Post vidya horror stories at friends houses

>Xbone
Fucking normies

>Be at friend's house
>Close bowser
>Everyone applauds

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Friend walks past in front of tv, his foot catches a cord, pulls everyone's controller from their hands, pulls the console off the shelf, resets the game

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>sleepover at friend's house
>his parents start fucking

>>380831223
>parents start fucking him

>>380831524
>you start fucking his parents

>>380831557
>you start fucking him
Just as a joke though.

>>380830484
one time I bought my friends Sims Bustin' Out for the GBA for his birthday and I was so excited to give it to him at his party at his house. He opened it and looked at me and said, "Oh I didnt really want this" and gave it back to me.

So I returned it and got him Sonic Battle for GBA instead

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>xbone
>360 controllers

My friend was sceaming at his mom to rent perfect dark, that was funny

>>380832169
It's an xbox 360 slim

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>at friends house
>lose in game
>have to suck his dick
>win game
>get dick sucked
>mfw it was a win-win situation eitherway

>>380832115
Damn that's alpha. Did he fuck your boipucci afterwards?

>have a horrible itching burning feeling on my ass hole from time to time
>rub my friends n64 joystick all over my ass hole
>pure euphoria like no other, mind numbs a bit and i forget where i am
>when im done i realize his controller is covered in rolled up skin flakes, shit, and bits of blood
>smells foul like dead fish
>hide it in the couch cushions and switch controllers

>Playing Mario Party 2 at a friends house
>Me, little brother, and friend
>Friend makes it to star space
>"Hang on guys I have to go to the bathroom"
>Friend goes to bathroom and leaves game on "Do you want to buy a star? Y/N?"
>if left alone, cursor automatically starts on yes
>move cursor to No
>friend comes back and hits A without even looking at the screen
>Friend is pissed

sorry no gay shit

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>be at friends house for sleep over
>smoke weed and play LoL until late at night
>everyone goes to bed
>i'm in the same room as them
>decide to fap
>try to ninja fap
>it fails and i wake up my friend
>Lose friends respect and get called a faggot until i move to a different house and area
I fugged up

>>380834148
>his friend didn't help him finish the job
Man you guys are total fags

>>380833252
>when im done i realize his controller is covered in rolled up skin flakes, shit, and bits of blood
>smells foul like dead fish

This is why girls shouldn't be allowed to play video games.

>staying at friends house playing halo
>his little brother cries and whines until his parents give in and let him sleep in the living room with us
>he wakes up in the middle of the night and forgets where he is
>needs to take a shit but is too scared to move
>shits the bed
>is so disgusted by his own shit he vomits all over himself
>starts screaming and crying and running around the room knocking over furniture and getting shit and vomit everywhere
>tfw that kid grew up to be a normal guy with a wife and kid and i'm a neet failure

>>380832115
Shit taste, that game was great.

>>380834658
Oh i finished, that's what woke him up. I moan when i cum i can't help it. The best part is i didn't learn my lesson, i did the same thing at my Gfs house but her bed was in the living room and i did it during the day infront of multiple family members.

>>380834148
>smoke weed
you deserved everything happened to you.

>>380835871
I don't give a fuck about weed and I'm not that guy but do you realize how you look right now?

>>380835795

>You know you make a lot of noise when you pop your top
>You try to sneak it out anyway

Anon, I think you have a closet exhibition fetish and want to get caught.

>>380835871
Yeah i should've known better. I have this ungodly urge to masturbate whenever i smoke weed. I can't help it.

>>380836005
>smokes weed
>does something stupid
They go hand in hand.
Oh and I think I look pretty decent.

>>380830484
Mom yelling at them and you;re trapped there

>>380835795
>and i did it during the day infront of multiple family members.
Anon, I think you have issues.

>>380836167
Don't forget to get them shoes shined on the way out

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>older brother starts hitting him until he fighrs back and they get into a brawl
>friend ends up crying
>parents come and start shouting
>I just wanted to play xmen for the game cube

Anyone has that screencap of that guy being invited by an autist and he threw a tantrum when things didn't get the way he wanted and her mother get really mad and he tried to rune away but then the autist chased him and he tried to break into his house?

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>>380830484
>sleepover at friend's house
>bring my nintendo ds to play pokemon against him
>as I enter I'm greeted by a cute little kitten
>have fun with pokemon and the little feline
>finally went to sleep
>as I wake up and try to find my nintendo that was next to me, I notice something terrible about it
>it's full of cat shit

From all the places that fucking cat could've chosen, she took a huge shit all over my nintendo, after my friend finished cleaning it, I couldn't even play with it for long until I started feeling allergy

>>380836639
It's because the kitten really loved you, so he wanted to give you a present. And it's all it could give you but it gave it to you anyway. You should be thankful.

>>380836334
xmen legends? good shit

marvel ultimate alliance cant even hold a candle to the legends games

>>380836639
>calling your DS "a nintendo"

do other people do this?

>>380836639
This is why dogs will always be superior to cats.

post dick stories faggots

>>380836883
I call it a Gameboy sometimes...

>>380836883
Not him, but I call each last nintendo handheld a "nintendo". Only after a new gen gets released I bother to say the real name.

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>>380833252

>friend has an anti-social dog
>it keeps growling at and avoiding me
>friend gets mad and grabs his dog's mouth and holds it shut
>dog starts looking real pissed
>he lets go while laughing
>dog nips at his hand
>he smacks it and kicks it
>while laughing calls it a stupid dog
I don't even remember what game we were playing or what happened before or after because it was just such a red flag moment. Now that I'm grown up, it really drives me up the wall seeing people with anti-social dogs that are treated so poorly. If you get a dog as puppy, you've got to be a real piece of shit to somehow accidentally raise an asshole. Go fucking figure he grew up to be a turbo SJW 15 years later too.

>>380830484
>be this age at my friend's house
>his older brother is cool but kind of antagonizes us
>his friend comes over and show us our first porn, listen to cool music with curses in it and then beats the shit out of us, but like in a brotherly way
>we played vidya after

Helped me become a man.

Onetime me and my friend were round at his playing Mario Kart and we had to look after a guy who was a couple years younger than us. We didn't let him play and made him feel like shit. He went to get a knife from the kitchen and pointed it at his stomach and tried to force us to let him play. We just ignored him but we had to try our best not to let his parents find out.

>>380834148
>smoke weed
>playing lol
>sleep over

Underaged as fuck.

>>380837681
I was 17 at the time dickface

>>380837681
Yo I still stayed over at my friend's house regularly when LoL came out. But I never really stopped crashing at friends' houses (I do have a house). I'm 26.

