FINAL FANTASY STORMBLOOD XIV ETC ETC SHILLS N SHIT
THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES TILL LAUNCH
SHOW ME YOUR GAME FACE
Server up bros.
SERVER IS UPSOON
SOON
POST MIQO'TE
>>380714481
WHO'S READY FOR SERVER CRASHES WHEN THE IXION FATE SPAWNS FOR THE FIRST TIME
so which anime swordsman are you guys borrowing quotes from for all your SAM ability macros?
LET'S FUCKING GOO
>have to go to dentist an hour after launch
FUCK
SAM thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU7OBSQyt7w
>>380714481
>>380714481
>PLD gets all of MNK's lost potency
>Didn't participate in a release/expansion day of a mmo since Aion EU's server
I'm excited
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQjgBVzJTJc
>>380714608
TONIGHT STEP FROM THE DARK TO THE LIGHT
TONIGHT
MY SPIRIT SHALL RISE FROM THE GRAVE AND EORZEA SHALL KNOW I WAS RIGHT
me right now
SOON BROTHERS
>>380714632
Tell him to bite you
So what's the best tank now?
Im going to miss
CHILDREN OF THE LAND, DO YOU HEAR
>>380714623
Exactly that one
Will Femqote's look better in SAM or RDM gear?
>DRG godlike for another expansion
MNK ON SUICIDE WATCH
HANG IN THERE BROTHERS. WE'RE ALMOST THERE
Our boy Xeno's trashing tanks right NOW
>>380714696
me on the left
I've been up for about 20 hours and worked an 11 hour shift. Who else tired as fuck
>>380714705
PLD clearly.
It even take DRK's niche tanking by being able to block magic now.
>>380714640
Bullshit, this is more fitting for SAMs from /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brpg29S4CaQ
>>380714720
it's not like Dragonsong was used that much
>>380714481
Is the combat better now? I always get to that fucking pirate farm and get bored as fuck with this game.
Gonna lel so hard when maintenance is extended for another 2 hours.
>>380714738
>>DRG godlike for another expansion
they got nerfed real bad, itd be a wonder if they're taken over Trick Attack machine and SAM
>lodestone has several messages up confirming that 4.0 is at 2am PDT
>dumbshit friends keep thinking that it is later and later
Post Yoshi Ps
Is it true that people who bought the collectors edition don't get early access?
What are the chances of evening getting into the first wave in a couple minutes? Anyone from HW early access can tell if it was "stable"?
Final chance to make some cocoa or tea and get a nice meal and dump in before rushing into the new world of StormbloodAnyone know of some items on the MB that were dirt cheap and now going to be stupidly in demand due to new crafts for 4.0? I expect people to be all over it once the server goes up, but wouldn't hurt to make a bit of extra dosh if possible
RULES OF NATURE
https://youtu.be/SpaZd-koGtg
>>380714640
>>380714778
Bullshit, it's clearly this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TazywZDuj9I
>>380714818
Depends on how populated your server was.
>>380714798
Im gonna lel so hard too /b/ro rofl
redy to go
>>380714778
POST FAVORITE MOWTENDOOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3iHxLs5maM
>>380714807
>not taking DRG to buff SAM with Dragon's Gaze
>>380714768
I just woke up 20 minutes ago and now I'm smoking a blunt of sour D
>>380714768
I woke up an hour ago after 9 hours of sleep and it's 10:35am. Feeling perfect
>>380714807
DRG is going to get taken unless SB's fight design is really unfriendly to triple melee or really requires a caster.
>>380714778
>>380714843
>not blasting this on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYfUvW_3C3U
>>380714818
HW launch was "unstable" on populated servers for about an hour and after that it was smooth sailing
>>380714818
I had zero issues getting in on a mid-populated server on 3.0 launch.
Will it actually be a good game this time around?
>>380714818
smooth as long as you weren't on primal
>>380714807
>they got nerfed real bad
>DRG patch notes: "potency increased" on everything
>new buffs for the raid
>Battle Litany untouched
Try harder, MNK shitter
>>380714807
>they got nerfed real bad
?
>>380714882
>triple melee
sounds bad!
>>380714481
FOR ALA MHIGO
>>380714818
Expect one hour downtime, and then finally being able to get into the game after.
>>380714818
It took me like 20ish minutes to first log into HW if i remember, It wasn't too bad
All these threads in 2 days time:
>I got to endgame and now I'm bored
>I wish I hadn't rushed
>I wish I hadn't spoiled myself on everything
>Fucking dataminers!
