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What can he do to redeem himself?

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What can he do to redeem himself?
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porn
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>>380682559
more brown bricks
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>>380682559
Daily dick pics
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Nothing. Cinemassacre as a whole has been bad for about a year now.

Literally the only people who watch it are aspies.
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>>380682559
he can start off by stopping the pussy shit and making a video addressing everything, the maybe do some more inspector gadget related stuff
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Mike did nothing wrong.
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Explain the point of Minecrap
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Seems like Cinnemassacre is ignoring what he did.
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He can't he'll never be as good as James or Bootsy and it's a shame that he runs everything related to Cinemassacre
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>>380682827
a free ipad
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>>380682827
well there really is no point it's a sandbox game
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hes always been a useless shithead.
redeems infers that he had value at one time
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E M B R A C E T H E M E M E
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Stream sudoku. James decapitates.
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>>380682706
He seriously posted his dick on Reddit? Was it as big as the memes say?
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Lick my hairy balls.
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Bootsy
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>>380682559
idk man, there was that one time someone asked about his dick so i posted it on twitter.
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Change
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>>380682931
what's happening in this webm?
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Somebody give me the rundown on what's going on, please.
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>>380682706
Didn't someone call him out on the picture being bullshit or something
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>>380682949
he posted it on twitter too and its pretty damn large.
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>>380682949
It was a pencil dick. It was taken at an angle where the camera was basically pressed right up against his cock from a low angle to make it look bigger. Probably 5.5 or 6 inches.
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>>380683123
>brown bricks
>dick pic
>censoring
>possible mental problems
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You loser nerds need to shut up, cause without MIKE, james would be nothing.

And since Mike is the one putting out the most content the channel belongs to him now. And he's the most informative and skilled and funniest one. So shut the fuck up

Wow james played some games when he was 8 years old. LEGEND

SHUT THE FUCK UP
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OI LOVE RIPPING OFF OLD LADIES FOR STARCRAP
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who /roughpatch/ here
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>>380682931
Mike has been right about some stuff sometimes, but his overall shitty behavior and more annoying moments easily drown out moments he was respectable.
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>>380682706
What misdeeds?
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>>380683098
Mikes soulless eyes stare thru james, hoping that james doesn't stumble too much thru the videogame-related sentence he's trying to get out of his mouth. James knows not to make those mistakes anymore or else mike will punish him off camera
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>>380683293
Bootsy was better
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>>380682559
apologize to bootsy and bring him back to cinemassacre
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New video of Mike looking Just.
Cartoon gadget Sitting next to him.
"So inspector gadget looks like that video we made a few years back has gotten pretty popular"
"That's right. People love watching me talk about building brown bricks in Minecrap. Loading videos of us talk about the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app is the best use of time that you can have on a youtube website."
"So, gadget, since this whole video has run it's course, do you think you'll be going home any time soon?"
[cut to handheld closeup of mike's face in 280 res]"(please)"
"Sorry Mike. But I'm always on Duty.
"And I always will be!
"FOR-EVER"
"Great..." [Shit eating grin at the camera while he pleads for help with his eyes]
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Quick rundown on Mike Matei

>James Rolfe's best friend since college
>originally encouraged James to make the AVGN episodes
>has appeared in many of the classic episodes as Bugs Bunny, the Cowardly Lion, the Joker, and others
>has run the website, YouTube channel, and subreddit almost singlehandedly, James pretty much only makes videos
>when James was in California working on the AVGN movie, Mike started making more videos by himself to keep the channel alive
>among them were the infamously unfunny Minecraft review "featuring Inspector Gadget" and the shockingly juvenile Elmo in Grouchland review
>Mike has deleted these videos, and tries to get the videos removed whenever someone reuploads them
>once streamed Super Mario Brothers while extremely drunk, deleted the video, and now bans anyone who mentions it on Reddit
>Bootsy stopped appearing on the channel, and it seems like there's a conflict between him and Mike
>Mike has posted pictures of his erect penis on both the Cinemassacre subreddit, and Twitter accounts before quickly deleting them, despite many of their fans being underage
>he has also bragged about his penis size on Tumblr and in the YouTube comments
>and of course, if you mention this on the subreddit, you get banned
>a disgruntled mod from the Cinemassacre subreddit confirmed all this was true
>the subreddit becomes increasingly anti-Mike
>he has at least one person defend him
>an account called "elvis8atari" begins defending Mike, saying that Mike is a good guy and this is probably a difficult time for him, so we should go easy on him
>Mike is known to be a big fan of both Elvis and Atari
>he couldn't possibly be that stupid, could he?
>apparently he is
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Did Mike actually post a dick pic?

I gotta see this haha just for the lulz haha
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>>380683417
It's so amazing that his Elvis8Atari mishap led the the discovery of the Loco Bandito comics. This idiot is always shooting himself in the foot, and then shooting it again to try and stop the bleeding, and then blaming the fans for shooting himself in the foot in the first place
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>>380683661
What happened between them anyway?
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>>380683797
>people start googling "elvis8atari" and find out that it is indeed an old screen name used by Mike
>he's used it for years, trashing the Irate Gamer in forums
>people find out that Mike asked an old lady to make him a Klingon costume, presumably the one used in the AVGN Star Trek episode, and told her when she was halfway done that he needed it in a hurry and bought one somewhere else, and he paid her nothing, even though she had already bought the materials and put in a lot of work
>they also discovered that Mike wrote and drew a webcomic ~2004 called "The Loco Bandito"
>it's ASTOUNDINGLY unfunny, makes the Minecraft video look like a Marx Brothers film
>there are no jokes, just edgy racism
>Mike says he tried to get it published, but "no one had the balls"
>a Reddit mod recently e-mailed James' personal e-mail to tell him all of this, it seems James had no idea
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>>380683642
h-how does mike punish j-james
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>>380683879
google image search mike matei dickpic
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I see all you dipshits making another thread about me, whats wrong fags? Jealous that I can create good entertainment and make a career out of it? Or maybe it's because I get to fuck Jame's wife behind his back or sometimes right in front of him of the sofa?
Either way, My life will always be better than yours, so go ahead and continue making threads and stupid jokes about my videos, I have more talent in one finger than any of you will have in your pathetic lifetimes.
Oh and for the record, I didn't mean to put that minecraft video on the net, I was hacked and the asshole put it out in the open, it was supposed to be a joke. Anyways, thanks for the views I receive in future videos from you assholes, I'm sure James and I will look forward to it. Later dipshits.
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>>380682827
Building brown bricks
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Mike blatantly shilling and talking shit on DigitalPress

http://archive.is/ZRttp
http://archive.is/WREqV
http://archive.is/y0UYB
http://archive.is/e16uH
http://archive.is/P8H1G
http://archive.is/U3h0N
http://archive.is/YCtUR
http://archive.is/FY3v0
http://archive.is/wJAdo

I am Elvis8atari
I am Elvis8atari
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>>380683918
>people bitching about the comics and racism
Oh boy here we go.

