I'm A Salty Nintendo Game Tester

Can you fondle Pauline's tits with HD rumble?

Why should we believe you? Give proof or I'm closing this tab.

How many collectibles in total? We talking dk64 tier out something else?

If I could do that I wouldn't be complaining!

>>380710342
Ok then ill bite.
Are they thinking of doing another Switch that isnt a badly made piece of shit or are they sticking with the half assed hand held?

>>380710342
What is the Breath of the Wild story DLC's premise or fake.

>>380710342
>cartridge version


this is obviously fake, but
you saying there's a disc version?

DK64, except good. I haven't got to do much of that because of the bug testing.

Give proof you're not a larper

Have you heard of digital versions? Some of them are pre installed.

Do you audibly say "BING BING WAHOO" everytime Nintendo tells you to play Mario?

>>380710342
Name a funny bug you found and what stage.

What does Reggie smells like in real life?

>>380710342
Will Oddyssey have DLC?

Is it true that Peach and Bowser fucked and Mario did nothing?!

>>380710342
Posting in a fake leak thread.

where can i see more yoshi haha just asking for somebody haha

If I lick my own cock will you send me a copy

I'll talk about the Kingdoms, the latest I've been testing is the Critter Kingdom, it's what you'd expect, it's all bug enemies and people trying to catch rare ones. The cool part about it is, the main person that you talk to and do things for in this Kingdom is Stanley The Bug Man from Donkey Kong 3. Oh, and there is a really cool boss, but I've fought him 40 times so it's not cool anymore, lots of BUGS at the moment with this Kingdom.

when will metroid getting release here in poland? i liek metrod, he is pretty cool guy, he fights aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

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>Send new build to chinese factory
>Print cartridge
>Ship cartridge to America
>Instead of just uploading the build to the dev servers and having QA download it
Why don't you put some effort into your cover story next time?

>>380711027
Any form of online play that was mentioned?
What about our boy Luigi?

>>380710342
What is the intended framerate for Metroid Samus Returns?

Are the fights funs?

>>380710342
Give me proof that you're not bullshitting

>>380711176
59 FPS

>>380710627
Maybe he said that because there is also the eShop version?

>>380711027
How many Kingdoms? Please list them all if possible.

How many moons per Kingdom?

>>380710342
Fuck off sonybro nintendo would never do that

sorry guys I was just trolling. my dad actually works for nintendo but as a fudge packer

>>380711192
These threads are literally always bullshit

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>>380711192
here's your proof you massive fucking faggot
>>380710834
your mom

>>380711130
>Why don't you put some effort into your cover story next time?
From what I am getting, there wans't supposed to be a cartridge in that room in the first place. someone misplaced it there. At least that's what I get from OP's story.

Yoshi is in the game, and the funniest bug was in New Donk City and me and another tester were testing the co-op feature, and he was Cappy, and Cappy use to be able to hit Mario and he hit me and the game bugged out cloned Mario and distorted his body. And sent me flying across the stage. Also, New Donk City is bigger they just had a smaller version for E3. There is 20 Kingdoms and there is also small stages that you can do little mini games.

Is Theresa an angel?

Odyssey? Fuck Odyssey, did you playtest ARMS? Leak me something about ARMS instead.

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>>380710342
Is pic related true?

>>380711417
kinda....


also i forgot to mention the game is open world. you take taxi`s or spaceships to locations youve been too. the city is the biggest area, and takes up about 35% of the map.

20 Moons a Kingdom, and the Bosses are what you would expect from a Mario game, there is some cool ones though.

Luigi is in the game and he's unlockable like he was in Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2. You need a certain number of moons (the exact number hasn't been decided yet, but it's going to be around the 60-70 range), and he plays like Luigi normally does. You can switch between the two at any time inside of the Odyssey.

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>cartridge version
listen faggot, I've been a game-tester before.

no studio in the world would bother putting the current build on a cartilage for testing. Not even for E3.

you're fucking lying, not that we needed that insight to point it out.

>>380711557
>>380710342


>>380711140
this

>>380711504
>Leak me something about ARMS instead.


It was originally meant to be a bundled in game and was just a wii-sports boxing clone. but we decided to change the characters to memes and charge full price.

>>380711508
What do you mean kinda does that mean she's really sweet but can be a bitch or you're being tsundere and don't wanna say it

Mother 3 or any other games you know about in development?