>yfw maintenance gets extended 3 more hours
https://youtu.be/yFeF4CEu4gA?t=4m9s
anyone know what this OST is called?
>>380714481
>1:59 am PDT
>"Due to unforeseen complications, server maintenance has been extended until 8 am PDT. We apologize for the inconvenience."
>>380714348
>>380714916
>Get dragged along because you buff the damage of the useful job
WHO'S READY TO DO POTD 50-60 GRIND FOR RDM/SAM HERE???
>>380714916
blood for blood got halved
disembowel, the main reason to take DRG, got gutted
youre invigorate is 400 down from 500
NIN SAM and MNK get buffed by skill speed now applying to auto attacks
ok, time for one last fap before SB
DONE WITH UNI EXAMS, PASSED EVERYTHING, 2.5 MONTHS OF FREE TIME I'M SO FUCKING READYYYYYYYYYY
>>380714992
As ready as I am ever going to be.
>>380714951
Extensions were the reason why we started getting 24hr maints in the first place.
>>380714916
B4B took a slight hit because the trait is gone, and the piercing debuff was nerfed, and you can't double up on Geirskogul
but yeah potency increases+Dragon's Gaze+Mirage Dive will balance it out to be better than before, and it's still the only piercing debuff anyway
Fuck you ps4 for making me dl the whole 22k mb patch
>>380714987
>deal MONSTROUS!!!!111 DPS
>doesn't get taken anyway
Is there anything sadder than a MNK?
>>380714792
Don't lie and say that the final Nidhogg fight wasn't hype as fucking shit as dragonsong played and got more intense with the phases.
Easily my favorite FFXIV theme so far.
>>380714992
my body is ready
how much utility does bard have now 2% perma crit, increased healing for tank, damage reduction for tank, 15% mini crits, 3% damage, extra health/magic resist/physical resist is that everything?
>>380714996
>Blood for blood
>Effect increasing damage dealt has been changed from 10% to 15%.
someone tell me right now what dps to play
BLM, BRD, or DRG
>>380714560Hello fellow Ougifag
Remember to do all your roulettes early before they reset in a couple of hours.
>>380715098
oh no, Final Steps of Faith was GOAT
but Dragonsong wasn't used that much in the expansion at alland the later phases of FSOF were Heavensward remixes like every other song
Press F for all those anons who couldn't make it here today.
>>380714623
kairo seijuro is the only correct answer
BALMUNG IS KILL
I REPEAT, BALMUNG IS KILL
>>380715147
Ranged physical dps get party wide tp/mp regen through role abilities
>>380715158
It was 30% with the trait and now the trait's gone
>>380715158
used to be 30%, genius
>>380714996
>somehow implying Drg doesn't get buffed by skill speed auto-attacks
>somehow implying B4B doesn't affect everyone
>somehow implying you understand things
>>380714992
ALL DAY LONG YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>380715158
It was 30% damage increase thanks to a Trait (removed).
>>380714746
Whip job when?
Could be Beast Master.
>>380715026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE
Is it up yet, sluts?
>>380715201
There were like 100 different arranges of dragonsong used in the HW MSQ though
>mfw ala mhiggers finally get out of our land
>>380715158
If you're not aware everyone else got 10%, DRG had a personal trait that increases it to 30% damage out and 15% damage in
>>380715158
it used to be 30% with the trait
BUT they get Dragon's Gaze so it's really only a 5% nerf overall
>>380714996
You know that DRG uses skill speed too right?
>But those other jobs get speed buffs
Spoilers: those buffs ALWAYS applied to auto-attacks.
>>380715239
Yes
ITS ON
So will we be able to have an HUD setup for each class with your UI changing to the one assigned to the class the momment you job change?
20 minutes
Still have more than half chicken bucket to finish
>tfw havent even reached heavensward yet
>>380715197Hello my friend, have fun in SB
>>380715094I play Machinist, DRG damage really isn't that good, they are literally disembowel slaves. Hopefully content will remain as easy as Creator was, so you DRGs still find slots in raid
>>380714623
Ippitsu sojo!
MEMORIES BROKEN
>>380715239
No japs think everything is supposed to be like paper folding
IS ALA MHIGO JUST AN INSTANCED DUNGEON?
>>380715296
1/10 an attempt was made
>>380714858
You posted the best one, it's not fair.
>>380715257
>only after you've impregnated some of them
>>380715251
no you nigger, they're all Heavensward arrangements.
