>Steam will never have neat little metagames or flash sales again

Good, those sucked.

>tfw no urge to impulse buy indie games you would otherwise never know even exist just because they're flash deals

I mean I miss them but I'm not entirely sure its a bad thing they're gone either.

Blue team was always the best

blue get

Blue team for videogames and _Pink__ team for sweet loving

>You will never make Pink Team cry out your name from your vigorous love making
why are we here?
only to suffer?

>>380819051
Tentacles AND penis?
What reason is there to not choose purple?

>>380819051
Red is objectively best.

>>380819051
Was this inspired by Douman?

>>380821406
This guy gets it

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>>380820478
Pink is a bully.

>>380821406
this

Red is garbage and so is pink.

>>380819051
But green is kawaii? What's the catch?

Green bes

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>>380819051

>I love collect useless badges and TF2 promotional items every summer and winter
>Caring about steam XP

>>380823187

Green advertises herself as being bad so as to throw off suitors

Thankfully I see through her ruse, and will marry her!

The coal hunt was the last good event, it was about playing video games for a chance of winning video games and not meta card faggotry

>steam sales will never be the lowest ever again
fucking kikes

>>380819051
metagames will be coming back eventually. they've been trying different things the last few sales, but Steam Awards was basically just another metagame. summer sale in a few days will probably have an ARG for a new Valve game.

metagames where stupid, just more money into valves pocket for something that isn't even a real product
flash sales were ok, but if people complained that they couldn't see them all, that's fine, I don't miss them

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>>380825262
>a new Valve game
Well at least you're optimistic.