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>walk into class >see this Wat do?

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>walk into class
>see this

Wat do?
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Do a 360 and walk away
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>>380744517

Friend them on Facebook because they're clearly cool people with good taste in vidya
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Snatch the joycons. That shit it's expansive you know.
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>>380744578

A 360 is a complete circle so you'd be facing right where you started you retarded underage faggot. Now STFU and lurk moar kiddo
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>>380744517
kek. nindrones are the worst.
literal manchildren
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>>380744660
How does something like that even come to your mind?
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>>380744517
Ignore them and pay attention to the lecture. Let them fall behind, who cares.
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BING BING WAHOO
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>>380744743
cool bait but you won't fool me.
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Wonder why the fuck im in a classroom desu
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Yo Teach, Anon is playing his Switch in class.
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>>380744517
Join them.
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Wonder why they're not playing skyrim
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>pay stupid amounts of money for scholarship
>waste your valuable time splaying BING BING WAHOOOO
Amerilards
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>>380744847
he's probably black
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>>380744517
I own a switch, and this doesn't have anything to do with games, but why the fuck would you play video games during a college class? What are you retarded?
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>>380745239

>pay for scholarship

Wew
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>>380744517
Okay how the fuck do you manage to go to college and play games in class, not get the lecture and STILL manage to make a good grade

Im in Sociology right now (required by my school for comp sci)

Im trying really fucking hard to make an A but its almost impossible studying 2-3 hours a day
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>>380745239
>so stupid that he has to pay attention in class to pass

lel
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>>380745360
>but why the fuck would you play video games during a college class?
cause drones are notorious showoffs and posers.
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>>380744517
That looks fun, but

>unable to focus on class for a measly 50 minutes

sad.
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>BOING BOING BOING *1up!*
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>>380745438
I think he meant that as "the process or state of being a scholar"
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>>380745489
>attending college only to 'pass'
Found the pajeet.
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>I DESERVE FREE COLLEGE
>FREE FREE ME GIMME GIBS
>waste your time playing video games in class
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>>380745468
>2-3 hours a day

try 6 hours
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>>380745468
Not memeing here; classes are a huge waste of time. Unless your professor is an asshat that gives exclusive information orally during the lecture that isn't on the slides or in the book or online then you really don't need to go to class because everything is Googleable
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>>380745602
>implying there's anything taught in college that you can't find on the internet
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>>380745646
>Literally everywhere in the world except America offers free college.
Stop defending the jews.
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Everyday in multiple classes I always see one or two people atleast playing shitty games or MMOs on they're laptops.

I'll never understand. I space out, browse the internet or read things during lectures. But that's intermittent and in short little chunks, why come to class if you're going to be 100% zoned into a game and absorb nothing?
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>>380745674
Yes there is
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>>380744853
>has to pay attention in class
How does it feel being a mouth breather?
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>>380744743

newfag detected
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>>380744743
fucking newfags
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>>380745836
What
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>>380745674
When you get to a certain level, usually by your third or fourth year, you can no longer simply google your problems.
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>>380745875
>>380745848
baited
nice job being retarded
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>>380745876
Social justice.
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>>380745847
>heh im a lazy genius type of guy. i dont need to study for anything and can learn how everything instantly works because le google exist.
>-tips fedora-
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>>380745646
>either get a scholarship or put yourself in debt just to learn
>ahah your so entitled
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>>380745804
attendance is mandatory
and/or
to pick up assignment related material
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>>380744743
1/10 bait
Somehow still managed to get replies though
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>>380745538
>measely 50 minutes
Try 2-4 hours
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>>380744847
kleptomania
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>>380745468
Some of us are actually intelligent.
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>>380745674
>I'm just as smart as a doctor because was taught by the internet!
Hoooooly shit. This has to be bait, this is like the strawman people use to satirize stupid people tier stupid. No one can unironically be this stupid.
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>>380746224
Why the fuck are you doing on 4chan then?
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>>380744517
Take notes on the lecture
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>>380745996
>-tips fedora-
If only I had one.
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>>380745649
You might be right
especially since it is only a 5 week class and we have a quiz everyday
>>380745653
hes an asshat who gives info in lectures and asks specific question on test over lecture

>>380746224
feels bad man

Ive made A's and B's in every class except this one and its bringing my GPA down
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College is a fucking scam. I got my bachelor's and master's degrees in history and 3 years later I haven't found a job in my field. Every fucking place wants at least 3 years of experience. How the fuck do you get experience if no place hires entry level applicants?

