Buy my games, Son of Man.

I'll probably pirate them instead and immediately get bored, so really no sale.

Make good games again. Then I'll happily buy them, Toddy boy.

>DENY THE GAME

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>>380858585
>>380858513
>>380858475
Sons of man, do you not trust in Todd? He loves you unconditionally and only wishes for your happiness free from the temptations of other games. All he asks is to show your devotion and by his games.

>Pick Todd Jeward
>Play good games
Pick one

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>>380858376
You have no power over us TDHW, gamers will choose and follow their own paths.

>>380858771
Maybe you should, oh I dunno...

Actually get a competent playtesting team instead of letting your mother or some shit test your games.

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>>380858892
I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. Every path shall lead to destruction unless you heed my Word and buy my games, my child.

>>380859135
>Implying we his games will stop us from destroying civilization as we know it

>>380859135
>DENY HIS WORDS

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>>380858585
>>380859352
GRRRR...PRAISE ME...PRAISE MY GAMES!

>>380858376
>cheat

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>>380859135
Your tyrannical reign over us is over! We will make our own destiny free of gods and demons!

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>tfw no RPG where Todd Howard is the final boss

ONE MORE TODD REJECTED.

>>380858376
But you're a god, you can turn junk into games for free and for all of us. Money matters little to a god like you.

>>380859552
HAHA YOU HAVE BEEN OUSTED FOUL DEMON!

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>>380859581
>>380859687
>>380859778
I SHALL SMITE THEE, AND IN HELL I SHALL TORTURE THEE OVER AND OVER!

>>380859914
>Implying were not in hell already

REMEMBER WHEN SKYRIM AND FALLOUT 4 WERE PIRATED TODD?
IT WAS ME TODD

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Heretics! This man will Greenlight your extermination

>>380860125
REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID YOU COULD CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN BUT YOU ACTUALLY COULDN'T?
IT WAS ME TODD, I WAS THAT MOUNTAIN!

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>>380858376
I had above 27.000 ratio with FO4 few days after release todd, and i didn't even bother to install this piece of crap yet.

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>>380860446
But anon, you can climb that mountain, haven't you played the game? Why would you lie about our savior?

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>>380859914
Games could become better if not for you, we're tired of your restrictions holding us back. Stop releasing the same fucking games over and over.

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>>380860138
>mfw he fits the definition of a has-been
what a time to be alive

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Oh, a hunter... Next time, buy some of my games!

You mean your mods?

>>380860984
I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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>>380861524
Look pal, it's just a given that you're going to bend over and let my games expand the tight confines of your steam library. When I say you're going to buy my games, you're going to get the whole package. A season pass, the DLC, and all new Bethesda Creation Workshop approved mods.

Got that, pal? I don't want to repeat myself.

>>380861987
I'll pirate everything instead

So in SMT, is YHVH the actual creator of humans? I wanna get into the series, played the DS Dungeon crawler one abit, that one is fun, but I'd rather take a full RPG, is Noctunre a good starting point? I have a PC and a 3ds

>>380862041
How can you pirate something when you don't have any fingers, pal?

>>380858376
>You deny that Todd Howard is God

>>380862062
He's the creator of the universe we're in. Read the wiki if you're interested http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/YHVH

>>380858376
i sincerely hope that some of these are posted by todd himself. i know the likelihood is slim but it really tickles me to think.

>>380858376
>Polluting my SMT with Toddposting
FUCK OFF r.eddit

>>380859581
I'm also about to download Skyrim Special Edition
Do all the mods really have to be reworked to be compatible with it?

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>>380862421
There is absolutely nothing wrong with toddposting.

>>380862062
This is a point that's not really clear
Through the series some games outright state that YHVH created humans while others don't
SJ for example has Lucifer saying "humans, born out of God's madness, belong to me.

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Guys... I found all of Todd's games on this online store, at a superb discount. It's called The Pirate's Bay or something like that. Heard anything about them? I'm about to pull the trigger here.

