Who wins in a fight?

>>380889574
Luigi gets caught in the middle and then wins by doing absolutely nothing.

>>380889574
>typical American white male
>typical American black male

Donkey Kong can punch the moon out of orbit, but dies in one hit.

Wario, meanwhile, has superior stamina. His body can take ridiculous hits like getting squashed and lit on fire without actually taking damage.

Donkey Kong's more likely to have superior speed, but he's more or less a glass canon when compared to all the punishment Wario can dish out.

Wario gonna get his shit pushed in big time

>>380889574
They would work something out and not fight.

Wario's a businessman. DK is a performing monkey.

Wario supplies him with bananas, he sings and dances and plays the bongos to entertain the people.

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the only thing that killed wario was a giant clown demon with hands bigger than he was

i'm sure he'll be fine

>>380889574
Donkey Kong can punch the moon out of orbit but Wario can't die and he's extremely strong himself.
I'd say Wario's got this.

Donkey Kong can hit hard and you should not underestimate the power of a gorilla, but Wario's already defeated countless villains far bigger than what Donkey Kong has stood up against + has the stamina of a fucking immortal god.

Jesus fucking christ, he lifted a dinosaur four times Donkey Kong's size in Wario World.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7JadctpSU4

>>380889574
>fat jew vs nigger

I wonder

>>380889574

DK in a straight up brawl, but there's no way Wario would fight fair.

Wario would just find a way to trick DK into making money for him, it's unlikely they would even be fighting for long.

>>380889574
wario can't die so this is brutally unfair for dk


it'll end in a stalemate that results in a happy ending, at least for wario having found some way to exploit dk's talents

>>380889574
Donkey kong unfortunately has no counter to wario's pocket sand. It would be a hell of a spectacular fight though.