Now I'm $80,000 in debt, live with my parents, and drive a fucking 1986 Volvo with no air conditioning. I'm stuck working at the gift shop of the local train museum for $9 an hour. I fucking hate trains.
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>>380744517
Destroy all of them and then shout "FOR THE DIAMOND DOGS" in their face.
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>>380744517
>BING BONG WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>380745218
I-it's not released yet Todd! I've got it preordered, don't worry! Physical AND digital! I even avoided Amazon so I can pay full price twice!
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>>380746308
What information is available at colleges but not on the internet?
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>>380746224
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>>380744517
>have powerful laptop in front of you that can access the world wide web
>choose to play with nintendo baby toys instead
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>>380745989
Alright, you got me
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>>380745956
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>>380745653
>mfw professor from last semester told us to study the whole book for the final, not giving us a single hint of what chapters we should focus on
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Kill this fucking scum

>Meet up with nintendobros
>Play singleplayer games
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>>380744847
WE
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Why did they go to all the trouble of bringing in their consoles when they have a perfectly good PC in front of them?
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>>380745239
>paying to go to university

kek, my fucking semester inscription costs like $50 or something.
Good grief, American universities must be the biggest scam on Earth.
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>>380746707
That's nintendo fans for you
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>>380746474
then just record the lecture
its what i did, just ask him that you want to record it for studying purposes and later, write down all the important stuff while listening to it later.
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>tfw flunked out

probably the dumbest guy on /v/
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>>380745646
>Get the same fucking lecture for the third time in a year because the subhuman exchange students need it to catch up
>Attendance is mandatory! :^)
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>>380746509

I work in europe and kind of have to do with accounting and anyway my company hires these subcontractors in the US that pay history consultants $120 an hour for doing cultural impact surveys, my company is in engineering I know because I see the invoices sometimes

I dare say you suck at history or something
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>>380746741
Stop being a brainlet maybe?
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>>380746712
Those characters were created the other way around though.
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>>380746509
> I got my bachelor's and master's degrees in history
>in history

There is your problem
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>I took a $120,000 loan to pay for tuition so that I can play my Switch in public
Yep, USA is doomed.
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>>380746509
this

its a fucking scam they want people with exp of 3 years out the gate of you leaving.

i'd say that time you spent in school IS your exp, but its not IRL exp which is what they want.
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>>380746940
Zelda and Mario are all I need. I don't need to listen to fucking lectures, I'm smart as fuck, I passed highschool without even studying ever!
I'm pretty lazy tho, but based on HARD data about my high IQ I know I will be successful in the future.
Feels fucking good being blessed with high intellect unironically
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>>380746643
>people can tell you're smart almost immediately
>this is somehow a bad thing
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>>380746737
>meme started because someone called poster an idiot because circle
>call said poster whose following the meme a newfag
>get called out
>huurduur youre still retarded
You need to be 18 years or older to post here
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>>380747153
>being this assblasted
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>>380747117
When did I imply that?
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>tfw google degree
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>>380744743
the baiting game as gone too far
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>>380747259
I assumed.
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>>380746779
Actually british universities are
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>>380746779
>pay thousands to go to school
>have to pay hundreds more for new textbooks, because they're sold by the professor and they come with a single-use code you activate online so you can turn in your assignments
American universities are the biggest scam on earth.
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>>380746940
>Americans
What even makes you think it's USA?

