times where video games helped you in real life

Then everyone on the bus clapped.

>>380687331
really jogged my nog OP

Nice thread

>>380687331
Holy shit that's deep. You're amazing, OP. Please let me cradle your balls and lick your asshole.

>>380687331
I like this thread

>>380687331
>It's useless as a means of getting information."
sorta kinda not really
it gets info out
lots of it
the problem is, a man in pain will say anything to make it stop.

This thread sucks

>>380687331
nice reddit post bravo

>>380687331
Woah... really makes you think

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I literally only passed high school trigonometry because of this guys quotes

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>>380687331
Really fires my neurons, OP-sama.

You've reached 101% Enlightenment over us sorry niggers.

Text-based adventure games gave me the motivation to learn how to read.

>>380687331
GTA5's torture scene was so tasteless it actually offended me. What were they thinking?

Wow inspirational

Gonna print your post out and frame it. Upvote

When I was playing WoW during Wrath I got so lazy that instead of walking half an hour to the store for junk food I started healthy food like carrot sticks, oranges, apples, etc around the house.

I realized after awhile I was actually feeling better about things in general and thought all that junk food poisons the mind and adamantly stayed away from it since.

>>380687331
This is honestly the best post I've ever seen on 4chan

>It's useless as a means of getting information
You've been watching too many movies anon. Torture in reality is a very good method for getting information.

I'm a precher and sometimes throw lines of Chrono Trigger or FF VII with the regular bible sermon

>he fell for the 'torture is useless' meme

Good goy

>>380688114
Any tree can drop an apple
I'LL DROP THE FRIGGIN MOON

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Little Busters helped me get over my hatred of the man who paralyzed me from the waist down in a DUI hit and run because I actually hate Kanata more

Good thinking, man

>>380687331
You're trying to bait out that mass effect funeral .jpg arent you?

Post Witcher version

>>380687331
Not only this post activated my almonds, now my charcoal is activated.

Everything is burning. Thanks anon.

Ya torture does not work...

Just google William Francis Buckley

>>380687331
>Sitting in class
>Teacher points to me
>With the advent of the color TV, something else started appearing in color. Do you know what it is?
>I panic, don't know what to say, just remember this part in Persona 5
>"Dreams"
>The teacher claps
>That's correct
>Whole class is amazed
>Feel myself becoming more knowledgable from having answered the question

>>380687482
That student's name? Albert Einstein.

>>380691512
This is so dumb I can actually believe it.

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>>380687331
I once copy and pasted the story to the first two Assassins Creed games for my Senior English paper and got an A, does that count?

>in philosohpy class
>talking about if torture is ever moral
>professor asks me
>i panic, don't know what to say, just remember this part in Metal Gear
>"ITS A WOLF"
>professor's jaw drops and sends me off to see in a dingy

>>380689170
Hell yeah man, props

>>380689945
You are awesome

>>380687331
I tip my fedora to you sir! Have an upvote.

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>>380687331
>in history class
>talking about bandits in middle times
>i panic don't know what to say, just remember part in Skyrim™
>NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
>beat professor to death with history textbook

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>in physics class
>talking about momentum and shit
>i panic dont know what to say, just remember part in FNV
>I said I had a theoretical degree in physics
>professor welcomes me aboard

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>in class
>teacher asks me "wolves hunt in ____?
>I remember Dragons Dogma
>PACKS ARISEN
>Teacher's jaw drops
>FLYING
>FLYING
>FLYING
>FLYING INTO FREE
>FLYING INTO FREE

My little sister wrote a book report on eroge once because she didn't want to read a book.

>>380687331
I buy everything except the class applauding.

>>380692115
>>in philosohpy class
>>talking about if torture is ever moral
>>professor asks me
>>i panic, don't know what to say, just remember this part in Metal Gear
>>"SSSNAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>professor's jaw drops and everyone in the class gets an alert icon over their heads

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>>380687482

>>380690293
Her sister did everything wrong.