Everything else is shitty but now we gotta throw that shit in and have a bunch of fags being faggots over gay shit.
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>>380683898
>This is something that really is just between him and I and I don’t think it’s everyones business frankly. But what I will say is that I don’t have a problem with him, I just decided to move on. It was never my intention for us to do lets play videos together until the end of time. At some point shows end. The videos we recorded were fun and we had a good run, but I got tired of it. He’s a great gamer and a great musician. I wish him well with that.
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>>380683107
>No, he used forced perspective to make it look larger but still about 7.5 inches

t. dick expert with experience on over 9000 dicks
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>>380682559
Bring back Bootsy. Bootsy is /ourguy/
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>>380682931
>infers
*IMPLIES* YOU FUCKING RETARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>380683990
>uncut

ew, it's like a worm
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>>380684261
Go away Weird Al
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why do you guys care so much that mike has a big dick, you understand that since your dicks are smaller than his you are the cucks in this relationship right?
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>>380684279
>cutfags being this insecure

You can cut a foreskin off anytime you like, but you can't regrow one. Also video games.
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>>380683920
he fires Bootsy
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>>380683123
>Bootsy asked for money since he was doing Bootsy Beats for free
>Mike refuses and apparently tries to fuck him over, ruining Bootsy's friendship with James
>Meanwhile Mike has been taking center stage at Cinemassacre for a long time with his fat fuck friend (who owns the YouTube network Cinemassacre is part of)
>Mike did a bunch of retarded shit like rip off old ladies on commissions and throw tantrums in forums

Mike is a bad person and singlehandedly killed Cinemassacre
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He's a good guy.

You shouldn't judge someone so harshly for years and years past.
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>>380684469
i've got like a 5.5" dick and I'm quite upset about it.
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>>380684657
Whoa whoa whoa where did this come from about Bootsy being screwed over money?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWua5-FZAak
>Do you have the audiobook of Mein Kampf
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>>380684469
Why does it matter what size dicks any of us have, nobody's going to ever see them but us.
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>>380683285
Thanks familia. Kind of a shame since I prefer Mike's on-screen chemistry compared to Ryan and some of the other rabble they've had on their shows over the years. But I guess it is to be expected when deep down he's a douche-nozzle.
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>>380684810
He was doing Bootsy Beats, then suddenly stopped appearing, and Bootsy said he'd be doing game videos on his own channel from now on.
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If James really doesn't reprimand Mike he is a true and genuine cuck. A spineless excuse for a man who just lets his retard friend drag his brand he's worked hard for over 10 years in the mud for no reason other than his own unrestrained childish ego and narcissism. This puts food on the fucking table and James is just gonna let Mike continue?
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>>380684978
It makes you feel superior. I'm 7" by the way.
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Don't mind me...
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>>380685182
7.5"

I win.

Now let's touch them together.
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>>380685069
Yeah but how does being paid factor into that? Where's the proof?
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>>380685182
>>380685275
I'm still 5.5" and that's not going to change.
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>>380684847
>What is the point of dying?
>Well there really is no point.
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>>380684182
hi mike
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>>380685336
Shut up and touch your dick to mine you homo.
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>>380685180
stop spitting out shit like you know anything

watch James's recent plans for the channel and it's obvious he does whatever he wants and keeps mike in check.
>>380685302
there is no proof. people love to hate.
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>>380685056
There were a few occasions I agreed with Mike on certain subjects (the 60's Batman video they did, also how normalfags who talk shit about Godzilla need to fuck off) but his bad behavior and overall really annoying personality easily makes me overlook those times. The guy is his own worst enemy just like CWC.
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>>380685398
re-read. Not defending him.
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>>380685585
ok mike
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>>380684657
I work for a company "in the know". James is really angry about Mike firing Bootsy cause Mike created a fake scenario to explain to James why he did it. James obviously found out that Mike was lying after the fact but he can't do anything because Mike owns part of the website or something. As to why Mike wanted Bootsy fired, no one knows for sure. My hot take is that it was a jealousy thing. Even the way Mike "explained it" on reddit, you could see through it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V24lQaB2Rkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbBK7ulRrHg

>they were right all along
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>>380682559
Literally.
Fucking.
Who.
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>>380685756
bullshit
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>bootsie shits on Richard Spencer on Twitter
>Get persona non grata from cinemassacre
>Mike bans fans and shows his dick on Twitter
>It's fine
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>>380685836
underage
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>>380684182
but thats all a good couple of the comics were, like, the punchline was racism, nothing clever or witty, you were supposed to laugh because of racism, read "Careful where you stick that thing" and tell me there is anything more going on there.
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>>380683797
>>380683918
>>380684657
Thanks for the more detailed disclosure. I was wondering whatever the hell happened to Bootsy. Also gives insight as to why that Ryan character has been showing up for the past year or whatever. Tbh I don't like watching Ryan as much as James or Bootsy (or even Mike), but he just has no chemistry with the others or appeal in general. He's not a sperg or, apparently, a shitty human being like Mike, but like I said: no appeal.
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>>380683797
>>380683918
I really hope none of that's true for the sake of the channel.

Cinnemasacre is one of the comfiest gaming channels around.
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>>380685836
lurk more
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>>380683285
>>380683312
>>380683797
>>380683918
reddit-tier reasons to hate someone
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>>380685836
Google you retarded nigger
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>>380684167
Anyone who is still in denial about Mike shitposting in here is a retard. He's been caught like 4 or 5 times. Look at his history! That's who he is and that's what he does. He was even dumb enough to get caught on Reddit
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>>380685180
What can he do, fire the guy who runs his company? These guys are both too aspy to do anything real about the situation.
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>>380685917
Yeah but of course now we're going to go down "that road" with this. I mean I understand that it's not cool, but, people say dumb shit all the time and we move on. It was however many years ago?

All the other shit is recent stuff he's done, so sure. I don't blame people for being pissed at him for that. But I don't get upset about jokes or comics or whatever.
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Aw, he's not such a bad guy :)
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>>380686143
This. Everyone's expecting an apology or explanation or accountability, but those two morons can't even pull up their own pants. Hate Ryan all you want, but we all know he's the smartest of the bunch
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>>380686410
Who were the guys that plan on bombarding Mike with their camera at the toomanygames convention next week? Sounds fuckin funny as hell. I hope someone cosplays as the Loco Bandito
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>>380686343
oh, yea ok, that makes sense, thought you were trying to say lazy racism wasnt a valid criticism of the comics. I agree that shit someone wrote some amount of time ago (to be fair not sure when they were written) shouldnt necessarily be used to judge them currently.

that said I do think it adds to the whole story with Mike seeing as his comedy right now is still pretty much just as lazy
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>>380686410
Are these two chucklefucks joined at the hip?
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>>380685180
All the more reason for James to tread the situation carefully. Does James even have a day job anymore? As far as I know, the Cinemassacre website and related projects are probably most of his income and he has a family to support. He isn't going to do himself any favors poisoning the brand. Granted, this bullshit with Mike can't and shouldn't go on forever, but how much of the situation do we even know to begin with?
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>>380686143
If Jay from RedLetterMedia pulled shit like this, Mike (RLM's Mike) would have no problem memeing it into Elder Scrolls IV.

James, as great as he is, can't meme. He can't. It's too unstructured for his aspy mind.
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>>380686782
The comics aren't funny really. I read, with no confirmation that they're from like 2004, but, I couldn't tell you. Some of the other things really bug me though.
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>>380687003
>poisoning the brand.

