Giant Bomb

>it's a Jeff gets edged out of the conversation episode

ebin

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=extreme+machine&atb=v48-2a_&iax=1&ia=images

>>380694798
What happened to the last thread

>We care a lot about difficulty
The first Shadow of Mordor was the easiest of all time lmao
Who do they think they're fooling?

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

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>>380694798
Reminder that Alex is garbage and should be fired.

>>380694864
trump /pol/tards were shitposting too much

>>380694831
brb fapping to some dozers

Darn it, can't they get these white males off stream?

>>380694864
Went to shit because you know which board.

Shadow of War looks great.

>>380694868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8oMpzE2shw

Wish Monolith was working on something that wasn't licensed shit.

>>380694981
they're ugh gross pissboys

>>380694896
No politics! Bad Anon!

>>380694896
Both sides were to blame, don't kid yourself

>>380694986
Please go to pol if you want to do this, dont fuck up the Giant Bomb thread.

>>380694831
>duckduckgo
Not enough fedoras in the world to tip. Their search results suck

>>380695087
They're exactly the same as google? It has nothing to do with fedoras, I just don't want a record of the deviant shit I search.

my parents are actually fatter than kessler

that's what happens when you have deep fried tacos every day

>>380695087
it's funny because ddg results are better than google. i don't use it because they don't actually care about privacy

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>can hear the green room

So what is giantbomb up to now?

>>380695203
I'd become morbidly obese if you were my son too.

>last thread gets deleted because of obvious false flag sockpuppeting from both "sides"

Don't you guys get enough of this from the usual console war shitposting? I'd also question why the last thread only triggered you into this line of action because people were making fun of rainbow-haired gamur gurl(male) roasties?

>>380695243
Interviewing a Monolith dude
He's wasting his time making another fucking LOTR game

>>380695180
what vpn do you use? im having a hard time finding one that isnt in the 14eyes bullshit, or whatever its called

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please be happy

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>>380694798
>adding your opinion to the heading of a giant bomb thread

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>>380695226
>can still hear the red head from last segment artistically screeching about diversity through the walls.

>>380695326
happiness is a bust

>>380695326
>the last thing greg miller sees before getting arrested

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I want to be more excited for Middle-Earth than i actually am.

Bad night tonight, can Johnny V save it?

Can these faggots stop talking to each other? Jeff looks completely out of it here.

Greg Miller is a cunt

prove me wrong

>>380695441
That shit was all over E3 today. Everyone was talking about it.

That dude's career is over.

>>380695468
The Nemesis system would be nice on a game that had its own interesting setting rather than doing more Lord of the Rings shit.
Also, shitty Assassin's Creed combat and a complete lack of difficulty. Who ever died in the first one?

>>380695502
>>380695478
quiet down, this interview is fun.

>>380695274

like father like son

>>380695506
nop he really is.

>>380695562
no thats an insult to assassins creed
this shit was gimmicky consoletard 1 button combat

>>380694798
>No Politics Allowed
Giantbomb shouldn't have defended Zoe Quinn then

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I know for a fact Jeff doesn't like Shogo.

He's fake as fuck.

>>380695534
Can i get a quick rundown?

>>380695534
lol is this serious?

>>380695562
I still like those things, I'm just not sure about the sieges or whatever they call them. The whole recruiting thing looks slow/boring.

Isn't Jeff a massive SJW that actively shilled Hillary before the election?

shadow of war gearing up to be a solid 7/10

>>380695717
Greg made aggressive sexual moves on Mary.

>Did you just fucking assume my gender?

What happened to Jeff?

>>380695813
Inb4 it gets 5 stars

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HEY MARY, LET ME HELP YOU GET TO YOUR ROOM, HEHEHE

>>380695704
>>380695806
see
>>380695275

>>380695441
>>380695534
What happened?

>>380695562
the shit they showed in the brad narrating over footage had the siege things and that looked really cool for scenarios, also more than just jungle land and grey/brown land. i could see it getting boring or repetitive quickly again though but hopefully there's variety.

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Shit guests today. I hope the trio can save it.

>>380695885
He walked Mary to her hotel room last night while she was drunk.