>>380715296
A for effort
>>380715271
>>380715270
Not to mention big potency increases on all their skills. Literally every whining "the sky is falling" post is the same, acting like the negative changes are the only things that actually happened, and all the buffs don't exist.
>>380715296
Looks legit.
>>380715334
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
>>380715353
Enjoy your vacation, you wont be leaving XIV anyways
>>380715318You too
DUDE KILL THIS PRIMAL LMAO
>>380714992
for SAM
and BLM
and NIN
GIVE IN TO THE HUNGER
GIVE IN TO THE HUNGER
>>380715296
>know it's a bait
>still check
You're a fucking shit
>>380715353
Don't taint your bloodline, have some self respect.
>>380715227
>Yoshida wearing Momotaro shirt during E3.
>Mototaro is about a boy and his animal companions
BEAST MASTER CONFIRMED.
>>380715257
>thanalan
>our land
(((lalafell)) detected
>>380715353
>new expansion
>people looking forward to grinding palace of the dead as the first thing in
Are these niggas serious? Suicide.
ARE WE THERE YET?
>>380714481
fuck off lego man
so all that talk about potencies and skils geting changed was horseshit.
whm status = no1 shed dweller.
>>380715436
>Not constantly checking
Enjoy your queue
SAY MY NAME, one last time /v/.
reminder to masturbate now while you have time
How many NEETS here are playing this at 5AM
Which job is the most Eurobeat?
losing interest the longer i wait
>>380714818
On Greg, it was slightly better than expected but still pretty shitty. 90ks and server lobby errors everywhere, Balmung bringing down Aether for a while, getting disconnected trying to go to Ul'dah, massive lag and queues everywhere for over an hour until things were stabilized.
I still stuck it out. Hoping the new servers make it less agonizing this time.
>>380715498
Been beating it to Lakshmi's theme since it was ripped
>>380715447
People literally have completed beast tribe quests saved up to turn in right away so they can get that miniscule little exp boost right at the start. This is how desperate and obsessive people are.
I hope they feel fucking stupid when they get to endgame in 2 days and discover there's nothing to do.
15 minutes. Guess it's time to start randomly logging on.
>>380715493
Ember?
>>380715503
reporting in
>>380715503
it's 12 am anon
>>380715517
MNK or NIN
>>380715503
6AM here
>>380715503
>currently unemployed
>gf gone on work trip for next week
>already adjusted sleeping schedule so I woke up about 2 hours ago
I'm ready
>>380715503
>West coast is at 2am
They cucked us again bros
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/7933cb4e7b3a01b4e86dc352c2ac06cca462cfc4#aa3_4
MAINTEANCE EXTENDED FOR HOUR!
>>380715498
Bad idea, you need the energy to play all day.
Who else is going to transfer to Omega?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGHbjU0Ahcw
>I logged out in quarrymill
Am I gonna make it boys?
>>380715450
Hey Vegeta,remember when teamfourstar was good?
>>380715498
Oh yea I totaly forgot
Okay, SAM and RDM were the most hyped classes and they got released.
What comes next expansion, meme Dancer excluded? Blue Mage?
>>380715529
>Too lazy to do beast tribes and have never even set foot in POTD
Time for some dungeons and fates, nigga
>>380715572
nice try
>>380715517
If by fast, then MNK/NIN
If by drifting, then PLD because you'll be stuck in long and detailed animations as you "drift" in and out of AoE attacks and mechanics.
>>380715503
>tfw it's 10:45 AM after sleeping for 10 hours straight
Feels good being EU.
>>380714640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c87ARHzyO4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eys1vNuY8-Y
>>380715571
Are you sure you got cucked by the game and not just by the time?
IT'S UP
>>380715517
Ninja or Monk. Ninja literally gets faster movement speed and both have positionals. Monk is constantly drifting around it's target.
Would any of you like to be my e-bf?
>>380715591
All the bandwagoner has to go to uldah first.
>>380715361
Ok so it's just 闘争, 蒼天騎士団 and 誤想, but they were all played frequently during cutscenes
Reminder that bard is objectively the best job to level first
>good dps
>fun new playstyle
>can easily tag monsters for quests
>mandatory for every raid
save your tanks and healers for later level a dps before the samurai and red mages catch up and flood dungeon queues.
SERVER UP
HOLY SHIT I'M IN
>>380715638
what race do u play
>>380715503
>took some nyquil and hydrocodone to knock myself out at 9
>woke up at 3:40
I'm fuckin ready
>>380715594
they've only gotten better desu
>>380715604
Beastmaster
Rune FencerPUP
>>380714481
>There will be people who watch others such as Mr.Happy streaming the game instead of playing it themselves.
