>co-workers start talking about videogames

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>>380740532
>skyrim mentioned

>have to regulate your speech to not seem extremely knowledgeable so as to not be taken for a sperg, but also participate so they think you're alright

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>>380741268
the balance is real!

>coworkers start talking about firearms
>all "facts" are learned from video games
>"They take shotguns into pirate boat sieges because they spread out more"

>>380740532
They're good people, but man they have the shittiest taste ever.

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>>380740532
>Posting the same thread every week
>Being a wageslave

>>380741268
this desu

>>380741268
>they start talking about your favourite game and you get excited
>accidentally slip and momentarily reveal your true power level
>feign ignorance of the next game discussed

>>380741939
I've recently been fired from my job, I'll be a NEET for some time now. How to not feel dead inside? I want to be NEET the right way.

>See someone playing their 3DS
>"Hey what are you playing?"
>"Fire Emblem Conquest"
>Have to hold back on asking on his choice of waifu

>>380740532
>coworker stopped playing video games in the 90s but still fondly remembers commando series and talks about downloading that samurai commando clone when he gets home


that was nice

>co-worker laughs at you for playing games
>they go home and watch tv for 6 hours straight

every time

>>380742272
shadows tactics

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>>380741669
>offhandedly mention that I go shooting
>"woah anon, don't shoot me haha!"

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>>380740532
>co-workers start talking

>>380740532
>classmate asks whether you're a gamer
NOT IN PUBLIC YOU AUTIST

>coworker brings his Switch to work for lunch breaks
>watch him play BotW
>he's exploring the volcano
>spends the whole week hoarding food to survive the fire and completes the shrines without even realizing there's fire elixirs or fireproof armor

>co-worker start talking about ark
at least it wasn't the group talking about fucking fifa

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>>380740532
>working

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>>380742195
The only release we will all get is the sweet embrace of death.

This is guaranteed. Do what the fuck you like till then kid.

>>380742569
I thought calling yourself a gamer was the hot normie thing among 18 years olds.

>>380742195
Have a life.

>everyone in my work is a pc gamer
>some play casual shit like overwatch, others only play single player rpgs, I play everything so I get along with everyone just fine
>one guy has a switch and will not shut the fuck up about it
>wouldn't shut up about botw until I told him I pirated it but I'm not into puzzle games
>since e3 he's been praising nintendo non-stop
>told me I'm making a mistake not buying a switch because I won't be able to play mario and prime
>told him I'd just emulate it when the time is right
>he laughed and said "that won't happen for a decade"
>I said "5 years, probably just in time for metroid prime 4"
>the look of salt on his fucking face

tfw too smart to hide my powerlevel

so long as you dont dominate the conversation about your favorite Skyrim futa mods you'll be ok

>>380742741
>Got that quest near the end
>Because of how easy everything was I was actually annoying finding strong enough enemies to kill me quickly
It was a dumb fun quest but I kind of wish I did it as soon as I could.

>>380742195
I don't think you know what NEET means, newfag.

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>>380740532

>Even when you try to dumb yourself down you still sound like a complete fucking sperg

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>>380741268
>trying to hide that you know every name of everyone and everything when they start to talk about a game you played or a movie you've seen

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>>380742195
If you can't be content with your life without being a wagecuck and constantly feel an emptiness in your life. Then you cannot be a NEET my friend, the NEET life has to choose you. I'm sorry anon, but normie blood runs through your veins.

>>380742814
Sound like your work is literally /v/ minus Sonyfags.

>>380741268
Fuck.

>>380742412

>Co worker laughs at mention of video games
>Spergs out about any kind of sport, spends thousands of dollars on merchandise, follows all his favorite players twitters, instagrams, and snap chats, has decals on his car, and gets upset when his team loses a game

Sports fags are literally worse then anything else in a workplace.

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>you can't call every game they like shit

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>the game they're talking about has an exploit/cool secret
>don't want to mention it for fear of sounding like That Kid spouting bullshit
>stay quiet instead
>someone else mentions the thing
>everyone thinks it's really cool, thanks the person that mentioned it
>that could have been me

>>380742195
Occupy yourself. The more time you spend mindlessly browsing 4chan the worse you'll feel.

>>380743225
All my irl friends are sonyfags, my life is /v/.

>Normies hanging around my cubicle area.
>Mentioning meme shit I don't care about like Fallout4, MGS2, FF7, and WoW.
>Of all people, one of the female (yes, born female) pokes her head into my cubicle and speaks
>"Hey Anon, do you play videogames?"
>I keep typing away, "I used to in college, but not much anymore."
>She continues, "Oh, did you ever play WoW back then? We're all thinking about rolling new characters..."
>I stop typing and turn around to look at her, "Nah, those things require crazy amounts of time. I rather read, go jogging, or work on something creative."
>Her eyes gloss over and she nods before walking out.

That face when I went home and played Dwarf Fortress.

>>380742540
Everytime.

>>380743080
Autism. You're a burden on everyone around you.

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>>380740532
>they keep talking to me about vidya even though I barely talk about it
>never seem to want to talk about film or music

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>>380740532
>girl mentions she plays siege casually

>>380741268

As a genuine autist, this is my biggest fear if I ever get a real job.

That and finding the proper way to ignore female co-workers. Too mean and I get complaints about being rude, too nice and I get dragged into their bullshit, get bugged for favours, or have to hear about their boyfriends 24/7.