Both laptops have ISO Enters
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>>380744517
>libtards going into debt just to play bing bing wahoo in class
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>>380746848
>>380745646

That attendance is mandatory shit is so gay back in the day people would not show up for an entire semester and still pass the class
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>>380745791
Name 5 (five) countries that do this.
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>women studies
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>Mexican University
>paying like $800 pesos per semester
>graduate, get my degree in English language
>easily obtain Cambridge Proficiency certificate as well
>teaching English and earning good money, could even move to another country if I so desire

>mfw some dumb Amerilard wasted thousands of dollars for the same shit
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>>380747117
that's probably because people assume he's dumb in the first place
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>>380745468
Well for starters it's bumfuck sociology so don't even bother. Just memorize shit
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>show up for lecture on the first day
>professor has a thick chinese accent and can barely into grammar
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>>380747657
>not appreciating others cultural background
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>>380747657
>Had an econ professor who was like this except he was German
>Kept falling a sleep in class because he spoke so softly

Why do foreigners use the excuse of being foreign to act retarded?
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>>380747742
when your teacher just space out and tell funny stories from his previous jobs
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>>380747657
>show up for lecture
>professor has a bad stutter
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>nobody said "switch classes"

You guys are dropping the ball here.
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>adults
>paying to be at a learning institution
>spend your time on a fucking nintendo

Why even turn up? Turning up to thumb it to the man and play your nintendo is the most churlish faggoty thing I could think of someone doing.
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>>380744517
tell teacher

and then personally call their parents to let them know this is how their kid is spending their college fund
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>>380748189
They're paying for their diploma.
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>>380748162
Discussion is here is not based on quips or punchlines
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Lots of fedora tipping ITT.
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You can tell only Americans get triggered this hard over people "wasting time" at university because they pay imbecile high amounts of money.

Lmao I play games all the time in class and still get good grades
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>>380748305
Might as well stay home and play your nintendo though
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>>380744517
>mfw i'm playing MK8D in my college library right now
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Laugh at the retards spending hundreds of dollars to go to daycare just so they can learn nothing to prepare them for a fulfilling life behind a mcdonalds cash register.
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>>380748547
You need a diploma to get a job
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>tfw went to expensive university
>didn't get anything worthwhile out of it
>gonna be in debt for the next 20 years

College was a mistake
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>>380748604
That's fine if you're in the library. But why would you do that in the middle of a lecture?
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Bully the white kid until he gets rid of the problem
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>>380744517
Yo teach, fatass Nerds are playing their gameboys again.
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>>380748713
The diploma may get you hired, but when they find out you don't know a single fucking thing about the job you're not going to last long.
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>>380746779
I go to an American university and pay nothing. If you weren't a retard you got a free ride. Just go to a local university and don't set your sights on some expensive out of state uni.
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Reminder that yes, you'll be in debt if you go to college, but your credit score will be fantastic if you pay on it.
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>>380746308
>doctors
>smart
gtfo cuckold bitch
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>>380744847
we wuz educated n shit
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>>380748713
So you have to attend a certain amount of classes? If you only turn up at the beginning and then at the exams will they just not give you that shit?
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>>380746224
This is going to end up on r/iamverysmart, sorry to say this. Idiots like you who pass thanks to generous American grading curves have no right to claim that you're intelligent.

The crossposter in this thread right now, put me in the screencap.
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>>380746509
>History degree

Top Kek not getting a future proof STEM degree
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>>380747153
How far does the bait go?
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>disrespecting your professor by playing videogames on his class
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I'll play Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup before class, buts that's it.
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>>380748624
college now?
yeah

college when my parents were 20?
respected and you did it or went to Nam
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>>380747657
>Show up for lecture
>Professor is clearly knowledgeable about the subject but has no idea how to give a lecture
>Just stay at home and use the book instead
>Pass easily while people who went to the lectures struggle
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>>380744743
clearly bait, but I never understood this bait. He says "AND walk away" which means whatever direction he is facing it doesn't matter because hes going to walk away from what OP shows.
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>>380748321
It is if you just greentext it.
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>>380749384
>parents where 20 in the 50-70s?
How old are you
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>>380746602
actually a lot in higher level classes
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>>380745468
What? I only study the night before an exam and I always get an A.
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>>380749620
old enough
faggot

this gen needs more WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE people yelling at them when they tell them they got a degree in being a fucking tranny.

