Zzz...

...wake up,,, todd.../

Uh... Todd?

>>380710282
"he's asleep! nows our chance to pirate fallout 4!"

Todd, Fallout 4 is really bad.

I pirated Fallout 4.

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>>380710343
>>380710347
Guys, now that he's asleep, between you and me, I'm definitely not buying that shitty Fallout 4 VR hehe... Don't tell him tho.

Oh man I'm glad I don't actually pay for bethesda games.

I bought Fallout New Vegas.

I never paid, and never would pay, for the Fallout 4 game or any of it's DLC. I did play it, though. But I tell people not to play it.

>>380710282
sleep tight, Toddler.
stay sleep, in fact.

I won't be buying your shit games anyway.

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Hey guys, did you play pic related? These are the best ones!

For real, how many of you guys pirated Fallout 4?

I just printed out covers and put it over the sleeves of games I don't play anymore just to fool him.

I deleted Fallout 4 after pirating it because it was so shitty.

>>380710282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeFYvxW10xo

What do you guys think he's dreaming about?

Man, I fucking love New Vegas. If only Todd could make suck good games.

>>380710778
Money

>>380710483
I've never played (or paid) Fallout 4 or Skyrim.
I'm glad he is sleeping and he can't hear me

>>380710848
>If only Todd could make suck

>>380710282
SKYRIM SUCKS!

>>380710282
Paid mods are bad

>>380710282
HEY TODD LISTEN TO THIS!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>380710943
>>380710981
Sshhh

>>380710282
TODD IS ASLEEP HURRY UP AND GET TO THE BUNKER

>>380710707
Yes, I bought them years ago and still have the CDs and play them every once in a while.

I only bought Fallout 3 a couple of years after it was released with all the DLC for only 10 bucks, played it once and wish I could've got my money back.

You retards, he is fooling you. Todd don't know what sleeping is, none of his games have in depth sleeping mechanics or requirements

>>380711013
*puts ass to Todd's face*
BRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>380711109
(You)

>>380710930
Sorry, it was a Freudian slip. He has such pretty lips.

Guys I think he isn't asleep!

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>>380710282
>>380710383
>>380710462
>>380710639
>>380710746
>>380710752
TODD WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE ARE PIRATING YOUR GAME

>>380710282
You're not actually asleep, are you?

>>380711334
SHILL STFU IM NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL

New Vegas>Fallout 4

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>>380711334
WHAT DID YOU SAY.

>>380711334
NO I'M NOT, TODD I'M BEING A GOOD BOY PLEASE DON'T SCREAM AT ME

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.....

Hm..? Do I hear something?

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>>380710282
WAKE THE FUCK UP TODD
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>380711334
Quiet! The torrent is almost completed.

>>380711469
No. Go the fuck back to sleep.

>>380711469
Todd this man is pirating your game >>380711484

>>380711469
IT WASN'T ME TODD I'M SORRY, PLEASE JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP

>>380711469

It's the sound of Creation Club crashing.

Wake up, Mr. Howard. Wake up, and smell the ashes.

>>380711469
N-no, it's nothing besides the sound of money flowing in from people buying your games! Go back to sleep sweetie!

>>380711469
YEAH ITS JUST THE SOUND OF US BUYING YOUR GAMES NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP

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>>380711512
>>380711515
>>380711518
>>380711534
>>380711538
>>380711610

Oh hey anon.

Did you preorder Fallout 4 VR?

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>tfw no todd collection

who wouldve thought this meme would last for years.

>>380711654
No. I don't plan to.

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>>380711469
Just the sound of me playing the best RPG of 2015.

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>>380711654
No
And guess what Todd?
I didn't pre-order Skyrim Switch either, even though I own a Switch.

>>380711654
p-please i... i can't afford it...

>>380711654
I can't play VR.

>>380711654
No im pirating it. None of your games are worth buying

>>380711654
I... I, uh... No.