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SOMEONE POST THE PIC OF JEFF'S SACK-SLIP

>>380695936
says the idol/korean spammer

someone is gonna tell the green room to shut the fuck up, right?

this is boring. im gonna organize my meme folder.

>>380696073
https://hydrusnetwork.github.io/hydrus/

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>>380695717
Greg was encouraging Mary to chug beers, later that night he ran mary down to take her to her hotel room, mary tweeted out that this happened to ensure that no rumors got our that they banged, anon creates personal fanfiction about these events.

>>380696149
Is there anyone in that room who isn't a fucking asshole?

>>380696149
Makes sense

>>380696043

THIS

>>380696043
wait, that actually happened?

>>380696241
Ben Reeves and Mary.

>>380695882
I honestly wasn't even in the last thread so I don't know what that was about. I just the saw the OP whining about no politics which I think is hilarious considering how hard GB goes out of their way to defend Zoe Quinn and all the other indie """""game developers""""" who don't make real games

>>380696149
fiction? I don't think so.
I communed with Jason's indigo child on this, and they assured me that indecent things were enacted last night between Mary and Greg, and things are not as they seem.

>>380696241
ben and mary

>>380696241
I mean on the small chance that Greg was actually not trying to fuck her, surprisingly, Greg Miller would not be an asshole.

t. Greg

>>380696127
thanks, friend

Is that Zoe in the green room?

>>380695071

Giant Bomb fucked up Giant Bomb threads by crying about Donald Trump and "white supremacy." Don't like it? Tell Alex and Jeff to stop being race traitor cunts.

>>380696392
Fuck of rapist

>>380696450
no I am zoe in the red room

This is just as bad as the dumb women who are awful at their jobs before this. Fuck capcom and fuck that nemesis system.

Give me Lang!

>navarro
is alex one of those white hispanics i've been hearing about?

>>380696149
he ran her down alright

the sick fuck

>>380696478
Last segment was so bad I had to mute it after 5 minutes. This is fine.

>>380696392
He immediately tweeted how he has sicj a "great partner" after mary called him out. Hes a fucking weirdo creep

anyone else doing a drinking game every time they say Nemesis System?

>>380696312
>I honestly wasn't even in the last thread so I don't know what that was about.

That's fine, my post explained what it was about. It was about what you're doing right now. you're not doing a very good job with this /pol/ sockpuppet, tumblr

>>380696312
Someone posted a Alex Navarro tweet, something about democratic socialism. I made a joke about berniebros being on a tear. Someone laid bait saying 4chan causes violence, people took the bait. It took over from there.

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I never beat Shadow of Boredor

>>380696478
shut the fuck up you idiot. I love Capcom games, and the nemesis system was cool as fuck.

I'll call myself reddit if it means you don't reply.
t. reddit

Video games are so gay lol

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>>380696678
It was my GOTY that year

>>380696645
To be fair it's kinda weird Giant Bomb would employee a literal communist

>>380696770
Yeah 2014 was a year of hot trash.

>>380696645
>I posted an Alex Navarro tweet, something about democratic socialism. I made a joke about berniebros being on a tear. I laid bait saying 4chan causes violence, I took the bait. I took over from there.
>t. tumblr

fixed that for you

What is he talking about? overlord?

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she went missing after an E3 party. come on family, let's help find her.

>>380696868
GREGGY GOT ANOTHER ONE

OUR GAME IS TOTALLY HARD GUYS, TRUST US

>>380696831
i'm not sure if you're making a joke about austin or not

>>380696868
GREG MILLER

>>380696831

Why? They're all leftist trash. They openly mourned when Fidel Castro died. The left deserved to be wiped off the face of this Earth.

>>380696868
I realize these guys need to shill their own game but it really isn't that interesting. Talk about something else too for fucks sake.

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>>380696909
kek

Sounds fun honestly

>>380696868
oh i'll find her alright

What fucking game are they shilling?

>>380696868
GREG MUST BE STOPPED

>>380697027
Shadow of Memedor.

>>380697027
the new Shadow of Mordor game

>>380697027
Middle-earth™: Shadow of War™. Preorder your copy of the Mithril Edition™ today

>>380697149
dude shadow of mordor was the first game. this one is shadow of war..

