Anons, I like videogames...
No, anons, I love games!
I love card games.
I love board games.
I love horror games.
I love adventure games, fighting games, I love first person shooters, and RPGs.
Videogame in fantasy settings, in cities, in the future, in trenches, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every kind of setting in a videogame.
I love performing extravagant cool-looking combos on unsuspecting opponents with my favorite character.
My heart leaps with joy whenever a trickshot happens. And there is nothing like a good plot twist subtly foreshadowed through the whole game. And the feeling that comes when beating an unfair frustrating boss is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of minions run towards you so you can hack and slash them. It moves me deep within my heart to watch disgusting monsters show up in the most unexpected situations.
When a boss moves to their second phase and the music increases in volume an intensity and it unexpectedly kills me and I now have to rethink my strategy I'm in ecstasy.
I love it when a game I love receives additional content. It's so sad seeing great games being forgotten or ignored by the normies and later killed with all of its potential.
I love losing myself among dozens of side quests in a well-crafted open world game to the point where the main story feels like just another one of them.
Gentlemen... All I ask is to have fun, videogames that catch my attention and don't let me go until I finish them. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow players, what is it that you really want? Do you wish for good game as I do? Do you really wish for fun, soothing games? Stories built with sweat, blood and tears? Do you ask for videogames to sweep in like a tempest, blowing away critics and consumers all around this Earth!?
...Very well. Then videogames you shall have.
>>380783075
(you)
this is pretty good.
This is a good shitpost.
>>380783075
GAMES
GAMES
GAMES GAMES GAME GAMES!
I love Hellsing, but that monologue was the cringiest shit I've ever heard. It was masturbatory, edgy for the sake of it, and not even entertaining to listen to. 10 minutes of an episode I will never get back.
You are a good person.
>>380783075
>babby first anime
kys
>>380783714
but the majors English voice actor makes it so good though.
>>380783714
Nobody disagrees. Hellsing is the epitome of "style over substance"
The series begins and ends and none of the characters develop even slightly. Just look at Seras