Atari CEO confirms new console "Ataribox"

>Atari also re-published the cult classic shooters Blood and Blood II on Steam, a series the company controls because of past buyouts involving Infogrames and GT Interactive.

>Atari also re-published the cult classic shooters Blood and Blood II on Steam, a series the company controls because of past buyouts involving Infogrames and GT Interactive.

>Atari also re-published the cult classic shooters Blood and Blood II on Steam, a series the company controls because of past buyouts involving Infogrames and GT Interactive.


NEW FUCKING BLOOD NEW FUCKING BLOOD

>>380818426
>inb4 it's another Ouya

What could possibly go wrong

Anybody who has a problem with Atari entering the market is just a consolefag afraid of competition.

Discuss.

It's just a fucking Steambox.

inb4 it's just their version of the NES Classic called the Atari Classic

>>380818680
fuck off ataritard

android based nvidia tablet gpu piece of digital shit
screencap this post all you want

how do I get a devkit for this thing
I want the memebucks

Could just be a labeled gaming PC or steam box.

>>380818756
I want this one to catch on. It's nice.

>>380818185
Custom AMD Ryzen 6 core 6 thread processor
Custom VEGA graphics
1tb 7200rpm hard drive as standard
8gb of DDR4 ram

>>380818684
>>380818684
TELL US EVERYTHING YOU KNOW!

>post yfw it fails harder than the Ouya

>>380818860
Retari is much more catchy.

>>380818458
I mean, Bethesda brought Wolf and Doom from the dead so I could see this happening.

>>380818756
>>380818860
God damn that rolls off the tongue real well.

>>380818980
no

>>380818980
no

>>380818426
>New bubsy wasn't exclusive for this thing

It's like they aren't even trying

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Alright anons its me, the last atari wojak poster in last thread. I did some more serious edits and hope this one comes out a little better.

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I thought Infogrames or whatever was wearing Atari's skin as a face mask was finally being put out of its misery by BlueBay restructuring or whatever vulture capitalist firm got their claws into it.

The three lawyers mismanaging Interplay gave up a while back after mismanaging what few IPs they had.

>>380819163
terrible, the atari branding should be contained inside the afro, much like xbot and sonybro hats

Alright lads, launch titles

>Blood 3
>New Pitfall game with complex platforming, puzzles, cool physics and cave exploration
>Space invaders game similar to starfox 64

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>>380819163
He needs some groovy star sunglasses.

>Atari comes back into consoles
>they end up creating another video game crash
Yes, please. We're so close to an industry cleansing, and we need just a little push.

>>380819409
>>New Pitfall game with complex platforming, puzzles, cool physics and cave exploration
This would be a good way to bring back the allure of the old Tomb Raider games while the actual TR series continues to sail for uncharted waters.

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>>380819163
The shirt looks like shit, Perhaps a tattoo?

Maybe Atari shades as well

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>>380819438
B-b-but what if this time video-games get killed for real?

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>>380819163
>>380819347
Put the logo on one of those afro comb things.

>>380819163
atari fro, wrinkles

>>380819586
How about a wood stained afro pick with the atari logo on it?

>>380819438
Whether they're successful and add healthy competition or destroy everything, we win.

Grey skies are gonna clear up.

>>380819549
Then will will just play old shit and just mod the same games forever, Worked for DOOM 2

>work in silicon valley in streaming big data analytics
>some dude from Atari contacts me few months ago asking for cloud platform engineer and wants to interview me
>tell him to fuck off since he won't tell me shit unless I sign an NDA
>now this

wew

>>380819549
I've got enough to play to last the rest of my life.

this has about the same amount of cred as the ouya

anyone even remotely involved with original Atari has long since retired.

>>380818945
Realistically the specs would be:
>Custom AMD Ryzen 6 core processor
>Custom Polaris GPU
>1tb 5400rpm HDD
>8gb of 2133mhz ddr4 RAM

Microsoft's time is over

>>380818426
>but Chesnais bought it and pledged to make it great again

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>>380819438
>Yes, please. We're so close to an industry cleansing, and we need just a little push.

Did you live through the first video game crash, anon? Because it was fucking miserable.

