women don't make good politic-

>>380853154
ians

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>>380853154
-ians.

>>380853154
>Gets city overrun by bowser and mecha wigglers
>There's just boxes, coins, and construction shit all over the place
>Zero law and order
Sounds like she shat up the place to me

you know what you wanna do with that right

>>380853154
She brought peace between men and the kongs, I'd say she's pretty good at politics.

>>380853154
Reminder that she'll be kidnapped by Donkey Kong and brought to the top of a construction site at some point so her peace will be just an ideal.

>>380853154
She can play with my New Donk if you catch my drift

>>380853534
What happened with the old one?

>>380853576
Had a whole in it.

>female politician
>Invaded by apes, extremist foreigners
Art imitates life as they say

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How do you think she managed to end the Kong menace?

>>380853154
Get out of here with your blatant /pol/bait.

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IT WAS DONKEY KONG'S TURN!

>Voting a jazz lounge singer into office
She sings nice though.

>>380853651
Castration

>>380853527
By removing the kongs?

>>380853623
a whole what?

>Nintendo tries to make a nice, fitting cameo for longtime fans because fun
>FAGS have to make it politics.

Fucking cancer. The lot of you.

>>380853691
Not that far out in a fictional america desu

>>380853154
>her citizens

All 4 clones?

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>Kongs are filthy sub-huma-

>>380853632
Underrated post

>>380853154
>in this universe, her campaign slogan was "Make Donk Great Again"
>her opponent's was "I'm with him"

>>380853842
So how's her donk?

why do her people have much more "human" bodies compared to Mario and pals?

>>380853741
Isn't that the ultimate goal we all share?

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>>380853842
Fake news. She ripped off Wario's slogan.

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>putting a woman into a position of power and responsibility, ever

>>380853827
We're just having fun mate.

>>380853154
A FUCKING MAYOR

>"Important" mayors
...
>"Important" video game Mayors
...

>>380853154
>Pauilne
>Mayor of New Donk City
top kek
she has her hands full working tirelessly to squeeze solutions out of even the hardest problems the citizens want her to take care of

>>380853941
Racist much?

>>380853941
Mario is a grotesque bioweapon, humanity's last hope against the alien koopa invasion. He was genetically engineered to gain superpowers from eating mushrooms and shoot fireballs out of his fingertips from eating flowers. He is not human. He is a perfect weapon.

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>>380854124
>Koopa "invasion"

Proofs?

>>380854079
Haggar?

>>380854090
What did he mean by this ?

>>380854186
Haggar isn't important because he is a mayor.

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>>380853154
Calling it now. She's the real villain behind Bowser this time and she's still pissed about Mario leaving her for Peach.

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This game looks so fucking good. I just hope there aren't more pointless NPCs like Pauline to slow down the gameplay.

>>380853154
This is essentially fanfiction tier. This is Nintendo's CWCville

>>380853651
>implying the Chained Kongs aren't POWs from the Great Ape War

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqmrztzTMtI

>>380853691
I need Pauline singing the national anthem for reasons

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>>380853154
is he gonna appear in the game?

>>380854178
You won't find proof because history was rewritten by liberal politicians like that woman mayor. It's now antikoopism to even mention that they are illegal aliens.

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>>380854379
Doesn't that mean Pauline is Nintendo's Chris?

>>380853632
But your guy won. What's your shitty excuse?

>>380854420
>tries to kidnap Pauline for old times' sake
>his back gives up before he can even grab her by the arm

>>380854363
lol

>>380853842
>tfw Pauline is currently being investigated for connections with the Koopas

>>380854472
Oh god, is she gonna get an un-dick

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>>380854421
They have nowhere else to go. There's no such thing as a Koopa Kingdom.

Look at this poor child, he's a veritable genius whose talents go to waste because he's being discriminated against by the fungiarchy. Would you throw him out to fend for himself?

>>380853534
>>380853576
>>380853623
>>380853771
Godammit.

>>380853827
>Fucking cancer. The lot of you.
Thanks!

>>380853154
Expand Donk City

>>380854472
>even in his own universe Chris is a cuck
sad

>>380853983
The thing that will always get me is 6 minute mile

>>380854525
That alone would make it worth the buy.

>>380854256
You'll understand when you're older, anon.

>people can't wrap around why she is mayor
Princess of New Donk City didn't fit. All the princesses share the same design. New York city isn't exactly a kingdom.

