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HEY PLUMBER BOY, MUSTACHE MAN, YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE HAS ARRIVED!
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>>380696262
Do you think Coco has a thing for Nathan Drake?
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>>380696262
I'll just watch a video of all the death animations online and bust a nut or two before moving on.
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>>380696502
Fucking weirdo
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>coco will never be my wife
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>>380696502
u okay buddy
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>>380696262
can someone post all the death animations? its for a friend haha
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Check out this first look at the exclusive DLC skin for Crash
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I like that they remade the games 1:1 but I fucking hate the animation and designs.
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>>380696502
Please don't make this site any weirder than it is.
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I think I might be the only one who hates the way Coco looks now.
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Who /boycotting this game/
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>>380697361
I'm not, but then again I was never buying it.
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>>380697361
But you can play as two princesses in Super Mario 3D World
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>>380696446
Crash probably does.
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>>380696446
Probably, there's a picture of Nathan in Crash and Coco's living room where a picture of Tawna used to be and shes seen watching Nathan play Crash in UC4
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>>380697361

>Can you play as the princess in Super Mario?
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>>380697510
>where a picture of Tawna used to be
It's still there, she has sideboob now. The picture of Tawna is on top of the fireplace where it always was, the Nathan picture is further off to the left.
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Why does she carry the laptop everywhere?
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>>380697361
Xbox+PC

Yes
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>>380697361

wow what a bitch
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>>380697582
Because she's a nerd haha
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>>380697582
Would you leave your computer in the middle of the jungle? I don't understand why so many people are getting up in legs about this.
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>>380697582
Techwizard.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anTdXmFgzvA

Harder than Dark Souls confirmed
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>>380697682
Okay but why did you take a laptop into the jungle to begin with?
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>>380697582
So she can camwhore on the go.
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>>380697147
That's weird? Fuck outta here
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>>380696262
id plumb her pipe if you catch my drift.
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>>380697582
shitposting's a hell of a drug
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>>380697576
My mistake.
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>>380697582
It has her porn stash
Can't let anyone see the shit she's been looking at
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>>380697582
It's a commentary on the millenial generation that needs their devices everywhere to feel secure
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>>380697789
How about you ask yourself that question
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where are the coco death animations?!
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>>380697682
Hey, no need to be getting up in fingers about this.
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Thanks alot meaningless mods for not deleting the /pol/ garbage from the last thread but if a stupid pastel pony was posted that would have been deleted in under 30 seconds.
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>>380698186
Oh shit, here we go.
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>>380697284
I hate it too
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>>380696572
Really not saying much. Mario is a plumber in the same sense that Goku is a potato farmer.

Overpowered weeb lords disguised as something remotely relatable.
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>>380698078
screw death where the ryona Coco animations
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>>380697582

she's autistic
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>>380697582
to show switch owners they wasted there.
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They made Coco really cute.
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>>380698452
Why delete the truth? That would be censorship faggot. Shitposting on the other hand...just because it is not your cup of tea my triggered pony, does not invalidate it.
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>>380697582
The entire game it's about Coco finding his battery.
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>>380696987
you used the wrong image there anon, dont worry, I got you covered
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>you unlock Coco by finding her spare laptop battery hidden in one of the levels
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>>380701681
damn I would love if this were the case but I doubt it
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>the girls at the Crash booth at E3 were all dressed as Coco
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>>380701769
>damn I would love if this were the case but I doubt it


We're finding the battery, Anon, not the case.
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>>380701836
pics
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>>380701854
God Damnit Carlos!
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>>380701836
Were they hired to be there? I thought booth babes were gone due to the feminist influence in the industry?
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>>380701836
Show us the proof.
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>>380697284
hey, I do too. it's mostly the design and partly the shitty model.
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>>380702037
They weren't really "babes". They were booth attendants who were female. They gave instructions on how to play and reset the demos between players. There were dudes working there too.
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>>380702163
were the dudes dressed like Crash?
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>>380702163
Wrong term, I guess. I didn't mean slutty looking bimbos. Do you have pictures of this?
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>>380701515
>his
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>>380697361
Damn, that sperg managed to get almost 100 likes, that is a lot of autism in one place.
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>>380697361
>tumblr filename
bet the blog this came from had a field day
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>>380697361
>shove
Pretty sure she is selectable? She isn't being "shoved" into anything. Just someone else to play as instead of Crash if you want. That guy's autism is showing.
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>>380702019
I didn't mean to drag-on those jokes.
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>>380696348
>>380696348
>>380696348

PLEASE

PLEASE

IM TRYING TO SAVE UP

PLEASE DONT DO THIS
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>>380703096
you bedder knock et off mate...
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>>380696348
>>380703292
Crunch got your back.
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>>380703441
Hopefully I didn't Crash the party.

Not feeling too peachy today?
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>>380703441
Skylanders Crash was fucking weird. It's like they wanted him to be cool action wise guy.
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>>380703684
It was fine for what it was, its a kids show after all

but I do think him remaining silent and Aku Aku also being teleported there and being the voice for both would have been better
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>>380696502

Fapping to death animations is pretty normal here actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyVHV7ct4gU

My personal favorite is at 1:06-1:15. Gets me rock hard every time.
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>>380696262
I need that ad to be remade for this game
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>>380696262
I think the eye shadow and lack of volume on her crown makes her uggo.
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>>380703643
wow, you are purrdy good there
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>>380704225
fuck, forgot the pic

well guess its like Bubsy to fail
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>>380696649
>>380696916
>>380697147
Your summmerfag is showing
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>>380704225
>>380704343


I've always BEEn this way.
Your slip up wasn't a cat-astrophe .
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>>380697576
Post sideboob pic
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>>380704471
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>they mad coco cute
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>>380696348
the coco in tihs pic is cuter than the actual model.