>>380818426
wait what the fuck? I thought Atari went bankrupt a while ago

>>380819714
>>tell him to fuck off since he won't tell me shit unless I sign an NDA
As in he wouldn't tell you anything about the job and shit, or he wouldn't tell you about the project?

>New console announcement is not stickied

>inb4 AVGN refuses to go see the new Atari in theatres

>>380819742
But they have the cool name and logo.
Atari's logo is literally the best logo in games, this can't fail.

>>380819714
explains their shitty wix site for the console

>>380819898
Yeah what the fuck, MODS STICKY THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

>>380819817
There weren't as many games to have in a backlog back then, anon.

>>380818426
>engaged in making mobile games
And it's nothing.

>>380819923
>inb4 it turns out he was right to do so

chance of this failing: 99.8%

>>380818426
Let me explain how dead Atari is. It went bankrupt and was sold to another company who went bankrupt and sold it to another company who went bankrupt and sold it to another company who went bankrupt. It now belongs to a holding company who bought the licensing rights so they could sell nostagic t-shirts. And that mobile gaming focus you're talking about? It was Denny's who wanted to promote their breakfast menu items slapped over classic Atari games. There is no "Atari CEO." The company is beyond redemption. There isn't even a dead husk left to molest. Atari's copse has been picked clean and the skeleton raped into dusk. It's fucking over.

>>380819898
It's not even close to haveing a final design

fucking retardi fags in this thread, fuck off

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You ARE going to buy Skyrim on the Ataribox....right?

We need some disco Atari Wojacks.

Considering all the circumstances, don't expect returns of any atari franchise that aren't already being made, they're clearly trying to do a valve here go from a developer to a platform so they can print money.

They'll probably end up being too unreasonable on their fees and turn off a lot of developers.

Just watch man, this shit is gonna be DOA, its been too long for people to nostalgiafag over atari consoles, they've got no selling point and there's no room in the market for a fourth major console. It'll literally go the way of Ouya.

>>380819960
That's a good point. Modding also didn't exist then. But still, imagine now if there were no new games ever again. No games at all would ever be produced again. That'd be fucking awful and you know it, even if a lot of garbage is made you're still missing out on a lot of good stuff like that.

Of course, nowadays, video games are too big to fail, so I don't have to worry. But the ET crash was horrific, and wishing for something of that magnitude again is retarded.

>tfw I want it to succeed so hard but I know it won't

I mean, it might be a cheap, shitty cash-in, but in the context of the current, massive nostalgia/retrowave/90s aesthetics bandwagon we got going on with the millennial crowd, this is actually a genius move. I'm actually surprised that conveniently packaged retro emulation boxes like the mini nes aren't more of a thing right now.

>>380820164
I can't believe there's ALREADY a Toddpost and the Wojak hasn't been 100% designed yet. What a fucking time to be alive, holy shit.

>>380818426

I checked that website and my noscript just showed like 40 blocked sites.

Why?

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>muh nostalgia
>we want the 50+ gamer audience

Can't wait to see the controller that the controller enlarged buttons to accessibility

>>380820197
>too big to fail,
That's like saying too fat to die.

>>380820083
Yeah, this new console sounds like bullshit and reeks of a bullshit artist

>>380820083
>Hasbro used to own Atari for a bit
Shit. It looks like Atari was sold at least four times in the last two decades.

>>380818982
Hopefully new Blood will not be garbage like new Doom and new Wolfenstein. Well, at the very least it will not be a Bethesda garbage.

Indifference. I assume that its going to be a souped up version of those nostalgia gaming consoles you buy at Dollar General

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It would make more sense if the wojak looked like a 70's nerd or the porn cowboy.

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>>380820331
>Ziggy !fJMyvXO.mA
I think you forgot that on your post. Don't forget to delete it next time you post here, mate!

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>afro wojak
stupid.

Needs to wear the old man cap

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POST GAMES YOU WANT TO SEE REVIVED

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>>380819536

>>380820309
>os has a size 32 font as default

Wojak should look like an old man.

