This is the supposed mastermind behind Fallout 4.

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>>380682995
wtf I didn't know he was a midget

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>>380683526
>Y-You bought my game, r-right anon?

>>380682995
who the chick?

>>380683526
5'6" isnt a midget, it's average.

God I want to kill myself when a taller girl stands near me

>>380682995
Quite beautiful, i'd say. By the way, who's the bitch next to him?

>>380683770
I'm supposedly 5' 7", and you are lying.

>>380683781
I know that feel.

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>>380683770
>5'6"
>Average

Can you guys fucking leave him alone? He has literally done nothing but release games that are loved by millions of fans. Not to mention the dude is a millionaire. Yet you're a /v/ NEET picking on him.

>>380683770
WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN

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Still no gf bros

>>380683781
>tfw 5'5" with a taller gf and an amazon fetish

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>>380683781
>>380683938
>not being into tall girls

Though at your height I suppose thats every girl. Just embrace it I guess.

>>380684083
How are you Todd.

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DELETE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
(and grab the fo4 season pass)

>>380683770
So, a midget?

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>>380683770

>>380683770

>5'6
>average

my girlfriend is 5'8

>>380683770
5'5" guy here.

5'10" is the average height of an American male. Todd Howard is below that height, therefore he is not of average height.

That being said, 5'6" is the average height of an American female. So he's got that, at least.

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>>380684169
>tfw 6'3" and have an Amazonian fetish
Kill me

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>>380684083
fucking this
Todd has made some really good content
umm anybody remember morrowind?

>>380683781
>tfw 6'3 and the tallest girl ive ever met was the same height

she was one of those blonde viking women

>>380684083
Sup Todd, you were so scared of rioting that you made sure you were in a different area code when paid mods returned.

>>380683770
only for women faggot

Why is /v/ so obsessed with this guy? Do you all just have crushes on him or something? It's creepy how much you talk about him.

>>380684083
>He has literally done nothing but release the game that is loved by millions of fans

fixed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4

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>>380684347
>tfw 6'4" and into shorter girls

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>mfw JUST under 5'10"

Literally king of manlets. If I have just like a 1/12 of an inch I'd be normal...

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>>380684343
Did you not see the video? If any average height female is wearing high heels he's FUCKED

>>380683770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO_6EwUtiww

anyone else notice that in gamebyro all models are the same height?
wheres the height slider todd

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>>380682995
>tfw 5'6'' too

>>380683770
It's 5'7 that's technically cited as the average.
If you're going to meme, meme right.

Either way it's the world average, most western countries average the 5'10-6' range.

>>380683770
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

>>380683770
5'6 is small for a dude. This is coming form someone that is 5'2

>tfw a manlet has more money than you will ever make in you lifetime many times over
AND he makes good games

>>380683770
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is he like 4'9? Holy fuck

>>380683781
I sorta know that feel as it sucks being around women taller than me and knowing they don't see me as a man.

That being said, I'll probably one day go to a brothel and bang a woman taller than me, so at least I got that to look forward to.

>>380684609
>5'10"
>normal

>>380684524
Basically he became a PC legend due to Skyrim. He was in charge of development, and when it was released, it revitalized PC gaming.

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>>380684574
>tfw 6'3 and into little girls

>>380682995
>you see that mountainess?

>>380682995
lmao he literally looks like a hobbit. I bet he has hair on the top of his feet.

>>380683770
Sissy-tier height.

>>380683770
Yeah average for a woman. Fucking hell 5 foot 6 is at least 4 inches below average for a man

>>380684574
>tfw 6'1 and 5'0 GF

>>380682995
so the girl is like 5'4" or something right?

>>380684609
>Literally king of manlets
Actually, 5'10" is King of the Manlets, as at that height, you are taller than anyone else below average.

You can't be the King of the Manlets and be a manlet.

>>380682995
MOMMY!!!!!!!

Does anyone even get upset by these threads?
It just seems like everyone is pretending to be retarded to get a rise out of the other side of pretend retards.

I have no idea why I enjoy height threads so much.