The art direction of these remakes is god awful.
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>>380697361
lmao at your facebook priofile, you fucking autistic looking tranny
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>>380697758
jesus christ
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>>380704559
Eh. I'm not sure what I was expecting
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>>380696262
Shouldn't she invest in a backpack at least to carry her laptop?
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>>380704465
Mmmm mmmm mmmm mm, M mmmmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mm mmm.

Lets keep this up, I wanna see how far you can go now
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>>380705064
Mr. Skeleton, do you find these jokes to be quite humerus?
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>>380704872
wat
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>>380704704
The Coco in-game has to have the same general height and width dimensions as Crash, you retard.
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>>380705281
I Mei
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>>380705287
The bee levels in Crash 2.
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KempferZero has blessed us with a new picture.
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>>380705458
Thinking of that game gives me the chills.

It's called Overwatch, but what time is there to tell?
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>>380705641
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>>380697361
I don't own a ps4. But I'd totally buy it if it was on pc or switch. Thanks Sony.
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>>380704160
>lack of volume on her crown makes her uggo

Yeah this is definitely a problem and I'm sad they probably won't fix it, that and I don't understand why they changed the color of her flower, blue/purple was better.
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>>380705748
From what I know it is a timed exclusive so I'd presume that in 6 months we will get it on PC as well.
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>>380705281
this wasn't even funny

>>380705458
this was even worse
please kill yourselves and stop shitting up the thread with your reddit faggotry
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>>380705714
To be honest, I don't really know Jak about that game.
>>380705949
Do you have sand in your /v/gina?
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>>380704872
who is the artist behind this pic?
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*gently slams her laptop*

more like coco bandiCUTE
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>>380703664
Sauce me, bro
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>>380706226
>Watches Nathan and Elena Play Crash 1.

What does it mean?
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>>380706226
>laptop
more like a coco bandiNERD
lmao
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>>380702373
No. The 2 guys where wore black shirts with the game's logo. The 2 girls wore blue overalls with white shirts with red like this.

They gave away a different pin for each day of the convention. First day was a Coco pin, the second day was a Crash pin, and the last day was Aku Aku.
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>>380706226
What happened to crash?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqjkAXCgx7M&feature=youtu.be&t=873
>yfw Naughty Dog is still so insecure about Crash that they have to brag about three games outselling one twenty years later
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>>380706963
Why does Jason Rubin hate Crash? What happened between him and Universal?
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>>380696649
>>380696916
>>380697147
how about fapping to real death? I fap to that video of the topless girls being beheaded sometimes, sometimes videos of people stumbling on dead whores
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>>380705927
Will you continue to report on its progress within 6 months?
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>>380707174
I just googled that and then immediately x'ed out. Some day perhaps.
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>>380707174
Dude, in a Crash thread when people talk about death animations they mean cartoony slapstick like Coco getting squished and stuck to a boulder. You got a fucking problem, man. Seek help.
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>>380705927
https://youtu.be/AZatNJfCu4g?t=3m37s
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>>380708519
>3:37
>Not a timed exclusive
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>>380708519
I dont know why people think that it would come out on xbox or pc.
Activision made a contract with Sony, so of course its going to be a PS4 exclusive.
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>>380708519
>>380708607
That's too bad. I would've loved it for it to be on PC as well. Only way for me to play it is to go and get myself a PS4 then, I guess.
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>>380709351
It's more of a novelty thing for others who doesn't have a particular system to be able to play it as well. Activision puts their games on various consoles, thus people had hopes of being to play it on their preferred system of choice.
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>>380697361
>>380697471
>>380697573

And Super Mario Bros 2.
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>>380706910
He fell asleep after they had very rough sex
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I was a 64 babby so this will be my first real experience with Crash. How wrecked will my quivering boy pussy be by the end of it?
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>>380710224
that guy is wearing makup?
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>>380710475
Eh
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>>380710475
Not at all, the games aren't particularly hard but looked and felt amazing back in the 90's when 3D games still looked like ass half the time.
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>>380707024
he wasn't getting the money
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>>380698471
I want to FUCK that boar
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>>380704820
Is Tawna the secret unlockable waifu?
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>>380708519
>but COOOULD run on PC....
>yah so?

kek
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>>380708519
Aw man, this confirms it then. As per above, I've heard about time exclusive here in a thread although I did not bother to check and here we are...fuck me. Too bad, the modding would have gone through the roof if it landed on PC.
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>>380710475
not at all since this version of the game has better controls.
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Has anyone seen Crash being crushed by the rolling boulder in Jungle Rollers? I want to know if they kept that death animation.
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>>380697758
>this whole channel
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>>380697361
>make coco bandacoot game
I'd buy it but my taste is SHIT
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>>380697582
She is looking for a free wifi spot.
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>>380710475

the reason they were difficult is because the graphics and lack of lighting made it too difficult to judge depth at the angle the game was played from, behind crash.

now they would probably not bad at all, since we have modern day lighting to make depth easier to determine.

but i can do something about that boi pucci
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>>380703541
Do you think Crunch will still be canon? Hope he isn't gone forever.
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>>380714113
It comes down to how the sequels will be made. If they were to treat N. Sane Trilogy not merely as a remaster, but as a reboot as well, then it could possibly go that he is created and become part of the Bandicoot family, or he just isn't. It's entirely up to how they want to take that continuity, if this were to be considered a reboot, that is.
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>>380714113
Him and Nina were the only worthwhile characters added post Naughty Dog.