>>380820197
Oh yeah, it would still suck, I'm just saying it wouldn't be as bad as it would have been back then.
Though I would be pleased if everything took just kind of a break for a few years so I could spend time catching up.

>>380820325
That's not even remotely similar.

>>380819753
nah, realistically it would be:
2x Ryzen 6 core APUs custom configured in crossfire.
1TB SSHD
The SSHD would have a specific 2GB partition for OS data, and a custom 4GB partition for frequently accessed data on the SSD side of the SSHD.
4GB DDR5 for GPU use, 8GB DDR4 for general use.

It would just be a PC with a custom CPU/GPU setup in crossfire.

This would cost about 40% less to implement.

The more competition the better, it means devs can be less half assed.

Gaming will be great once again.

Also this could push for more crossplay.

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What time-line is this?

>ataribox is a steambox
>turns out it's aiming to bypass what has been the issue with steamboxes by, now that steamboxes are effectively dead, being a single, affordable yet reasonably strong option
>keyword is "single"
>consumers don't have to worry about customization or five million purchase options, they can just grab the ataribox and get rollin
If they handle this right and the hardware is actually good for its price, this could be big.

>>380818680
They were kind of a shit company

lol another Ouya

>>380820164
>>380820527
I wish all the console wars were just totally ironic so we could all have fun making OC like this.

>>380820164
fucking KEK

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>>380820195
Funny you should mention the Ouya. At the same time as the Ouya hit kickstarter there was a lesser known retro linux handheld called the GCW-Zero that launched it's kickstarter. During the corse of the kickstarter Atari's parent company once again went bankrupt and put it up for sale. The GCW-Zero creator launched a fundable page to try and raise money to buy the company but failed to meet his goal of 1 million dollars. Don't think it even broke 100k.
https://www.fundable.com/gcw-atari

>>380820527
wait, why does the Ataritard Wojak have an afro?

>>380820661
>Less half assed
>Hey, another shitty console came out, let's put in bare bones effort and release on all four consoles, we'll surely get sales!

>>380820640
>That's not even remotely similar.
Too fast to crash.
Too heavy to fall.
Too small to be lost.

Its similar enough if you're not retarded.

Too big to fail? They said the same thing about the housing market.

But let me guess that's also "not even remotely similar" Neither is your response an argument, yet you still got a response out of me.

>>380820697
Par for the course.

>>380820827
Atari was made in the 70s

>>380820827
Company started in the 70s

no dev is gonna spend several millions to develop for a new console with no traction

There's gotta be a catch. Simple architecture? A steambox? What could it do that would stand it apart while also encouraging people to make things for it?

>>380820750
My Todd was 100% ironic and i hope people laugh at it

>>380818426
is this fucking real life?

>>380820898
>>380820907
okay, that makes sense

>>380820827
Because dude the 70s lmao

>>380820547
>buttons light up in the dark so you can see which one you're pressing

>>380820325
Not really. If every company were to somehow go bankrupt at the same time, the indie scene would still live on and the consumers would most likely not abandon the hobby entirely, so the indies would form and combine into new big companies. This isn't a niche anymore, the world is too connected and gaming is too ingrained to stop being a thing at this point.

>>380820640
I would agree, but I really appreciate having so much choice. It feels great to have so many games I want to play that I can't keep up, rather than have so few games to play that I get bored with the ones I like.

>>380820680
The strangest

>>380820939

This is real life.

This is actually happening.

>>380820197
>imagine now if there were no new games ever again

Imagine if major companies never make games again*

It would be a fucking dream come true. I want the indie (real indie, not hipsters and trannies) scene back.

>>380820834
Hmm Idk I'm dueled they'd get flak for it, just how the switch indie devs got shit for it.

If it does happen then fuck them.

>>380820969
>implying this wouldn't be dope as fuck

Atari-tan- afro with a big hairy BUSH in between the legs and wood paneled panties

>>380821024
>Not really.

>20 years on the internet.
>Never saw a response start with "Not really" written by anyone above two brain cells.

Stopped reading.

NEW COMMERCIAL
>NEW COMMERCIAL
NEW COMMERCIAL
>NEW COMMERCIAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFJ60FfSYAA

HOLY FUCK THIS LOOKS AMAZING

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>>380816961

I understand how to play E.T. I just don't think it's fun.