>>380715623
>went to sleep 2 AM
>couldn't sleep
Now I'm sitting here half dead
if my maths is right BRD gets a 1070 potency attack with barrage refulgent arrow. 300 * 1.1(raging) * 1.05(drg) * 1.03(foe)
>>380715684
Are you fucking me?
>>380715503
I regret not taking that nap
you all need to calm down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmbygzLXI8g
>>380715212
And nothing of value was lost.
>>380715679
I refuse to believe that.
>>380715640
>Need to go to Ul'dah to pick up the PLD quest
>Gonna have to load through all the people starting SAM and RDM
>>380715503
No neet, but I took 9 days off for the expac
REMOVE MHIGO remove mhigo
you are worst mhigger. you are the mhigger idiot you are the mhigger smell. return to croatioa. to our othardia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,abania we will never forgeve you. highlander rascal rascal FUck but fuck asshole ala mhigan stink gyr abania sqhipere sqhipere..ala mhigan genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead ala mhigan..ahahahahahGYR ABANIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget baelsar's wall .gyr abania we kill the king , abania return to your precious rhalgr….hahahahaha idiot ala mhigan and gyr abanian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE ALA MHIGO FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. eorzea+garlemal+othard+ishgard=kill ala mhigo…you will conquered/ haurchefant alive in eorzea, haurchefant making album of eorzea . fast rap haurchefant eorzea. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of haurchefant… you are ppoor stink mhigger… you live in a hovel hahaha, you live in a yurt
haurchefant alive numbr one #1 in eorzea ….fuck the ala mhigo ,..FUCKk ashol mhiggers no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. haurchefant aliv and real strong wizard kill all the mhigger farm aminal with paladin magic now we the eorzea rule .ape of the zoo griffin ilberd fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and ala mhigo wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. eorzea greattst countrey
>>380715679
Why the fuck would anyone do that
can someone post the dungeon/raid duty picture list?
>>380715664
miqo'te female (male)
Hey guys, levelling my first character ever, coming to the end of ARR now. I'm a Black Mage, should I switch to something else for Heavensward? Was interested in Dark Knight before the patch and now I'm hearing it's complete garbage. I also was very interested in Monk.
>>380715529
But they aren't rushing to the endgame, they're getting the new jobs up to do the MSQ with you fucking idiot
>>380715750
Into the bin you go
I wantdwarfandelfas an class
>>380715623
Light is so sexy
POST YFW EMERGENCY MAINT WITHIN FIRST HOUR AND LASTS 3 HOURS+
>>380715740
Because you're not allowed to go into a dungeon or trial without watching the Mr. Happy video on it duh.
>>380715698
Yes anon, Fray.
>>380715720
>need to stop by immortal flames barracks to finish/start squad mission
>>380715778
i'll change race for you bby ;)
Just woke up. Is it up yet?
>>380715761
BLM gets infinitely more fun once you hit 60 so I'd say stay with that but it's up to you.
>>380715761
DRK isn't complete garbage. Play around with the classes and see which ones you have the most fun with. MNK may or may not be completely dumpstered though, only time will tell.
>>380715503
Have to head to a temp agency at noon so i wont be NEET for long.
>>380715503
11am here soon. Think it's the first time since Wildstar an early access has been in the morning here in EU
>>380715801
>>380715832
No.
Why did they put all new jobs in Ul'dah?
>>380715801
I wouldn't mind.
Literally free sleep time.
>>380715761
Everything is always complete garbage or broken OP according to people before expansions, just play what you feel like playing. Pretty much every job is cool in their own way.
>>380714996
They increased the potency of all attacks to compensate.
It's even better than before
>>380715832
5-10 min
>>380714992
Reportan
>finally getting tired 12 min from launch
never should have taken these summer classes
>>380715761
Don't listen to the retards in here about what is good or bad. This game is not like WoW where some specs are basically unplayable due to bad balance. All the jobs are fine. People just like to obsess over microscopic differences to feel "elite".
>>380715503
Been staying up until 11am just for this. I'm so fucked up but I'm so fucking ready at the same time.I love college life.
>>380715801
༼ つ _ ༽つ SUMMON SERVERS ༼ つ _ ༽つ
>>380715832
10 minutes assuming it's on time.
>>380715801
i'd just go to bed and play when i woke up.
