Why do people hate the idea of them as a couple?

Muh headcanon

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because its not canon or realistic
why would Peach choose Mario when she has Bowser?

>>380881147
Because they're so angry and obsessed about cuckoldry they even get mad when it DOESN'T happen.

Boring.

manlets never learn

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>>380881147
Because Bowser is the better man

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because Mario is an italian manlet anon

>>380881323
t-thats bowsers arm right?

>>380881147
Because Peach was never and is not interested in Mario in any capacity. Mario is literally chasing the dragon. If you support Mario/Peach horseshit, chances are your idea of a relationship is absolutely fucked, and you're setting yourself up for a lonely life/divorce with child support/alimony eating away your livelyhood until you die.

It's not even about lowering standards. Mario needs to understand when a bitch just doesn't want anything to do with him, and if she ever decided to do it it'd be because she's settling and she'd never have any feelings for him.

>>380881441
KOOPAED

>>380881147
Bowserfags

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>>380881525
You're implying Mario actually cares about Peach in any other way but a friend.

Every adventure he goes on to save her has always been more important to him, he's always had fun with the journey. Not to mention he's saved plenty of other people the same way.

Why would he be interested in her that way to begin with?

>>380881796
I agree.

I was not specific in my post, or perhaps just typed ahead of myself. Either way, you're right. I was speaking with the line that Mario and Peach should be together.

cause she obviously gets used by rosalina as a cocksleeve

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Bowser is a homo and belong with other men.

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>>380881147
Because Mario would make a shitty step-dad.

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>>380881323
Does this look like a person who's happy with someone?

>>380881525
I'm pretty sure it's the exact opposite honestly
Peach likes Mario, Mario doesn't give a shit and only saves her because he saves anyone in trouble

>>380881323
>Peach countlessly show no romantic feeling for Bowser, dislike him
>Autists still ship them

>>380882312
>post bowser with men
>don't even make it dedede

anon please

>>380881147
I really don't see what the big deal is. Red toad and blue toad is my favorite ship.

>>380882548
How else do you explain Wendy.

Because people are unironically cucks and have spent their whole lives being """friendzoned""" (in reality they aren't even interesting enough to be considered a friend) so they desperately hope for a popular and beloved figure to normalize this pathetic way of life.

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>>380881147
>Why do people hate the idea of them as a couple?

1) Maybe they just don't care about shipping and don't want to tie Mario down
2) Similar to 1, but maybe they like the love octagon thing Mario has going on the background, and want to Mario put more focus on all his potential love interests while introducing new ones, instead of just Peach as the actual love interest
3) Maybe they just don't like Peach
4) Because they ship Peach with another character like Luigi or Bowser

Peach is too fixated on Bowsers big dick to stop getting kidnapped. They literally have no chance at being together.

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>>380882659
KOOPA'D

>>380881323
because she is a woman
and women like winners, not losers like Bowser

>not realistic
lel

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>>380882761

>>380882326
Considering how the Koopalings were retconned to be kids Bowser adopted, this image implies Peach didn't fuck Bowser, but rather just some random Koopa(s)
What a slut

>>380882861
Mario is a plumber from Brooklyn. Bowser is a king.

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>>380882569
Dedede is boring and not even hot.

>>380882738
Koopas do not have dicks, Bowser is dickless.

>>380882976
No, Movie Bob, Mario is Italian.

>>380882976

Bowser loses to Mario constantly, what kind of king is he?

>>380882761
HALF AN ASS SLAP

>>380882976
Then it's truly pathetic that a king gets beat time and time again by some random plumber.

>>380881147
Because she's mine

>>380882976
she is already a princess, the title means nothing
>a king that get constantly defeated by a manlet pumbler
a fucking loser

>>380882976
And Mario beat the shit out of this ""king"" 3 times per weeks.
If you're a king and can't beat a simple plumber, you are weak.

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P-PLEASE STOP BULLYING BOWSER

>>380882976
Even though he was born into a small and humble life, Mario filthy rich, is a beloved super star the world over, and has his own fucking country with a massive castle. He's a winner.
Even though he was born into nobility with hoards of monsters at his disposal, Bowser is a guy can't get the girl and can't beat his nemesis at anything. Once feared, now he's just a laughing stock. He's a loser.

>>380881323
Because Bowser is gay and has to pretend to be interest in Peach for him to keep his job.