>>380854178
That's pretty good, but why didn't you do a shell silhouette instead of the backpack?

>>380853154
>>380854256
>breaking news!
>after a group of citizens gave Miss Pauline a mouthful during the recent protest she vowed to stretch her callander to accommodate all of their problems inflated as they may be - showing the depths of her commitement and willingness to bring relief to her citizens

>>380854891
Does that mean we're in for more qt princesses at each world? holy fuck

BIG
DONK
CITY

>>380854586
>Look at this poor child, he's a veritable genius whose talents go to waste because he's being discriminated against by the fungiarchy. Would you throw him out to fend for himself?
Oh sure, like I'm really going to feel bad for a child genius that has his own goddamn airship. I had to make due with a tree fort at his age!

>>380853154
>commitment to peace

works in europe!

>>380854969
Never quote me or my posts ever again with your weird stories

>>380853154
What kind of mayor has peace as their priority. Is it a city state or something constantly on the verge of war?

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What peace? King Koopa could glass that whole city in 10 minutes if he wanted to.

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>>380854383
>The mario kart rant

>>380855214
[Glass him.]

>>380854685
>the six minute mile
Yeah, she probably gave away the game with that one. Following the tone of the rest of the post, a 20 minute would have been more consistent.

>>380855008
>Does that mean we're in for more qt princesses at each world?
They could just go back to the old model and have you saving mushroom men in diapers.

>>380855214
>Implying bowser can succeed at doing anything, ever.

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She did age pretty well, considering Cranky's an old ape.

>>380855412
>Unique NPCs shown for every world seen so far
>Thinking we're gonna have toads beyond the Toad Brigade

>>380854383
Reminder that Rare isn't canon and all DK are the same guy

Nintendo is totally apolitical guys :^)

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>>380855560
I mean, since he was fully grown in Donkey Kong, we'll say he's about 5-7 there, so say it's been about 20-30 years, she's aged well for a Christmas Cake.

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>>380853154
looks like no islamic terror attack will be happening on her watch. i envy the people of new donk city.

>>380853154
>mayor
>committed to peace
Thank god she isnt one of those war hawk mayors

>>380853154
>Good polititians at all
Name one

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Fuck, I thought Pauline would be in this game cause of that scene behind the singer in the red dress.

it's still probably her, maybe an ending scene. It's cool that she's getting some real character development

>>380853741
WE WUZ KONGZ N SHIEEET

>>380855750
attacks*

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>Pauline posters all over the city
>park named after Pauline
>stores sell Pauline stickers
>local currency has a picture of Pauline on it

Women can't be good politicians.
With men trust can be assumed.
with women you assume they are always lying.

>>380854969
kek

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>>380853154
But didn't she designed the whole city around the fact that at one time a Super Gorrila fucked her?

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>>380853154
best mayor is woman alien elite pilot tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOTs7upELwg

>>380853318
Warum postest du ein Bild von einer Volksverräterin ?

>>380853651
She deported the Kong's to a remote island. There they went ape and replaced the indeginous Kremling population.

>>380856113
>indigenous
>Island literally shaped in the head of a Kong

Riiight. I suppose a whitey like Daisy is native to Sarasaland too, then?

>>380855847

It's explicitly her, the song is credited as "Pauline and the New Donk Players" and her mini quest is to gather four musicians so she can have a concert.
This is all stuff they told us during the reveal.

>>380853534
>new donk
So youre saying youre a tranny?

>>380856285
>Literally the major
>Can't even get 4 people to join her band

0% approval rating

>>380855847

It IS literally Pauline, you dumb son of a bitch, as if the OP wasn't very clear.

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i played Vanquish.
women crack under the pressure of being a real politician

>>380855910
>local currency has a picture of Pauline on it

wtf I love fascism now...

>>380856379
And you're not? Fucking get out bigot.

>>380853154

Wait. Is Nintendo actually fleshing out their Lore?

>New Donk City
>"Donk"-y Kong, the Kong from New Donk City
>Kidnaps Pauline because she's the mayor and not some random bitch

>>380856241
ye that kong head totally isn't made of styrofoam, it's naturally formed
we wuz kongz n shit

>>380853154
So will anyone point out that the Mayor looks like a fucking cartoon character, or will I have to do it?

>>380856524
that word is starting to lose it's meaning

>>380853154
what does it mean for a mayor to have a commitment to peace

>>380854124
DEEPEST

Fun little video by a renowned experimental psychologist on the subject matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBGhIlSSG6U
You can look up the guy's credentials easily to see how much his judgements are worth.

