unemployed gamers

>>380827961
Living with my parents and social welfare before I got a job

Government payments and living at home

>>380827961
g4p

Live with parents who tolerate your sloth lifestyle. You're ducked when they pass away though.

>>380828081
>>380828101

I see people sometimes say government payments are one way, but that's only if you're disabled or have already had a job right

>>380828287
Australia gives welfare to job seekers and full time students/apprentices under 24, as well as a different kind of welfare to regular job seekers who are still unemployed

>>380828287
No
If you don't work but you're not homeless then the government will give you money, depending on where you live. You often have to show some form of proof that you're actively looking for work.
If you're homeless, you stay in the gutter and don't receive payments.

>>380828217
I'm 26 and I can tell my mom is getting sick of me already. I'd get a cheap shit apartment with a friend if I could do so without having to get a normalfag job

>>380828435
wow that must be great. If Canada has something like this I'd be out of my job in a jiffy!

>>380828217
>"You're ducked when they pass away though."
>Inherit their house and money

Nah, think I'm going to be okay

>>380828583
Nah it's actually pretty shit to be on.

The first kind Youth Allowance is fine, but the general welfare for job seekers 25+ is designed to be as assholish and annoying as possible to get people to fuck off back into the workforce

>>380827961
JoWood?

>>380827961
Autismbux unironically

>>380827961
I'm extremely pacient and conformist. My parents gift me a new game every birthday. I'm neet and 25

>>380827961
Living with parents, as for gaming I haven't bought anything in a while, been just finishing my PS3 backlog and playing some fightans on ps4

>>380828702
well that's well thought out. Good on you aussies, the more young people working the better.

>>380828620
My mom is 60 and will retire in 6 years if she can hang in there at her job, when that happens we should be able to relax and if she dies, her life insurance plan will give me enough to survive, but I just couldn't leech off her like that. I'm more than happy to steal money from the government, but using my mom like that just feels too low. I'd rather recycle bottles and cans like an honest degenerate

I only own 2 games.

>>380828728
Only good gaming channel on youtube.

>>380828452
I live in California. You'd think it'd be easy to just get money from the government to do anything here, but it really isnt

Just over £700 per month in autismbux.

>>380829254
autismbux?

>>380829042
Except there's nowhere near enough work to go around, so we just end up needlessly tormenting people for circumstances out of their control until they break and make it impossible to ever reintegrate them into the workforce.

>>380829180
Brucie Boy best boy

One thing I thought of doing was buying up electronics and trading them in at best buy but all the ps4's and laptops on Craigslist are the exact same prices best buy would offer as a trade in value for the same item, so people have gotten hip to that

>>380829305
Disability bennies, desu.

>>380827961
I saved up multiple thousand dollars while living with my dad and not being required to pay the bills. I've basically just lived off of that, plus the odd 20-50 dollars I earned helping people out with shit

>>380830212
livin the dream

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I'm an Ausfag whose been unemployed for nearly 10 years at 27 years old and I feel completely fucked.

I don't actually want to be someone who leeches off the system either, I want to work so bad and be normie-scum, but at this point without some hardcore nepotism I have no idea what to do.

>>380830332
Sorry, it's late. I worked while not having to help pay bills, so I saved up a lot of money and then quit. I still live at home and fund my gaming with what I saved and the small amount of money I get for doing random jobs, like mowing

>>380827961
My BF works

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Trust fund baby.
I have almost 8 millions of euros among all my assets, trust funds and shit.

I do a lot of temp work, so I buy games when I'm working and play them when I'm not. In between jobs, I just sponge off the government.

>>380830893
I feel your pain mate. I quit my job working for hoggies and went to tafe doing it. Anyway you won't get a job in it unless you know someone and was unemployed for about 5 years. Now I work for Coles as a cleaner. Shit sucks but it's better than the dole

>>380828702
It's the same in America.

>>380831230
I can't seem to find any temp work where I live.

I have a YouTube channel, but I doubt I could turn that into a very lucrative enterprise at this point. I just wish I could find some sort of NEET fund

>>380831396
I thought in the US that they cut you off after a year

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>>380827961

I worked 4 years for an german insurance before I started university, I still live from that money.

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>>380828818
>a game
>mfw im 26
>they got me a rig with 2x1080`s

>>380828702
>general welfare for job seekers 25+ is designed to be as assholish and annoying as possible to get people to fuck off back into the workforce

Why is this a bad thing?

They're paying you money to help you find a job, it's so fucking to game the system when you're under 25, but this actually makes you want to get off it and find real work.

>>380829613
There's plenty of work, but most people are too picky and think of many of the available jobs are "beneath" them.

>>380831828
I wonder how long he was able to keep this up for.

>>380831646
I'm looking for a more permanent position, but when it comes to office work and call centres, they know that they can hire more temp workers for the cost of permanent workers. They get in 50-100 people, of which a chunk will leave. They offer extended contracts to the best, maybe a permanent contract to the top one or two who'll stay and make the place look good, everyone else, thanks for your help, leave your security pass at the door.

Uni scholarship, but I'd like to think I'm getting neetbux

>>380829238
Apply homeless. I did it when I was trying to college in LA.

Now I just work a shit job and live a shit life and play vidya when I can.

>>380831937
It's not.

Though it's implementation has been a bit wonky.

>>380827961
I mug people

>>380830965
God I wish I was a woman sometimes. All you have to do is look good, marry some rich dude, put out and you're fucking set. Play video games and finger bang yourself all day.

How can I get welfare in Canada?

My parents have some savings, and I have a little bit too. Do they check that stuff?

I don't mind living in a small apartment, and I can go for days without eating. The only thing is that I heard they send inspectors to see if you're really seeking a job or not, is this true?

>>380832256
Youd be a fucking ugly. Not sure what you're wishing for

>be 28
>didn't finish degree because ran out of money
>years of work experience in various places since 11yr old trying to save that money for the college
>laid off from most recent job
>don't qualify for unemployment because only worked 18 weeks in 2016 instead of 20
>constantly denied new job of any kind
>can't be a medical lab technician, even though years of experience in it
>can't do data entry, even though years of experience
>can't even be a fucking janitor despite experience
>no job means no money means can't finish degree means can't get a better job
>$135 left to my name with student loan debts and thousands in back rent owed

Do I just end it, lads?

>>380831937
Because if you're on part time work the participation and reporting requirements don't change, being on the dole is already harder than working and having to do both is completely unmanageable, harrassment from your employment provider over payslips and setting conflicting appointment times or arbitrarily cutting you off and making you attend a re-engagement when you're scheduled to work could also lead to your employer just firing you.

Basically, the way the system is set up actively discourages you from working.

>>380832609
you can still be a 6/10 and make life super easy.

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>>380827961
>gaming hobby

In the pc gaming world 93% of us are pirates

Buying pc games is the equivalent of paying a horny hung man $60 to fuck your sister

>>380829053
In the same boat, anon. Hope we can both find something sustainable to be less of a leech.