Reminder that Jeff Gerstmann is fiercely pro-Hillary.

Wait one of the guys is working on monhun? What did they say about it?

>>380697213
(((Gerstmann)))

Do they do the editor check ins at the start of the show or the end, because that's really all I care about.

Please dont get this thread pruned everyone it isnt worth it

>>380697213
>tfw the only person giving you (you)'s is just telling you to git gud at making sockpuppets

>>380696645
I see. Thanks

>>380696595
lmao. You're paranoia is ridiculous. I'm neither /pol/ nor tumblr. I'm just someone who used to like GB but thinks they deserve all the shit they get now because they brought it entirely on themselves

>>380697253
Tim is just the NA community manager for Capcom. He's a former Game Informer guy who was very close to Dan

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I don't understand the love shadow of mordor got. The nemesis system didn't matter unless you were a scrub who constantly died to orcs. I think I died, maybe, twice throughout the entire game.

And I don't even remember what the story was.

(the trophies I don't have are from DLC which I never purchase.)

>>380697213
it's really weird that he just won't let it go honestly. This is E3. Talk about video games.

>>380697253
Nothing, Tim is merely a shill.

>>380697213
Reminder that "stronger together" was el douches slogan and hildawg stole it.

>>380697213
Must be why he looks so depressed all the time.

>Brett Elston

RIP Talkradar

>>380697291
You missed it, it was the first segment today

>>380696868
That's terrible. LA is a shitty place.

>>380697213
No. He was dreading the Bush vs Clinton scenario (obviously before Trump got in).

>>380696868
I BET FUCKING /B/ DID IT!!!

>>380697350
I think you're talking about Alex

>YAAAAS QUEEN

JEFF WTF

>>380697326
>You're paranoia is ridiculous.

He says, replying to the only person he's talking to other than himself who's mostly informing him he's terrible at shitposting.

>>380697329
>And I don't even remember what the story was.
I remember it went way too fucking fast, but nothing else beyond that.

>>380697382
LA is fine. hobos need some love too.

It is partly because giantbomb is sucking right now that chaos is spreading here.

>>380697418

No, Alex looks sad all the time because he's a literal cuck (not the typical insult, he literally gets off to other men fucking his "partner.") There is something very, very wrong with his brain.

Why do people hate the new monster hunter, they complained about XX too.

One or two segments left?

>>380697382
It's probably her own fault. She probably thought LA was some SJW paradise where everyone would be kind and keep her safe, and so she wound up trusting some people she shouldn't have.

>>380697332
such is the nature of sjws like jeff

>>380697504
I need confirmation of this lol

>>380697512
Happens when every franchise makes core changes, but also when they don't. Who cares.

giantbomb sure is forgettable and no fun at all
like not even 1 good moment form them, just boring generic talks

>>380697118
>>380697149
>>380697194
>>380697195
They should call it Shadow of Morwar

>>380697512
Damage numbers, "open world", and voiceover handler helps you. Purists wont ever be happy but we just have to see how it turns out.

>>380697518
2 more.

>>380697518
2 i think

>>380697512
From what I have seen it is console wars bs, Sony ponies are rubbing it in peoples' face for some reason.

>>380696858
It pains me to see any cute asian girl like that and they're from california or out west. their politics and twitter feeds are always painful.

>tranny legs on the fish eye cam

fucking blegh holy shit that was gross

>>380697512
I never understood it before, most features they've added as of late were not overtly done to simplify, but this time they're actually coming up with some legitimate criticisms. It's natural for Capcom to want a more wide-reaching MH game though.

>>380697545
Lol you know that isnt the case fuck off pol shitposter stop baiting

>>380697719
she's a pretty adorable cosplayer with a good taste in anime

>>380694798
>/v/ - Off-Topic e-Celeb Threads

Good to know I'm on the right board.

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>just trying to get past the shit guests to the langzone without the thread getting nuked

Just woke up, what did I miss?

>>380697856
Shilling and trannies.

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>>380697836
We're going to make it

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>>380697856
me

So is this segment GB people?