>>380837027
>go to friend's place for his birthday and sleepover
>his parents go to bed at like 7pm
>we're taking turns at THPS
>during my turn he strait gets on his bed
>laying on his back, he whips out his dick
>we're both in the 6th grade and the damn thing was as thick as cucumber and about as long as a bottle of soda
>he starts jacking off
>eventually cums on his stomach
Looking back, this might explain why he and his house smelled so fucking bad
>asks if i want to watch any porn
>nah, i'm good
Couldn't get hard even if I wanted because BRO WHAT THE FUCK
>when it's his turn at the game he turns it off and starts watching porn
>end up going to sleep early
>toaster strudels for breakfast
>he's squeezing the frosting packet over his
>"IT'S LIKE I'M JIZZING ON THE POP TART HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
>his dad snaps at him "JOSEPH WHAT THE FUCK, KNOCK THAT OFF. Anon please tell me he doesn't talk like that at school"
>my dad finally comes to get me
>his dad tells my dad that he personally knew tony hawk
>can hear my dad rolling his eyes
Ended up keeping my distance from him from then on.

>>380837835
>26
fucking children

>>380837813
>masturbating right next to your friends while you are at your late teens
Man, you are such a dork

>>380833971
Jesus how many friendships did Mario Party destroyed?

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>>380837384
I went over to some kids house once just because my parents needed someone to watch me and my sister and his sister was my age, he was a brat though. Locked his dog in a trunk and sat on top of while he laughed.

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>>380837876
wow man not cool

>>380837876
What are you doing on the taiwanese cartoon board for children, gramps? Go live your "life" like old person should.

>>380835871
fag

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>>380837813
sexy af tbqhfamilam. you gonna fap to that memory forever <3

>friend and his little brother sleep over
>me and my little brother so 4 player shrek 2 on the gamecube
>fuck yea
>friends little brother gets thirsty
>goes to kitchen and spills entire pitcher of peach iced tea
>we all help to clean it up
>mom comes in and asks "how you boys doing?"
>friends little brother says "Just peachy"

But seriously Shrek 2 was way better than it had any right to be

>>380830795
I honestly did this before, but I yanked my controler too hard and almost tanked everything on accident

>sleep over friends house
>when their parents leave we look for sex toys
>find a treasure trove of dildos and inflatable fuck dolls including one that looks like mr. potato head
>keks for days

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>>380837858
>his dad tells my dad that he personally knew tony hawk

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>>380838787
I it when kids are these kind of unintentinally smug fuckers, good break from the usual "lil kid" stories you would expect.
Anyone got Max stories?

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>>380830484
>Post vidya horror stories at friends houses
I was the horror story
With a metabolism so fast i could eat an entire package of unsalted crackers and not give a fuck. I specifically remember asking if my friends' mom had any crackers one day and she says she didn't have any. Clever girl thought i wasn't paying attention when she opened the cupboard and had like 2 boxes up there.
But i got the hint and didn't say shit.

>>380837858
you think that kid fucked his mom

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>Play vidya at friend's place
>His parents start fighting
>Everything gets awkward and silent

>>380839881
I'm with you, that happened at my cousins house and it was my aunt and uncle so it was extra weird. Add another weird olevel on top of that because i said we should watch juno because i heard about it being good and had no idea what it was about. The drive home was weird the next day as my uncle was still seething and didn't say a word to me.

>>380837190
How the fuck do these even work? Are you seriously supposed to squat down in front of the faucet and have it spray water on your asshole?

>>380839751
> Tactical
But the roll is empty!

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>>380839881
Some anon will inevitably post a story where they got themselves involved somehow and it turned into a total shitshow.

Even if it's a LARP story, it's still depressing as fuck because you realise that shit DOES happen.

> get in the thread to get comfy
> stay in the thread to get depressed

>>380840059
>French fags don't know how a bidet work

>>380830484
>sleepover at friend's house
>he's a total nintenbro only owns a Wii
>I bring my 360 with CoD: MW over
>They are blown away by how good it looks
>Friend refuses to play no matter how much I insist, prefers to watch
>His whole family is watching me play CoD in the living room now
>Whenever I pick up a new gun they all excitedly ask what its name was and frantically rush to their family PC to look up pictures of it online
>This persists for like 2 hours before I say let's play Wii Sports golf

This was when I realised how strange Nintendo households are.

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>Go over to friend's house
>We play video games
>He asks if I'm hungry
>Sure
>MOOOOM! ANON'S HUUUNGRRYYY!

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>>380840140
>But the roll is empty!
When i still had friends, one of them told me this:

"A toilet paper roll is still made of paper. It's not completely used until it has scraped the shit off your anus."

Needless to say, after one of the other friends i had attempted it in the school washrooms, i decided to become a friendless NEET.

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>sleep over at friends house
>we play smash until we get bored
>go outside to the road
>play chicken with cars
>mfw we literally played in traffic multiple times, one time someone even got out of their car and chased us

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>friend invites over
>tekken 5 running on his ps2
>friend gets yelled at and told to do a chore
>no big deal, start grinding whatever points that game has so he can buy skins
>20 minutes later there's a shouting match between him and his mom
>friends mom is angry as fuck, friend starts yelling and crying, she spends a good amount of time yelling at him over him getting a job etc
>mom tells him to apologize, once he starts he gets told to redirect his apology to me for having to witness this
>no problem
>still plating tekken
>mom has to go to do a night shift
>once she leaves, friend calms down a bit, discusses vidya and stuff and later brings me into his moms room
>gets her dildo from under her bed and points to it, says something and laughs like crazy
>never seen him this happy
>makes some crazy speech about his mom and dildos
>mfw just wanted to play vidya
May not be that exciting because I don't have a way with words, but I remember feeling awkward as fuck at the time. He was quite the social outcast at school though. Anybody else here befriended autists and regretted it?

>>380839781
stop masturbating

>>380840170
>regularly visit friend's house
>friend's parents start arguing with friend
>talk about how shit their son is and why they couldn't have had a son like me
>friend is crushed
>bolt the fuck out of there when they leave the room
Don't bring me into the argument like that fuck

>>380837384
Was his name Cesar?

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>at friends house for the weekend
>he wants me to meet one of his friends
>we walk over to his friends house
>hes super happy to see him
>when he sees me he gets SUPER ANGRY and starts yelling at my friend
>he sits at the stairs in this guys house and cries for 10 mins
>i just sit there next to him waiting for him to finish
i hate mean people

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Oh, boy. I have a longtime friend who had the most obnoxious little shitstain of a brother. He ruined several vidya nights with his bullshit. Good god. We both wanted to strangle the kid.
One time we were playing SSB64 after school and his little brother came home and demanded that we let him join in. We said no, because first of all he's an insanely sore loser, even for a kid and second he's the kind of faggot who constantly pauses the game to ''take funny pictures'' and laughs at non-funny shit when we just want to play.
Either way, we both pretty much tell him to fuck off and he immediately runs and gets his mom, who angrily tells us to either let him play, or not play at all. Well, there goes all that potential fun, right down the drain. So, we're playing a bit and no surprise the faggot is pausing the game every 5 seconds, flailing the controller around like a sperg and yelling every time he gets KOd, which is constantly. He keeps accusing us of cheating because he sucks dicks and balls at video games and when we try to explain how things like recovery works, he just ignores it.
Eventually he reaches his boiling point. He gets up and slams the fucking controller on the floor and screams at us. Afterwards he finally fucks off, but not shortly thereafter, the mother comes in and asks us what the hell we're doing that's causing so much noise. We explain the situation, but she won't have none of it. She blames us for ganging up on him and tells my friend that because he's the older brother, he must take responsibility, basically saying it was his fault that the little abortion almost broke the controller.
I was so fucking happy when I got an N64 later that year, because it meant we could just play at my house instead.