It's a professional relationship, nothing more.

>>380883102
>>380883130
>Bowser doesn't let Mario win

He doesn't kill him because he loves Mario. It's like the boy pulling a girl's hair.
It's the only way they know how to show their love

>>380881147
Brcause that would ruin the whole dynamic of it
Peach is forever the princess and mario is forever the jumping plumber guy. It's supposed to be timeless, nothing ever actually happens

Peach is canonically a coalburner.

Sure, Mario "saves" the princess every other game. But let's not forget that he's seemingly incapable of protecting Peach from Bowser in the first place.

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>>380883325

I want Bowser to bully me.

because /v/ is a bunch of cucks

>>380881525
I wonder what the thought process was behind this post

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I want to sexually abuse of Bowser!

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>>380883325
I love Bowser as a character, but all of the barafags and cucks around him are fucking obnoxious.

>>380883435
>Bowser is gay
you and all other degenerates need to be taken out back and shot like old yeller.

>>380883614
Bowser is a good dad.

>>380882997
>has multiple kids
>dickless
What the fuck???
Do koopas have kids through telekinetic communication then?
They just spring up from the fucking ground??
His kids were just made in a fucking lab??

Retard, he has a dick and given that his kids all have distint difference it's fair to say he laid the pipe down on multiple bitch's, lmao.

>>380882976
A plumber who is very intelligent and strong, plumbing is the family business.

If Mario really had a problem with it, he can literally do any other job in the world, he's too overqualified.

>>380883667
Doesn't stop me from being right

>>380883486
It was better in the 80's when Mario was allowed to travel around and save new people. Just end the eternal Mario/Peach/Bowser struggle already, if he has to marry Peach for that to happen, so be it, make Peach the go-to Player 3 and let Mario face new villains and save new damsels again.

>>380882976
Mario wins a ton of sports competitions. He even beat Sonic at the Olympics.

If anything, he's Chad.

>>380883693
Do you think all animals have dicks? Retard.

>>380881323
He isn't even human. Reptiles, are honestly really shitty animals, just barely a step up from fish, amphibians and insects.

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>>380881147
barbed cock

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>>380883693
He has 1 single child, Bowser Jr.
Miyamoto is canonly Jr.'s mother, koopas don't need women to reproduce. (which is why there are very few girl koopas) Male pregnancy is canon in the mushroom kingdom.

>>380881147
Cuckold culture actually taking form

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>All this bowser faggotry recently
Get out

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>>380883614
Yeah, Bowser is just an adorable, clumsy turtle.
Whenever he isn't just kidnapping Peach he's doing something hella cute.

He just wants a mother for his son.
I don't get why he doesn't just find a nice turtle lady though.

>>380883972
God, I want Bowser to get me pregnant. That would be so hot.

>>380883921
>He isn't even human.
Why should that matter?

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>>380883693
>multiple kids
koopalings are adopted.

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>>380884036
It's time to seal the deal. Make him a cuck for real.
>Bowser only kidnaps Peach because he likes to see Mario steal her away from him
>Peach only allows herself to be kidnapped because she gets turned on when Mario beats up Bowser

>>380884153
Bowser Jr. is his actual son

>>380881796
In the game that your pic comes from, he freaks out after being kissed on just the nose.

Of course he cares.

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>>380883669
He really is. Considering Bowser Jr. loves him, and so do the Koopalings and his troop, it's clear that he's a good leader and actually cares about his people.
Too bad he has to get on Mario's bad side all of the time. I bet if he just talked something out with Mario and Peach they'd be able to come to an agreement of some sort.

>>380883972
>male koopas have uteruses and can get impregnated if you fuck them in their cloaca
are all koopas herms? there are no body differences between females and male.

>>380883972
I wonder what his massive ass smells like haha

>>380884153
Koopa don't need women, why do u think their are really no female koopa

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>mfw delving into the Mario lore

How come I never noticed it before?
How do I get out before I go too far in?

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>>380882976
Brooklyn, Mushroom Kingdom

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>>380884204
im well aware of that however the seven koopalings are adopted children

>>380881147
Cuckold fetishists idolizing Bowser and pushing their sexualized world view on him and Peach. They like to say that Mario doesn't even come into the equation but that's literally part of their fantasy.