Are Squadrons able to level higher yet?
>>380715801
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOSHIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
10 MINUTES!!!!
>>380715330
My nigga
>>380714481
Question: All the relevant Ascians sans Elidibus (Lahabrea, Igeyorhm and Nabriales) are dead as fuck, so which Ascians get the limelight next?
Please say Altima.
will the play button light up when maintenance ends or do you have to close it and reopen the game?
10 MINUTES
༼ つ _ ༽つ SUMMON SERVERS ༼ つ _ ༽つ
>>380715801
We all know its happening
>>380715761
Play whatever you want, have fun
fuck the knicks
>>380715926
Is Lahabrea even dead?
>>380715913
The fucking tease
>>380715864
It's the canon starting city for the WoL.
>>380715802
>Enter level 61 dungeon
>"Did you guys watch the guide?"
Is anyone buying a jump potion?
>>380715973
Thordan ate him
>>380715802
>listening to longwinded explanations of simple mechanics by the insufferable Mr. Happy
>>380715973
Yeah man, Thordan gave him the succ.
>>380715896
Heyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yose5jKIIVY
9 MINUTES!!!!
>>380714623
>so which anime swordsman are you guys borrowing quotes from for all your SAM ability macros?
Pic related.
But also Samurai Jack.
>>380715973
Lorebook confirmed that Lahabrea is 100% dead
They gonna give me back a sub day?? Says today's my last one now and I won't be able to play today.
>>380715926
It has to be Altima
>>380715973
Yeah, the eyes were all used up to make Shinryu. So the theory that he was still living in one of them is fucked now.
>>380715973
Nah, he is inside Shinryu and he is going to go all Alien on him after you defeat him and become the true final boss of the raid series.
>>380715998
meme voice
༼ つ _ ༽つ SUMMON SERVERS ༼ つ _ ༽つ
i love yoshida
>>380715968
oh you got the mango sentinel?
if i stay logged in on the patcher, will it automatically enable the play button when the server comes up?
>>380715990
I probably will tomorrow in the early morning when I'll actually be able to log back in since it logs you out.
>>380715998
>not just watching xeno's guides over slut.
>>380715801
I purposely woke up for this shit, SE.
>>380715998
>woman
>>380715913
if i stay on this screen will i be able to log in right as they come up or will i need to refresh?
MAINTENANCE EXTENDED BY 1 HOUR
IT'S OGRE
Post rock hard penises!
>>380716034
Nope. Should have re-subbed for this, Anon.
>>380714623
None, because I'm not a gigantic faggot, enjoy getting kicked from DF.
i bought my copy from DLgamer but haven't gotten my code for the early access....
anyone else bought their copy there too?
>>380716063
Fuck off back to loddit/twitch with that shit.
>>380715998
flat
>>380714623
MEMORIES BROKEN
TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
I EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAMEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>380716098
>IT'S REAL
>>380714623
Y'all niggers getting vote kicked on sight
Yes, even Kenshin fags.
>>380716067
>another patch
>it's 6gb
are you fucking shitting me
Is there a google doc or image for ease of access for everything needing to be unlocked that came out in patch notes?
>>380715998
>posting Shitteq
Honestly both are terrible but please even Mr. Happy is better, please don't fall for the grill gaymer maymay.
>>380715998
>listening to a dumb slut who skips over mechanics she doesn't understand
Watch Xeno you redditor faggot.
>>380716147
Will be my LB quote.
>>380716026
How to Sam
>macro 'Oro" to literally everything
>????
>profit
>>380716153
>>380716103
https://youtu.be/VTW30Q4B3Go
>>380715503
Just took a nap to prep, got my coffee brewing and I'm fuckin ready. Gonna pretty much play till I crash. I'm hyped.
>>380716063
ARISE SERVERS ARISE!
SERVERS ARISE!
>>380716098
>>380716076
You have to refresh by using the world button but otherwise you can stay in the client
ALL I NEED IS 5 MINUTES
https://youtu.be/oUKi1_37v7Q
>>380716026
IIEEEEYASUUUUUUUUU
enjoy your 20/20 party members in potd guys
>>380716098
>mfw it's real
>>380716004
9 minutes until I can grind to 70 and fill her journal with hot tales of my hard throbbing adventures.
Looks like they're recycling models from their phone games now.ATTACK WHILE ITS TAIL IS UP!
You know I really think thatif you read this your server will crash in its sleep tonight unless you reply to this post
>>380714623
IZA JINJOU NI SHOUBU
>>380716203
Will you miss her?