>>380697856
Ed boon and indie vr, shador of mordor and tim turi

>>380697856
Boone in the only worthwhile segment so far, everything else has been garbage to meh.

>>380697836
The thread only gets nuked when the "people" doing this aren't actually just one guy replying to himself over and over, my man.
>57 posters
>155 posts
:thinking:

Dave Lang is for people who never grew up and think alcohol is cool and being an obnoxious drunk is an appealing character trait.

one hour until lang kills himself live on stream

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>>380697934

>>380697825
i've known about her for a while, the shitty politics are hard to ignore

what am i suppose to do when i made cummies too many times and my tummy feels hurt real bad

>>380698014
I wonder when we get the Christine Chubbock of video game streams, honestly its coming

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>>380697856
>Just woke up

>>380696858
Do you think he actually likes Boris?

He said on a recent beastcast that his favorite band is fucking deftones, so he can't possibly actually like good music, right?

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>>380696868

>>380698118
Stop eating it afterward.

>>380697468
Thanks for proving my point

>patrick in the green room
You just know he misses being even slightly relevant

Mmm look at that hot ripped shoemaker seductively leaning in a chair

>>380698147
Uh, Deftones and Boris are really not that far apart. Don't try and place those jap hacks into some kind of too elevated position.

>>380698160
There are casinos in LA?

>>380698160
First he has his way with her now he takes her phone.

>>380698202
>Thanks for proving my point

He says, after I was the only reply his terrible shitpost got, because it was terrible.

>>380698147
I can believe it. I've been to a few of their shows and they attract a pretty Alex sort of crowd.

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I skimmed through the interviews
Who were the 3 girls and what did they talk about?

>>380698160
this is code for "i was greg miller's second target"

>>380698147
He's a memester like ppl in unknown pleasures or swans filth shirts. He feels the need to wear a fucking band shirt every day so he buys a ton

>>380698326
Watch and fiind out.

reminder alex navarro is a case study on the long term negative effects of SSRIs

>>380698160
>phone dies
>people think you're literally dead

SURE IS LA

>>380698326
nothing, don't even bother

>>380698326
VR

Challenges of being a woman

>>380698326
2 girls and a dyke as Jeff likes to call him.

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>>380698160
>ignore twitter for a day and people think you died
>i've gone weeks without talking to people and no one would notice

>>380698160
They call the back of Miller's van "the casino"?

>>380698160
>I was at a casino
People spotted her shitfaced heading to a hotel. You're not at a casino for that long. She was getting dicked.

>>380698282
Neofags were freaking out about a stalker taking her.

More proof they overblow shit they have no idea what theyre talking about

>>380698249
>jap hacks
please

>>380698282
lel probably won't ever find out but i'm guessing she was doing something she probably shouldn't have

>>380698326
There was no interview with 3 girls.

>>380698420
and by stalker you mean Greg Miller, right?

>>380698420
4chan never plays internet detective

>>380698464
>haven't done anything good since Smile
its no secret

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we're almost there

>>380698160
>>380698160
>getting fucked by a chad
>i totally was at a party i swear u guise XXDd111!1

Get the fuck off the cam I need that bighead Brad action

>>380698326
>Who were the 3 girls
You sure you're watching the right night?

>>380698326
VR
One of them got PTSD from VR because there was a scene with a guy pointing a gun at a kid. She says that shit shouldn't be shown at E3 because it could be someone's first VR experience and traumatize them for life.

>>380698326
they talked among themselves about VR shit and how using computers is hard and they want everything to be dumbed down touch screens with big buttons instead of mouse+keyboard. jeff couldn't get a word in and looked like he wanted to commit suicide

>>380698414
Shes a young pretty drunk girl in LA. Of course she was getting dicked.

>>380698513
Go back to your shithole filled with trannies

>Patrick again
please no.

>>380698278
yes

>>380698610
already here m8

best intern is next, bet they can't fit two people next to him on the couch

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>>380698538
aw yee

>>380698602
In all honesty though being at events like that, being wasted and not talking to people in a day is pretty sketchy and you know how this shit spreads like wildfire on social media

>>380698513
Oh come on sweetie, only when we're getting commie professors arrested or bombing ISIS training facilities, we leave the failed identification of Boston terrorist suspects to reddit.