In reality Bowser is a loser and a bully, and at most Peach feels pity for him. No, this is not a cuckold redeeming himself and becoming a hero because Mario was never a cuck in the first place. It's actually more accurate to call Bowser the cuck since he's got a kid with no mom while Mario constantly comes over and thwarts his attempts to get with his girl. The cuckolds that ship Peach and Bowser aren't identifying with Mario, they're identifying with Bowser and want him to succeed because they see themselves in him: a big fat loser with lots of bravado.

>>380883972
>>380884332
>you'll never impregnate bowser and make him your queen and overuse his cloaca until it's very loose and disgusting from laying eggs and getting fucked

>>380883972
>Mario beats Bowser for the first time
>rapes him
>Bowser secretly enjoys it
>dunks Bowser in lava thinking it will be the last of him
>Bowser Jr is conceived

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>>380883921
>this is cannon
sorry mario

>>380884490
>the most popular video game franchise of all time and the longest running successful video game franchise has incredibly deep lore
Are you really that surprised?

>>380884717
Bowser is only doing this to give Bowser Jr a mom.

Deepest lore.

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>>380884554
How does that even work? Did he just pick out 7 random koopa kids that showed potential?

>>380884717
>peach is absolutely disliking it
>mario is gonna save her anyway

sorry for what

>>380881147
Because when Moot left, a bunch of newfag redditors joined the website thinking they should yell KEK KEK KEK at everything. Now we have legitimate cuckolds trying to spread their shitty fetish over the website and nobody is putting in the effort to remove the human filth from existence.

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>>380884218
All he did was spin and say "Here we go!" with pic related as his ending pose.

Just him being happy it's all over, nothing big.

>>380884786
>miyamoto is that kind of disgusting slut who impregnate people and leave them alone
bowser didn't deserve this

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>>380884490
>tfw reading about the great ape war
How can other lores even compete?
>>380884841
Dunno. I guess since he came from a broken home so he decided to adopt a few kids to give them a chance to have a real family
BUT THATS JUST A THEORY

>>380882976
The city that shows up in Donkey Kong, Wreking Crew, etc. isn't Brooklyn, but New Donk City.
And Mario's from the Mushroom Kingdom anyway.

>>380885004
Is Miyamoto the real bad guy?

>>380884490
What Mario lore is there?

>>380885380
Considering that Mario and Rabbids exists yes i think its safe to say.

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>>380884627
Bowser Jr is also a cuckold by the literal definition, raising children who have no biological relation to him.

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>>380885380
He is to some people.

You know who.

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>>380881147
Because Pauline deserves him more.

>>380884332
>>380883972
Even if male pregnancy WAS canon, there is still someone getting the pipe. And theres nothing that disproves the idea that Mario just saves Peach so he could get the dick all too himself. Kinda weird how Bowser just allows Mario to """infiltrate""" his castle even though he has an entire kingdom under his control.

>>380885380
>ruined Bowser's life by impregnating him and leaving forcing him to look for a mother for his son thus having him kidnap Peach (this is how the first super mario bros happened)
>ruined paper mario
He is

>>380885496
Why is Wendy so fucking ugly?

>>380881147
Post Mario and Peach art please

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>>380885673
She's a koopa.

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>>380884887
>save her

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For a long time I thought bowser kidnapped her for the political advantage for conquering the kingdom cause I thought it gave a strategic dictator spin on him, but then they started doing the arranged marriage shit and I'm like Snoorreeee

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>>380885759

>>380884997
Here we go, as in the sex has commenced. What did you think baking a cake meant

>>380885789
But every other koopa looks better than her.

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>>380885805
>Shit fanart that doesn't even fit the characters

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>>380885789
>shitting on how koopas look when larry and jr exist

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>>380885805
>that art

>>380885854
nice blog, autismo.

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>>380885926
...An actual cake?

>>380885789
But literally every Koopa that isn't Wendy looks good.

Larry is the cutest Koopa.

>Name the city after the giant ape who tried to destroy it

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>>380885936
>>380885963
>>380886179
Royal Koopas are ugly monsters. Some of them are ugly cute, a few are just cute, some of them are cool looking, but Wendy is ugly even for a koopa.

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>miyamoto is a deadbeat mom

>>380885995
>le cringe autismo meme at literally nothing

you have to be 18 to post here

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How would /v/ feel if Odyssey ended with Peach agreeing to marry Mario? Would it be a fitting end to the saga for you guys?