my parents didn't have any of that shit, that shit would be hard shamed and the person would probably be put in a metal institution. why can't we do that now? the mental hospitals would be jammed with "oh, another tranny/SJW case? tossem in the room..."

i miss the 50s...
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>tfw too smart to believe in IQ shit
God damn I wish I was stupid enough to feel good about myself just because I scored high on an IQ test
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>>380749959
If you lived through the 50s you really need to get the fuck out.
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Literally no one in any classes uses laptops to take notes, where does this actually happen? Only seen it in movies and pictures, anyone actually go to a school where people use them for notes?
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>>380750521
sometimes. i go to school in Texas. maybe i should try it cause my handwriting is shit and only becomes worse as i get tired
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>>380750521
At University
You really shouldn't be on 4chan if you're still in high school
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>>380744743
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>mandatory attendance

Fuck that. You've already got the money, why ask people to show up? You're just filling rooms with people who don't want to be there.

I went to maybe 10% of my lectures at uni and came out fine.
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>>380745468
>Im in Sociology right now (required by my school for comp sci)
>(required by my school for comp sci)

It isn't your fault, but I hate everything about what you just said right now.
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>>380751757
I know

Its bullshit

I need to take these classes to be able to transfer to Uni to get bachelors
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>>380750370
been here longer than you
faggot
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Laugh. They're paying for a class just so they can play their fucking vidya in it? Wait until you go home nin toddler.
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Ask them why they are all playing single player games in public instead of playing a multiplayer game between them
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>>380744517
They'll probably be the first to drop
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>>380746779
No, American Internet is the biggest scam on Earth. American college really isn't bad at all, it's just that everyone falls for the Ivy League meme and proceeds to spend six figures on a degree that'll only earn $30k starting.
They don't realize that 99% of jobs don't care where you graduate from, and it's really more about who you know instead of what you know (but that applies to literally everywhere on the planet)
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>>380744517
What class op CS?
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>>380744743
such a lust for meta
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>>380752003
Who cares? Do you really take pride on your time browsing 4chan?
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>>380746509
Why don't you start off as an elementary school teacher? And also if you're working at the gift shop in a museum, why don't you tell them you have your Masters?
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>>380746643
>Wow you're actually a lot smarter than you seem
Not much of a compliment.
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>>380744517

The people I know who carry a Switch with them outside of their house are either extremely dysfunctional spergs or respectable independent people with decent jobs and in loving relationships. There's no in-between, in my experience.

Either you're confident enough to not care about how you look to strangers, or you're too insecure and ignorant to even consider it.
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>Teacher! These three have brought their game consoles in!

We're here to learn, kiddos
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>>380746509
Why don't you teach?
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>>380744743
>He doesn't moonwalk away from awkward situations
Fucking normies I swear
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>he doesn't do assignments or study for other classes during lectures
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>>380746771
WUZ
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>>380744517
College and grad school are adult education. You're not responsible for others if they aren't ready nor should you intervene if that's how they flow.
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>>380746509
>$9 an hour
>tfw that's what I used to get for a day and a half of work here in Mx

I want that pet shop to hire me. I find it funny that what one can consider to be a garbage salary, for other people would be fucking gold
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>>380745646
>Banks deserve to profit off of my existence
>Don't go to college to study what you want or learn anything to compete in a horrible job market

Why do you defend the people who want to make sure everyone gets paid as little as possible and living expenses are as high as possible?
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>>380744517
Laugh at them making your burgers next year
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>>380744517
wonder why you would do this when you pay to be there
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>>380746509
>gift shop of the local train museum

Cool. I guess that's the type of work a history buff would do. Maybe find a dinosaur museum to work at. It'd be even cooler.
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>>380756961

This. Honestly, I'd try to learn the name of every train or dinosaur in the store in case a parent walks in who wants to buy something educational for their kid. I could point out which ones are from the same era or geography and possibly sell more than if I just shrugged my shoulders at every question.