>PS4 WILL NEVER, EVER GET TEMPEST 4000

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>All these scared sonyg.gers crying about how it'll be the next OUYA

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>>380820527
alright did more editing, I think the afro look doesn't work well with console wars wojaks

>>380821101
>rubber keys

>>380818426
Inb4 the controller only has one button

>>380820083
To piggy back off this I just want to point out that Atari belongs to a holding company. Which means that the company doesn't have any employees. It just holds the name and intellectual properties. The idea that there's an Atari CEO is ridiculous.

>>380816961
>>380821179
It's also very buggy.

>>380821198
>Ataritards being retarded as usual

m8, it's destined to fail

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>>380821125
Atari-Tan should be a good ol Disco Queen

>>380820839
You're trying way too hard to be clever and not taking anything of substance into account, merely playing with semantics. And your housing market example proves you have no idea what you're talking about, because clearly you don't even know what happened there and why.

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>>380821219
Dude just edit this wojak.

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yeah call me when it has Persona 5, Nioh, Nier Automata, God of War, Horizon Zero Dawn, etc etc I could keep going but why bother.

It's another OUYA failure.

>>380819438
>>380819549
That kind of bullshit will force people to flock to steam platform. Gaben becomes the next Rockfeller.

>>380821219
kek but this one is actually decent. Just fix the glasses and get a proper editing platform. You should also expand the surrounding white area so the afro can be more pronounced and larger

>>380821219
>I think the afro look doesn't work well with console wars wojaks
That's because it's not drawn. Gimme the template, I want to give this a shot.

>>380821360

But what if those are all launch titles for it?

>>380821270
So this is literally a scam to ride off the Atari name.

>>380821135
>Hasn't got a counterpoint
>"D-DIDN'T READ! YOU STARTED YOUR POST WRONG YOU BIG DUMB DIRTY SMELLY IDIOT!!! I WIN!!"

Is this what autism looks like? Holy shit.

What is it ended up being an arcade port machine like the Dreamcast, and brought over tons and tons of wacky japanese arcade games that have never seen western shores?

>>380821414
yep

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>>380818426
>Atari joins to set up third impact

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How would you guys react if SEGA bought out Atari,then proceeded to re enter the console market

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>>380820680
>Atari is back
>Bubsy is back
>Shaq fu is back
>Fucking Action 52 and the Cheetaman got a successful reprint kickstarter
>2d Sonic is back
>Sonic-chu is cannon
>Ace combat is back
>Beyond Good and Evil 2 is a thing
>Metroid Prime 4 is being made

What else am I forgetting?

>>380821360
>It's another OUYA failure.

pretty much this.
it might sell better than the ouya but only because it has the Atari name to it and normies will buy it because "its retro! im such a nerd XDD" mentality.

>>380820359
Another contrarian that says the new wolfenstein and new doom were bad, when will this meme die already, while I agree that the new wolfenstein wasn't as good as RtCW it was a very good game, while D44m was better in ever aspect than any doom game before it(and yes I did play the first 2 doom games, and let me tell you, they were piss easy ultranightmare compared to doom on normal, didn't try brutal doom)

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>Sony ggers will NEVER EVER get pic related
lmao
enjoy your weebmemes

>>380821530
Best one

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>>380821414
>>380821471

>>380821219
Needs a headband.

Considering that it is based on PC tech it will probably be another piece of crap like the Steamboxes. Nice for novelty purposes I suppose.

>>380821525
I would question reality. Sega has realized it's better for them to stay third party.

>>380820680
who's that semen demon

>>380821525
Persona 6 and SMT as launch titles

>>380821530
>MUH OLD MAN CAP

You've been whining for two threads about it.

>>380821525
I'd be all like "whaaaaaat?"

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>>380821193
Ironically, it is on the Vita, and Atari wont let the dev port to anything else and C&D the PC port

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>>380821558
>tfw 3 video games

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>>380821530
This is actually pretty legit

>>380821383
>>380821373
I'm using paint.net, I'm sure someone can outdo me. These are the glasses I've used, edited though

>>380820309
nigga is english not your first language

>>380821530
I do like the old man angle.

