CALLIE or MARIE

Who do you think is the bigger cumslut?

>>380741826
Marie won.
Just give up.
Callie a shit,

>>380741826
>>380741909
>>380741918
None, they're not real, get a shave and go outside.

The one with the best brapper

>>380741826
ass>tits

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Callie forever

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inb4 Oshiri on my face & my dong between dem oppai

>>380741946
>shave
This sissy-enabling needs to stop

Sorry, I only like large-breasted squid girls.

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Canon best girl

>>380741826
ASS ALL DAH ASS ON ME RIGHT NOW

>>380741826
>Callie will never give you a sweaty armpit job while Marie farts on your mouth
*sigh*

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Green squid sister best squid sister

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>>380744915
It's true.

>>380742089
>>380742286
Good choice.
We might have lost the slpatfest but not the war

>>380742149
oshiri on my face, oppai om my dick!

>>380741826
Marie

I have never preordered hardware before

How do I get a Splatoon bundle? I can't find a price for it online. Do I have to go into FUCKING GAMESTOP?

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Why not both?

>>380745172
She lost the war to the Octarians. She probably services the octotroops for morale.

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>>380745612
Because the last splatfest forced us to choose, and the choice is obvious.

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>Noticeably smaller chest than Callie
>Very short tentacles
>Normally only boys have short tentacles
Is Marie secretly a boy crossdressing to be and idol, im@s style?

>>380742175
Shave doesn't necessarily mean bare. It means clean up that ballsack you call a face.

>Callie has the bigger chest

ok famalam

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B
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S
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>>380741826
Do you think they've kissed before?

>>380741826
Aorifag represent!

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Gyaru squid

>>380746123
god i wish

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>>380747275
I know they have.

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>>380747275
I guarantee they have

>>380741826
callie

marie was co-opted by normalfags that never loved her in the first place

>>380746242
So I can look like a low-Test like you? No thanks.

>>380743150
I want to marry Marie

Roughly Mating Press Marie!

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>>380748016
What the hell does that even mean? It doesn't really matter, I suppose, because it's probably wrong.

>>380748190
Too late, I called dibs.

>>380747472
>>380747494
Do you think they've experimented with each other?

>>380747417
I know, right? Just imagine.

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>>380741826
I would imagine Marie would be oppai

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>>380741826
>callie
>or marie
>callie marie
holy shit i just got it

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>>380741826
Nigga is this even a question?

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>Callie and Marie's idol outfits were never added as unlockable outfits
>They don't wear them in Splat2n so they probably won't be wearable there either
Goddammit.

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CALLIE IS A TRAITOR! TRAITOR!!

>>380741826
only one real answer
both

>>380748479
Wait until you get Booyah Base!

>>380748760
>Callie gets to wear rad as fuck shades
>Marie has to look like some old hag with that kimono and umbrella
It's obvious who's the best

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>>380748334
They're a product of the japs, so it's very likely.

>>380741946
Why?

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>>380749392
>old hag
>when it's usually the nubile young beautiful women who dress up like that

Obvious, indeed

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>>380749187
Don't remind me. We still haven't gotten Season 2 of Panty and Stocking

>>380741826
ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW ASS NOW

BITE FUCK U FUCKIN CUNTS

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>>380748334
Yes, anon. One New Year's Eve when they were younger they got tipsy on sake, kissed each other, felt each other up and ended up scissoring with a double ended dildo they bought as a joke

Later, although they never scissored again, they would take it in turns, on different nights, to use that dildo to masturbate and give each other knowing, longing glances in the morning

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>>380741826
Callie is my queen and Marie is a slave

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>>380741826

>>380750218
Someone with patrician taste I see

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>he lewds the squids
Degenerate scum, get off my turf war.

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The one with the Black tentacle heair.
I mean, even the story of the second game is about how she got kidnapped to be raped and her syster that nobody bother with have to go and save her.

>>380752139
it's their fault for having armpits

>>380751556
im not sure if that censor will help you to keep the picture on.

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>>380752139
They sort of do it themselves.

Marie because she's green and smart and in need a smart girl to keep me from being a even more of a fuck up

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>>380752494
Fair point, but it's degenerate!

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>people keep sperging over the sisters
>when the perfect squids already exist
Can't beat the normal squid girl, gamers

Are their nipples suction cups too?

>>380741909

wow so this is official Nintendo artwork huh

>>380742286
God fatty Asian qts are a fucking miracle

>>380748729
They're still on the amiibo figures

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>>380754576
I still need to buy those.

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>>380741826
The only correct choice of course.

