You are buying Splatoon 2.. right anon?

I don't buy glorified esports with singleplayers as engaging as Gone Home or Undertale.

>>380693256
Why does squid, i.e. non mammals have tiddies

I was, but multiplayer got gimped on multiple fronts.

I'm sorry, that's just unacceptable.

>>380693256
can't wait to kill you

>paid online
>voice chat system that is worse than original xbox
No

>>380693256

Why are her feet so bony?

>>380693256
Yes, but not for you.

No. My internet sucks and I'm not paying for online. Game looks fun though

>>380693256
Fucking Traitor!

Callie is a filthy goddamn traitor and I hope you kill her at the end of the game.

>>380693256
Yeah, used my birthday giftcard to FUCKING GAMESTOP on it.

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>>380696846
LEWD

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Save her.

>>380693256
Gonna do Salmon run at 20%

>>380693462
Ink bladders.

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>>380696963
THEY ARE SO cute

no, but ill masturbate to more squids

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>>380697429
Squids are PURE. They're meant for head pats and cuddles

>>380697507
cum sluts and jizz whores

>My vacation lines up a little with the Friday release.
Neat. Will be at the tail end of my vacation but it's a nice way to wrap it up.

I find it odd how nitendo is forcing splatoon esports but they have the potential to help grow melee even bigger. It's all a marketing scene to appeal to the younger audience that the game is competitive on esport levels

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>>380697670
Delet this!

>>380697869
Well Splatoon is the new Hotness and Melee is quickly approaching 20 years old.

dont believe her lies

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>>380693256
yuh

>>380698067
True, just using it as a example. Nintendo gave smash 4 the esports treatment and then just abandoned it once the money dried up

DO NOT SEXUALIZE INKLINGS

>>380693383
>engaging as Gone Home or Undertale
don't play that garbo

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Already got mine preordered on Amazon. I'm going to play the shit out of the horde mode.

>>380698193
I'm sure Nintendo will push the next smash as an esport. The Wii U didn't have a big enough audience and the 3DS isn't designed for competitive play.

Of course. Day one.

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>>380698238

>>380693256
Not lewd enough so no.

>>380698564
I WANT TO SUCK THOSE EARS

>>380697670
Fuck off

>>380698564
There's nothing sexual about this image

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can't wait to splat her

>>380698804
>his ears aren't an erogenous zone

lmao what a gay

>>380698450
Please post more cute, family friendly squid pics

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>>380698861
>tfw Calle will never cover you in ink

I was but then they limited salmon run to "event based" so fuck that.

>>380698867
It's just squid s having their ears tickled in a friendly manner, there's nothing lewd about that

>>380693256
>buying a XV1 to XV2 tier sequel
lol

>>380697869
Maybe if they release it on virtual console, or as an HD remake. So far neither is happening.

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Squids are for lewd!

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squid
cummies

>>380699651
NO

>>380699651
Callie is too pure.

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>>380699651
Delet

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>>380699704
Squid cummies for squid cunnies

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>>380693256
I'll probably have to pirate it when they make all Switch games $100CAD.

After the Switch gets cracked open of course.

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>>380693256
Yes, for your information I will be buying Marie's game

>>380698529

I pre-ordered mine at scamstop but that's mostly just cause I have never pre-ordered anything from Amazon before. Does Amazon have a deal where you can just put money down and pay off the rest over time?

I will be buying Marie's game, and I will be making sure the traitor Callie dies.

>>380699651
heavily defined armpits are an indicator of great fertility

>>380700059
Callie will be actually like the Boss of Splatoon. She will be viewed as a traitor in his homeland but actually was the greastest hero that served to the squid race.

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>>380699771
I respectfully disagree

>>380699968
No paying over time, but Amazon doesn't take payments till the items you order ship.

>>380699968
I'm not sure, I think you gotta pay it all off. though with prime you do get 20% off new games so I pretty much paid $50 for day one delivery.

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>>380700059
>death in a Nintendo kids game

>>380693256
The first one sucked and I owned a Wii U. Which means I'd need to support Nintendo even if I wanted to play it. Fuck no.

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>>380693256
Of course.

https://nintendotreehouse.tumblr.com/post/161833882587/salmon-in-the-summer

>Online Salmon Run will work like Splatfests instead of being free play
>Will probably also replace Splatfests

I was going to, but now, I'm not so sure...

>>380700291
Callie is sweet and innocent.

>>380700382
good
one less drama llama in my multiplayer games

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look at this squid and/or kid

>>380700565
>one less drama llama in my multiplayer games
Implying you could even tell since Nintendo doesn't even offer voice chat. Which you'll be paying them for the privilege of not including.

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>>380700372
>octarian apologists
TRAITORS MUST BE SPLATTED ON SIGHT

>>380693256
>Callie wins most of the splat fests
>Becomes everyone's bandwagon waifu
>Now she's a race traitor

Marie wins in the long run

>>380700756
No, Zoe, I'm not donating to your fucking Patreon.

>>380700756
>Nintendo doesn't even offer voice chat
Lol, they do. Dumbass.

>>380693256
Unfortunately no. I will not be playing any online focused game on any platform that requires me to pay twice to do so.

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>>380693256
>no option to turn traitor and join callie and the octos

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>>380700442
What the fuck Nintendo? How in the fuck does this make sense?

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Callie a best

I can't do console shooters, otherwise I would.

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What is all this about Callie joining the Octos and being evil? And what is this about 2 games?

Someone explain it to me

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>>380699651
ye

>>380701234
>Lost all the most important Splatfests
>Got so mad that everyone liked her cousin better that she betrayed her entire race
>best

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>>380701931
>opinion

>>380693256

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>>380693256
For Marie.

