>boss battle >"Take THIS!"

Its no use!

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>boss battle
>health bar depletes
>fills up again in a different color

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>skeleton boss
>"I GOT BONE TO PICK YOU UP WITH"

>>380722058
>fire boss
>NOW WE COOKING WITH GAS!

>>380722058
>Booty boss
>NOW WE COOKING WITH ASS!

>>380723316
>fire boss
>LET'S HEAT THINGS UP!

>>380724253
>Footfag boss
>LETS FEET THINGS UP!

>pick a god and pray

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>frog batlle
>GREEN TEXT!

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>>380722058
>Final boss
>You lose all of your weapons

>clock boss
>do you know what time it is?
>"THE ICE AGE!"

>Boss battle
>First phase is one creature with a shield that you can only attack every so often
>Second phase is two of these creatures without shields, but has all the other abilities of the first phase AND they corale you into the blast of the second one

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>>380724490
>except the first weapon in the game

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>Boss battle
>Game's title is Zero
>Level title is Zero
>Battle song named Zero
>Your name is a synonym for Zero
><<Now we find out who's number one!>>

>>380722058
>boss battle against Inspector Gadget
>"You're a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents. What an asshole!"

>boss battle in a bank
>I guess it's time...TO CASH OUT

>>380724801
>never upgraded first weapon

>Boss battle
>"Come here and let me give you a footjob"

>>380722058
>final boss
>it's just a QTE

>>380726914
>final boss
>it's a shmup segment out of nowhere

>kill boss
>"you've killed me!"

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>>380726914

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>boss kills himself in a massive explosion that kills you too
>doesn't count as a win and you have to fight him again

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>>380723316
>>380724253

>defeat Fire boss first phase
>I was just getting warmed up!

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>mini boss battle
>kill it in one hit
>on accident

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>final boss
>but before it you must fight all the other bosses you've previously fought
>they've changed as much as a rock embedded heavily into soil
>and i mean every single one

>final boss
>long ass cutscene before the battle
>battle ends with a critical QTE that is easy to fuck up
>fucking up means watching the long ass cutscene again and doing the whole battle again

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>bomb boss
>I'M HAVIN' A BLAST!

>Japanese written game
>HUH I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TRY MY BEST RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why the fuck are the nips incapable of writing good dialogue in anything ever?

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>>380722058
>Water Boss
>I'm going to shock you into tomorrow!

>ugly sack of shit boss
>WHOOOOOOOOO THEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKKKKKK AREEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>380727703
>I've never played a VN: The Post

>>380727762
My Name?
FUCK YOU

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>final boss
>have to beat it using a newly introduced gameplay mechanic

>boss battle
>Have at you!

>>380722058
>boss gets his ass kicked several times in the story
>h-heh t-that didn't hurt at all

>>380727948
>have to beat him using starting equipment

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>flame boss
>BURN TO THE GROUND BURN WOO WOO BURN UUAAH BURN BURN TRY FOR ME BURN TO THE BURN BURN BURN TO WOO BURN TO THE GROUND BURN UAAAH BURN TRY FOR ME BURN BU-BU-BU-BURN TO THE GROUND BURN BURN

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>>380722058
>final boss get's mentioned a lot in the game
>it's easy as shit

>>380728010
>Starting equipment is a single wooden stick

>Your shoe is a boss
>You have to defeat it 3 different times

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>clear the dungeon
>reach the final boss
>"WELL, it looks like you made it past all of my guards..."

>fight final boss somewhere early or mid-game
>completely kick his ass
>battle ends anyway eith the exact same outcome since you're not supposed to win

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>final boss cannot be defeated through normal means
>It must instead kill the antagonist of the game through specific events
>You can miss these events throughout the game
>You are not given hints about this either

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>>380728207

i wonder if the arrangement of vases in the background was on purpose

>game is hyped for years before release
>it sucks when it comes out

>skeleton boss
>GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!

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>final boss
>makes all your time mastering the game pointless by using a completely different gameplay style

>>380726914
>final boss
>gets cut in development for being "too video gamey"

>>380724801
>>380724490
name ONE (1) game that does this

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>Ice boss
>"It's time to turn up the heat"

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>>380722058
>defeat boss and acquire his powers
>it's just a nerfed and dumbed down version of a cool moveset

>Mission Objective: Survive

>Mission Objective: Kill Yourself

>NPC's continuously talk about the unimaginable strength of the boss for the whole game
>get hyped for the battle and expect a long, hard fought but fulfilling battle
>battle starts and you kill it in 2 hits without losing any HP

fuck games that do this

>water boss
>KING OF THE DEEP!

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>boss battle
>"You piece of shit/trash/garbage!"

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>>380727782
>VN
>Good writing
Oh boy I can't wait to play one and be a transfer student to an all special kid school in Gochuchingoku prefecture where I'll surely be an outcast but slowly get a set of loyal and diverse set of friends with their own quirks and personalities. Nips can't into subtlety.

>kill final boss ingame
>totally unharmed in a cutscene where he doent die and escapes
WOW

>>380722058
>Boss Battle
>"Sorry, I'm dead"

What did he mean by this?

>>380728852
>Boss has cool and unlimited habilities
>Get nerfed moveset with limited uses

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>>380722058
>every battle
>"Take this!"