>>380821558
>THREE skill levels each in 3 games for one player

LMAO @ Ataritards who think they can handle that much choice, I'm glad Persona 5 is only one game with only one skill level

>>380820810
>niche linux product
just build to order
never stopped 3d printer makers, people wait 8 months in line for those orders
the money wasnt raised because nobody needs it

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the comb I used

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>>380821383

Does Atari even own any exclusive ips ?

>>380821796
Not anymore

>>380821780
thanks anon
gonna make something tomorrow

>>380821857
Meme magic doesn't wait for anybody

>>380821298
Atari was more of an 80s thing. It should look like the early 80s personified.

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>console industry teetering on the brink of another crash
>company that caused the last crash announces new console

What's could go wrong

>Atari rerelease Sword Fight for the AtariBox
>sells tens of millions of units
>dominate the console industry
>all future EVOs are just big Sword Fight tournaments
Atari always wins, baby!

>>380821847
Wtf is Atari even doing, how will they ever compete

What is this timeline? Am I awake?

>>380821950
>Company that caused last crash
Well technically this is not the company that caused the last crash at all.

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>SONY STOLE ADVENTURE FROM US
it's not fair bros

>>380821796
They still own the tempest IP, but the actual tempest developer hates them because he made a vita tempest like game (that is actually is the best tempest game out there with the best soundtrack too) and now they wont let him port his game to anything else in fear of losing their IP or something

>>380820083
lmao I knew it. what a fucking joke

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>>380821780
>>380821857
Well?

You guys are retarded. You're trying to build hype around some nobody who dished out a fistful of quarters to declare themselves the Atari CEO and said "there's something new on the horizon."

Time to do some research. Who are they and what are they trying to push? My money is some new droid box that needed branding.

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>>380822075

>>380821921
I don't know how you did it with such a simple meme statement but you've convinced me. I was gonna go to bed but fuck that, I'm never going to become a meme magician if I don't go the extra mile.

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>so bankrupt they had to outsource a website to wix.com

>>380818426
>>Chesnais declined to describe a lot of details about the console. But he said it is based on PC technology. He said Atari is still working on the design and will reveal it at a later date.

Yes make another PS4/XboneXXX. If it is nothing but a PC they will truly go bankrupt.

>>380822090
What game was that?

>>380822140
Holy shit

>>380822140
>retro shitstache
absolutely beautiful and easy to remember

>>380822282
TxK, pretty much tempest 2k but better

>>380821534
MH being on console

>>380821534
Nintendo dominating the portable gaming market once again.

>>380821686

3 more than sony.

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A NEW CHALLENGER

>sony will never, EVER get Football, tennis, basketball, baseball OR combat

>>380822519
They have ZERO competition... so congrats!

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>>380818426
>https://www.ataribox.com/
>That ominous base loop
>That Fookin woodgrain
>That Tron flaring ATARI logo
Holy shit, I'm all sorts of amused.

where are the smug atari wojaks at?

>>380822267
Gotdam

>>380822565
>>380822140
>>380822075
>>380821530
These are all great but the two Boomerjaks win handily

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It's shit, but here is my attempt

>>380822565
I like this one.
>>380818426
I can't wait. Atari 5200 and Jaguar were pretty bad, but I like my 2600 and 7800. I also sold all of my Lynx games the other day since my handheld died.

Atari is back.
Crashing this industry with no survivors

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>>380818426

This is some sort of money laundering scam. It has to be.

>>380822140
It brings a tear to my eye, meme magician

>>380822753
Glorious

Let's say this shit is true, Atari makes a system as strong as a high end PC and they renew ips and make new games out of them taking advantage of the new hardware.

>SEGA comes back

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>>380818426

Any chance they'll port Bloodborne?

>>380821024
Pretty much this.

I stay in /hgg/ and /hgg2d/ and almost every day there's a new goddamn hgame or eroge released. The big market crashing is not going to stop porn developers from making porn vidya which suits me just fine.