>>380693583
What happened?

>>380701220
Salmon season.
>with greater frequency than Splatfests
>you can choose to be matched with friends or to be matched with random players online
What's the confusion

>>380702781
The confusion is they're locking online play for Salmon Run behind a wait wall?

Who thought this was a good decision?

>>380700694
I looked at her. Now what?

>>380702513
I want to marry Marie

>>380693256
Sure. I'm interested in squids. And kids.

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>>380703505

>>380693256
>online game
>online subscription required

I'm no butthurt gaymer so no I won't buy it.

>>380703960
Only $20 a year.

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>>380703960
You'e in for a huge shock when you grow up.

wait what the fuck with these idiots crying about paid online NOW, im not defending paid online btw

but nintendo said this gonna happen since the switch reveal, why ya;; so surprised now?

>>380704127
Every butthurt start slowly.

>>380704185
I already pay my ISP 20 bucks per month.
Explain why should I pay for a service that should be free.
I won't subscribe for my PS4 and I won't for my Switch as well.

>>380704651
Multiplayer is a different service from internet access

>>380704798
What do you mean ?

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>tfw no octopus gf

>>380704926
Your ISP doesn't maintain the servers you faglord

>>380702691
Shitty balance changes!

Casuals were to dumb to avoid a fucking kraken

Nope, they ruined the game mode that set it apart (Turf Wars) with the platform switch and refuse to add a minimap.

Online Salmon Run would have made a sale despite this but they're limiting it for no FUCKING reason.

>>380693256
I thought the squid kids were deathly allergic to water?

>>380707020
It's more likely it just so happens the squids you play as can't swim so they self-destruct when they hit the water to get out

>>380707012
I think we established a long time ago nintendo doesn't like money.

>>380706929
You already bought the console, online gaming should be included in the price as a free service.
How much a cuck are you ?

>Claim Hero Mode is bigger
>Only 5 areas

>>380694713
The toe looks so weird I'm gonna vomit

>marie will never step on you?

SQUIDS ARE NOT FOR SEXUAL

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>>380707568
But they are

>>380700489
>Callie is sweet and innocent.

Tell that to the octolings. I bet she is doing some "Innocent" stuff right now to them.

>>380693256
You're damn skippy I am

>>380708364
Like what? none of them have dicks.

>>380708364
Jane Bond movie starring Callie fucking when

Are any of the characters legal to fap to in this one?

If so, maybe.

>>380708364
Callie is so nice she's trying to bridge the divide between squids and octos

>>380709272
Oh anon, Octolings don't need dicks. They have the perfect tool for...Pleasure when it come to that. I mean, what else are the other forms for? Not using there appendages going up her vagoo to make it look like she is pregnant?

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>>380706970
>calling the removal of instant-invincibility crutches casual

>>380707020
Yeah its wierd

>>380706970
Kraken+bubbler were shit. The only change I don't like is the rainmaker.

>>380711671
And lack of Seekers. Seekers were my jaam.

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I want to but I don't even have a Switch yet and I'm afraid to buy one. The fucking thing is cheaply made, isn't it? Plastic screen? Warping from heat? I don't want to spend over $300-$400 and deal with that shit.

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>>380714013
I've had mine since day one and haven't had any issues with it, it's only a small amount of people that have issues with it, the only reason you notice this now is because of social media, everyone is sharing this shit when it does happen. It's up to you, but from my experience it's a solid console/handheld hybrid.

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>>380714371
I don't know. It's fine for you so far but it's only been what? 3-4 months since it's release? I want to wait at least a year but at the same time I don't want to miss any events. I just can't make up my mind.

>>380714013
Plastic screen actually makes it pretty durable if you get a screen protector, glass on a droppable device is a thoroughly shitty idea. Warping happens in extreme cases, which are 0.0001%.

>>380706970
>shitty balance changes
>He thinks the specials in the last game were balanced
Kraken is cheap as fuck if the user is camping because you have no time to react, bubbler is not as OP because of recoil every time you hit it but it's still bullshit if someone's about to die in a firefight and they use it and Inkzooka can kill you when it's not in sight because the top half of the shots can go over walls.
For you to say that balance changed in order to make the game fair are shitty shows that you're the kind of anon who picks the most broken weapon/character in a multiplayer game then instantly bitches when it gets nerfed.

>>380693383

Wow, as engaging as Undertale? Preordering this right now.

>>380715316
They could be balanced if both invincibilities took half a second to initialise like Inkzooka, and Zooker got a long action similar to Range Blaster.

>>380693256
Day 1, just like the first one.
>>380700442
This honestly bothers me a lot. The game is popular enough to support multiple game modes (sold ~4.5mil on the Wii U), why not at least let us play the new coop one whenever?
>>380697869
They're trying to sell their new game. Forcing melee esports won't really sell more copies of melee.

I can't even find a fucking switch in stock in Canada.

Heart question remains, should I try to get grey or color joycons Switch pack.

>>380693256
If I can find a switch

>>380693383
>not wanting splatoon 2
>by extent not wanting splatfest
DO you even comfy annon?

I saw a big fat fucking disgusting balding ogre playing his switch on the metro yesterday. I realized that these are the kinds of people that reply in these shitty off topic threads and shill Nintendo for free.

>>380693256
Day 1 purchase when I buy a WiiU2 in 2/3 years

>>380700442
>Online Salmon Run will work like Splatfests instead of being free play
Why limit a gameplay mode? Who came up with that retarded decision?

>>380723525
Hope they will rethink this eventualy.