>john drake is next

hope he shits on dan again

If patrick is there when lang is on the couch im going to kill myself. You already had your alloted time on camera you sjw fuckboy.

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>alex and john drake

>>380698781
oh fuck no. i will be legitimately pissed

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GET KESSLER ON THE COUCH

>be alex
>see phone
>throw it on the floor as hard as your weak little arms can

Lindsay Lohan confirmed

>>380698749
ummm no sweetie when you cis scum aren't causing pizza shop shootings

>>380698532
Präparat was the newest album of theirs I've listened too and it was mediocre to average but 2011 was great with Heavy Rocks, Attention Please, and New Album.

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Give this man some fucking booze!!

https://twitter.com/JosephJBroni/status/875581430050332672

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>>380695717

Greg raped Mary live on air. He forgot to take his mic off so you could hear everything until Jeff cut the audio and pretended like nothing happened.

I cant believe this is the 2nd to last segment. I like Drake but cmon

>>380698297
You know what anon? I sincerely apologize. I didn't know you were this unhinged and it was never my intention to upset you this badly.

>alex looking smug
>probably thinking "fuck i did such a good job scheduling guests"

Dan Ryckert is under 8 layers of irony
>0
He's retarded
>1
He's joking that he's retarded
>2
He's actually retarded
>3
He's just pretending to be retarded as a joke
>4
He's actually pretty retarded
>5
He's just pretending to be retarded to piss people off
>6
He's just straight up retarded
>7
He's just pretending to be retarded to be the center of attention
>8
He's really, really, really fucking retarded

At least put vinny or dan on the couch as well so they can overshadow alex.

>>380698839
>kessler is more interesting than every guest alex booked

>>380698879
Do you mean #pizzameme, which only attained relevance due to real world media and twitter? It would be a shame if Pedowood hasn't been going on since 2010 on /tv/, eh? Do you know how many more kiddie diddling convictions have been happening in entertainment industries since then? Those technically don't count though, they were done in a rather official fashion by people who merely USED TO BE mild 4chan internet detectives.

>>380698994
I think everything got fucked up this year on account of the schedule. Most people probably had to leave by now because E3 started on Saturday.

why is alex so hate able? I know people who are depressed but are still funny as fuck, so that's no excuse

>>380699156
They should've gotten Kessler, Ben and Nick on the couch and have them make a live Podburglars episode.

Alex is one of those people that think they're so funny but no one else does.

>Alex booked himself to be there

>>380699000
>long form umad

Brevity is the soul of shitposts, my friend. You learn very slowly.

>>380699226
>it's a meme if it doesn't have favorable results

alright

>>380699292
You just described Alex, Ben and Dan

Can Jeff stop being such a fucking SJW?

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>>380699369
>Dan

>>380699371
>All I'm saying is that I'd like to play as the Nazis for once, just to see it from their perspective
Brad is a fucking maniac

>>380699356
It's a "meme" because it only caught on in the real world and twitter, where the modern form of "memes" catch on now. How new are you here?

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>tfw my fidget spinner spun more than Alex's
get fucked u socialist

>>380694798
this site still around?

>>380695713
he didnt like BOTW either
but changed his opinion after nobody cared for his hate

>>380699371
probably when you stop acting like a fucking faggot

>>380699371
which one is jeff?

>>380699484
>Pizza generals haven't been happening daily on /pol/ for half a year now

alright

Didn't Jeff bitch a lot last time E3 was open to the public?

>>380699481
Well Brad was really mad for the new Call of duty "choices".

>James Hodgkinson did nothing wrong.

Fuck OFF Alex

>>380699618
I think he has a pretty good point. E3, the actual show, is pretty useless now. It's a poorly done PAX. The press conferences have always been a different beast.

>>380699617
"Memes" from 4chan haven't been catching on in the places which people go to view "memes" for upwards of 3 years now. I hesitate to ask, but do you even know why i'm only quoting memes in some cases?

>>380699824
>only pizzagate has left the confines of my sekrit anime club

alright

>>380699684
He is the reason Giant Bomb are shit now.