There is a boss related to that yes. Not as cool as you would think though... Luigi is playable from the start, I just hope you like Peach more than Daisy. He also plays way differently than Mario.

>>380710342

Is HD Rumble being implemented

>>380710342
Will there be any form of trial or demo available soon?

That and any online functions?

>>380711361
The point is that cartridges only exist as a product to sell. For internal company use they are more inconvenient, more expensive, and carry more risk than digital downloads. Cartridges simply won't exist until the game goes gold.

I know this sounds tacky, but Smash for Switch.
And yes HD rumble is in the game, it only pops up for small things though.

Can you post some proof, Obstruct name and skin and whatever with timestamp.

>>380711685
>What do you mean kinda


Well she can be nice, but she doesnt like talking to people not on her level i guess you can say. Shes kinda full of herself.


>>380711782
Working on it.

>>380711868
>Will there be any form of trial or demo available soon?

No, at least not planned. Online is limited to co-op challenges.

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Why are too retarded to actually reply to people?

>>380711921
Aww sweet, no info?

Is there going to be a bundle with Odyssey this fall?

When is the new star fox coming?

OP tell us something that can be confirmed once the game drops so we know you're not LARPing

No demo that I know of, and no online.

>>380711868
Yes there will be a $30 demo of the first world soon (I don't have the exact date). No online functions, or at least we didn't get any to test.

>>380710342
>calling himself a video game tester instead of a QA tester

nah you're just a faggot

>>380711992
I'll get their eventually Theresa-chan

>>380711712
Nintendo is currently developing a new porn game for the Switch called "Fondle Miyamoto's Hairy Balls". It's been in development for the past 2 years as of today.

>>380712026
>OP tell us something that can be confirmed once the game drops so we know you're not LARPing


We will have a Direct late July that shows the Online co op challenges as well as info on story involving Paulina

fuck off

>>380711507
ANSWER ME OP

Ok, you want the truth, there may be a Metroid Prime 4 coming to the Switch, I can't provide proof but please believe me!

I'm not too retarded to reply to people, fuck you

how many worlds are there in mario odyssey

Okay I know you won't believe me, but

We're bringing the ps4 to the switch

I will find you, and I will hunt you down.

Then I will WAHOO! BING BING 1-UP all over your shit.

>>380711345
Why are girls (male) so much better?

14

>>380712186
>I'm not too retarded to reply to people, fuck you
>he says while not replying to the anon who called him out

I say that for the people that know the term Game Tester. And something to confirm I'm not LARPing, The Story is that Mario gets defeated and goes to the afterlife, Mario's Hat is damaged, Cappy Goes into the hat and revives you and him, that's why you can posses things. Also why you can't die and don't have lives.. Because Bowser thinks you're dead, he gets ready to marry Peach.

Disregard what I said, I'm a huge faggot

Do you feel weird playing racist Mario segments? IE against Mexicans

>>380710342
SMASH BROS WHEN

>>380712350
Details on more plot. Be a lad, OP.

>>380710627
Do you realize that in very early stages games are being tested on PC? (at least for most consoles dunno about switch)

>>380712350
This actually makes sense.
I hope you're not fucking with us OP I'll call Miyamoto on your ass.

Do you know anything about WTF is gonna happen with MonHun XX localization? I know it's a longshot...

Yes, as a mexican myself it is very humilating when Miyamoto forces us to wear sombrero's and dance for his enjoyment

Stroke my cock, anons. Guzzle my hot cum and then spit it up my asshole.

I did. "There is a boss related to that yes. Not as cool as you would think though... Luigi is playable from the start, I just hope you like Peach more than Daisy. He also plays way differently than Mario." And no, I'm mexican so it doesn't bother me. Smash I have no idea when, and yes I know that, we're not in early stages anymore. We have couple months until launch and just recently started testing on Switch. (2 months ago)

>>380712350
That....is actually pretty cool......

>>380712624
>>380711580
So which one is it OP. Playable from the stary or unlockable?????? You fuckin wid ua niqqa?

>>380711582
This.

Any other questions? Sorry if my replies seemed jumbled together, trying to answer as many questions as I can, as fast as I can. And from the start.

>>380712758
>Can't even spell right

>>380712758
Psst...it's because he's a fuckin liar and his story doesn't add up.