But this is what Mike is doing.
He's using the official Cinemassacre social media accounts to boast about and even post his penis. That's James face right there on the profile image.
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>>380685831
mike worships jontron
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>>380687175
Wasn't that a year ago?
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>>380686963
Dunno. Sorry, this was 2 years back. He talks a lot and is kind of unaware of what's happening around him but he seemed decent enough. Bootsy was kind of not really in tune with the show.
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James needs to send Mike to finishing school or something.
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>>380687139
Those particular comics are from when Mike was 24, but someone said that he was still making them years later and would put them up on his deviant art page. Everyone's trying to be like, "Awe, he was young and dumb. Leave him alone!" He was making that cringe as an adult and was trying to get it published!! He was tryin to make a career out of that shit!! Thank god James has coat tails for Mike to hang on to
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>>380682559
He needs to come clean with his autism
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>>380682559
Fight James to the death.
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>>380687601
>"Awe, he was young and dumb. Leave him alone!"
No, I'm saying only faggots look for people to permanently brand as racist or sexist or whatever. People make mistakes and you move on.
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>>380682559
Haven't you had enough shitposting in your own avgn subreddit?
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>>380685756
mike and bootsy have been friends since they were in elementary school

i find it hard to believe mike would "fire" bootsy

if he did fire bootsy it's likely because of all the SJW and flaming tweets bootsy made around the time of trumps inauguration. If that's the case it makes sense since that kind of shit is not what you want associated with your channel
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>>380687003
I really need to go re read rubyquest at some point.
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>>380687175
Good point. I guess the thorn in the side is really close to being a dagger in the heart.
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>>380686892
How many iPads are in play here?
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>>380682559
Cinnemassacre pretty much jumped the shark when james made the movie 3 years ago. I still watch the movie reviews and enjoyed the nathan barnett christmas episode.
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>>380682559
Miney Crafta sequel
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>>380686064
racist much?
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I want to see his dick please
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>>380687813
>Boosty tweets are bad for the channel
>But Loco Bandito and showing your cock is ok
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>>380682931
You can tell he fucking hates James
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>>380683797
>unsubscribed
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>>380688142
This is especially true since half the Cinemassacre demographic is children.
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>>380683098
>>380688159
you can see james actually flinch from Mike's stare. Poor james looks so scared
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>>380688142
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>>380682762
>implying it wasn't bad before last year
welcome to 4chan, hope you have a good summer
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>>380688561
Between Mike and his cunt wife I bet James gets no peace.
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>>380688609
Holy shit you're not kidding.
>"Let's fuck a bus"
>"I AM ALREADY FUCKING A BUS!"
>fuckingabus.jpg
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>>380688609
Stone throw away from being a Ben Garrison comic desu.
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>>380682706
>apologizing on the internet in 2017
it's like you want him to keep his controversy in the news cycle so people can shit on him harder

apologies never satisfy anyone online, anon. he's never going to live it down if he publicly notifies everybody that he did something shitty. think of the Last Night dev.
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>>380688609
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>>380688609
>those last four panels
So he was trying to get this published, huh.
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>>380689101
By "Jon" I hope he doesn't mean JonTron.
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>>380689230
NOONE HAD THE BALLS

#BADASS
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>>380687813
>somebody pops in to try and call Bootsy an SJW
>trying to turn /v/ against /ourguy/

Fuck off Mike.
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>>380683797
>Despite many of their fans being underage

I believe that but there's no way most of the fanbase isn't 18+. I vet it's mostly guys like me and others here who started watching 10+ years sgo when we were teens.
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>>380688609
If Mike has proved anything with Bandito, Gadget, and Elmo, it's that he's totally unaware of how unfunny he is. And he's narcistic enough to think that everything he does is funny enough to release. He's a sociopath, man, no doubt
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Mike is fine. Ryan is the worst.

He is the most charismatic member in Cinemassacre. He looks all sweating and sounds like theres food in his throat. Sure Bootsy wasn't perfect, but atleast I get theres some passion with the games he's talking about.

Also how the fuck are most of the comments praising him so much? Is this some bot thing?
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Can I get a quick rundown on how /vr/ outed Mike?
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>>380687837
Each Mike has an iPad with Minecraft installed
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>>380689658

you mean least right?

Every opinion Ryan spouts out is plain wrong. I hate him so much. He tries to sound like he knows what he's talking about but he doesn't
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>>380682559
He and Ryan should stop making videos. They should accept that people don't want to see them.
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>>380689839
I ment to type uncharismatic, but yeah.
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>>380689734
I think it was /vr/ and /tv/ at the same time, and unfortunately reddit too. Mike fired all of the reddit mods on the cinemassacre board to try and take complete control so he could keep banning anyone who had constructive criticisms. So the mods started leaking conversations about Mike being a drunk psychopath. Mike tried to white knight himself as a "concerned fan", but was dumb enough to use his online alias for 10+ years. People look up elvis8atari, find his old website, find his old email address on that website, and then find the comics because his email address was like locobandito at yahoo. It was fucking amazing to watch in real time
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>>380689580
To be fair, Mike has put out a lot of good content as well, at least when he isn't trying to be funny, like all the stuff he produced during the time period when James was making the AVGN movie. It's too bad Mike's passion didn't lie with that informative type material and genuine humor that comes from when he does things like James and Mike Mondays and fucking Board James, instead of the shit with him trying to be funny like with the racist comics and whatnot.
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>>380688609
I laughed
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>>380682762
>about a year now
More like 5
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he could try necking himself
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>>380690402
Yeah he's done good content, for example the Donald Duck game reviews, but it's a drop in the bucket compared to all the times he's beyond insufferable and his shitty behavior.
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>>380682631
Brown dicks
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>>380683293

Hey Mike! Nice noodle dick.
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>>380689658
>how the fuck are most of the comments praising him so much
yes fake sock puppet accounts. probably created by mike and ryan
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It's cyclical. Let the reddit asshurt fade and the brown bricks meme go stale again and the hate will stop.
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>>380689230
dude drugs make you act kooky xD
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>ryan likes until dawn
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>>380690946
Yeah they are sockpuppets from Ryan's company Screenwave Media, they also try to damage control on 4chan and lebbit. One kid made a video about Loco Bandito and within minutes he had a ton of dislikes.
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>>380690946

I can understand Mike having maybe 3 or 4 fans but Ryan is a dumb faggot with zero appeal and screen personality.
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>>380682762
Tbh the last good things they did was Board James and the last Monster Madness. Everything else has slipping in quality, especially AVGN. The only thing I can still enjoy is James and Mike Mondays, except when it's a Ryan/some-other-random-guest-star(s) episode.
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>>380690965
There has never been a time in history where people liked Mike Matei
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>>380682559
he's already redeemed in my mind <3
wew what a cock
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>>380683629
a decade ago he apparently drew some comics that used super mean hurt no-no doubleplusbad words so he is literally super ultra mecha Hitler^2
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>>380690946
>>380691291
>>380691132
they really overplayed their bluff.
did they really expect us to believe he's enthusiastic, articulate, and funny? At least try to sound like a real youtube comment
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If you're talking about the minecrap thing, it's old news, before it became a normalfag meme, /v/ shat on him for weeks when it first happened, and suddenly stopped criticizing him after they found out his dick size.

Suddenly it was BASED MIKE
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>>380691351
*blart*
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>>380691810
Did he post his dick specifically to stop people from talking about Miney Crafta?
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>>380691810

Go to bed Mike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP4XBFo8GoQ
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>>380690583
IN MY WIFE
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>>380692004
who the fuck made that image
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>This far into the thread and no pictures of Mike with the JUST haircut

Dissapointed in you /v/.
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>>380689658
Ryan owns Cinemassacre via ScreenWave. ScreenWave is a network on YouTube. So it's easy to see how someone like Ryan can abuse the system in his favour with these bots, when he outright can police channels via the network.

If you think Ryan is bad on screen, you should hear the horror stories related to management of channels.
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>>380692393
>you should hear the horror stories related to management of channels.
Like what?
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>>380685831

>BUT FOR NOW WE CAN ONLY SEE THE BEAST

i miss you jon
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>>380692282
That's because Mike keeps getting away with it.
James is the one who wears the JUST crown.
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Real patricians know that the channel was doomed to be eternal shit the moment it changed from JamesNintendoNerd to ((((Cinemassacre))))
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>>380693183
this
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>>380692393
Was it really Ryan who fired Bootsy and Kyle on the same day, but people are blaming Mike? Is Mike actually Ryan's puppet? Is James involved? IS THIS A MEXICAN STANDOFF?? That channel needs to fuck off, it's become an embarrassment to the gaming community
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>>380692597
Oh where do I begin? Let’s take the most recent fuck up shall we! TooManyGames (A convention) is funded in part, by Ryan and ScreenWave. Because of this, network members can attend for free if they produce a video promoting that they are attending the event via a unique URL to sell tickets.