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>>380684347
>>380684574
>>380684889
>mfw 5'2 and gf 5'11

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>>380684609
5' 11.5" here. Thank god women have limited spacial awareness.

6'3 here

I don't dislike it but height is overrated. Nothing fits you, (more so furtinutre than clothes actually) especially if you're into athletics. 6' - 6'1 I'd say is the perfect 'best of both worlds' height.

Damn sure glad I'm not a manlet though

You guys do know that Todd is 6'2", right? That girl is just like 6'4". Plus she's wearing heels.

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See that girl? You can climb her.

>tfw only 5'7
At least I have a gf who's into small men.

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Why do manlets exist? No really, if you're a manlet why the fuck haven't you killed yourself? No one respects you. Everything you do is seen as compensating for your height. No one wants your terrible manlet genes so if you do find a woman desperate enough to marry you, she's most likely just going to get inseminated by a third-party sperm.

I mean if you're gay I suppose that makes sense to be a sissy bottom, but if you're heterosexual and a legit manlet then you should really consider suicide. Being a manlet is just not the way to live, I'm sorry, it just isn't.

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>>380685176
I want that giraffe to fuck me

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>>380684952
5'24
the other guy is 5'20

>>380685116
Shut up Todd, nobody believes you.

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There is this guy at my company. Prob 21 years old and he must be 5'5".

I caught co-workers making fun of him today. It broke my heart because when I was younger I was little too...

>>380684743
most girls are taller than me. I know that feel. And im not even akward or anything.
Im social, well liked, pretty cool and relaxed guy.
But still, they will never look at you as a man. You are less.

>>380685176
Can't stop imagining how spooky her skeleton probably is.

>>380685053
Oh yeah, most of my friends sit in the 6'0-6'2 range and never seem to have problems, but the one guy who's 6'3 has trouble fitting in to anything.
I went to Disneyland with the guy and he couldn't ride anything. The one time being a manlet paid off - fitting into seats made for children.

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>>380685176
>that tall and thin
>still has a nice butt

i guess i shouldnt rule out all tall girls

>>380685429
talk to him at lunch sometimes so he'll tell you what day not to come in

>>380685176
She's too thin, if you're gonna be that tall you need to have some mass.

Everyone under 5'5" whould be feminized/sissyficated and put to serve real men.

>>380685032
Real manlets do.

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>tfw black manlet
Where did everything go so wrong?

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>>380682995
>i'm considerably taller than Todd Howard
that's nice

>>380682995
d'aaw

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>>380683770
Lmao, beta anon isn't a part of the 6' and higher elite squad. Btfo

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>>380682995
>pantyhose

>>380685032
As a manlet, these threads really do bother me. We've become the most hated group on the internet. And unlike with blacks or gays or trans folk, there's no support group for manlets.

I need to make myself dinner, but instead I'm following this thread, stewing in anger.

how do i get a tall gf /v/?

>>380685176
She would be perfect if she put on some muscle. Hmmmmmmmmm

>>380682995
this may be the most uncomfortable I've ever seen a human being

>>380685692
Aren't a lot of successful blacks manlets?
Like Kanye and Jamie Foxx come to mind. Although I probably got that from a faulty infographic spread around by /tv/ or something.

why are tall guys into short girls?
affraid of something?

>>380685692
You sound perfect for the role of comic relief in a circle of friends.

>>380684743
>>380685432

>>380685432

It's not that for me. I just feel like a boy and not a man. I'm not that short at 6'1 but women seem to be getting taller on average

>>380685830
Not be a manlet

>>380685176
god i'd love to have a gf that was way taller than me, don't know why men get so insecure about it

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what jav does todd watch?

>>380682995
>that fucking bitch who just fucking cold shoulders him

>>380685872
Insert copypasta about bending over objects

>>380685872
afraid of not being rock hard during sex, yeah

WHEN

>>380686074

PORN?

>>380686009
he is used to it. at that height 80% of females cold shoulder you

>5' 7"
>Most girls are shorter than me, but not so short I can tower over them and be considered hot
>Can't get a tall women because I'm not that short
Life is suffering

>>380686074
WILL

>>380685692
>>380685867
Kanye
Jamie Foxx
Lil Uzi
Big Sean
Tory Lanez

etc etc

If they're black and famous and not an athlete, they're usually below average height surprisingly, some exceptions are Jay Z and Drake, but Drake has said multiple heights which is suspect.