>old youtube video
>"EAT THIS"

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>boss battle
>it's the most hyped up moment in the game
>e3 trailers, previews, screenshots, leaked info, big reveals, huge company conferences.
>the music ramps up, a composer who is playing the game has a heart attack from how beautiful the music is
>huge doors open slowly
>you have all the weapons
>you walk forward
>the light blooms out
>you regain your vision
>here it is

it's just a fight where you walk around and kill annoying enemies from earlier in the game

fuck quake 1's ending.

>porn video
>"FUCK THIS"

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>time magic boss
>"SLOW DOWN"

>>380729572
>"FINISH HIM!"

>boss boss
>"YOUR FIRED"

>Final boss
>GET A LOAD OF THIS!
>GET A LOAD OF THIS!
>GET A LOAD OF THIS!
>GET A LOAD OF THIS!

>>380729679
>Shub-Niggurath
>Niggurath
>Niggur
>Nigger
wtf i hate id software now

>>380729714
>time slows down
>"YOU'RE TOO SLOOOW"

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>Penis boss
>"Suck my cock!"

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>>380729456

>boss battle
>"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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>>380729751
heh...

>>380729786
>quake
quake is 5 letters long
5+5 = 10
"nigger" is 6 letters long
10 - 4 = 6
therefore
this joke is stupid

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>boss have a really long health bar
>defeated with one punch

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>boss turns into a dragon for no fucking reason

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>boss rips your skin
>Oh shit, I'm sorry

>>380730028
because fuck logical gameplay we're a AAA game company and originality is replaced by movie licenses and sequels.

>>380725084
Name three games that do this.

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>gym boss
>"LET'S SETTLE THIS ON THE RING"

>kill boss
>boss has lengthy dying animation
>get killed by summoned minions while he's dying
>game over

>>380730028
The Spider Man 2 Mysterio boss is legit the best boss fight ever. You don't see it coming.

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>>380729714
>time magic boss
>throw knives

>>380730150
hULKAMANIAAA

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>nigger boss
>ooh ooh ahh ahh

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>>380730037
>beat boss
>boss turns into a loli for no fucking reason

>>380726914
Of all the things Halo 4 did wrong, this was the worst.

>beat boss early into the game
>much later he joins your team
good stuff

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>boss steals your brother's soul
>and you will be next

>>380730159
When I first fought that boss I thought the game bugged out.

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>beat final boss
>the planet/space station/building/whatever starts to crumble
>need to race to get out to finish the game with the score roaring in the background

The best

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>final boss
>movement commands are inverted

>>380730494
Name 3 kino's and 5 flicks where this happens

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>>380730486
The best indeed.

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>be a brother
>brother dies
>boss battle
>"i will... AVENGE HIM!!!!"
>kill boss in 1 hut because apparently avenging someone gives you powers

>fire boss
>"chill out, man"

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>>380730198
>boss challenges you to a yapapi strap match

>>380730580
A whole hut?

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>npc fights boss instead of you

>>380728703
Shantae and the Pirates Curse

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>>380730678
a pizza hut

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>bout to get in a boss battle with some cocky cunt who is saying he's gonna fuck you up
>you take him out in one slo mo kick

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>get to PQ boss in Maple
>your party sucks and gets rekt in five seconds

ree

>>380729572

>old youtube video
>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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>>380730557
BG&E

>>380730294
My favorite part was the fact that the grenade that Chief sticked to the Didact's chest doesn't fucking stick and explodes in a completely different matter than in that cutscene

>>380730801
let the bodies hit the flor
let the bodies het the floor
let the bahdiesh hit the
*tss tss*
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>380727660
"I LAY MY ARMS, ZEUS, RELEASE ME FROM THIS TORMENT!"

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>>380730869
>matter
i meant manner of course

>>380722058
KURAE

>>380722058
>He's fast!

>>380730801
>old youtube video
>codygamer1243 presents killing bigfoot in GTA san andreas

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>platformer game
>final boss is shmup

>>380731002
>old youtube video
>windows movie maker blue background and white text

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>>380730879

LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE
*tss* *tss*
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>380731065

>Fist line of text scrolls in from the left
>Second line scrolls in from the right
>Font at a bigger size doing the same thing in the background

>old youtube video
>grey gradient white text and lensflare

>>380731065
>>380731139
>lens flare

>>380724405
Every time.

>>380729442
Nips are pretty good at subtlety. It's just that VNs and LNs fucking suck

>>380730749
Thank you for warning me.

>>380728648
>too videogamey
Is there a worse phrase in video games?

>>380722058
>boss battle
>"TAKE IT BOY"

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>Kill boss
>"O I am slain"

>>380728703
God of war 1

>>380724405
Game name

>>380726914
Fuck you Sly 4

>>380727239

GOOD

>Shitposting boss
>Makes this exact thread

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>>380722328

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>>380722058
>final boss
>tries to make your face the greatest

>>380723316
BURN TO THE GROUND
BURN

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>Defeat boss
>No... How can it be?!

>>380722058
I'll end it thus!

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>>380731415
>Nips are pretty good at subtlety
I mostly play Jap games, but come the fuck on, anon.

>>380731065
>old youtube video
>pulls up notepad
>"hello youtube :)"

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>>380727594
>okami final dungeon

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>Three hit combo attack
>Hah! Yah! Haaah!

>>380728151
>Fists hit for more than stick
>Can't use fists

>>380733249
>dont forgett to r8 5 stars!!!

>>380733369
unregistered hypercam 2