Should I get a fidget spinner?

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>>380699824

>You think I could fit this up my ass?

Jeff no

>>380699934
It'd probably be more entertaining than Giantbomb.

>Alex literally has nothing to say
So is he just there to show his autism with a fidget spinner?

So is that Twitch girl actually dead? People are saying her twitter has been hacked and she's not really confirmed found

>>380699959
God help us all.

>>380699934
nah, that shit is gay. get a fidget cube instead

>>380699934
No

>>380699882
I'll put it simply. Memes are things that boards such as /s4s/ make which nobody will take to places where "memes" propagate. They are simply not digestible to the masses. "Memes" take off in the real world and on social media. You seem like the type of person who would believe a hashtag elected a president.

>>380700013

I haven't heard of this yet, link please?

>>380700013
did anyone call the casino?

>>380699824
hillary clinton literally gave a speech on the perils of pepe the frog

this FUCKING HAPPENED

>>380699959
Don't forget people in the twitch chat for devolvers stream freaking out at sad panda being mentioned. The majority of modern 4chan users probably have facebook open in another tab. Ironic Shitposting/Ironic weebs ruined everything

>>380700115

just check the /pol/ thread

>>380699959
>posts twitch chat spamming a 3 year old /tv/ meme to disprove the claim that normies couldn't digest real modern memes

What did tumblr mean by this

>>380700114
>i don't know the definition of a meme
alright

>>380700115
>>380700118
https://twitter.com/ashleeeeean

>John Drake not having any of Alex's shit
aahahahah

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>>380700187

thanks

>>380700256
"we" is a /pol/ meme. Also, is it really 3 fucking years old? That's crazy. Feels like it's one year old at most.

>>380700123
Pepe is an old meme, so i'd like to thank you for proving my point.

>Drake mercilessly shutting down Alex when he tried to start up his "muh depression" shit
based

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>>380700046
Already ahead of you senpai

Elder God Tier:
Jeff

God Tier:
Vinny

Great Tier:
Ryan > Bakalar

Good Tier
Dave > Drew > Alexis

Ok Tier
Brad > Rorie > Abby > Jason

Fuck Off Tier
Austin > Ben > Dan > Patrick > Alex

Would you say Alex is a moron?

>>380700429
nice, where you'd get it?

>>380700345
It might shock you to know that a meme could originate on one board, fail to take off, then be crossposted later to optimize appeal. Mostly because you're new. /tv/ is not a large board, people still don't even know about pedowood threads.

>>380699335
You're right anon. Everything you say is right. This certainly wasn't an instance of extreme paranoia.

>>380700509
it's one of the official ones
i waited like two months for it to come
i should have just gotten one of the amazon ones

>>380700437
>Vinny, Drew and Ryan not Elder God tier
Leave.

>>380700437
>Dan and Brad that low
>Abb that high

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>anti-smoking numales

this segment feels like a fever dream

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lel

>>380700437
Jason's been in Fuck Off tier lately, Drew potentially on Great tier also. Rest of the list is bueno.

>>380700278
I most certainly know the definition of a meme as it pertains to 4chan. You're talking about the definition of a "meme" as it pertains to the sites you frequent as a normie.

>>380700437
Hillaryshill tier:
Jeff

>>380700510
Colbert/Scoops/Grumpf is dying off on /tv/, appears to still be popular on /pol/, and is likely growing on twitter/reddit

>>380700486
Yes.

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They don't work good

>5min story about getting ice cream
>no pay-off in the story

>>380700530
This is the same basic formula as your last reply. I'm genuinely disappointed. You've moved me, emotionally.

>>380700659
>i project my insecurity of not fitting into 4chan culture of all things

alright

How many scoops did John get?

>>380700764
can we all just get along and talk about fidget spinners

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>these Drake stories

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>>380696868
>>380698160
Not her. Someone is tweeting from her phone.