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>tfw a tags: tall_girl will never bully you and step on your dick

>>380685984
todd doesn't watch censored shit because he actually thinks highly of himself

>>380685984
i NEED sauce

>>380685652
I used to participate in good fun, but after a while I became a little self conscious. Then I started dating a tall girl. Now I love these threads.

5'10 women are made for 5'6 cock. Who knew?

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hideo kojima is 1.73cm high or 5'6.7"

in this picture we can see todd is noticeably smaller, between 3 and 5 inches lower, which would make todd a solid 5'1" or 5'2".

That's pretty manlet tier and not near average.

>>380685580
Most people have proportionate bodies so being taller makes the rest of your frame bigger. Bigger frame = deceptively bigger butt because of wider hips and more powerful muscles needed to support more weight

>>380682995
I'm at a comfy manlet height of 5'7", but I believe that I'm slowly becoming 5'9". What do I do bros? I actually enjoyed my height and I don't want to get taller. It lets me talk to women right at face level and lets me think "Wow that's neat" when I see a tall laddie.

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>>380682995

>>380684889

Don't doom your sons bruh

It's hard not to give in to femlets but you must resist

>>380686234
the picture is the sauce you fucking retard

>>380685984
>5'11" is "towering" in Japan
Fascinating. The Joost must be a giant.

>>380685812
Bad bait bait bait,
watcha gonna do?
Watcha gonna do when no one gives a (you)

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>>380686238
forgot pic

>>380686221
Todd can only achieve orgasm by hitting sales records.

>>380686303
i thought kojima was 5'8?

>>380683770
For a woman, maybe.

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>>380685692

try being a red haired manlet

literally "will never have a gf" branded into you before birth

>>380686238
When you hug her does your head line up with her breasts? Because that's my fetish

>>380683938
>>380684080
>>380684098
>>380684318
>>380684326
>>380684340
>>380684343
>>380684629
>>380684662
>>380684682
>>380684713
>>380684719
>>380684852
>>380684854
>>380685757

I'm 6,4 and this manlet hate sickens me. How are you any better than roasties who shame short guys but will yell rape if you call them out on their weight?

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>tfw you will never be Todd Howard...
Why live?

>>380686303
Holy kek

>>380686415
me too but wiki and other sources say 1.73/5'7" rounded up

>>380685984
>tfw 5'7
>tfw dated 5'11 girl
literally perfection

>>380686332
it's too late for me, I like being able to pick her up to my waist

>>380686409
reading this whole thing just makes manlets look even more insecure

>>380682995
I don't give a shit about the manlet, who the fuck is she? Those legs deserve to be worshipped

>>380686409
/fit/ comics are the best.

>>380683770
He looks shorter than 5'6. He looks 5'3.

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>>380686345

>>380686182
What's worse is when a girl talks to you out of sympathy and makes it clear they have no interest in you but feel bad that you're a freak. ;-;

Why do you make fun of short people? It's not like we chose our height.

>>380684083
Calm down, nerd, Todd is like a little brother to us, and we gotta pick on our little bro, or else it doesn't feel right, you know?

>>380685176
>People can find this attractive

It would be like fucking a skeleton.

Imagine putting your hands on her hips and all you feel is bones.

>>380686331
>tippy toes Todd
the best, nice piss stain too

I'm 5'10

am I a manlet? I don't want to be a 6 foot fucking retard either desu.

>>380686456
Don't you mean 4'6"?

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>>380683770
Oh anon I'm sorry to burst that bubble of yours

>>380686649

t. ameridonald

>>380686446
I want to FUCK ebina.

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>>380686331
Dude needs to be honest.

>>380686545
>dated

Why didn't you marry her?

>>380685812
>support group for manlets
lmao why even? just get a manlet gf

>>380686303
nigger, 1.73 is 5'8

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>>380684347
>tfw 6'3 and like short girls
also free cleavage views

>>380682995
To be fair that bitch is like 6'1 with heels

>>380685812
why don't you all group up and organize an event together? like maybe a march?