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>>380710342
> So I work with Nintendo on being a Video Game Tester, it's not a very difficult job
hurr

Mario Club is by very, very, very far houses the most experienced game players out there and none of them bother to learn even a word of english let along posting at french macramé forums

Post a sample bug format or I am calling bullshit

t. former qa lead

>>380712423
Mexican here. Fuck off with this meme. Tostarena is the best part of the demo.

Does the Switch actually use the shitty Wiimote style controls and screen on some games, or is there a small chance Nintendo will release a cheaper home console version?

There is multiple people posting as me, and also Wart from Mario Bros. 2 is in the game.

>>380712847
Not a big deal.

Any other story spoilers OP?

It's what you would expect.
Bug Name:
Bug ID:
Area Path:
Build Number:
Severity:
Priority:
Assigned to:
Reported By:
Reported On:
Reason:
Status:

>>380710342
Are there any other minor-characters in the game that haven't be revealed? Like a Rosalina or Wario cameo or something? Just kinda curious.

also what's the final boss like, is it just Bowser again or is it something different?

>>380712537
Did they give you taco Tuesday when you had to test that level?

The hat is the super final boss
it was evil all along

>>380712941
if you were serious about this you would've at least set up a trip then you fag

You dont know shit like, when they're going to have the next Direct when you're a game tester. you're through a network through a fucking network, you dont sit in the room with the CEO while he gives you back rubs. This thread is garbage, OP is lying. Unless you're a fucking QA tester. I have no knowledge of that.

Mario Odyssey is canceled. Good day

>>380710342

What's the pay, and how do I work for video games? Boring doesn't bother me, most jobs are monotonous slogs

Without getting saying too much, they have a reason why if you play as Luigi you save Peach. And where Mario is. Also there is good enemies turned bad, using evil hats from Bowser. His hat name is Scrappy. So Mario's hat is named Cappy, and Bowser's is named Scrappy. And Bowser is the Final Boss, it will be very fun for people who liked the Bosses from 64 and Galaxy. And the Final Kingdom in the game is the Mushroom kingdom, there is a protective barrier around it, which is why you need the Moons to get to it. There is also a boss run if you want to do that, it's a mode once you beat the game. Like I said, people are posting as me and replying faster than I can, so some things sound different from what I've been saying.

>>380712886
Why are there so many Mexicans awake right now

Will there be any revisions of the Switch?

Any news of MHXX localization? Please bro.... I need this.

For those who are curious, yes you can possess Princess Peach and then have her masturbate in front of you while you watch.

>>380713810
Oh, thank god

>>380710342
you are a fuckign faggot and you should kill yourself.

>>380710342
Say something about the game we wouldnt already know or not blatantly obvious or something you can bullshit. Like specifics

>>380713668
>Without getting saying too much, they have a reason why if you play as Luigi you save Peach.
We want you to say too much

>>380713912
It will be E10+

>>380713624
7-15 bucks an hour for qa testing depending on the area. Apply for QA jobs. You need to be able to communicate clearly and have great attention to detail. Most QA jobs are contract so if you can find out which staffing agencies are used to fill those positions, you can apply through them directly.

Oh, yeah, play a shitload of video games, be able to describe why you like a game, be able to describe how to make your favorite sandwich. Be able to do these things as if the person you are describing it too is retarded and does not speak your language. Also, be able to give examples of bugs you have found in games. Graphics tearing is pleb tier, inventory exploits are okay, reproduceable game crashes are even better.

>>380713668
>And Bowser is the Final Boss

Lame, I was hoping he was just a pawn for a bigger villian

>>380713912
I am gay

>>380710342
Are you black?

>>380713990
>We had an anon a while ago tell us about Samus Returns and no one believed him after the fact.
This... MIGHT be legit.

>>380713990
Oh, he is QA. Okay then yeah who knows what they know. Still doubt you know information about the next Direct. Being a tester doesnt make you an "insider".

>>380714074
But that was obvious

>>380714097
Don't forget that Cappy's true form looks like a ghostly top hat. This might actually be legitimate.

>>380712041
>>380711992
Get a trip, retard.

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>>380713990
Unrelated question,

Sinc that you work at Nintendo, is it possible for you to tell if this leak is real?