If Miyamoto was the one to impregnate Bowser, wouldn't Bowser BE the mom?

>>380885634
>>380885004
>>380885004
Miyamoto got pregnant. He's the mother.

>>380886279
Why is Wendy bald as shit?

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>>380886372

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How did the regular Koopa Troopa become smart enough to walk bipedal?

>>380886394
>mario
>ending ever
ayy lmao

>>380886423
male humans can't get pregnant.
bowser is the mother but he doesn't want jr. to know about it.

>>380886279
Agreed. The only one that looks okay to me is Bowser Jr. I wonder if him being Bowser's actual son has anything to do with it.

>>380886394
Would it really be the end?

Just gives more reason for Mario to actually save her.

>>380885854
Originally it was because she was the only one that could undo his magic spell that turned the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom into stone. 3 actually was for political reasons since he was having the Koopalings capture other kingdoms, too. World and 64 are a bit of a grey area, but after that he's definitely grown attached to her and kidnaps her for the sake of it. He didn't even need to in the Galaxy games other than the fact that he wanted her around.

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>>380886425
Bad genes? Hair is rare. Looks like she got a regular yellow koopa scalp instead of a green one that grows hair.
I like Wendy's design though. Not every character needs to be cute. Maybe because I'm not a scalie.

>>380883667
>so long gay bowser
>u r mr gay

>>380886394
Yes, and I totally see it happening

>>380885904
more please

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>>380886279
>larry
>based roy
>lemmy
>ugly
you better delete this right now.

>>380886423
Miyamoto walked out on Bowser before Bowser Jr was born.

He is the real monster.

>>380886394
>end
If that did happen I don't think that would be the end
just have mario put his ring on under his glove and remember to show it off every couple of games

>>380886134
Look at the background.
That's the face of someone who witnessed some very dirty sex and/or cuckoldry

>>380886564
Shit, youre right

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>>380886765
>larry
Uglycute
>Roy
Cool
>Lemmy
Cute

Larry was always my favorite Bowser Kid.

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>this entire thread

>>380886184
>he doesn't know

>>380886817
That's a painting anon.

>>380886892
Larry isn't ugly at call.

He's adorable.

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>>380886729

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>from "why do people hate mario x peach" to miyamoto impregnated bowser and left
never change /v/

>>380886892
>anything with that absolutely magnificent mohawk
>uglycute
Wrong.

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>>380886996
>>380887097
He's both. He also looks like kind of a doofus to me.

>>380886525
Koopa semen need just a host. The semen creates a womb

I want to impregnate Bowser and leave during the pregnancy so he can never trust another man ever!

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>>380881323
I don't get why people try to push this cuck meme when Mario routinely beats the piss out of Bowser effortlessly. Then Bowser goes back to raise his wife's kids.

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>>380886729
>>380886729

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>>380887328

>>380887328
I want to impregnate Bowser, and help raise a family together.

I want to treat Bowser Jr like if he were my own!

>>380886963
Bowser painting in which he's banished at the end of 64

>>380884075
>nice turtle lady

he tried. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm2-grWOEXw>>380884075

Some reptiles can reproduce even without insemination. However, as a result of there being no X-chromosomes, all of the offspring become female.

>>380887882
This is literally not true.

>>380887595
That's not Miyamoto.

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>Bowser kills Mario
>Mario goes to limbo
>Cappy helps Mario come back to life since he's a good guy
>everyone thinks Mario is dead
>Bowser plans the forced wedding he's always wanted
>Mario shows up at the wedding and straight up kills Bowser
>Bowser goes straight to hell
>the endless Mario/Peach/Bowser struggle is now over
>Koopa Troop crumbles and disbands
>Peach adopts Bowser's orphaned children and raises them to be proper children
>Mario don't want to touch that anymore
>starts rescuing around, finding new damsels to rescue

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>>380883921
Stop treading on reptiles.

>>380884462

Koopie Koo from TTYD is female.

>>380888275
>Female
lol

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>>380885982
Roxanne had no business being as fine as she was. No sir no business at all

>>380888378
All koopas are herms. She's just female passing. They all have vaginas and dicks, like snails.

>>380882761
>holding your hand down the ass
Then its not an ass slap anymore, its an ass grab.

An ass slap would imply you touch it, not grab it.

>>380888547
They can just get impregnated in their cloaca.