>>380686667
Kek

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>>380683770

Somehow I feel I've dodged a bullet at 5'10". It ain't shit, but it ain't 5'6".

>>380686564
So then... Todd is shorter than 5'6"? How?

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>>380686564
>>380685984
>tall girl fetish porn
>wears high heels to be even taller

All of the boners.

>>380685429
S E A L E D
E
A
L
E
D

>>380686623

I hate this

You can't even tell her to fuck off because it will make things worse

>>380686456
>How are you any better than roasties

im 6 foot 4 im above them im the bigger man

>>380685580
It's the heads that get kind of weird, as their size is typically conserved regardless of your height.

Really tall people tend to look like they have really small heads.

>>380683770

5'10 is average for a White male in the US

>>380686628
Yeah, but you can choose to kill yourself and remove your manlet genes from the genepool.

as a 5'4 male, that webm triggered me

the exact reason I haven't left the house in years.

daily reminder, when you think you've got it bad, take it from a manlet, thank the fake universe god above you're not 5'4, completely and utterly destroyed my life as a human being.

>>380686779
>>380686303
Kojima is pretty tall for an asian guy? cause these niggas here look like 5'1 >>380686564

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I never went through any bullying because I was short but these threads always make me feel bad about my height.

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>>380685176
stay away of my daughter!

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>>380685984
>>380686564
Holy fuck I never I wanted this till now.

>tfw 6'1"

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>>380686683
Manlet cutoff is 6'2

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>>380683526
looks like she didnt enjoy fallout 4 todd! she probably refunded!

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>>380686331
I kinda feel bad for todd for being THAT small

>>380686837

>be 6'1
>6 inch heels put this 5'6 slut slighty over me
>she has the nerve to jokingly say we're the same height
>chuckled nervously at her "joke"

I never raged so hard in my life

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>>380686449
No, but I get on my tippy toes to kiss her and she bends down slightly. She thinks its cute and my sense of masculinity isn't fragile like it used to be.

Does that get you hard anon?

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>>380686957
Let it go bro.

>>380686907
I hope everything is love catches on fire.

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>>380686303
>>380686415

5 foot 8 inches is not the same as 5.8 feet

because fucking imperial system

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>>380686331
>posting the fake version that covers up his short legs

>>380686997
if you drop the chart by an inch is perfectly accurate

>>380686726
>t. ameridonald

There's an entire fucking gradient between the Russian emacination and Clapistan fatocracy.

If you have a fetish for fucking skeletons, by all means, whip your dick out and rub it against the cavernous hollow that is her vagina.

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>>380686907
Why would you want manlet genes gone? Then the 'shorter' tall guys will just become the new manlets and repeat the process. Eventually the average man would be several storeys tall and not enough resources to go around. The world would end as a war of giants.

>>380686917
You're just a pathetic faggot. I'm 5'3, studied my ass off, got into an Ivy league school and am now doing investment banking earning 130k a year.

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>>380686947

I think a lot of people do even if they're taller. It's this fear that you, too, could be rendered persona non grata with strangers, friends and sexual partners by something absolutely unchangeable. Even ugly can be fixed a bit by surgery. But any sort of leg lengthening is a brutal process that only nets you an inch and possible lifelong weaknesses.

Life ain't fair.

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>>380687179
That version is outdated.

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>>380687083
It gives me a heart boner

>5'7
>used to see girls at the same height or higher all the time in the uni
>find some of them wearing shoes and more casual clothes
>can't recognize them without when they don't wear heels
I'm glad I didn't fell for the heel or make up meme

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>>380685176

>>380687179
t. manlet

>>380687237
> Eventually the average man would be several storeys tall
And they would also be manlets. It never stops.

>>380686932
nah, Japanese men stand between 5'7 and 5'10 atleast for the youth

in tall women JAV, they hire shorter men for better effects

>>380687237
If we do it enough, can we finally get Ultraman in real life?

>>380687283
firm? alma mater?

