The last character you played as is now your roommate. What happens?

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Fun.

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>>380727259
Everything will be wonderfull from now on.

my wow monk just fucking rolls around and punches my shit.

>Alucard

I-I'm okay with this

>>380727259
>pilot from titanfall 2
Cool shit

>Tekken 7's Eliza

She sleeps a lot.

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Please, no.

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>>380727259
Ok.

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>>380727259
I immediately recover from years of crippling depression.

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I win.

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>Previous turn in FE Echoes was Clair

Silly culture shock shenanigans ensue as she acclimates to the modern world. If she brings her pegasus she becomes a media sensation and her pegasus becomes the subject of research.

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Hey, not bad.

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Axl would be a cool roommate

>>380727259
>my blood deathknight alt

thankfully the building is flagged as a sanctuary and I own them anyway, but the smell is going to end up being intolerable

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>>380727259
>peach (super circuit)

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best roomate i could ask

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>>380727259
I will be getting wrasslan lessons.

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>MC from Pokemon Gale of Darkness

It's a small kid is my roommate, but I assume that means I'm living in the laboratory with him. Still weird, but sounds like a nice place.

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>>380727259
She kicks me in the balls by reflex. I don't like it.

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>>380727259
I am thou, thou art I

We fuse into one being

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This sucks.

>>380728221
>We fuse into one being
gaaaaay

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>>380727259

Everything went better than expected

>fuck you and your marker
It would be terrible.

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>>380727259
>sweatingman.jpg

>>380728325
It's totally not. We don't even fuck.

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Brotag. I'll spoon him desu.

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>Dio
>menacing music all the time

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t-thanks

>>380728310
How were you playing as the LK? Custom map?

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well I won't exactly be allowed to have much fun...

On the plus side, Ciri might move in or visit, that would be worth enduring Emhyr.

>>380727259
>terrorist
does he have hacks as well?

>>380727259
>bosmer 'scout' from Morrowind
He will be delighted to know that ownership tags don't exist IRL. He'll also love our range of hair care products. What he won't like is constant flashbacks to when I played that russian mod.

>>380729215

I finished replaying the Frozen Throne campaign last night.

I guess I should have just gone with a pic of Arthas instead.

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things go weird.

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Can't wait to smell her sweaty feet

>Venom Snake
>never says a word

>>380727259
Brouzoufs

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I don't like those beady eyes of his.

>Max from LiS

time to fuck

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Dad

Persona 5 MC

pretty comfy I guess

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>>380727259
Lots of sex. Lots of sex.

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Guess I get the room to myself for long stretches of time and keep the Chamberlyne company.

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>>380727259
>Strelok

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>>380727259
>What happens?
low impact consensual cuddling

>>380728310
I'd say he's pretty chill

So my roommate is Zenyatta...

..Awesome. I have a really chill new buddy

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>>380727259
Nice

>>380729386
lucky

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Looks like I'm a backup dancer now

>>380727259
>Artyem from Metro 2033
I die painfully in all likelihood

>>380727259
my FFXIV paladin
he's a pretty cool guy IC so he'd probably cook me food.

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Calm, happy times with quiet and reserved girl with violent temper when angered.
Are Ram and Rom part of the deal, since they are her little sisters?
>tfw no little sister(s) to play with

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Sweet.

>>380728521
Why are you playing shit games?

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Yeah, sure okay.

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>>380727259
I want here to perform CQC on my dick while wheezing like an asthmatic

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>>380727259
>Lucky Chloe
Will she fuck my black ass?

>Postal Dude

RIP me

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could be worse

My tribal-japanese prettyboy ninja in FFXIV.

He'll stand idle in the kitchen for hours, then teleport out of the house and walk back inside constantly.

House of the Dying Sun so... the Emperor's Dragon? Guess he just chills in his stasis cask waging a war lightyears away.

Unless it's the Exectutor pilot he was controlling then I'd totally hang out with my nigga Jall.

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>>380727259
Do I get to join the Phantom thieves?

>Bruce Wayne

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She just sleeps all the time.

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Guess I'm going to be murdered or harassed by ghosts till I go insane or kill myself

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Might be cool

>>380730757
I would actually love to hang out with Zen.

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>>380727259
I am fine.

>my Rocket League car

o-okay?

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>Bayonetta

B-but I don't wanna get pegged.

>>380727259
>claude
well atleast he wont be noisy

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>LaGG-3
I need a bigger room.

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>>380727259
don't kill me.

>Leo from Tekken
Sure I guess, I speak German and I'm into femboys

>>380734903
>boys

anon...

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>>380727259
She's probably never at home anyway.

>>380729215
Coulda been hots.

>>380730590
Anyone else still ashamed of their words and deeds? I think I'll never recover ;_;

>>380727259
>Pharah
Fuck Yes.

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>>380727259
She leaves due to the overwhelming amount of semen I ejaculate in her presence and I later hang myself.

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comfy breeze
would sleep soundly tonight

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I dunno, ninja stuff but nothing much else. It'd be more worthwhile if I were gay.

