GAMER RAGE

>>380772882
i curse a lot and blame my shitty skills on the game devs, unfair game mechanics, whatever. the worst i'll do is place my headphones down kind of hard. i have a buddy who used to regularly punch holes in his walls back in his warcraft days.

I alt F4 and go do something else

>>380772882
The most rage I've done is hit my fist on the table or hit my knee.

>>380772882
Literally drove up to the woods to shoot my laptop.

my fightpad has a few teeth marks on it. I'm not really a biter, or a chewer, but for some reason that one controller has to suffer.

>>380773386
this. If you go beyond this point, you have autism

>>380772882
i flew 2 planes into the twin towers because my brother wanted his turn to play crash bandicoot

>>380773627
Both of them? Fuck.

>>380772882
I am not a giant tard that rages at things, I just get depressed and think im shit.

Never get a glass desk. Even if you’re delicate that shit will start to bow and eventually shatter.

>>380772882
One time I raged so hard at a video game that I made a kickstarter for a series of video essays called Tropes vs. Women in Video Games.

Snapped my guitar controller in half after failing Mosh 1 in Raining Blood on GH3. Felt pretty stupid.

>>380772882
Snapped my glasses in half when I was a kid playing Super Mario Sunshine, parents took away my Gamecube for a month.

T b h if im alone and ive been playing for too long Ill scream like retard and punch the shit out of my pillows or something this happens most when Im playing mk8. Usually I stop playing at that point

>>380772882
2015. Was in promos for diamond in LoL. Had two back to back trolls who were literally suiciding into the turret. The enemy team was remorsleless too and pushed the advantage he gave.

I went outside and ended up smashing my little Sister's little mini Frozen table and umbrella/lawn chair set. I dont even remember desu I kinda just blacked out it was was freaky. I ended up bringing her to Toyz R Us and letting her spend $400. Also quit league after that.

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>>380772882
>Glass desks

I don't rage much. Usually I just give the left click a few extra taps, but that's about it.

sometimes i get so flustered after getting shit on in overwatch i find the closest dick i can find and suck it

>>380773793
I do both

WoW would make me rage a lot. I never broke anything though, because I'm not a dumb nigger.

You fags who break your shit are nigger babby tier.

>>380773904
but you didn't play a video game at all, did you

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>>380772882
>what's the hardest you've ever raged at a game?

Well one time I was so angry I I said FUCK and I hit the desk.

>>380774204
The amount of keyboards I've broken because of LoL is insane, so insane I don't even want to say the number

It's over 10, though.

Fuck that game.

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>>380772882
The hardest I've ever raged was during a CSGO online tournament, we were ahead and could of easily won, but two teammates started fighting and we ended up losing on a large stream in front of everyone

I ended up punching the wall until my hand bled and I cried myself to sleep, I don't play CSGO anymore after that.

>>380772882
Broke my finger over Mortal Kombat online, had to come up with some shitty excuse, told the doctor I hit it with a hammer and he didn't believe me.

>>380775897
>Broke my finger over Mortal Kombat online
How you do dat

I once headbutted my monitor because of J-Boots in Everquest. It was a CRT. It fucking hurt so bad.

>>380775997
When I would get mad I would bend my middle finger back really hard and scream, I don't know why, it just helped with anger problems I used to have

Bent it too far back during Mortal Kombat and broke it, doctor told me it didn't look anything like I had hit it with a hammer, he told my parents it looked like I did it myself, my parents thought I was violent towards myself and ended up trying to get me to go a therapist

All because of stupid fighting games.

>>380773386
This i beat the shit out of my knees

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>>380772882
Back when CRTs were a thing, I used to get really fucking angry at computer games, I would shake the entire monitor screaming bloody murder, like Boris from Goldeneye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEvYzpobteg

Was all fun and games until it eventually just stopped working.

I once said 'eat shit' loudly after losing a match.

>>380776254
Which is fair enough because who the fuck breaks their own fingers in a fit of gamer rage?

Special needs people, that's who.

>>380772882
I used to do this really bad when I was young. I remember this one time where I got so fucking pissed at the hardmode Abyss boss in SC2 that I drop kicked my gamecube into the closet (which hurt like hell because no shoes), spit on it, and slammed the door.

I've really mellowed out in my old age, because almost nothing makes me angry anymore.

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>>380772882
>Be honest, /v/, what's the hardest you've ever raged at a game?

I once said "fudge" in frustration.

>>380772882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt3WUtq9kIs

>>380776390
I miss being able to do that, I also smacked it because those things were built like nuclear shelters, can't imagine how anyone would manage to damage them.

I hit alt f4 aggressively and give the game the finger.

>>380777845
>only i didn't say fudge

>>380776254
>my parents thought I was violent
but they were right anon. You should go see a fucking therapist

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>When you're just about to perfect a song and the Safe kicks in.

>>380772882
I was playing the game Dota 2...

I just raged because some dumb cunt from the U.S didn't want to help, and didn't want to support even if he had picked a support hero.

He told me that he--and his homo friends--reported me for asking for help... and kept feeding without helping.

I got mad and threw my headphones on the wall and dozens of pieces went flying everywhere in the room.

It just shattered. It was GONE. Literally.

Thank god that I was using a cheap headset from the dollar store (was only using them for the mic).

Anyways, stopped playing Dota 2 since Valve fucked up the game a few months ago.

Won't have to deal with retards saying "it's just a game" and feeding all game.

Yes, it's just a game... but spending 40-60 minutes on it for no reason and no desire to win, is just a fucking waste of time.

>>380780714
What do you got against 7.00?

>>380772882
When I'm getting angry but having fun I scream and curse. When I'm gettin angry but not having fun I'm dead silent

>>380774860
This is terrible bait. Have a pity reply.

>>380773386
>>380773597

This. It's normal to react to frustration in some way. But going past an "god damn it" or quick jerk of the fist is inexcusable if you're over 14 years old. Control yourself.