>>380686997
Post the colossus one

>>380687283
all that money, and a woman will never look at us as men

you sure showed me by calling me a faggot though, I come from a rich family and get to sit on my ass and do fuck all all day, still want to end it

bud, you can lie to yourself, but you can't lie to a fellow manlet

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>>380682995
Yes he had made millions of dollars and isn't a virgin unlike some of you fags here that think your so tall yet still virgins HAHAHAHA

>>380686917
That's not the right way to live. My step brother was about 5'4" and he used to bang some pretty hot girls because he had a mellow temperament and was confident. I get that it's hard being short, but do what you can to cover for that and find people who you genuinely enjoy talking to.

POST MORE AMAZONIAN TALL GIRLS

>>380683781
I'm 6'2" so if a girl is taller than me I don't really care because I don't feel short.

If I were surrounded by a group of girls taller than me though I would feel weird.

>>380685176
sauce pls

>>380685176
I just want to cook her a nice meal or forty and actually add some fucking meat to her. Twenty or thirty extra pounds is all she needs, she's tall so she'd carry it well.

>>380687535
you obviously are not short, people always bring up the 'i know a short guy'

it's how I feel when next to a woman, I want to be seen as a man--I've had this conversation far too many times with random people on the internet, unless you're short, you just won't get it bud

>>380687329
Where the fuck do you live where being 6 feet is normal?

>>380687636
>falling for the meme

>>380687438
Goldman, studied at Columbia

>>380687467
>get to sit on my ass and do fuck all all day
Geez, no wonder you're so depressed. Get a productive hobby at least, man.

>>380684776
>one of the worst console ports of all time
>revitalized PC gaming
eh

>>380687467

Doesn't matter

Money offsets all the genetic garbage you rolled

Balding, ugly, manlet

Money eases it. In the end you become an old smelly shit no one cares about but at least you have your money

>>380686768
She was kinda boring, there aren't many tall girls on third world shithole
>tfw amazonian gf never ever ;_;
why live?

>>380687283
>falling for the ivy league meme

Lol stupid manlet

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>>380687636
mad manlet spotted

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>>380686779
what am I not getting here then

>>380687734
as I said, I come from a rich family, I have all the money in the world to do fuck all all day

you have no idea what you're talking about, and probably not 5'4

I lost, bud. It just doesn't work in this day and age, manlets lose

>>380687734
Wrong.

Height > Frame > Money > Race

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>>380687704
How often did people point at that Obama attended?

>>380687704
>columbia
>ivy league
LAFFIN

>>380687860
>Height > Frame > Money > Race

Please mate, you can be the tallest, sexiest man alive. If a hundred year old billionaire said he'd give his entire fortune to the girl who fucks him best no woman is going to pay attention to you.

>be 5'3
>get VR
>get game
>play tutorial level
>it just brings me back to the tutorial
>wtf
>try it again
>brings me back
>email devs
>they ask for my account name
>give it
>no response for a month
>really mad
>they randomly email me back
>Open email
>"manlets never learn"

>>380687841
because that means 5 foot and 67.585% to another foot
which is about 5'8"

>>380687841
nvm I fucked up kojima is 5'8"

>>380688021
>this is what kikes actually believe

>>380687841
Seems you're not getting any oxygen in your brain

>>380687627
I'm 5'8" and I'm not treated any differently then you. Don't hook up with ladies who are bigger than you. Just dress fitting clothing, take showers daily, keep your hair nice, and talk to people like you're comfortable around them.

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>>380688041

>>380687854

Yea I'm not a manlet but in the end you do become old. Some are born ugly and others bald early but money solves that shit

Either way you're not topping the best women unless you have looks and height. Most people are average

>>380686446
i feel you
cant even be a qt trap because of the broad shoulders, masculine voice and ugly face

>>380684347
>6'3" and have a 5'11 gf
Eh, close enough

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>>380687237
This guy gets it

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>>380687841
you are retarded

Jesus Christ, if I were under 6' with a dick under 7" I'd just off myself on the spot.

>>380688132
here, random anon on the internet, I'll boost your ego, free hit from a manlet

I would -kill- to be 5'8, honestly, You've no idea what I would do to be 5'8.

