
>end up with a shitty Spellsword
Fuck me.

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Man i just wanna fuck shy little argonains who wanna make a new life for themselves . Whats so wrong with that? The blend into the background of my lavish mansion perfectly, they're made to be slaves.

>>380922035
>empire
>not an outdated entity that has had infighting since its creation and a thalmor puppet
you best be jokeing my mane

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>tfw you realize Talos is actually just the Reagan of Tamriel
>Overrated
>Overblown accomplishments
>More destructive and dividing than unifying as he's remembered

>>380920745
>>380922178
>round ears

Get it together.

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Reminder that Talos was not and never will be a god.

>>380922272
>ulfric elfstrings follower calling anything a puppet

>>380920506
Has there ever been an Oblivion mod that makes everything lore friendly instead of generic English countryside?

The Empire is supposed to be carved out of rainforests and harsh environments, not rolling hills and meadows.

>>380922462
>everything lore friendly

Jungle was retconned m8. No jungle is now what's lore-friendly.

>>380920920
>female orsimer
You too, are a man of taste I see

Khajiit pride worldwide

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>>380922416
It's nice that you all grouped up for my fireball.

>>380922515
Retconned by what? The game's existence?

>>380922432
wew lad
hate to break it to you but if ulfric did not do it someone else would
i bet you think the civil war was also avoidable
because lets face it the thalmor totally would have thrown a large amount of their manpower just so the empire would not enforce the one big thing they wanted

>>380922178
How fun is it to roleplay as alt-right in a videogame anyways?

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>One faction just wants to live in their northern homes, worshipping their hero-god.

>The other is a bunch of brown people being led by the dick by a bunch of higher-than-thou cunt-elves, attacking vikingbros because they want to conquer the world

Why does anyone ever side with the empire unless they just want to see what the quests are like?

>>380918380
I'm to murder her father and take her as one of my brides.

>>380920595
RedGuards are pretty cool!

Curved Swords!

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>>380920595
>he believes in Dunmeri superiority
>Dunmer are obviously inferior to the Altmer mentally, physically, magically, and socially
>corpse-colored skin and red eyes are because they're literally a cursed race
>males are entirely unlikable, and the females are only likable because they're perpetually bent over, spreading their legs, or taking Orcish cock in one of these positions
>prides themselves over their slaves, which are almost solely old/young/disabled lizard people that's miles away from the outskirts of their natural habitat
>said lizard people blow them the fuck out shortly after the demon invasion that the Dunmer somehow handled worse than the humans and beast races
>they flee to a shitty country full of snow and drunken blonde ape-men
>said ape men instantly shove them into the ghettos with next to no effort
>up to now, in TES, the last we hear of this race's plight is from a single Dunmer shakily scribbling up the last page of his tear-stained pamphlet called "Dunmer of Skyrim" in which he insists his few dirty farmer and rag-tag thief friends are still the "master race
You can't dream this shit up.

>>380922704

Directly retconned. Tiber Septim in-universe retroactively removed the jungles.

Also the Aldmeri Dominion's tactics in the Great War wouldn't work if Cyrodiil were covered in dense jungle.

>>380923045
not him but remind me ho got knocked the fuck out by a giant fucking robot

>all this fantastic pre Oblivion lore
>Oblivion is previewed, looks way better than what we got
>Skyrim is previewed, looks way better than what we got
Hate Bethesda

high elf = white people
other races = niggers

>>380923045
be quiet before I cast a 1 point light spell and immolate you

>>380923190
Elaborate

>>380923045
>Dunmer houses were too busy fighting each other they didn't even notice the oblivion gates opening up all over the place
>most of the damage in Morrowind caused during the Oblivion Crisis was caused by the Dunmer themselves
How the fuck did they manage that?

>>380920745
fuck off, altmer are literally the blonde mustard race people. meanwhile nords are literally we wuz kangz

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>>380923389
>((( High Elves )))
>white

>>380922809
A divided Empire is only going to make it easier for the Altmer to fuck everything up. Stormcloaks have their hearts in the right place but it was really not the time for a rebellion.

>>380923682
the altmer just want the best for you trust them

>>380923517
>tallest
>smartest
>longest-lived
>culture and language is the base for all other race's cultures and languages on tamriel

Altmer are the master race.

>>380923045
>he believes in Altmer superiority
>Altmer obviously inferior in every way to every other race
>claim to be magical savants yet cant look at a spell book without an allergic reaction
>freakishly tall but no coordination and asthmatic
>urine colored skin and urine colored eyes because they're literally a cursed race
>males are foppish twats, females just as unlikeable as no one finds them attractive in the slightest

argonians are objectively the best. not because of any culture or historic feats or whatever, but just because they are reptilian. mammals are dumb and smelly

>>380923452
CHIM, I don't gotta explain shit

>>380918380
>Using an axe in combat
>laughinglegionaries.esm

>>380923860
>altmer poster btfos you with facts
>respond with opinions

>>380922239
Knights of the nine exists for a reason

>>380923452

Heimskr touches on it.

>And as man, you said, 'Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter.' 'I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.

>>380923452
he used chim to shape cyrodiil into his perfect fantasy home. needless to say, tiber had some shit taste

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>>380924064
>hello, I am Altmer, all of my females are the offspring of Benedict Cumberbatch and Uma Thurman lmao
No opinions here, m8

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How do I roleplay as best crusader in Skyrim?