>>380829042
That isn't how it works at all.
The youth allowance is hassle free and you can laze around and do whatever you want, the asshole allowance cut in around when people exit tertiary education. You have to work substantial part time half of the year to keep getting it, but training counts; so you just have cunts stay in school or training forever and then you're nearing 30 and you're still unemployable unless you beat the other seven hundred lads going for a burger flipping job.

You get a trade skill, an actually relevant STEM qualification or you start your own business in a clever way that makes a profit 99% off goverment subsidies or you're part of the large majority competing for minimum wage retail/hospitality.
Not that those are bad, we still have great wages, the cost of living is high; but unless you're in deep with children and a mortgage already, or you waste money on booze and ciggs then you can get yourself set pretty quick.

>>380830893
24 here, never had full-time work only had a few interviews despite applying to around 100 jobs a month.

It's so depressing to never get any call backs or any response to any of my applications. Got to the point where I've completely given up on getting a job in IT despite finishing two diplomas at TAFE.

Protip though you can just go back to study then back on the dole without doing any work for the dole until a year or so later.

>>380832629
Sometimes I feel like the only option I have left is to just take out a big student loan, but I'm guessing from your situation that's not the smart thing to do

>>380832609
It doesn't mean shit. You could be butt ugly but work hard to maintain a 10/10 body, make sure your hair, makeup and clothes are on trend and you could get almost any man.

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>>380827961
To be perfect honest?

I host some services to men, some sexual, others not so much. But that's how I make money. 100$ just for a date? easy. $200-$500 for some sex? sure.

My androgynous looks will only get me so far due to age ,so I am learning programming and otherthings online while I'm doing this.

And before you even ask no I'm not posting any pics or info about me

>>380833023
Hey, don't feel too bad, I'm 26 and never had a job or a girlfriend. I don't even have a driver's license

trophy husband to wife who will inherit their family business.

no joke

>>380828287
Make a small cut on your feet, rub dirt on it and let it fester. Wait until the gangrene sets in and the doctors are obliged to ampute your leg. Procede to live off welfare. That's how niggers did it back them.

>>380833206
I have my L plates buy eyesight is so bad I don't want to drive, still getting shit from friends for it. Never had a girlfriend either just a few drunk roots, feels bad.

>>380833023
I don't know what part of the world you're in, but have you considered a military job?

There's a bunch of tech focused roles and it's good motivation to get into shape.

>>380833078
>the only way to compete with women in charging for dates or sex is to be gay

This really sucks. Only lonely rich women pay for a date, and only if you're the cream of the crop

>>380833331
Australia and I actually considered it but got talked out of it by some relatives.

>>380831828
>in truth his mother always knew and cried herself to sleep every night

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>buy house for the sole purpose of renting out rooms for easy money
>mother moves in days after purchase
>no longer able to rent out rooms because she throws a bitch fit about it
>every money making idea is shot down because she doesn't like the idea

Eventually I'll just go meet someone on craigslist and pray for a quick and painless death.

>>380827961
Piracy and government handouts.

>>380833421
Well if you're completely hopeless, the ADF sounds like a good choice compared to wasting your life on /v/

>>380832694
Quality of life trumps ease. You want fucking women problems? Bleeding out your hole? sub-par physical ability across the board. Significant chance for much lower intelligence, and even if you dodge that you've got such a fucked up emotional state that nobody will notice.

And socially you're surrounded by either people who hate you on virtue of being the same as you, or people who want to fuck you, by virtue of being around you.

And then there is all the feminist half-truths of which you'll get hit by at least a couple.

>>380833417
I have gotten older women as clients before, but they are usually buisness women, and surprisingly they give me gifts that weren't even part of the deal.

>>380833421
>but got talked out of it by some relatives.

How so?

I don't want to sound like a recruiter, I'm someone who tried doing the same here in Australia as a technician in the Air Force, but Asthma ultimately fucked me over and I couldn't pass the spirometry.

The benefits are really good, but it's not as routine as a regular job and there's always the chance you'll be sent to a potentially dangerous place.

I ultimately wanted to do it just to get away from everything, get into shape and hopefully improve myself as a person overall. Unfortunately this just wasn't in the cards for me and it still pains me today.

>>380831019
are you a liberal?

>>380833421
Talked out of it how?
Go for a reservist position, not much commitment, you might enjoy it and seeing as you're probably doing fuck all now you'll have some experience and some connections and a decent chunk of cash to bankroll other shit that might be holding you back.

>>380833206
That last one shoots me right in the fucking throat.

>>380833542
>letting your mother control you this much

How fucking old are you?

Put her in line, who cares if she raised you? You're the adult now and she's depending on you so exert some authority you pussy.

How can I get help, /v/?
I genuinely don't know what to do.
I don't qualify for unemployment, I'm not disabled, I don't have dependents, I just have bills that I can't fuckin pay, because no one will hire me.

What can the American government even do for me and how can I make it happen?

>>380827961
Neet bux

>>380832629
Call centres, man. It's shit work and you'll hate every second of it, but the turnover is high so they're always looking for new people. As long as you're presentable, polite and sound enthusiastic at the interview, odds are they'll hire you. Once you get in, hint to your manager that you'd really like to do some back-office work or something to get you off the phones. Best case scenario, you wind up in another department, worst case, you stay where you are. Either way, start saving money and look for another job as and where you can.

It may seem hopeless, but take it from one who's been where you are countless times, there's always another way out.

>>380833542
unless she's paying the rent for all rooms, she has no right to not "like the idea", it's an investment you did and it's time to get profit

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>>380833890
I don't want to hurt her anons, she's all I got and she took care of me when times were hard and my dad left us

>>380833330
I only had sex once in all these 26 years, and honestly wished I had just stayed a virgin

>>380834070
And you're still taking care of her. Care doesn't mean she's a fucking princess that has nothing she doesn't like.

>>380833870
Literally got turned down for three separate call center positions on Thursday and Friday.
I swear, I'm really actually trying.
At first, I was a bit pickier, and I told myself I didn't want a shit job, but as time dragged on, I went deeper, and you're right, I'd have hated every second, but I'm not even getting the opportunity to do that.

Fuck, I don't know what I'm saying, this isn't a problem I'm asking anons to solve for me or anything.
I just fucking hate things, and sorta felt like this was a reasonable place to vent it.

>>380834070
money is important too, she has money to avoid rooms being rented, or you have enough money to not care, if none of those cases exists, it's time to rent

I don't want to be a NEET anymore.

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>tfw I made it when almost none of my other friends did
Life sure is a struggle

>>380833641
How exactly do you find these women.

>>380834070
She's emotionally manipulating you anon.

Women are masters at doing this whether they're your romantic interest or mother, don't let her control you that way.

It's just gonna make you a weak person who never stands up for themselves.