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>>380685757
>barely squeeze by at 6'1''
whew

>>380688105
>he doesn't know how modern women think
LOL

>>380688132
and one more thing, yes you are. every inch above 5'5 matters.

>>380688105
You've never actually seen a real woman, have you?

>>380683770
Yeah, It's average among the midgets

>>380683781
I get the opposite i want to kill and rape tall girls

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>>380682995

I'm 5'6 and I'd rape that giant in the background with a raging boner.

>>380685176
What the fuck, someone give sauce!!

>>380687636
Netherlands

>>380687237
t. manlet

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>>380687237
It's not like it hasn't been tried before.

>To be considered of the Aryan Race in Hitler's eyes you didn't just have to have blonde hair and blue eyes but you needed to be physically fit. The Lebensborn program required male applicants to be at least 6 ft. tall near the end of it. Hitler thought people who were 6 ft.6 in. and taller as the highest creed of the Übermensch and called them "Hünenmensch" and considered them to be the closest relatives to the original Germanic warrior tribes. Nazi soldiers with that tribute were given a special medal called the Hünenkreuz and instant promotion to the status of S.S. officer. People who had the trait of gigantism were not considered as one of these special Germans because they grow abnormally tall due to a defective pituitary gland.

>>380688258
Well if it means anything, I've never cared how tall a person is and it would feel much better for you to accept yourself because death is nothingness and you only have to be alive for a few decades so just live life to look at shit and die.

>>380682995
That height.
That dress.
Those heels.
Those pantyhose.

Jesus Christ.

>Talking about manlets without watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbG05ePWRQE

>>380685692
Kendrick Lamar is literally 5'5"

You just suck at life

>>380689041
great advice anon thanks never thought of it like that

being 5'4 doesn't matter anymore and the way woman look at me has changed because of that piece of advice

>tfw when hunched back am 5'6
>have to actually stretch my back to hit 6'4

Its not fucking fair. My back hurts when I straighten up my back.

>>380687636
jesus christ you're dense.

>>380689260
Arbiter...?

>>380688748
That's why people hate manlets. You feel embarrassed of your lack of height so react to everything with violence and anger instead of how normal people react.

>>380687841
god damn it, you are beyond retarded

>>380688946
What's funny is that hitler was a manlet

>>380689260
Are you a Warcraft troll?

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>>380682995
LMFAO F A M

MANLET
A
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T

>>380689260
Work on posture

>>380685176
S A U C E
A
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C
E

>>380685176
thanks mr skeltal

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>>380688621
Sorry you grew up with whores for mothers who spread their legs for every man who offered them a dollar.

>>380689260
I have the same issue dude. My body scrunches to about 3'7" and I have to stretch my hamstrings and neck to get to about 6'1" but I just deflate through the day.

>Live in WA near seattle
>5"10 feel tall because all the asians
>Move to East side for work
>Feel short because every one is 6+

The technical average is 5"10 but thats probably because Asians and Mexicans skew it, if you're white people expect you to be 6+

>>380690015
>be me
>5'11" asian
feels good man

>>380687516
I may not be a millionare but I bet I fucked more bitches than him even without the money.

Also Im not an insecure beta that lies about his height, so Im allowed to laugh at him and you for trying to defend him.

>>380683770
>tfw 5' 113/4" master race
I'd think I'd need binoculars to see you anon

Who is the tallest female pornstar according to /v/?

>>380690586

you're mom is

>>380689373

Just keep being beta you giant. I'll be getting my pussy that I work for.

>>380690669
How embarrassing.

>>380690669
uunga buunga....I rape.... not tall. Berry picker as fuck

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>this thread
this is why i don't go out anymore
unless you're a 8/10 chad, you're only going to get shit on

>>380687636
Not loompa-land

>>380690857
>>380690892

easy trigger for the betas

>>380690669
>having to work 10x harder for basic pussy than the average man

Fucking lol.

>>380690952
What if you're a 9/10 chad?