It obviously wouldn't be an ideal use of a history degree but it's a good way to get noticed by management and possibly be given a better position at the museum. Otherwise, it's a good way to make practical use of my time there while I research other, better jobs.
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>>380745936
>three or four years in college
weow lad
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>>380746602

While I agree entirely with the point you're trying to make, there is a huge difference between access to information and actually learning, retaining, and applying that information. Having access to a dictionary does not make me a writer. Having access to webMD doesn't make me a doctor. Having access to Wolfram doesn't make me an engineer. It's the constant and structured learning and applying of that information that makes you such.

The biggest meme of them all is that idea that you can just "learn to program". A lot of people see this as "you can just google how to do things in programming and be a programmer." In reality, it takes years of applied knowledge to get to any relevant level of programming skill that would be valuable to anybody on the job market.
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>>380747657
>Show up for English lecture on the first day
>professor is a black lesbian environmentalist

I remember doing barely anything in class, one day all we did was just watch Emma Watson's UN speech for no reason.
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>>380744517
laugh at those autistic permavirgins because they are going to fail the class
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>>380745936

That depends heavily on what you're studying. I have plenty of friends who went on to make six figures for software companies in New York City (went to school together in New England) and most of them work with people who were completely self-taught. They admit that the self-taught people have gaps in their knowledge that could have been filled in by formal education, but they still make the same amount of money as everyone else and they're almost as reliable and knowledgeable.
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>>380744517
Ask them what the best place is to go shield surfing, as you seem to be doing the same thing.
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>class
Underage please leave.
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I just wanna say the best thing about having uni friends is getting free Windows (best version).
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>>380744517
Take that Switch for myself.
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>>380744847
Nigger genes
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>>380758294

>doesn't know what uni is

You leave
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>>380758727
I left university years ago.

Go study, don't shitpost on 4chan you underage retard.
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>>380746707

Said the guy on 4chan.
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>>380746776

Because that shit Laptop can't emulate BotW.
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>>380753085
>being a public school teacher
If you factor in the amount of hours and money you have to put in. You make less than minimum wage.
Plus if you're a new teacher the only positions available to you are hellholes with high teacher turnover rates.
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>>380744517
>throw thousands of taxpayer dollars at a school
>paying for a console to play during the money you're wasting
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>>380759819
Sounds better than working at a gift shop as some retail monkey where considering his degree, he should be running the place, or at least a department of it.
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GUYS

GUYS LISTEN

I'LL PUT A COMPUTER

IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER!

AND I'LL PLAY GAMES!
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>>380753582
>He doesn't moonwalk away from awkward situations
>Fucking normies I swear
Well you don't just come right out and TELL them, Anon.
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>>380744517
>playing singleplayer games when they could set up local wireless multiplayer of MK8 or Puyo Puyo
obviously report them to the teacher and then focus on a lecture
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>>380745646
I used to browse /v/ while in class because the lectures were so fucking boring. I got everything I needed from the reading material and got straight A's.
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>>380760068
>where considering his degree, he should be running the place, or at least a department of it
Yeah man that's how it works. You take a year long graphic design class and all of a sudden you've accumulated endless seniority to use as you please.
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>>380744517
>paying to go to college just to play vidya when you can just stay home and play vidya
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Theres a dude in the factory I work at with a phd in Information systems driving forklifts, while I have a mere bachelors and do computer operator work. Life is cruel and I feel bad for him, but im not letting him take my job.
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>>380759819
>gets the whole summer off
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>>380747419
France
Germany
Netherlands
Italy
Brazil
Argentina
Chile
Mexico
That's just counting people I know who studied abroad or came to study here.
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>>380760214
Ok, have fun
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>>380747332
Elaborate. I'm genuinely curious.
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>>380751860
>>380751757
>>380751860
eh, each STEM degree requires at least 2 or 3 "soft skill" courses, the real question is whether you can choose something useful out of whatever bullshit your university has to offer.