>>380834243
Put up services online, but again, I'm attractive to them , you have to not only be attractive but good with people, most of them just want to be talked to and touched

>>380834190
Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you're not trying. I just figured you hadn't tried call centres because, well, I couldn't blame you. I'd help you if I could, man, because I know what it's like. It's really just a matter of pushing as hard as you can until something cracks. That's the job market in a nutshell.

>>380834227
Life is bullshit for a lot of people. I'm at the point where I don't even give a shit about trying anymore. I just play games, watch movies and other shit to pass the time until I inevitably kill myself

>>380834343
>services online
Like specifically male escort sites or something like that

Whats the UK dole like these days? Not been on it since 2012 but when I was not with some bullshit external company it was a piece of piss.

>job centre day
>go to the website
>write down the details of about 10 jobs
>hand that in and sign a form
>see you in two weeks

And for the bonus round
>genuinely not many new jobs posted that fortnight
>pad the real entries with old stuff from months ago
>the guy behind the desk gives less of a shit than I do
>thanks, see you in two weeks again

>>380834190
Try Teletech, it's an at home job and they will hire pretty much anyone so long as you can speak English or Spanish and have two braincells to rub together.

>>380834584
>>380834440
Thanks for understanding, anons.

I'll keep on pushing; not many other options anyway.

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Autism bucks.

>>380834545
yeah. sometimes craisglyist works but that's really shady

>>380834561
That's pretty much the same as straya, except muh work for the dole.

It's all online these days, and they even give less of a shit. You just have to put a place down and their number because calling to ask if they have any positions open counts as looking for one job.
You can even pretend to be retarded and say you called up five difference branches of [RETAIL CHAIN X], and even if you and they both know that the only thing they say to any job search is "go online", they still allow it because there is probably both that many retards on the system already, and that many social workers that don't give a fuck.

>>380829175
Which ones?

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>tfw watching Welcome to the NHK

Pirate

>>380834561
About the same, except they demand you go in weekly for the first 16 weeks. As long as you're seen to be applying for at least one or two jobs a day (which you have to make note of on their website), they're happy. If you do less than that, that's when they can bring out the hatchets.

The cash is only £75 a week, but because I'm classed as disabled, I get an extra £25 a week.Not enough to actually do anything or go anywhere, but it works out to about as much as an average part-time job.

>>380834501
I'd like to be self-sufficient enough to have a family of my own, but considering my situation and with a few more years until I'm thirty, I doubt I'll be in such a position at all any time soon. Sometimes I just want to smoke as many cigarettes that I can so that maybe I'll get cancer and die

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>>380834227
>tfw everyone I know is passing me by

>>380835024
>£75
>average part time job

good

god

So glad my parents ran to the colonies.

>>380833870
>worked call center tech support for $10/hr
>had to handle 4 different ISP contracts
>literally every single person who called in was rightfully furious
>back-to-back calls for the entirety of 10 hour shifts with no guaranteed breaks/lunch
>bitched at for ridiculous metrics like "restroom time" whenever i spent more than 5 minutes in an 11 hour shift taking a shit

that job was pure miasma
work at home was the only redeeming factor, but even that backfired and made my home feel like a fucking uninhabitable war zone. my desire to do anything but drink and sleep was at 0 during the 2 years i worked at that horrible job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tC5lZN--TM

Bong here with crippling depression and anxiety. Think I might have atypical depression and its fucking up any sort of work I involve myself with. GP/Councelling refuses to acknowledge that I have a long term issue so I can't get any benefits whatsoever.

Should I just end it all?

>>380835283
Only you can answer that question.

>>380835191
I mean £100 is about the same. For a 20 hour week, after tax (but long, long before bills) most folks will be walking away with £4-500. It's still shit, but if you're getting housing and council tax benefits, you'll only have food, rent, phone, etc to pay.

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>>380835142
>tfw you go to family gathering, and you try to spin what you're doing like it's something more I than it really is, knowing its all just a lie or just another one of your failed get rich quick schemes, but you don't want them to think you are a loser

Man, if I really can't get some of those patreon bucks from doing Youtube, I don't know what else I'm going to do

>>380835350
True. Anime, video games, and the hope of one day having actual friends are the only things keeping me alive at this point.

>>380835142
>>380835480
I don't even like being around family anymore because of this. It's annoying and depressing

Piracy and buying everything used/on sale.

I have a degree in graphic design and still couldn't find a job, here in Canada.

I had to go work in some manual labour factories, and honestly, that shit is WORST than hell. I had to quit.

I'm living off my savongs and I'm gonna kill myself when I reach zero.

Life is good for some people, but not for me.

I'll see you on the other side.

>>380835653
Why did you do a meme degree

>>380835653
I feel you Leafbro. Here in Ottawa the job market is certainly in the gutter. Regretting my decision to move here.

>>380835653
Suicide is worst ending. The universe will fuck you over and Im not even speaking in a religious sense.

>>380835630
You walk away just feeling like a lying piece of shit who's let everyone down who has ever had any faith in you

>>380835653

You can live in a van cheaply. There are plenty of competing internet cafes in BC due to the Asian population. You can buy the 11AM to 7PM session for $6.

Get used to looking at the safeway ads and min-maxing the air miles. You can get snacks that keep for a long time at 80% off this way.

>>380832629
>take a huge loan
>buy guns
>shot up a place you hate and probably blame for your situation
>leave a note why you did this

Suicide won't bring government's attention.

>>380835640
I don't really support piracy, but it's one of the only ways I can stretch my funds. I buy the occasional new game, but for everything else it's just bootleg.

>>380835910
>tfw you get reincarnated as a tree and live life in peace

>>380836165
You'll get churned into toilet paper

>>380835910
What the fuck are you on about pagan?

>>380835756

I didn't choose it. My parents actually did the inscription for me, because I loved computers and used to be good at drawing.

I told them I didn't want to go to college, but they just enrolled me in it.

I'm at the exact same level than I was right after high school. At least the three years of studying weren't too expensive.

>>380832629
Nigger just walk up to construction sites, look for the site manager and ask are you hiring? Construction is a great paying job for the amount of skill required.

>>380836253
Anything is better than suffering.

>>380833023
I'm an assistant manager at a shitty gas station while in school. We're literally always looking for literally anyone whos just willing to show up and not steal. Most other mangers in my town are looking for the exact same thing. I've never understood how people go without getting hired if they actually are putting in apps

>>380827961
>Live at home.
>Collect Job"seeker" Benefits.
I need to find a job before my parent catch on to my shit though. I graduated at the beginning of the year.

>>380828435
Same in NZ. Getting $170/week.

>>380836253
>you just realized this a fetish for at least one human

Every day we stray further

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>>380831019
>Tfw won the lottery
>Tfw have to wait 3 weeks for the lottery offcice to deposit my money to my bank account.

The fuck I want to leave now

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>>380834227
Same, a lot of my high school and uni friends are depressed as fuck.