The leak appeared days before the official announcement of Ultra Sun and Moon. Since that it got the name right, is it possible that this pic is real by any chance?

>>380714097
>>380714168

I am not OP. I have never worked for Nintendo. Yeah, being a tester doesn't make you an insider. Testers in general are treated poorly. However, word can get around. Marketing and Production people can be loose-lipped sometimes. Also office managers and secretary types.

Odds are OP is a larping faggot that has used Rally at least once. If he's not, he better prepare his anus.

>>380710342
This is bullshit. They aren't going to put alpha/beta builds on a fucking cart.

>>380714393
Lick my anal ring, anon.

Wart is the leader of an Animal mafia. So if you where the business costume you can get in, he's the boss of his Kingdom. And if you want me to tell you why you can play as Luigi keep reading, if not stop reading.

So you can play as Luigi in this game and it's because Mario gets possessed by one of Bowser's evil hats and later in the game you normally would fight an evil dark clone of you A La Shadow Mario, but instead when you play as Luigi you fight possessed Mario. Do you fight evil Luigi when playing as Mario? No. I wish. (this only happens if you select Luigi from the start menu when starting a new save) And no I don't know anything about upcoming directs. I only see games being tested, and test them myself for quality. I don't get told that stuff.

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>My boss just got super paranoid and threatened me with legal action over something I didn't do
>So I'm breaking my NDA

This is so stupid I almost believe it.

>>380714485
They have done it before, you fucking retard

You get paid to test a game that hasn't been released, and because they have to follow legal procedure to protect their assets to prevent the game from being leaked onto the internet, you have to bitch about it?

I hope you go to jail because you wanted an hour of free replies.

>>380714583
hi reggie

Since your supposedly a tester can you tell us any game that you tested that hasn't been revealed yet?

>>380714485
Tbh this is the part that sounds the most bullshit. Modern game development environments get multiple builds a week, it would be a waste to put a non-RC build on a cart

There's a secret boss fight with Reggie Fils-Aime if you collect all 240 moons as both Mario and Luigi. If you manage to beat him, you unlock playable Wario and Waluigi.

Can I unlock sanic and tails in this game? I gotta go fast

The 3 things I have on my schedule is Odyssey, Samus Returns, and I just started Kirby a month ago.

how many years of jail do you get for breaking a NDA agreement, if you can't pay the fine?

I heard for big gaming companies like nintendo it's can reach up to 7 figures. why take the risk just for a few minutes of attention?

>>380714921
They were seriously considered for a while, until we had some legal disagreements with Sega. They were also considering including Sakurai's cat as an unlockable cosmetic for the ship.

>>380714485
Strictly technically, at some point you DO have to test the game from cards too to make sure it works properly. (and airhead managers is thing as well, more often than not actually)

>>380714945
So you can get millions of years of jail? Damn, OP really fucked up.

>>380715112
Any reasons as to why they'd even be in it?
It'd be pretty cool to see them chilling in some world, though. A nice little cameo.

For the people that want Story:
In the Animal Mafia, Wart has a bodyguard, Wario. The reason he is in the Animal Mafia is because Wart thinks he's a pig. He smells like one and looks like one. Really cool boss fight. Think of Mario Land 2.

>>380715181
Right, but it's doubtful it would be this early. You would want to test that on a possible release candidate. Game is still 3 months from launch, assuming it goes gold a month before launch, odds are the release candidates would be in July at the earliest.

>>380710342
Any word of our B O Y S Wario and Waluigi? It'd be cool if they just hoarded coins you miss. Or well just fuckin stealing them

>>380715319
The only way to play as them was by buying the necessary amiibo.

>>380712881
Man this level was fucking impossible

Any questions on the gameplay? Or Kingdoms? I answered the question about the amount of them. 20 Kingdoms and multiple mini stages.

>>380715856
List all the kingdoms

>>380715856
Is there any games that have tested the nintendo haven't announced yet?

>>380711758
You're obviously lying. Is Luigi unlocked from the start like you just said or is he unlockable as you said in>>380711580

No, not at the moment. And people are posting as me. Luigi is playable from the start. Read the story spoilers if you want to know why.

>>380711992
>Online is limited to co-op challenges

>>380712040
>No demo that I know of, and no online.

Which is it, OP?