>>380687558
>>380688781
>>380689515

Sindy Vega

>>380690984
Sorry for fucking with you shortstuff, You should get some sleep, you're probably tuckered out

>tfw 5'9
>tfw high heels are my biggest enemy but I find them hot I'm not a footfag

>>380691034
Boipucci for you you attractive buttfucker

>>380683770
So an average sized midget? Anyone under 6'3 should be gassed

>>380691191
That's why I always attach a piece of wood to the bottom of my shoes that go-go gadgets me into a 6'1" then I get them wasted.

why do girls with crazy high heels thing they look good?
Like jesus, just accept yourself

>>380686331
Why did he piss himself?

Who's the girl? plz

>>380685270
What episode?

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>>380691341

if you stood next to GILF wonder woman, wouldn't you piss yourself too?

>>380685176
thank mr lord skelteor

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My best friend is 6'3" and she has tits so fucking ginormous that she has to have them custom made. She says they basically suffocate her if she sleeps on her back. She gets really frustrated because she likes tall guys and can hardly find anyone her height let alone taller than her (which is what she'd prefer)

>>380691341
when you limit the size of the body to smaller proportions organs like the bladder are also reduced in similar proportions. this can cause irregularities and trouble holding "normal" amounts of urine for an extended time.
if you have any other general questions let me know.

>>380691850
tits so fucking ginormous she has to have bras custom made*

shit

>>380691959
Where does the sun go when it gets dark out?

>>380691850
>best friend
>she

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>>380691850
>she has tits so fucking ginormous that she has to have them custom made

>>380686580
everything makes manlets insecure

napoleon conquered half of europe and that means he was insecure

who cares

>>380691850
pics or you're full of shit

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>>380683770

>>380687841
top lel

this must be a euro who has no idea what the imperial system is

>>380690952
>caring about getting shit on
just banter buddy, it don't get on you if you don't let it

>>380684080
>>380684098
>>380684318
>>380684682
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>>380684852
>>380686418
>>380686616
>>380686720
>>380686807
>>380688649
>>380691312

YOU ALL SHUT YOUR FAT FUCKING FACES. I AM SO SICK OF "MANLET" HATE THAT GOES ON 4CHAN. HEIGHT IS LITERALLY OUT OF YOUR CONTROL. I BOIL WITH WHITE HOT RAGE AT ANYONE THAT INSULTS THE SHORT. IF YOU MAKE FUN OF MY HEIGHT. I WILL PULL YOUR HEART OUT THROUGH YOUR CHEST.

STOP

MAKING

ME

MAD

>>380692208
WHEN

>>380692103
oh no anon's opinion on the unprovable !

>>380692208
Hush child

I like soft gentle tall guys that can reach everything and protect you. I also like angry little manlets that you can pick up and pat on the head. Average fags can fuck off. Boring.

>>380692291

NOW
>>380692330

I am a fully grown ADULT. Or is your tall stupid body too tall to pump blood to your head to get that?

>>380692297
what did he meme by this?

>>380692208
I mean damn nigga, I'm 5'11" and I feel short

>>380692026
planets orbit each other, so they're constantly moving and don't stay in the same place.
so basically aas the day progresses the sun follows a set path and moves closer or further from earth and it basically makes its rounds and visits other planets giving warmth and light as it moves closer to them and further away from the sun. which is why early morning after sunrise the temp heats up (sun moves closer to earth) noon gets the hottest (sun is closest to earth) then starts cooling down (sun starts moving away from earth again in the other direction from morning.
look up early christian astrology if you want to find out the most groundbreaking science in the human age. everything since then is kinda dry and dull.

>>380692297
Literally a facebook screengrab would suffice

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>>380691850
She's probably fat. Tall guys don't like fat chicks.

>>380692456
There is no average. They're always just tall guys who don't notice or care, or manlet lords who appear content compared to their lesser kin.

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>>380692208
manlet

>>380692638

No, you aren't short. You are literally the first world problems of tall people.

>BAWWW IM NOT OVER A NUMERICAL DIGIT, MY LIFE IS OVER :'((((((((
>>380692778
Better than being a fucking brainlet, like you. Now RESPECT ME.