Turns out producing thousands upon thousands of graduates for limited high end jobs is a bad idea

>>380835943
nice me too,
but im a good at lying and at least i have some money stashed away

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Need some advice lads. So I gave an interview for this retail sales job about a month ago. Get a call from him yesterday telling me to come in. Then he says that he will proceed further with me if I spend two/three days at the store with him for the training and he can gauge my performance. Says that if I get hired I will receive pay for these days but I won't otherwise. It's part-time and I'm thinking of going for it because it's a mobile carrier store that I don't think gets a lot of customers. Pays minimum wage.

What do?

>>380835630
I keep getting asked when I'm getting a girlfriend

>>380836683
How much anon? Thats the actual dream. Winning enough to buy a small house and plot of land in the forests out in Oregon or Washington and fund my relatively moderate lifestyle. I would love to just disappear from my current life

>>380836812
Do it so you can look down on NEETs.

>>380835128
Where do you live btw?

>>380836812
No anon, that's bullshit. Against labor laws to be working when not actually on the clock at an hourly job. You can straight report that fucker for even asking.

The way shitty retail works is you get hired, trained (with pay), then if you are not complete shit you get to stay on. If he doesn't like you after a few days of preforming the job he gets to fire you.

I sell my bone marrow. I get a crisp $400 for 100ml of it, so the 20 minutes of pain is worth the money

>>380836619
>further
Nah man, closer.
One day some nutter is going to land on the one thing that will unite the entire place. The entirety of human civilization is just a computer slowly processing the ideal existence.

Like maybe EVERYONE on the planet will unanimously agree to a life of basic rural subsistence to sustain constant games of Baseball, with Racoons replacing the ball.
You get one shot at breeding a random mate drawn from a lottery if you hit a home run.

>>380836343
>literally anyone whos just willing to show up and not steal

This is the only reason I ever managed to keep a job
>factory line shit
>can not keep up with anything
>do a terrible job to compensate

But it turns out never being late or absent and being a native english speaker puts me ahead of 99% of the people that get (briefly) hired. Even though I am almost certainly a major factor our complaints/returns rate.

>>380836865
It's the other way around actually due to the daily wagecuck threads by comfy posters. Only this time... it'll be me on the other side. A literal minimum-wage cuck.

scholarship for phd students it's very small but enough to buy stuff.
Although i'm going to apply for grants this fall.

>>380837051
Most places on the lower end just need warm bodies. It's amazing how many people complain about not finding work but are not actually willing to do the work available.

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>>380836865
You actually have to have a good job to be able to do that though

>>380836967
To what authority would I report him to? It's not like I'm under some worker union or anything.

>>380837178
You need an imaginary justification to look down on anyone. That's how human society works.

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>>380837140
But I actually want a job related to my degree.

Also, I intentionally started the job hunt late because I wanted to enjoy the NEET life for a while before actually working. This may have backfired a wee bit.

>>380837025
Like... for real? Is that even a thing?

>>380827961
live with parents because it's normal in my country
also have a rich godmother

I've been working as a night stocker at a grocery store chain here in Texas for around a year now, pretty sweet deal, I have an excuse to stay up all night and sleep all day and the pay is alright for a retail job, it started at $12.25 an hour and you get a raise every 6 months, its enough to support myself and my hobbies and that's all I'm worried about

>>380837432
Yeah. I also sell blood and am thinking about doing white blood cells. You get ~$800 for the white blood cells, but I dont know if I want my immune system to get fucked for a while

>>380837456
How old do you have to get until you get kicked out?

>>380837260
Department of labor. You don't need to be in a union. Every employer is required by law to follow federal labor practices one of which is not asking or forcing an employee to work off the clock

>>380837420
If you need a job in the interm, I wouldnt be one to be picky. Not talking about it becoming a career. I'm working a shitty job until I finish to degree on go to Korea to teach English

>>380837462

>started at $12.25

My grocery job started at $10 you lucky bastard.

>>380837462
The fucking kids take all those jobs here because they can be legally paid below minimum wage.

>>380837420
Quick tip, try to keep dates(especially your age) off your resume. It can only look negative. Either they won't care anyway or they'll ask at an interview, and if you're at an interview you already won the resume game.

Jesus, I thought blacks were the ones being greedy jews with their welfare turns out its actually /v/

>>380836291
Nigger you can't just walk up to construction sites without a permit, and you can't just suddenly work construction right then and there without any training.

>>380835421
If you work a 20 hour week at a pleb minimum wage job, you don't pay tax just a tiny bit of national insurance anon. I work 16 hours a week retail and come out with about £600 a month.

>tfw full time job
>1000€ a month
Seriously, if you have any kind of inheritance and don't want to work for shit, come to eastern europe. I can finance a flat, a garrage and two sportscars out of it, with plenty of leftovers. Decent weed is like 5€/g here aswell, thanks to all the vietnamese farming the shit out of it. And videogames are legally free here, thanks to EU laws mixed in with ours, so unless you're distributing them, or publish your work with pirated software, noone can even as much as accuse you of piracy.

>>380837709

Exactly

The pot telling the kettle it is a lazy filthy nigger.

>>380837514
Story time pls? How did you get into this black market? How's the operation procedure? Any side effects?

>>380837709
You're pretty braindead my man. Jews seek money that they may one day have more money. They're lazy in that they'll set up ways for their money to make more money.
Welfare laziness is just enough to keep the status quo.

>>380827961

me ages 18-22
>Live for free with parents
>Get unemployment benefits
>Play vidya
>Get up at ~14:00
>Go to bed when tired of being on the computer
>Overall happy
>All the time in the world and money to spare

me ages 22-27
>Pay 1/3 of salary on apartment
>No one cuts me any slack
>Literally have 8 hours a week to play something
>Get up at 06:00
>Go to bed as early as possible
>Overall depressed
>No free time, 4x the income yet less money to spare

Don't become a wagecuck not worth it.

>>380837725
The only thing worse that Baby Boomers giving out advice that has been obsolete since Reagan opened up trade with China; is young people who have never had a job parroting said advice to people suffering in recruiting hell either to patronize them and/or to sound smart.

>>380837542
Can't he just say that I'm technically not an employee yet? Haven't signed a contract or anything. Most likely scenario, he gets off scot-free and I lose out on another gig.

>>380837878
Its not a black market type of deal or anything sketchy like that. I go to this research clinic that needs this stuff and get compensated with money for "donating". The bone marrow donation is pretty painful and just plain uncomfortable, but the actual pain doesnt last too long. They just have you lie face down and stick a bone needle through your lower back to extract it. It feels like your leg is getting pulled through your back, but after the procedure is over it doesnt feel so bad.

Australians, whats the go with getting hired in the IT field? I have no actual work experience remotely related to stick on a resume/application, so I was thinking doing an online TAFE degree to show I'm competent enough. Is there another way?