>>380711654
Y-YES, I JUST DID, NOW PLEASE GO BACK TO SLEEP M-MR HOWARD

>>380711654
But I dont have a VR headset, also Fallout 4 was a shit game that I pirated on launch

>>380711654

If by "pre order" you mean "pirate another copy of New Vegas to give to my friends instead of Skyrim SE season pass", then yes. At least five times.

Todd, I pirated skyrim on november 11, 2011

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>>380711668
Here have a freebie it's on me

>>380711704
>>380711720
>>380711749
>>380711774
>>380711776
>>380711781
>>380711789
>>380711793
>>380711829
>>380711846
You guys done goofed

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>>380711704
>>380711749
>>380711774
>>380711776
>>380711781
>>380711789

Oh, that's good. Thanks for preordering it anons, I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

I'm going back to sleep now.

>>380711668
Someone post rare todds please

>>380711979
I think he didn't hear us guys, are we safe?

>>380711979
HEY TODDLER I PIRATED ALL YOU GAMES AND DLCS

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>>380711898
there are no such thing as todd "freebies"

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>>380711704
>>380711749
>>380711774
>>380711776
>>380711781
>>380711789

WAIT WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY

>>380712038
oh shiet

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>>380710778

>>380712038
I'M GOING TO PIRATE FALLOUT 4 VR AND I DON'T EVEN OWN A HEADSET

>>380712038
This is all a nightmare! If you close your eyes and go back to sleep it'll all be alright!

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>>380712038

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>>380712038
FUCK YOU TODD MODS WILL BE F REEEEEE

>>380712038
I SAID THAT I WAS GOING TO PREORDER FALLOUT 4 VR

TO SELL THE GAME'S CODE TO A WEBSITE

>>380712038
TODD IT WASNT ME
IT WAS THE OTHER ANONS
PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME!

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>>380712192
Gaben does not agree

>>380712038
Did anyone stop to think the real reason Todd missed e3 was because he didn't want toddposting to get any worse?

>>380712260
that fat jew will die soon Todd. Who will protect your shady practices in the future?

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>>380712297
toddposting is free advertisement for bethesda

>>380712038
That i accidentally just bought 10.000 copies of Daggerfall off GoG.

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>>380712118
>>380712162
>>380712192
>>380712203
>>380712230
>>380712167

ANON AND HIS FUNNY JOKES

JUST LOVES TO MESS WITH OL' TODD HOWARD

HAHAHA GOOD ONE ANON

>>380712461
Yeah, all good fun here. Just go back to sleep. just go back to your dreams boy

>>380712461
Yeah I get a good laugh out of you pretty frequently

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>>380712461
SKYRIM IS A SHITTY GAME TODD, I MADE SURE TO PIRATE IT 10 TIMES WITHOUT PLAYING IT A SINGLE TIME.

AND I WON'T BUY THE MODS EITHER

>>380712461
QUICK SOMEBODY GET A PILLOW AND SUFFOCATE HIM BEFORE HE GETS UP

>>380712461
Todd your games are shit
Suck my dick

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>>380712385
>Who will protect your shady practices in the future?

Speak of the devil and he shall appear.

>>380712461
I'VE PIRATED AND SUBSEQUENTLY DELETED ALL GAMES YOU'VE RELEASED FROM THE PAST TWENTY YEARS

I downloaded a mod to remove the bethesda logo from skyrim.

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@380712591
@380712619
@380712637
@380712553
@380712554

You want this (You)? Hand over the Fallout 4 VR receipt and you'll get your (You).

>>380712664
>NOW NOW SAWYER, NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR. THAT COMES LATER.

>>380710282
This is the story of Howard

The greediest dev in town...

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>>380711979
>>380712038

>>380712461
The only good fallout games weren't made by you.

>>380712461
I HAVE SERVERS ILLEGALY DOWNLOADING ALL OF YOUR GAMES 10 TIMES A MINUTE AND INSTANTLY DELETE THEM AFTERWARDS

>>380710383
>>380710483
>>380711392
>>380711979
Wrong! This man is deceased

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MASTER?
MASTER AWAKE?