>>380734903
Femboy, tomboy, I don't care. I'm not choosy

>>380735546
Meant to link>>380734953

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>Totori
There's only one way this is going down.

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Err... sure. I guess we become buds and I pick up a new paintball based hobby?

Or if it goes the other way, I become a squid-kid and get to play in turfwars in Inkopolis.

I'm okay with this.

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>>380727259
Probably will wake up on a operation table with animal organs

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>>380727259
Moving furniture would be a lot easier.

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Probably keeps to himself, quiet, doesn't need a wingman at the pub

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>>380727259
No idea

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I'm ok with this. We open a PMC and get rich.

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>Samus
Does this mean I'm living on her ship?

If so, fucking sweet. I get to sit in the ship all day, look after it while she goes off and fucks shit up.

>The last character that I played was my "OC DONUT STEAL" bimbo-barbarian that I make in every game I can

THERE IS A GOD...

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I would be cool with it.

>>380737526
He'd probably be pretty chill
Probably get a job as a security guard or something, just glad not to be fighting in some unecessary war in a galaxy far, far away.

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>>380727259

leave because I keep hearing this every night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMzv0VFY1Gw

>>380730614
DOJ statistics indicate that the most likely outcome here involves jail time for you.

>>380728118
game?

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>>380727259
>Baiken

Pros:
Dem titties

Cons:
Friendly as a hive of wasps
Would not do her share of work/chores
Not God tier

Early predictions:
Pain with a light chance of hate fucking.

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>>380727259
It will be fun

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>>380727259
HIGH IMPACT FEMALE STRIPPING

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I have no fucking clue.

>smooth-talking master hunter Courier
I dunno man. Could be okay I guess. I don't know if he'd be able to handle our world though.

>>380730383
>PLAY A REAL SMT GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>380727259
>Roxas
Well shit, here we go again.

>Simon Belmont
As long as Dracula isn't resurrected TOO LATE

>Mercy
She'd make me tea and cookies, after that we have a long lovemaking session

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This fucking monstrosity

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I played Hearts of Iron with Soviets, so the closest thing to character would be him. Guess that it's western movies and vodka time.

>>380727259
>sole survivor
asks me about his son and then builds 100 machine gun turrets and not enough water spouts or crops.

>>380730757
>Hitting the bong with zenyatta while giving philosophical advice

That would be a fucking A experience

>>380727259
>Record Keeper using Zidane, Cloud, Ramza, Y'stola, and Tyro.

Best day ever. Tyro can stay home though. No kids allowed.

>Nathan Drake
Free Subway but he keeps trying to steal my shit

>>380735353
Different character but something along these lines basically.

>>380727259
>played metroid prime hunters on a whim
This is the best possible result.

>BotW Link
>mute room mate
i dont know if this is wonderful or horrible

>>380727259
The driver of the AG Systems Anti-grav racing craft. Or is it just me? Or do I get an anti gravity car for a roommate?

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Hell yeah

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>>380727259
>i'm a huge faggot please rape my face

Is she still alive?

>>380737526
watch those wrist rockets

>>380727259

>turok 2

my boypussy is ready for some native american thunder cock

Why would my gta v character be rooming with me? He's a filthy rich, mute, psychopath

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>watching him use my dishes because he's to lazy to clean his own
>he leaves his dirty dishes unwashed in the sink for weeks. That shit smell
>he never throws away his trash. I do that for the both of us
>when he drinks Milk he leaves it half full and let the rest spoil
>he has loud sex with random Gerudo girls
>sometimes he brings over Zora girls. Caviar spread everywhere and fucking fish smell
>expect me to cover his ass with his girlfriend Zelda without even suggesting me some excuse to tell her
>"well, excuuuuuuuse me bro!"

Fuck this guy

>>380740793
>>380737536
>>380735016
>>380728329
There can only be one
Fight

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Pretty cool, i'm sure he would be fun to talk to.

>>380727259
My Infernomoo character?
No thanks

>>380727945
Aren't you technically playing as Alm/Celica and issuing commands to everyone else in battle?

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I win?

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>>380727259
Me and nyx have hot, fiery, passionate sex

>>380741842
Link would be a douche. I can see it. Prettyboy pretentious tool. I bet he'd live in Seattle too, and have a gay manbun.

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no clue what alien appendages hes got under that suit but i would like to know

im ready, four-fingered mutant boy

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>50 year old
>Anime robot slayer
>War nut
>Has PMC
>The shadow government wants to kill him

Well it will be interesting if anything

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>>380727259
He's into computers and will probably let me have a copy of the Demon summoning program

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>constantly want to fuck my roommates wife
Ky seems like a nice guy. We don't have much in common but maybe he could teach me lightning magic or something.

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YES!!

>>380742615
Well, he's not very talkative.

>>380727259
I can practice iaido with wirriamu-sama from nioh.
Pretty comfy.

>>380727259
Doomguy
probably safe since i'm not a demon

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TIME TO HIT HARD AND MAKE EM REGRET IT

>my super slutty second life character who has lockabl3 cuffs at all times

It's time for rape

Peri from Fire Emblem. Don't trust anyone, especially not your blood-happy roommate.

