Should I smash my controller? Melee is the only video game I

do it pussy

Only if it's one of those defective controllers autists need.

post the controller to me

i could always use another one

>>380907535
If you're getting out of video games then fully commit and smash everything. The game, the controller, the console, and possibly even the TV. Don't puss out and half ass it.

no but someone should smash my 12 cm penis

>>380907828
That isn't fully committing. He should go all out, buy something really fucking expensive on credit but never pay the bills. You have to make sure you have too much debt to purchase video games. If you catch yourself playing video games take off one or two fingers, not only will it make it harder to play vidya you will also learn a painful lesson not to play them.

what type of hammer is that?

>>380908108
geological hammer

>>380907535
Yeah, video games are fore retarded manchildren. Go dig some holes in your backyard Ryan.

>>380908108
An MC Hammer. Don't think about touching it because you can't.

>>380908196
I fucking hate you, go die

>>380907535
you're probably better off trying to dig through your cell wall andy

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>>380908290

>>380907535
that hammer looks larger than my penis

do it faggot

you won't

>>380907535
Record it.

why is my penis so small

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>>380908196

Don't smash the controller, smash your copy of melee. You could use that controller for a better Smash Bros game.

Hint: It has "for Wii U" in the title

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>>380908395
o-okay...?

>>380908739
do you want to see it

>>380908739
you dont understand what its like to have a small dick

If you're so addicted to it to get an idea this retarded, don't do it, you'll just buy another one

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>>380908660
I use the controller for Netplay on dolphin.

your wiifu is tr4ash

>>380908937
fuck off back to v4c

brb need safety googles

>>380909203
you'll regret this ryan

>>380909314
no it's for the greater good
>>380908914
at some point ill learn

>>380907535
Just sell it instead, dummy.

>>380908937
Get back in the chat room and stop letting them know about net play.

>>380909642
I'm not a licensed Nintendo product reseller.

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this thing is study as fuck. i even tried going through the start button.

so i just cut the wires. see you in two day shipping guaranteed ;3 (just kidding video games are for chumps)

>>380910774
Damn, I wish I had ~$80 to piss away for (you)s. You fucking faggot. Here you go kid.

>>380910774

You monster.

>>380911023
>tr4sh controller
nothing of value was lost anon

>>380907693
Wait what? Could some one explain the new level of melee autism?

>>380907535

mash your skull in with the sharp end of that hammer for being an autistic fuckwit.

Only childish retards smash things when they are upset, you sore loser pussy.

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>>380911350
>he doesnt believe in market value

>>380910774

Aren't these Melee controllers kinda worth something?

>>380910774
That controller has some nice colours

>>380911817
>jewing goys into giving you money for a product that is past it's time.
Only Jews could do this.

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>Friend gets into Melee
>Becomes insufferable
Tell me I'm not the only one?

>>380907535
Sell it to someone who will use it, and make a quick buck.

>>380912613
dont give a fuck about 60 bucks

Malco Hammer

Sheet metal worker identified

>>380912787
no it's a geological hammer

>>380912762
mail me 60 bucks then faggot

>>380911603
certain controls becoming able at skipping a 7 frame turn around animation after a certain amount of use and then loose that ability after another length time.

So melee autismos buy lots of gc controllers and test the shit out of them to find the holy grail of tism-satiators

>>380913467
oh that is bad
you should say its metal to hide the shame