>>380715998
Mizzteq hasn't made good guides since 2.x. She CONSTANTLY and CONSISTENTLY gets facts wrong or omits shit that she doesn't personally have to deal with.
>>380716260
>>380716260
>>380716098
>tfw you're at work anyways
>4 minutes
>still not up
I'm getting worried.
>>380716260
RUDE
Futaba's FFXIV thread is hyped as fuck too
http://may.2chan.net/b/res/490522759.htm
>>380716259
why waste assets?
>>380716260
I live in Balmung, I can't risk it.
>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcE4-6QGgpc
>>380716274
For the two or three quests that she's incapacitated, yes.
>>380715998
There are better options than Mizzteq as well.
But I'd still pick her over Mr.Happy.
RISE WITH ME!
RISE WITH ME!
RISE WITH ME!
RISE SERVERS!
>>380716004
wud fuck everything in that image
>>380714807
>they got nerfed real bad
>phleb's damage baked into everything
>power surge baked in jumps
>jump animation lock reduced
SUCK IT MNK
U
C
K
I
T
M
N
K
>>380716259
>Implying Mobius didn't seal from XIV first
>>380716260
MOTHERFUCKER
Should I keep launcher open or start it when maint ends?
>>380715589
«Donut»
>>380716157
This was out like 12 hours ago niBBer
>>380716260
stop it
>>380716315
japs are punctual
>>380716324
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
>>380716260
BASTARD!!!
>>380716324
>>380716327
FUCCCCCCCCCCCKI don't really care gives me a chance to go to sleep.
>>380716260
Please no
>>380716324
>>380716378
lets see if you are right then
>>380716260
YAMEROOOOO!
THEYRE UUUUUUUUUP
>>380716260
>>380716325
It's part of the reason XIV has no visual identity. It just takes models whole-sale from other games, and then grabs artists from deviantArt to design their armor sets.
2 MINUTES UNTIL SERVER ISSUES
>>380715503
>implying ANYONE is playing this on the east coast after the lagtastrophe
I made this post 200ms ago.
>>380716324
>Reading SAM scribbles
TWO MINUTES!
It's up.
>>380716362
You have to refresh it.
2 MINUTES until we get mad that it's not ready at 5 am on the dot.
UP
IT'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
IT'S UP
>>380716378
>gundam beta is always up earlier than the time they say
>>380716436
O SHIT HE'S NOT LYING
>>380716378
It was up 30 minutes early last maintenance.
>>380714623
Just the LB
飛天御剣流
『九頭龍閃』
UP
OH SHIT
UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP
ALA MHIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S UP[
IT'S UP
Input your pass and one time code my nigs.
>>380716393
>even their flowcharts are professional in presentation
IT"S UP
O SHIT
>>380716324
But you told me that japs don't play xiv and hate it, only 11 and dq
>>380716260
Whelp.
ITS UPPPPPPPP
>>380716098
Could be worse, you could be Nexon
>Maintenance extended by 1 hour
>I mean 2 hours
>I mean 7
>I mean 24
ITS TIME TO EAT STROMBOLIE
ITS UP BOYS
TIME FOR SHILLING THE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>380716419
>I need you to blow up eorzea so we can rebuild it
Will the ARR/Heavensward Skip potion be released today? Can't be arsed to do the HW quest on my second character again.
>>380716357
Mobius took more from XIII & XI than it did XIV.Shame Mobius is boring as fuck to play
>>380716260
fuck you
GOOOOOOOOO
TIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEE
>249 in queue
>>380716098
>135 in queue
that's not as bad as i thought, especially on leviathan
>servers don't go up until 12PM noon here
>got to sleep in, wake up, take a shower, eat breakfast, and refresh myself before playing all day
>Hw's loading screen was a snow storm.
>This one is on fire
Neat.
Also
>Place in queue: 150
Could be worse I guess.
AND HERE COMES THE SNOW
>500 queue on balmung already
>server congestion
>815 in queue
welp
>players in queue: 15
ah, Mateus
WE'RE UP
http://arrstatus.com/
http://arrstatus.com/
>mr.happy gets in and then continues to skip all cutscenes
WHO HERE /STUCKONCHARACTERSELECTION/
>66 in queue
>back out
>reenter
>instant queue
WE'RE IN NOW BOIS
>>380716560
it's up to 1500 now.
IM INNNNNNNNNNN
>low pop
>queue time
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>750 Ragnarok
FUCK
What queue are you in?