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>>380827961
having anxiety and severe depression for those free gibs on medical
i'm not actually staying on it because i want to it's just the waiting list for a therapist is fucking ages i wanna be normal and get a job

Worked in a factory for minimum wage, where you have to constantly bend in awkward positions... where you have to breathe air full of dust... where the supervisor keeps yelling at you because you're not fast enough even though you are... where you have sweat marks on your butt because it's so hot in there...

I had grey hair at 22 while working there. And I still have lower back pain.

I don't wish that to ANYONE. Not even my WORST enemy.

Yes. IT'S THAT BAD.

It even made me clinically depressed when I saw what some people have to go through... everyday... for years.

Fuck fuck fuck.

Can't wait to commit suicide, and rest for eternity.

>>380838009
The trick is to slave away for shekels while you don't have to pay anything but taxes.

>>380836812
Just put a phone on recording and then go over it with him again in person. Then if he decides to not pay you, you can blackmail him.

>>380838078
I have no fucking idea either m8. I'm at the end of my tolerance for looking for work and I think I'll just join the Air Force at the end of the month. There are plenty of IT jobs there even if they don't really translate to civilian work when you leave.

>>380838052
What made you go for it? You just woke up one day and thought that you ought to go to some research clinic to donate your bodily fluids?

>>380837025
How long till it grows back? Any downsides to this?

>>380838290
I was unemployed at the time and wanted some spending money. I have a job now, but its nice having a secondary source of income that I can do whatever with since it falls outside of the budget I have from working

>>380838316
They say within like 4 weeks or so you're back to normal. Downsides are just how unpleasant it feels, and the fact that you have to take it easy for a while after doing it. I'm a frequent runner so its always a mixed bag hen I have to stop for the healing period.

>>380828513
What exactly do you do to your mum to make her sick of you? I still live at home at 27 and don't interact with them at all so they don't mind me.

>>380837025
>20 minutes of pain

I see you have never actually donated bone marrow.

>>380838174
That's impossible.
You need a car, you need a place to live, you need clothes and me stuff + you have to eat. Add mr government to that and you are left with just enough to not shoot yourself in the head due to undiagnosed clinical depression.

>>380838469
It probably has to do with his mother's personality anon

>>380838174
I saved up a nest egg of 70k dollarydoos in the 1.5 year time period between going full time and moving out, that was amazing

>>380831828
Obviously fake

>>380838483
Might have embellished the time a bit. Its been a while since I've done it, but the part where they inject the under the skin anesthetic, and the part where they start extracting is pretty unpleasant.

>>380838493
I'm not saying it is viable for you to do now, but literally read back the first line of your post to yourself.
Work super hard while you're mooching off your parents, pay only what you need to continue working. You save up a ton of cash doing this for even a year and that allows you to cruise at a more comfortable burn when you do move out.

>>380838140
What sort of job was it and where? What exactly did you have to do? Sounds more like a mining job than a factory one.

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I have been working 2 jobs now (one legit and one cash in hand) and for the life of me can't seem to move out of my house. No one will give me an apartment and I don't want to share accommodation with normies. What the fuck do I do to get people to give me an apartment?

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Welfare

>Had 4 job interviews in the last month, didn't get any of them
dis is killing me

Even if you do work it's about being frugal. Don't buy games unless they're at the lowest they'll ever be.

Just picked up Horizon for $20 dollarydoos at JB the other day sealed. Bet there were chumps that paid $69 for it at launch.

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>mrw my country doesn't pay people for bone marrow.

>>380827961
I get paid for watching my brothers on the weekends. I haven't got paid in a month or so. My mom owes me almost $200. I need money to get a hdd for my xbox and tekken 7.

>>380838746
It kind of makes you wonder who these people are that are straight up paying 60 dollarydoos? Redditors? Teenagers? Rich Adults?

>>380838645
No it doesn't. Any hot factory work.
Foundry casting stuff, insulating shit; tons of production variants.

>>380838776
>taking general anesthetic and painful recovery for a quick buck

>>380838746
the only time I actually pay $60 is when it's a game I really have been looking forward to. I preorded sonic mania because the badass figure

>>380838835
Just anyone who has the extra $40 to spare and want it then.

>>380838835
Teens with rich parents and rich adults.

>>380838850
Unrelated but it must be dogshit working in china

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>>380838571
Why didn't they kick you out if you had much financial independence?

>>380838850
>>taking general anesthetic and painful recovery for a quick buck
You say this in a thread full of autismbux recipients.

>>380838648
>buy new, unused shipping container (3-4k USD)
>add insulation
>put in basic furnishings like a toilet, standing shower, and a sink
>plug in water and electricity
>?????
>virgin-4-life pad

>>380838078
>Australia
>IT
no hope mate

>>380838571
That is insanely impressive.

Took me 3 years to save up 60k at home with a shit job. Granted I would go out, buy games and go on the occasional holiday.

>>380838994
Cost of Lebensraum has skyrocketed though.

>>380838968
I take bludge money and I wouldn't be willing to undergo that procedure for cash. And I donate blood for free already.
There is a difference between momentary pain and blood donation and having a bone-piercing rod shoved into your pelvis after you've fasted for a day to go under general anesthetic and feel like your pelvis is half broken for a week.

>28
>Have been sick since I was 10 with Lyme disease
>Constantly on and off antibiotics that sometimes work and sometimes don't but I still test positive for Lyme despite months of treatment at times with antibiotics and a rigorous application of supplements to help my immune system.
>Got a yeast infection at one point from said antibiotics.
>Because of it have an auto-immune disease.
>Sleep anywhere from 12 hours to 20 hours a day due to the fatigue.
>Short term memory to the point I can't remember shit I did that exact same day.
>Brain is in a complete fog nearly all day and I'm lightheaded and off balance when I move around.
>Extreme pain in my entire upper body leading to being extremely sensitive to any touch.
>Can't even stand for half an hour without it hurting.
>Politics surrounding this mean disability is a nightmare to get even with my extensive doctor's paperwork and people who have been sick even longer with even more proof get rejected.
>Live with parents who I always feel both love and despise me for having this condition.
>Have the mental fortitude of a fifth grader, can't even do division anymore.
I basically do freelance work for a person for maybe an hour or two a month and save that money to maybe get myself a game outside of Christmas, it's painful. Don't mess around with ticks, seriously. I didn't even know I had the disease until three years after I had been violently sick and everyone thought I was crazy, even close relatives.

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>>380838746
>Horizon: SJW Dawn

I was on welfare for a bit. I didn't buy games. Buying games while poor is dumb

>>380839114
What country?

>>380827961
I'm in receipt of £900+ entitlement bux a month because I'm considered unfit to work and have a cocktail of other mental and physical problems.

That being said, although I still live at home at 26, I am looking to move out as soon as possible. If anything, my parents have relied on my ill-begotten income for support instead of the other way around. We're a household of deadbeats, aside from my younger brother who just finished up his post grad.