>>380716124
Give some fucking examples of the kingdoms

>>380716214
My favorite level is the one where Mario shrinks down and explores Miyamoto's juicy taint.

No demo that I know of, and there is no online. And there is a Underwater Kingdom that has some familar characters and you need the Scuba Mario outfit to complete it, there is A Ice Kingdom that is filled with enemies with flames that is melting the land you will need the Fire Mario Outfit to complete, and there is the Sky Kingdom that you need to get the wing cap to complete. Yes, you can fly with it.

That's a kingdom reminiscent of dire dire docks but larger and explores the use of moving the water up and down more

Why is the desert kingdom frozen

>>380716476
They stated at E3 that the increase health was the only traditional power up in the game Mr. Larper.

I warn you, there is some awful races in the game, but it should be fixed by launch. Those have been the worst to test. I won't say some things because I do want you to be surprised when you play. And the wing cap is something you have to buy, there are outfits that give you abilities.

When this thread ends, I will be done posting on this. Unless the request for more info is high.

>>380717239
What about the desert kingdom being frozen what's the deal with that

>>380717239
Can you reveal more information on Samus Returns?
People have been very concerned regarding the quality of the game especially since it's being made by the same people who made a very shitty 3DS game with tons of bugs before.

Also is it true Team Ninja are involved?
Is the overall quality of the game something to be worried about?

I won't comment on the desert, it's a cool surprise, and trust me you'll want to see it for yourself.

And Samus Returns is a buggy game right now, of course it is.That's my job, but it's nothing like Fed Force. This is good, for a buggy game. Plays good though.

>>380717675
God bless you OP thanks for the leaks (if you actually aren't larping). Hope they don't find out about you.

>>380716586
nigger

>people sincerely asking the larping faggot questions
didnt know bangladeshi kite testing forums had fallen this far

>>380717239
how does the wing cap control?
Is it more like 64 or closer to how the shoehorned flying ability worked in galaxy 1?

Also you said Donkey Kong 64 but not shit.
Would it be more accurate to call it Banjo-Kazooie then?

I'm very very concerned about teh controls in the game and how much certain moves have been nerfed compared to 64.
Going out of bounds and using stuff as your long jump and other things to play the game your own way even without abusing bugs and glitches is the number one reasonw hy that game is still so good.

Have you been able to pull off some sweet speedrun-ish stuff in the game?

>>380717675
would you say the level design and mechanics are as good as, say, Zero Mission or any of the classic Metroids?

ALL ROLE PLAYING THREADS ARE ALWAYS NINTENDO RELATED

I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY

>>380718076
No one comes to /v/ for movie leaks

>>380717675
Please tell me this is going to be rerecorded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHIYqCkoOYU

The horns and strings sound so weak and almost on par with the original galaxy trailer where the music was still midi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmN8DHZYNCg

Wing Cappy is not solid at the moment, but it has a cool feature, if you throw it on a enemy, that enemy can then fly, but this doesn't work for everything. I can say it controls nice for when it's not a buggy mess.

Yes, I would say it's like Banjo.

The controls are great, really solid, but then again, it's when they're not bugging out. Also, "abusing" bugs is kind of my job. I find these things, and I report them. So when it releases it should be good.

And yes? Sort of, I can finish New Donk City really fast now, I know all the tricks to the mechanics now. Some kingdoms are better for that sort of thing than others.

>>380717904
Not that fag N but played the build at E3 3 times. Closest thing you got to running is rolling in that game since the action button is replaced with you throwing cappy around and holding tggot to e button down longer to keep ut spinning in place so you can jump on it as a spring. Only time you are able to Sprint is when you play as your 8 bit self.

>>380713668
>game isn't out until christmas
>"""testers""" have played the full game plus a bonus mode

hilarious

>>380718714
I mean 64 is pretty much known for being the game that lets you go fast by using and connecting different moves together.

I just heard the long jump and spin jump got slightly nerfed. The air dive attack looks a little off to me as well.
I just kinda wonder if they're all still legit viable to play the game faster or if I'm just gonna roll anywhere because everything else is shit.

No, we get builds with reports with what they are. Also, we're on the final stretch to the actual final stretch. We're getting more and more complete builds.

>>380718962
given you're painfully close to release,
Are you confident the wing cap and other buggy things in the game will be fixed before launch?