728 here.
LOBBY ERROR LOBBY ERROR
LOBBY ERROR LOBBY ERROR
LOBBY ERROR LOBBY ERROR
LOBBY ERROR LOBBY ERROR
LOBBY ERROR LOBBY ERROR
>>380716590
Everyone.
>1116 in queue
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHO GREG HERE WHATS YOUR QUEUE
1470 here
>Log in
>It crashes
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
>906 in queue
Jesus Balmung, calm down
>world data could not be obtained
I-it's not just me... right?
>1745 Tonberry
WELL FUCK ME
>495 players in que
rip
>1600 Queue on Balmung
AYO HOL UP
QUEUES FOR DAYSSSSSSSSSSS
362! GO YOU FAGGOT
>>380716595
RIP slow people
>2088 in queue
Where's the expansion FMV?
>player in queue 1,275
512 in queue
>odin
>this world is curently full
>>380716260
NO
i HATE THE ERROR THAT LOGS YOU OUT OF THE LAUNCHER TOO
FUCK OFF
>>380716637
205
2,609 WHY DONT YOU FUCKS HAVE A LIFE
>Log in to my rank 14 veteran reward.
Neat. Maybe I'll just be Squall for HW.
>HW title screen
>1575 PLAYERS IN QUEUE
WHAT IS HABBEDING
433 CACTUAR DAMMMMMMM
>get in 2 minutes before it said it would open
>480 in queue
How the fuck is everyone so fast
in que 932
>>380716626
THE MAINTENANCE IS FUCKING OVER!
I WANT FUCKING OUT OF BALMUNG AND MOVE TO FUCKING OMEGA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>380716656
RIP
>>380716703
YOU FORGOT TO ACTIVATE IT NIGGA
>738 zodiarc
Fuck you too
>already got in because lolMateus
eat it nerds
>a queue
>on siren
wtf
>1314 IN QUEUE
>>380714481
SERVER IS FULL CAN'T GET IN FUUUUUUUCK
>Launcher closes
FUCKING HELL
>ERROR
>ERROR
>ERROR
>ERROR
>ERROR
>ERROR
HAHA I'M IN
ITS TIME BROTHERS
1377 PLAYERS IN QUEUE FOR GREG
WHY DIDN'T I TRANSFER SOONER
cya suckers
3,000 PLAYERS IN QUEUE
THANK U MEMEMESH
Fuck
>Free server transfer after launch
Why do this?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>380716656
See you on the other side my mhig.
POST THE SERVER YOU ARE WHEN YOU POST QUEUES YOU DUMB FUCKS
>2623 in queue
>>380716595
3000 you mean
>2047 queue
Fuck you Greg
thanks obama
>179 in Excalibur que
Suck it high-pop
>402 in q
>reshade fucking took it's time loading at the start
well fuck, now I know for the next xpac i guess.
IM IN, KEEP TRYING
feels good to be a midpop server, i guess
When you're in queue can you just sit there and wait or do you need to keep trying to log in repeatedly
Neat only 1.7k queue. Time for coffee then i quess.
>>380716749
You'd better enjoy it. Balmung is coming for you soon.
>>380716813
sit there and wait
>error 2002
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I'm in lads
>2420
WELL FUCK YOU TONBERRY
>>380716813
WAIT NIGGA WAIT
>they actually fixed the queue skip trick
God damnit.
>>380714481
>Balmung ques 2k+.
>Log into JP data center.
>Select Tonberry since my alt is there.
>2k+ there as well.
Don't know why I thought Tonberry would be easier compared to Balmung.
>>380716714
It's like the entire population of san francisco trying to squeeze through a hallway door
>>380716260
FUCK OFF
Told yall that going in Horizon would skip queues
>Get in
>Get DC'd
>Lobby server has encountered an error
REEEEEEEE
>3,234th in line
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING NO LIFES
>1,027
>HE PLAYS ON BALMUNG/GILGAMESH
AHAHAHAHAAHA HAVE FUN WAITING 2 HOURS TO GET IN YOU FUCKING KEKS
GAS THE LALAS QUEUE WAR NOW
>1441
Sargatanas why
Haha, I'm in motherfuckers.
>1700 queue
nice
>1402 queue
JUST
I'm in!
3500 in queue on balmung
>>380716813
Just wait unless the queue server crashes, then you need to restart the client.
372 in queue. Not bad
OUTTA MY WAY YOU NO LIFE FUCKING SHITS I GOT A GAME TO FUCKING PLAY
>be onMalboro
>instantly get in game
>1753
324 left on Levi, I can almost taste it!