Acutally, I hope they take the CONCEPT of Wrath of Cortex but you know, not fuck it up.
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>>380697361
((you))
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>>380697758
Is this the Dark Souls of Mario?
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>>380714606
About Nina, wasn't she originally meant to be kind of a good character, despite her affliation to Cortex, with her being a relative of his and all that? She was supposed to get along well with animals and care for them.
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>>380714606
>Not including Ebeneezer Von Clutch.
Come on, man.
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>>380712169
I wish all smartphones would stop existing. Attention span would rise, crappy photos will get rare, shaky crappy videos will disappear from YouTube, phoneposters would go away....
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>>380714959
Didn't play Tag Team Racing. Played Nitro Kart though.
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>>380710224
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30yJ_0ci6dA
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Do you guys think coco would wear diapers?
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>>380715768
I think her model looks like shit in this game. Fuck everyone who thinks it's even close to be decent.
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>>380715768
If she would, you would feel less unique.
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>>380715989
I do like her new design, but perhaps they could tone it down a little with the make-up in future games.
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Really hope the success of this gives us new crash games dashed with the writing of the post ND games because I actually enjoyed the jokes and stuff.
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>>380716025
noice baby noice, so how wet do you guys think she gets?
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Considering I've already played all 3 Crash games as Crash I'd love to play as another character.

Not that I'll get to because I don't own a PS4
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>>380716191
Less wet than you when you stare at her for too long.
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>>380707174

love "fastest mexican behead" you can see her eyes rolling after

Also, the girl that hang herself with the phone, that tries two times and adjust the rope... hhnnggg

saurce for your best shot?
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>>380706963
>Bragging about a game they didn't even bother to remake and instead let another dev remake the trilogy

Yeah nah, they lost my respect long ago.
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>>380714080
???????????
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>>380716972
They dont love their own game. Only David Siller seems to be proud of Crash.
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I like the redone cutscenes.

I was playing 2 going for the 100% only just realising how now I can rage at levels in HD and with Coco.
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>>380697147
>any weirder
Oh sweet child
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>>380715049
>would go away....

If you're going to complain about attention span don't trail off yourse..
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>>380696348
I never understood this. Are they holding up fruit? Is it a design on their shirt? Or is it just censoring them?
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>>380718491
It's bodypaint, anon
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>>380718568
Ah, that makes much more sense.

I prefer the edit where they're just completely topless.
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>>380697582
Because she's a gentoo user, and the kernel needs compiling, no matter where or when.
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Should I play the originals or should I just get the remaster?
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>>380718856
The remaster only adds better graphics and time trials on the first and second game.
If you dont care about those, play the originals.
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>>380697789
To watch porn
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>>380697789
To watch skinny porn
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>>380718856
Get the remaster and berate acti at least once for CTR
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>>380697582
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>>380697361
Does this seem like manufactured outrage to anyone else?

Now Naughty Dog can push an angle that they are being attacked by misogynists, earning brownie points with SJW crowd. Marketing has changed.
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>>380704872
but why

also stop bullying coco pls
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>>380696262
I love crash as much as the next guy, but you don't think that a Trilogy remaster is even going to compete with Mario Odyssey do you?

I mean. They are kinda on different levels here.
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>>380720279
No.
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>>380704820
So I haven't played Crash since the PSX era. Who are all these girls?
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>>380720348
That's okay, it's just a costume.
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>>380720416
How's this then?
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>>380720454
Not okay but better than cactus bullying.
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>>380720416
>>380720454
Boom.
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>>380720260
>Naughty Dog

Naughty Dog doesn't even want to acknowledge Crash.
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>>380696262
Coco's haircut makes my peepee feel funny
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Never ever.
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>>380720547
What happened? I haven't played since the PSX era. When did Naughty Dog lose Crash?
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>>380707174
>>380716721
Fucking psychopaths.
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>>380697361
its a neat addition, wish it was a easter egg instead of marketed towards sjw retards
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>>380720770
They made Uncharted and decided that they are now mature and above doing kiddy shit like Jak and Crash, despite having precursor orbs as hidden tresure in Uncharted.
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>>380720918
even meme games like Uncahrted are too "immature" for them

Now they do walking dead ripoffs like Mushroom Zombie simulator
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>>380720698
What we'll see in her zapped death then?
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>>380721012
Oh yeah, I think they really tipped off the maturity scale with Last of Us and that "maturity" clung to Uncharted 4.
>>380721059
Either skeleton with her hair still intact or just
borin angel
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>>380721012
I dont even think that its close to the walking dead.
Its a dead rising - kill zombies simulator
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>resurgence of bandicoot porn