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>>380839359
>>380830795
ugh
>be me
>poor fag
>get marvel vs Capcom 2
>so excited
>but wait
>my controller is broken
>borrow a friends
>cant beat a stage in the arcade
>brother tries
>he wins
>throws his hands above his head
>it rips the controller from the xbox
>got to plug it back in
>the end broke off inside the xbox
>had to buy my friend a new one
>didn't get to play marvel vs Capcom 2f or a month

>>380834148
>>380835795

I ninjafapped at a friend's place while he was right in front of me.

It was afternoon, we had built a fort with his bunkbed/futon thing. The futon had a fold-out bed.

I had a blanket divided between me and him (tucked in the top bunk) but I was laying down sideways on the pullout couch thing, while he was on the edge playing resident evil 2 on n64.

this must've been at least 13 or 14 years ago.

So I have this blanket in front of me between me and him, he's watching the tv, and he's so close, and he had a really sexy ass and soles, and I just couldn't help myself. I had fantasized about them before but they were never like...so close to my face.

Worst part was when he said "you sure you don't wanna play man? we were gonna switch off on deaths, remember?"

and i was close to climax and I was just like "haha, it's all good, I'll get the next one, I like to watch"

And he didnt seem to suspect anything; I silently came in the blanket and covered it up and tucked it in the corner of the bed after drying my cock clean with it, and afaik, he never found out.

>>380837007
>implying a dog wouldnt piss or vomit on it or some shit
pets are overrated

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>>380840524
What is it with people and showing their relatives' dildos?
I had a friend who found his older sister's dildo and showed it to me. It was a big, fat orange, veiny thing. In hindsight, it was kind of hot, because his sister looked good, but at the time it was really weird and I didn't understand it. Why the fuck did he show me this? Why the fuck did he know it was there to begin with?
Either way, he basically just picked it up, played and licked it a little before putting it back. But, the most retarded thing ever was that he actually told his sister that he found it. I heard him go into the livingroom and despite not hearing what actual words were exchanged, I heard from the tone that she was embarrassed and angry. I'm not sure if he told her that he had shown it to me as well, but things were fucking awkward afterwards.

>>380841227
>>380834148
why? how do u people get off in these situations lmao

>>380830484

Not exactly a horror story

>sleepover
>get up at 2am to use the bathroom
>his mom is masturbating
>she has blindfold on, and vibrator going
>(stepdad's name), oh I am ready for you, dear
>she crawls on all 4s towards the door, licks lips and smiles

>i was like 12
>didnt even know wtf was going on
>now it's the hottest thing and I still jerk off to it

All I said was "i-i'm sorry ms. jennings, this is eric, a-and i really have to pee"

she tore off the blindfold so fast and turned so red and just said "don't tell anyone about this. now go pee and go back to bed."

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>>380841641
Maybe it's adolescence + objects that get close to sexual organs acting as a substitute for the real thing. Also add an oedipus complex into the mix. Video games

>go over to friends house
>playing metal gear solid 1
>helicopter part comes
>his dad walks by and makes jokes about vibrators to his mom who is in the kitchen nearby
>dont understand
>his dad comes back waking like a zombie wearing underwear saying "neeed....seexxx....neeeeeeeeeeeed....sexx....now..." and chases his mom slowly but unrelentingly around the house for 40 minutes until she gives p and they go upstairs

>>380831671
>hahah wouldn't it be funny if we fucked as a joke anon
my favourite ruse as a child haha no homo

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>>380841743
I walked in on my friend's dad jacking off to porno in the bathroom once. It was the single most awkward thing in my life so far. I didn't really understand the full weight of it at the time. Had no idea what porn was or masturbation. I thought he was taking a crap and reading those adult magazines with girls in them.
But, it was still fucking awkward and ever since I have always made damn sure to double check if the bathroom is occupied or not. I always check if the little thing is red, or if there's light coming from the gap above the door. It fucking damaged me.

>>380835135
top lel

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>>380842008
>mfw friend seriously suggested we should try anal sex once
>''you know, just to know how it feels''
>wanted me to start by being the receiver
What the fuck, man? Why were you so fucking gay?

>>380835135
so good. saved

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>>380841227
>n64
>14 years ago
Anon.. please look at this calander..

>>380837541
>Helped me become a man.
>posts on /v/

you can pick only one

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>friend shows you his dads porn
>you are 10 years old
>yfw

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Although not quite as bad, or sexual, this basically happened with a friend when I was a kid. He would not shut the fuck up when playing and always make these weird, cringey jokes.

>>380842154
Jokes aside my brother's best friend from high school is now like that.
>Is a good looking guy.
>Gets into a shit relationship with a 4/10 fish monster.
>Has kids with her.
>Years later he finds out the kids aren't his.
>His brain breaks.
Now:
>Is a literal cuck. Not a meme. Actually wants my brother to fuck his new gf while he watches.
>Sends my brother's gf a text.
>"Haha wouldn't it be funny if I sucked his cock haha?"
>Constantly invites my brother round for "drinks" which is a euphemism for sucking him off.
What the fuck happens to these people

>>380842260
Anon, did you know that it's also possible to play N64 right now?

>>380842016

yeah i dothis all thetime too now lol

>>380830586
that's a 360 you dip

>>380842260

we got it used at a yard sale...?

we didnt have the latest and greatest thing dude...

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>Playing vidya at kid's house
>His mom tells him to do something
>He tells her to shut up

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>>380830484
>10 or 11
>fairly cool guy is 13-14
>younger sister is friends with his younger sister, gets invited over to her house
>I get invited along even though me and the guy barely know eachother
>Think this is a chance to get some mad rep with a cool older kid
>his house is a fucking ritzy to the max, pinball machine and actual movie-theatre-tier popcorn machine in his basement
>awkward conversation for a bit, playing with lego and shit, finally just says fuck it and invites me to play N64
>Shadows of the Empire, fuck yeah!

>I already have a severe fear of the deep ocean
>Watch him play for a bit before it's my turn, this is his only savefile and he hasn't beaten the game yet
>Sewer Level
>Alright I don't know what the fuck I'm doing but I gotta do my best
>Underwater is a bit spooky but thankfully there's nothing in it with m-
>Hear the roar of demons
>Turn the character around
>Giant squid cthulhu hellspawns headed straight for me

>I scream at the top of my lungs
>He gets startled and shouts loud
>Scares me more and I scream again
>Jump up, tear the cartridge out of the console and fling it against the wall with autism-powered strength
>Shatters into goddamn pieces
>We just stare at eachother in silence for a full minute

I was not invited back.