Imagine sticking your dick inside their cloaca, feeling their dick rub against yours as you impregnate them.

>>380886134
The cake is an allegory, anon.

Why do you think Bowser is so upset at the end of Galaxy 2 that he's never had a taste of Peach's cake? He just wants her cake.

>>380885854
What if they're marrying for political reasons

If Bowser marries Peach he'll also be the king of the mushroom kingdom

>>380888661
Is it because he wanted Peach to bake him a cake for him and his son? Maybe it was his birthday.

>>380888647
>cloaca
i had to google this, what the fuck is wrong with you that you know this word and use it in your daily vocabulary, do you rape animals frequently or something?

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haha

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>>380888263
>Mario don't want to touch that anymore
>implying he wouldn't help out from time to time

Why stop a good friendship because they're taking care of your arch enemy's kids?

Especially when that enemy had nothing but respect for you and loved fighting you?

>>380888647
that would be a slit anon
cloacas are a slit with a bunch of holes inside, in koopas' case, the penis, urethra, vagina, and butthole.
koopa cloacas are probably bigger than other creatures.

>>380888773
He was jealous that Mario always got her cake.

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>>380888661
... Wait, so what are the two Toads doing there?

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>>380888790
How did you not know what a cloca is?

Bowser is a good dad. I seriously want a full Bowser game. Any time he shows up as a protagonist it's great fun.
Super Paper Mario, Bowser's Inside Story, even the prologue bits of Thousand Year Door were all really fun.

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>>380888794
Hehe

>>380888790
It's called basic highschool level biology, moron

>>380888547
No that's Yoshis. Koopas reproduce like snakes, there are almost as many female troopas as there are males but you can't tell them apart.

>>380888790
>he never played morenatsu

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>>380888865
because i'm not a furfag who fucks beasts

>>380888843
That's just how they do things in the Mushroom Kingdom.

>>380888790
I know of that word because I want to fuck Bowser's boypussy.

>>380884309
Clearly they're not on especially bad terms since they still invite him on their various sport outings

I don't think Bowser is even a bad guy at all really, he just really loves playing a villain and sometimes gets a little too into the role

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>>380885805

>>380888790
Thats pretty basic animal biology there anon.
Hell a pretty large amount of earth critter's have those instead of our bits.

You did take basic biology, right?

>>380888661
It's actual cake, anon.

Peach is a well known baker, she probably makes the best desserts in the entire kingdom.

I'd pull the same shit as Bowser for it.

>>380888970
You don't have to be a furfag to know about animal anatomy. You're just ignorant on the subject.

>>380888790
fucking american education

>>380888826
I'd be upset if some fat short fuck got cake for beating me up.

>>380888918
koopas are herms, otherwise bowser wouldn't have been able to be impregnated by shigeru miyamoto.

yoshis and koopas probably are related

>>380888263
Got any more cute pictures of Peach being a mother to Bowser's kids?

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>>380888876
>>380888794
hoho

>>380888908
>>380889048
I am glad that I don't live in whatever third world ape shithole you live in that teaches kids all they need to sexually abuse animals, good lord.

>Implying Peach or Bowser are cucks
>Implying Peach doesn't use both of them for sexual reasons, and uses the kidnapping to switch when she gets bored
Truly, she is the nintendo switch.

>>380886394
Just for doing that, i would give them probsfor not trying something risky. But like other people said, it probably wouldn't be the end

>>380889154
But what would imply Bowser is straight????

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>>380889154
>implying Mario would ever consider Peach anything sexual

>>380889098
but i am from switzerland, where it is illegal to fuck animals. i guess it is legal in america though, you certainly have enough blacks there.

>>380889223
>not
I don't know why i wrote that

Daily reminder that every time Mario jumps a PU, he leaves behind a universe where nobody rescues Peach from Bowser and they get married.

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"Hey boy... Wanna knock me up?"

>>380889145
Next your going to tell me you didn't know owls spit up pellets.

>>380888843
One records it, one provides commentary. Then, they send it to Bowser.

>>380886179
That's a funny way to spell Morton Koopa

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>>380889139

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What are the perfect pairings IYO? Getting the obvious ones out of the way

PeachxBowser
MarioxGoombella
LuigixStarlow
WarioxMona
WaluigixDaisy
ToadettexPetey
RosalinaxUniverse

>>380889709
AutismxYou

>>380889498
Morton is very cute too
Unless you were calling him ugly, then fuck you

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>Bowser has a kid and doesn't have a wife
>Adopts several other orphan children
>Just wants to give them a mom
What a nice turtle. Wonder why he doesn't go after other princesses. Maybe he has a preference for peach.