>>380856582
deepest lore alright
>basic things about a plot are added decades later
>'this is so amazing' - nintendildo who is mentally handicapped

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>>380853651
>The world of Donkey Kong looks like oddly dated CGI
>tfw DKC 1-3 are just the hallucinations of DK who's gone mad in prison and dreams about saving his native people from the evil green reptiles (actually the koopas)

>>380854124
What about Luigi, Wario and Waluigi? Also why are the Kongs so big and have super strength?

>>380856746

It's shit that no one really cared about though.

>Where did Donkey Kong get his name?
>Who is Pauline?

>>380855659
yeah because this really made a sweeping political statement there bud

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>>380855754
>Thank god she isnt one of those war hawk mayors
HEY!!! What're you trying to say?

>>380856379
he could just be a teenager

ZONALD BRUMPF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFIgFPLIzI

>>380853154

Why the fuck does it matter if she has a "commitment to peace"? Since when are mayors in charge of waging war? Or are they saying she is tough on crime? Strange way to word it.

>>380856476
Please, don't mention anything about Vanquish's ""plot"" ever again.

>>380857064
New Donk City is actually its own kingdom.

>>380854480

Do we need one? Our ape invasion has slowed to a crawl, and we've started sending them back. Now we just need to give out free birth control to the ones that are legally here, and our problem is pretty much over.

>peace-seeking
>beset by monkey crime
Pauline Hanson?

>>380857159
>>380857064

So Mushroom Kingdom and New Donk City exist in the same universe?

So I can go from a magical land of Mushroom people and magic shit, hop on a boat or whatever, and show up in what looks like New York and real people?

Why isn't everyone using modern technology then? How is this modern city supported? Who's making all this shit?

>>380853576
I don't know. I wasn't at the meeting.

>>380854383
DEEPEST

>>380853154
New donk city?


Is this real is the city full of big donks?

Doesnt nintendo know donk is a sex slang ?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

New Donk city is actually Bolton.

The Koopas hacked the election!

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Damn, Pauline is looking pretty nice.

>>380857496
So, she has her stample dress while singing?

>>380857656
Man I love pant suits.

>>380854363
Why does every object have a different type of shadow rendering? Look at Mario's shadow vs his hat's and the shadows of the hydrant and the man.

>>380854685
>>380855346
>so fat her gravitational field warps spacetime and allows her to run a mile in an extremely short time period

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>>380857713
Yes.

how many mayors have commitments to violence

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>>380857354
Mario games are fiction in-universe and don't actually reflect the world they inhabit.

>>380856663
It means that the world consists of privately owned city states with their own military.

>>380857556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOPIQWSkYrE

>>380858423
Super Mario Sengoku when?

>>380858293
I hope Donkey Kong interrupts the festival.

>>380856852
By promoting peace there's an implicit anti-war message.

>>380858423
add noir and cybernetics and we have a game setting

>>380858610
>He is just really chill and adds his Kongolese bongos to the music

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>>380858610
>We can now confirm, without a doubt, that Pauline not only lives in New Donk City, but is its mayor. That in turn prompted the question – did Pauline wrestle power away from Donkey Kong in Donk City and proclaim herself the mayor and rename it New Donk City? “[Laughs] Well, that’s not the setting that we’ve come up with,” said Kenta Motokura, director of Super Mario Odyssey.

>In order to simplify the questions we simple asked, will Donkey Kong make an appearance in Super Mario Odyssey? “Well I can’t say exactly right now," Yoshiaki Koizumi, Odyssey's producer, "But Pauline is there and you know… some interesting things might happen.”

>>380853154

>New Donk City

what

>>380853154
>good politician
>still needs help from a man (Mario)

>>380858349
Sadiq Khan is a devout Muslim

>>380853154
*women only make good politicians in fantasy

>>380858921
Nope. After the original game, she got strong and didn't need external help any more. Meanwhile Princess Peach gets kidnapped multiple times a year despite having a kingdom working for her.

>>380853154
>Dong City

>>380858009
>so fat her gravitational field warps spacetime and allows her to run a mile in an extremely short time period
Anon - if you're going to try and make a "clever" relativity joke, at put in a tiny bit of effort and frame it in terms of her apparent movement relative to a stationary observer.

>>380857818
Keep in mind that in Mario Land, shadows are people too.