>>380822896
I would cum for weeks

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>>380818426
>yfw atari replaces nintendo 1-2 generations down the line
pic related

>>380821525
I would question how Sega got enough money to buy Atari.

>>380822140
fuckin saved

>>380823075
>nothing but westernized gaming
>celebrating this
I have a shitload of reaction images and I don't think I have anything that could properly measure my level of disgust I have for this post.

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>atari holds patent for playing a game during loading screens

>>380821534
Donald Trump is the president.

>>380823091
Yeah it's not like they have dozens of popular and well established IP's

>>380823260
>>380822753
>Bride of Frankenstein

Not bad for a Universal Movie Monster Cinematic Universe wojak

>>380823308
That's Namco you retard

>>380823338
That doesn't even make any sense.

>>380822519
>once again
Did they ever fail?

>>380823227
What's wrong with westernized gaming? The nips don't really do anything better beyond fighting and certain types of action games.

>>380823227
>Sony
>west

>>380822519
>once again
They've dominated it since 1989

>>380821534
Crash is back

>>380822201
It's going to use PC hardware.

>>380823091
Sega owns Atlus dude, they get to print money for 3 weeks after they release a game.

>>380823613
They're certainly doing their best to be western style.

>>380823517
No it doesn't. Which is further proof that we are either living in a simulation and the ones running it are starting to say "fuck it" or that the only timeline that doesn't lead to nuclear annihilation is the one with the strangest outcomes.

>>380820827
Better question

>why does the Ataritard

>>380822140
this needs an clean up/remake by another anon. this is at least a funny wojak worth reusing

>>380823645
A remaster doesn't count as "back"

I bet is another Ouya android like box.

>>380821534
Doom and wolfenstein are once again the best single player shooters in the AAA market.

>>380821525
Considering SEGA is more relevant than Atari nowadays, I'd be scratching my head. Atari would be of no additional help when it comes to marketing or resources

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>>380822140
You beat me to two of the ideas I had.

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>>380823227
this should be enough

>>380823693
go back to your subreddit, Jose.

>>380823091
Atari is only worth $50M.

>>380823771
and Quake?

>>380823838
What subreddit?

>>380823801
These are great

>>380821534
Deus Ex is well-respected and has a lot of hope for future games

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>>380818426
>The video released on a non-Atari web site showed a picture of some kind of hardware product, but many people wondered if the teaser was fake. Others had no idea what the video was showing about a “brand new Atari product years in the making.

The fuck am I reading? Someone just bought the atari name and logo and is going to cash in on the nostalgia fags.

>>380823910
Not yet. But we can dream.

>>380823801
:^)
Add retro glasses like >>380823260, and make the hair bushier

SPIDER FIGHTER TWO WHEN

W
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>>380823801
This hairdo's a good one

>>380823517
>Hes from the Hillary timeline
Try not to get your nuts cut off, Stay safe my friend

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>>380823992
uhh anon

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You are going to buy my console, aren't you Anon?

Dunno how to feel about this.
The Atari of 2017 isn't the Atari of old. No way of knowing the quality we'll be getting.

>>380822140
>>380823801
it looks cool, but please change the hair/beard color. It literally looks like shit. It looks like someone took a fat fucking shit all over his mouth and head

>>380824057
I don't care about that, I want another single player Quake.

>>380823993
Don't do this. Headband and mustache is enough, do not over-design it.

Atari must have noticed that Xbox is dying and is ready to take its place.

>>380823776
kek

>>380818458
>republish blood
>don't release source so people can make it work on modern Pcs

>>380823693
>the only timeline that doesn't lead to nuclear annihilation is the one with the strangest outcomes
Well obviously, because the longer a civilization lasts pasts the point of the creation of nuclear arms, the more of a statistical anomaly they become

>>380820503
This is a good idea. The 70s afro is pretty good but this is going to be a new age console and atari fans, such as myself, or old men now.

>>380818756
I see it's already begun. I have a feeling it'll mostly be sonygroes behind these posts

>>380824140
Cry harder Ataritard.

>>380824162
You're missing out senpai.