For example I (also CompSci) did "Basics of the negotiations", "Protection of intellectual property" and "Fundamentals of Economics, Finance and Busies Law". And I find all 3 of them to be useful in real life.
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>>380744743
It sure is summer in here!
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>>380748149
Oh Jesus what the fuck. I have a stammer and I'd never think of becoming a lecturer. That's like a pacifist becoming a fucking hitman!
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>>380744578
>>380744743

>samefag
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>>380744517
bully him for buying the neon joycons instead of the grey masterrace
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>No school shooting replies
Am I the only edgy guy here? C'mon /v/.
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>>380746436
a trilby is more your speed, i take it?
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>>380744517
Commence the jiggling
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>>380761907
He's not a lecturer, he's a professor. His main job is leading a research team, teaching is just a minor side thing they do. At least that's how it works in a proper university.
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>>380746809
you tried going to college at all, that's more than most of /v/'s done
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>>380762201
Oh. He is probably required to do it. Or, God love em, he just said fuck it and stood up. I'd never do that shit in a million years
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>>380762361
That's because most of /v/ is 15!
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>>380747657
You know what's worse than thick chinese accent?
thick indian accent
I had 2 professors like that.

I also had a scottish professor, but most of the time he kept his accent and his dialect to a minimum so it was possible to understand him. There were few occasions in which he went full-scottish, but usually noticed really fast that we no longer knew what was going on...
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>>380744517

"Bet your parents are proud."
>I think to myself as I sit a row away and imagine the conversation took place.
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>>380744517
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>>380760809
I knew a socially awkward girl in uni that was going to graduate cum laude. The only part she had left before finishing her degree was an internship. One slight problem, she could not find one for the life of her. She apparantly sucked so much at writing a motivation letter, that her perfect GPA didn't matter. She had to do some shitty "last resort" internship, specially reserved for emergency cases like her.
Really shows that social skills >>>>>> intelligence and credentials.
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>>380761582
>eh, each STEM degree requires at least 2 or 3 "soft skill" courses

That seems like a recent addition.
Like nigga, I worked retail and been in group therapy. I don't need more of that shit.
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>>380763190
Or connections
>tfw my dads a boss of a independent company and my socially awkward ass can easily get a job with a big wage from the get go
They're right! Being a privileged cismale is easy mode.
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this is why the world is turing into pussified weak faggots

>lol bro i just play my "x" in class, lol i passed barely
>dude just sit in the back and play games bro lol

fucking jews
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>>380744517
>see this
One taking a picture has a switch and those controlles in front of him. You're a bit faggy aren't you?
>>
Sit next to a girl behind them and laugh with her.
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>>380763880
>Dad owns a car dealership
>Built it from the ground up
>He gets a lot of business because he knows a lot of people
>Tfw I can get any car I want and not pay a thing for it

He's a good man. He got me a Marvel watch once.
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>>380763759
Not sure how recent it is, I got my MSc 3 years ago and back then I already had to complete 3 "soft skill" courses. All 3 were to be chosen from a large database of non-technical courses - among bullshit like "Psychology of love" and "Religions of World" I managed to find those 3 that seemed useful.
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>>380764545
Holy shit. Those courses sound like extreme bullshit.
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>>380748162
this isn't reddit you faggot
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>>380746308
who the fuck said he wanted to have a doctor's education?
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>>380746737
>>380745848
>>380745875

>
Holy shit this is sad
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>>380762529
gud joke anon
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>>380763928
Most of the classes you take in college are unrelated to your major
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>>380744517
>We're playing videogames during a lecture, distracting other people who actually want to learn something! Aren't we the coolest guys?

Fucking hate these 'carefree' dweebs.
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>>380757854
>Wolfram
Ayy thanks for that. makes finding formulas easier
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>>380746224
>he says while posting on 4chan, on /v/
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>>380746224
If you were actually intelligent you wouldn't be wasting your time by going to the lecture in the first place.

>b-but i'm playing the videogames there

you wasted at least an hour to travel
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>>380762901
You know what happens to snitches Tyrone
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