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>>380740532
>Co-workers start talking about video games
>FIFA, Racing games, Skyrim
>anon do you like video games?
>no

>>380743723
Dick her anon. She has good taste

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>>380740532
>have you played skyrim anon?
>man I still haven't beat it, it's such a large game and quite difficult
>it's like, the best game ever

>>380742814
Sounds like you are a hardcore autist that got mad someone wanted to talk about a game you were no knowledgeable about like the insecure micropenis autist you are.

>never talk about video games at work for fear of being branded a sperglord
>go to office kitchen one day for coffee
>two asshole hipsters are discussing the witcher 3
>girls join in
>my fucking face when they are having a lively conversation with girls about TW3

how the fuck did normies rig life in their favor so much, what the fuck

It sometimes feels like life is a P2W simulation after all, normies are in on it and they all have premium accounts. How the fuck do I get one

>>380743520

Holy shit what a world we live in where normies are meeting up to roll WoW characters.

>>380743486
If the secret / exploit is real, just go ahead and tell them. It's not like we don't have ways to instantly check on 'that kid's bullshit these days, right?

>>380743819

Found the nintendofag.

>>380743784
She's a roastie, older than me and simple as fuck.
Also dated a 16 year old when she was 28.

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>co-workers start talking about Borderlands and 'how good the writing is'

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>>380740532
>/v/ starts talking about video games

>>380743394

>Spergs out about any kind of video game, spends thousands of dollars on collectibles & DLC, follows all his favorite publishers twitters, instagrams, and snap chats, has figurines at home, and gets upset when people make fun of his game

the above can be applied to any hobby, you're just retarded

>>380743841
You could have just walked up and joined the conversation sperg

>>380743907

Welp.

>>380743770
this is the only acceptable post describing what you autists should do if you get triggered

>>380743841
>be attractive
>do something
all you have to do to make something "popular"

>>380742195
>I've recently been fired from my job, I'll be a NEET for some time
get a life

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>>380741268
A friend tried to buy me a game on Steam.
He nearly failed because I own a lot of games.

>>380744007

Except 99% of that is never openly mentioned by a gamer at at workplace. Only sports fags.

Go play more Fifa you faggot cuck.

>>380743657
>You can't make money and your friends and family happy and proud without working 9-5 for laughable wages for some old fool in a suit

You fell for the biggest meme society will ever tell you. There are literally thousands of better ways of life if you're not a normie drone and can think outside the box.

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>they play just first person shooters and/or sports sims

>>380742195
>How to not feel dead inside
Well you're doing a great job of fucking up that plan as we speak.

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>coworker adds me on steam
>I only play online when I'm drunk
>inevitably I'll play PUBG with him while drunk
>inevitably he'll see my true personality

>>380743743
it's not that bad honestly; being able to tune out and pretend you're listening is a valuable skill to learn.

just find a set of non-committal replies to stuff, it works perfectly. I have a set of generic answers and shit I spout out like a cassette player and only about 3 people have called my bullshit on it.

>spend time and effort hiding my true power level
>co-worker adds me on steam
>full access to my profile
>sees the 50040 hours played past 2 weeks

REEEEEE WHAT HAVE I DONE

>>380740532
>chef is in his 30s
>quotes reddit memes
>talks about Skyrim and CS:GO all the time
He is cool ass dude though, really happy to have him instead of some old boring grandpa utilising micromanagement ethics.

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>Work at night alone
>Don't have to deal with co-workers shit anymore

>>380743904
It's funny because you'd give this reply in real life too you know it. Autist.

We have a coworker just like you at my job. He's an insecure little shit that thinks videogames makes him hot shit, and he's a harcore pcfag too. He absolutely can't handle it when people talk about videogames he doesn't like. We'd tell him we want him to stop talking to us, but we're afraid he's gonna end up shooting a school or something in an autistic rage.

>Talked about games we are playing or going to be playing soon
>One of them was Persona 5
>Quickly changed the subject for fear of offending a super religious coworker near us

>>380744184
>it's almost 10am
>having a good morning
>you post this fucking shit
>too close to home
>need a beer and need it soon
thanks a lot asshole

>>380743865
where have you been? WoW has been normie territory for fucking years man. I hear all kinds of people talking about WoW and LoL, it's kind of bizarre but it no longer elicits a response anymore because WoW is mainstream as fuck.

>>380744321
How do I get your job anon

>>380744291

>Adding co-workers on anything resembling social media.

Lel

>>380744007
I think that was the point he was trying to make friendo

>>380744321
beautiful

>>380744507

Remember to buy a 4chan pass goy.

>>380743841
Become a normie

>>380740532
>being that guy that doesn't participate and makes stupid threads on the internet behind their backs

sage

>>380744327

Holy fuck kid, look how mad you're getting because someone mentioned that the switch isn't that great.

>>380744321
>Work overnight with coworker
>Quickly get whatever we need done
>Spend most of our time playing MH4U together
Sometimes we played solo games too. Sadly I got promoted and now have to actually do shit while working.

>>380744026
This but I hope you realize you can't be attractive with just looks alone. Being a sperg always nullifies good looks.

>>380744424
honestly my facebook would be fine, I don't fucking use the thing so my profile is all but blank. I only have it to maintain the image of normalcy.

I should have just pretended I only played on console.

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>>380740532
>hey anon, let's play together some evening, what's you steam account?
>have 500 games and 1000 playhours

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>>380742814
>work with one person who likes video games
>always listen to him when he talks about his shit
>I want to talk about some stuff I like
>he stops me to tell me why its shit

just kind of stopped talking to him at all

>>380744472
I know, but any faggot who talks like that in a workplace are equally as bad, whether its about sports or games doesn't matter.