>>380774916
you degenerate animal.

>>380776254
>I broke my own finger because of anger issues

Violent and stupid is no way to go through life son.

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>>380772882
I'll be honest, I've never finished Super Meat Boy 100%.
On my way of getting all "Boy" related achievements, I died right on the last level of the Dark Factory and accidentally break my monitor by accidentally throwing it out the window.
I've yet to get 100% on it...

>>380773386
Ive had hit my pc too hard so from then on it resonated and made this annoying buzzing sound. I was 14 back then. Fucking Scrapland on gforce5500...

>>380776254
>I would bend my middle finger back really hard and scream,
Autism son.

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>>380772882
At most, I'll shout something along the lines of "YOU FUCKING NIGGER"

>>380773307
this.
glad to know I'm not the only person

I like to say fuck you in a boston accent. Like "fa-k yUuu".

>>380772882
Dropped a controller or alt+F4 rage quit.

>>380772882
I scream "ohhh my gawd!!!!" or "no fucking way!" most of the time. Sometimes I slam or punch the shit out of my chairs armrest. Occasionally if my dog was nearby is grab her and hold her tight, maybe rough her up a little without hurting her, she'd usually calm me down. At the end of last gen I would beat the shit out of my controller knowing I'd never play it again after the new gen came out.

>>380772882
>Everyone does it

No, I can honestly say in the 28 years or so I've been playing video games I've never gotten mad at one. It's just a game.

I've never broken anything but I've sperged out from rage before.
I bite my arms, I punch myself in the head, I scream, I sometimes throw things across the room
I have problems.

>>380772882
When I was a kid, I slammed a GameBoy into my forehead hard enough to crack the screen.
I still rage, but nowhere near as easily or violently.

>>380776654

MADMAN

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>>380784549
Honest question. When you're in the middle of the throes of your tardrage do you realize what a faggot you are being? If you do does it make it worse and make you rage even harder? If you don't realize it, do you have a moment of clarity afterwards realizing what a faggot you are?

>>380784636
You're so soft-headed that I'm surprised the Gameboy didn't crack your skull.

>>380784838
Anon, that's mean! Why are you being mean to me?

>group of us in highschool used to lan halo 2
>invite tertiary friend who was on the football team
>got rekt
>threw controller in a rage, picked up xbox and slammed it on the floor

Hardest ive ever seen someone rage, and the console still worked perfect. OG Xbox is built like a brick. Also had a fat friend that would literally REEE and start punching us when whe lost hard. I miss highschool

>>380784771
Eh, it depends. I can usually take a step back on realize how irrational I'm being.
If I'm having a shit day already then no. It's not just video games, I've always had horrible anger issues. I've never been to a therapist for it.

>>380772882
I go on long incoherant rants if I'm alone/think I'm alone.

I used to throw the controller occasionally, but always at the couch so I wouldn't break it. It wasn't very satisfying, but it bought time for me to calm down.

The worst I have ever raged was yanking on and breaking the disc drive in my PS2. My dad made me pay him to fix it. Aside from that, the only time I had ever truly raged was stabbing my Pokemon Pikachu digital pet with a knife for losing the slot machine minigame.

>>380784904
Sorry :(

>>380772882
Either when I couldn't beat Bowser in Super Mario World in ZSNES, so I deleted the emulator and then begged my dad to get it working again, or when I was playing Gears of War on the hardest difficulty and rammed the thumbsticks into my forehead.

>>380772882
Trying to play MMBN multiplayer and losing because the left direction on the dpad and the shoulder buttons broke without warning.

Also trying to play LoL with friends while my keyboard was disintegrating and my mouse would randomly cut out. The Dominion bug where it would corrupt your cursor if you had a Radeon was just as bad.

Also trying to play DaS and my controller's wiring went full retard and rapidly disconnected/reconnected until it BSODed me in the middle of a winning attempt on O&S.

I went Office Space on all of them as soon as I got replacements. Nothing is more infuriating than failing at something you'd normally have on lockdown because of hardware issues.

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>Brother is former military
>He's a pretty chill guy
>Never once seen him rage
>Try getting him to play through Halo 2 with me
>He always tells me he doesn't like video games
>Finally get him to play
>We're playing through Halo 2 co-op on expert
>He gets assassinated by an elite
>He stands up and smashes the controller at his feet
>Pieces of it going fucking everywhere
>We're just both silent for a bit
>"Bro I'm so sorry, let me pay for it"
>Tell him not to worry about it
>Rest of the day is awkward as fuck
>He eventually looks at me all seriously
>"Never ask me to play another video game, bro, EVER"


And I never did, was scary as fuck.

>>380780714
>Friendless loser from foreign country gets mad normal people can play a game for fun
Typical moba autist

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>>380772882
I don't get angry often, and when I do it lasts a short period until I get depressed, drop the controller and start crying.
Usually being shit at videogames just triggers reminders of how shit a person I am and all my other problems!

I raqequitted and uninstalled, never touched the game for years.

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You guys have fucking anger issues. The worst I've done is get salty and stop playing/hide in offline after blocking everyone in my team.

As /chad/ as I am I've never been physical with my shit.

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This fucking game right here.... No Mercy would get me so worked up. I'm just DESTROYING the AI, mother fucker is bleeding, health in the Blue, just no way to come back

Then the next thing i know I'm getting countered, grappled, thrown all over the place.... generally just became a bitch and get hit with a 1,2,2.5 count before i can take over. Shit just never made since. Never broke anything, but i did have a pillow i would punch when i got too pissed.

These days i just get pissed at myself because i suck at aiming.

>>380785136
Well, at least you didn't break your own finger like Mr. TotalFuckingFaggot over there.

>>380785884
he went full PTSD psycho on you dude.

