Why is she so perfect, /v/?

>>380711652

someone explain this meme to me and I'll reward you with le epic fake internet points

>>380711652
Sad Pandas

>>380711747
Devolver Digital had a fake E3 conference where they basically made fun of what E3 has become in recent years.

Overused buzzwords and fake excitement from those running it. And then they took it a step further by portraying themselves as greedy immoral pricks who are about five minutes away from having a complete psychological breakdown.

>>380711747
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKgEsuEBhqI

They basically talked shit in an indirect manner about E3 and the wider game industry's bullshit. No new games were shown, they actually didn't reveal anything.

They just tore into the game development, publishing and journalism industries.

>>380712371
Were ruiner and serious sam not new announcements?

>>380711652
Check a look

I unironically think their fake conference was kinda cool, they have balls you got to give them that.

They're still garbage developpers though

>>380712371
>>380712083
>The heroes we dont deserve but need

>>380713898
>serious sam and talos principle are garbage
You fucking take that back

>>380713718
Nah.

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>>380713898
>Devs

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>yfw earliest access is already a thing because of Beyond Good & Evil 2

>>380711652
What's her twitter? I think Nina Struthers is a character

>>380712371
watching this felt like i was watching adult swim at 4 am

>>380713991
>>380714061
ok I take that back
not my kind of games tho

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>tfw you check a look

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>>380711652
Is Ruiner an actual game in development or also a ruse?

>>380712083
>>380712371
I wish they could do that shit live.

>>380712371
This shit is great

>>380714271
Yeah I hear you, I couldn't find Hotline Miami as fun as people told me it would be. Nice Soundtrack, tho

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Devolver was pretty good, but the pre-pre stream afterwards was incredible.
How do you spell Pearl Harbor?

>>380711652
Unfunny shit from unfunny developers.

>>380711652
Its the legs,her legs are amazing.

>>380714516
Check a look your facts before posting, shithead.
Devolver is a publisher.

>>380714490
F U N

>>380712371
They revealed they have connections with suda51, which honestly gets me hyped more than any other conference.
Which is fucking hilarious.

>>380714351
The overused stock footage of an audience made it way better, repeatedly using the same shots over and over.

>>380714630
Unfunny shit from unfunny publishers.

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>>380714630
They're alright, but still really come off as small-time publisher of indie games that somehow landed with Serious Sam and that put them on the map.

>>380714981
Hotline miami was what really put them on the map.

>>380711652
Thier show was funny.
But next year is going to be the worst e3 ever as companies try to follow what devolver did.

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>>380711652
>dat feel when everyone else's face when she started talking about bad future practices TODAY

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>>380714345
It's been around since last april

>>380715385
I started to watch it late, and missed the pre-preshow, the part where she fires a gun, and the guy who loses his had, so I thought it was serious until she started to bleed.

>>380714981
Absolver looks fucking tight from what little I've bothered to look at, hope it's good.

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>>380714345
they have actually shown games in the reel, but barely anyone noticed apparently

>>380714345
Its coming out September 2017

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I've just realized that Margareth is Miss Pauling

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>>380714981
You say it like that's a bad thing, though. Smaller publishers are the future of this industry when your alternatives are big timers playing it perfectly safe and derivative or unsafe indies that die by the dozens before completing games in the first place. It's kind of a sad state of things when Bethesda is seen as this risque publisher willing to take chances.

>>380716262

>Skyrim Switch
>Fallout 4 VR

risky

>>380716549
Read the last sentence again.

>>380716262
I really do hope we see more shit at Devolver's level, AAA games cost too much to take risks with and indies are limited by their budget so are also unable to do cool stuff on a larger scale.

>>380717307
Playing Gungeon right now and to be honest it need little more polish.
The game is good but RNG bs is too much.
So yeah more money could do wonders.

>>380712371
They made a fake 14 minute E3 presentation? Why?

>>380717728
They were denied live show at E3.
This was their revenge.

>>380711652
Her twitter is @MahriaZook
She's even prettier without blood streaming out of her face

>>380717728
Someone has to take the piss out of it all.