>>380744359
Huh?

>>380742540
>"woah anon, don't shoot me haha!"
heh yeah I'm trying my best to avoid it

>>380741268
You speak out of my heart, anon.

u gay, or wat?

>>380742839
Fuck, you should've told me before

>>380744291
>Add co-worker to steam
>Set profile to private
>>Hey anon, why is your profile private? Got anything to hide?"
>"Yeah"
End of the conversation. And then we played RTSs every weekend.

>>380741268
I just completely deny that I play vidya altogether, best to keep the power level completely concealed.

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>>380744385
the worst part is, he's incredibly judgmental and high strung, probably doesn't even drink at all. It's all downhill from here...

>unknowingly get matched with my boss in tf2 one night
>drunk off my ass and talking shit to everyone over voice chat
>call my boss a stupid nigger because he cant headshot a heavy
>He must have recognized my voice
>Get called into his office the next day
>Got fired for calling my black boss a stupid nigger in tf2

>>380742540
> sure haha so long as you don't give me a reason lol

>>380744359
>Religious coworker hear you talking about it
>*shakes his head*
>"Tsk tsk anon this is rather sad"
>"You shouldn't fille the void in your hearth with false love"
>"You know what ? Come to church with me sunday I'll present you to some nice girls"

Humans are shit, talking about anything is a waste of time, the only irl conversations I've had that I didn't hate were /v/-style shitflinging. As well as being fun, it has the added benefit of weeding out the thin-skinned soft-headed faggots who can't stand up for themselves.

>>380745030
>my black boss
The ultimate humiliation for a white man.

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>Hey Anon, what do you do on the weekend?
>too embarrassed to actually discuss it
>next best thing
>Not too much
>Oh, okay...
>mfw

>coworker buys ps4 even though he only plays dudebro shit and has an xbone
>convince him to get Bloodborne
>plays it once, ragequits at cleric beast
>all of his enthusiasm for the ps4 is gone
>now he's selling it

>>380742195
>How to not feel dead inside?

Find shit to do.
https://www.youtube.com/user/MintAkairyusei/videos

>>380744652
I think it's cute that your mind has made you believe that to protect your ego, you micropenis autist.

>>380745030
I don't believe you. Get the fuck out of here with your bullshit.

>>380745280
ding ding wahoooooo

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>>380745375

>>380745260
>got any plans when you get home mate?
>no not really
>Enjoy your day off mate, what are you gonna do?
>err don't know

REEEEEEE get asked at least twice a week. They know I'm not a real person

>>380745030

>>unknowingly get matched with my boss in tf2 one night

stopped reading, stop with the BS

>>380745016
I've been in a really bad rut lately where drinking or doing drugs is the only way I'm really enjoying vidya in general. The drugs are fine, but when I get hammered my playing ability goes from good to that guy running into the wall and randomly bunny hopping. And I guess I get a little mouthy, but that's not as big a deal. I just want it to be 2010 again when I could be sober for something I liked.

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>arrange for time off work
>clearing out backlog having a good time
>boss is a friend on steam
>new message
>"why did you take holidays if you aren't going to go anywhere"

>>380744783
Try to talk about SMT/Persona to someone that's super religious. About how you can talk to angels and demons to join you to fight gods. Doesn't really end well.

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>>380740532
>2011 movie
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>380745030
never happened

>>380745661
>boss is a friend on steam
O shit nigger what are you doing

>>380741268
>Have to be conscious of how much information you're giving out because you're too much of a sperg to not care
If you're so afraid of not being seen as normal then you have bigger problems than what your coworkers think of you.

Unless you have actual Aspergers or other mental disease in which case you're already suffering your entire life whats a few more hours?

>Throw friday night lan parties in the office from time to time
>CS 1.6 is literally the only game everyone wants to play because of muh nostalgia

>Two maps rotating
>Literally the same approach in every round
>No B
>Final destination

>>380745539
ive tried taking the initiative and asking them what they were doing, like maybe in hopes of getting an invite? mostly they're doing nothing as well or the conversation goes to "going out with friends", then when i say that sounds fun and it's the end of the conversation

>>380745661
if that really happened your boss is a cunt.

Based Britain having compulsory work holiday time so don't get asked retarded questions

>>380741268
There is nothing wrong with observing your power level as long as it isn't excessive.

>>380742125
>they start talking about your favourite game and you get excited
>then you wake up

>>380745136
CRRRAAAWWWLLLIIIIIINNNGGG

>>380745661
>"why did you take holidays if you aren't going to go anywhere"
Fuck.. story of my life. I've been on holidays for the last week and haven't done shit except browse /v/ and watch E3 stuff. Now they'll ask what I did when I get back on Monday.

>"O-oh you know just resting and hanging with f-friends"

>friends are dota2 and twitch fags

>>380742697
Lol whatever makes you feel less insecure about being unemployed and poor

>>380740532
>co-workers start talking about anime
i just want to shift through the wall like kitty pryde

>>380745805
Name fucking two flicks that did it you scum faggot

>>380740532
just play along and say p good game. that'll satisfy the shitters.

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>>380746617
>friends are Dota 2 fags
>only game you can play with friends

>>380743743
Just keep it business at all times.
Give your good mornings and go on about your work. No jokes, no laughs, nothing. People will take you for a cold person but at least they wont bug you.
For that to work you gotta pull your weight, of course.

