Who do you main in Mario Kart?
>>380909263
Best grill
UNF
black shy guy, because of the one in Paper Mario that guarded the chest in Shy Guy's Toybox
>>380909263
>he does not main black shyguy with off road and flame rider
>or based bowser jr with mr.scooty and rollers
>inb4 morton wigglers tell me i have shit taste
As a Pink gold peach main, I can say in all objectiveness, that you haveshit taste
>>380909263
King Boo where he's available, Bowz in later games, Toad and Shy Guy for lightweights.
Green hair Inkling girl, in the Splat Buggy, using the Cyber Slick wheels with the Super Glider.
Green and Purple all over the place.
Mii
I'm just waiting for Luma to join in
>>380911218
>Luma and Rosalina have never been playable in the same game.
Feels like a missed opportunity.
>>380911419
Besides Smash Brothers
I main my boy.
>>380909263
Best Koopa
>SMK
Mario
>MK64
Mario
>MKSC
Mario
>MKDD
Mario and Peach
>MKDS
Mario
>MKW
Mario
>MK7
Peach
>MK8
Wendy
>MK8D
Still Wendy
I also like playing Wario, Waluigi, Donkey Kong, Ludwig, Roy, Larry, and Lemmy
>>380913290
And Yoshi in mk7
>>380909452
This. I've been maining her since I was still in middle school.
>>380913321
>using bikes/ATVs
fuck you I want my Jump suit Rosalina
>>380913321
>bikes are bad now
what happend
>>380913667
All the atvs are good only if you have mk8d.
>>380913321
>Shit tier
How dare you shit talk my soccer mom mobille
>>380909958
this, pink gold peach is objectively the best character
She's just so much fun.
any large character, they're the best at pushing faggots off rainbiw road
>>380909263
>>380909263
>not handicapping yourself by never using anyone else than your favorite character in online races
Heavy characters are for casuals.
>>380916075
White Shy Guy is best color
Teal Inkling Boy
>>380909263
koopa or shy guy
One day... one day...
>>380915690
i see you are a man of taste
>>380919637
porn?
>>380919778
Not much now but we're getting there.
Koopa Troopa!
>>380913321
>Not using the Bone Rattler/Bowser Trike.
>>380920367
why do i want this Bun to bully my dick?
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I just use whoever my favorite Top/High tier is. Dry Bowser/Landship/Rollers user coming through.
>>380920832
AWAWAWAWA
>>380920559
haha
>>380916624
This.
>>380920654
Because she's
>Evil
>Cute/Sexy
>That laugh
>Rocks the color purple
and
>you're on /v/
>>380913519
fag
>>380921974
>>Evil
>>Cute/Sexy
>Purple
>Bunny
welp that does it for me, anything going past that only strengths the ejaculation
Harriet and Wendy joint lewd when?
Yoshi since Mario Kart 64
>go online
>see everyone using high acceleration builds
What the fuck just happened? Everyone is using the city tripper, mr scooty, and biddybug, yet here I am using the Circuit Special with Rollers
>>380922105
>not liking Mario
I bet you play Luigi
Isabelle.
fuckin' stop me
>>380922312
bad dog
>>380922113
Mate, I may not be the best artist but I would love to draw that. I'll write that down for later use (pic related was not drawn by me, just to let you know).
First
>>380922478
sweet jesus
if you ever do draw it, i hope im on /v/ to see it.
Wario with the tiniest car and wheels. Ends up being pretty balanced and it's a good laugh.
>>380916398
Rosalina sure is playing on hard mode
>>380922625
Alright then, I still just hope she gets into future Mario Kart games (if the Queen Bee from Galaxy can get in, I'm sure anything can).
>>380909263
Mii and can you even do that in 8? I know that roster SUCKS from what I remember with wasted slots like metal and tanooki clones that nobody asked for.
>>380923231
Yeah, but they wear shitty helmets now.
>>380923231
NVM. You can.