>>380842686
amateur

>>380842719
>>380842719
>>380842719
>>380842719

one time when playing doom 3 ata friends house i really didnt expect a jump scare and i shouted FUCK really loud

woke up both his parents and they came over to check on us

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>>380842719
>>Jump up, tear the cartridge out of the console and fling it against the wall with autism-powered strength

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what games are /awkwardspeepovercore/

>>380837571
What happened?

>>380841971
is this real? I refuse to believe this really happened.

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>Summer 2000
>Be over at friend's place to play new THPS2
>It's literally the hypest fucking shit ever
>Only know one friend with a PS
>He invites me over to play
>Says we can take turns playing
>Despite this, he hogs the controller
>If I ask when it's my turn he just says it's his game and he can play as long as he wants
>Nigger, you invited me over to play
>He finally lets me play
>Constantly says I'm doing it wrong and how I suck
>Keeps roll back, lifting his legs up in the air, pulling his pants off and spreading his asshole towards me
>mfw

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>At a friends house
>Play Alleycat and Arkanoid on my friends bitchin' computer because his dad works at Olivetti
>Friend's dad comes in
>"It's time to put flags in the dogturds on the sidewalk"
>MFW
>The three of us go out to find dogturds on the sidewalks to put tiny flags into

I think they assumed they were doing passerbys a favor by marking dogshit so they people wouldn't step in them, but at that point, why not just pick them up?

>>380840059
I seriously don't know how the fuck Can you guys live without One of these

>>380843034
>Keeps roll back, lifting his legs up in the air, pulling his pants off and spreading his asshole towards me

this shouldn't make me laugh so hard.

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>>380843228
>the "How the fuck" from >>380840059 overlaps with the 'how the fuck' from >>380843228

>>380843193
was it american flags?

>summertime on a Friday night sleepover at a friend's house
>first time sleepover at his place
>10:00pm
>mom comes into the room and says it time for bed
>fuck it's one of those lame parents
>we turn off everything and get in bed
>Friend suddenly yells for his mom to give him his goodnight kisses
>we're fucking 13 what the fuck
>mom comes into the darkend room leans over to the friend and kisses him
>she then put her head under the covers
>I start getting weirded out and nervous
>check under the cover and can barely see his mom's head bobbing up and down over his lap
>she looks up and says sorry and wouldn't I like some goodnight kisses
>I panic and say no
>lay in the bed staring at the ceiling for the rest of this ordeal
>mom finishes up and leaves and friend just passes out
>wake up as soon as daylight hits before anyone else wakes up
>grab my shit and run home

>friend invites over to play gaems with him
>u sit there the entire time watching

How many times has this happened? do u also cri everytiem

>>380843193
Freedom isn't free

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>>380843381
Danish flags.
Apparently it's a normal thing to do? I just looked it up and there's tons of people still doing it.

>>380843469
I don't believe you even the littlest bit.

>>380830484
>tfw kids hardly do this shit anymore

Better them doing this than playing on their phones or watching streamers.

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>>380843469
This reminded me of something.
>Sleepover at friend's place
>Mom comes in to say good night
>Gives my friend a kiss on the cheek
>Goes over to ME and gives ME a kiss on the cheek
D-doushio!

>>380843527
if you are actually danish, this is fucking tratchery.

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>>380843527
Is everyone in Denmark severely autistic? What the fuck?

Is there even a point of kids going over to each others houses anymore to play games?
I don't know any kids directly, but I imagine most 12 year olds hardly leave the house anymore
Glad I had a pretty social childhood in the early 2000's

>>380837541
lol i get this but at the same time..people are crazy.

>>380841743
Similar but not really the same

>Sleepover at friend's house (I'm 13 at best)
>I have to pee
>Go to the bathroom
>His mother just finished her bath
>Full front naked woman in front of me
>"I'm so sorry I didn't hear you in the bathroom :( !!!"

It happened to me again at my own place, my mother used to help a young woman, a friend of her. She was like 22/23 while I was 16/17. I went one time to our bathroom while she was showering by accident. But it was not a big deal at all because she was not shy at all, she used to change her clothes with the door open, she even let me touch her tits a few times because I was very shy at the time and she used to "dare" me to do things to her like kiss her and touch her to help me beat my shyness. Great time. Too bad my mom and her had a argument. Now she as 2 sandniggers daughters...

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>>380843193
>"It's time to put flags in the dogturds on the sidewalk"
I laughed for a solid minute. What the fuck was wrong with that family?

>>380843474
I was that guy. Fucking gutless.

>friend's mom caught him doing something wrong
>comes where we're playing vidya
>turns off the console
>yells at friend at tells him to go to his room and think about it
>she doesn't say anything to me
>going to friendo's room and feel like I'm being punished too
>remain in that state until my parents come bringing me home

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>>380843758
Maybe

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>>380840434
>hey I'm hungry do you want to eat?
>sure
>MOOOM! ANON WANTS YOU TO GET HIM SOMETHING TO EAT!
No even memeing. This shit happened to me in the 5th grade. His mother was a saint and seemed like the nicest woman in the world though so it didn't seemed like it bothered her.

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>beat them at MK
>"WOW, this game is shit, lets play a different one"
>beat them again
>"LMAO, this game is shit"
>play game with brother
>win all the time
>he gets mad and punches holes in the wall
for what purpose?

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>go to friends house
>friday
>cool guy who lives there but apparently isn't dating friends mom(?????) comes and give us all like 5 bucks each and a bunch of enormous chocolate bars
>continue playing wow and melee
good times

>at a friend's place, gaming
>his mother was there
>friend was younger than me and therefore full of stupid ideas
>at one point decides it'd be the most hilarious thing ever to yell "MOM ANON SAID HE LIKES YOUR TITS" for no good reason
>makes up all kind of sexual crap between me and his mother, attempting to shout it through the entire apartment
>"MOM ANON SAID HE-"
>shut him up
>"What did anon say?"
>"NOTHING"
>leave him alone
>"MOM ANON SAID HE-"
>everytime he tries to do it, I shut him up
>this goes on and on until I leave, hoping he didn't grab his opportunity right after that, guessing he probably did anyway

That was fucking awkward and scary.

>>380843992
>Now she as 2 sandniggers daughters...
Absolutely fucking intrinsically abject, abhorrent, rancid, disgusting and creepy.
Deport them all.

Women that fuck gypsy looking "men" are fucked in the head.

