If you were transformed into a goomba, what would you do?

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>>380676659
Form a tower and become the strongest being in the universe.

Probably walk back and forward between two pipes

Die, probably.

Play baseball with Donkey Kong or become a #NotAllKoopas refugee

Or, if I was forced, do my best to not be a shitty soldier and maybe even get a pair of wings or something. Pray to Godoomba every day because I know I'll see him soon. Beg for my life every time I hear "yahoo!".

I'd rather be a Shy Guy to be honest. At least I might have a dick

>>380676659
Masturbate. My entire body is a penis.

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>>380677308
>rather be a Shy Guy
Tell me about yourself. Why do you wear the mask?

>>380676659
Quit Bowser's army in protest and try to make a name for myself, make due with the shit hand I've been dealt. Maybe I'd get into dentistry or eyebrow pruning.

>>380677702
I'm very bashful

>>380677773
But you ain't got no arms, Lt. Goomba.

>>380676659
Look for the Goomba with tities.

Keep walking in a straight line until someone puts me out of my misery.

I'll wear a katana and a gi. Also, I'll have a beard. My blonde girlfriend will twerk with her big Goomba-titties.

>>380678173
Where's the gaijin goomba that twerks?

Hide the fuck away from Mario, and start training some stealth shit to hit from behind e.g. stand behind pipes and shit ready to attack

Touch Mario in the side.

>>380678327
Living in the haunted mansion

>>380676659
Hope I'm in Mario is Missing so I can fuck Peach.

>>380676659
I'd become a lonely Goomba trapped between 2 lives, I'd then keep on gaming for the rest of my life.

I'd jump

fuck the police

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>>380679110
What

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>>380679532
>He doesn't know

>>380679975
Oh, it's a porn thing.

It better not be a flash game. I can't play that shit.

>>380680216
I got bad news anon.
It's been in development for years and as a result is built upon Flash.

>>380676659
Step in front of a car and end my existence.

Mario was doing them a favor.

>>380676924
How can goombas support their own weight? They can easily be flatten into a pancake just by one stomp from a Italian manlet and judging by the weight of four gommbas, that's probably on par with Mario's weight.

>>380676659
I'd become Captain Goomba.

>>380681081
Mario and his comrades have god like stomping ability

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I think you're all forgetting something important that must be done

>>380677984
>>380677008
Kek

>>380681081
a FAT italian manlet
They've made him look thinner recently due to him having to be #marketablerolemodel but he was fat
The real question is how does a bean pole light enough to walk on water do it

>>380680615
Fuck

how do you jump?

>>380681926
I haven't played it in a long time, but I assume it'd be something like W, spacebar, or J/K. Read the instructions for controls.

>>380681081
Well judging by the way they are stomped they are probably not that heavy

>>380676659
Which canon? If we're in Paper Mario, I guess I just try to live my life in one of the villages. Anywhere else, I guess if I'm forced to work for Bowser, I might as well take advantage of it. I sneak Magikoopa books out of the castle and learn how to be a Goomba mage of some sort.

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How long can you survive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPAKhrhZ3Zg

>>380682663
Never even made it past the thumbnail and title.

Blame dem paragoombaz fo all our problemz

WE WUZ DA FIRST ENEMY N SHIT

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>>380682663
Someone actually took their time and effort to make a song devoted to the backlash of his disgusting Goomba fetish.