>>380824213
look up BloodGDX

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>>380818426
Why the fuck would you call it the "Ataribox"

Why not call it the "Atari 8900" or something?

Atari is a french company.

The burger-euro-asian triangle is complete.

>>380823742
Probably not

But a remaster of the trilogy is still surreal as fuck

>>380818426
This doesn't seem real.

Why are none of Atari's official press channels saying anything about it?

>>380824291
I guess I will try that after I get home and see of I can hack this ps3 or not

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>TFW all other consoles are BTFO

Will Atari save vidya?

>>380824446
https://twitter.com/atari

you dumb son?

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>>380823921
>>380823993
>>380824031
>>380824140
That was just the demo.

I'll try adding glasses another time.

>>380818980
Retardari, even better

I don't want more games I cant play due to my choice in $500 laptop in a box.

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BUY MY FUCKING CONSOLE DWEEBS

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>>380820164
I always pirate Skyrim Todd, ALWAYS.

>>380824495
Based

I hear people say that this will be like the Ouya, but how can this be when it is using PC hardware?

>>380824359
Atari is American.

Only thing I could see them making that might have a shot at being successful is a competitor to that Amazon Fire Gaming TV thing. I'm not sure if that's discontinued or not. Basically just runs indie games/first party games and doubles as something to run Netflix/Hulu/Sling/YouTube/etc.

>>380824446
yeah, i smell bull

their whois is protected
their webpage has the "all brands and logos belong to their owners"
the youtube has comments disabled

i call shenanigans

>>380819438
>tfw you understand the cult desire for the apocalypse

>>380820078
Looks like Trump's chances of losing the election in the early evening of election day. Anything can happen.

>>380824591
Tough lame-o. Spend more shekels

>>380824696
WE HAD A DEAL

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So, will the hardware be as simple, elegant and bug free as the jaguar?

If it's similar to Steambox, it's guaranteed dead in the water.
They need exclusives as incentives. You can't just make hardware in this day and age without exclusives, and if Atari itself doesn't have exclusives it would have to shell out millions of dollars to get exclusivity rights and game development.

>>380824132
Just look at their quality post-bankruptcy lineup!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari,_SA#Turnaround_strategy

>Alone in the Dark: Illumination
>19/100 metacritic

>RollerCoaster Tycoon World
>43/100 metacritic

>Pridefest
>an LGBT-friendly mobile social simulation game

>>380824495
do one where the eyes are glowing red

So is everyone pretending or do you honestly believe this won't be another retrobox?

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>>380823227
Actually im sure Capcom would be one of the first 3rd party developers to make a game for the new system.
Atari has the perfect controller for their new MvCI game after all.

>>380824932
The site has a dev email, which suggests they are looking for new games.

>>380824932
Fuck off roach, ataribros gonna dominate after THE BOX gets released

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>>380824887
Delivered

>>380819326
You're not wrong
Does anyone think Atari kept a hardware division alive for twenty years since their last release? These are probably guys fresh from college who just needed a mark on their resume.

For all we know, we're getting the same people who developed for the Ouya.

>>380824932
This. I won't believe it's not just another retrobox until I see something substantial.

>>380824507
I'll wait for an actual press release before I trust a twitter page, thank you.

>>380824848
Even with exclusives it seems so pointless unless they have some really innovative features. I much rather they compete with the handheld space, there's room to grow there.

>>380824723
Because Atari bought the Ouya division after it failed.

>>380824841
With a working disc drive that doesn't fail after a month, hopefully.

>>380825128
If by "grow" you mean "get killed by Nintendo almost instantly"

>>380824932
atari already has several retroshitboxes
they just don't get shilled on /v/ like the nes one

>>380825124
They have the blue checkmark

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So, what big cat will Atari's new console be named after?

>>380825128
Well, going for a blue ocean strategy isn't a bad alternative, but Atari was never the creative bunch.
I agree that the handheld space is good but it's a monopoly at this point, and it's dying.

>>380825216
no razer bought ouya

https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2015/07/27/razer-purchases-ouya/#37c3889e3e1c

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Fresh off the presses

>>380821534
Somehow Yoko Taro not only convinced squeenix to fund Nier 2 but get Platinum to help work on it.
And there's STILL no Mega Man Legends 3!