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>>380841743

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>>380844081

>>380843770
we used to do 50-50, half the time playing vidya and the other half outside playing some ball sports and generally running around having a fucking blast, coming back home and enjoy din-dins...now they probably play ball sports on their consoles/pcs and think they're social, it's rare to see kids playing outside these days, unless they're potatoes with their moms/dads

>>380844190
It happened to me on several occasions. There was this one guy who treated his mother like fucking dirt. Probably because his parents were divorced and his father mostly absent. He would scream at her to get him shit and I always felt guilty when she complied.

>>380832169
It's an Xbox one x

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>Sleepover at that kid
>His parents make you do chores before you can play vidya

>>380844410
did that turn into a dildo sniffing session

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>invite friends home
>one of them opens all the squares in my christmas calendar
o-okay

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>sleepover at my house
>playing Smash and Mario Kart
>Mom comes up
>gives $10 to two of my friends
>gives $20 to my Korean friend
I still have no clue what she meant by that.

>>380836805
I honestly don't know the name anymore but it was a coop beatem up with rpg elements and some sort of diablo loot.
Every mutant had unique skills and stats that you could invest points into uppn leveling up.
Was a pretty solid game iirc.

>>380844218
a friend of mine literally screamed "WHY DON'T YOU LET ME WIIIIIIIIINNNN!?" with a very angry/crazy/autistic vibe to it once, I had to lower my level to be able to leave that house in one piece...we were in middle school

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>>380844491
I got so fucking angry imagining this shit. I hope you kicked him the fuck out.

>>380844541
what color were your other two friends?

>>380844664
White

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>>380844541
It meant she wanted an /ss/ foursome with your buddies after you've fallen asleep. Why do you think you managed to get so many friends over for just one sleepover?

>>380844541
The unsolved mysteries of life..

>sleepover with two other friends at one of their house
>we're all havin a gay ol' time playing Halo multiplayer
>Dad joins in
>he sucks
>plays a couple of matches
>suddenly out of nowhere after dying he silently gets up and slams the controller into the wall
>walks out of the room without saying anything
>we just look at each other awkwardly and keep playing
>none of us ever mentions it afterwards

>>380842395
> haha i'd tentacle rape you if I was an octopus
> another strong move

gets me every time

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>>380844580
>had to stop using block because they whined
>still won most games
some people are just shit desu, dont get how even in coop games people get this mad

>>380844682
gets mommy leans left, consider their privileges checked
were they brothers cause that could also be the reason

>>380844491
Thats grounds for physically harming someone and kicking them out of your house.

I'm pretty sure that they could take it to court and any jury would acquit you if you hit someone for that reason.

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>>380831223
>sleepover at friend's house
>we start fucking

>>380844702
>Why do you think you managed to get so many friends over for just one sleepover?
I only had three friends and you can only play Smash and Mario Kart with three people so it was nice.
>>380844796
No, none of us were related

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>playing vidya with friend
>friends dad comes in and grabs him
>"What'd I do?!"
>dad drags him down the hall to another room
>his dad starts yelling and swearing
>hear friend screaming and screaming as dad wails on him
>friends mom says its time for me to go home and shoves me out the front door

>was over there another time and his mom ordered pizza for us for dinner
>friday night pizza and vidya oh boy
>I feel bad because I know pizzas expensive and they are sorta poor, but hey pizza Im only 12
>we eat the whole medium pizza
>his dad comes home from work
>walks past us and into kitchen
>"whats for dinner, Im starving"
>goes for pizza box
>sees its empty
>shoves pizza box onto the floor with a couple plates that break
>walks out to the garage and slams the door so hard it knocks a picture off the wall
>hear total silence from the garage from then until I left a few hours later

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friends dont talk to you anymore

>>380842686
My best friend growing ups parents were polish immigrants who were very slow to adapt to our culture and huge pushovers. At like 8 years old we would walk in the house and they would tell him to do somethin hed just say "fuck off" and walk away, and they wouldnt do a thing. Honestly a few times i remember bursting out laughing with him when he did it, i felt so awkward. Once even his mom started laughing....

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>Sleepover with a couple of friends
>Playing vidya etc
>Friend's dad comes home
>Piss fucking drunk
>Too young to understand what the hell is happening
>Sits down on the couch next to us
>Unintelligible rambling
>Really awkward mood
>He keeps petting and kissing his son who looks really, really uncomfortable
>Eventually goes in his room, gets naked and passes out halfway in bed without closing the door
>That entire fucking experience

>>380844882
did she think they were?

>>380843034
> 2003
> Playing Ty the tasmanian tiger round a friend's house
> He hogs the controller
> I say "hey, can I have a go?"
> He starts complaining and his mum comes over
> I say "But he can just play this any time"
> his mum: "Yes, but he can't play this with you around any time"

Fucking bullshit reasoning, should've taught that bitch to share his games, I never even fucking got a turn in the whole 4 or 5 hours we were playing it.

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>>380844984
>>380844904
>>380844714

Children being autistic and retarded is one thing and expected, but what the fuck is up with all these stories of literal abusive homes?

Went to summer trip with a friend we were like 13 or 14.

He had a little tv to play Prince of Persia with his playstation2 in the car and in our bedroom.

>1 or 2 am
>We are playing sands of time
>We start hearing moaning
>His father and his girlfriend are obviously having sex
>My friend hated that woman for no reason, you know the kind of guy who couldn't accept that his parents won't be back together
>My friend yells "STOP IT"
>No more moaning
>akward as fuck breakfast the next morning

Worst vacations ever

Bonus story

>Swimming with him in the pool.
>Decide to go back to the house his father rented.
>Her girlfriend is lying next to the swimming pool sunbathing with her bare tits
>I run to the house like I didn't see anything.

This summer was weird as fuck.

>>380844904
a large pizza is like $8 how fucking poor were they?

>>380843527
Never heard about nor seen this.

t. Dane

>>380844904
just imagine being in his dad's shoes.

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>invite friend over
>play games for a couple of hours
>notice friend seems kinda jumpy, but don´t think too much about it
>friend leaves
>notice huge wet stain on couch
>this fucker had to pee the whole fucking time but chose to pee on the couch instead of going to the toilet

>>380844904
>Tfw I'm that kid

Except my mom let me invite friends over, which was fine for like an hour until my dad came home. Then he'd tell me I need to get rid of my friends, because he doesn't want any kids in his house, so whenever they'd leave, that's when he'd scream at me and basically take any anger he'd had from his day, and vent on me with it. Always told me to stop inviting friends over, but that I need to start going other places and go to their houses so I'm out of the house, and gone and shit.

Lamest thing is he isn't even my real dad, my real dad left when I was born.

>>380844645
>>380844818
I got upset and ran to my mom

i forget what happened after that

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>visit friend's house
>discs laying on the floor without cases, shiny side on the floor
>floors were full of sand carried in my their dogs
>they would get new games every birthday and christmas
>the games would "mysteriously" stop working after just few weeks

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>>380844904
>Being friends with poor people

Anyone else don't even bother to read the story if it has less than at least 2-3 replies?