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>>380889139
>>380889139

>>380887464
>>380886998
More please

>>380889524
Is there more or is that all? In any case, much appreciated, they're very cute pictures.

>>380889818
Peach has everything to make a perfect mother for his children.

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>>380890091

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>>380889818
His main goal is to cuck Mario and this is blatantly obvious.

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Peach isnt a race traitor whore who would date a peasant plumber manlet

Obviously she is probably seeing a Prince of Germanic nobility like herself.

>>380890279
Rosalina would also be good, but I guess she wouldn't be very easy to kidnap.

>>380883921
But interracial couples exist, bowser is also comparatively less homicidal and guaranteed more educated than the horror spawn that inhabit our world.

>>380881147
Literally cucks

>>380884490

mariowiki.com

Nice knowing you.

>>380890356
But Peach is Rosalina's mom. That's why Rosalina is a good mommy.

But the original is best.

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>>380889818
>>380890279
The only thing in the way is Bowser.

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>>380890042

>>380881147
Mario is for Pauline only, Peach is to be passed around the Koopa clan as needed

>>380890868
But I'm pretty sure Pauline is for Kongs only?

You know you want to.

Ludwig > Larry > Iggy >>> Roy > Morton >>> Wendy >>> Lemmy >>>>>> hurr durr are you my mommy also I can move just like Mario because ???

>>380881147
Peach x Luigi is better.

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>>380890042
>>380890042

>>380890951
>lemmy that low
i like them all but wendy

>>380882369
Yes

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>>380890042
>>380890042
>>380890042

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>>380891028

Ahem

>>380891159
Is Luigi Rosalina's uncle?

Is there any way for everyone to be happy?
Bowser wants peach, but so does mario. There is no happy ending for everyone.

>>380891212
Peach is happy. She gets all the cock she wants.

>>380891291
But Peach is a virgin? And Mario and Bowser are gay?

>>380890309
Keep it up, anon. Unless that is all? In that case, thanks, anon. Very cute pictures.

>>380886394
>end
End?! Bitch, Mario gets slimmer and Peach's kingdom's defenses get (slightly) more competent, and Peach starts escaping more and helping foil Bowser.

>>380891212
Double Cherry

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>be an imposing mountain of reptilian muscle who rules over a kingdom
>can't hold a candle to a fat, hairy manlet

>>380886423
Isn't Bowser the mother? I thought Kamek cast a gender changing spell on Bowser and a random hammer bro is the father.

>people thinking just because the Knight saves the princess means they must be romantically interested in eachother and be together

>>380891732
well yeah, otherwise she runs the risk of the knight ramming his sword through her, and not in a sexual manner

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>>380891610
Fucking genius.

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>>380891028
I think their personalities mesh well, which is why I also like Mario x Daisy.
Peach and Luigi are both more calm and thoughtful kinds of people, while Mario and Daisy are both more fun loving and adventurous.

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>>380891494

>>380891098
In what way?

>>380889030
What if bowser is doing it for his kid?
playing the Big bad guy role so Jr can have his fun, knowing full well that mario will play along?

>>380891732
I wouldn't at first, but damn he has been doing it for so fucking long now.
He must get something out of the deal, I don't think cake cuts it. Unless she pays him off screen it's the only conclusion I come to.

If nothing else, they are at least close friends.

>>380892007
There's a Yin/Yang to consider as well though anon.

Mario and Peach and Luigi and Daisy work well for each other because of that reason too.

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>>380891494
>>380891494

>ending of Odyssey
>Mario leads Peach off in her wedding dress
>Bowser is left behind dejected
>Pauline enters the scene
>Hey there big guy

>>380882652
Reminder that Wendy (and the others) are not related to Bowser.

>>380892248
What does Bane have to do with Pauline

>>380892007
That's precisely why Mario x Peach and Luigi x Daisy work so well: they each get a girl that reminds them of their brother that they love so much.

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>Is a bowserfag
>But hasn't played Mario RPG, SPM, and BiS where he is a main character and party member
Anyone who hasn't done these isn't a true Bowserfag, prove me wrong.