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>>380745805
>2012 movie
>YE-YE-YE-YE YES I CAN DOUBT THAT I LEAVE I'M RUNNING THIS PLAN

>>380740532
>prostitute takes phone after sex and starts playing games you downloaded

>>380744652
lol
imagine being THIS mad just because you got called out

>>380745513
wubbalubadubdub

>say I like video games
>co-worker asks what kind of games I like
>say RPG's, mostly japanese
>asks me for a specific game I like
>realize a second later that I can't say any of the games I actually like without looking and sounding like a huge weeb so just say Final Fantasy XV even though I haven't played it at all and have absolutely no desire to
>a little part of me dies inside
What really made me feel dumb is that I'd actually been playing Star Wars KOTOR II at the time but it just didn't come to mind at the time.

>Have a coworker who is as much of a nerd as me
>We like the same games pretty much
>We are the only two people we know who we can actually talk about stuff
>Hate him because he wants to talk for fucking hours and Im too much of nice guy to tell him to fuck off

>>380746630
>unemployed and poor
Not him but I get paid 500 dollars every 2 weeks, not only that, I get money from my parents.

>>380742814
>5 years
Emulation is a business now thanks to patreon my dude.
Bring that down to 1

>>380745136
sometimes I miss puberty

>>380748143
kek imagine thinking $1000 a month is a lot of money

>>380740532
>caring too much about what other people think
sucks that they hold you back from talking about what you like. i guess thats the reason why people come to this board

>>380748278
I can buy all the food and vidya I like, I don't have to worry about bills cause I live with my parents.

>>380745136

Pssh, nothing personal kid.

>>380745624
This is me exactly.

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>>380741268
>Someone else shows their power level in the break room
>Co-workers start talking about Dota 2, even the women
>Conversation went to anime
>tfw I realized my coworkers were "nerdy" but of the acceptable type

Not everything is bad. I'm still pretending I forgot my steam password, for obvious reasons

>>380748068
>mention I bought a psvr
>sweet I've wanted to try a VR headset. What games do you have?
>mind goes blank and completely sperg trying describe some shitty minigolf game when RE7 is the only worthwhile thing

>>380742225
Lethe will always be best

>>380748143
>>380748278
>Parents house you AND give you money
>don't pay them shit
hope you feel guilty once they're dead

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>>380740532
>chef was Quake3 champion during his 20s

>Mention Nier:Automata
>He immediately goes checking out trailers and LPs or something
>Never speaks about videogames with me again
Better than expected desu

>>380745624
>tfw I beat dmc:dmc drunk, from beginning to end, over a a few weeks.

I popped a few sleeping pills after the credits rolled and chased it with vodka. I can barely play Vidya sober now.

>>380742540
Shoot yourself gun nut!

>>380748727
>>380748143
kek he won't have time to feel guilty he'll be too busy trying to figure out what a "rent" is and panicking because he spent all his money on video games and realising he can't get a job because his resume is blank

/v/ is the only place where i can criticize a game without backing it up with creative criticism

>>380741268
>Co worker is considered the "gamer" type
>In his birthday we decorate him with gaming stuff
>His favorite game is FIFA, PES and Pokemon
I seriously can't keep pretending that I barely know vidya when he spews a lot of misinformed comments about videogames.
Also
>Female intern is a 8/10, sassy kind of girl
>Says in public she is watching Naruto and finished it
>Everyone tries to catalogue her as the "otaku" type, but by her looks and her demeanor it's just not possible
>Have lunch with her because im not a beta fag who doesn't know how to speak with woman but not alpha enough to actually have sex with them
>She watched Naruto and skipped a ton of shippuden
>Realize she doesn't like anime in general, just wanted to watch it because it was entertaining
Not everyone that likes nerd stuff is an autist.

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>literally all of my coworkers are women in their 50s-60s
>only one other dude in the entire department and he's around my age but he's on a different shift so I never see him
>tfw no work buds to discuss vidya with

>Dress sociably, have a decent hair cut, talk about regular thinks with my coworkers, go out with them once in a while for drinks
>Subject goes to vidya/manga/movies/music
>Reveal my power level without sperging
>No one gives a shit or treats me differently
Yall gotta up your social links.

>>380748962
>>380748727
I'm eating McDonalds and I don't care what you say

>>380742195
NEET for 3 years here. there is no happiness at the end of this road. I can't wait to go back to work or school..

>>380746417
I just got off of vacation. My boss asked me what I did, I told her I stayed in bed and slept mostly.

I don't give a fuck, I asked her if I could sue the company for damaging my morale and general outlook on life. She just asked if this is the worst job I've held.

>>380743520
Liar.

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>>380743841
what the fuck fuck does this even mean lmao

>>380747683
Story time

>>380745030

>Get fired for calling black boss a nigger
>Online
>With zero proof it's you

If you got fired, you could have sued and INSTANTLY won.

So what's your job anyway guys?
>ecommerce business informatics degree
>work in a project team improving website efficiency
Good as fuck salary, no overhours, young team. I'm happy.

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>work at gamestop
>literally can't stop talking about vidya

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>>380749330
Maybe I'm just a sperg but I don't even get the appeal of traveling. My sister recently went to Ireland and she's planning to go to London, and I can't comprehend it. What's the point? See Big Ben? I can see Big Ben on the internet RIGHT NOW and it won't cost me hundreds of dollars and a 7 hour flight. It's not gonna look any different in person.