>battlefront 2 vulture droid/pilot droid
I guess it could work

>doc from teaching feeling
Good thing he's more into headpats and pancakes than molesting, right?

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>Nearly all the anons just pick their favourite Vidya girl

Sure, you totally played their game before this thread happened

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Every time he comes home he fultons all my shit out the window and slams me against a wall, fucking cunt.

Titan from destiny so idk how that would go probably just punching shit

>>380743270
I'm actually playing it again right now

>>380742552
Nah dude he just removed his little fingers because they're inefficient

>>380743285
>not thanking him for taking the time out of his day to slam you against the wall
Ungrateful faggot.

>>380729421
He analyses your stats when you aren't looking.
All E-Ranks

>>380727698
My scorch can make me morning omelettes

>>380727259
I learn the Mishima Style or i end up getting raped by some old bald dude

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>Can get to anywhere in the world in a day or two
I hope the fuel isnt expensive technomagic though

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>>380727259
THICC
disarm, then rape, then become a mr. Freeze type hero

>The Leper, Highwayman, Vestal, and Houndmaster from Darkest Dungeon

Dunno, probably hide the wine and books so they don't get a heart attack

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I guess she would just use me as a source of blood and she'd sleep a lot.

>My loli Arisen from Dragon's Dogma
Does this also mean I room with her dark skin amazon pawn? Win fucking win right there.

>Garren

DEMACIA!!!!!!

>>380743567
I usually say "Thanks for that, 'Boss'" in a sarcastic tone, he's probably too autistic to get it though. One time he just stood there shooting me in the crotch with a water pistol for 10 whole minutes, I don't know where he gets all that water from.

>>380727259
>played Saints rows 2
So my roommate is an ugly asian girl who thinks she's a nigger and also is a cunt.
Fuck. Guess i deserve that for playing a shitty game.

>>380743494
wait is this canon

i guess hes still pretty sexy, its just sad to know that he's just a regular dude who chopped his whole fingers off and has some kind of haiku-based autism

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I guess we'd just sit around playing turn based games.

>>380745359
>literally a man composed of thumbs
If I had this body horror monstrosity in my home I would kill myself immediately

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>>380727259
>coming and going at all hours of the night
>always smells of blood and animals
>has a life size doll, always doing weird poses in front of it
>collects all manner of weird crap
>draw the line at trying to blend a stillborn infant
>or I would if he didn't have a mountain of weapons
HELP

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>>380738124
I guess so. I never really watched the Star Wars films, nor the animated series. I just play the games because they are fun
>>380741324
kek

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>>380727259
My room will be trashed.

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>>380745573
>one day he just disappears without a trace
>but he left a serving of octopus on the floor
I'd just throw it out.

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>>380733931
Worth

>>380734627
>being weak enough to get pegged

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yaaaaaaa

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>>380727259
>my super slutty, super rich courier

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>>380734627
Why not? Are you gay or something?

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>>380727259
She seems nice, but I don't think we share any hobbies. A good roomate tho.

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I am not a cute girl so either best case I am kicked out or worst and most likely I am killed.

>>380727698

Same, Phase robo pilot.

...

This is my fetish?

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>katarina from tekken 7

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i dunno, i guess i'll try to acquaint Artyom with the way things are, and after he is comfortable with modern life, i kick him out since i don't have room for him.

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>Doomguy

I mean I bet he's a pretty cool guy as long as you aren't a demon.

>>380738191
Worth it.

>>380727259
>teemo
Fur everywhere, poisoned darts you might step on and die, maps and plans of ambushes scattered throughout the room. He has shrooms. I will probably die of poison or OD.

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>>380744017
>Mrs. Freeze

>>380727259
>Mr. Foster
DOSH
GRAB IT WHILE YA CAN, LADS

>>380727259
Femhunter from MonHun

>>380727259
Well my warframe would be kinda cool to hang with
If that doesn't count George Washington is awesome

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>>380727259

Things really get interesting at night

Geralt of Riva. He'll never be around cause "witchering" but he'll show up once a year for a few months during the winter and bang all the local women and have the place smell like a shitty necker den.

>>380730383
to piss you off faggot

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>>380727259
This is going to fucking suck

I feel like a modern home might be a little too sterile for a seedling, but he could live in a garden in the backyard i guess.

>>380727259

>Diablo

Hand holding

>>380727259
>Artyom
Fucking slavs.

>>380729892
Why? He is chill as fuck if you are not nazi shit. Also will tell awesome stories about metro stalkan.

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This will be interesting.......

>>380729386
Reimu a chu chu!

>>380741028
He will break all the pots and climb wals constantly. Also HYAA

dont remember the last time I played a video game.

>>380743052
You will die of lung cancer.

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>>380727259
He would probably kill me

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>>380727259
Everything is fine

>>380739894
That's a good deal considering he can basically never say no you got a slave!

>>380727259
>Samus

lewd

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well at least he's finally home

>My Minecraft character
We shall rejoice in our shared autism and maybe my house gets that work it needs. Also jetpacks.