Oh yeah, they are many other people working on this, and we've been working our hardest. The game should be great by release.

But I'm going to need a break with the game by then. Samus Returns is getting better, and Kirby is still VERY early on.

>>380718863
Rolling + long jump seems like the standard. But yeah it's been nerfed since basically it utilizes you to use cappy as a spring. But from the two worlds I was able to play, it seems like you can speed run the game and doesn't seem to take away from it. New Donk City was fun as fuck to explore.

>>380719468
can you share more information on smash?

>>380719468
What is the average runtime of the game without any speedrunning?
Do the levels feel tedious at any point given their size?

I have no idea who is the real N

>>380710342
I work at Nintendo as a professional faggot and I can confirm that these allegations are completely false.

>>380718846
Do you know how the typical game development workflow goes? I don't but I think this may be legit

>>380719468
are there any other playable characters that you can switch to before entering levels, like in 3d world?

I can't say anything on Smash, I don't work on it. Sorry about that.

And I'm not sure on the runtime, we have builds with certain things we have to test, but in August we should get the pre-final version. So basically what you'll be buying, but the uncompleted version. Sorry.

If you read the posts, you can tell that the ones with this style is me, the OP, real N. The fake N's left a while ago.

Read the other posts, I say you can play as Luigi.

Don't think for a second that we can't see what you're telling this website. You're due in my office first thing tomorrow morning where we'll take a nice review of your contract.

Ok is the mario is dead part legit though?

>>380720014
Nigger.

Well, he gets a "Game Over" at the beginning, and then if you read the rest you'll know what happens.
Basically Cappy gives you anti-dying power.


The Dinosaur Kingdom is probably my favorite.
Really fun, and has a great boss.

>>380711508
We already know this is bullshit, every map is self-contained and the spaceship takes you between them.

>>380710545
this guys asking the right questions.

>>380720167
please respond to this

>>380711508
Did you watch any of the E3 footage before you started this? There's no way it's open world.

That post wasn't from me, it was from a troll. It is a Kingdom select, you go into the sky, and you walk to your globe, and pick what Kingdom you want to go to.

>>380720537
Convenient. Whenever you get something wrong you can just go
>lel that wasn't me

That's because it isn't me. If you look through this thread, you can clearly tell which one is me. Don't be a dick, just pay attention.

>>380720664
Thats why he is posting a just N and not using a trip.

Disregard this person, he is not me. The game has changed since the E3 build, it is now open world

I'm N and so is my wife

>>380720773
then why the fuck were you not using a fucking tripcode. This could easily just make you look like a liar now because it's incredibly convenient how you only namefag.

>>380718846
The game comes out in October, dude.

>>380721036
Because the entire thread is bullshit and he doesn't have any proof to begin with

OK, jeez, any other questions on the game?

>>380712881
Was this stage supposed to be hard?
it took me two tries to get everything

>>380721338
Thats not me

>>380721429
That's me

Anybody want to know about the first builds that I worked on?

>>380721530
no

>>380721530
Please stop impersonating me you're derailing the thread

Thank god.

is there any music from 64 being remade for this game?

>>380721530
yes

>>380710342
>Only ten other people in the room

Give me a good reason I shouldn't cap this and send it to Richmond

>>380721727
Do it faggot, they won't fire me

The Wing Cap music is remastered from 64.

And the first versions of this game looked so different. It also played way different, you used to have to fight the enemies and then possess them, and it was on a time limit when you did it. Cappy also used to be one eye in the circle where the M (Or L) was. It was super creepy.

>>380710342
>he's a video game tester
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>380721861
is that really all?
That's kind of a shame.

You'd think this game would get a remake of a 64 level when galaxy 2 did

>>380721861
Have you found any references to e.gadd?

Well there is another thing from 64, but I don't want to spoil it.

Also you will need Outfits from one Kingdom(s) to complete another Kingdom(s).

There is E.Gadd references.

No Rosalina right?

Does Pauline have a role outside of New Donk City?

Nope, well kinda. Not in the actual game part. She is a painting. That's all she is in the game. Just a Easter Egg.

>>380722434
Yes, a very big one.
Extremely awesome reveal.

Any references to Mario Sunshine?

>>380722197
PLEASE tell me you can do any level in one go.
I can understand having to use outfits from other levels
but having to prematurely stop playing a level and moving on to the next one is why people prefer Kazooie over Tooie and DK64.