Slight problem here; ScreenWave didn’t provide any network members emails with these links. Nope, it was only until LAST WEEK that they realised this problem what with barely any YouTubers plugging the fucking event. So surely they just send out a randomised link and everything will be dandy?

WRONG. They end up sending a pre-wrote draft email for MAGfest 2016 with the name entry point replaced with a number. “Dear 17, we hear you are going to...”

They did this two more times (For ConBravo and MAG17) before FINALLY sending the right code.
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Do you guys think he has manage to get past his autism and put that cock to good use on good number of ladies?
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>>380683107
Spoken like a 13 yr old virgin who's trying to impress the kids on the bus. If anyone believes Mike here, you deserve to get shot. This is cringe like no other
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>>380682559
Make amends with bootsy and do vids with bootsy again.
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>>380691382
>Being this new

People started liking Mike because of the Mike and Bootsy videos since they were lrgit comfy.
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Someone post the killing James like a dog pasta already, i crave it.
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>>380682559
>him and the fat fuck shitting on Dead Rising 1 and citing D44M as a better game to play
He can only redeem himself by jumping off of a cliff.
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>>380693389
Fucking Jacob
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>>380682559
Nothing, because there is nothing that needs to be reddemed.

I make more money than all of you, have influenced gaming more than you, and I am more creative than you can even begin to imagine.

Oh, and to top it all off, I have a ten inch (yes I measured it, so stop asking) penis, the size that makes even condoms hard to put on, so I always have to go XL.

Check my picture for proof, if you are too bitter to accept the truth.

Oh, and you can all shut the fuck up about that Mine-craft video I made, it was just a fucking joke, and a lame one at that, which was the point... it was ironic.

If you virgins really want a good laugh, check out the comic I made, it is hilarious, and once again proves just how funny and creative I am.

Publishers will never have the balls to publish my comic, but I assure you, even in infamy, it will always be more popular than you.

Oh, and the move was not THAT bad, and even if you think that, stop fucking sending me -mails about it, I barely did any of the shots or script work for it, so it was out of my hands from the start.

Inspector Gadget and all that shit, enjoy your meme shit.

P.S.: Do not re-upload that Mine-craft video again, seriously guys, I am tired of having to send out DMCA notices every week, so just fucking stop, it is pathetic,
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>>380693717
So people liked Bootsy, not Mike, is what you're saying. Sadly, I don't think we'll ever see Bootsy return. Why would he with all this shit going on with Mike self destructing and James sitting on his couch with his thumb up his ass afraid to do anything about it
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>>380693917

Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have.
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>>380693320
Ryan controls everything tied to the network Anything that has the ScreenWave logo on it, he has the final say. Hell, he even has his fingers in the pies of channels not even signed to him (TBFP website, Hidden Block, Normal Boots)

Prior to those guys being fired, they also fired another staff member that managed to sign Vinesauce to the brand for them. Oh and encase you are curious who one of the network managers are now, well they got replaced with 8-Bit Eric.
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>>380693320
Kyle was never fired, he left on his own and much earlier than Bootsy's disappearance. He needed more time to try and pursue a music career and to spend time with his family. Plus he lives considerably far away. At least that's the "official" response.

>>380693547
He does have a girlfriend, but I can only imagine the kind of cunt she is.
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>>380694002
People liked the atmosphere of the video and the interactions between 2 old friends. James is too shy so he's quiet a lot during videos unless he starts sperging about movies, while Mike and Bootsy felt more natural.

It's not just Bootsy.
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>>380694032
>Ryan is the puppetmaster

How do we stop him?
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>>380694124
link to official response?
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>>380694032
Holy fuck, is Ryan the most powerful person on the internet? Is he filthy rich and can he control e-velebs at will?
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>>380694003
Shut the fuck up. What are you, a 12 year old?
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>>380694032
You seem to legit know a lot of inside shit. I was kidding about Kyle being fired, but the rumors are true? Inside dirt is welcomed. I knew that Ryan was a shark underneath all that fat, grease, and sweat!
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>>380693917
let me see that w e i n e r
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>>380694174
It IS just Bootsy, because Mike alone is insufferable. Bootsy was the Autist Whisperer. He and he alone made Mike tolerable
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>>380689839
>Every opinion Ryan spouts out is plain wrong
I'm glad I'm not the only person who thinks this. How the fuck does somebody like him exist?
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>>380683285
>dick pic
GIMME NOW
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>>380693183
fuck off cinemassacre was great back in the day, it was always james's website and mike had no more impact than he had on the nerd episodes, they just merged the two channels together at one point
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What are the chances Bootsy and cinemassacre split because of politics?
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I genuinely think we could use some CWC-level kiwifarms type autists to try and explain what Mike meant by some of these jokes. What was supposed to be funny about "Mineycrafta"? It's like My Wooden Badge Was Delicious levels of incomprehensible
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how do I find the picture of his dick
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>>380694359
I am Inspector Gadget and III love to play Minecrap!
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>>380694790
google it you homo
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>>380694927
google image search mike matei dickpic dumbass
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>>380692225
Watch the video.
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>>380694690
Will this be the new Chris Chan??
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Did Matei write the script and song for AVGN?
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>>380694814
i really hope not. booty and mike were friends since childhood.
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>>380694883
Mike samefags to defend himself the same way Chris used to. Even their syntax is the same ("going through a rough patch", "James DID NOT SCOLD HIM!!!"etc)
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>>380695063
- mike
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>>380695057
mike is always good to the booty
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>>380695001
>10''

is he human
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brown bricks
long dicks
my old website had comics about dirty spics
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>>380694254
>>380694349

Ryan has power due what he is affiliated with. ScreenWave is small YouTube network, which appeals to a lot of larger channels that wanted to bail from Maker, Machinima etc. Big fish, small pond syndrome basically... Oh and they offered 90/10 rates before that became the standard thanks to Curse.

During the first major ad crisis, they signed pretty much every notable animator (Since they have shares in the advertising for Newgrounds btw) and since than, have been silently signing names from Maker and Machinima for the last few years. Easy to find who is signed to them, it's public info on the YouTube channel.

The network also places funding into cons and recently game publishing. Most notable being TooManyGames. However they do stuff at MAGfest also; perfect locations to swap business cards without any emails to trace back to. Can't say you are tapping up cilents from rivals without a data trail.

The network itself has less than 1000 or so names signed, which is why Ryan and ScreenWave get a free-pass from the shit they pulled compared to Maker/Curse etc.

Oh and here is something to wake you up... Ryan partly owns Retroware also.
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>>380695057
Well it's kinda weird that they unfollowed each other on all social media. It really makes it seem like something happened. But you can tell bootsy and james are still cool cuz they still follow each other.
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>>380695236
In Minecrap I build brown bricks.

On the internet, I post my long dick.

In comics, I make fun of dirty spics.
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>>380695057
Yeah and people can definitely change over the years. As far as anyone else knows, cracks could've been showing up in their relationship for years, especially given the kind of person Mike is. It's not hard to outgrow someone like that.