>>380697394
source?

heres a better tier

Elder God Tier:
Alex

God Tier:
Dan

Great Tier:
Ben > Austin

Good Tier
Jason > Abby > Bakalar

Ok Tier
Brad > Alexis > Drew > Dave

Fuck Off Tier
Rorie > Ryan > Vinny > Patrick > Jeff

>>380700913
>my cat was looking at me like "why are you watching this"

based john drake

who let john drake have all this sugar

who gave john drake fucking opioids????

>>380695562
XCOM devs said they're working on a "reverse-Nemesis system" for their expansion.
Pretty sure everyone agrees the Nemesis system would be nicer on other games. Hell, the devs who worked on the system hoped that other developers would steal it for their own game.
No one did.

>>380700672
/tv/ has been a place where a fair few memes someone would usually recognize from other boards were made, it's the perfect medium for it. I wouldn't say it's surprising that few people know it's origins, but it's a fine display of gradual anger increases, has a good boost by being politically related, and is relevant to someone who has fallen on hard times. I hope Stephen Beck gets better soon.

>>380701006
oh shit

>>380701006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTGlrcReWrk

>>380694798
>no politics allowed
>post a site that's almost as bad as kotaku/polygon

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>>380701017
10/10 bait would rage again

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>>380698031
>tfw Rorie is always waiting in the wings to pick up a drunk Mary Kish
I bet you he's actually pretty smooth with women despite his on screen autism.

>>380698160

>tweet earlier that day saying all her devices are charged up

hmmmmm

>>380700625
smokers always have that really scrunched up nose that makes them look like they're taking a gnarly shit 24/7

>>380700806
Making mass market normie "memes" is not "4chan culture," but thanks for helping me prove that point with this post where you think it is.

>>380701017
i actually like alex's cynical attitude and dry as fuck sense of humor

this video game shirt guy is fucking annoying

>>380701017

>Patrick that low

not a bad list, all things considered

John Drake is a great storyteller.

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>>380701134

>>380701191
If he keeps talking, Alex cant

>>380700913
i'm enjoying these but catching up and watching on double time

>>380701207
These John Drake stories are fucking amazing.

>>380701176
>s-s-ure told that normie

alright

>>380699116
Mario Kart is when i realized this. Before that I hated him.

>>380701228
Lucky girl

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more tweets

>>380701207
>>380701258
They fucking suck

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>kidney stone discussion

>>380701010
it was a podcast in 2015 during the email segment that's all I remember

>>380701265
It's sad for me to see you in this state, stuttering greentext and all. Maybe next time you'll do better to fit in here where "we" make all the best "memes."

>>380701337
imagine you are mary getting fed by rorie

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>>380701404

>>380701430
>not wanting to hear john drake ramble on about how he was high as fuck in target crashing into children's toys

john drake is fucking based

>>380701479
I wish

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>>380701404
>both are dead
what did (whoever is posting this) mean by this

>>380701512
who

>>380701478
>i actually pity you

alright sure

LANGZONE APPROACHING

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she's being held hostage

>giving the late dave lang fidget spinners

oh god what

>this is still on
>you will never pummel alex to within an inch of his life

>>380701621
For future reference, nobody from 4chan™ Home of the Memes replies this way.

>>380701573
>>380701512
>>380701404

posted video

confirmed NOT DED

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wine rips

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What the fuck is happening?

>>380700764
It's impressive how you managed to decipher my posting "formula" so easily. Well done anon. The GB community is truly safe with you on duty.

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>>380701758

We were talking about how Ed Boone has never made a good game.

Has Dave Lang ever published anything worth a shit?

>>380701776
I don't know why this photo is so hilarious to me

LANG ZONE
A
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G

Z
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N
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>last "Lockdown" of the year

>>380701882
divekick

patrick is really nursing that diet coke

>>380701753
>the only redeeming quality in my life is my ability to say I've frequented a website for over a decade

alright
I've been here for over a month btw

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>you will never be kept on such a short leash by your friends that they tell everyone you know that you've been kidnapped/killed if you don't check in with them every 12 hours

feels pretty good

>>380701772
>I'm gonna just air out for a bit if you boys don't mind

JEFF

>>380701758
Turns out she's just a drunk who can't keep commitments.

>other bitch is STILL not convinced girl is OK
>waiting for in person confirmation

jesus christ what a nut