>>380712736
kek same

Why weren't you there Todd?

You could have saved this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUbs7BQ-18U

>>380712930
He was sleeping

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>>380712756
here's my receipt pal

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>>380712756
Here you are, Mr. Howard.

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Oh no, I can't my (you)'s from Bethesda. But I'm sure these guys will be happy to provide for free

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>>380712736

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>>380712637
F̱̗͌ͪ̍ͫ͐̈͗͞o̝̖͔͈̹̫͐̈́̃͢õ͕̪͐͑ͧl̤͚̼̭͌̓̏ͩ͋͋͋̔̉͠͡i̡̳͎̣̰ͦ̚̕š̡̘͌ͤ̑͟ͅh͈̩̝̱̟̜́̀͜͡ ͈̳̻͍̻͚̜̈́̉͊̀̃̍̚̕͟m͙̞̠͇̱̹̘̬ͧ͋ͮ̏͌ͅo̤͙ͪ͑͊ͩ̍̉̀ŗ̵͙̮͎̣̖̰͌̔͗̍͑͋̿̾t̴̜͉͎̞̳͚̊̄́̔ͨ͗͐̕ā̶̖̞̭̗̥̻̐̃͊̿̃̚̕l̢̘͎͕̐͂̓.͈̯̈́ͫ̀̽͋́̔̀͟ ̷̶̤̺̼͇̝͚͗̾ͯ͡ͅY̥͎͈͖̾̇͘ó̶̦̙̬̺͇̗̏͞u̧͔̮̰̤̗͖̩ͯ͡ ̴̱͖͓̔̀̏ͪ̊͞t̠ͣͬ̍͟͢r̴̷̤̫̭͖͍̦ͦ̎e̴̥̘̠̗̋̂͐̈̓͠ͅͅâ̧͖̬̖͒d̬̰̗̻̈́͘͡ ͔̪̱̖̠̦̔ͬ̏͂ͤͨ͌͆̕w̶̩̥̣̮̠͎̔ͯͬ͜i̴̱̬̼͊͋ͦͧ͞t̩̖̟̹̙͖̥͚͗̍ͭ̑ͤͦ̃ͣh̵͕̭̞̙ͮͭ͐̾̿̿͟ͅ ̻̺̘̙͇̦̱̋ͨ̉̉̉̾ͦͯ͢t̳̦̤̟̼̋̍̿͐̎̽͠ḩ̰͔͍ͯͮͦͨ̎ĩ̸̞͉͎̠̦̪̙̌̊͠ͅͅn͎̘͙̘̝͓̩͇͂̇ͬ͌̋͋͝͡g̼̮̰̳̹̽̕͡s̴̙̗̞͙͎̜̾͌̐͊ͤͤͣͪ̍ ͎͓̬̬̳̺̍̐b̶̠̺̮͖͙̥ͩ̋͢ë̴̢̞̹̖͇̜͉̼́̎̏ͮ͛͢ͅy̴̛̥̼͕̳̖̩̤̩͐̊͟ơ͓̖͍͎̳̟͒͂͡͡n̶̼̗ͭ̽͂̈̌̚͜͞d̥̪̹͖̣̪̯̬ͯ͐̚̕͝ ̺͚̫̮̹̈̍̎͌͒̕y̱͚̝̻͈̍̊̊ͦ̄̈́͛̕o̸̶͈̥̬̱̊͒u͖͖̺͈̮̻̽ͩͨ͊̾̐ͭ̊ͅr̺̰͖̹͍͈̾̾̊̀͂ ̶̛̩̜̖̠͓͈͖̮̠̔ͩc̣̦̘̜͙̞̩̰̮ͭ̎̚ơ̴̴̜̟̖͇̖̜͓̳̓̿ͭ̿̋̔m̴͕͔͚͉̙̮̻͉ͬ̊̽p͓̳̉̎r̟̩̖̻̬̱͚ͬ͂ͩ͋́e̼̭̘ͮ̈̀͡h̩̜̦͈͈̔̽ͨ̈̉ͨ̾͜ͅḕ̴̡̦̱ͭ̿͛͋̚͝n̜̻̯͋̆̍̃̽̋̿ͮ͝ş̴̯̖̤̳̱̜̑ͬ̊͋i͈̪̥͍̩̋o̵̤͔̣̮͍̺ͮͩ̊̊̀́͟ͅͅn͖̼̞̯̦͓͕ͮ̀.̡̛̣̜̥̪̮̮͇̘̒ͯ̐͐͊͑