>>380695042
Kyle did. Why is this even a question?
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>>380694814
It's the meme that Mike and Ryan have been trying to push after no one bought the excuse that he left to pursue a music career (the same excuse they gave for Kyle). Anyone who follows Bootsy on twitter knows that he hasn't been political enough to warrant being fired. Their latest excuse being pushed in here is that he was fired for being lazy, which again, no one believes. Also, nearly every non-ironic dick meme in here is someone from screen wave or Mike himself, and the talking point "witch hunt" when defending Mike is a giveaway too. Ryan has a bigger presence than anyone could know. (pun)
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>>380694425
ScreenWave’s management is designed intentionally that nobody can be bigger, smarter or brighter than what Ryan allows you to be. Bootsy happened to be someone on the channel that achieved that. This is why the staff at ScreenWave happen to either be blood related (His sister and apparently for a brief period Cousin) worked for him or ex-creators of failed channels. I say failed channels as both 8-Bit Eric and Justin Silverman of Silvermania are the two leads within “Community Management”

Ryan is also fully aware of Mike's dick pic and other actions. Since it's Mike that pulled the bullshit, it protects his image on the channel and if James is gonna have to fire someone; we know who'll stay between the two if such events took place.
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I always wondered why Bootsy Beats was just Battletoads and Silver Surfer before it just abruptly stopped. I would have liked to see some more obscure hard as fuck games to try.
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>>380688541

Kids still follow cinemassacre? Isn't the vast majority of his fanbase people who watched him as kids/teens a decade ago?
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>>380688609
this is fucking hilarious.
i legit lold 4cham is reddit tier nowadays sensitive tranny fucks
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>retrogaming channel
>have one (1) person who knows how to play retrogames and is actually informed about him
>fire him
masterful
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I'mStartingToFearForJames'Life
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>>380695798
bootsy beats was only battletoads
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>>380695003
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wtf i hate mike now
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>>380695776
Damn, this is cut throat. I was at MagFest a couple of years ago and saw Kyle selling some cinemassacre merch and Ryan selling the rest separately far away from each other. I thought that was weird. From how you make Ryan out to be, did this contribute to Kyle getting fired too? Is he that big of a dictator?
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/ourguy/ is trapped in all of this bullshit, will this be the final nail to the coffin of AVGN series?
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>>380696660
no, right now James is working on the next Angry Video Game Nerd episode.
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>>380695956
#saveJames
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>>380696660
I feel the youtube shit is his only revenue stream and he has a child now, so he has no choice but to continue even though he is basically an employee of his autistic retarded friend and his fatter, more retarded and more autistic friend of a friend
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>>380695776
What did James and Ryan think about all this Mike shitstorm and what is Ryan's contingency plan to protect his own business when the inevitable happens and some Kotaku or Polygon SJW writes an article on a slow news day? By staying silent and still appearing on videos with the Bandito he makes himself complicit. This shit's gonna blow up in their faces one of these days.
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>>380696795
they had that whole ghostbusters 2016 controversy. It blew over though.
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>>380696875
Refusing to talk about a movie is different from making comics where a guy talks about hating niggers and pissing on a towelhead's turban
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>>380695956
What makes you say that buddy?
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>>380682559

What did he do?
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>>380682559

Have Cinnemassacre release a special flagellation episode of Bootsy Beats titled "Bootsy Beats Mike With a Baseball Bat".
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>>380696742
Perfect hashtag. I'll be using it

>>380696875
James was right during that Ghostbusters shit, though. He did nothing wrong, so staying silent was the right choice. This is different, though. Mike has a laundry list of shady, unethical, and seriously disturbing behavior. Staying silent is gonna have the opposite effect
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>>380696660
Mike getting caught pedo-grooming James's daughter.
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>>380694174
Go away Mike
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>>380695776
Ohhhh shit, now I get it. Bootsy saw all of the shady shit that Mike and Ryan were pulling behind James's back and he spoke up, that's why he's gone. Fuckin A, what a revelation. But how come Bootsy is staying silent about it? Is it a breach of contract thing? Bro, this is huge
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>>380696609
My time within the network was brief, but Ryan is not what I’d call sociable with most of his clients or staff. He typically allows his staff to be the ones to take the hits if anything negative happens. So no, it does not shock me that both happened to be distant at an event like that.

>>380696795
It’s unlikely to ever happen, it does not have any punch like a hashtag. Mike is not the focus on the channel and considering the “talent” signed by the Network... Well, let’s just say when you have guys like AlphaOmegaSin posting near nude selfies on Facebook, Silvermania having a convicted pedo on the payroll and BroTeam instigating shit, what drama comes is only ever directed at the creator and never the network.
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>>380696660
He's a spineless cuck who let an autistic unlikeable faggot decimate his channel because "lel i knew him for a long time"

Funny how that didn't save Bootsy though. James is a piece of shit.
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>>380693917
an hero yourself you fucking waste of oxygen.
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>>380682559
He should own the whole "brown bricks" thing. Make some shirts and put the video back up.
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Should we kill Mike?
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>>380688609
It's not without it's charm.

If you cut it down a bit, I'd say it'd be downright funny.
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>>380682559

You guys should really lay off on Mike. I hear he's a really great guy and that he's going through some hard times right now, also that he's a giant dicked sex God with a great sense of humor and a charming personality, also Bootsy was asking for it.
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>>380697646
I meant in regards to Ryan/Kyle if Ryan got Kyle fired so he can take control of all the merch. Sounds like a conspiracy theory now that I think of it. Thanks for all the insight. Everything is starting to make sense
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>>380684847
>My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly brown bricks
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>>380685917
>capcha: mexico poison
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can we just spam the channel about how much we hate ryan and mike?
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>>380683107
>>380682949
>>380682706
someone please post the fucking pic i need this
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>>380688609
Wow, this was painful to read.
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Should we kill Mike?
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>>380698469

You've been warned.
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>>380698379
Mike will just delete them

It's time to email every single news outlet that covered the Ghostbusters story, and every convention they're set to appear at until the story gets out
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>>380697668
Tbh Mike brought a lot of good energy to their shows when he initially stopped working exclusively behind the scenes and the small roles and started doing upfront things likes James and Mike Mondays. But now his presence is aging worse than a glass of milk left in the sun with more and more of his skeletons coming out of the closet and things like the dick pic. If only James had any foresight to what was happening to his work.
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>>380697625
It’s complicated and all over the place for ol’Bootsy. It’s very clear that the mismanagement is intentional or potentially just a case of a manchild acting like a massive retard. Either way... That sums up YouTube 101 for everyone involved. Many of the names on the network struggle with drama, confrontation or just speaking up. Bootsy is one of them. Those that don’t have bullied themselves into comfortable positions either in office or promotional wise with cons/merch.
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>>380698650
>>380697810
what did he mean by this
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WoW yOu GuYs SuRe ArE tIrEd, DoN't YoU GuYs FeEl LiKe IT's TiMe To Go To BeD? hAhA jUsT gO tO sLeEp GuYs!
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>>380693719
seconding this
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>>380698379
Ryan has set up a word filter to hide posts that state certain things, whereas he has bots to post other things. Send all the hate you want, a heap of avatarless accounts will just state how cool Ryan is and auto-like content from Screenwave shows.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwDa853Mq00
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Should we kill Mike?
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>>380699123
How?
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>>380699213
with BROWN BRICKS
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>>380698814
Elvis8atari trying to get the thread deleted maybe
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>>380699213
With brown bricks
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>>380688541
Goddamn I want to fug Otako.
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>>380699340
That's exactly what the Loco Bandito is doing right now. Trying his hardest to get all of this erased. Also just noticed that he's tried to scrub all pictures of the gap that used to be in his front teeth a few years ago. 10 points to whoever finds one!
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>>380700134
Someone needs to say fuck it and start emailing anyone and everyone to fuck this faggot's life over until he steps down

They go to cons all the time, at least one of these con promoters somewhere must be an SJW who will cancel their appearances(or at least Mike's) at the con then it will snowball from there and get the story out

Notice how Mike stopped tweeting for a while there because he was scared but is now back to several tweets a day. He thinks he's in the clear and is getting cocky about it again. Fuck Mike he needs to suffer and pay.
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>>380701078
Ryan sounds like a more insidious threat now more than Mike, who's just a retard and a sociopath but relatively powerless.
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>>380685756
What was the fake scenario he said to James?
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>>380684025
ur shit at video games and your horse is a girl
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>>380682941
But soduku is a boring game
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>>380701197
It looks like Ryan manipulates Mike who manipulates James for him. I thought James was too big of a pushover to do a single thing about it, but he's probably just dumb. I wonder if Bootsy tried to intervene on James's behalf. That's what seems to have happened based on the screen wave guy's account
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>>380701197
If Mike and Ryan were good guys, then you'd never see people leaking shit about them. They must be such incredible assholes that their coworkers are dying to let everyone know
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>>380688609
are these really by Mike?? Not shopped or anything?

