How many of them post here?

>>380713959

Given the current rate of shit posting, i'd say none of them.

>>380713959
All of them. That's the entire population of /v/ right in front of that store.

>>380713959

I'm literally in line, on my phone, posting this right now.

>>380714197
any cute girls?

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>>380714242
Oh sure.

>>380714197
how are you posting from 2015

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The guy in the purple jacket was probably making a waiting thread at that moment on his phone

>>380714286
>2017
>keeping your video games in a cage

There's nothing wrong with Nintendo games, they are making it for children, not for mature adults who only play mature games.

>>380714286
I wish all fat """people""" would die

>>380714437
It's terrible to wish your own mother dead.

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>>380713959
>Be Target employee
>Shift manager calls me in early for a product launch
>It's a Rosalina doll amiiboo thing
>You're shitting me right
>Open the doors
>A gaggle of unkempt 20-something men in cargo shorts and sandals waddle in
>First one goes up to the counter and is desperately trying to avoid eye contact
>Second one is trying to make small talk
>"Boy am i gonna have FUN with her tonight if you know i mean hehhh hehhh hehh"
>Shoppers and co-workers nearby are visably uncomfortable
>Leave for an early break and let someone else handle these rejects

Do us a favor and just stay home. Don't come out into the light where we have to see you.

>>380714437
Suicidal thoughts aren't healthy.

>>380714286
>mw3
>ds
what

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>>380714286
Why even leave the house when the world is so depressing to look at?

>>380714545
Luckily I never had to deal with this shit, I was in the back or the pharmacy

im sorry anon

>>380714545
>works at Target

wew lad, how disapointed are your parents on a scale form 1-10

>>380714286
What the fuck is that thing in the pink skirt

>>380714545
>RetailCuck
Literally kys

>south philly

thank god i didn't make it in that shot, im probably right around the corner

>>380715458
>good genes
>autistic frogposter

>>380714337
I really really like this image

>>380715536
Video games and its toxic culture turned me into an autist but I'm still doing great because I was born with all the tools to do great, my friends are average people with average characteristics so they needed to improve themselves like most people who win at life do but video games made then fat recluses with akward personalities and childish mentalities.

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>>380713959
>>380714286
This is why you never say you play videogames.

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>>380715458
>>380715780

>>380715954
Two things you should always keep a secret only known to close family and friends
1-Your real views on racism
2-Video Games

>>380714545
>Went into a store to buy callie and marie amiibo
>Bring it to counter, the guy at the checkout looks about 30 with long curly hair
>Just this thanks - I put the toy on the counter
>Oh you collect amiibo too? I picked this one up a couple weeks ago on launch day
>Oh not really, I only have a few
>Oh yea, I've got a full collection, got a couple hundred at home. I'm trying to cut back though haha
>Oh... nice

>>380715780
That's not how autism works: thanks for proving that you have a low iq, on top of your autism.

>>380713959
honestly pretty sad, I pity nintenbros

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>>380715954
>work at a Japanese restaurant not in Japan
>lots of Japs there
>everyone knows I play video games and watch anime and shit
>just yesterday my manager was messing around with my phone and laughed at my wallpaper because its a cute anime elf
>she said "its ok youre an otaku because you aren't like those creepy otaku back in Japan, you at least have looks on your side"
>she japs my ribs and runs off

Its ok to play video games if youre not a sperg.

>>380714286

Goddamn Nintenbros, what's wrong with you all.

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>never wanted a memeboo
>but that Metroid pack looks so good
HELP

>>380716575
Nothing's more pitiful than a retard who can only pity things anonymously online to get his tiny dick erect.

>>380714286
>that balding guy to the left
JUST
SHAVE
IT
OFF

>>380715091
Not as disappointed as they are in your neckbeard ass. Let me guess, you're in school at best right?

>>380716565
See what I'm talking about? Its obvious I meant autism in a jokingly manner to describe a spectrum of personality issues that come with being shutin introverted sedentary fuck, like most of the board and the website does but you're so socially retarded you cannot even percieve that.

>>380716856
getting defensive I see

post your cute toy collection bro, how old are you btw?

>>380713959
Do people buy these things for the sake of having a little figurine of their favourite character, or for the extra features etc. in games?

>>380716351
That's not really too bad, honestly. If it went any further, sure it would be cringe, but the guy's just making some conversation.
His last sentence is a pretty good closer, he could probably judge that you didn't want to have the conversation.

>>380716642
That didnt happen

>>380716642
How many times have you dicked her?

