>walk down the street >see this wat do?

ask her what she's playing

>>380724972
She kinda looks like the Joker

>>380724972
Continue walking until I reach my destination

>you'll never be employed in one of the biggest gaming companies in the world simply because you're a 6/10 willing to whore yourself out and pretend like you give a fuck about stupid videogames
Why wasn't I born with vagina

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>>380724972
make her my slave

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>mfw /v/ is so goddamn thirsty that they insta waifu some nintendo chicks

Give her my best smile and walk away, I wouldn't disturb this angel. I don't want to be an annoying prick with her.

>>380725160
This. Sad fucking truth about a lot of women in gaming industry.

>>380725169
I would pet this bread

Show her my dick. Bitches love dicks.

>>380725283
but thats rape

>>380725283
what is this genre in jav?
am never able to find more of such videos?

>>380724972

I think she's Reggie's new petite girlfriend and he brought her to E3. She loves Reggie's fat purple Pikmin cock.

Wonder where the hell that cable is connected, out in the street.

>>380725160
>Why wasn't I born with vagina
Because you're already petty and vindictive enough without one

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>*bing* *bing* WAHOO! *1-UP* *bing*
scoff at her and continue reading Atlas Shrugged.

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Hug! HUG!

tip my hat in her direction and continue walking

>>380724972
Wtf she looks EXACTLY like m00t

>>380725283
>jav actress trying not to laugh her ass off by the absurdity of the situation
heh

>>380725203
Good job beta bitch boi. Save her time for real men that like to destroy pussy and not cum on nep body pillows.

>>380726727
who?

I'd ask her why the fuck she has a couch in the street. What, Denver is like her personal living room ? I'd proceed to confuse her by giving her really strange mixed signals. I'd pull out my 3DS while smiling making her think I was trying to connect with her then I'd pitch that shit hard at her face. While holding her broken nose she would look up at me astonished. That's when I would unzip dick and moonwalk away from her while furiously jerking off and cumming in her general direction until I disappeared behind a corner in the alley. Then I would keep slowly peaking at her and hiding again like I do when I play with my cat.

>>380725135
The only real answer.

>>380725762
I nearly squirt coke out of my nose cause of this response. Thanks anon.

360 and walk away

Move along

She's not that attractive. Are you that much of a virgin that the most attractive thing about her is that she's playing videogames

ITT: Low standards

>>380727341
>Are you that much of a virgin that the most attractive thing about her is that she's playing videogames
Are you that much of a virgin that you had to put them down for finding someone mildly attractive, attractive?

I know your hottest girlfriend was a watermelon left in the oven a bit too long but get over yourself. She's a cute girl. Real looking.

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>>380724972
Ask her if I can try Samus Returns for a bit.

>>380725762
>woman in all but snatch
Oh my. He can just say he identifies as female, and boom, industry darling.

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Marry her immediately.

>>380724972
I thought she was cuter than breasts of the wild

>>380725160
https://www.linkedin.com/in/theresa-apolinario
She does actual work anon. You haven't worked a day in your life, even with a vagina you'd be a failure.

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I thought Theresa is pretty short judging by how she looks like when sitting down, but apparently she's roughly the same height as Kendra and taller than Sam (because Sam had heels and Theresa had sneakers that day)

T H E R E S A
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>these are the girls nintendies swoon after

Y'all have low standards in vidya and women alike

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obligatory

>>380728275
okay?

>>380728583
But she's good at the games.

>>380724972
"American women hella ugly"

>>380728583
no THIS is a gamergirl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU3kIFFXnc0

>>380724972
*pulls out his quentin folder*

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>"Anons, we read all your posts together in bed."

>>380728842
Thats her cuck.

>>380725762
hot dang, somebody call the police cause I just witnessed a fucking murder

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>>380724972
I want to worship Theresa.
I want a strong black bull with alpha genes to impregnate her and I want to raise her kids and be a good cuck while she fucks different guys every day for her pleasure. I want dozens of kids to spread the great Theresa gene to the world. I want the entire of earth to be nothing but a descendants of Theresa. The only good gene is a Theresa gene.
I want to be her toilet slave so she doesn't need to use paper.
I want to be her foot slave.
Whatever she wants, anytime, anytime, I'll do it. My salary goes directly to her. She dictates what I do, not me.
I want to dedicate my life to Theresa and her happiness. It doesn't matter what happens to me, it only matters that she's happy. I love her but I know I don't deserve her and I'm only worthy of being her slave.

>>380729282
K

tfw no two switches

>>380724972
Smack that thing out of her hands.
The Diamond Dogs are sex blind.

>>380724972
I would just do a maori haka dance

>>380726108

>>380724972
Cum in my pants instantaneously and shuffle away uncomfortably hoping I'm not noticed.

please post more Theresa

Why does nintendo keep hiring prostitutes?

I fucked these bitches a couple years ago