that you are not co-writing the new big trouble in little china comic book
http://www.avclub.com/article/john-carpenter-writing-new-big-trouble-little-chin-256932
I don't even know what that is so, good, I guess.
>>380789256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=592EiTD2Hgo
>>380789256
If you don't know what big trouble in little China is, you should fucking an-hero.
Oh my god why
>>380788265
fuck off nobody cares about your celebrities
>Burch writing a comic based on a John Carpenter movie. A director who made either Macho horror movies or Macho action movies.
>And the comic is being written by a testicular lacking nu male.
Western comics are 100% cuck shit these days, he'll fit right in.
Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says "Give me your best shot. I can take it."
>Anthony Burch
>Writing a Big Trouble in Little China comic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klVhwlwHhY4
>>380788265
good, he is /co/'s problem now
>>380788265
>Hey remember that movie that parodied a genre which literally doesn't exist anymore?
>Yeah the "Mighty Whitey" genre where white man learns oriental kung fu and saves Asia from itself? Glad that's gone.
>But hey! Let's remake the movie even though there's nothing for it to parody anymore, just for old time's sake!