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>>380717025

>>380716969
Only kids (hopefully) would buy them solely for the in-game features. They're just cheap figures, and considering how expensive figures can be, they have an appeal. For £10 they could be a lot worse.

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>>380716642
>cute anime elf
Je suis aussi un wakfu entusiaste

>>380716189
is he the fat one or the one with decent looks?

>>380717389
Take a wild guess.

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>>380717025
It did, here my phone right now.

>>380717149
None, I'm after the cute Korean girl who works with me.

>>380714545
>target employee
Can't wait to replace those with robots.

>>380716969
I bought my pacman one solely for the fig

Its not like a decent fig of classic pac will be a thing any time soon

>>380717564
Not him, but since that looks like an avatar a furry would use I'm guessing he's the fat one. It also looks familiar, so I'm guessing it's of that guy you were making threads of the other day that (probably) lies about his work, which makes me doubt that's his boyfriend. Although maybe gays are less picky than I'm giving them credit for.

>>380717594
Wee-a-boo, wee-a-boo,

Boys, get the paddle, we got a live one!

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>>380718339
where do you think you are?

>>380714286
20 years ago that would of been all kids.

Now it's those same kids as middle aged men.

>>380716189
Why is he saying "he's mine"? Is he gay or related (which would also make him sound like he's gay)?

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>>380718339

>>380713959
I fucking hate the Rosalina fanbase so much. If you make a joke about her, they go full sperg and take it personal.

>>380716940
>wagie trying to talk shit to anyone because he's a failure at life
rofl

>>380716940
nope. line mechanic in an airport.

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>>380718339
This autist thinks he's better than the other autists! Holy shit, only on /v/.

>>380715702
me too friend. i actually went ahead and saved it haha!

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>>380714286

>the city of nintendo
>these are the people you argue against on /v/intendo

>>380713959
>All those fat ADULTS
It's as sad as I imagined. Just think how pathetic it would be if you to your friend's place and they had gaming merchandise. These people are so immature and unselfaware

>>380718484
>>380718674
>>380719148
>being so new that you don't know what he's referencing
get off my board

>>380718339
>>380718484
>>380718674
>>380719148
These are probably the same newfags who say 4chan was made by a weeb for weebs.

>>380714286

I guess Nintendo really isn't for kids.

It's for "grown adults" like these.

>>380719585

The word you are looking for is manchildren.

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>>380714286

They're not even there for a video game or console release. They're there for a fucking amiibo.

What the fuck is wrong with these people.

>>380716642
>tfw no asians where i live, just niggers

Wisconsin was a mistake.

>>380714286
>not one person recognizes the picture
SUMMER SPIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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>>380714545
>cargo shorts and sandals

When did this become a meme? I live in Florida and that's typical guy fashion because it's hot as fuck 95% of the year.

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the stench

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>>380716265
>tfw they share my opinions on both

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>>380714286

>>380714290

Twitch pre-pre E3 show fucked up my timeline.

>>380721293
This is a serious issue, I feel like I'm one of the few who take daily showers and deodorant.

>>380713959
all of them which is why I cringe every time some nintendodrone is trying to shittalk

>>380714286
I take it all back, Nintendo is not for children, it's for freaks like these

>>380718027
I've met dozens of people with dragon fursonas and they are all fat except one twink.

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>>380714545
It could be worse

They could be working at Target

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If you play nintendo games you are a fucking manchild.

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>>380719571
>calling others newfags

ironing

>>380714286
Americans are so fat

>>380714286
Are these the Switchfags who are shitting themselves over losing Monster Hunter?

>>380722016
Enjoy your interactive movie faggot

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Who /AmiiboCard/ here?

...You're not going to spend like $20 on a piece of plastic, are you? Why not just a $1?

>>380722730
>B-B-BUT NINTENDO IS THE ONLY ONE WHO MAKES REAL GAMES
i love this meme

>>380714545
The replies to this
>HAHA you actually work???
>Oh wow, sucks to be you where you have your own money to spend and freedom to buy what you want. My mommy gives me an allowance for not even doing chores!!(is 30)
>heh heh, wage cuck, your life must suck. *makes a thread on /b asking if he should kill himself because he does nothing all day*
I'd rather be a "wagecuck" and have my own place than still have a bedtime.

>>380722730
I will enjoy that new mainline Monster Hunter my dude :^)

>>380714897
The DS had a bunch of awful to playable COD games.