Or at the very least is it not as tedious as it sounds?

>>380722749
*having to use outfits from older levels

>>380722686
Yes.
>>380722749
You can, but items are double priced, and no it isn't tedious. Think of it as DK64 but good. So like Banjo.

Also, the enemies you possess in the current versions we're using have the hats you're actually wearing. Instead of the regular Red (or green) Cap.

>>380722197

Is a true Animal Crossing game (IE not spin off or HHD) coming for Switch? I don't care if its not on your schedule I just want to know whether one is coming or not.

>>380723643
Not that I know of. I don't get told of everything that's coming, I just get told about people in my room and what they're testing. EX: Me and others test Odyssey on one side of the room, while other test Smash on the other side of the room.

Are Daisyfags gomng tobe upset?

>>380723882
Yes, and no. She has a scene in the game. (Just one I think) But if you play as Luigi, she's doesn't replace Peach. Only the one scene.

>>380723860
was the smash leak a while ago legit?
it showed break the targets.

>>380724154
That was fake. The real one looks nicer, but I haven't payed too much attention to it.

>>380724103
If she appears and Rosalina doesn't. Daisyfags will be right happy.

>>380722510
>big one
>awesome reveal
>is angry at employees and doesn't reveal shit

fake & gay

>>380724270
can you tell wether or not break the targets is still a thing? huge deal breaker for me

>actually be tester at nintendo Mario rabbids
>see this fucking thread
The fucking retards that work here are too casual to post on /v/. Their staffing agency is super good at picking out nintenbros and mindless casuals, and the 9-12 month wait between the 'evaluation' and on boarding weeds out everyone with enough independent thought to leak shit. I have to pretend to be retarded all day and it fucking kills me.

OP isn't a tester, we don't use cartridges. The only people that see those pre-release is the packing/distribution center in North bend.

Bushnell Tour V4 Golf Laser Rangefinder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyja8EsWvDk

>>380724336
Rosalina is literally in a painting, so the Daisy fans should be happy.

>>380724358
I may be irritated but I won't be a spoilerfag.

>>380724472
Tell us about metroid

>11 person with a exec misplacing a cartridge
>threatened with legal shit
well if you werent gonna get sued you are now because really how many incidents do you think this has happened

>>380724563
I talked about it up in the thread earlier.

>>380724398
Prove you're a tester.
It's not like you have anything to lose, you didn't leak anything.

>>380724472
since when did you start using 4chan terminology when for a good 4 hours you didnt even know how to reply

>>380710342
donkey Kong a boss in the game?

>>380712624
>>380711580
>You need a lot of moons to unlock Luigi
>Luigi is available from the start

mmmmmmmmmmmm tinkers the thinker op

>>380724932
I know some things, don't know others. I spend most of my time in /tv/... so.


>>380724958
Yes, not as cool as you would think unfortunately.

>>380725010
Read the other replies. Luigi is available from the start. I gave small spoilers as to why.

you mentioned that you started testing kirby a month ago. can you give some info on that? any potential name, and gameplay? do animal partners return?

>>380725128
What does DK do?

>>380725142
1. Not much. 2. Not that I know of. 3. Classic Kirby. 4. Not at the current state.


>>380725154
It's a reenactment of the first stage of Donkey Kong. When you get to the top, you knock his hat off. That's it.

>>380725128
at least lie a bit better
something as simple as "i read the FAQ" or "i fucking googled it" for fucks sake

>>380725332
fuuuuck no other Kings then?

>>380714532
So wait a second the whole "next direct is in july and will be about online challenges" shit to prove you're legit is out the window?

>>380725375
kongs

>>380724896
The only proof I got is a generic pair of headphones they gave me and my rfidcard, the only defining part of which is my name and face.

What proof do you want?

what have you tested of kirby exactly? can you talk about the stuff you've played? any plot yet?

>>380711557
confirmed false, someone listed the moons found so far in the Sand Kingdom and there are 34.

>>380711992
we already know there's HD rumble, notably when riding the motorbike, or when throwing the hat using the 2 joy-cons mode.

>>380712350
fucking liar. Mario meets Cappy in the Cap Kingdom.

too bored to deal with the rest. think a little before trying to LARP.

How do you get hired as a video game tester and is it as fun as it sounds?