What a time to be alive.
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>>380721059
I think skeleton is pretty save, it's a common trope in cartoons. My only worry is if they get lazy modeling the skeleton and just stick with the angel animation.
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>>380721149
A skelleton without any underwear? That'll confim Coco for nopan anon, that's too lewd.
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>>380721346
You know what is even lewder?
>>380720698
Those are not her boxers. They're Crash's
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>>380721717
WOAH
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>>380721717
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>>380720380
The crash team racing umbrella girls
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>>380697361
My tranny sense is tingling
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>>380703541
Crunch was my first furry crush.
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>>380722069
Forgot pic related
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>>380722335
>no weregarurumon
Shit gay furry tatse, anon
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>>380722069
>>380722424
Did N. Brio just give up in world domination and start creating his genetically altered harem?
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>>380722424
>am i kawaii uguu~
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>>380722424
>>380722707
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>>380722707
Nice kanon reference :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKTg1jOKvs

Tomb Time footage
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>>380722997
No Coco, no interest.
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>>380722997
That's the laziest skybox i've ever seen
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ael7eLWNmfM

Crash 3 Tiny battle played by someoen who isn't a retard

Noticed they don't boo anymore whenever you hit Tiny

But they do throw tomatos at Tiny when he's beaten
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>>380723480
God taketh and God giveth, I suppose.
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>>380723480
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>>380723480
Can you switch between the original and remixed music?
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>>380723480
>they ruined the music
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>>380697361
>mfw this autist sperged out so hard without knowing the facts and coming off as a cringey retard to everyone
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>>380698452
thanks i personally reported all the furry shit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AXazhJAMS8

the only thing I'm lamenting is that I wished these developers would've iron out some of the flaws of the original games. most of the warped stages are obstacle courses, I wish enemies would attack you with a ranged proyectile or deliberately chase you through the stage.

those assholes from the cortex power stages that threw barrels at you were some of the msot memorable parts of the original Crash.
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>>380707024
he's a jew mad at other jews because of money. you know jew stuff.
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>>380722441
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>>380724182
I heard a rumor about the original music being in license hell or something stupid like that.
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>>380724853
>wish enemies would attack you with a ranged proyectile or deliberately chase you through the stage.
wut? that's not ironing out the flaws, that's radically changing the game. that might be for a new game not for the original series remaster
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>>380697361
>more content is a bad thing

This is almost as retarded as people getting upset that they added all the womens' teams in FIFA. It's free content that's entirely optional, fuck.
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>>380718625
please can I see that edit
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>>380724853
>The red gem in Snow Go isn't accessible by superjumping anymore
At least we got working reflections now ;_;
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>mfw the village frog death animation with coco
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>>380726023
Is it actually in or are you just dreaming?
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>>380725848
http://i.imgur.com/z3Y6cFF.png
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>>380726129
Bless your soul.
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>>380725868
speedrunners need to git gud at the game instead of being glitch faggots
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>>380712204

Probably scared of it running over 17 FPS
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>>380726118
They showed it for crash when they showed off gameplay of warped levels for the first time a few weeks ago.
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>>380708519
>Atleast for now
They keep going back and forth.
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>>380712169
Part of me hates that she has a smartphone, but another part of me loves that stupid yet cute selfie face she's making.
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>>380726467
>They showed it for crash
Did they show it with Coco?
Yes or No?
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>>380712169
Is this a comment on Miley Cyrus?
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>>380725868
Do you think the green gem in Crash 2 is still hidden behind a noclip wall with literally no indication you can jump through it?
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>>380726660
Oh, well no. But it should be in the game in theory now that shes playable right?
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>>380697582
She's austrailian. Ausposters can't function without shitposting.
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>>380726689
Hopefully. They are already giving game tips on load screens and tutorials in the first levels, the casual slime already is active.
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>>380726719
One gameplay video showed Coco in the arabia level in Warped and the incompetant player died to the slashing enemy.
Crash would have gotten his clothes shredded, but Coco just turned into an angel.

That is why many of us are worried for Coco's deaths to see if they "pussied out" on some of them.
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>>380726528
How about those segments were you go from left to right?
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>>380721059
In the best scenario, something like this.
WARNING: Spooky
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>>380726934
Goddamnit
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>>380726970
Jesus christ how horrifying
Do more, my dick is totallly not hard for these.
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>>380726970
Removed top but not overalls? It's supposed to look like x-ray vision.

Also
>no bra
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>>380714113
imo twinsanity was the last "canon" game
everything post-TT was a heavy retool
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>>380727192
Is crash underwear made of plumb then? It just rule of comedy.
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>>380727407
what if crash took off his underwear haha
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>>380712169
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>>380727407
That's how x-rays works in cartoons.
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>>380715476
this must be fake, no one can be this retard
ri-right?
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>>380727480
Why is this a thing? I've been noticing that its becoming a common ship yet he was a boss for Coco.
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>>380727334
I only agree with Twinsanity because MY DAUGHT- uh, NIECE
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>>380727729
>he was a boss for Coco
That's the reason. It's the only boss she fights in the original trilogy.
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>>380727334
I can agree with that, but I must say I actually kinda liked the writing for mind over mutant.
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>>380727334
twinsanity's story literally picks up from where wrath of cortex left off
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>>380720348
>>380720454
>>380720516
>>380720698
haha i bet coco must feel really embarrassed
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>>380727729
>>380727859
Some dialogue in Crash Tag Team Racing where she calls N.Gin cute and Mind Over Mutant is is revealed that N.Gin spies on Coco through telescope regularly and calls her "delicious"
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>>380728016
N. Gin is such a creepy.
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>>380726970
I love you drawfag-kun