>>380839242
lyme disease and ticks sounds like US

>>380828583
Pro-tip, we do. Pro-tip, it isn't enough to live on unless you have a bunch of roommates to split rent with.Pro-tip, you have to have had a job at some point to qualify. You can't just be a NEET your entire life. You have to get a job every once in a while.
>>380828702
It is not annoying or assholish at all in Canada. Well, depends on the system. I was on EI an entire year because my company was sold and moved everything down to Kansas from Alberta. All I had to do was fill out a little online form every month. Took like 2 minutes.

>>380838994
Getting an apartment in Melbourne is suffering, I'm not female, asian or have a a gf so I've got no chance. Every inspection I go to is like 4 women a shit ton of asians and 2 couples. Why was I born with a dick? Does acting gay help?

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>>380838963
The company wanted to move me to another job role at HQ in another city after I finished my first year (and a bit) in my first original position. My parents figured that since I'd be gone in a bit over a years time I might as well stay at their house for the time being.

>>380839031
My spending habits never changed when I left uni so I basically only used it for food, vidya, phone bills, car insurance and a bit of travel. Living for free, getting free meals and spending money as frugally as I did previously got me really far.

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>>380839114

>>380839242
United States. Been all up and down the east coast for the past 10 years for treatment from the top Lyme doctors and have had almost two years of IVIG treatment. I've gotten somewhat better since I was younger but it's still a terrible slog.

>>380828620
You realize taxes and maintenance actually cost a good deal of money. Unless they are leaving you a substantial amount of money (like 250k+) you probably won't be able to afford upkeep and taxes on the house.

>>380828702
>is designed to be as assholish and annoying as possible to get people to fuck off back into the workforce
It's not here in New Zealand.

>>380839114
Shit anon, so when you play games do you ever wonder what you're supposed to do in the game? And you're just there all confused

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>tfw can't receive autismbux for another year until I'm 21
>my parents are pushing me to wagecuck
Kill me

>>380839276
Fucksake I know this feel.
I would be set if I wasn't paying for my parent's incompetence repeatedly.
I can't even move out because I'm trapped with too little cash at any one time to make the move necessary.

>>380839330
Melbourne is actually pretty decent compared to the alternatives.

>get over 1000 a month to sit at home and play vidya 24/7
>dont worry about society and their bullshit

>>380827961
Living with parents because I have some fucking disease that sucks the energy out of me every day and can't possibly work a real job with it.
For the past month I thought I finally had a lead on what it could possibly be but found out today that the tests came back negative and now I'm lost again, wondering whether I should bother trying to cure myself anymore. Thankfully I held a job for a little over a month thanks to some family, so I have some spare change to use for myself now and then.

>>380839401
I can somewhat grasp the basic things. I go for 100% in games and can manage...mostly. I usually forget how to do basic moves if I don't play for a couple days, side stories are never remembered past the first day, and after about a week of playing the game for 60+ hours I'll forget the main story and most of the characters' plot points.

On the plus side it means I can easily replay games while only remembering very select things through the haze of my mind. It's like I'm 80 years old in the body of a 28 year old

>>380832629

Nigga holy shit just get a minimal wage job like maccies or some shit

My wife works and I do the housework/cooking. I do some voluntary work to, but only for a few days a week. Otherwise I get to play vidya whenever. It all started when I got signed off work by a doc for a year, and we just kind of kept it as it was. Works for us, at least for now.

>>380836291
lol, this post reeks of a 35+ year old person with 0 real world experience, or under 18

either way just pure ignorance

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>>380839330
>Getting an apartment in Canberra
>Everyone's white

>>380839591
It's reasonable in the third world. Not somewhere where anything other than a father and son home business adding a garage to a friend's house requires half a dozen pages of legal mitigation before commencing work, if you have all of the required safe work training tickets.

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>>380839625
>Canberra
You already fucked up

>>380831908
>26
>parents buying babby a beasty rig for his birthday
>26
>26

okay buddy

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>>380827961
>parent
>had job for 6 months before getting fired
>saved up 5k in that time
>live off that
>give money to mum once a week and spent the rest of the time inside 4 walls.
Shes out somewhere right now while I'm just sitting back here playing video games. Once the money well runs dry its off to the morgue for me desu.

>>380839625
I'm also a fucking wog so I can see the distaste in everyones eyes when I show up to an inspection. I work real fucking hard as well and present as nicely as possible. People think unemployment is suffering, this is an abstract kind of cancer I'll never live down.

>>380838645

Worked one summer in a glue factory. I was still a student back then. Had to mix some powders, and it would mix and stick to my sweat.

Then, after getting my degree and not finding a job in my field, I ended up in the warehouse of a big chain store that sells used clothes... you probably know what it is.

It's like going to a third world country, while physically being in a western developed one.

A true nightmare.

>>380828101
>living at home
as opposed to living on the streets?

>>380839625
>getting an apartment in Canberra
Which one did you pick? building 1 or 2?

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>>380839761
Well to be honest, I don't really mind what nash my roommate is (though a lot of people do), as long as they love playing vidya I'd be happy. Wouldn't mind rooming with a wog at all as a Viet guy.

>>380839704
It's where the cool kids go

You know the issue here its not your meme degrees you get, its that you go to meme universities or college.

My university has a 99,9% of finding a job after 3 months, literally everyone gets hired,

Frankly if you dont go to any of the top 20 universitties in your country (less if its a smaller one) dont bother going to college, its a scam, use that time to get a job related in what you want to do and then get the degree.

>>380827961
I've had a lot of shit jobs and been on government handouts as well. I'm a university dropout (couldn't afford my final year because I fucked up my second year). If you want some real advice from an old man (in /v/ terms) seriously get a job. I've been down that road and if you don't have even just a shit minimum wage job as experience by the time your 25 you are going to have a shit life barring some miracle. Seriously, it sucks. And you will start late. And if you want to get into a trade or manual labour shit you better fucking do it when you are young because NOBODY hires apprentices if they are over 25. NO ONE.

ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BK5aasYyyc

>>380839972
Memes!

>>380827961
I spent the majority of my post 18 life at the parents house in college, and I still felt disgusted with myself when I lived with them till I was 25. I have no idea how people do that, a lack of pride I suppose. At any rate, go to sheriff sales and sell that shit on eBay. Once you get enough scratch to buy the shit in the first place anyway.

>>380839996
I'll also had there are few things in life more demeaning than starting an entry level job and all of your superiors are your age or younger.

>>380839114
torrent man? also if you want a bro to hang out with i can spare what little time i have to chill with you on a game or something?
you sound like you need a friend.

>>380839625
APS jobs all being in Canberra has got to be the biggest turn off from working in the public service

>>380840047
Depends what their home life is like. I lived alone with my mother and worked nights, literally just tapping out with another soul in the evening and morning.

Then there are 25 year olds who still get called down to the dinner table and lectured and shit.

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>>380827961
Should make it a banner desu.

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I manage a smut-writing Patreon and take commissions. Does that count as work?

>>380840202
She got fat.