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>>380713009
>>380713025
thanks guys

This thread made genuinely laugh

>>380713097
Suck my dick Todd
I've had more fun with eating shit

I hope todd posting never dies. The threads are so great.

Would todd postibg end if todd actually posted here himself?

>>380713112
FUCK YOU TODD I HAVE A WHOLE SYSTEM OF ASSOCIATES THAT PIRATE EACH OF YOUR GAMES 30000+ TIMES DAILY

>>380710778
Climbable mountains

>>380713112
Mr. Todd-san i think those are faked...

>>380710778
Making millions from paid mods

>>380713185
>He ate shit

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>>380713185
That's funny, I think I just heard you replying to me instead of buying my game.

Now don't be an edgelord and just buy my game and mods, alright?

>>380713112
I'm waiting for a sale to buy fallout 4 and season pass. pls understand todd I'm poor

>>380713324
No Todd
Now suck my dick

>>380713324
What if I pirate them at least once? Will it be okay with you?

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>>380713380
pls anon... i need your money now for my chemotherapy (cough...)

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show em boys

>>380713524
I-I'm sorry Todd I have literally no money right now

>>380713524
JUST buy Fallout 4

>>380713639
I'M SORRY TODD PLEASE DON'T SHOOT, I BOUGHT THE DLC

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>>380713395
How about you buy my game, THEN I suck your dick?

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>>380713657
Hello, Toddbot here.

Unfortunately human Todd has passed away because he could not afford chemotherapy.

Toddbot was set up to lie and continue collecting money on behalf of Todd.

>>380713995
Will Toddbot suck my dick?

>>380713995
Does he have any added features?

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>>380713185
He ate shit.

k

>>380713995
How do we know that's not a lie

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>>380714140
Well of course!

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You are not a dirty chaosfag /v/ right? Be good and never refund my game

I fucking love toddposting

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>>380713995
So, should i wish Todd back or wish that more people buy fallout 4?

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>>380714674
If you were to make Todd omnipotent, I'm sure the Todd God would reward you justly.

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>>380712930
Jesus Christ.

I've never played skyrim or fallout 4. Am I missing anything? Didn't like Oblivion either.

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>>380714873
Okay.

Eternal dragon! wish my plea! turn Todd into the god of destruction of this universe!

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Heh heh, you want to buy a Fallout 4?

>>380714873
What if I made MYSELF omnipotent and declared Fallout 4 FREE?

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This is a stick up buy Fallout 4 vr and Skyrim: Special Edition or this thread gets it!

>>380712930
NO MORE SKYRIMS TODD.

PLEASE.

>>380715680

Hey Todd, I installed a free mod

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>>380715857
No one cares what tripfags do, not even Todd.

>>380710282
who the heck is this?

>>380710282
>>380711469
>>380711979
>>380711774

Toddposting has hit its climax. It simple cant be done better.

>>380718330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky4sp-dM4jE

Why aren't there more Pete threads

>>380717303
Oh no! Todd has been captured, this must mean the Todd posting in this thread is an impostor.

>>380718330
But every thread plays out slightly different and keeps staying fresh. Todd posting is a miracle of the universe

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>>380716086