Crusador Kings 2

i aint got time to name shit that's just going to die before it reaches its teens

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>finally feel like hot shit and a big boy for uniting britain
>time to be a badass and conquer the world
>look at europe

where do i even begin

>>380677208
Scandinavia

>>380677208
Israel of course

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>>380676421
anyone got direct dl link for the portrait mod?
it's only avaiable in steamworkshop

>>380676421
How do you become immortal? I wanna do a satanic demon spawn queen, but I don't know how to set it up because I haven't played in like 2 years.

>>380681648
>Live to your 30s
>Get lucky and have immortality event fire before you're 80
>Pick the path you have the highest score in and the dude who has the highest scores in that path
>Get lucky and hope he doesn't fuck it up
>Don't fuck up the easy as fuck trails
>If at any point something goes wrong restart and try again
>????
>Immortality

>>380679968
>buy the main game
>use creamapi
>enjoy unlimited mods via steamworkshop

I miss old yogscast

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>>380677208
let your vassals conquer for you

>>380676421
I installed this game once and tried to play it. I didn't know how to even start my turn

>>380683595
hit space

>>380683432
cheats?

>>380684151
Are you kidding me, is that seriously all there is to it? I've installed the game like 4 different times attempting to play it and all I had to do was hit space?

thanks bro

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>>380684348
np friendo

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>>380684212
nope, started as Hrafn of Hordaland in 769, created kingdom of Norway, conquered Britain with holy wars, then through more holy wars and vassals declaring their own holy wars I conquered most of the map

>>380677208
Any Emperor of Britannia who looks across the isle and thinks the French don't have it coming is no true King of England

>>380683595
You didn't notice the big red pause button right beneath all the important shit and next to the date?

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>>380676421
let me give you a summary of most of my runs
scenario 1
>start game, build good relations with all my vassals and expand my realm, improve the economy
>groom an heir with pretty good stats
>king dies and heir inherits
>everyone hates him for no reason
>vassals all chimp out and declare independence, siblings try to assassinate new him
>neighboring countries declare war on me while I'm stomping out rebellions
>get eaten because I can't fight other nations with only personal levies
scenario two
>everything going perfectly for about 120 years
>for some reason all of a sudden I keep getting events where people leave torahs in my room and try to make me sympathetic to judaism
>reluctantly become secretly jewish after getting spammed for 20 years
>am now able to see that my entire kingdom and royal family has been secretly jewish for the past 50 years
still not sure how that one happened

>play as an Irish count in the earliest period every time
Who should I take this time?

>start game
>vassals revolt
>close game

We had some good times together, but I just cant take this shit anymore.