I'm surprised they're not more widely known, they would totally get his ass kicked off anything involved with AVGN.

Personally, I'm more offended by the lack of punchlines.
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>>380682927
oh good, i love building sand castles!
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>>380702470
we found these just recently following the elvis8atari name
Also Mike had them scrubbed from the Internet Archive
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I dont why you people are aiming for Youtubers like Mike or Jontron, its fucking sad. Atleast get the ones who are real assholes
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>>380702884
t. Screenwave Media
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>>380690402
James and Mike monday is fucking painful to watch. Neither of them know jack shit about video games. Watch the Indiana Jones or Star Wars N64 ones. Also the Comix Zone and Sonic 2 ones. Hell, watch Mike's Frogger stream where he consistently struggled to beat the first fucking level. James and Mike are shit.
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>>380702884
Jontron doesn't even make content anymore, he doesn't qualify as a Youtuber.
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>>380702562
fuck. They're definitely drawn in his style and I see there's that comment where he acknowledges making those on the side but is there concrete proof that he's elivis8atari?

I wouldn't mind covering something like this on my channel at some point in the future when the timing's right.
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>>380703130
Reddit TheCinemassacreTruth has almost all the info listed if you're up for doing some digging
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>>380703130
read the quick rundown posted above >>380683797
>>380683918
>>380684167

he has used the name for over a decade going back to his Kaboom fansite. And he loves both Elvis and Atari.
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>>380701824
I'm fairly certain James is an astute person (not that you need to be to asset the situation here), but he's in a really shitty position given he has his family's welfare to think of and from being so low on the totem pole. I'm sure in a decade from now, James will have a book or video interview detailing how shitty the situation really was and how he just had to grin and bear it. Yeah he can walk away and go back to a 9-to-5 job, but as shitty as having Mike/Ryan's bs hang over him, Cinemassacre still enables him to pursue his passion.
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>>380703130
t. TheGamerFromMars
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>>380703130
Strike while the iron's hot. Make the video now while everyone still gives a shit
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>>380703559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqUYfpJcnts
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>>380682559
Suck off James on cam
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>>380703930
These comics are actually fucked
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>>380682927
He looks like the kid from Toy Story here
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>>380703552
But that's the point. If he doesn't do anything soon, Mike's gonna ruin everything for James. Mike's already tarnished cinemassacre's reputation, what's stopping him from destroying ad revenue and shit. James might not have a future if Mike keeps this up. Who know what else is gonna come out?
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>>380704058
first time on /v/?
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>>380703930
It's almost hilarious how there's no fucking punchline whatsoever.
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>>380704150
I've been on 4chan about 10 years and Mike's comics are some of the worst shit I've seen for the sheer fact I cannot grasp how he thought they were at all funny. It's the same shit as an eight year old screeching poopoopeepee all day and thinking it's hilarious. Just like Mineycrafta they are so UNFUNNY that you laugh more at the fact they exist more than actual content.
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>>380703552
James is a scared little cuccboi letting his asshole "friend" steal his channel from him
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>>380704374
>It's the same shit as an eight year old screeching poopoopeepee all day and thinking it's hilarious
Have you not seen him in a video? That's literally his humor.
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>>380703552
>>380704424
James is quite literally in the snakepit and surrounded by people who will destroy him including his cow of a wife who is clearly shitting out babies like a speed demon for some sinister purpose (welfare??)
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>>380704374 (partly repleying to your post)
>calling Mike a "racist" as if it's a derogatory term on 4chan of all fucking places
>trillion rumors (e.g. star trek suit, old forum posts) flying around but with zero sources to back up

Everyone basically knew the guy has a shit sense of humor from day one since he can only do toilet and (very basic) sex jokes, and we are all fully aware that he only works sometimes when he took part on screen with James on AVGN, I personally LOATHED shit pickle, the green guy who represent game bugs or something and the lion, that was bar-none the worst performance he ever did on camera.

call me a tinfoil hat wearing /pol/lack but this group attempt to discredit him seems way too organized, yes people make shitty decisions when they are young, yes people are racist (which is more of a crime nowadays since this site is infested to the brim with normie leftists) but none of the stuffs he did deserves a group lynching of this magnitude.
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>>380704616
Once Mike destroys the channel with hos bullshit gaffes his wife will divorce him and take half his shit and he won't even be able to afford his medication for his balding head

The future is dark for James, he needs to fire Mike now before it's all over for him.
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>>380704740
>the green guy who represent game bugs
That wasn't Mike, that was James' other friend that helped him write the movie.
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>>380704740
nobody gives a shit about the "racism", the comics are just unfunny, crude and clearly trying to rip off Johnny Ryan and R Crumb. Mike wanted this shit published!
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>>380704848
oh okay, but that was probably one of his shitty attempts at humor IMO.
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>>380704848
Yes glitch gremlin wasnt Mike. Mike helps James write the episodes not the movie
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>>380684657
>ruining Bootsy's friendship with James
Hope that's not true. When I first saw him on board james I was like “who is this newfag“, but he is actually a funny actor and made all the board james songs which are total bangers

I guess he's officially Motherfucker Mike now?
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>>380704740
>call me a tinfoil hat wearing /pol/lack but this group attempt to discredit him seems way too organized, yes people make shitty decisions when they are young, yes people are racist (which is more of a crime nowadays since this site is infested to the brim with normie leftists) but none of the stuffs he did deserves a group lynching of this magnitude.
The thing is people watch (or originally began watching) Cinemassacre for James and now he's barely even on his own channel.

I barely even associate James's own face with himself anymore because every time I see a comment posted with it as a picture, it's always Mike talking behind it.
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>>380704740
No one cares about the racist shit newfag we're trying to get him fired because he's am unfunny faggot who fired Bootsy and is destroying James' channel. The comics are just a convenient tool that Mike left for us.
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>>380704894
so? it's not like here at /v/ we don't have daily LOL threads showing how many terrible webcomics that exists on this planet.
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>>380704987
poe's law is one hell of a drug.
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>>380704970
>SPLAT SPLAT, SPLATTIN BUGS IS WHERE IT'S AT

God I miss Bootsy his videos were the comfiest shit ever
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>>380705019
His comics definitely ring of R Crumb style. What are some other raunchy comics out there
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>>380705114
>maybe if i misuse this le ebin nu-pol kekistan tier reddit shit i just read about on pol last week then people won't think im a newfag

unironically neck urself
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>>380683797
>he couldn't possibly be that stupid, could he?
>apparently he is
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>>380705114
>everything is just sarcasm
yeah, nah
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>>380704740
this
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>>380704975
>The thing is people watch (or originally began watching) Cinemassacre for James and now he's barely even on his own channel.

I get this, but I also think it's reasonable for the other people involved with Cinemassacre that it's time they become more than James' occasional sidekick and branch out into more territories, it's never fun to see that only 1 guy in the group is getting all the credit and spotlight.

>380705245
no (You) for you today pham.