Relationship-based fan-fiction is degenerate.

>>380882990
>when they fight for who is going to spend night with you

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>>380892509
What kind of fanfiction isn't?

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>>380892219
True, but it's not as though they have the same personalities, they have similar dispositions. The different aspects of male/female personalities are enough of a difference for them to attract, and they're alike enough to keep each other happy and entertained. I'm not against either way since they both work, you could argue for either.

>>380892436
The bros will eventually marry each other?

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>>380892463
What if I have played all those games and still hate the eternal red hat for ruining a perfectly good family?

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I feel like Bowser and Dedede would get along real well.
Both have annoying rivals, tend to do the same thing over and over, actually get along with their rivals a good amount of the time, and have been possessed a few times.

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>NTR and blacked memes have fucked up society so badly that the thought of a happy couple makes them angry

What the fuck

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>>380892858
DDD is just a fat lump of autism who sits around and does nothing while Bowser has formed galactic empires and taken over the world multiple times.

Does anyone happen to have that Bowser and Ganondorf comic? You know the one.

>>380882438

This is the patrician answer. Completely overlooked of course

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>>380893114
But they could still get along.
Also kirby is stronger than Mario, so give Dedede some props there.

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Let me tell y'all niggers a story.

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>>380893407
No way. Mario once destroyed the sun with nothing but a koopa shell.

>>380887360
because mario is an ugly
manlet in a fucking hat

>>380881329
peach is bowser's wife though so mario being in a relationship with her would be the cuckolding

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The only people that force the cuck meme are Mariofags that are so insecure that people ship Bowser with Peach, and know absolutely nothing about love considering their entire basis for Peach liking Mario is "OMG SHE KISSED HIM ON THE CHEEK THAT MEANS SHE LOVES HIM OMG!!!"

>>380893573
Kirby has canon unlimited power though.
Also he beat a planet sized dimension-controlling robot.

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THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH RAISING ANOTHER MAN'S CHILDREN

>>380883586
projection

>>380893715
Kirby can't even beat his own dick

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>>380893691
>people that force the cuck meme are Mariofags
>the cuck meme comes from Bowserfags while Mariofags know that Mario doesn't love Peach as anything but a friend

>>380893786
i love how kratos is actually a cuckold raising someone else's child, and people who haven't played god of war don't know that kratos already killed his own family and that kid is not his

>>380893407
Mario is literally the strongest video game character.

>>380893859
Kirby aint got no dick though.
He is a sphere with a face.

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>>380893861
>The entire thread is about Mariofags being salty they don't support their ship

>>380893691
"DEY ARE JUST FRIENZDZ"


https://youtu.be/HkVkz4iL4SE?t=5m56s


sure buddy

>>380893861
But it's impossible for the male to friendzone the female?

>>380893915
i think you mean vivec, who has achieved CHIM and can decide that mario, kirby, or anyone else that could ever possibly threaten him no longer exist.

don't forget that you cannot beat CHIM either, only cancel it out with another CHIM user.

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>>380893887
>Having. Stepchild means your a cuck

>>380894010
yes, that's exactly what it means.... you're raising someone else's child. you are a cuckold. try to wrap that around your chimp brain.

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>>380893114
That's true, but Dedede has only gotten stronger while Bowser only gets weaker. Dedede has the capacity to reflect on his actions and learn from his mistakes, he may be a selfish and greedy guy but he understands the value of peace of harmony and his influence has only grown, he has recognized his own shortcomings and worked on them, becoming stronger as a fighter and as a person, while Bowser fails just as much but never learns or grows. He builds himself up high and falls lower than he was before every time. He's lost almost every bit of influence he had on the Mushroom World.
Dedede could easily beat Bowser too, and would be a more formidable opponent for the Mario Bros. When he's not lying around and eating.

>>380893407
>Kirby is stronger than Mario
I don't know about that. His final bosses are often more of a spectacle but Mario has taken down people on their level at least.

>>380881147
I just see Mario as a friend that only saves her because he wants an excuse to go on an adventure

>>380893887
>>380893786
>>380894010
>>380894106
The boy is his, how do people not know this.

>>380893691
>being this salty that your shitpost got called out

>>380894408
No, it's not.
>You're his father now
>Now

>>380881147
>manlet italian being with a beautiful Aryan princess
That's why, I don't agree with it but that is why.