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>>380862616
>*teleports behind you*
>*cuts your arms off*
>"Nothin personell, dreamboy."

I want Todd to be my friend

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>>380862421

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kek

>>380862817
top kek,

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>Blessed are they who buy Fallout 4

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>>380858771
Aw im so happy people are using my pic now <3

ANOTHER TODD REJECTED!!!!!

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>>380863630
Uh... Is this one good enough?

>>380862590
Lucy isnt saying yhwy didnt create humans, only that he owns them.

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>>380858892
>TDHW

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>>380864136

>>380864136
No. That's an overrated piece of shit.

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>>380864136

>>380863630
>Deny the purchase
>Deny the blessing
>Deny Fallout 4

>>380864248
>looks like your trip to Bethesdaland is over

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There's still gonna be a /v/ the Musical this year right? I was working on a version of Bye Bye Bye about Todd called Buy Buy Buy.

>>380864136
>>380864356
>THE WEIGHT OF YOUR BLASPHEMY IS TOO GREAT FOR DEATH. ETERNAL SUFFERING IS THE ONLY SUITABLE PUNISHMENT!

Wish i had a mad ToddYHVH pic.

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Sometimes, when I'm in the shower I ask myself "How many Todd edits does exist in this universe of ours?"

>>380858892
>>380859135
>tfw no Todd vs Avellone boss fight

>>380858376
>DENY THE MOUNTAIN

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>>380864136
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>380858376
>Pirate

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>>380864606

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>>380864248
>>380864273
>>380864294
>>380864537
>>380864686

HOW MANY TODDS ARE THERE?

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Buy Skyrim for the switch
We need the money

Why is this man such a meme?

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it feels like... somebody... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING

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>>380864718

>>380864606
How many drops of water are there in the oceans anon? How many grains of sand on the beaches?

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>>380864838
What is that?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS FUCKING HERESY ANON?

I just inherited my fathers ps7 copy of the definitive deluxe special edition of Skyrim and did not pay for my copy.

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You damn brats think you can steal my game? I'll put you in your place!

When will Skyrim for the LeapPad come out?

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>>380865064

I believe in Todd. I have purchased my copy of Skyrim on PS3, 360, PC twice, PS4, and XBOX one. I have Fallout 4 on PS4, and XBOX one. I have also sent cease and desist letters to all modders I could get a hold of. Most have decided to settle and I am using the money to purchase more copies of Skyrim.

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>>380865167
You're saying that you buried your family member without their copies of my games? You shall know my wrath.

>>380865601
Yeah, but I got a free copy of skyrim out of it. Isnt that cool Todd!

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>>380864273

Post genderbent Todd

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>>380865805
Buy all my games, for every platform, five copies each and all shall be forgiven.
Continue your heretical deeds and you shall be smote.

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Only one way to deal with an unjust Todd, boyo.

>>380866092
>>380865123

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I swear I you guys don't buy my games...
*click gashat*
TODD CHRONICLE

>>380866137
but who needs 5 copies of the same game across different consoles. That seems like a marketing tactic to try and keep your outdated games relevant Todd. Oh wait is that crab armor?!

>>380866231
Looks like my mom desu

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Is there something like this with Todd yet? Asking for a friend haha

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>>380866375
Your rules ain't my rules, Todd.

>>380866550
DEEPEST LORE

>>380866375
I will not be controlled by your capitalist ways Todd. There will be a revolution where Skyrim will die and mods will be free.

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G-guys...Something's wrong...D-don't open this i-image...

FOOL! I, Todd Vi Brittania, commands you! BUY MY GAME

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>>380866485
Too late anon, I tried to save you.

>>380859687
I WILL DL THE CRACK

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The end begins

>>380866821
> not Todd vi Bethesda
Literally one job

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>>380866850
What are you going to do to me Todd?

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Not this time, herr Todd.

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>>380867221
You're going to be uninstalled and your installer file is going to be Shift+Deleted for all eternity.

>>380867469
So I'm gonna die? Things are lookin' up!