>>380918380
amputate his limbs and cauterize his wounds, wait a few days, ram nails into his stumps, tie him to a post, keep his eyes opened and watered as you violate that child in front of him and cut off her digits afterwards then force them to have sex then decapitate the child when she climaxes.

return him to his men alive, then proceed to slaughter everyone except him, then give him to some village.

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>Emperor getting ass rammed in Cyrodiil
>Le superior yellow Elves try to take over our land
>Fuck that shit unite the tribes
>teach elf kikes a lesson (again)
>Enjoy independence from the shitty empire

>>380923974
>mammals are dumb and smelly
>implying
Reptiles smell like unholy shit, just sayan.

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Now THIS is a fantasy map, Elder-cucks.

>>380920595
+1 You my n'wah

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>>380922543
You must be joking

>>380924386
>Nippon
Wait...what. Japan just exists in Warhammer?

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>>380924386
It's LITERALLY just Earth.

>>380924368
no they don't nerd, I work with them. they musk when they get scared though

>>380924132
Forgot KofN existed.
Thanks.

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>>380921970
>>380922035
>Skyrim belongs to the Empire!
>America belongs to Mexico!

What's with all the imperishits in this thread?

>>380924443
>not raising Puss in Boots and Neko loli as the best dexfags the Empire will ever see

>>380923452
Tiber Septim used CHIM to get rid of the jungles. It's explained off-hand in Commentaries on the Mysterium Xarxes, but the book is phrased so weirdly so that it's difficult to understand a lot of what it's saying.

>>380924448
Yeah mud hut niggers could buttfuck the Thalmor. But the Imperials pussied out. Have fun getting plugged by your elf buddies!

>>380924386
>Canada is the Chaos Wasteland
>not the middle east
Fuck you Games Workshop

>>380924628
Your nose is broken, homo.
Literally the worst reek on earth.

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>All these races who think they're hot shit
>When the clear masterrace is the bunch of guys who subverted all the other ones

>>380924628
The bushmeat you cook in your banana boat doesnt count as working with reptiles, scaly

>>380924443
>killing yourself because your child isn't a wood elf
what timeline was this bizarro anon from?

>>380924797
literally not

>>380924386
>north america has niggaroth

>>380924505
Yes. When you look at the map it is obvious that it is very much based from our real earth. It's only that blatant with Nippon as that is what the real life place is actually called by the local people. And I guess Albion too as that is the historical name for the island we now call Great Britain. However everywhere else has an IRL parallel as well
>Kingdom of Ind -> India
>Otge -> Russia
>The Empire -> Europe / Holy Roman Empire
>Estalia -> Spain / Espania
>Araby / Southlands -> Africa (and ironically enough, NOT Arabia)
>Naggaroth -> Canada
>Lustria -> South America

So on and so forth

>>380924797
This poster is an Argonian don't let their lies fill your head.

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>>380925241

>>380922416
I can't wait to fuck all of them with my BNC.

>>380925313
>blatant with Nippon
That's all I was pointing out, autismo.
Obviously its all based on our world at a glance.

>>380924386
I'm thinking Araby's.

>>380924386
>delicious brown land
>Lustria
Well they got that right at least

>>380918380
Any sane race would want to exterminate the genocidal snownigger savages.

>>380920641
Imperials and Bretons are the intelligent whites. Nords are the rednecks and Redguards are niggers.

Altmer however are more like jews or chinks. Always scheming and hiding something.

>>380926175
Memes aside, you're retarded

>>380923860
Stay mad Dunmanlet

>>380926310
Faggot.

>>380926096

The Nords didn't even genocide the snow elves. Just look at all the shitty falmer in the Dwemer ruins.

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>>380926359
>beautiful Altmer genetics

>>380926470

This hardly works considering Dunmer are all that and uglier.

>>380926432
It was the Dwemer who fucked their shit up. The Nords dindu nuffin, they a good boy.

>>380926432
The Nords slaughtered nearly the entire race and forced the rest to go underground. The Dwemer just finished the job.

>>380926703
>finished the job
>Mengele tier experiements turned them into fucking Gollum but blind

Too many faggy elflovers in here desu. Disgusting.

>>380927054
Yes, they eradicated the 5% of Falmer that the Nords didn't kill. By the time of the Battle of the Moesring, the Nords had already sacked all of their settlements and killed all their nobility. People literally thought the Nords had driven the Falmer to extinction. It wasn't until the 4th Era that anyone had any concrete evidence of their continued existence.

>>380927375
I agree, elves need to die.

>>380924679
>implying they won't be crotch-licking gypsies at best and moon-sugar addled nig-nogs at worst

>>380923850
Stop pushing your gay agenda on my videogames

>>380928710

It's not an agenda. Altmer supremacy is the only truth.

>>380920595
It's true, Dunmer are the best

-not Dunmer

>>380918380
Of course the man has a whore... People are allergic to letting men have sons these days. Such a shame.

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>>380924234
>hello, I am Altmer, all of my females are the offspring of Benedict Cumberbatch and Uma Thurman lmao

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>>380922809
You're on the right track yourself by recognizing the Thalmor have the Empire at a disadvantage. Now just put it together that Skyrim is being deliberately weakened by elves manipulating men into killing each other. There's a reason Altmer start with the Fury spell.