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>>380785884
My friend was stationed in Iraq for a few years, when he got back he had tons of anger issues, I remember going to his place and it was awkward as fuck

>Controller pieces everywhere
>Console cases cracked and chipped
>His computer keyboard is missing keys
>Ask if he wants to play anything
>He says he has no working controllers anymore
>Just kind of sit there watching TV
>Notice small things
>Holes in the wall
>Bandages on his hands
>Broken mirror in the bathroom

It wasn't like this before, was sad.

>>380780714
>it's just a game
ah classic dota. i really love the game on some level but i quit unless i can get something close to a 5 stack going, i can't deal with a game where i'm tilted before i've had any interactions with the opponents because i already know my team are fuckwits

the amount of people that choose to play carry every game despite not being able to farm, never attending fights, picking shitty items for their hero or not considering the enemy teams lineup when building an item (2800 gold on a shadow blade vs a bounty or slardar, unless you are slark or some shit this is unacceptable)

wall of text, anyway fucking dota i probably told a few thousand people to kill themselves playing games solo

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SSSSSSHHHHHIBAL

SHHHHHIIIIIIBAL

GAISSEKIYOOOOOO

>>380772882
I called 3 of my friends "FUCKING ASSBLASTED NIGGERS" when they lost a match of DotA 2 for me on purpose.

>>380773461
pics or it didn't happen

This always makes me feel better about my own dumbass outbursts. At least I'm not this asshole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIn4L7hUmUI

>>380774204
you did good anon
sold my acc 1 month ago
now, this is real happiness

>>380786819
>I fucking put my head through my wall

Gets me every fucking time.

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>>380786538
BOYA?!?!? GAESAEKKIYOOOOOO

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>>380772882
I usually just flail my arms around and yell at everyone on my team for getting me killed but deep down i know the truth

>>380786951
I still keep mine but I only play when 4 of my friends want to play together, we can lose but we also have fun together in ARAM only. Fuck Rift in both normal and ranked, fuck them hard.

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>>380774204
Fuck LoL, the game itself is fine, it's the people that are awful, I sold my account years ago and never looked back, I do miss it I admit, but I would rather start taking it up the ass by homeless homos than ever play that game again.

This is a reddit tier thread

>>380772882
I've broken three controllers over something I can no longer remember.

I started seeing a therapist about my anger issues, learned some good stuff there

My friend used to bang his mouse/controller/fist against his head.

>>380786571
>friends/players you invited to a group intentionally throwing or not playing to win in any form of team game
I never really rage but holy FUCKING SHIT does this anger me to no end and I go absolutely apeshit

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>>380772882
I get unreasonably mad when I die to things out of my control like bugs. Only in multiplayer games though.

>>380773386
My nigga. My table/knees has took quite the beating, but i have never broken anything.

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I'll usually just tell the game to eat my ass, I'm a pretty naturally calm person.

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Just last night

>Doing ranked Overwatch
>3490
>10 points away from Master rank
>Just need one more win
>Get into game
>Right off the bat we have problems
>No one will go tank or healer
>Widow and Hanzo on KOTH
>I pick tank and beg someone to heal
>No one heals
>We get our asses completely fucked
>Rank goes massively
>Now 3380
>Punch keyboard so hard it breaks


I'm done with Overwatch, fuck people and fuck that game.

Broke my moms laptop screen because the lagg in a mmo was so bad

>>380787759
>playing party games competitively
>getting angry over a kiddie shooter
you deserve everything

>>380772882
CS:GO and LoL have made me smash my keyboard, I'm on my 5th keyboard within the last 2 years at the moment.

>>380787132
have smurfs in almost every server, i play with friends once a month or so but never gonna play seriosly anymore
coop games are the way to go for me

I'll usually just go on a rant for a few minutes

>>380787173
good mindset fuck league my dude, coop shit is the way to go

>>380772882
Bloodborne, fighting Martyr Logarius. I had him down to 1hp and right as I was going to finish him thecamera started acting screwy and I couldn't see my hunter. Turned out he landed in an area he wasn't supposed to reach so it slid me off the roof. I beat him next try but still called him a nigger and dropped my controller. Fuck that guy.

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>>380786226

>>380772882
I once attempted to bite my mouse softly before I realized what I retard I was being.

I've always just quit the game before I get really fucking mad, and I'm not very competitive so losing in multiplayer games have never gotten to me.

>>380772882
>PC games
>alt+f4 or alt tab out and just close the game that way

>console games
>press the power button on my system.

ive never actually threw anything or destroyed anything out of rage in a game

>>380788668
>alt tab out and just close the game that way
That is my normal way of quitting games.

Well apart from those that won't properly close down the progress, though even then I might just do it then close the process since it's still faster.

God, why are game menus so fucking slow and tedious these days?

swearing with the occasional fist slam on desk

usually i stop playing whatever it is i'm playing when it escalates to fist slamming.

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>>380787173
>I would rather start taking it up the ass by homeless homos

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>>380772882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8CbrQdfDaU

>>380772882
What the hell?

Story?

>>380784340
That poor dog, you're a monster.

>>380789040
When Diablo 3 first got released with its Hardcore Mode, the game had so many people on it that everyone would lag all at the same time, this caused some people to die on hardcore mode, hardcore mode being one death and your character is deleted

This caused a LOT of people to rage, people reported breaking keyboards and mice and monitors, and then this guy posted that he had shattered his glass desk after dying due to server lag.

>>380773859
What do you mean?

>>380774860
If you wish you discuss politics, I would suggest you go to /pol/

>>380789040
If you tilt your head you can see on the guy's monitor "YOU HAVE DIED", if you die on Diablo 3's hardcore mode it just deletes your character

And 99.9% of the time when you died it was from the servers being total shit and lagging you.