>>380840202
Anything that gets taxed or should get taxed counts as work

>>380839761
Aren't there plenty of wogs in Melbourne

>>380840287
>not getting paid in crypto to avoid the tax man

>>380840202
It does. Do you support yourself out of just that, or is it just extra money?

>>380840127
I'm a patient guy, friend. I waited years simply to get a PS4, I can easily wait until Christmas or when I get a small bit of the freelance work. I'd rather not torrent games or get anyone I love into trouble with the law so I make do with what I have.

Thank you for the offer but I'm alright, I've made some good internet friends over the years (Even bonded with a bunch of people over Katawa Shoujo back when it released if you'll believe it), I just get tired of this nonsense sometimes and needed to vent. All I want is to have my own family and every year that passes I'm more worried about that even being a reality.

>>380840332

I get money from other sources, but the writing stuff comes to about $1.2k a month atm, half of that from Patreon and the other half from commissions.

I think I'm one of the luckier ones, I know a lot of people try to do what I'm doing and floundering.

>>380840315
The whole point is that I want to get away from wogs in the first place.

>>380840395
>(Even bonded with a bunch of people over Katawa Shoujo back when it released if you'll believe it)
/ksg/ or /ksb/?

>>380840487
/ksg/ before it started going down the tubes. Wish I could have been there for the original /a/ stuff.

this thread is more depressing than console wars shit posting, fuck now I want the console war shitposting back

>>380840395
>get anyone I love into trouble with the law so I make do with what I have
over torrenting? no you wont, i use public seeds and no vpn and im on the cops watch list and still dont get done for this.
torrent away friend, and to the second half im glad u are doing alright man, i hope it keeps up for you.

>>380840615
its not like anybody is stopping you from being able to shit up threads elsewhere mate.

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>>380840537
>>380840487
>Katawa Shoujo General #3323
What do that actually do there

>>380840537
It served its purpose before it became a glorifed chatroom for ronery cunts but then I can't talk shit because I got my social fix out of them for about 3 and a half years. People just weren't meant to be alone man.

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>>380840615

I'm 31 and work in procurement for big corporations

With each new job I get paid more and do less. Every week at least once I take home office and do absolutely nothing but play 12 hours of vidya. Weekends too.

I like vidya somewhat less these days though

>>380840615
Welcome to a preview of the inevitable decline of civilization

>>380838078
It's a lottery.

Of the 80 or so people that started studying when I did only 5 are now working in the industry, and we graduated 4 years ago.

>>380840692
Why don't you pop in and find out? Calle

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Google Match Betting
You can thank me later.
from guy on steam with over 2K games

>>380840819
>>380838273
>>380839024
I thought IT was supposed to be THE industry to go into with loads of money and jobs. People want to teach kids programming in class as well

To all the anon's who have no job, and are desperate for some sort of employment, I would recommend checking to see if a casino is opening up near you.

I live in Las Vegas, went to dealer school for two weeks, worked part-time-on call for about 3 years before getting full time. I know make roughly 70k a year. The two big corps ( MGM and Caesers) are expanding all around the USA, and banks are opening smaller casinos all the time.

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>>380840891
Top ways to make money online and offline
No-risk matched betting. Hands down the quickest way to make a lot of money (well, without breaking the law).

worthless neet until 25 here. got a job tending to the handicapped, it's pretty good. got to move out and now i have more money than i can spend. really really easy to get a job like this where i'm from, i can recommend it to anyone that feels stuck in unemployment.

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>Full time job
>Have to work frequent unpaid overtime
>3 hours commuting a day
>No time for vidya
END IT JUST END IT

>>380841178
>and yet he still has time to memepost feelshit
Kyk

>>380840985
Ohh, in Mexico the casino phenom is coming too, im planning to get a job there.

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>>380841251
Its a weekend

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>>380827961

Now many of you senpaitachi are going to call me many names once I've explained how I manage to live a very comfortable life while still not having to work, at all; I understand why this might upset many of you but I did my research, came up with a game plan and then executed it. The results being everything I had wanted.

>Social Security - Disability
>Free health care for life.
>Food stamps.
>Pell Grants
>Scholarships (I have a Spanish middle name so I put down that I Latino and at least two a semester just because of that; I also say I'm a homosexual (I'm not) to better my odds of getting more.
>Subsidized Loans which can be completely erased once I have obtained my Bachelors.

No, this is not fair but nothing is life is; it's every man for himself and they're too lazy/disabled/ignorant to go out and find ways to get the things I have then that's their own fault.

Don't get me wrong; I'm not rich by any means. But it's a sweet fucking life for someone who literally does nothing but go to college and fuck 18-21 year old chicks.

>>380840943
IT support side has been devestated by cloud computing and rampant corporate offshoring, web dev by curries massively undercutting everyone for projects and software engineering work requires a minimum of 5 years experience with 2 year old languages.

Basically the only people getting hired in IT have already been doing it for a decade and they're just constantly churning between employers.

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>>380841178
>Have to work frequent unpaid overtime
>3 hours commuting a day

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE

>>380840985
Here in straya you need like 7 grand to get a license to work in the gaming parts of casinos.
They're still good for other hospitality work though.

>25
>still a part time worker
>worthless bachelor degree
>Car insurance company I applied for told me I couldn't try again for 6 months
>No gf, no life, no car or license

Goddamn it I don't even feel alive anymore.

>>380841335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0

I live in my car and only work 3 months out of a year.

>>380841437
>IT support side
What's the other side?

>>380841335
>If they're too disabled it's their own fault

Oh boy. Fuck all you wheelchair cunts, you deserve a life of suffering and difficulty because you were born wrong. Hope you learned your lesson!

Not saying it's your problem to fix, but saying it's their fault it a bit narrow minded.

>>380841445
The overtime is an ass but a three hour commute isn't that rare, it's probably refering to hour and a half both ways.

>>380841459
Don't you just need a RCG? I did the RSA/RCG for like 300 bucks or something like that a million years ago

>>380841335
How do you get young girls to fall for you?

>>380840943
The big three: Medicine, Law, Technology; are all oversaturated.

Fucking nobody wants to hire young people because poaching a disgruntled middleaged man is cheaper than training a Uni graduate.

>>380841459
Damn, Straya needs to get their shit together

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>>380841650
>The big three: Medicine, Law, Technology; are all oversaturated.
What's left that isn't?

>>380841459
I work at Crown, they paid me to do the training (full time hours), I recommend anyone to go there if they're desperate they always need people.

>>380841485
Which degree anon? 2nd year English major here.

>>380841513
How are you posting this? And how did you come to be homeless?

>worked on ships most of my life
>move inland to spend time with family
>nobody wants to hire someone overqualified when they can just get some young punk to abuse for two years and dump for the next youngun
>make a living drawing porn and being disgusted by people's weird tastes

That's fucking it. I'm gonna learn japanese, re-learn english more fluently and I will apply as a foreign languages teacher in Japan.
Knowing english never helped me to get money, but hopefully knowing japanese will.
Wish me luck!

