Greetings Sir and/or Madam!
Could I interest you today in an exclusive opportunity to reserve your copy of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Switch Edition and The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim VR?
>>380776896
>exclusive
Sorry salesman, I only buy inclusive games with a diverse cast.
Fallout 4 sucked farts.
>>380776896
[HATE BETHESDA]
>>380777902
>>380777136
>>380776896
Excuse me, sir. I am quite sure i already told you i already bought your game. It was 6 years ago. Please stop bothering me anymore.
>>380776896
When are we going to get Elder Scrolls 6, you cunt.
>>380776896
>>380776896
Imagine being Todd's kid, all the guy ever told his son is lies.
>>380778680
I cant, until I come back from Europe, making a whole continent of people buy my game takes awhile, in the meantime you can buy Skyrim VR, and Fallout VR.
>>380776896
[SARCASM]
>>380779901
At least he's filthy rich and can buy his son some newpaid modsevery time he starts crying because Todd didn't come on his birthday.
>>380776896
>you can shut up now
>oh look! A free iPad!
>>380777029
Guess what then, faggot, we've got:
>Interracial lesbian couples
>Black people in every single game
>Option to play as a black guy
>Multi-ethnic animatronic baby in Fallout 4
>openly homosexual High Elves, in Skyrim
It just works.
Open up your steam and buy the fucking games already.
Or do you want me to fuck you?
Is that it? anon?
I like Fallout 4. I also liked Fallout 3. New Vegas thought? Didn't care for it. Suck my dick. Fight me.
>>380781003
Pete Hines is that you?
>>380777029
wait let's talk about the season pass
>>380780915
You've been fucking me for the last 11 years, Toddler. I would prefer for you to stop at least once.
>>380780915
Oi ya fokin pansy, why dont ya just fokin release another good gaeym, huh?
dick 'ed, bell 'end. coc'k su'c.'ker'
stahp playin' around with thees silly "vee arr" shite enn make an aczhuly gooúd game, fokin retar
Todd, I'm a huge fan of your games, but I don't even own a vr headset, why would I buy any VR games>
>>380781172
I'll take that as a yes.
Buy Fallout 4, see what happens if you don't.
>>380780360
It's "sarcastic" dumb
>>380776896
I now own a pc capable of running fallout 4 and vr titles. I will continue not owning fallout 4 or skyrim
>>380781801
Fallout 4 is the only game i didn't buy from you. And i don't intend to, even for 15$ with the discount.
>>380776896
I have still never played Skyrim or Fallout 4. Didn't like Oblivion anyway and what I read makes me think I won't enjoy Fallout 4 as much as I did 3 or New Vegas. I'll just stay away from them.
>>380781379
Just go to whatever Vietnamese convenience store sells you games in your shit show of a foreign hellhole, and buy a poorly localized copy of Fallout 4 VR.
>>380782004
Well, guess what asshole, you just screwed yourself out of the discount.
Full price for you.
>>380782307
you'hh a fokin poorly localished copy of Falhout fooh, ye cock sniffer.
todd, if ye wanna maek me buy yeh gams, you bettor fokihn step up yer game mate. you souck on big ol' donkeh balls now
>>380782608
you catch a case of the auts there, champ? might wanna sit down and rethink your comedy career, because oh boy am i sorry to say it's flat-lining as we speak
>>380782558
I'll give you half...OF NOTHING
>>380776896
>Yes
>Sarcastic yes
>Ask for more info
>No (Yes)
How do you respond /v/?
>>380783642
HATE TODD
>>380783642
Endless loop of ask for info. I refuse to concede!
>>380783325
might wanna rethink that attitude, anon.
something like that might be the last thing you ever said to me.
Imagine that, anon.
>>380783642
>Yes
Of course mister. i'm not so stupid, that i would pass up that opportunity like that!
I enjoy spending money on Bethesda products!
>>380776896
just noticed how huge his hands are