>>380789320
Never buy a glass desk

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>play Skyrim
>just fucking around so end up somewhere I guess I shouldn't be
>being stubborn as fuck and bad at vidya is a bad mix
>get killed repeatedly
>finally lose my shit and slam fist on couch
>except where I thought was a cushion was actually wood framing
>hurt like a motherfucker, still have scar

>play World on Tonks every day for years
>get mad as fuck almost every time
>break multiple mice and phones because of throwing them at the wall

Weird thing is usually I'm calm and collected as fuck, vidya turn me into such a fucking child.

>>380787759
>raging at Overwatch

You need to be 18 or older to post here little kid

>>380773461
did everyone clapped after that?

>>380772882

Never broken any of my equipment while raging ever. Even though I do sometimes chimp out and punch a hole in my wall (rarely) or pound on my desk really hard, I've never been stupid enough to break my stuff in the process.

>>380789574
Yep, even the worthless Europeons in the audience.

>>380789463
I'm not following. What do you mean?

I threw my favorite N64 controller and snapped the control stick in two.

In my defense, I was playing Mario Party

>>380772882
>play sengoku rance
>no matter what I do oda completely fucks me every play through on turn 80+
>jam finger into dick

>>380772882
I shit talk people but not over mic. Helps me vent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GW-Y445jUc

>>380772882
I've yelled "that's some real fucking bullshit" when I see retarded teammates.
I look down on anyone who's actually broken electronics, though.

>>380786493
Do you know if he saw combat?

I've heard of a lot of beta guys that enter the military due to having zero life prospects and will get fucked around with throughout their entire stationing and come back with a shit ton of social and anger issues from being stepped on so much.

>>380772882
That's some impressive cable management here.

>>380789850
>BE RIGHT BACK
lol

>>380789664
> I've never been stupid enough to break my stuff in the process.
That doesn't really hold much ground when you are still stupid enough to fucking punch holes in walls.

>>380772882
I used to have this desk, it was a piece of shit. Someone actually paid me money to take it off my hands.

Fucking retard

I'd get so mad that I'd get naked and start jerking off

>>380789945
Yeah he definitely saw some combat, he very rarely talks about it, when we're out and about hanging out at bars or with other friends you would have no idea he was in the military, he acts like any other bro

It sucks because I know he's got some inner demons that he's fighting right now, I told him that I'm here for him if he wants to vent, but he refuses to talk about anything involving the military

>>380790126
Would you start stuffing a TV remote up your ass?

I've literally never been more than mildly annoyed because of bugs.

If you actually get mad you're an autist

>>380790049
What problems did you have with it, I just got one of a very similar design and I love it.

Only once, and it was a shitty off-brand wireless PS2 controller. It dropped out on literally the last corner of the last race in a championship in Auto Modellista, a game where you had to repeat the entire championship if you lost a single race. I chucked the controller out my door, and it sailed across the hallway, through the bathroom, and into my parents' room, where it hit the far wall and exploded into a billion pieces.

>>380790219
IHATEMYLIIIFE

I pet my cat whenever I lose at a game.

Halo Reach Legendary solo. That last level should not have taken me 4 straight hours.

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>>380789469
>getting mad over skyrim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

>>380790008

Who fucking cares that much about a hole or 2 in the wall? Takes about 30 minutes to patch it up with some plaster.

I mean obviously I shouldn't be a raging faggot manchild and punch my wall, but actually it does say that I have enough restraint to not break stuff that can't really be repaired, unlike patching up a plaster wall which is piss easy and costs pretty much nothing.

>>380790697
I do this, but instead of a cat its my gf.

When I get really angry and upset I go find my dog and I would hold the dog's paw with gentle care before rubbing the dog's belly then go find my wife and have romantic missionary sex with her for the soul purpose of recreation while holding her hands and passionately kissing each other then falling asleep in our arms wrapped together in bed.

>>380790932
That's the one!
>>380790697
>>380790973
>>380791078
fuck all y'all gay niggas

The only thing that makes me rage is fucking card games and fighting games. Where the AI blatantly pulls things out of their area to beat you

>>380772882
>glass desk
For what purpose

>>380790935
Don't defend your imbecilic outbursts with a trip to Home Depot. Get yourself together, stop damaging shit because you can't control yourself like a baby.

>>380791078
That's honestly fucked up anon

>>380791078
You need help anon, but I don't think there is a professional out there who can give it.

>>380790935
>Who fucking cares that much about a hole or 2 in the wall?
I do?
>but actually it does say that I have enough restraint to not break stuff that can't really be repaired
To me it just kinda says that you have replaced your restraint with tard rage.

Also, how the hell do you now fuck up your hand like that? Are your walls made of Japanese rice paper or something?

>>380773307
Yeah pretty much

If it's really bad sometimes I'll quit the game for a few months and finish it later.

I can't pin point any moments specifically, but I do remember getting mad a lot at constantly losing to my cousin. After an incident in high school I've gotten better at dealing with anger by either swearing occasionally, playing through the anger, or walking away for a while.

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>>380772882
One time I broke my PS3 controller after losing to Shao Kahn a bunch of times at the end of story mode.

>>380791280

So it wouldn't be any worse if I broke my monitor or my mouse & keyboard or my headphones?

I'm not even defending my (relatively rare moments of) autistic rage either, but I am saying at least I don't break expensive shit and that is a notable distinction.

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>>380791553
>After an incident in high school

Story time anon

>>380772882
I used to really sperg out at fitan games, it's why I stopped playing them.

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>>380791078
Dude that's not healthy.

>this is not that fucking hard, why can't I do this?
https://youtu.be/YlvuXEw07O0

>>380792067
Yeah, you're not getting a story out of my aspergers ass.

>>380772882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6LoC9KUVtI

>>380787759
That's the mark of smashing it against your knee or the table instead of punching through it

>>380792367
that is gay and full of AIDS. Why constantly disappoint every one around you anon?

>>380791497
>I do?

So you care just as much (or more) about a hole in a wall--which is easily repaired--as you do about equipment that will almost certainly need to be replaced entirely if it's damaged and set you back at absolute minimum $20.

Okay.