>>380818426
the website looks so bad I thought it was a fake at first

what the fuck?

>>380824575
Why not Retardi?

>>380825284
Mountain Lion

>new Bubsy game
>now a fucking Ataribox
This year will be great.

>>380825284
Insert leprosy joke.

>>380825284
Ocelot.

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>>380824841
I would be all for a modern console that's extremely easy to make games for with very little abstraction.

A console that's basically a learners guide to making projects for targeted hardware.

You could argue we have that with Android, but android is a mess to make complicated projects for. It's like the bastard son of the cousin of Sun Microsystem's Solaris system.

I would be very excited if it turned out to be something that you could do baremetal addressing on.

>>380825284
Cats were a disaster and Macshit took that idea anyway.
Gotta be the atari 15600

>>380825284
Atari's Lion

>>380825471
>a modern console that's extremely easy to make games for
you mean one with PC hardware?

>>380822140
>>380823801
I like this more than the other anon's gay shit

>>380825284
After you, because you're a pussy

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Post yfw Atari releases an HD, 3D remake of the E.T. game.

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>2019
>Atari is the only console worth buying

Blade Runner can still happen

>>380818968
Pretty much this

If it has competitive specs and a competitive price like the Xbox One X, fuck yeah I'll buy a new Atari console. I don't give a FUCK, no way I'm missing this

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>>380825627

>>380825570
One with standardized hardware with a very light OS that allows programmers to skip abstraction.

Think of a PC that's running Plan 9.

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>>380818968

>>380825689
What exclusives would Atari have to make it worth a purchase?

>>380825284
Lynx sounds cool but that's also the name my city/county uses for their buses.

>>380825791
New Serious Sam game.

Serious Sam the Next-Next encounter.

>>380821950
Anyone that thinks the console market is anywhere near a crash is painfully ignorant

>>380825791
Adventure, combat, tennis
THREE KILLER APPS ON LAUNCH

>>380825818
And they already used it anyway.

>>380825284
it's already called the ataribox

>>380825791
A PacMan game that plays like Mass Effect.

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>>380818426

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>>380825791
literally blood. They own the ip.

>profits from mobile games was big enough for them to finance a new console

>Not realizing that atari is doing cross-promotion with the new bladerunner movie
>Not realizing they're going to make a new bladerunner game

>>380826028
>yfw the whole reason atari is withholding the source code is to release it with the atari cougar

What's the deal with Atari and the RollerCoaster Tycoon games? They still in charge of them? Because the latest ones have just been insults recently.

Assuming it's a full fledged console, they'll lack japanese support even more than Microsoft, but whatever. I'm still interested

>>380818426
https://www.engadget.com/2017/06/13/atari-2600-retron-77/

Woooow
So impressive

>>380826250
not the same thing you fucking retard learn how to read

>>380820810
thanks for the video game history lesson faggot, I'll remember to comment , like and subscribe

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>>380825634
SUCH FEELS

>>380826303
did you really expect a consolefag to be have reading comprehension?

>>380819874
Different companies keep buying all of Atari's shit and using their name for brand recognition every time the last one goes under. First it was the real Atari, then Infogrames, now these guys.

>>380825878
> 2017 Adventure
Ooh boooy

>>380826403
>mid 80s design

Atari was late 70s

>>380819817
>Did you live through the first video game crash, anon?
I don't think anyone here did.

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>>380826317

>>380826482
>The internet gets flooded with people bitching about bats

>>380826509
maybe he really liked the 2600?

>>380821730
90% of this board are brs, so probably?

>>380818680
They only had two good first consoles. It's hard to establish a new console right now. They could replace MS.

>>380821730
maybe he started to write a thought and changed midway without realizing that he was writing rubbish. I do that sometimes.

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>>380827025
>Atari ever having that level of financial backing

>>380824256
As usual.

>>380821558
What would a current gen Adventure play like?

>>380827440
Like fallout with swords

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>>380827025
>atari could replace microsoft

>In before its revealed just to be a modified Raspberry Pi variant in an old atari styled box