Weird vidya stories thread

>smells like shit, blood, and fish
>holy shit what do i do what do i do! panic as I wrap up the controller and throw it deep into the couch cushions while replace it with the other controller and continue to sit there trying to act casual, neighbor kid comes in and gets mad cause i started without him and kicked his ass while he was gone
>doesnt notice a thing
>a little later his friends come over and we all hang out and eat pizza play in the pool and etc etc. finally we come inside to sit down and play vidya after the sun goes down, i can barely smell it but instantly they all make a face and the neighbor anon calls his mom in the room
>they look around a bit and think its the dog who might have thrown up or something in the room, im sweating fucking bullets as they check behind and under the couch but they cant find the controller, anons mom turns the fan on and opens the door to try and let the smell out
>we sit there playing games while i pretend im just as grossed out as they are, later neighbor kid wants to play smash bros
>takes out the third controller and starts looking for the 4th
>oh fuck! we all start searching for the 4th controller, i pretend to help them look
>one kid starts looking under the couch cushions
>in a panic i jump on the one with the controller and refuse to get off telling him i already checked there
>i just keep repeating i checked there already and he starts trying to pull me off
>the other boys start to notice and to avoid suspicion I let him rip me off the couch
>with all of his force he goes stumbling backwards and his fat fucking ass lands on the n64 while i awkward half land on top of him

>>380829432
I'm disgusted and my pinky nail is over an inch long.

>he rolls over clutching his tail bone while the other kids are laughing but then neighbor kid sees his pokemon stadium half ripped from the console
>starts screaming for us to move and get off of it as he starts crying and starts shouting for his mom
>i guess this was the last straw because he really liked me and only invited the other kid because his mom made him
>goes off on the other kid and the kid just starts crying, meanwhile one of the other kids finally finds the controller under the cushion, suddenly the stench goes full on, I can totally smell it now and it smells ten times worse than before
>drops the fucking controller and everyone runs out of the room gagging coughing and being dramatic in my opinion but i play along
>we all go into the other room and we try to figure out what happened
>i suggest maybe it was the dog but then one anon says I was acting suspicious on the couch before, in a panic I blame the fat kid and I say he probably did something to it so he could steal it, fat kid already crying starts denying it and starts crying harder and says he wants to go home, all the kids take this as an admission of guilt and start yelling at him along with neighbor-kun, neighbor anons mom takes the kid in the kiitchen and ten minutes later his mom picks him up
>mfw we all climb in to our sleeping bags and watch star wars while talking about what happened

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>>380829614
You as a person are a horrible, Horrible living human being.

Wtf