>>380743723
>Playing Siege with pubbies
>Girl is issuing orders around
>2 of the guys on the team listen to her every word
>I don't and they all get mad at me
>Other random guy is silent for 4 rounds, until its tied up and then he starts yelling at her to shut the fuck up so that we can play the game

Every game I play, it seems like most women are very commanding

>>380745280

Look at you kid, you're so assblasted.

>Anon says everyone is into PC but one person won't shut up about the Switch

You get SO FUCKING MAD that you call him autistic and shit, so I point out that you must be an obvious nintendo fan boy.

That sets you off even more and you bring up random examples "THIS AUTISTIC GAMER FUCK"
Except the example you gave is the EXACT thing the original Anon was talking about. Everyone at his job is into PC games and one fag WILL NOT SHUT UP about how the Switch is superior and way better then everyone elses choice.

Calm the fuck down and go outside, sperglord.
Lol

>>380748962
>>380748727
Just finished my McDonalds. It was very nice. Enjoy your weekend wagecucks, remember to be up early on Monday. I might sleep in tbqh.

>>380749461
On paper Im a "secretary", but I do all kinds of things no homo
Im kind of the only person among a hundred who know how to not fuck up everything computer related so Im kind of tech support as well

>>380748907
Why are you destroying yourself like that ? Even your death will be painful.

>>380743841
Why won't you talk to them, you cuck

>B-But the c-combat!
stop parroting the hi/v/emind, people in your workplace don't want to talk about weird indie weeb games, as good as they may or may not be.

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>Boss tells me Bethesda's worst game is Kotor 2 but its okay because it was one of their first games

>work as a video game dev
>coworkers know more about vidya than I do
>tfw I am a normie

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>have one friend, which lives in another city, that considers me the holy jesus of vidya knowledge, even though I hardly keep up with mainstream vidya releases and consoles
>he keeps asking me tech advice and whether or not he should buy this or that
>asks for my opinion on E3 and completely agrees with me on ANYTHING I say
>he's also a normalfag with a gf
>this has been going on for 4 years and counting

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>>380749130
In the same boat. Except I suffer violently from my MILF fetish.

>>380741268
Ok, that's shit but there is a worse case.
porn

>>380742540
seriously, people are so blown away by the concept of someone owning or using a gun. Like the way cavemen fear fire. It is foreign and dangerous to them because they do not understand it or respect its power.

>>380749672
When woman say they like to travel, it doesn't mean they like to see new places.

>>380750016
This guy knows. Jesus Christ.

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>>380749759
Good thing you ended that post with "Lol", otherwise I'd have thought you were mad and triggered.

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>>380749672
>What's the point?

The fear of not having enough "experiences" in life.
With other words, making your friends and neighbors jealous with your Facebook timeline.

City trips are almost always guaranteed shit, traveling for nature is where its really at

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>>380741268
This is a valuable lesson

>At a con with friends
>Weeb girl (or at least the closest thing) is dressed as some generic anime schoolgirl with a stick
>I ask what's with the stick
>"Oh, the character likes to beat up people with it, but she's actually very sweet!"
>"I see, so it's a tsundere-like thing"
>"A what?"
>"Tsundere... or was it yandere? One of those -ere words for character types"
>Everyone's staring at me confused
>"N-nevermind"

>>380749461
Hospital records department. It's easy but holy fuck is it boring. I spend the whole time sorting papers. Two or three times a night I have to go around to all the units to pick up more papers to sort, and every night I manage to get through those trips without dropping my spaghetti is a victory.

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>>380740532
>Did you hear the skyrim MMO is adding in the original Elder Scrolls game

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>>380741669
>coworkers start talking about firearms
>all "facts" are learned from video games
"Reloading a firearm is as simple as pointing a gun in a different direction and pulling the trigger"

>>380750138

The only person who's mad is the kid losing his shit replying to me.

>>380750189
HOW DO YOU COSPLAY AND NOT KNOW WHAT TSUNERE IS
LIKE HESUS CHRIST ITS THE MOST COMMON TROPE HOLY SHIT I'M MAD.

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>tfw I'm the only process engineer in the plant
>can't eat with other engineers because I need to stick with the technicians' schedule
>technicians don't like me because my job is to make them work faster and reduce the headcount when they do
It sucks, I can have short conversations while working but I'll never bond with my co-workers like this.

>>380749846
It does give my heart a buzz that you would even ask. Thanks.

>>380748946
you first faggot

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>>380741268
Oh shit, this.

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>Coworker only like Madden, COD and GTA
>Ask him if he plays Overwatch
>"Nah, it looks stupid"

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>>380750016
>Hey Anon, do you know X pornstar?
>Yeah, I've seen her occasionally
>AHAHAH, i bet you did!

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>>380750225
>at uni in 2011
>talking to a guy in one of my classes about vidya
>we get on to the subject of Skyrim
>ask him if he's played any of the other ones
>"Other ones?"
I had to show him a fucking ad for the game and point out the "V" in the title. I wish I was making this up.

>>380750189
>mfw I do this to everyone I talk about videogames with
>Talk about a videogame I really like
>at the end of the conversation, throw them a curve ball and wait for them to overshoot their power level
>Feign ignorance
>They now look like spergs and my power level remains low to the eyes of the mortals
It's meme or get memed, kid. Nothing personal.

>>380743486
No, anon.

If you'd have said it, they'd have reacted badly, if at all.

Only when it's someone else, is anything celebrated.

This is the way of the world.