>>380845130
Turns out real life is full of messed up shit.

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>>380845148

$8 is alot when both parents are alcoholics who waste all their money on dumb shit and can barely make rent every month, abusing their 2 kids every chance they get.

>>380845148
>8$

Where the fuck do you live? Two mediums here is easily 15+, and that's on its own, no delivery, two toppings each with no drinks or sides.

Hell when me and my parents get pizza every other weekend, it easily runs up to 40$ for three people.

>>380845046
No

>>380845240
>several children consumed a pizza meant for one adult and now there's nothing left for you
>sperg out and destroy your own property
it's not the reaction of a stable adult

>>380845321
I've read every story in the thread :)

>>380845130
I think people who come from abusive households are probably slightly more likely to play a lot of video games. You know, escapism and all that.

>Have a sleepover at a friend's house
>His stepdad tried to impress him, so he always had games nobody else was allowed to play
>Play South Park on N64 and watch softcore
>"Anon, now you have to get naked! It's the rule around here!"
>Don't do it
>That little faggot kept trying to force me to sleep in the nude

He was a strange little fucker. He once even fingered his baby sister in front of me and he told me about jacking off his father's dog.

>>380845321
No. Because if the person legitimately had something interesting to say, you can just reply to their post, just making a comment or prompting further conversation, and giving them a (You) in the process.

>>380845413
it is not, sure. but I can imagine he was pissed.

>>380845331
I was more asking "Why are people in literal abusive households inviting friends over" or "Why are normies repeatedly visiting homes of friends where fucked-up shit happens"?

>>380833252
Damn nigger just go wipe from time to time if you can't be assed to get that shit clean.

>>380843228
Paper does a 'good enough' job and most people have pretty poor asshole hygiene.

>>380845525
or he could order another pizza

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>be 12 years old
>visit friends house for the first time
>his parents are acting all weird... sober
>no bottles or cans anywhere
>his parents are not drunk like mine
>tfw realized my parents were alcoholics

>>380845484
>He once even fingered his baby sister in front of me
no. please no.

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>Was really close friends with a girl my age
>Used to play vidya together all the time
>Let me see her cunny once when we were at her house
>Lost contact

I hate life.

>>380845390
Michigan every pizza is like 48 for a large unless you have it delivered, course if you're ordering a pizza you should't be having it delivered anyway, no point in paying extra just to have something less than a mile away come to your house

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>visit friends house to play vidya
>their whole family abuses their pets
>his dad asks if I want to see a funny trick
>say yes
>hes sitting in a chair in the living room and their cat is rubbing on his legs by his feet
>he grabs the cat by the tail and hurls it almost up to the ceiling and laughs when it lands and runs away as fast as it can
>friend and his dad laugh hysterically

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>>380844410
>sleepover at friend's
>only allowed 30 mins of vidya
>had to go to bed at 9

>>380845592
>"Haha, look anon! Super funny, huh?!"

>>380832169
It's the 360 e
Made to look like the one

>>380845634
>48 fucking bucks for a pizza
how fucking large are we talking here because goddamn

>>380845484
Your friend was molested. Congratulations dude.

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>>380836167

>>380845637
Your friend and his family sound like the kind of inbred hicks you'd find in the south, for them to be amused by something as stupid as that.

>>380845637
People like this need to be shot

>>380845682
typo ment 8

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>>380845484
>>380845669
>He once even fingered his baby sister in front of me
Holy fuck, I thought I was the only one. My friend had a 1 year old sister who he kept removing the diaper of to finger and spread her pussy. At the time it was just funny and weird because we were like 5, but in hindsight... what the fuck was wrong with him?
I can't believe I'm no the only one who had a fucked up friend like that.

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>>380845484
>He once even fingered his baby sister in front of me

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>visiting friends house
>his family is russian
>"are you hungry or thirsty anon?"
>"no"
>"you sure? we have some really nice tea"
>"nah I'm good"
>"c'mon, it's really good, have a taste"
>think he will make us some tea
>"well, okay then"
>friend yells:"MOOOOOOM! ANON IS THIRSTY, HE WANTS TEA!!"
>mfw

Fucking dick. I thought he was going to make us some tea, not command his mom to do it.

>>380845686
Yeah, maybe. But even if he was, he was still an asshole.

>>380845668
> At friend's house
> Must've been 13 or so
> Me and him play a fuckton of melee
> His other friends always play a bit, then get bored with it
> Me and him can only ever play seriously when we're the only two left, because those casuals can't play properly
> They always get bored after like 40 minutes and then we go play FIFA for 5 fucking hours
> They always spend like 30 minutes fucking around with the team compositions instead of playing the game

Fucking hate normies. Me and that guy still hang out, get drunk, and play smash a couple times a year, but we live really far apart now, so it's rare.

>friend who lives across the street comes over
>the two of us and my younger brother doing play WWF wrestling in the backyard
>we have this big comfy ass mat on the grass
>for some reason friend suggests that they fight and whoever gets pushed off the mat has to get pissed on
>he's always been a weirdo so we're used to hearing that
>say whatever sure we'll do that not expecting anything
>brother wins because friend is kind of a pussy
>friend is laying there half on the grass and out of breath
>i barely catch what happens next from the corner of my eye
>the stream of golden piss from my brothers dick as it gets familiar with the center of my friends face
>the look of horror and disbelief he had in that moment is something ill never forget
>we're all so shocked it gets deadly quiet, expect for my brother who is laughing his ass off
>finally he screams and breaks into tears, running out through the gate and back to his house
>can still hear his screams as he bangs on his front door for someone to let him in
I think we were 12 or 13, my brother a year younger

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>>380845637
why you don't pull out your glock and start shooting?

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>be 13
>mfw playing TimeSpltters 2 with a friend
>we have betting matches just 1v1
>games are getting heated and we decide on one last match
>i told him if I win he has to send me nude photos of his 9 year old brother
>he complies for some reason
>gets me photos of his younger brother in poses more provocative than id imagine
>a few months later he's out of town visiting his grandma and I'm moving out of the state
>decide to be a troll right before I leave
>show the nude pics to my friend's mom saying that he may be doing something illegal
>she's fucking furious
>get in my mom's van and move away giggling like a retard
>changed my number and cut all ties with him
>locked the photos in a lockbox and tossed them in the ocean like some cool cat
>wouldn't be surprised if I ruined my ex friend's life by now

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I had a friend whose parents had divorced and his mom had remarried some asshole. He really hated him and would always complain to me how big of a dick he was. But, whenever I was over, the step dad was always super nice to me and completely shat all over my friend. Calling him a little faggot and smacking the back of his head and laughing. Whenever we played vidya, the step dad would come in and berate my friend for sucking cock and jank out his controller and shit, then praise me and tell me to kick his ass.
I felt so fucking bad for the guy, but it's not like I could do anything.