>>380694886
Go to bed Kyousuke

>>380694886
Nothing wrong with that, eroges have story too

>Psyc class sophomore year
>Piss easy class because they know everyone is taking it as a gen ed requirement for nursing
>One of our class discussions/essays revolves around video games and its influence on people
>Of course a classroom full of normie cunts start going on about how GTA is turning kids into violent psychopaths and how Kinect and Wii Sports are great because it forces people off the couch
>I decide "fuck it, I've been the only guy in this program for the past two years, everybody is already well aware of my power level"
>timetogosupersaiyan.exe
>Don't give a shit. I didn't like any of then anyway and the "games turn people into murderers" meme brings my piss to a boil
>Call them out their bullshit and educate them about the ESRB rating system and how Gamestop can't sell M rated games to peopme without ID (not sure about other retailers. I've never even seen m-rated games at Target, Walmart, or ToysRUs)
>So the only way kids couls even get their hands on M-rated games is if they get it from an older sibling, their parents buy it for them, or they download it on a console without parental controls
>In all of those scenarios it's adults being careless irresponsible cunts
>I even pulled out a copy of Assassin's Creed II from my bookbag to demonstrate
>Nobody gives a counterarguement (probably becauze no one is the class gave a damn and just parrotes opinions they heard)
>Professor says I have good argumentative skills and gives me an A on both the speech and my essay

Probably the only vidya helped in school. Most teachers or professora I had held strict "no citing video games" bullshit

>>380691543
So we looked at the data

>>380689945
Example?

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>>380687331
dang...so...profound. it....it really slaps my salami

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>writing short story thing for advanced english
>tired as fuck and sick but had to come in anyway
> rip off prescott's speech from gears of war 2
>replace all references of locust with 'germans', tone down some of the 'we will go to where they live, and where they breed' stuff
>'Winston Churchhill's speech to allied forces, D-Day, 1944'
>get A

vidya helped me in art class
Im not creative, so all of my crap was inspired by vidya

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>>380687331
>Be chair force
>eventually stationed to unit with lowest morale in the entire force and highest quitting rate
>there's even been suicides due to shitty working environment there
>command paranoid about more suicides
>Sgt notices Ive seemed down for 2 weeks in a row
>panics and reports me to the medical personnel for being "depressed"
>forced to meet with therapist
>trying to put my feelings into words because Im not good at this shit
>remember Kellogg quote from Fallout 4
>tell therapist "The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it's gone. I mean, you may think to yourself that you're happy. But you don't really believe it. You focus on the petty bullshit, or the next job, or whatever. It's only looking back by comparison with what comes after that you really understand, that's what happiness felt like."
>therapist gets me moved to a better unit for "health reasons"

>>380689170
True shit brother true shit

Ever since I stopped eating fast food (literally anything homecooked is better than the fucking shit they concoct behind those counters) I've been wayyyy less prone to overthinking shit and just rolling with what is

healthy eating is the best medicine, nothing but nutrients, gets the brain in a positive state. That and exercise, gives me self confidence out the fuckin ASS

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>>380689614
fuck off OP

>>380696142
What unit is so bad that it has the lowest morale, highest quitting rate, and suicides? What did you actually do? Sounds hecking terrible.

>>380696142
Thanks for reminding about the bullshit you have to put up with in the Air Force. I'll never willingly sit through another power point presentation in my life. I don't care if it could save my life. I'm fucking done.

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>>380696496
We were the deployable Network and Sat Link unit, issue was there were so many of us in the unit and an insane amount of SNCO's and Officers that they basically shat on us to justify their position. We're used to being treated with more respect in the Air Force so treating us more like they do in the Army was never going to go down well. Combined with they made up special rules which doubled the length of time you had to spend there before being able to move on.

The command were also a bunch of cunts

>Get given impossible deadlines for equipment overhauls and deployment preparation
>Get pulled away from work to attend "work events" like someone leaving or a birthday because they think it'll improve morale
>Get little perks you become accustomed to in the air force like early finishes on a friday removed by cunts
>Forced to attend WO's leaving party Thursday evening after work
>My Sqn WO is forcing alcohol onto juniors even though none of us want to be there
>Sqn WO then charges everyone who turns up for work the next day hungover

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>>380695773
anon thats masturbating