>>380894106
I get it's a term that's been run into the ground so hard that it doesn't mean the same thing anymore but that's just dumb. My dad died when I was young and my step dad is the one who raised me. Takes a good kind of person to be able to handle that. I personally couldn't do it.

>>380894207
>Dedede learned to fly and suck things up from pure training, wasn't a thing he always could do.
>Strong enough to actually insure kirby, who has gotten up from mountainous blows
>Proven himself to be able to fight extremely well, being able to take on Dark Meta Knight by himself when kirby needed 3 other kirbies to help
>Has actually learned from and warmed up to Kirby while still having a rivalry
Is he the perfect evil king? Is he even evil anymore? I think his most villainous trait is gluttony.

>>380888819
Yeah, LOOK how well that turned out for Terry Bogard

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>>380893946
>Mariofags being salty when they know their favorite jumpman knows better than to involve himself with romance

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>>380881323
>why would Peach choose Mario when she has Bowser?

I dunno, why would anyone choose Peach when Bowser exists?

>>380881497
Underrated post.

>>380894618
Taking on the role of a father used to be something noble, but the whole cuck culture and shit ruined everything.

>>380883921
reptiles are evolutionary the closest group to mammals you dumbtard

Because I think BowserxPeach is cuter, do you really need to be an autistic fucking loser to bicker about ships? Go back to Tumblr.

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>>380892858
They're a perfect couple.

>>380894207
>That's true, but Dedede has only gotten stronger while Bowser only gets weaker

Bowser actually retains some of the skills he picks up in the RPG games.

Notably he has his shell spin from Inside Story when you fight him as a boss in Dream Team.

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>>380884490
When you start getting into the comics you've gone too far

>>380894673
That's why Andy and Luigi are smart.

>playshapes ws in the middle of a porn game that had mario run out of time to save peach
>a toad would deliver letters, then pictures and then videos to mario of peach slowly succumbing to bowser and his dick
>ditched the entire project and left his scraps of art and animations to a useless community

It hurts guys, it really hurts

>>380894517
He fucked the mother and left, what is hard to grasp about that?

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Kirby is shaped like a friend.

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>>380893114
I've never believed the "opposites attract" bollocks, but that doesn't mean you need to be clones of each other to get along.

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While I'm not exactly against Mario and Peach or Peach and Bowser, I guess I just have odd taste for Nintendo shipping in that I prefer the lesser known couples and the concept of tough guys with young tiny girls.

>>380894746
I think as long as you have children that are genetically yours it balances out the cuckoldry.

>>380895265
loveandcake exists to prove there's hope in humanity

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>>380895265
>le gross fart man

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>>380894642
He was a bad person, but never really outright evil. I think the worst thing he's ever done is steal the sentient stars out of the sky.

>>380895507
That's exactly what Wario is and always has been.

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>>380895265
Princess Shokora > Captain Syrup > Mona

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>>380895671
FUCK YOU MARIO, YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT

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>>380895787
>Mona that low

You're a fucking pleb. She's an absolute dynamo.

>>380895058
I'm not sure actually. Kratos has fucked multiple women at once more than once. Who's to say he didn't knock one of them up?

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>>380895507

Maybe he's secretly hating over Wario because Wario as he is managed to get a cutie crush over him.

I honestly expected Nintendo to forget this shit over the years, but I guess it's still a thing or just became a bit more tame over the years since they blatantly described her as being smitten over him.

>>380896345
She can't wait to give him that rusty trombone

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>>380895412
>She will never come back

Truth be told, she probably might have a entirely different, Tumblr-like art style and left all this shit in the past. It's been a fucking long time too.

>>380896320
The mother was said to be important, especially in Norse, Kratos is immortal, and the boy really is his blood son, the point of the story is for him to teach Kratos to be human, while Kratos teaches him to be a warrior/God.

I have a good feeling the mother was the woman in the newest trailer.

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>>380896786
More like the rusty tuba

>>380896918
What, really? Feels like yesterday, deviantart was the go-to place for any fandom.

>>380896056
>When he got a re-skinned Sheriff game in WarioWare with himself in it

hheheh

>>380897141

It might still be for some younger crowd, but most people seem to have hopped to Tumblr/Twitter. Even though it's a bit odd to search up stuff. Some stay, others change.

>>380896104
I know that but she's still the lowest.

>>380895787
What happened to her in the ending anyway, was she dead?