Now do puffer fish death, I'm not even a dobson fan I just like seeing bad things happen to cute girls
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>all these furfags calling that guy weird
you are the weird faggots
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>>380703292
Bodypaint on upper part
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>>380728016
I don't want to accept anything from the of the titans series because they fucked up Tiny. I love Crunch in it only because "hi everybody, what the fudge happened out here, gimme a hug!"
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>>380724182
Yeah, just wait for the PC release and mods
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>>380720918
>>380720547
Holy fuck what are you EVEN talking about. Naughty Dog sold the crash property after the PSX era because they didn't want to become a one trick pony and they needed funding to make Jak. Not only do the creators of Crash talk about how they wish they hadn't sold him, but they even had a crash cameo in Uncharted.
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>>380728642
Sure NOW they say they wish they hadn't sold it.
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>>380697284
I hate it SO MUCH. The model is okay, but LOOK AT HER GOD DAMN FACE. Fucking belongs to the garbage bin.
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>>380728181
Will a scuba design be enough?
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>>380728723
No, they've talked pretty openly about this on several occasions. They liked Crash. They didn't want to let go of Crash.

HOWEVER, Universal Studios had them working like literal fucking dogs. They had unreasonable creation demands, they made unreasonable deadlines, and they cut their budget so short during Crash 3 that they were basically working in the hallways

Naughty Dog didn't hate Crash, they hated Universal Studios. So much that they'd rather give up the Crash license than continue working for them.
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>>380729191
Not the pufferfag, but yes.
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I don't know how I feel about Coco being playable in Crash 1 and 2. Coco has always been different from Crash in Warped, as in she wasn't your typical Jump n' Run character but instead got all the rides, except for the race-type levels. Now, in Crash 1 and 2, she is literally just a reskin of Crash. Nothing that makes her stand out. If at least they would've tweaked the levels a bit or gave her something Crash didn't have to make the gameplay feel different.
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>>380729191
Meet half-way with Moray Eel death?
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>>380729191
>>380729385
Maybe include the scuba ski torpedo thing, whatever it was called?
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>>380729191
>>380729351
>>380729385
>>380729476
Whirlpool death!
What the fuck are we doing?
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>>380729476
I think it was called the Sea Bass or something, though I might be remembering it wrong
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>>380729370
I was expecting a kinda Jazz Jackrabbit and Spaz sorta deal but nope. At least they actually tried to put effort into her even if they ran out of time.
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>>380729602
I'm okay with Whirlpool death!
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>>380729370
You don't have to play as her.
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>>380729370
>she is literally just a reskin of Crash. Nothing that makes her stand out
We don't know that for sure. If we're lucky then maybe her death animations also include slight variations from Crash, which would give her new personality in its own little way
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>>380729764
Anita pls why do sjws have to ruin everything they touch
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>>380729191
SWIMSUIT YES

If your are going to keep drawing Coco I suggest jetpack Coco.
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>>380729870
The fuck are you talking about?

Since when do SJW's want girls to have cool death animations in games? SJW's want girls to be in every game but to be treated like special superhero snowflakes that are strong and never the subject of humor.
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Why is everyone so obsessed with death animations?
I bet y'all got off on Tomb raiders deaths
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>>380727729
I actually posted about this in one of the last threads. Before the Radical games, Coco and Gin had parallel roles to Crash and Cortex respectively. They're both tech-savvy geniuses who play straight man to their respective sides and are gifted pilots.

I could see them hitting it off and becoming online buddies, geeking out over science stuff.
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>>380730182
Coco is like a little sister: you want to protect her but also bully her sometimes.
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>>380730182
Probably just ryonafags who are excited to see a female character suffer some of Crash's more embarassing death/failure animations.
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>>380727581
That a good ahegao.
Where my jap artists at? Coco doujin fucking when!
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>>380729760
Adding her when she's just a reskin is a waste of memory though. Don't get me wrong, I like Coco, but I liked her for being played different than Crash. She adds nothing of gameplay value to 1 and 2.

>>380729764
Death animations isn't worth it, really. It's just furwaifu pandering.
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30
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Coco is one of the cutest video game characters.

I guess it's those overalls.
>>
FRAMES
>>
PER
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Its impossible to like this series and not have people assume you wanna fuck Coco now, isn't it?
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>>380730473
>Scared and confused Coco
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SECOND!!!!!!!
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>>380730530
>reskin is a waste of memory
Even if she wasn't playable her model and textures would be still there.
Not that they are a problem either way.
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>>380730530
>waste of memory
it's not 1982 anymore grandpa
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>>380730693
You're thinking about how much you want to **** Coco aren't you?
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>>380731051
Why are the holograms in the original much better looking?
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>>380730369
This anon is correct. Cute girls suffering slapstick deaths in anything western made in modern times is fucking non-existent. This is delicious and rare.
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>>380731051