>>380705248
I legitamtely can't tell, I mean come on
>""we're"" trying to get him fired
>No one cares about the racist shit newfag

that's something I would post for a quick hit of (You).
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>>380705630
I just want James to do something regularly, it doesn't have to be games since clearly he doesn't care much about them. I enjoy his movie reviews but even then he can't do it without fucking Mike there,
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>>380683797
That's it?
I still like him.
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>>380705630
t. Michael T. Matei
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>>380705461
He's a big guy.
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>>380704740
you need to go back

>>380704828
he's fucked either way desu, although firing mike now has the better chance at a non-terrible outcome after the initial fallout.
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>>380705630
>elvis8atari
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>>380705803
>I enjoy his movie reviews but even then he can't do it without fucking Mike there

His monster madness stuffs are pretty good but nobody fucking watches them.

Also to echo /tv/'s opinion of James, he likes good movies for weird reasons and he often misses the actual point of the things that made the movie good so I never take his movie reviews seriously, regardless they are still enjoyable.

>>380705843
>>380705905
k
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>>380705630
>it's never fun to see that only 1 guy in the group is getting all the credit and spotlight.

It is when it is James, and my only alternatives are Mike or Ryan. View counts would agree with me, also.
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>>380705461
SO BIG SO STRONG
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>>380705985
>mention /pol/ in a passing sentence
>get standard ledditor reflex response

how surprising
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>>380706141
James Playlist Junkie videos dont seem to get many views but I doubt he cares
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>>380683312
I hate trying to play internet detective, but after all of my experiences at conventions, I have no reason to believe that this seamstress was actually providing a good product on time for that price. More than likely, she was taking a really long time to deliver anything and Mike god fed up with it.

Mike is still in the wrong though, fuck that guy
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>>380706142
He has a big dick but I think that one is just a pants-crease
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The Angry Video Game Nerd falls in love with the Irate Gamer.

Unable to confess, James Rolfe is gifted by a deus ex machina with Chris Bores' phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Bores, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression and says, "GET THE HEYL OUT OF MAH PROPERTY!" then heaves an exasperrated sigh. After some investigation, James finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy who plagiarized him. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the Irate Gamer's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with AVGN's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PLAGIARISM.
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>>380706141
no, I mean for the other people involved in making the show, not the audience. nobody likes being the sidekick unless you achieve rich/jay-tier in RLM where the show is 50% less funny once you are off screen.
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>>380706069
t. Michael T. "The Loco Elvis8atari" Bandito Matei
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>>380706212
Go look at an arcade playthrough with and without James. When James is a "guest" on a segment views can go up ten fold sometimes. These are facts.
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>>380706321
>>>/a/ and st/a/y there
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>>380706212
They are literally James' autism on display. I've literally watched every other cinemassacre video but I can't watch them. I get too much second hand embarrassment.
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9 inches is too much at that point it's just jabbing. And his is pushing 9.5 or more
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>>380706321
What is this in reference to? Is this pasta?
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>>380706464
Do you think James actually doesn't realize most of his audience doesn't care about old heavy metal?
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>>380706321

Already a thing.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90
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>>380706594
>cut
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>>380706492
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/5iux93/what_is_the_a_boy_falls_on_love_with_a_girl_copy/
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.. that doesnt even look fully hard
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>>380706628
Nah I think it's just rolled up
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>>380706682
Guys with really big dicks often can't get completely hard.
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>>380706682
not all dicks "function" the same way, I knew a friend back in highschool who have a huge dick even when flaccid, but apparently the size remains roughly the same even when it's hard.

also I am a grower, my dick is almost micro dick tier when flaccid.
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>>380705247
>>380705978
>>380706321

Bane falls in love with a CIA Agent.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the agent's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

He engages in banter with the government official when asked what happens if he takes off his mask. He says it would be very painful. The CIA agent says he's a big guy, then he answers, "FOR YOU."

Spurned by his lover, Bane investigates and finds out that the small guy he called is not the same person he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the CIA man's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAIN.
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>>380706321
FINDS
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>>380706594
Of all of Mike's videos where he goes through his house and apartment showing his setups and systems, there's never a table top seen that looks like that. Did no one think to look? He posted it, but it's definitely not his dick. Poor guy's life is over once a real dick pic comes out. There's no coming back
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Can some explain to me what happened?
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>>380705461
UUUU
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>>380706069
sounds to me more like /tv/ has shitty stock for its hivemind.
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>>380706981
He posted a different one on reddit with a condom on and it was obviously a different dick

He also posted the ruler one twice months apart.
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>>380706835

I can 2nd this anon. My dick is a thumb when im flaccid, but i'm above average when i'm hard.
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>>380698469

The fact that everyone merely talks about this supposed dick picture, but never actually posts it, makes me thing Matei didn't.

Had he truly done so, it'd be in the first ten replies of every Mike Matei/AVGN thread on /v/. It would be inescapable here.
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Does anyone think Mike has ever shown off his cock to James?
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>all this talk about james not knowing games when he has a basement full of them

Maybe Mike posted his dick because he was angry that his collection is like a 5th of james'
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>>380707167
People post it all the fucking time newfag and the leaked modmails confirm it

How new are you? No one wants to go through the hassle of getting banned to spoonfeed you ass when it's 2 clicks away on google.
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>>380707081
normally I would agree to your post but their TMNT, Power Rangers and the Mummy review leads me to believe otherwise.
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>tfw I've backed out of projects due to bad vibes from other people
>all those projects were shit shows with egos clashing and imploded later down the road
>even stepped down as an artist on a friend's project once he started letting it get to his head and treated me like a dog

Reading this thread makes me even more paranoid when it comes to working with people. I feel like I'm too honest for the backstabbing and cutthroat nature of the entertainment business.
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>>380707234
eureka!
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>>380707167
see >>380706594
>>380705461
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>>380706628
You've never seen a penis in your life have you
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>>380707234
>what is a set

It's fake, he's a "film maker" and finally found an audience of mongoloids stupid enough to lap up his hackneyed garbage.
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>>380707273
I think you just have shitty friends/bad luck anon.
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>>380707262
what happened with these reviews?
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>>380687402
He posted his penis like a month ago.
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>>380706594
Obviously a stunt dick. FAKE!
- /v/ probably
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Castle my asshole
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kinda hot
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>>380707371
They liked it "for the wrong reasons", some of the aforementioned are decently made movies but they liked it because they recognize the references instead of the good qualities.
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>>380707273
You are just a wimp
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>>380705461
how can black boys compete
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>>380707578
The liked The Mummy?
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>>380706981
>never a table top like that

Can't google image search the dick tho. Is it Ryan's dick?
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>>380707105
What happened is that he was posting dick pics that weren't his to fan the flames of the "big dick" meme as a joke, but he loved the attention that he brought on and the reputation that he created for himself, and now he'll never admit that they're fake. That's until a parent files a lawsuit or complaint that Mike exposed himself to their kid through social media, and Mike has to prove that it wasn't his dick in order to save himself from becoming a registered sex offender
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>>380698469
literally google it faggot
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>>380705461
BIG BLACK BOX
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>>380707550
Is jon tron done making videos forever?
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>>380707679
I haven't seen their mommy review yet, I probably typed my previous post up with that movie in my mind.
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>>380707785
I hope so.
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>>380707578
he also thinks Episode 2 is a normal blockbuster and Episode 3 is actually good
James has no taste in movies, even tho' he's very passionate about them
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>>380707743
>Hulk Hogan's penis is 10 inches, Terry Bollea's penis isn't.

Will he claim the "Hulk Hogan" defense and say it's Motherfucking Mike's penis that's 10 inches?
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>>380707819
you dont like jon tron?
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>>380707785
probably
5 months without a video is nothing weird for him tho'
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>>380707679
Mike fucking hated The Mummy, James naturally defended it because it's a Universal monster, even though it has literally fuckall to do with either the original or Brendan's. Mike was in the right for once I must say.
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>>380707915
Isn't it longer than 5 months since Jon tron made a video
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>>380707687
Mike got it personally from someone on Grindr. Btw, stay away from "Elvis8Atari" if you ever see him on there.....
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>>380707785
he is slowly drifting towards sell-out territory anyways so it's probably better if he stay dead, I rather watch his older ones than his modern high-budget ones tbqh.