>>380750154
>traveling for nature
Patrician taste.

>>380750137
>whatsapp group full of normies
>they all are freaking out with a vid of a girl shitting on a cup and eating it
>literally freaking out with 2girls1cup in 2017

Last night I almost talk everybody about the brazilian company that shoot those vids

>>380750189
You see, that's were you fucked up. She's a weeb, you should have explained her what's a tsundere, you would have had a nice conversation with her and who knows what next ?
Stop being afraid, you appeared as a sperg because you acted like you didn't even know what you say. Just be confident, stay self aware don't dive in your explanation like all your life turn around that, be calm and everything will be allright.

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>bunch of people having a conversation
>slowly work up the nerve to say something
>everyone just talks over you and no one even notices you spoke
>go back to being quiet

>>380744141
Lobos Jr.?

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>>380750313
I have yet to not get a salty and mad (you) in this thread. Keep 'em coming my triggered dude.

>>380750727

Didn't know Dark Souls and Shovelknight were FPS and Sports Sims.

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>coworker thinks that playing 2 hours a day is too much
>other coworker mentions that he doesnt own a console because he would lose control of his life

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>>380740532
>workplace already has a sperg that won't shut up about extremely trite details of video games so it's virtually impossible to look like an autist by comparison

>>380750486
>moved with my GF this week
>yesterday was the first time I was alone at home
>"Did you touched yourself?"
>Y-yeah, I did
>"Wathching porn?"
>Y-yes
>"Tell me about it"
I browsed a Dillion Harper thread on /gif/ earlier that day, I hate that uniboobed bitch, but some anon posted her top 3 scenes. And I hated it, but I cum. How the fuck do you explain that to your GF????

>Work as a videogame bugtester
>All of my coworkers are 35+ dads that don't play videogames, or do very very casually

It's miserable. There is no haven, my power level must remain concealed forever.

>>380750426
News flash - the general public has terrible taste, and any sort of art direction works against their favor.

I hate them.

>>380750383
I'm sorry dude. I don't know your life but you really should try to go back in a healthy life. Alcohol is a fucking poison

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>Have Co-Worker on PSN
>"Hey anon I see you've been playing a lot of that Persona 5 stuff, what is that?"
>Explain the game to him as casually as I can
>"Sounds boring"

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>>380750761

??
No one replying to you is mad though.

>>380750016
>tfw I talk about porn casually and calm in public
don't hide your inner degeneration.

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>>380741220
>they ask your opinion

>>380750910
>uniboobed
fuck
you just ruined Dillion Harper for me

>>380741268
hi, im i banned?

>>380750910
>having a gf who cares that I jerked off
I wouldn't deal with that shit.

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>>380750724
I know that feel

>tfw had a job interview earlier today
>said I play vidya
>proceed to talk about games with my two would-be managers for 15 minutes

One was a Naughty Dog fanboy but I like my chances.

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>>380746617
>Friends are Meleefags
>Everytime they talk it's "dude did you see what [player] said on stream / Twitter?"

>>380750612
Yeah i hear ya, i guess i just didn't feel like it. They were people i frequented only occasionally so i didn't really care

>>380750335
I guess she was more "entry level" than i expected or whatever. She mostly reads romance mangas, i can see some not recognizing the term if they don't frequent weeb internet forums and shit

>>380750016
>Job involvs dealing with porn from time to time
>Occasionally there's someone having a porn/erotic play on huge tv or their monitor
>Everyone including me tries their hardest not to care and hide boners

>>380751003
"Good"

>>380750945
I am this guy>>380749330

Yeah, I'm trying. I'm thinking about getting back on antidepressants

>>380751281
Where do I get your job?

>>380750910
>uniboobed
Oh come on, they're kinda too close to each other but it's better than seeing the ribs between each boob.
>>380751148
It's not that bad when they're actually willing to help you out whenever you want, otherwise I agree with you.

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>>380749996
>Boss is a milf with big tits who is super protective over me

>>380742195
Easy: you're free. All the petty office squabbles, all the shitty little things you had to do to make up for other people's incompetence/bad software, all of the minor but katamari-ing sacrifices you had to make over the course of the day to put another few bucks in the pocket of your asshole managers and owners? You don't have to worry about any of that shit anymore. Take a deep breath, apply for unemployment, put on your shoes and go for a walk.

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>being quiet
>"Hey Anon, why you don't you let someone else talk for a change? Haha!"
And they always sound so fucking smug, like they think they're the first person to think of this joke.

>>380751003
It's impossible to explain Persona in a fun way. Have a friend that I had to force to play a bit of it (a bit after the first dungeon just so he didn't have to deal with most of the tutorial) and he quickly got on board.

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>two coworkers start talking about League of Legends
>a third one makes fun of them without them realizing, faking interest
>I call them nerds.

Fuck revealing your power in public, especially if you have such shit taste.

>mfw then they start talking about anime

>>380750016
>Be slight sperg
>In a room with 2 girls at work
>1 of them just starts asking the other about porn
She was fucking trying to make me feel awkward

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>"what games do you play"
>call of duty

>>380751473
>Boss is a MILF slut who only got her position on looks
>Goes to work on heels and tight pants, cleavage, the whole fucking package
>Have to do her work but at least shes nice to me

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>uni dorm
>common room
>playing Bloodborne with a few people watching
>encounter the giant pigs enemy
>backstab them
>didn't knew the animation is the player character ripping the pig's intestines straight out of its ass
>laugh it off because im not a sperg

>>380751681
Did you fuck them?