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>>380845637
>visit friends house
>see a dog
>different dog than last time
>ask where the old dog is
>"it ran away"
>wtf, okay then..
>visit again few weeks later
>a new dog again
>where is the last one, I ask
>"it ran away"

I don't know what happened to those dogs, and frankly I don't even want to know. Even if they really ran away it doesn't make it any better. What kind of a family just lets dogs run away and not even care about it? Fucking savages.

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>having weekend sleepover
>playing vidya in friends room
>his dad suddenly bursts in with their handycam
>"And heres Josh with his friend Anon playing videogames! He sure loves games! But now its time for a tickle fight!"
>starts tickling friend and recording the whole thing while hes rolling on the floor laughing
>points camera at me
>"How about you? DOnt you want to win the tickle fight?"
>tries to tickle me
>I pull away and tell him no
>he looks kind of angry, and then goes back to tickling friend, camera still in hand

>>380831223
AWESOME

Was the mom hot?

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>>380845668
>Older brother has 2 friends over for sleepover
>They're playing smash bros/mariokart etc.
>Room for me as 4th player, they ask if I want to play
>Join in having lots of fun (i never had friends of my own to invite over/play with)
>My mom comes over later and says it's my bed time
>Try to get her to let me stay because I'm having lots of fun
>Forces me to go to bed
>Sitting in bed listening to everyone playing smash into the night
>They're all laughing and having fun without me

>>380832115
Who the fuck does this?

I got a fucking horrific story I'm not even making up at all.
>hanging out with best friend who I basically lived with for years growing up
>his dad was a drunk and always made me feel uncomfortable to br around for whatever reason
>one day his dad goes to bed at like 3 in the afternoon and suddenly later hear a massive explosion noise
>mom goes to check and screams and forces us to leave the house while sobbing uncontrollably
>cops start showing up
>forget my gameboy advance and run in to grab and notice the door is open and the police yell at me
>friend's dad blew his brains out on the wall

I'm pretty fucked up from it 20 years later

>>380845525
>being so upset about a medium pizza your wife & son enjoyed that you break things & spend the rest of the night in the garage getting drunk
People get pissed over incredibly puerile shit.

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>At friends house playing various games namely oblivion
>We get bored
>decide to use paper towels to roll of oregano to smoke it thinking it would be like weed
>we acted high and thought we were high
>we did it every time we saw each other for a month
>my literal face

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>>380845484
>He once even fingered his baby sister in front of me

>>380845971
>whoever gets pushed off the mat has to get pissed on
I mean of course, right?

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>>380844714
>>we're all havin a gay ol' time playing Halo multiplayer
>>Dad joins in
>>he sucks

>>380845843
I think we were 9 or 10 years old and everything about it was just weird and uncomfortable to me. I think he moved to his dad's farmhouse when he was around 13 years old and I've never seen him again, although I heard from someone who did that he turned out to be legitimately bisexual. Not surprised when I think about how utterly obsessed he was with everything sexual.

>>380846135
It's probably the straw that broke the came's back you know. He probably had a really really long string of bad things, and he just wanted some pizza, and then the pizza was gone, and he snapped.

Still dumb as fuck to get pissy about it though.

>>380846167
he also used to talk about how he was an alien abductee and would get violently angry if you said he was lying

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>lend friend a game
>few weeks goes by
>ask the game back
>he says the game got stolen from him
>kinda angry, but I understand that it wasn't his fault
>visit him on his birthday
>see his game collection on the shelve
>one of the games is the game I lend him
>he claims it's a different copy he bought by himself

>>380846050
nice that's hot, how old were you?

>>380837384
sjws are literally subhuman sociopaths

>>380846050
why do so many of these story go in an implied molestation direction?

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>That kid who jerked/sucked off his dog

Why can't they just fucking play video games, man? Why are they always like that?

>>380846050
SHuuuure, the lih-ul boys love a good tic-lin..

>>380840316
>shit that never happened

>>380846254
My friend did this with my copy of Diablo 2

I swear I bought that game from Hastings 4 different times

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>>380846254
This happened to me. This exact fucking thing happened to me. I'm so goddamn angry. Fuck!

>Go to play fifa at my friends house back in middle school
>We're having a nice time even though i suck at the game
>His family gets a phone call
>His grandpa died
>He's sad as hell and he's crying
>Gets awkward as hell so i try to say something comforting like "I'm sure he's enjoying heaven"
>Accidentally say "I'm sure he's enjoying hell"
>Apologize and leave immediately
>He moved and i didn't interact with him until 5 years later and he forgot all about it
But i'll always remember, and it will always haunt me

>>380846306
Those are the most memorable ones. I had a lot of nice and uneventful sleepovers, like when we were playing Gothic and watching The 13th warrior at the same time. Those make boring stories, though.

Don't really have any stories but I remember my mate kept going on and on about how amazing golden eye is and begging me to play it with him
I finally give it and go a round with him, And he keeps killing me instantly
It wasn't really fun for anyone, After a little bit of me trying to turn the game into "Try to figure out what I'm meant to do before I get killed" I asked if we could play something else.

>over at friend's house
>he is a bit autistic, don't know why i hung out with him
>we were playing skate 3 (fantastic game) and taking turns
>every time he crashed he said IT WAS A GLITCH or IT DIDN'T COUNT
>when it was my turn he pulled out his cock and made noises with it
>he also smelled like shit and probably never took showers

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>friend on the complete other side of town finally gets permission to invite us over for a sleepover
>a bunch of us get there around 6pm
>his mom already ordered a bunch of pizza
>snacks on snacks on snacks are stocked
>he just got NFL Blitz on the N64
>we all play four player
>we're having a blast
>his stepdad yells at us to quiet down after a few games
>we try and keep it down
>a few games later we go crazy at an intense game
>stepdad walks in with the phone in his hand
>"Call your parents, you're going home"
>kicks us out of the house and makes us wait outside just as the pizza gets there

A couple of us took a shit on his car at least

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>>380846306

Because sexual abuse is a scarily common thing in families.

>be 14
>at friends house
>his older sister is 17, and is super fine
>has huge perky tits that stick out like Gcup torpedos
>sitting on front porch with friend
>his dads on the porch messing with the BBQ
>his sister walks past
>his dad speaks up "Damn, would you look at those milkers!"

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>>380846464

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>>380846323
>that kid who practised his ju-jitsu moves on his dog

>>380846520
Wow
It's fucking nothing

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>>380846254
>mfw when i accidentally stole like 10 games from multiple people for a game console i didn't have
I don't remember how or why i did it i just remember my collection was obtained through multiple people. They're all good games too like spyro, crash, tekken, ect.

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>that one faggot of a "friend" who lends games and then lends it forward to his friends without your permission

What kind of parents don't teach their children to respect other people's property?