>>380707835
inb4 prequel defense force spouting "you just hated it because Mike told you to!"
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>>380707974
Didnt jon post a video recenlty
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I really wish that cinnemassacre would realize that feminism is intrinsic to gaming and that they need to stop dodging the subject by covering old games since old game viewpoints are outdated. he needs to play less NES games and arcade brawlers and more important modern games like Gone Home or undertale..
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>>380707909
I haven't enjoyed his videos since before Food Games, feels like after Starcade he was more worried about having a fancy set with dumb prop gags than having decent content.
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>>380707480

>stunt dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsM2ZbQtulM
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>>380708071
His last video was last year.
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>>380708095
it's a good thing James didn't let his wife got into his head with this bullcrap.
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>>380708015
Has Jon come out and said whats up with not releasing videos? Im out of the loop
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>>380706594
I hope everyone realizes that due to the way the light hits the table, there should be a visible shadow below the penis if it was remotely close to the table, where the tape measure's at.

It's pretty obvious the tape measure's sitting at a low height coffee table, and he's standing up a foot or so above the table to take the dick pic with his phone.

It's called the illusion of perspective.

Essentially, I doubt that it's 10" until I see an actual ruler held against the penis, rather than in the background on a table, sitting an indeterminate distance from the penis.

>T. ancient penis theorist
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>>380707214
Write a fanfic about it.
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>>380708102
Did Jon ever have writers?
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>>380708169
I have the same doubts too tbqh because his dick was really straight yet his balls wasn't flattened out despite him placing it on the table at this position.
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>>380706321
Greatest love story ever told.
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>>380708169
Maybe not but still looks big
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>>380708151
he became a nazi and got killed by Antifa
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>>380708151
It's not bullcrap the medium as a whole is under siege by people who want to take everything back to the 1950's! .
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>>380708297
wait whoa. Did Jon say that? If so where
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>>380708274
It's worth an awkward laugh just for the shock value of it. It would have worked as a one off thing, but definitely not as an actual series.
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>>380708362
He wants to illegally send all undocumented immigrants back. And he's using video games as a platform to promote his toxic ideology.
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>>380708360
I sense a wasted joke here.

>>380708169
>T.
>capitalizing the T in t.
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Is Mike one of /pol/'s /guys/?
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>>380685836
IKR
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>>380708475
>illegally send
>illegals back
better luck next time
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>>380708475
>toxic ideology

but sending undocumented (i.e. illegal) immigrants is legally justifiable though?

is it the self preservation talking or is certain personal interest involved?
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>>380708623
>Mike hated ep 1
>James liked the prequels

it's all so clear now
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>>380708642
It doesn't matter if it's legally justfiable, the person making the laws is a tyrant and a fascist.
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>>380708509
Eh. I write technical documents for a living. I have a habit of automatically capitalizing the first letter at the start of a new paragraph or sentence.
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>>380708567
>big dicked white guy who makes fun of Mexicans and is a fan of vidya reviewers

Mike Matei isn't just /pol/. He's everything /v/ wants to be and more.
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>>380708475
So Jon hates immigrants?
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>>380708715
I have no knowledge of the history of your legislation enactments in USA but I am pretty sure the laws regarding immigration and deportation were in place well before DRUMPT's rise to power.

>>380708730
fair enough.
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>>380708715
>the president makes the laws

I must say, your bait is of excellent quality.
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What do you think Jon thinks of Trump? I wonder if he voted for him
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>>380708797
Jon is a self-hating immigrant. Like a black KKK member.
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>>380708896
>all immigrants entered the USA illegally
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>>380690946
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>>380688609
There's a laugh deep down inside of me that wants to escape. A pity laugh. A desperate laugh. But as I look at the last panel, I can feel it being choked back down inside me. Not even /pol/ could be this unlikable.
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Is Mike a 4chan mod?
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yo wtf I was the first person to post in this thread with "Fucking my ass" and it a mod changed it to porn!!

What gives?!
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>>380706860
I know this is a rip-off of that one shitty fanfiction but I'm still waiting for a movie with a similar plot.
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>>380691810
I'm so glad that time is over. I felt like a fucking madman, going on to /v/ and seeing all of these (probably fake in retrospect) posts dickriding the worst part of the channel.
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>>380691810
You can get away with anything if you have a big enough dick.
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>>380686064
(You)
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>>380710621
But honestly I think it's too big. Do you think women enjoy anything over 9" ?
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>>380708475
>illegally send illegal immigrants back.
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>>380706321
>>380706860
Keit-ai finds a way.
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>>380710730
I would agree. Anything over 8 is probably pushing the limits of what a vagina can handle
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guys what if the dick pic is actually ryan's dick?
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>>380710080
Wouldn't surprise me at all if Screenwave has an in with at least one janitor

He got the e-celeb general removed off /vr/ that was a staple of the board since its inception
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>>380708169
That's a tiny lighthouse. No boat would be able to see that light.
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>>380711034
kek
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>>380710390
>probably fake in retrospect posts dickriding the worst part of the channel

nothin to see here folks
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>>380710858
You mean James.
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Why would Jon totally stop making videos because he doesn't like immigrants?
Really? That is what stops him from making videos?
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>>380711372
you think he can pay a studio by himself, posting two videos a year and not being an advertising whore?
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>>380711480
Why does Jon need a studio?
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>>380711302
What if they're all figments of James' immagination
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>>380711201
The best part of this is how he tries to make it seem like a girl on FB leaked his dick pic just so he could try and get it out there more. I'm laughing out loud.... he's so pathetic, I love every second of this clown
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>>380711535
maybe we are all figments of James imagination. Dun dun dun
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>>380711302
nah. his wife is way too non-subservient. if james's dick really was that big she would be tamed by it.
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>>380711681
deepest lore
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>>380711698
ouch
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>>380697646
Do you have any proof of any of this shit? Like, I want something to solidify hate for both Mike and Ryan, but this shit is starting to sound like /x/-tier creepypasta.

What do you have in the form of proof?
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>>380710319
>he doesn't know that Keit-ai already found a way
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>>380711698
Maybe she has an even bigger vagina
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>>380695318
Dang.
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>>380712087
Thanks, I'll go watch it.
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>>380712321
his hair looks better pushed to the side for what its worth
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>>380712248
where?
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>>380712514
?
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>>380712131
gross
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>>380711525
dunno, ask him
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>>380708442
That fucker stole that joke from a loony tunes episode. They had the exact same set up with the old-time penny-arcade flip book with the Arab girl, they just didn't take the unfunny route with the joke.
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>>380708824
No, it's not fair enough.

>>380708730
If you write technical documents for a living, you would naturally stop and reread the shit you just wrote. Your excuse is flying in a no-fly zone.
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Someone post the loco bandito comic with the pachinko and his balls
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>>380713586
It was already posted but got deleted
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>>380701738
and you're new
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Mike was great in his Motherfucker Mike character ( see the Crossfire episode of Board James )
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>>380714742
that motherfucker
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>>380688609
Wasted 5 seconds of my life to see this. What a waste indeed.
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>>380683293
hi Elvis8Atari
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Wow the last JonTron video was in NOVEMBER
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>>380715563
Was that the skateboard kid
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>>380715646
PSAs
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>>380715736
Oh that
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>>380715862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B--f-CcEyKk
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>>380683920
Last time he broke his daughter's arm.
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>>380688609
what if the four comics we found in the archives are the worst ones and all the others that were not saved are dark humor masterpieces? we may never know
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>>380716042
Who cares when you can just read R Crumb
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