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3: Defiance
Call of Duty: Black Ops (Nintendo DS)
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare: Mobilized
Call of Duty: World at War (Nintendo DS)

>>380722730
Xbox players are getting the 3rd party games that nintendo fans wanted. Monster hunter, kingdom hearts 3, ffxv

>>380722312
>i am wannabe oldfag the post

>>380722312
This is /v/, not /a/, faggot
/v/ has nothing to do with anime, other than 4chan was anime site more than 10 years ago

>>380722579
Got to hand it to Capcom though
>Everyone gets to play MH
>Except you Nintendo, you've hogged it for long enough

>>380722819
some jobs are truly hell.

>>380722819
->I'd rather be a "wagecuck" and have my own place than still have a bedtime.
So you would choose soulcrushing job instead of neetdom?

>>380722312
This would work if 4chan was still known for being a website about anime, but it isn't. So people come to boards that aren't directly related to anime with no intentions of talking about anime.

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>>380723078
>/v/
>No anime
Thats gonna kek me all the way to bed

>>380720424
Madison has plenty. Or you could move to Shitcago.

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>>380714286
You filthy liar

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>>380721391
>Long ass ponytail
How horryifing.

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Why does 90% of /v/ has such a large problem with personal hygiene?

If you do it fast, it takes fucking 2-3 mins to showers, 3 mins to brush your teeth and 5-7 mins to cut your neckbeard with a razor. 2-3 mins to apply handcreme, aftershave and deo.

20-25 mins to not be a stinky menace.

>>380714545
>First one goes up to the counter and is desperately trying to avoid eye contact
What
The fuck do you want me to do, stare in to your eyes as I input my code??

>>380723814
Videogame nerds have got nothing on Warhammer losers when it comes to being hygienically inept.

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>>380717594
I like that artist

>>380723814

Because that's 20 minutes better wasted shitposting.

>>380722819
I'd never be able to work as a retailer
It is a hard job, well done for being able to tolerate it.

>>380721391
SHAVE YOUR HEAD AAAAAH IT'S PAINFUL TO LOOK AT

>>380721293
this is partially why i stopped going to the anime club (included video games and card games) at my uni.

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Consolers are pathetic.

>>380721293
Fucking hell you animals.

How is it hard to play vidya and not stink like shit

>>380722979
your not wrong but he is partially right, although most of the issue with /g/ right now is the amount of retards who post non tech stuff and shill threads

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>>380724120

>>380721391
>the boots on dreadman
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAAAA

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>>380714286

I remember when this was posted

fuck man

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>normie faggots who came in through eSports and phone games make threads like this to shame true core gamers

Just where the fuck do you think you are? Fuck off back to Facebook.

>>380723379
Yes absolutely. You wouldn't?? Maybe it's because i'm a strong man, it isn't even soulcrushing. Yeah there are some bad days but I feel like i'd rather die than tell a girl or even a friend or maybe even waiter that I still live with my parents. Or let's say you go to get your haircut. She asks you what do you do? "heh... oh... nothing.", Oh are you in school? "well, no". Oh..... It seems the worst.

>>380724185
>>380724120
I bet 90% of those are scalping faggots.

>>380724220
don't suppose you can find the archive?

>>380723814
I take like 2-3 showers a day. Once before work after hitting the gym near my job (clock in from the gym as well, we use our phones), again after work because of swamp ass on hot days or when I feel disgusting, and last time right before bed. Always with cool/cold water so I'm not drying out my skin much.

I honestly don't understand how people willingly go out into the world smelling like absolute shit. Especially european tourists who comes to NYC, no fucking deodorant because apparently they believe it causes cancer.

>>380724310
>not being a fat lardass with shit hygiene means you are a normie
How fat are you? Please shower.

>>380724332
>i am prideful faggot the post

>>380724536
>2-3 showers a day

jesus fuck anon you're going to die of all your skin flaking off

>>380724760
>fat lardass

fuck you I do what I want

>shit hygiene

I smell amazing bitch, ask your girlfriend

>>380724332
Learn to not give fuck, autismo

>>380714286
America in a single picture

>>380720449
so sad...

>>380724332
>strong man
>cares about what others think about him
Do not delude yourself, you are not chad but some delusional beta faggot

>>380724804
>he actually is fat
WEW. No wonder that picture triggered you. I would say kill yourself but fat people don't live long enough.
Enjoy your few days on earth :^)

Nintendo fans are unfortunately not very presentable in real life.

>>380724332
No, i value my time and i am non consumerist swine.

>>380724943
I'm not that fat, I'm like 6' and 205lbs. but this board isn't my personal blog

wanna fuck?

>>380723814
>shaving
Beta as FUCK.
Trim your beard and wash it properly instead of just taking the easy way out, you fuckboyish faggot.