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>>380841764
Don't study pharmacy

>>380841578
Yeah it seems you're right. Not sure what some cunts were talking about. Maybe it was a manger position ticket or something.

>>380830893
Get a hobby, or something you can invest in that isnt videogames. Do something with that free time so you arent just a waster, so when someone asks "what do you do" you can actually say something. Most people work because they have to and that work defines them, if you arent working at least do something that makes your life about something.

>>380841886
You don't need to know Japanese to join the JET program though?

>>380841768
Would if I could. Stuck in the retirement village known as Adelaide.

>>380841886
Good luck Ken-sama!

>>380841650
Fuck my life. I plan to go into Law school if I can't find a proper job with my BA once I get it.

>>380827961
I was employed for several years and paid large sums of membership fees and a percentage of my salary to my union. Now I've been unemployed for a year and my union has been paying me back. I have never had to go on government welfare.

>>380841916
why

>>380841979
eh, the casino job is kinda soul sucking, taking peoples money and dealing with their retarded shit all the while not hoping to fuck up because theres like 4 cameras on you at all times.

>>380841953
Have you taken it? And how did you come to know of it?

>>380842063
It's completely fucked in Australia and you're studying 4 years to be a glorified retail slave. You'll get paid appropriately as well

I stream on twitch.
Hardly any viewers. But I try to stream for about 10+ Hours in a day for 7 days. Last week I streamed over 107 hours.
289 Follows
5,771 views
Not a Twitch Affiliate or Pro.
No Patreon. Nor Discord.
Just a Paypal linked up via Twitch Alerts.
I find no other people in life but video games. Its the only thing that makes me. Me.
I might have to find a job soon but I feel like a robot but I will perservere somehow.

>>380841886
What level of qualifications do they require? Like you do you have to be accredited to be a teacher in your western country? Or just get tertiary education in jap and english?

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>>380841496

>See picture.

It's a few of my possessions; I shop at Costo, never pay retail price or taxes, etc.

>>380841554

I apologize; I meant to say that if they are too mentally disabled to apply themselves or consult a disability attorney then that's a shame but not my fault; that's why they have case workers.

>>380841604

I'm good looking, witty and charming.

Remember, young girls have very little, if any, experience with and how to identify the good from bad ones so it's easy as hell.

Also, experience.

Being White is 'Force Factor' of 10 by itself.

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>>380841886
Do the Japs know they're getting mainly listless losers as applicants for their JET program?

>>380842190
>I stream on twitch.

Stopped reading there.

>>380842014
As long as you get to continue to lie to your parents about how productive your being.

>>380842063
Not him, but Pharmacy is covered by Medicine.

>>380842119
I took Japanese in high school. The Embassy would visit us at least once a year just to say hi. When they visited, they'd also give everyone various propaganda leaflets (such as the Nipponia Magazines) for free.

One of those leaflets was about the JET program. To reiterate though, you don't need to know Japanese to go on the JET program.

>>380842175
Same in NZ. Can we reset the economy to 2007 please? At the very least we can have high schoolers doing high schooler jobs again.

>>380842103
I've worked retail before so I'd probably be fine with taking people's money. I don't need something long term, just need about six months of wages.

>>380842307
Aren't most Japanese listless losers?

>>380842360
No I've worked with Japs before (and saw their country a couple times as a tourist), and it seems they have their own normiefags just like we do

>>380842343
>tfw back in 2010/11 the AUD was beating the USD.

>tfw bitcoins

>>380842245
Why is the plant on top of the computer?

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>>380842340
Of course you stopped right there. What you mean people can actually make a living from that website? What a joke,

>>380827961
Welfare and parents I do not make much but then again there are no good jobs that are part time.

>>380842343
Is someone who is not a native speaker of English eligible for JET?

>>380840891
Is this just account management and making thousands of small bets?

>>380841886
All you need is a bachelors to teach a English in Korea. Pays about 1600 a month tax free with a free fully furnished studio apartment and free health care. I love this country

>>380842245
I would shit myself in fear every time watering that plant to be honest with you.

>>380842604
How do I get in on this Korea-bro?

>>380842601
Little bit of both yes but you can make the small bets into larger ones for bigger payouts in which you cannot lose.

>>380842343
I still want to get to the store and be able to buy food without pulling the translation notes every time.
>>380842604
That implies I have a bachelor, when the crude reality is that I barely finished middle school due to circumstances out of my reach.

>>380842493

Every ALWAYS points out the plant first without fail.

His name is Planty McPlanterstein II Esq.

He's just chillin' and catching some indirect sunlight.

>>380842651

As would I, that's why I move him to the sink when I water him every 3-5 days.

If this is the future of America then we're fucked.

No offense guys, I'm just old.

And winter is coming.

/v/ support group

this thread is depressing as hell

no wonder /v/ is full of hate

>>380842849
Cool, I've got a fern. I can't take a picture though unfortunately.

>>380842245
>I apologize; I meant to say that if they are too mentally disabled to apply themselves or consult a disability attorney then that's a shame but not my fault; that's why they have case workers.

Fair play mate. Hit a bit close to home as I'm straight unable to work due to disability currently, and there's no amount of willpower or pro-activeness that could change that overnight. From my experience disabled people would trade the relatively mild difficulty of a 9-5 job for the difficulties a disability brings at the drop of a hat.

If I could change my situation for a soul crushing, shitty job I would at a drop in a hat. I get your point though, that's not your problem.

>>380839330
>Does acting gay help?
idk, you tell me.

>>380842771
Google teach English in Korea. There's a few different programs. They hold your hand through everything and make it basically impossible to fuck up if you get accepted

>>380842778
You can't get into the JET program without a degree let alone a high school diploma. Go back to school or your basically fucked for life anon

>>380842415
What are Jap normies like

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>>380835142
>family used to be real proud of me because I used to get top marks and teachers couldn't stop raving about how smart I am
>was supposed to follow my sister's footsteps and also become a doctor or someshit
>fuck it all up of course
>cut all contact with my school mates and "friends" so I dunno how they're doing
>watching all the kids I grew up with driving nice cars and working top jobs while I'm still doing some shitty community college thing
>have no friends and never had a gf so the only time I leave the house is to go to school
>can tell that everyone's obviously disappointed but no one really brings it up
Seriously considering necking myself this year.

>>380842946
this is a symptom not a cause my friend

>>380841886
I hope you realize you NEED a bachelors degree for 99% of the programs and jobs over there. If you don't have one you will not get a teaching job, no matter how good your nipponese.

>>380842778
>>380843012
Never mind. Already saw the requisites.
Guess it's a nice time of the year to go swim with cement shoes...

>>380827961
F2p games and playing the older games

>>380843156
Just go to school. There are a fucking huge amount of ways to get grants and loans. Takes less than 4 years if you do it properly.

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>>380843045
Like western normie, but Japanese flavoured. The guys who go "you still play games and watch anime? wwwwww"