>To me it just kinda says that you have replaced your restraint with tard rage.

Better to tard rage on something that can be repaired easily at low cost with little effort than to just immediately break something expensive that's right next to me.

>>380772882
I don't get mad at videogames easily. Call of Duty is one of the few that can do it, especially when I get several deaths in a row seconds after spawning. Beyond that, Injustice 2 has been getting me mad sometimes, lately. Though only in the guild multiverse where I have to deal with super bullshit modifiers.

>Opponent has superarmor for the full first half of his hp

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>Had huge anger management problems when I was a kid
>Broke controllers, keyboards, Gameboys, you name it
>Fast forward to now as an adult
>Calmest fucking person you'll ever meet
>Worst thing I'll do when playing vidya now is a "are you fucking kidding me?" and leave it at that. Sometimes even joke about losing.

It's like I got out a lifetime's worth of anger as a kid

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Fighting the robot that had the Dragon gun that knocks you down in 1-hit and he would time his shot so that it hits you as you're getting up so you literally can't react. I was so loud my parents had to come in to see what was wrong.

For some reason as a kid, I just punched myself in the face if I ever got really pissed of at shit. I always blamed myself for my mistakes and not shit like a controller.

>>380786951
Where can I go to sell my account?
I have like 200 bucks worth of skins on that piece of shit game

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I threw my hori stick across the room once.

It was totally fine, but I haven't sperged out that hard since.

>>380772882
I started to call my jungler a fucking braindead piece of shit, but I thought better of it just before sending it. I just took a break from the game for a while because I wasn't having fun anymore.

When I get angry at games, I just turn it off and come back later. I do swear like a sailor when I'm determined to get past a difficult part, though.

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>You will never be this pathetic

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>>380772882
Destroyed my TV, PS4, and Two contollers. Had just lost my job and was playing FF 14 to calm myself when I logged in it had said my account was suspended for hacking. I didn't know why and I just flipped a tit and broke everything and put a nice hole in my wall to boot. Turned out later, a guild mate had done it cause I joined a raid with some of the others and he wanted to kick me so he could take my place. He bragged about it apparently (Like a fucking idiot), the Guild Master found out kicked out him and reported him for false flagging.

>>380772882
punched the screen on my laptop and broke it , i wasnt even that angry at the game its just my life was in complete shambles at the moment and when i died in the game it all came out i guess

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>>380772882
I'm schizoid. Rage is about the only thing I feel but only in short burst before I regain my composure. I usually just punch a wall. not just any wall but a good solid wall so I really get that sweet cathartic pain in my hand, also I don't wanna mess up the drywall. And I laugh. laughing is pretty much the place holder for where any real emotions would go. Sad, mad, happy, confused, frustrated. whatever
top 2 things that make me mad:

>1 - metafags
>2 - snipers, the perpetual meta fags

you're ruining my fun with your bullshit. I pay'd good money for this fun and you cant have it.

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>MvC3 launches
>Guy in my dorm gets it
>Spends a lot of time playing it with another guy in the dorm
>Decides he wants to try the arcade mode on the hardest difficulty
>He's doing fine until he gets to a stage with Viewtiful Joe
>Joe keeps using that MACH SPEEEEEED super on him over and over again as soon as he goes to attack
>Guy gets visibly upset after like 4 tries and yells FUCK
>Other guys in the dorm crowd in to watch
>He starts yelling "MACH SPEEEEEED" every time it comes out
>He keeps getting hit by it
>Tells us that if he gets perfected, he's going to break his controller
>PERFECT
>He asks us calmly to step outside
>We leave his room and hear him going apeshit inside with dull thud noises and crunching plastic
>It goes quiet for a second and then he opens his door
>His controller is in pieces on the floor with a dumbbell lying next to it
>Calmly opens up his dresser and pulls out another controller and goes back to playing

>Never saw him get mad the rest of the year

>>380772882
My internet cut out on me several times during the day. I stomped on the router after cutting on me the millionth time. Was fine after with not a tint of damage but I felt retarded after.

LoL made me cuss and swear like no tomorrow and slammed my fist so I stopped playing it

>>380793553
kek what a faggot
>wahh my life sucks mom
>I'm gonna break the stuff you bought for me!!
literally child-tier tantrum mixed with autism

>>380786536

This.

The worst is that my team reports me when I ask Shadow Demon or Crystal Maiden to buy wards and go gank mid during night time...

"I'll buy wards when I complete my aghs and refresher. Buy them yourself. Reported."

And I get communication banned everytime.

Sometimes they straight up report me when I ask for one ward when I'm mid... but still win the game for them. Highest gpm, xpm, 16/0, etc...

And I still get low priority!

I know for sure that this happened, because I haven't played a game for some time, so this was my first game in months... and got lpq right after it.

While my teammates were all 1/9, 0/7, 0/12, etc. and Jakiro had a deadulus recipe in his inventory (yes, what the fuck?).

What I hate is when you solo queue, get matched with 4 different randoms... but the enemy team has a stack. I don't know if they fixed that shit yet.

What kind of fucking idiot has a glass table?

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>>380772882
>Glass desk

Why tho?

>>380790514
It was very sharp. I would regularly scrape my knee on the thing, and it wasn't very stable.

>>380794410
So you can watch yourself fap, obviously.
>He doesn't have a fleshlight.
>Doesn't enjoy looking down and seeing his dick pump in and out of a loli puss.

>>380783845
>>380783845
Epic

>>380794509
I must have got a better designed one then, I know the general style is pretty popular for desks. I'm glad I didn't want the keyboard trey though, the holes for the screws weren't bored out the right size so I couldn't mount the sliders on it.

>>380792878
you might not be as far off the mark as you think. You found some kind of fuckin zen or some shit. You raged yourself sober.

>>380787759
>Punch keyboard so hard it breaks
Wow your really stronk

>>380772882

Just a few minutes ago playing SFV. I didn't buy the game, someone gifted it to me.