>>380718195
>She's even prettier without blood streaming out of her face
Who woulda thunk it

>>380714490
Where can I rewatch the pre pre show?

>>380717839
>They were denied live show at E3.
Wait, really? What for?

>>380718789
not enough shekels for real estate

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5 minutes into Devolver and chill and she gives you this look

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>>380711652
>Why is she so perfect, /v/?
she just is

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Anyone going to watch the rerun of devolver and the pre pre show today?

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>>380717307
I think we are. You see Focus Home Interactive also rising as publisher of mid-size games.

>>380719414
I already did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_mhHhMQWH0

What did they mean by this?

>>380719596
No, as in they're doing a rebroadcast. I was hoping /v/ would watch it together again.

>>380718195
What's Maggy's twitter though?

>>380711652
Is that Slenderman's sister?

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>tfw constantly getting blacked in the pre pre show starting with zeke

>>380719674
Nothing?

>>380719705
I watched the vod start to finish.

>>380720620
It's not as fun without /v/ to talk with

>>380716247
she getting blacked IRL
http://www.thepicta.com/media/1532962520443226691_190399400

This was the best part of E3

>>380714490
When did the Pearl Harbor part happen? I had to check out during Wolfcop and only got back late into the Sonic segment.

>>380719674
>You disgraced my fanny pack for the last time
I shouldnt be laughing at this

>>380721071
maybe white guys like you shoudlnt be complaining about black men taking "your" white women when all you do is shitpost here on 4chan instead of earning a living to provide for girls

>>380722593
>instead of earning a living to provide for girls
Silly anon, that's not how it works. White guys DO provide for white women, it's just that black people breed with them. This way, white women (and subsequently, their babies) get both the best genetic material and the most stable financial support. It's literally the perfect system.

>>380721954
Powder Boy 2 trailer on the chalkboard

>>380722943
Im not ashamed to admit that cuckolding feels realy nice. Seeing my wife in pure bliss fills me with joy, its win-win for everyone

>>380723095
Amen, brother! Afterall, cuckolding in not a breach of trust, but an exploration of it. It's a shame it's so misrepresented.

>>380715696

I would have scared at the sudden bleeding if i tought it was actually happening.

>>380723082
Thank ya

I must've missed it since I saw the trailer when the played it.

>>380723256
blame /pol/ and their overdramatization of a fetish..

> skeletor dressed as a man
OP you're a fag. Also that conference was fucking awful and embarrassing.

DUDE BLOODY STUMPS LMAO

>>380712371
>13:09
i need a webum for this

I seriously don't get why people loved their little joke presentation that much. There were like maybe 5 good jokes in it, and while they made fun of big name publishers they showed absolutely no self-awareness by showing 3 different twin stick shooters and not at least acknowledging that in any way.

>>380711652
Flat

>>380712371
>Posting the non-Devolver upload which has the intro cut out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqPT9hyPANs

here's a question: are simply all presenters women now? i think people got the definition of diversity wrong. it's literally the opposite of what it means.

i'm sure among the 80 'lol go back to pol sexist pig' replies, there will be at least two rational ones.

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>>380723095
>>380723256
>>380723571

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>>380711652
Wrong picture

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>>380724898
>>380725069

>The satirical shows were better than the real shows

>>380723095
>Cuckolding
>Not swinging as a couple
There is no way I'd accept my wife getting railed out while I just sit there, I need to have fun as well.

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>>380711652
Look at these video games

>>380725605
Walking Simulator Simulator sounds pretty fun

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>>380725605
>serious sam's bogus detour is real

>>380727062
Devolver held a Serious Sam fangame contest a few years back where three winners would get their game published. The first two games were The Random Encounter and Double D XXL which are already on Steam. Bogus Detour is the third such game. The devs went silent for years before the reappearance on this conference.

>>380711652
> chief SYNERGY officer

What the fuck kind of title is that? Is that another name for cheerleader or something?

Trying too hard to be the [adultswim] of videogames.

>>380728061
It's part of the joke

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>>380712371
Look status:
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>>380715260
Dear god, I never thought of that.
Grim days fall before us, my brothers.