IT WAS ME ANON, I MADE YOU BUY MY GAME

>>380809385
NANI?!

>>380809385
>tfw you will be buying Skyrim for centuries
Truly is the worst timeline, thanks barry.

I saw Hideo Kojima at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, rike you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>380810036
This is the shittiest pasta

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>>380809385
You can't keep getting away with this, Todd! I don't even own a Switch.

Fuck Flash now Arrow seasons 1,2, parts of 3, and finale of 5 were the bomb.

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>>380809385
You can't control me, I know your weakness!

>>380809385
I never bought Skyrim, Fallout 3 or 4 in the first place.

>>380810660
Did Arrow actually get good again? I gave up half way through season 4. Please tell me s5 is worth watching again.

>>380809385
I tricked you into think I bought those games, I actually pirated them.

I'm one step ahead, chum.

How many hours do you think Todd has played Skyrim of FO4?

I'll buy Skyrim for the switch if he put in more than 1000 hours on Skyrim and posts a webm as proof somewhere.

>>380809385
>spend 3 days modding Skyrim
>load it up
>get 30-50fps outdoors
>never touch it again
Fuck ENBs, would a 1070gtx give huge fps boost over a 970?

i did but i sold it then pirated it

>>380811326
He kills people again, gets a team of shitheads that can't do anything right, some good tie ins to the first season and Slade comes back for the finale.