I got to practice and jumped online back in Christmas, Decide to play Ryu and Guile, one of which was nerfed to fuck without me knowing. Today I felt like playing Ryu and fought many Eds, Ibukis and Lauras. I fucking hated every second of it and how they just mashed their face on their noral attacks for free "pressure". I fucking hate how if you guess wrong once you lose the round, and I hate that V-reversals fucking suck and your only defense is to block and take it all until you fucking die. Fuck SFV, fuck Capcom and their DLC bullshit and fuck them for killing zoning and neutral game.

I perfected an Ibuki and then I guessed wrong on the next round on a mixup, guessed wrong again on the next one and fucking lost even though I was outplaying him in neutral at all times and that cunt still stole the win because he adjusted by ashing harder on his safe as fuck normals.

I'm actually getting mad just typing this shit out. FUCK.

CoD when I was a cringy teen, I broke a controller.

Hit my steam controller on my desk and I broke the haptic feedback on the left side. Happened pretty recently. Controller still works though.

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>>380772882
>Playing Darksouls III. Have like 75,000 souls on me, and get invaded by two guys
> get stomped
> get so fucking enraged that I take my mouse and send it into my 144hz monitor several times.

Ruined both my monitor and my keyboard.

I've punched holes in my walls, broke the support on my desk, and bashed my old monitor into the wall so many times it finally broke the wall. I've been working to curate my anger, but it's been a long process. For some reason, videogames just send me over the edge.

1. Playing WaW multiplayer on HEXbox and threw my chair at the wall. Made a tennis ball sized hole in the drywall which I covered up.
2. Playing DS3 PvP against an O&U faggot and kicked the wall clean through to my sister's closet. Had to make up a story about how I tripped and hit my head on the wall which dented it. Less embarrassing than getting mad at a video game imo.
3. Laurence. Didn't break anything but probably raised my blood pressure levels 50%.

Aside from that not much.

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So i'm a total motherfucking noob at fighting games, never played any fighting games in my life...
i decided to take it on myself and start playing one, so i figured that street fighter is a good start for me and because i like playing the old games to understand their success and because they're generally good, i started by playing Street fighter 2: Champion edition (on kongregate, anyone?)
so far i just don't get it at all
I feel bad because it feel like my hit are random and not really coordinated. I'm playing Mainly ryu and chun li because i really like their special combo and their appearance in general, and i'm really having some hard difficulty trying to beat that FUCKING GUILE, THE THIRD COMBATTANT
HE ALWAYS DO THOSE AUTOMATIC GRIPS AND THROW ME AWAY, AND HIS FUCKING CROUCHKICK IS LONGER THAN RYU AND CHUN LI FFS
ALSO HIS RANGED ATTACK IS FUCKING ANNOYING

it's a good game tought
good pixel graphic, good character, good feelings to the control. I wonder how do Chun li jump off the sides of the screen work thought?

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>>380795647
>75k Souls
that's literally nothing, are you autistic?

When I was young I chewed the cable on my xbox controller and at one point sort of threw it at the wall but not hard enough to break it. This was because of one of those challenge levels in Soul Calibur 2.

Most that happens is usually is I get very frustrated and exasperated, end up turning whatever game I'm playing off, taking a break then coming back the next day. I think breaking stuff, punching stuff is pathetic.

>>380790932

This video is like the original "fake as fuck, but retards think it's real so it gets millions of views" video. Predates all the fake prank channels and shit.

>>380795647
is it because video games remind you of how you can't even accomplish simple tasks and lose your mind over it like a baby?

Most I've ever done was curse under my breath and squeeze controllers/the edge of my desk.

Someone post the webm of that guy destroying his keyboard because someone posted a salt emote in a game

https://clips twitch tv/ EasyWonderfulSangSoonerLater

this nigger is always raging.

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>>380794410
It's tempered glass.

Not easy to break.

Pic related. I think I even have the same one from OP. Pretty comfy, feels nice.

Having spent the past 4 years of my life autistically raging at videogames, I can tell you there's hope, but you gotta fight for it.
It started with leaving games mid match to quietly whispering to myself. Turned into full blown talking to myself. Then I'd yell, then I'd break things - usually myself. I have scars from my rage fits. This didnt fit well with college, so I started fighting back, realizing I had a fucking problem. Many attempts at quiting videogames entirely have been made. I was sometimes off of games for whole months at a time, but I'd always come back and play the same shitty games. Now I'm an adult, I work a good paying job and I still play videogames. I've learned when to just stop playing for a few days, that's the solution. Don't binge games. I can still catch myself yelling but Lord knows I haven't had a proper hissy fit in months

>>380791078
You're beyond help.

I was playing a Dota game with my friend. It was really fucking late in the game, and I was exhausted. We managed to catch the enemy Weaver with no buyback and holding a Divine Rapier, but my dumbfuck friend decided to Euls him as Lina even though he was already permastunned, and then proceeded to miss his own stun, letting the Weaver get away. I remember screaming my lungs out. We still managed to win, but goddamn was that stressful. We're really good friends though, so he didn't care care.

>>380773093
>i curse a lot and blame my shitty skills on the game devs, unfair game mechanics, whatever.

Pretty much this. I seethe like a mother fucker but I won't damage anything.

I curse.
That's about it.
Never banged or threw anything because I'm not autistic enough to destroy my own shit.

The most I ever did was just clenching my fist while taking my eyes off the screen. Normally, I just stare at the game expressionless.

>>380795797
that's fucking hilarious. 10/10 meltdown.

Probably yelling every once in awhile but I can't remember exact specifics. Not that common. Call of Duty games while I was younger definitely got me to yell, more recently Planetside 2 got me to slam my fist on my desk whenever I had the bad idea of playing infantry. Really sturdy desk, thankfully.

>>380795797
kek

>>380791078
Is the dog your wife?