Yoshi
>>380919637
>>380920367
>>380921974
>>380922478
>>380922956
purple mascara always does shit to me.I need GTS art of her.
Since I'm not an edgy teen or a manchild, I use Luigi
>>380924565
Ah, so you're autistic
>He doesn't main the dong
Explain.
Toad master race
>>380924493
I'm gonna sound like a dumbass, but what does that mean?
Split time between Mario/Yoshi/Bowser.
>>380909263
Light: Shyguy
Heavy: Pink Gold Peach
>>380909263
Peach
>>380924936Giantess.
Metal Mario
>>380925115
You mad man.... I can see that happening.
>>380913321
where the FUCK is the ladybug
>>380925606
Top tier second from right you blind goomba
>>380925634
my bad lel
>>380909263
Rosalina on the airship
>>380913321
>/v/ dislikes the old Mercedes-Benz cars
DIE FGTS
>>380925480
It's inevitable, but good GTS shit is sometimes hard to come by. I'm hoping it happens sooner rather than later.
Rock Mii with the Mega Man Amiibo costume in the Biddy Buggy. It's no Rush Roadster but I like it.
>picking anything but bowser on sports bike w slick
i guess you like your stats shitty
>>380926098
Heck yeah
>>380926156
>bowser on a bike
>in a a post 3D World World
nope
DK in the Teddy Buggy.
Memes be damned, I always play best when I use DK, and he just grew on me.
A shame Diddy didn't even make it in the Switch revision.
>>380923231
>the roster of MK8 sucks
How, it has all the Mario characters that matter, plus most of the characters from older games?
>>380921974
In the thumbnail he looks like Sans (Undertale).
>>380923231
>wasted slots
Love this meme.
I always played Yoshi before but now that we have Koopalings I have to represent my boy Lemmy.
>>380927017
>Babies
>Metal Mario
>Pink Gold Peach
>Tanooki Mario
>Cat Peach
>No fucking Birdo
Yoshi.
On a bike.
Always.
>>380927364
Just play pink Yoshi and squint a little
>>380927017
its probably all the people like PInk GOld peach, baby rosalina, and each Koopaling having their own slot
>>380927364
>>380927564
Well, it has shitty characters, but the roster doesn't suck.
>>380913321
Why is P-wing in ok tier when it has the exact same stats as B-dasher?
>>380927514
That's a weird camera angle, haha
>>380927564
Why did they do it that way? Why not put all the Koopalings into one slot then bring up another menu to choose which one you want to use?
>>380927801
Daisy
Luigi
Waluigi
Koopa
Dry Bones
Shy Guy
King Boo
Petey Piranha
Dry Bowser
>>380927564
A lot of those characters are so girls will have someone to play as I guess. My wife loves playing baby Daisy for instance.
I think more options is better and the only people really shafted in the roster are Diddy, birdo and petey
>>380927987
Oh and Wario and sometimes Toad
>>380927915
Would it really make a difference if they had? They have different weight classes and animations.
>>380927987
Ok, you posted the characters you like to play with, but who's your main?
>>380922224
Bump
>>380927564
Koopalings are fine, but the babies and Mario/Peach reskins aren't.
>>380928152
Male and female Villager are in different weight subclasses. Miis can be light, medium, or heavy.
>>380928237
You are playing with tier-whores, there's nothing more to it than that.
You can look up vehicle stats and join them, or just keep doing your own thing.
>>380928426
Well the villagers are split now and obviously miis aren't going to have separate icons for each weight class.
>>380928232
Koopa I guess, Waluigi close second.
If R.O.B. was still in I'd main him.
>>380928450
I never really cared about statistics either way, especially since I always keep the lead if nips slip up. I'll keep using my build until I encounter a complete tierfag who constantly votes for Excitebike and NES Rainbow Road
>>380909263
>>380913321
>Shitting on the Mach 8
Shitters can't stand me Speed Racing on them niggas