>>380858360
So meta.

>>380858349
please see >>380856935

>>380853983

I'm not saying I agree with such fucking tremendous bullocks nor do I agree with treating your children in such a unhealthy shitty matter but.

>Have been fat as far as I can remember since very young (my mother pampered me to oblivion)
>I have been bullied (although I guess I was more of the fucking-pissed-off-get-the-fuck-outta-my-way kind than the sobbing-victim-creature kind and even mean remarks were fucking rare), but the pressure of being overweight made me more self-aware about myself and striving to better myself as well as rise against others not to judge upon others by cover

Now I'm shedding weight and barely even trying. I even lose more weight out of gym than in it ironically (even though I do love pumping it whenever I feel like it). All I drink is water and love the usual healthy stuff, even though I love the usual treat. Not being on any meds (besides skin allergy stuff) must've helped. Shame the skin excess always stays with you regardless, but you live with it.

Still, what in the holy hell is that kind of diet. I'm not even sure if her child'll live that long.

>>380859345

Any examples from this century or last century? lol

>>380859561
Good memery but I'm sure quite a few were for war in 2001.

>Character from 30 years ago sings a song dedicated to the main character

My feels are indescribable

>>380854969
it pisses me off that you misspelled calendar

>>380854480
Donk City is Europe, duh

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>>380853154
here is the plot twist.
at the end of odissey peach willmarry bowser, then mario will come back to pauline.from now on pauline is our girl

>>380853384
>There's just boxes, coins, and construction shit all over the place
Sounds like Boston

>>380854551
>It's nothing but a distraction crafted by King Wart, the real villain.

>>380853154
Does a mayor really need a commitment to peace? Is it really an issue in some places to have a mayor declaring war on neighboring towns?

>>380853941
Italians aren't human

>>380853840
>ns

anybody who gets hyped for super mario odyssey are Hillary supporters.

>>380853154
so, basically "heed the government and peace will come"?
this is some serious NWO shit

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>>380858874

>Level is completed with her concert tipping it off
>There's a flirting tension between Mario and Pauline fraught with "oh~" and "wahoos~" in their speaking effects
>SUDDENLY
>ah, you haven't met my new boyfriend have you

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>>380856764
>>tfw DKC 1-3 are just the hallucinations of DK who's gone mad in prison and dreams about saving his native people from the evil green reptiles (actually the koopas)


>*cop killer playing in the background.*

>hurr durr, a mayor isn't in charge of the army!

It does in a city-state, you damn retards. Pauline is essentially a Venetian doge.

>its okay when nintendo promotes globalism because doing so is apolitical by default, and if you think otherwise then you are sexist and racist and will be killed for wrongthink

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Well, I dunno if all women suck at politics but Merkel, May, and Clinton are all fucking wretched people.

>>380862645
I think that's politicians in general.

>>380862445
Back to your filthy board, you /pol/petta.

>>380862131
BLACKED

>>380862820
>if you arent an active promoter of what i believe in, then you will be contained together along with everyone that isn't an active promoter of what i believe in
remind you of anyone?

>>380853651
>>380856764

leepest dore

>>380853154
2d sprite drawn by and given personality by men (your dumb head cannon too) means women are good at things.

Fucking nintenbros.

>>380853154
GUESS YOU PROVED US WRONG

whoever us might be.

>>380856850
Donkey Kong is literally a shoddy translation of stubborn gorilla from japanese

>>380853983

HAH yeah all women amirite :^) explain this screencap, wimmin???

>>380856073
Fuck off klingon

>>380856073
Because you guys elected her neighbour.

>>380863019
Yes, an average /pol/ poster.

>>380864052
care to present an actual argument? or are you just going to flail shit at anyone that isnt a mouth foaming liberal like you are?

>>380857818
The shadow under Mario probably isn't an actual shadow, but some kind of predrawn thing that is always there to help stick jumps. If you left that up to dynamic shadows it would be fucked.

>>380853154
tfw I thought there would be a scene like donkey kong doing a king kong reference and carrying pauline up a skyscraper or some shit
inb4 reference to the original donkey kong game and suddenly the game is considered GOTY by NINTENDRONES

>mario about to leave with peach
>pauline still has some lingering feelings and is about to say something to mario but decides against it and leaves
>mario looks behind and pauline is suddenly gone
>sudden, "HELP MARIO"
>oh shit it's THE DONG
>cue 3D Donkey Kong level with mario jumping over barrels to save Pauline

>>380853154
>fictional character proves reality
HOKAY

>>380859442
The excess skin never goes away? Noooooo

>Pauline's getting added
>Mario's construction worker outfit is his Super Mario Maker costume
What other characters and fanservice do you think that we will see? Personally I'm hoping that the extended Mario cast like Donkey Kong, Wario and Waluigi, Yoshi, etc all make appearances.