I have a pull up bar installed into my door frame just in case my nerves explode and I need a way to blow off some steam

I flat out refuse to play console games online or any big competitive PC games because 90% of the people playing and voice chatting are fucking genuine autists who rage like literal children after losing.

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the extent of it was throwing my controller but after breaking a PS4 controller recently I bought a small sponge for my room and I throw that if I ever rage enough to want to throw something, it damages nothing and gives me and lets me get out my anger

>>380792367
please bb <3

>>380791078
Not gonna lie, I've never been so mad I had sex with a dog but if it helps you cope and she seems okay with it then more power to you.

>>380772882
Ganbare Goemon 4 on a SNES emulator. Specifically the robot race boss minigame.

Fucking took IIRC over 2 hours and somewhere between 50 and 100 deaths. Didn't scream or throw anything, but it just definitely frustrating as fuck.

>>380791078
that's actually gross

>>380780118
>1 safe
It's the most infuriating feeling I've ever had with games. The worst part is that it's entirely my fault each time.

I just swear and leave the game.

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The maddest I've ever been at a video game was during the end of NieR: Automata.

It was during the credits segment of the true ending. I didn't understand that I was supposed to ask for help. I thought the game was mocking me, so I did the whole thing by myself. I was fucking infuriated. I don't even remember most of what happened I was blind with rage.

Sometimes I get so angry on my PS4 I don't even do the QTE and just let the movie play itself.

if i get mad enough i'll message the teammates that threw the match and tell them to fuck off and stop playing1

>>380797415
buttsu pls

Came into this thread with super low expectations but the few anons that bite shit and the one autist that broke his own finger made my fucking day, keep it up /v/

>>380798882
What a shame, I was like that too because I had no internet, and when I got the messages cheering me on, and the choir kicked in, I started bawling my eyes out.

>>380776254
>When I would get mad I would bend my middle finger back really hard and scream

u fuckin retard lmao

>>380772882
I haven't raged at a game in like 20 years. I can't even remember doing it. Why would I play something that made me mad?

>>380794274
i feel your pain, anon

at least we're free now, the dota i loved is mostly dead and gone. at some point they'll just remove the creeps to further incentivise teamfightan

>>380786226
I fucking hate playing with people like you. You ruin the fun in multiplayer games. I bet you take it personally when your team leaves you behind too.

>>380774860
nigger spotted

CS:GO has cost me 7 mice in 2 years.

none of you have ever played h1z1

>>380774860
not that guy, but there is 0% correlation between racism and intelligence

lots of the most influential scientists ever were full blown white supremacists

>>380787759
>playing a party shooter for casuals
>complains about casuals
lol

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>playing mario kart DS with older brother
>we race against bots
>He fucks up early and ends up in last place for most the race
>I save a starman till im in 1st place so those fucking blue shells dont ruin everything
>1st place
>brother in 4th bitches about a blue shell hitting him as it zooms by
>get ready
>see a fucking boo come down and steal my star
>Blue shell hits me
>brother runs me over with MY starman and proceeds to win the race while i get pummeled with shells n shit
>hes laughing
>I throw my ds on the couch and proceed to punch him in the face

Im happy they got rid of that fucking boo in 7

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Hi all

I punched a hole through my laptop because of LoL. Fucked up my arm on the plastic, had to go to the hospital and everything. Now I have blood pressure problems because a vein in my arm is permanently damaged.

I used to be a ragey gamer years ago. I never broke or smashed shit but I'd start getting abusive, swearing and yelling. When it started getting to the point that I was risking losing friends over it I just stopped playing competitive games for a while.

I switched to Dwarf Fortress and Eve Online for a bit and they quickly taught me not to give a shit about losing. They also taught me how to analyze my gameplay and learn from my mistakes to git gud.

Now I'm zen as fuck when I play games. If shit starts to annoy me I just log off and play something else. Just a game.

I beat the shit out of my elderly cat. Ended up killing it lol

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>Used to get extremely asshurt and throw controllers
>Now I usually just drop controllers and walk out or I'll sit there and mash buttons

>>380801695
nice, I did the same to my sister

>>380772882
>Be honest, /v/, what's the hardest you've ever raged at a game?
I don't do the shit anymore, a bit too old for it.

Was playing Q3A at a lan, got really pissed and jammed a pencil in my CPU fan. Broke one of the blades and my entire PC was rattling.

>>380801434
like that guy in that skit where he punches a hole through his screen because of a screamer?

Once I get really pissed at that Worms game for the Gamecube and bit my controller.
That's it really. There were some bite marks in the controller but it was fine.

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>>380795647
>only 75,000
>lost 3 million recently and felt nothing

It wasn't even a big deal. I was just gonna buy more lloyd talismans', black fire bombs, explosive bolts anyways. Maybe some zweihanders to drop when I joke invade

Back when I played WoW this Rogue kept focusing on me and my team wouldn't help so I logged onto his server and raged at them. Guess which class I played

>>380786493
>>380790147
>>380789945
>>380785884
And this is why once they get back from the millitary, visit a fucking therapist/psychologist to help them get over these anger issues. Let the damn millitary pay for it.

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I honestly have never let out a scream or thrown something just stare at the screen and let out a deep breath if i get paired with a moron or something annoying happens

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I've had a few angry moments. The one that I remember the most is playing Madden 09 and not being able to return kicks for a TD. I smashed the shit out of my controller, and threw it at the wall. I also smashed my PS2 when playing Star Wars Episode 3, threw my PSP at the ground after something happened, smashed the screen of my black DS lite, and a bunch of other shit.

Most recent was destroying a PS3 controller in 2014 in Dark Souls 2 because it wasn't allowing me to roll away from the Giant boss. Got a new controller and aced the boss immediately.

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>>380772882
Reminds me of the time I came home to my pc smashed, my computer broken, my monitor with screwdriver stabs in it and my desk cut to shit. Turns out it was my girlfriend who was tired of me having a hobby while she just sat on her phone 24/7. She later said I don't pay attention to her while trying to stab me. Me being a man I didn't hit her or anything just took the cuts. Real men don't hit women but holy shit was I close lol.