>>380751003
>It's an rpg about thieves
That's what I told him. Short and as informative as possible.

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>Coworker talks about anime

>americans get paid for not having a job
I'd be willing to deal with niggers and SJWs for that. You're blessed.
>>380751681
When a girl asks what kind of porn you watch start describing her and see how it goes.

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>add coworker
>start to panic, remembering I have katawa shoujo on steam
>remember its not a steam game and breathe a sigh of relief

Dodged a bullet lads

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>>380740532
>coworker asks if I play vidya.
>I said "a little" while inside I'm screaming "I eat and shit vidya!!"
>coworker talks about Pillars of Eternity.
>immediately start having a conversation about PoE but preferring classics like BG and BG2, while reminiscing the good ol' days.
>coworker looks on in horror "who are you?!"

>>380751423
Anywhere in the entertainment industry, really.

I work with Smart TVs so there's plenty of XXX broadacst channels or VODs in various applications.

No, working with them isn't fun.

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>>380751758
What do you think?

>>380745268
you did a good thing

>>380751681
what kind of porn

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>>380751693

>we play fifa what about you?

>just want to do my job, get paid and go home
>don't wanna socialize, make friends or hang outt
>considered the creep because i'm not interested

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>>380751281
Im an art director and some of my
Research material involves risqué or even nude drawings and pics for pose reference and such. Even my twitter feed has a handful of artists who sometimes post ecchi shit and the like.

My monitor also happens to face the office common area. Sometimes I have to scroll through that stuff so fast

>>380749594
>Apply for a part time position at Gamestop
>Some kid keeps deflecting when I come in to introduce myself to the manager
>Keeps doing this for 5 minutes until I just get fed up and leave
>Come back and deal with a different employee later who directs me right to the manager when I mention I'm applying
He's scared his job is up for grabs lmao

>>380751875
I choose to believe you did

>Enjoying Kirby Robobot
>Don't want to talk about it because everyone will just view it as kiddy with their CoD

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>female coworker
>explaining dark souls lore in detail and accurately

>>380751945
And that's fine if you want to have a dead end job all your life.

>>380750724
>slowly work up the nerve to say something
>everyone goes silent, all attention is suddenly on you
>you can hear your words echoing the empty air as their inexpressive faces are fixed on your face and you realize your comment wasn't worth interrupting anything

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>>380749060
>tfw just honestly calling something shit without backing it up for hours or facing severe retaliation is basically impossible in a real conversation because people are touchy with their egos
>tfw for the past decade or so I've been practicing putting as much venom as humanly possible into the phrase "not my thing" to the point where people drop the conversation altogether now
I also think that I got the permanent killer stare down at this point

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>>380751783
I can always say I like Kara no Kyoukai movies. That's a safe answer, right? I haven't been in such situations yet, fortunately.

>>380751783
Whenever I'm asked what my favourite anime is I just say Cowboy Bebop so they know I have good taste but they don't think I'm a weeb

>>380751148
It was in a sexy way

>>380751945
Social interaction is a basic human need.

>don't wanna socialize, make friends or hang out

Screencap your own post because you are going to regret this later in life.

>>380751718
Blackmail her and make her ahoge over your magnum dong.

>>380751681
>not joining in to see her reaction

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>some guy starts talking about CSGO
>thinks hes hot shit
>silver
>vacbanned
>twig manlet
or
>people talking about minecraft in everything and calling everything a video game reference

>>380752141
>Whenever I'm asked
>implying this happens that often
lmao, stop going to anime conventions

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>when you realize the years of isolation and escapism have left you a jaded husk incapable of natural conversation, and now you have no choice but to pretend to be a normie every day for years to come

>>380751830
>>380751926
It was less types of porn and more of one bringing up some stat about how more women watch porn. The one who started it was saying how her "friends" watch it while the other said she didn't know anyone who did. Bear in mind that with the way the desks were positioned I was facing the wall and there was no way I was getting involved with that topic.

>friendly office manager asks what my hobbies are
>tell him videogames, accidentally slip that I translate games too

Fortunately it never came up again.

>>380752108
Dragon Ball is really the only safe choice I feel. It's the most normie without looking liking weird.
My favorite anime is Cardcaptor Sakura

>>380752243
I don't you don't know me please don't reply to me again

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>tfw can't even get a retail job
kill me please, ontario is hell

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>big black south African asks what my friend is talking about at a party
>says were talking about anime
>doesn't know what anime is
>friend starts telling him about golden boy

>Start having a busy life
>no time for vidya
>actually start socializing

bye for ever /v/

>>380751946
>>380752108
Lots of dogs dabbing sweat in here

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>skyrim mentioned
>say skyrim is trash
>the give me weird looks

>>380752309
That's more impressive than embarrassing, unless you specified that you translate H-games.

>>380751438
I just don't like her, don't like her face and she's not a great fuck

>Games and anime are becoming more normal conversation topics in my workplace
what is happening

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>>380750016
>coworkers talk about porn like normal
>goes to hentai
>act like I don't watch it and laugh about tentacles fucking anime girls
>go home
>jack off to trap on trap

Trying not to come off as a loli and trap loving autist is hard work

All my co workers play in NBA 2k

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>>380752370
>Friend of a friend joins Teamspeak while drunk
>Has no idea about anime
>Say Boku no Pico
>He actually downloads it

>>380752453
See you tomorrow! You are here forever.