No. Never found her attractive. Not then, not now.
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>>380731051
yeah, i wanna empty all my wumpa juice inside her.
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>>380703958

shit now I feel bad about beating it and almost never dying.
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>>380730530
>Adding her when she's just a reskin is a waste of memory though.
Are you completely retarded? Are you honestly complaining that you're getting things EXTRA?
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>>380730620
You can only post cute Coco beyond this post
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>>380731114
No one cares what you think
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>>380727334
this is some hilarious shit right here
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>>380730620
>tfw this reminded me of my oneitis
Guess it's tears for lube today.
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>>380731103
Same reason why the warp spheres aren't spheres any more
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>>380705632
Sometimes I wish CrashxCoco were a thing. Haha.
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>>380731468
They are using GIMP?
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>replying to tripfags
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>>380696262
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M U S T P R O T E C T
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>>380731269
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Good to see that they've still been making changes, even after unveiling levels.
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>>380731773
When I play it I'm going to let those oil slick scientists drown her and let the pterodactyls carry her off and there's nothing you can do about it anon!
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>>380731773
PROTECT HER!
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>>380732101
is this a crop?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVoaT8hNvDY

1:55
"The game has all the original easter eggs and obviously now some extra ones for people to discover"

SPYRO DEMO
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>>380731952
Noice.

>>380732182
No.
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>>380732234
I don't remember any easter eggs...
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>>380732182
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Um-JPYyBe8&t=2m14s
>this
>but with Coco
breast_press
asymmetrical_docking
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I wonder if they'll have any of the goofier animations for her, like when Crash gets crushed and is just a little smushed up set of feet waddling around.
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>>380732234
Please God yes!
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>>380697284
I did too, but I can reluctantly accept it fits in with the tone of the game and is one of the few things well animated in it.

I still hate it, though.
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>>380732496
I'm so so sorry anon. But you can't play bosses as Coco.
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>>380732234
It's the original Spyro not in hd.
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>>380732501
I want the underwear death animation
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>>380732604
I knew this sounded too good to be true.
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Please more swimsuit Coco
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>>380728924
Her face is ok. Its the eye makeup.
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>>380732501

Might not be in it even with Crash, since that had to be cut last time.
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>>380706226
Coco is best girl!
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>People wanting death animations for Coco not for laughs, but for porn.
Your imagination is there if you want to fantasize about it.
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>>380733050
A little bit of help doesn't hurt anyone
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>>380732756
She was a last minute decision to put into the game so I can see why they chose not to have her play in every level.
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>>380731256
What gameplay value am I getting?
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>>380733041
This is great. Cant wait to get the game. I wonder if it will do well enough to spark more games.
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>>380733041
What is Crash dreaming about?
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>>380733189
Wumpa fruit.
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>>380726129
>http://i.imgur.com/z3Y6cFF.png
best anon of the day
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>>380710475
you're gonna get a great game that's getting too much hype.

a ton of anons (including me) on here have played it, and it shouldn't be anything too outlandishly different.
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>>380733189
Crashing and bashing that ass, the naughty dog.
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>>380733189
Tawna x Pinstripe porn.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz7zeNuxcNI

What we think? It's honestly pretty close.
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>>380732848
It got cut out in Japan because there was a killer that murdered people that way. But the animation is in the remaster. Coco just leaves her laptop sparking electricity.
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>>380733389
Tiny looks so cuddle-able, like a cute toy animal.
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>>380733331
kek
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>>380733164
You get to prepare the female bandicoot.
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>>380733436

Huh, guess enough time has passed.

Man, this is gonna sell like hotcakes over in Japan.
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>>380733164
You get to be the cute girl more often.
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>>380733757
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How does she feel having a functionally retarded brother who can't speak at all?
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>>380734131
Relieved. You don't want him to speak out, trust me.
>HAAAAH
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>>380734131
Ask your sister
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>>380734131
Coco loves her big bro.
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>>380733589
Her makeup looks kinda weird here.
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>>380734214
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>>380734196
>AND NOW
>>380734214
nice
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>>380734215
Gonna need some more of this.
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>>380732501
She gets smushed into her laptop instead.
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>>380734214
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>>380733041
Loving the animation in all these cutscenes theyre better quality than alot of CG movies.
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>>380734385
That's great, hopefully this means that they had the autism enough to go through and make variations on all the animations catered for her.
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>>380733041
>that frustrated keyboard slap
>>
If Crash never got Coco her battery how did she hack into the hologram projectors?
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>>380734972
Probably got tired of waiting and went looking for it herself.
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>>380734972
Woah!
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>>380734972
Coco is a filthy phone poster
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>>380731109

of course coco get's a pass because she's bandicoot. if she was human... oh the outrage.
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>>380735292
does this imply that the outrage wouldn't be justified?
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>>380696262
Looks like a nightmare alright
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>>380734972
>crash go get me a new battery
>half an hour later
>where the fuck is he?
>goes off to get the battery herself
>discovers crash is missing
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>>380735461
>spot the butthurt plumber fag 101
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>>380735461
Princess Toadstool wishes she were as cute as Coco.
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>>380734214
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>>380735435
Why would it be justified?
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>>380735609
women abuse and domestic violence are a thing you know?
>>
>>380735059
>>380735475

I like the idea that Coco cares enough to find out where the fuck he got to rather than thinking he's just wandered off again and gotten lost like the big dumb idiot he is and just brushing it off.
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>>380720094
>she has a human fetish