I am forever and always an ass man.
But Callie is clearly the superior squid

>>380754807
I like tits more and I think Marie is the superior squid.

>>380754902
seconded

>>380746526
>same exact character model

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>>380754576
>inb4 Nintendo just reuses their function
>their outfits never become unlockable
How would the outfits even work for male squids? Just give them a t-shirt instead of the proper outfit? Give them the dresses so they can be traps?

>>380755258
That could work for Marie's outfit like they did for Squid Girl. Callie's outfit has pants so it should be fine as is.

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>>380750229
Leave.

>>380755258
>Give them the dresses so they can be traps?
I fucking hope so. My biggest complaint is that squids can't crossdress in Splatoon.

Yes that sounds gay, I like traps.

>>380755862
I was only asking

>>380755862
isn't this guy cool with polygamy

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Marie is something really special. Callie isn't bad, but Marie has a quality to her that makes me feel something Callie just doesn't do for me.

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>>380741826
Marie obviously

>>380749292
i dont get it

>>380750109
Why is squid incest so good?

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>>380749956
The plot thickens...

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>>380741946
>they're not real

WOOOAAHHH you're right, you've opened my eyes!

>>380749392
Yeah, the one in the traditional outfit. Dressing like a slut consigns you to the slut-pile

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>>380741826
Marie.
Always Marie.

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>>380757745
>Wearing shades like a cool 80s movie protagonist = slut

I fap to both.

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>>380757330
Holy fuck my sides, Marie version when?

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I love Marie!

>>380741826
callie

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Never forget, Callie joined the octoscum as a bid to usurp the Inkling government and change the marriage laws so cousins can marry.

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>>380741946
Lmao. Kill yourself, fag.

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>>380741826
My wife.

>>380760176
Science vs art was such a bullshit splatfest theme. When will people learn that science is an art?

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>>380760176
>tfw only Japan got white ink splatfest
It's a shame because it was such a nice color, it looked like white chocolate.

>>380761471
>jizzfest

>prefer calle
>prefer tits

Amazing

>>380762420
Yes, that is the joke behind white ink.

Congratulations.

>>380741826
Callie

>>380754470
Her name is Chouzuki Maryou.

You're welcome.

>>380760176
Do we have a list of all the Splatfests?

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>>380762420
Haha, I'm rolling on the floor at how funny that joke was lol. Jizzfest! As in Semenfest! It's white so it's cum haha!

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>>380763316
BUKAKE

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>>380763316
Hilarious

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both at the same time

>>380741946
I already shave.

>>380763603
That's what you'd do if you had a million super snail? Two squids at the same time?

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GSC really need to get their shit together . We need Callie & Marie Nendos . Maybe Ashley aswell .

>>380764609
Nendos a shit

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>>380765483
I agree

Callie on top of Marie, taking Marie against her will and suffocating Marie with suffocating kisses while Marie tries her best to tell Callie "No!" and "Stop!" and "Help!" and then Callie turns Marie over and reaches around her while covering Marie's mouth as she fingerbangs Marie hard, using her own hair tentacles to restrain Marie's arms

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REMINDER

>>380766023
>posts funkotrash

I know nothing of Splatoon except for these two. Is it actually fun?

>>380768984
Yes

>>380767107
They meant Callie has delicious armpits

>>380768984
According to Japan (Famitsu, specifically), it's the best FPS/TPS of all time next to Overwatch, and even that's debatable.

>>380767107
Wasn't this splatfest about EATING squid or octopus? Because that would actually make Callie a traitor AND a cannibal.

>>380768701
I think he was trying to make an argument while using Funko as evidence.

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>>380769130
Octopi are occasionally cannibals. Don't you find it weird that Marie wears a tentacle for a hat and has short hair tentacles?

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>>380768984
Fun as shit, but extremely enraging.

>>380754707
Someone should change the pink blurb with someone's head and rename the pic as "MARIED"

>>380748334

i had a coworker who told me she experimented with her cousin when they were young as if it was no big deal.

apparently a lot of young girls do it and didn't see it as being gay/bi.

>>380768984
It's a godlike game.

Ranked mode will make you want to find whoever was on your team and wake them from their obvious slumber for not helping you win the match though.

t.S+ player who will strangle any nip playing Splatoon, or Roller user.

>>380762825
>>380763316
I actually thought of it as milk...

>>380741826

The one with pink nipples.

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>>380741826
Hotaru

>>380741909

They both are.

Callie likes to swallow while Marie prefers facials.

>>380741826
>cali bustier than mari
non cannon

>>380741826
MALLIE OR CARIE?

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I'll take them both.