>>380856648
nigga, the word has been dead and buried since before your parents were born. The entire world has abused the word since the early 20th century

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascist_(insult)

>After 1941 "fascist" was used in the Soviet Union to describe virtually any anti-Soviet activity or opinion. According to Marxism–Leninism, fascism was the "final phase of crisis of bourgeoisie", which "in fascism sought refuge" from "inherent contradictions of capitalism". As result of this approach, it was almost every Western capitalist country that was "fascist", with the Third Reich being just the "most reactionary" one.[2][3] As result, after 1941 "fascist" was used in Soviet Union to describe virtually any anti-Soviet activity: for example, the international investigation on Katyn massacre was described as "fascist libel".,[4] the Warsaw Uprising as "illegal and organised by fascists".[5] Communist Służba Bezpieczeństwa described trotskyism, titoism and imperialism as "variants of fascism".[6]

>In 1944 British writer George Orwell commented that due to the widespread use in the European press, "the word 'Fascism' is almost entirely meaningless" due to its non-specific use detached from its original political associations.[1]

>In the 1980s, the term was used by leftist critics to describe the Reagan administration; the term was later used in the 2000s to describe the administration of George W. Bush by its critics, and in the late 2010s to describe the candidacy and administration of Donald Trump. In her 1970 book Beyond Mere Obedience, radical activist and theologian Dorothee Sölle coined the term Christofascist to describe fundamentalist Christians.[7][8][9]

>>380853154
what is her policy on goomba and koopa immigration?

>>380853534
you know donk means ass right

>>380856113
>they went ape
Or could you say... they went bananas?

>>380866307
The local restaurants find them delicious.

>>380866110
A lot of the other outfits are references to older games too, like Mario's Picross or NES Open Tournament Golf.

Really looking forward to Wario myself.

>>380866479
Magilla!

>>380866295
and people say "words evolve in meaning"

more like the evolve out of meaning

use a dictionary, children
it could save your life!

>>380856073
cringe

>Applying real world politics to Super Mario of all fucking things.

It's time to fucking stop.

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>>380854337
I wish that was true. It's like after the GameCube era, Bowser's contract with Nintendo had a clause that made him be the villain of every Mario game.

>>380853154
>New Donk City
>None of these bitches have one

>>380868549
>implying it's not a coincidence that UK took advantage of it
Now that I think about it, a Mario Civilization would be fun.

>>380861620
Game ends with a cutscene of Peach getting bred by bowser in the mating press position also showing a group of koopas waiting in line to breed peach too.

>>380868865
>Mario Civilization

I'd play it but this thread is still terrible and stupid.

>>380853154
She was designed by men, though.

>>380857058
Two scoops

>>380858806
how fucking controversial

>>380857058
>DUDE THIS ELECTION IS JUST LIKE HARRY POTTER AND STAR WARS

>>380858806
yeah Nintendo should really be promoting war instead

>>380870550
Well, we do need more Famicom Wars games.

>>380856764
wow so evil reptilians are trying to subdue a bunch of monkey people while white people are in the middle. deep stuff nintendo

>>380853979
"Have a rotten day!"?

>>380855716
She was probably 18-19 in the arcade game. Even if we assume modern Donkey Kong is 2 generations apart, she'd be in her late 30s to mid 40s.

Why are /pol/fags so easy to trigger?

>>380857058
>tweened spriteart
It was shit during College Humor and it's worse today.

>>380853154
>NEW DONK CITY

>>380854271

If his daughter hadn't got kidnapped he'd never have hit the streets, and she was only kidnapped because he was Mayor

>Pauline is an elected official, presumably only serving her first, maybe second term

>gift shops sell souvenirs with her face on it, and even gold statues
>in the short time since she took office, the currency has already been made to have her face on it

Guys I think Pauline is corrupt.

>>380855175

Kinda like Detroit I guess

>>380853983

This is satire

>>380857058
This video was made my some one who doesn't have much original insight into politics

>>380858349
rodrigo duterte when he was mayor

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New Pauline lewds when?