>>380844265
I used to do this shit to my mate, We did it back and fourth to each other
>Mum, Anon wants to know if he can borrow cig? (We were about 14)
>Mum, Anon wants to know if he can turn the TV over? (While she is watching it)

>>380846506
>Hey baby let's get married and have kids
>Several years later
>GODDAMNIT I HATE CHILDREN AND CHILDREN NOISES SO FUCKING MUCH REEEEEEEE

Chop your fucking balls off if you can't handle it faggot

>>380846253
this shit is just making too much sense

pretty sure one of his parents came into his room in the middle of the night to molest him and he made up this alien abductee story as some sort of save haven for his mind, not wanting to admit that he has shit parents or a shit life

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>>380845574

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Ok this one is actually quite recent

> I'm 23
> Doing a masters course in video games.
> Befriend an undergrad doing an art video games course
> He's 19
> He invites me over one time, and says his favorite game is Halo
> I'm a PC gamer mostly, but I like Halo as much as the next guy, so sure whatever
> We fire up 1v1 CTF on Halo 4 or 5
> He is fucking atrocious. Zero spatial skills, can't aim for shit
> Start putting handicaps on myself like "I guess i'll only use grenades"
> Still fucking trounce him.
> "Alright, well i'll smash you at Forza"
> We fire up Forza 4 or 5 or 6 (i don't fucking know)
> "I'm really good at Forza, you're gonna get wrecked anon"
> He immediately puts on every single fucking assist, and picks the fastest supercar he can find
> says I can't pick it because it's his car
> The game practically fucking plays itself,
> Checked his Xbox profile later
> He has fucking 250 hours in Halo 4, ~120 hours in Forza 5

How the fuck is it possible to be that shit at video games. He also failed his course because he was supposed to make a hypothetical storyboard for the opening to a mobile Bloodborne game, and he refused to look it up because he doesn't like Playstation games. Not even fucking joking.

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>begin transitioning at 15
>want dick
>friend sleep's over
>force myself on friend
>he lets me jerk him off
>want him to put it in my ass
>he seems into it
>he's about to stick it in my ass
>forgot to shower my asshole
>he gets shit on his dick
>never talks to me again after that
>mfw

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>have a sleepover at a friend house qhen I was like 13
>there's like 7 of us at this guys huge house
>we're playing vidya, listening to music etc.
>I forget to put his game back in it's case when we start to play something else
>he gets really mad for some reason and decides to completely scratch up a game I brought over
>says I deserved it even though his game was completely fine

Also on that night

>because this guy has an awesome house everyone is sucking up to him
>he still hates me after previous story
>says "hey lets lock anon out of my room"
>they fucking lock me in a spare bedroom
>I can hear them laughing and playing games and shit
>because his dad was on a night shift there were parents at the house
>they keep me locked in there the entire night
>end up crying myself to sleep

In hindsight, my friends were fucking horrible cunts. I think they're probably the reason I have so many trust and anxiety issues.

>>380840507

every kid played chicken. this story isn't anything new

>>380845843
>>380845484
Not sleep over related but i had a friend who's older brother disapeared his freshman year.
We were in 7th grade at the time and rumor was he tried to have sex with his sisters baby.
Dude was always odd starting fires in the bathrooms at school and once walked across the freeway cause he didnt want to take the bus.

>>380844714
what a fucking scrub haha

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I used to go to my friends house, open CD cases, and steal the discs out to get games I wanted.

They wouldnt even notice till the next time they popped the case open, and by that point I was long gone, and assume they misplaced it.

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>>380846506
>A couple of us took a shit on his car at least
This is funny until you realise that your friend will be paying for it. Dearly.

>>380844904

That dad sounds like a little bitch.

>>380846618

He married his mom when he was like 12. They had a kid later on, and he really let him do whatever he wanted. Treated the other kid like absolute shit

>Friend has new 360
>Lots of people over so most of us have to sleep on the floor
>Xbox is in front of the TV, standing vertically
>I have to sleep next to it and don't want to knock it over and damage it
>Go to lie it down, put it the wrong way, the game they're playing freezes (Mafia 2, I think)
>o fuck o fuck
>Go to stand it back up
>Loud BZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound as disc is shredded
>Game is all fucked up and glitchy now, random holes in the road that fall forever, etc
>Eject disc, there's a deep circular grove on it

I may have been 'that kid' that night, /v/

>>380842260
>so autistic he cant fathom someone playing n64 in 2004

Seriously take a look at your life.

>>380846506
>A couple of us took a shit on his car at least

lol holy shit, howd you wipe your asshole?

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>>380833252

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>Friend's dad is seemingly perma-drunk and never wears pants

>>380846592
I'm >>380845484.
I once "stole" one of his games more or less by accident. I came into his room, grabbed, totally obvious, a Wu Tang cd off his shelf and offered it to him.
>"Hey! Want to have this Wu Tang cd?"
>"Oh, yeah! I already have another one!"
>"Wanna trade it for a game?"
>"Sure, just choose one of the Gameboy games!"

It was supposed to be a joke but he seemed genuinely excited about getting the cd and I kept the game.

>>380846464
>Accidentally say "I'm sure he's enjoying hell"

This is the first time I legitimately laughed in a long time, I appreciate the story. You sound like a good person and I'm glad your friend forgot.

>>380830484
>playing sonic adventure 2 with friend
>wait until his mom leaves
>house is empty
>immediately start playing with her gelatin fake tit things

We had hours of fun with those

>>380846714
Only difference in 'price' would be having to hose it off himself.
The rest of the punishment & the pissy mood would be the same as if they hadn't.

>>380846697
;-;

>>380845574
jesus that story got real sad real quick

>>380846714

He was too ashamed to ever invite anyone over after that. I mentioned earlier that his stepdad treated him like garbage. After that he rebelled against him every chance he took. I saw him a few years ago and he said that a few months after that his stepdad shoved him into his video game shelf cause he wouldn't take out the trash, and he hit him in the back of the head with a lava lamp on the way out.

Cops showed up and was a huge thing, but they put the stepdad on probation because of it

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>>380846846
>immediately start playing with her gelatin fake tit things
What?

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>>380830484

>>380846823
using each others tongues of course, like any kid would

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>go to friend house
>friend has a old cat
>pet the cat
>the cat starts purring and obviously likes me
>i insist coming back to his house very single day to pet the cat

I liked this cat.

>>380846971
bra padding

>>380846823

The newspaper that was in the driveway. Just hosed off the rest

>>380846971
They were like things you put in your bra to make your tits bigger. trying to find pic

>>380846464
holy fuck I believe this shit, is when I tried to recommend boku no hero to someone and I said boku no pico without realizing it.

>>380846823
Probably didn't. That's the type of person to post overwatch maymays.

>>380846661
>a masters course
>in video games

Is this a real thing? Like you go to university for "video games"?

If that's real it's gotta be at some shitty university, definitely not a good one.

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>>380846971

Some chicks get fake silicone inserts they put in their bras to make their boobs look bigger.

Playing N64 at friends, hear his parents arguing, then hear his Dad beating on his Mom

>>380846132
What the fuck