>>380724765
Really? I've been fine for 15 years, its called using moisturizer. Hot water is bad for your skin long-term, not cold water

>>380722819
>internet trolls flame dumbass for having a bottom-of-the-barrel retail job
>he reacts exactly as you'd expect

>>380714286
>>380713959
Why all of them are fat

Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat. Jesus Christ, why are they always fat?

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>>380724185
>No, please.
>No.
perfect.

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>>380714286
>these smelly Switch fags

>>380714286
>that balding guy with long hair
There's always one of those types.

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>>380722579
>>380714286
Now I understand

One question.
If you don't give a shit about the dolls and just want the content they provide in game, is there any other way to get it without the dolls?

>>380725309
>>380725307
When your life consists of vidya and shitposting, mainly the latter, that is what happens. Even when I was a NEET like 6 years ago, I still preferred going outside, hitting the park or swimming at the nearby beach.

Good thing I maintained that habit because I've been an EMT for 4 years and firefighter for almost a year. I still remain somewhat socially awkward but at least I'm cute to women so I don't have to try as much.

>>380725638
NFC scanner

>>380725503
>he always has the "I'm holier than thou" attitude

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>>380718674
>newfag getting butthurt
Looks like you need a paddlin'

>>380725638
Yep, has been around for some time actually. These dregs just want to collect the figurines, which is absolutely pathetic.

>>380725661
Hell, I'm not that fat and I don't go anywhere. When I see I'm getting overweight I just go on a diet for a month or two. I don't have incredible metabolism, but I can lose weight pretty fast.

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>>380725057

t. the fedoramast3r

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>>380721391
So why did you come to the Nintendo line today?

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>>380714286
I can almost smell them

>>380722765
I don't want either, what is that thing called were all the amiibos is that one chip thing?

>>380714286
>Fat people standing in a shop

It's a very American picture at least.

>>380725753
>Metabolism

Get the fuck out you fucking fat disgusting, ugly, revolting, freak of nature. It's pathetic when fat fucks try to pull teh 'metabolism' card, fortunately, this meme is dying a slow, painful death. Just like fat fucks themselves.

>>380726638
The fuck you talking about. I'm not fat at all. Learn to read, retard.

>>380726638
>illiteracy the post

>>380713959
Collecting amiibos is the equivlient of tipping your fedora in public unironically, only a literal retard would willingly handover their hard earned NEETbux for them.

>>380714286
So nintendo-esque.

>>380714578
Neither is a diet solely composed of cheeseburgers and shitposting

>>380715458
>tbqh folks
>le reddit frog
Kill yourself.

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>>380715107
A Nintendo fan

>>380726638
>inb4 he deletes the post

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>>380727174
Pamperchu looks like sane guy from afar.

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>>380715458
Supreme Gentleman™ has entered the thread.

>>380724310

t. 400 pound neckbeard who hasn't showered in a month

fuck off, being a ''gaymer'' doesn't exempt you from having basic hygiene and cleanliness, people like you are the reason normies have negative stereotypes about people who play video games

>>380727174
>>380727270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ZaVXHWKn0

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>>380726638
go back to school

>>380714286
>used to have the body of the guy in blue now got the one of the guy in neon green

thanks /fit/

>>380728546
Good job, anon.
Keep up the good work.

>>380721761
did you intentionally post a gif from a movie that takes place in a target?

Why is it that every amiibo since the BotW amiibos have been like 50% more expensive than any amiibo prior?
And I am talking retail price, not second hand scalper crap.

>>380721391
That is actually my hairstyle on the left, but I'm Native American and not balding. I'm envious of that length.

I feel like one of those losers because in less than an hour, I gotta go to Best Buy and wait outside to ensure I get a pair of yellow joy-cons. My girls friend has been pretty autistic about having those.

We don't even have a Switch.

>>380729126

Because people still buy them.

>>380729126
No Iwata.

>>380724120
>>380724185
#4theNiggers

>>380722765
what this things actually exist?

>>380721391
Ian McCollum's balding twin brother

>>380714286
So that's why there isn't much nintendo shitposting today, all the nintenbros are in this line.

>>380714286

I bet most of them are ashamed of being in that line. They should.

>>380731784

Chinese knock off sellers.

>>380724185

USA it's like the new rich of countries, no class at all.

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>>380722765
>>380714286
Kek

>>380730046

I'm your your hand will love the grip of those Joy Cons.

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>>380734060
>tfw your favorite character isn't popular at all
>buy his Amiibo card for under $2 on eBay
I laugh at Isabelle fans at times like these