>be me
>play siege because its better then csgo (no russians rushing b)
>join queue, ubisoft only partially fucked up one step matchmaking
>run into brazilians
>mfw 300+ping, 500 ping limit (ubi why)
>ok this can work
>nope.jpg
>they are all high ranked, but abuse the matchmaking by having a teammate with super low rank
>all suck at the game but are tryhard as fuck (casual game too)
>every round, rush the objective or run outside and try to spawnpeek... with shotguns
>are they fucking retarded
>never give callouts, yell "fuk u" and other insuts in their faggot tounge
>match point, i had to clutch the round before
>1 round for us, other team won 2 rounds
>sweating nervously, they all choose fast as fuck operators
>i choose a well balanced support operator
>fuck.wav
>they all rush again, die to one guy
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>i'm the last one, standing in the corner as the other team runs out to kill me
>kills two of them, 1v3 the others stay put i guess
>timer counts down, brazilians start yelling again, louder and with more broken english
>i say sorry because canada eh
>another guy runs out, get him
>1v2
>have to go in, contest objective and hide from the last 2
>get one more, just as the other one kills me
>dies
>brazilians start yelling, report me, and start screaming
>leave because my ears hurt at this point, my volume is turned up all the way for situational awareness and faps in-between games
>mfw
>>380801956
bump
Bump for more made up stories.
heres one
>be me
>siege
>start typing "peace not war" into chat
>get my whole team to do it for an entire round while refusing to shoot the other team
>slowly the other team does the same
>one guy doesn't, kills all of us
>his own team kills him and votekicks him
>spend 15 minutes contesting an objective while screwing around
>get bored
>pull out a nade and kill their team, and my team
>get kicked for teamkill
>mfw