>>380710342
Make sure they tighten up the graphics on level 3

>>380725407
Not me when someone said there is online. There is none.

>>380725361
Why don't you read the thread? I've answered the questions before.

>>380725375
>>380725502
There is a Kong family picture you can hang in the Odyssey when you 100% New Donk City.

>>380725571
It's kind of a reboot, but also a sequel to Superstar. Only played single player. Still pretty buggy at the moment.

>>380725746
>implying there are any cross testers

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>>380722201
too big

>>380725746
https://mynintendonews.com/2017/06/13/super-mario-odyssey-may-have-multiplayer-and-network-features/

>>380725881
Did you read the article?

>>380725746
the ones with replies were obviously people pretending to be OP

either youre also pretending to be OP after creating a trip or youre not being consistent

>>380726031
either way youre still a load of shit

>>380726031
I am the OP, and there are people are impersonating me, I never used a trip because I'm in /tv/ more where it's not useful.
If you look at the way things are written you can tell what is made by me.

>>380710342
how SJW infested is NOA?

also errr, aren't you narrowing down yourself to be identified by saying you were the guys the execs yelled at?

can only be 1 of 11 people

>>380726334
All of us got yelled at. We all got the same speech.

>>380726163
I'm the guy that's an actual tester, tell me the process bug reports go through from the time you write them up and the development team sees them.

With that, I'm off. Hope I answered your questions.
>>380726393
Read the thread.

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>>380725746
What else can you do with multiplayer in Odyssey? We know the only player controls Cappy, can collect stuff, kill enemies, etc. but I recall the Treehouse mentioning there was a way to throw Cappy with Mario but they didn't want to show it so I'm assuming there's more to the mode.

>>380726540
I did, you gave the form not where the bugs go.

Yeah he's a fucking fraud.

would you say Samus Returns is better than AM2R? How are the same/different?

>>380718846
>October
>Christmas

>>380726391
HOW SJW INFESTED IS NOA?
WILL OUR GAMES BE SAFE OR CENSORED?

>>380718846
>4 months to release
>1.5 months of that is manufacturing and shipping

>>380727171
NOA is made almost entirely of casuals with no opinion (they take on the opinion of those around them). A very very small amount of people are actually sjw, but the do have a presence.

>>380712504
The new mario comes out in a few months so a cartridge version is possible

>>380727297
so our games are in danger
PROTECT THE HIVE!

what about average trump support?
high? low?
in NOA, probably low
in NCL, probably higher or neutral

>>380727664
Politics banned in the workplace unless your left/liberal.

>>380726540
Don't you need to get to work soon?
Why were you awake all night?

>>380710342
work for them again but this time actually steal it

wonder how many kekistanis work at nintendo globally

>>380710445
underrated post

please respond

>>380728125
Probably like three or four if you count associates, which don't actually work for nintendo but for aerotek or whatever staffing agency that region uses. Probably none if you mean NOA only.

So to sum it up
>anon who supposedly works a 9-5 as a Nintendo tester makes a thread at midnight and sticks around until 5am
>only provides useless info and info that is already known (who the fuck cares if early builds of Kirby are buggy)
>disappears when an actual tester shows up
I guess I'll stick around and see where it goes while getting ready for work.

AND AWAY WE GO

>>380728637
>useless info

Mario Odissey
>Mario is a ghost
>Wingcap, including redone music
>20 levels
>20 collectibles
>Luigi playable from the start, alternate final boss
>Daisy Cameo
>Rosalina only there in painting form
>Wart, Wario, Donkey Kong & others show up
>E.Gadd references
>levels are fucking huge
>supposedly remade level or other reaccurring content from Mario 64
>MOTHERFUCKING WING CAP

Metroid
>obviously still buggy but getting better
>supposedly plays well

Kirby
>no animal buddies
>still incredibly early in development

>>380729084
A few of those were known a week ago or have already been proven false.

Also, the bug form he provided isn't the one used.

>this thread is still going
>still hasnt answered my one and only question
>>380711507

>>380711891
You have to test the game on the cartridge for new bugs that come from being on the cartridge as well as the 'retail' version of the devkit.

>>380722438
>>380722510
FUCK HOW CAN I TELL THE REAL AND THE FAKE NOW

>>380711603
That's how I know you're lying.