How can she get anymore pefect?
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>>380707174
>look at what fucked up thing i'm fapping too, please give me the self-affirmation i desperatly need
I swear some people here will become criminals just to get /v/'s approvel, what a world we live in. Its really funny how people here hate normalfags for their predictability, but have their own even worse sheep attitude when it comes to just being a contrarian in the most deviant way possible. This shit is getting more and more retarded every year.
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>>380735768
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>>380735895
Would Coco wear human costumes at human conventions?
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>>380733041
The animation is surprisingly pretty good.
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>>380735768
Domestic violence is more common from women to men.
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>>380733041
What was she watching?
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>>380735893
Coco loves her brother. It's why she imitates him.
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>>380697147
Happy Summer
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>>380736019
Boy you sure showed that guy from 7 hours ago.
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>>380726528
i wanna fuck that flooring
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>>380736192
H-how strong is this love?
>>
>>380736159
Drake and Elena playing Crash Bandicoot in Uncharted 4.
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>>380736106
not if you account for gravity
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>>380736291
Very deep.
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>>380723480
whats the fucking point of the lions if you can just hit them away?
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>>380736271
Thanks
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>>380736271
I was talking in general terms, i didn't expect any (you)'s like most people here who get off to that kind of stuff.
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>>380734214
>>
who /locoforcoco/ here?
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>>380736432
There's a chance of screwing up the timing, which results in an instant death and having to redo the whole fight from the beginning. It's easier to try to dodge them and use the spin attack as a last resort.
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>>380733041
With audio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LDMdPwisr8
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>>380696348
shhh dont nobody say nuffing
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>>380736405
Obviously men hit harder, since they are bigger and stronger. But women are more violent verbally and physically.
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Okay, so I always played Nintendo and never played Crash

Is it okay that I'm only into Coco and just want a solo game from her?

Is it also okay that I like her with a flat chest and to be underaged than to be implied that she's older?
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>>380736535
I'm un poco loco for Coco.
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>>380733589
I see you are a man of taste as well.
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>>380736627
BIG
FAT
BANDITATS
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>>380736701
That's fine.
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>>380734214
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>>380736428
Crash and Coco lewds when?
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>>380736701

Yeah sure anon. As long as you aren't hurting anyone but yourself you can like whatever you want.
>>
>>380736701
That's perfectly natural anon. Do not feel ashamed for who you are or how you feel.
>>
>>380736405
Gravity is not real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V-ZfRXReKM
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>>380736535
I'm coco for locoroco
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>>380704343

>TFW the Bubsy and Crash revivals as well as the rise of new platformers are going to cause a slew of forgotten "mascots" to rise from the grave like a fucking zombie movie.

At leas this means the good ones like Gex will hopefully be one of them
>>
>>380736869
https://e621.net/post/show/968482/2016-5_fingers-5_toes-anthro-anus-bandicoot-blonde
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>>380737007
>unironically being a flat earth fag
wew lad
>>
>>380737201
WOAH
>>
>>380736701
Bying a game for finding a character cute and/or sexy is one of the best indicator for being a sheeple. But nobody can stop you, you just look incredibly stupid to anyone who knows that about you in real life.
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>>380736815
>>380736886
>>380736929

All this support for anon
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>>380737489
You're welcome.
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>>380734214
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>>380737201
>5 fingers
>5 toes

god bless e621's autistic tagging community.
>>
>>380737205
>unironically
Flat earth is an ironic meme.
>>
>>380696262
60 million PS4s and it won't even sell half as much as mario.
>>
>John Dimaggio voices Uka Uka in the new version

Did not know this
>>
>>380737759
doesn't need to. Only nintenbabbies care if the competition did worse than them.
Hence BOTW shilling in Horizon threads.
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>>380697361
>More playbale characters for you, you little autists
>fuck you SJWs
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>>380737767
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>>380737754
You're full of shit. LIAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHSDUix3f9c
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>>380737767
Love that guy, voice of grand wizard Wakka
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where can I see more coco boobs?
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>>380738062
Contribute anon and make more
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>>380738043
Better dead than Al Bhed, ja?
>>
>>380696262
That animation looks kind of choppy. Is it running at 30 frames per second?
>>
>>380738306
I'm sure some retard will take your half assed bait
>>
This game looks better and better every time I see something of it. Adding Coco won't even really add anything gameplay wise, but it's still a great little touch.
>>
>>380738439
It's lik a cherry on top of your cake.
>>
>>380738062
Coco is flat and should always stay flat.
>>
>>380738632
big boobs, flat boobs, I don't care
>>
>>380737759
Quality over quantity boy, now get out of here, this is the big boys club. Go yeepey with some fucking star or some shit.
>>
>>380738632
She has small bewbs, she isn't dfc.
>>
TINY
BANDICOOT
TITS

BIG
MAMMA-MIA
COCK
>>
>>380738401
Right on cue. And it's not bait when it's true, my son.
>>
>>380697361
>Reeee they're putting Coco in muh childhood game
She was playable for at least 5 levels in Crash 3 so if his childhood was really that important he would have known that
>>
>>380738831
He's probably some dumb MRA tier autist who's never played the originals. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if /r9k/ and /pol/ were his two top bookmarks.
>>
W O A H
O
A
H
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>>380730323
So you're the one I talked to in that thread? Wondering why people pair Coco and N. Gin together? You're the one who wrote this? >>380650425 (https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/380586421/#380650425)