>>380692671
I ain't the person who posted originally, I'm just saying that /b/ level 'dude wher da pics at i wont beiblieve u if i dnt get teh pics' posting is just wasting your time.

>>380684420
A lot of student athletes fit that descriptor. Literally perfection.

>>380683781
>6'1''
>a girl needs to be in the 99th percentile to be taller than me
>tfw will never have gf taller than me

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>>380683770
Todd pls.

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>>380692831
>is just wasting your time.
just like whoever posted >>380691850 is doing

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>>380683770

>>380685176
Looks like she has marphan's syndrome.

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>>380692208
Sounds like you've got a short fuse Anon

>>380692189
>just ignore it bruh :))
already been there, doesn't work

>>380682995
Still taller than manly tears.

>>380685812
>>380686796
Because they group up under a trench coat to get on roller-coasters.

>>380693072
What are you talking about? They're wasting their time because you aren't getting specifically what you want from them?
Whether or not their post is true, it evokes a mental image and a concept to think about.
Like the personal association stuff is white noise but the rest of it actually somewhat constructive to this VIDEO GAME thread compared to the manlet back and forth.

>>380693193

No I don't, I just really hate being called short. Now please stop calling me that, I will commit grievous bodily harm upon you.

Thank you,

Anon

>>380692669
wow coool. It's crazy we learn so much on the internet nowadays that they don't rlly teach you in school. Like American's were racist back then but they only tell you they were importing blacks people.
Ok well my other question is why does the groceryies in my grocery bag not fall out when I spin it real fast???

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>tfw 12'7"
>anyone who comes into my cave and sees me screams and runs away
YOU FAGGOTS SAID TALL GUYS GET GIRLS

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>>380692820
manlet

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>>380693193
>Short fuse
My sides

>>380683770
Add me in the screencap!

>>380693489
Why? Why can't you just respect the short man? Its not hard, just don't be mean.

>>380693469
We would be bff and I'd ride around on your shoulders in a broship kinda way and then we'd go on an adventure but at the end you get hit by a bunch of arrows in a selfless act to save me but I learn a lesson on being tough and move on to another day

>>380693469
>letting them out of the cave

>>380692638
Spend less time on the internet if it's warping your sense of self that much.

>>380684609

There's places in China that'll help you grow those inches.

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>>380693434
that's actually just magic.

>>380693779
Fuck man.
I can barely imagine being short.
But imaging being ASIAN-short.

>>380693764
I wish I knew the sauce for this.

6'2" master race here.

Nothing makes me feel sorrier than when I see someone so fucking short. There are like three things that absolutely make you a waste of human and being short is one of them. I fucking love todd too this makes me sad.

>>380693764
have a nice day my friend

>>380684574
Yep. 6ft even and I love short girls. Still kicking myself in the head for fucking up a date I had with a 5ft flat girl with a buzzcut and no tits. Would have been like fucking a little boy with a cunt. She was super SJW (which I really don't fucking mind) but kept losing my train of thought and the whole thing was too awkward. Real shame. Would have had a boner for days if I'd brought her back to my place

>>380683781
I'm 165 cm, my gf is 176cm. I'm okay with this.

>was 6'0"
>lost a good chunk of weight, mostly body fat
>go down 2.5 shoe sizes
>no longer 6'0" since then
I have never been measured post weight-loss but the previous two times, I was "right at 6'0"", and over the past few years I've noticed I am shorter, slightly, than 6'0" people. I guess it is not too conceivable a notion.

>>380693434
Ask the important questions
like if you sit on a chair and fall of a roof, do you stay unharmed if you jump off the chair before hitting the ground

>>380693965
jap music video
>>380693974
you too.

>>380685045

What is that picture anyway? He isn't dead is he?

>>380693890
I'm Asian and 5'11". Definite "ASIAN short."

>>380694068
>buzzcut
>SJW
>looked like a boy
Anon why

>>380694181
I know that obviously, but I can't find it.

>>380694068
>fucking up a date I had with a 5ft flat girl with a buzzcut and no tits
That's a real disappoin-
>Would have been like fucking a little boy with a cunt.
I recommend therapy.