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>>380787516
I only get mad when there's BLATANT artificial difficulty stuff happening, or when I'm stuck on something for hours and just give up.

>That final boss in tekken 7
>It's perfectly executing wall combos every time
>4 phases
>one phase he has nothing but super armor
>fills his healthbar up twice

I don't know why people enjoy this shit. They didn't even pull shit like that in bayonetta.

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Turned off the Xbox with the game still on.

They are video games after all. If I feel myself getting upset I turn it off and do something else. One of my boys throws his controllers at the way when losing in call of duty and shit never made sense to me because that's 50 bucks gone just because you lost in a video game...made me uncomfortable.

>>380773386
Yeah, pound my fist on the desk once and thats it really.

>>380772882
broke my mouse while playing chivlary
fucking archers

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>>380796157
>Steam controller

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Why are whitebois so passionate about hobbies
Why do they rage at inert things

>>380772882
I once slammed my $8 mouse on the desk and broke the mouse wheel.

>>380785136
"Irrational" isn't the word I'd use for the autistic actions that you cause

>>380792660
But do you know what's the best option anon?
Not being a retarded mentally weak manlet who destroys walls to begin with LMAO

>>380804093
They haven't learned about the power of el "fua"

>>380772882
I've sworn, I've yelled, I've even ranted my hatred for the devs, but I don't break shit or punch holes in walls or anything like that.

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>>380772882
Never broke anything but i was super goddamn close while doing riddler racing in batman arkham knight. Fucking hated that shit.

>>380772882
I've smashed a few PS3 controllers when MW2 first came out. I still get mad sometimes but not to the point where I break stuff.

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Smashed hole in wall while playing TF2 years ago when I was in highschool.

A few months ago I broke a mouse playing Ace of Spades.

A couple weeks ago I got frustrated playing Civ 3 and took it out on the Russian girl I've been talking to. It wasn't anything too mean, but I was grumpy with her for an hour.

Never broke anything, i just press alt f4 if i'm getting pissed off, i'm not a stupid nigger

I usually shvoe my TV remote up my ass. Anyone else do this?

>>380772882
I've broken a few controllers chucking them in rage in my teens.

I get mad at blatent cheating by the AI

>Rubberbanding n Racing
>CPU has to cheat in a game i.e. unlimted resoucrs, etc

>>380772882
Broke about five game cube controllers from playing sm4sh online. Other than that, I usually just yell sometimes. I'm not sure what it is about that game that gets me way saltier than anything else

>>380772882

I just start yelling nigger to be honest. If I'm playing a Japanese game I start yelling something about fucking suicide salarymen japs

>Usally get mad and bounce my cell phone off my bed beause no harm done.
>One time laptop was hidden under my bedsheets because I used it for a bit in the morning
>Bounces off Laptop
>Breaks laptop screen

Fucking hell

I'm usually not one to rage but Warthunder

>Catch a yak on fire 3 separate times
>He's still flying around evading, full control of his aircraft
>One of his teammates finally gets me
>The yak gets killed on his way back to the airfield and I don't even get an assist

I started smashing my mouse off my keyboard and glass desk, luckily nothing broke though.

I've picked up hitting my arm rests to vent since I got a glass desk.
I don't really get mad at games too often, It takes about 6 terrible games in CS to get to me.

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>>380797359
yes

Wii U gamepad left stick is slightly fucked. Only damage I've ever done.
I used to say shit that DSP says constantly during some games.

Once I punched myself in the face so hard I broke my nose. I was too embarrassed to go to the doctor so my nose is now permanently crooked. I just say that I got in a real bad barfight (I only drink soda)

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Well i only play SP games, when im stuck on the game and cant progress or its some godawful boring shit like tomb raider anniversary's big tower-like room level i just say "fuck" it, and turn off the game.

If the game is being shit and i keep dying and going back 3 bazillion years because no checkpoints or the save function doesnt actually do anything (turok 2008) i might curse out loud.

The most extremes cases ive gotten to i have punched my couch and cursed (spending 7 hours on the last boss of a jrpg because you're underleveled and he keeps casting death and curse)

>>380772882
I play my ASMR videos and suck on my thumb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0RxL36B3qY

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>>380783074
I concur, the only game to ever push me beyond that threshold was pic related, especially the third one
I'd spike my NES controller into the ground but I never really hurt it and I have more where that came from

>>380802553
Should have called the cops and got that bitch locked up

>>380801695
Kys

>>380772882
Ninja gaiden, Alma fight. I have never been mad since. It made me into a monk or some shit.

>>380772882
I've smashed keyboards, mice, controllers, and kicked in part of my armoire. I stopped for a long time but then started again.

Last time when I was really mad it's when I was underage, but you know people usually grow up.

>>380772882
Every time I rage I get down and do 25 pushups to appease my brain chemistry. If it's online i just never play online games

>>380801395
>Im happy they got rid of that fucking boo in 7
it's back in 8

>>380784636
One time i was using my tablet and something wasnt buffering so i slammed it into my forehead and the entire screen cracked

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>>380795778
>3 hours and no (you)s to this reddit tier blog post
Do I smell egg on your face, Anon?

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>playing CQB DLC on Battlefield 3
>solid fun, found a crew to play with daily, never usually rage unless a "WHAT THE FUCK" or "MOTHERFUCKER"
>join a match with a buddy, placed in opposite sides
>got so tryhard at the game, started focusing on clan leaderboards, global leader boards, etc
>buddy kicks my ass on every encounter. get more pissed and pissed as the match goes on.
>kills me even when i get the jump on him
>throw my only controller against the wall, explodes into pieces.

Buying the extra controller for $30+ was the most shameful buy for me, knowing i spent money because my autistic rage.