Have a response to the last post you made, but thread was past overdue. I can possibly see Coco and N. Gin as friends, if he were to have somewhat of common sense and not tread over to become a complete creep around her (although he and the chracters got flanderized by Radical and their games). However they are, as mentioned before, enemies. N. Gin don't have much ado for morals and care little to nothing of them. Coco probably wouldn't get along with him outside of being a tech wizard. But I can see your point of which position each of them have in their respective group, what role they play.
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I love you Coco.
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>>380739030
O O G A B O O G A
O
G
A

B
O
O
G
A
>>
So some screens Coco looks fugly, but in others she looks alright or even cute, what's the deal? Is it shit lighting or something?
>>
>>380739920
Probably the model/viewing angle, same thing happens in, say, Overwatch where everyone looks off-model outside of the menu poses
>>
Coco is made for human ____
>>
>>380696348
Fucking furfags
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>>380696649
>>380696916
>>380697147
Can you normalfags fucking leave, please?
>>
>>380739656
C-COCO-CHAN!
>>
>>380740604
No

Coco is pure
>>
>>380740604
COCK

COCK!
>>
>>380740604
semen
>>
Coco is like a goofy sister who hangs out with the boys when she's not doing selfies and other "girly" stuff her mom expects to.
>>
>>380740604
dicks
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>>380740604
Making love.
>>
>>380718264
I want to see the original thread
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>>380697147
>someone talking about fapping on /v/ or 4chan
>weird

first time one this website ?
>>
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>>380705002
>>
>>380732234
up up down down left right left right square
>>
>>380741050
Go to one of the archives like fireden and type the post number
>>
>>380740604
Reproduction
>>
>>380741094
>i'm only familiar with underage boards you must be new
wew lad WEW!
>>
>>380697582
shes installing gentoo
>>
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>>380734214
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>>380729370
I mean it wasn't really supposed to happen in the first place, NaughtyDog was just like, "Hey guys, do you think adding Coco as another playable character for most of the levels would be a good idea?" then they casted a vote in the poll. The poll was filled with overwhelming amounts of "Yes", and here we are.
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>>380730530
>Death animations isn't worth it, really. It's just furwaifu pandering.

True, but if that's all I'm here for then it'll save me a wad of dosh just watching them on Youtube.
>>
>>380729370
You can literally just play as Crash through all of them and play as Coco only for the ride levels of you want.
>>
>>380740604
bully
>>
>>380696348
Why the fuck doesn't this guy do porn?
>>
>>380729870
If Anita was in control Coco would only get the angel death animation for everything, what are you talking about?
>>
>>380726129
my nigger
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>>380731114
That's another degenerate filtered.
>>
>>380703664
sauce
pls
>>
>>380741189
It won't let me search for it
>>
When Coco is attached by the swordsmen in Hang Em High, it should cut off her ponytail and she should cry.
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>that little OOOH in place of Crash's WHOA when you die

Cute
>>
>>380741675
>NaughtyDog
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>>380734214
>>
>>380731114
Yeah, we already know you like the taste of shit in your mouth, Boco
Go back to /co/
>>
>>380742097
>MischievousCat
>>
Why is it that slapstick is so uncommon with female characters?
>>
I like Crash's new look but nothing will ever beat that low poly charm he had on the PS1
>>
>>380720821
I dont think it's marketed at SJW retards as much as it's marketed at little girls
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>>380742321
It's not uncommon though?
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>>380697361
>>380696262
its true, blonds do have more fun
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>>380742321
Because people flip their shit when women get hit. It's what they call "equality"
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>>380742321
Because females are usually the stone cold attractive edgelord mary sues who never get hurt or lose in anyway shape or form. T.U.F.F. Puppy was a show on nick that had this sarcastic super srs female attractive mary sue type character, but if you keep watching she takes a lot of abuse in terms of slapstick and that just makes her more fun to watch. Too bad the show itself is shit but I'll take what I can get.
>>
>>380742742
>mind if I pirate your umbrella.gif
>>
>>380742321
Because the devs want to protect their cute girls from mean bullies like you
>>
>>380741863

ecchi is better.
>>
>>380742693
>When he brings you to the celebration for your birthday and all the villains are there looking antagonistic
>But Crunch is standing their with a Birthday cake
>>
>>380738831
>Or is crash riding pura and jetski now?
Its autistic but try to read before commenting son
>>
>>380722424
green hair was always my fave
Do you think if they made a remaster of the racing game they'd keep them in, jiggly tits and all?
>>
>>380743142
Crunch is pure and perfect
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>>380739249
Fair enough.
I just think they look cute. In the end it's all a matter of preference
>>
>No Amazon Prime discount for this game
Why so Jew?
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>>380734682
>That frog that gets sucked into the Toad Village portal in the Warped Cutscene
>>
>>380737143
owned by Square now
>>
>>380742321
Society doesn't like when women get hurt because their not disposable, art reflects this
>>
>>380744002
They are today - by the numbers and contribution.
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>>380742983
>be ryonafag
>lots of cute girls in games but devs keep protecting them
>mfw devs give them just as much abuse as the males
>mfw coco revealed playable throughout most of the levels
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>>380723420
who cares, they know they've made their money
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