What should I do about this smug fucks? they live really close to my village.
Slaughter them
Slaughter every one or there will be problems
>>380704575
I've got them to agree to pay tribute. Is killing them really necessary?
>>380704512
They're just ducks, wanting nothing more than to live in peace! Surely you can ally with them.
>>380704575
This poster is a liar, do not trust him.
>>380704730
Don't fall for this chuckle duck's lies
>>380704728
They will rise up and rape your women and fuck you over
>>380705118
This. Ducks rape. Ask Jeeves about it.
>>380704728
See? Not only do these noble Ducks seek to live without peace, they are even willing to offer you tribute to ensure friendship between your peoples! Surely this is proof enough of their good intentions.
What creature could be more honourable an ally than the duck, noble and upright of bearing?
>>380705118
>>380705289
Lies, malicious lies and slanders! I have to concept of what these two could gain by casting the Ducks so, and I have no wish to.
thank you for reminding me about this game
>>380704512
>tfw playing this game with your friends as a kid and essentially living out the council in real time
what's the best way to play it? Is the steam version good, or should I play the DOS version?
OP here.
>>380706184
You sound fishy as fuck, those ducks are going down.
>>380706513
I'm playing the GOG version. Which is better one, or so I've been told.
>>380706845
thanks family
>>380704512
Shit nigger! You don't fuck with a duck!
>>380706513
You actually want the Steam version which is a port of the Android version that received additional updates and makes better use of screen real estate. GOG version is the OG one, though.