>>380752358
>tfw just graduated and finished my unpaid internship and i can finally make money now but, it's going to get funneled into Wynne's rampant vagina

Fuck this province

>>380740532
>co-workers talking about Injustice 2
>join convo
>we trade PSN IDs
>now I got more people to play Injustice 2 with

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>380752497
These are things you just cannot say outside of a south korean saturday morning cartoon chatroom

>>380745016

I think I might be the same way. I seem to say more dickish things when I'm on acid even though I don't mean to. I guess I'm a bit more of an asshole than I thought I was. I'm normally a quiet dude.

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>>380741268
Every time.

>>380752056
She probably has autism. You should also make an effort to take that woman for yourself as she seems to be capable of at least basic comprehension and cognition.

>>380741268
This is me 99% of the time.

Only reason this changed recently was because I got a new coworker that is a total bro, about my age, and more into Vidya/anime/comics than I am but he actually comes off as a normal guy.

Best part is that my lunch hour is actually worth it cause we sit down and play fighting games on my raspberry pi, or Mario kart and shit on his switch. Shits dope yo.

He's the only one there that knows the extent of my gaymen addiction though. Everyone else I keep in the dark.

>>380752497
>Explain how I didn't like how they changed the magic system and lost of customization
>People agree with my reasoning while not really defending Skyrim but still go back to talk about how much they love it

>work in hospital with mostly women
>the one 'gamer girl' talks to me about skyrim and that mobile Pokemon game
>'y-yeah, those games are a lot of fun'

>>380752684
>Guy at work wants to trade PSN IDs despite the fact we have no games in common.

>>380752325
>My favorite anime is Cardcaptor Sakura
I told that to my (female) manager last year.
Guess who's the Engineering Leader now? Girls love CCS.

>>380740532
>working diligently to make money for new games and to pay bills
>mostly to pay bills
>roastie co-worker, with piercings and blue hair shows up beside me
>"guess what tattoo I just got, anon?"
>"triforce tattoo," I say as I chuckle at my epic super secret club humor
>roastie smiles and flashes her wrist towards me
>triforcetattoo_tumblr456.png

I couldn't even

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>>380740532
>"free" to go to summer and winter parties
Worst thing about working in huge corporations. I'm so happy I'm fucking off to a better small team next month.

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>>380741268
>they mispronounce a character's name
>trying hard to not correct them

>>380744313
>chef
löl

>new girl starts in a different department
>walks past me in the morning
>6/10 would bang
>too beta to go talk to her
>she starts to meet in with two other guys that started a month before her
>reee internally as they ruined my opportunity
Pretty interesting as I guess I felt in love but as soon as I saw her walk and talk with those two guys I was heartbroken for 20 seconds and then didn't care at all.

>coworker slips up and reveals his powerlevel in front of everyone.

What's your next move /v/ ?

>at small convention to buy those sweet cheap anime figures
>waiting in line, idiot approaches
>wants to have a conversation
>starts to semi-jokingly talk about weird hentai
>i unironically express my enjoyment of the Inyouchuu series
>he's weirded out and leaves me alone

used to be a time i'd avoid this but now i just want to be left alone so i don't hold anything back anymore.

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>>380753071
Mock him along with everyone else and call them a nerd

>>380751783
I listen to Aikatsu and Pripara music on full blast at work.

>>380753071
take advantage of the situation and laugh at him for my own virtue signalling

>>380753021
Well you probably should've brought up VIDEO GAMES

>>380750910
Another story with porn and my gf related to >>380751681
>GF says she never watched porn before
>Ask /tv/ what movie I should show her but I get banned
>download a story-driven one
>she doesn't like it, she doesn't get horny at all
>leave my porn mood for a second and think about the movie we are watching
>a girl that's secretly in love with her childhood best friend visits her in the big city just to fall in a world of drugs and careless sex just to be with her. Sad as fuck, but my dick is still hard

>>380753071
>whisper shadilay in his ear

>>380752890
Did you fuck?

>>380753071
Power up next to him.
>used to work with a fellow master race /pol/itician

>>380742540
Well now that you mention it.

I've been told I look like a serial killer, which I don't see how that helps anyone when you say that. Do you want me to be a serial killer?

>>380749461
IT degree is truely a bless.
>good salary
>fun job optimizing websites and IT of our company
>own buro where I can meme half of the day and don't have to hear retarded coworkers
>can work from home if I want
>only communication I have is mostly via B2B or B2C emails
>not involved in hierarchy and operative dick sucking, only have to attend chef my business analysises

Fun job that pays well and doesn't push enormous resposibility on you is best thing in life.

>>380753103
I am a week but not of your level. I have never been to a con and I hate any anime that involves a highschool. But is loot crate anime something I should look into? I'm casual.

>>380752981
Persona 5 was and still is pretty big around here. Hearing people pronounce japanese names incorrectly really irks me.
I remember when people pronounced Asuka from Eva as UHH SUE KUH

>>380741268
>extremely knowledgeable
lmao those delusions

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>>380741220
>They start talking about "Skyrim lore"

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>tfw vidya is better than pussy

>>380750910
Oh, still another one related to >>380752579
>"Do you have porn in your pc"
>Yes, I have downloaded a lot
>"Can you show me?"
>Y-yes, tomorrow
Now I have to navigate through hundreds of gigabytes to erase any trace of traps, rape, scat and shit like that

>Have a old coworker
>He got himself the NES classic
>Talks about enjoying SMB2
>Have to hold off on talking about Doki Doki Panic