>>380716813
Wait. Quitting and re-trying resets your position in queue. Seems like they're letting in 100 people at a time every other refresh on Gilgamesh, not sure what other servers are like.
Only 1,177 people ahead of me... ;_;
>>380716897
audibly keked
Who /in/ now?
>new keyboard feature has my keyboard backlightening turned off completely when tabbed in to game THANKS SE
>>380716870
>Told yall that going in Horizon would skip queues
Now that's complete bullshit, I logged in fucking Fallgourd Float.
>>380716864
>in already
wew lads
>can't even get past the start screen
>error 2002
it's orge
>>380716863
Tonberry is a very high pop server. Who ever said it wasn't?
>Deployment Tactics: Extends Eye for an Eye and Galvanize effects cast by you to party members nearby the target.
What the fuck were they thinking? SCHs are literally forced into taking Eye for an Eye if they want Deployment Tactics to not be a dead skills
here we go
IFORGOTTOTURNONMYACT
On Gilgamesh.
304 on Ragnarok ITs happening
Just go into Gilgamesh. See you fags in a week.
post queues
it is time
>>380716934
100 at a time on Ultros too.
>3436
Well this is going to take a bit. At least I can see my character, but dang I need to get a haircut with the changes.
30 queue on Omega
>Players in Queue 728
ON FUCKING FAMFRIT
Welp, time to get the hell out of here before I get spoiled to hell.
IT'S BEEN FUN V. SEE YOU MONDAY!
Jesus fuck.
[harp music plays forever]
>>380717001
>early
faggot
>>380716981
>going through the trouble of scribbling out your names
>not just cropping the image
retard
>>380716979
you are an idiot
Has anyone made a Divine Benis Spurdo image yet?
>>380717013
>nuERP server
Sorry I'm going to leave you to die there.
>>380717042
Shit
>>380716979
I almost thought this was a serious post
>>380717013
don't go to mateus, balmung erps are going to transfer there
>Buddy couldn't hang and fell asleep
>Sitting in queue wishing he was with me to keep me from dying from excitement
pls I just want to play with all the new shiny stuff
HOW HAVE THEY STILL NOT FIXED THIS TYPE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING HACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>380716983
It always breaks after every major update/expansion.
>>380716781
2800 HERE ON GREG FUCK
>>380717117
>tfw watching the shit show at work
Wew lad
>>380717117
because 99% of the time they have way more space than they need. Literally the only time this is ever a problem is for 3 or 4 days after an expansion
>>380717117
If they didn't do this the servers would buckle under the weight of so many logging in at once that no one could have fun. Just think of it as edging while you fap, bringing yourself to the brink before you lose control.
>>380717204
Update when?
>2 new classes
>on release of these new classes, they remove the best part of potd, getting to see what the abilities at max level look and feel like
maximum retard
>>380717060
was on purpose to get people to try to figure out my character names
>no new type of wolf marks
guess who just bought a set of the new pvp gear
>NAUGHTYWEAVER'S NUDE MOD STILL WORKS AHAHAHAHAHA
>>380717358
Wrong. They removed role skills, not job skills.
>>380716870
I logged out at my FC house, so that method is bullshit
jesus christ I can't believe I logged in right
at 5 and got stuck in a queue for 10 minutes that will probably last another 10.
Thanks Yoshi...
>>380717527
>takes a picture of his screen
>there's a screenshot function
get the fuck out
>>380717639
No.
POST SERVER AND QUEUE POSITION
SARGATANAS
1354
Please post pics if you're in. Don't leave me.
>>380717826
Hyperion
1217
DO NOT do the samurai instanced fight at the moment, you'll get "A system error occurred during event movement" and an infinite loading screen.
Into the queue for me I guess.
>>380717826
Hyperion
354
>SAM gets perfect balance
>Except with 100 second shorter cooldown
I'm /in/
>>380717905
Good luck Anon!
175, just one more group of 100, then it's time.
>>380717905
Same thing happened to me on RDM. I tried teleporting while I was stuck in the fake infinite load, and it crashed my game.
Remember to do your roulettes before they reset
>>380718285
fag
>Start NIN quest.
>Jack is in the quest picture.
YES! TIME FOR GIBBERISH!
>>380718285
Are you able to queue?
1.3k on levi. i want to die
>>380718519
bene
>>380714623
Guess what phrase I'm going to bind to limit break