I'm the guest so I get the best controller.

>>380675227
You're a little cunt so you get the purple controller with the fucked up c-stick you little anus

>My parents always knew how much of a fuckhead [that one kid] was

I am genuinely thankful for that nowadays.

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>I'm the guest so I deserve the big piece of pizza

you`re a fag so you suck my stick

>>380676602
>you`re a fag so you suck my stick

>heh heh heh anon i have a idea lets make a bet
whoever loses the next round has to suck the winners dick.... that would make the competition more intense because i totally don't want to do that, wouldn't that be funny but i was just kidding haha

you were gay for one of your friends weren't you?

How fucking hard is it to have two perfectly good controllers

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>>380675227
>go to his house
>it's my house so I get the good controller
No, you get a rusty shovel to the brain stem, now take the fucking MadCatz or your day ends in a ditch, you box of donkey shit.

>that kid who's dad was a mechanic and said his dad could kick everyones ass because he had a flame thrower

oh fuck off travis

Why didn't you bring your own controller you lazy cunt?

>>380678361
Because me and my friends weren't retarded and each got different vidya consoles for maximum gameplay.

I got the ps2, my friends got an xbox and the poor kids got a gamecube.

>>380675227
>>380676358
I have no problem with this.

>>380677409
And fucking this. But I understand how some kids are fuckheads who don't take care of their things.

>I'm the guest so I get to be Player 1.

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>>380675227
>be 11
>Go over that kids house to stay the night
>have dinner with his mom and sister they're super nice.
>early into the night we're deep into metroid prime 2 passing the controller
>Suddenly his front door slams open. dad comes in yelling about work and faggots.
>"okay..."
>he settles down. I ask if we should go greet him because I'm an innocent dumbfuck who formally greets all adults
>He adamantly says I should not leave the room until his dad goes to sleep.
>kay
>about 3 hours later hear his dad banging on the next door over which belongs to his sister while yelling "don't you dare lock me out, you don't pay any fucking rent.". hear him jiggle the cheap lock open.
>suddenly hear bed rocking, her screaming and fighting and the bed banging against the wall.
>I instantly loose my shit when I realize what's happening. Look toward kid wondering what the fuck we're going to do and he just goes "fine dude" and hands me the controller.
>I'm in shock not knowing what to do, look at the door and his mom, eyes full of tears, just closes it and tells me not to come out. She sits outside the door crying for the next 8 minutes all the while I'm getting fucked just as hard as his sister by the spider guardian until the noise stops.
>"that boy still fucking awake!?" the dad yells kid shuts off the TV and shushes me (I'm crying at this point). the mom yells back that he's sleeping and he settles down again, this time finally sleep.
>He turns back on the tv says "jeez, finally" then takes the controller and plays like nothing happened. I'm so afraid to leave the room I literally piss myself.
>next morning his sister gives me a spare change of clothes. We all have breakfast with the dad and the sick fucks are just pretending that it didn't happen. they're having playful family banter and I'm literally shaking and on the verge of tears.
>Avoid social interaction like the plague for the rest of my life
>I never got my wet underwear back.

Am I the only guy that knows the show this kid was in?

I gotta watch less tv.

>>380678027
>the fucking MadCatz
Seriously, the fuck was up with these?

>grade 6
>new kid moves in
>invites me over to his hose one friday to watch smackdown and play tony hawk american wasteland on xbox
>wind up sleeping over
>asks his mom if we can go to the dollar store
>she lends me $2 and says I have to pay her back

>dinner time
>his dad comes home furious that no one told him they had company
>for dinner the five of us (his parents, him, his brother and me) split 3 mcdonald's happy meals, divvying up nuggets and fries onto a plate
>next morning their father beats the shit out of the brother for not doing his chores
>i just sit there with my friend and pretend its not happening
>mom comes to pick me up late
>make fucking sure she has the $2 to repay them, god knows they probably need it

that was a weird friendship
the brother was abducted from his house last year and stabbed to death, they left him bleeding out on the pavement of a daycare center and then burned his house down with his girlfriend still inside

weird bunch that lot

nope, the guests always got the madkatz meme controllers

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>>380677051

>>380679414
MadCatz were super common as a second controller/replacement controller because of how cheap they were compared to a official controller. I had a Dual Shock version for the PS1 to play Ape Escape since I got a PS1 as a gift rather early in its life.

Its kind of weird looking back at it and then seeing modern official controllers cost even more now.

>>380677051
delete this

>>380679009
Well that sucks.

Me and my friends did the whole "shh turn off the TV and pretend to be alseep" thing too but that's because all our parents were dicks and wanted us asleep by midnight. Never any raping, though one time we turned the TV off a split second too late when my friend's dad came in and he blew his lid. Started yelling telling us to go the fuck to sleep. I went to the bathroom after and he saw me in the hall and said "No. Get back to bed." then I said "no it's alright I just have to pee".

Went to the bathroom and pissed. He opened the door and stared at me. I was already done by the time the door opened and my boxers were up but it was still weird.

>>380677051
>set up tent in the back yard
>all of my friends come to sleep over
>my cousin pops in and we invite him to stay the night too
>nightfall comes
>i get up and go in the house to take a shit
>cousin leaves and doesn't come back
>tells me later that one of my friends whipped his dick out and said "let's all measure our dicks and see who has the longest one" and he got the fuck out of there
>thinks im gay to this day
>im not

>>380679009
And you never told anyone?
Seems to me like you'd tell your parents what happened at least, pretty fucked up if you didn't.

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>>380679423
>Smackdown! and Tony Hawk
Some of my comfiest memories are exactly that

>>380680475
I was 7 at the time and how do you talk about something like that with your parents? Like, they were so casual together the next morning that I felt if I said something things would only get more fucked up.

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>>380679423
> and then burned his house down with his girlfriend still inside

>>380679423
>the brother was abducted from his house last year and stabbed to death, they left him bleeding out on the pavement of a daycare center and then burned his house down with his girlfriend still inside
Why?

>>380682696
I don't know yet. The trial for the killers is later this year. Haven't talked to either of them in 10+ years.

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>Hey bro hand me the controller already

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>>380679009
>all the while I'm getting fucked just as hard as his sister by the spider guardian until the noise stops.

Kek

>>380683014
I do this solely to piss off my OCD friend.

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>>380683459
Fuck you man I was that ocd kid, use a fucking wetwipe for once in your life

>>380679009
did you tell the cops or something? flippin fuck man

I was going to offer it to you anyways but since you're being a bitch it's the Madcatz for you.

>>380683942
see >>380680981

>>380683014
I used to feel bad because I had a serious case of sweaty hands when I was gaming. When it came time to hand the controller back it would be soaking wet and trigger the fuck out of my friend.

>>380683742
Take a chill pill bro, little dorito dust never hurt nobody.

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>Friend invites me over to "play some video games"
>He only puts in single player games, so I'm stuck having to watch

FUCK YOU

>get madcatz dream pad for dreamcast, it's actually great
>unironically use madcatz controller and make other people use the other controllers

>>380680981
>I was 7
>>380679009
>>be 11
Ok

>>380684624
nice catch, *7 would be the correct age for both. I'm tired.

>>380684306
>take a chill pill
haa, funny cause i just took 8 1mg ativans

>>380685030
>8 1mg ativans
Jesus fucking christ anon.

>>380675227
I feel like I can really tell what that kid will look like at 40 from that face. Weird as fuck.

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>play smackdown shut your mouth
>friend bitches that he's losing cause he has to use shitty off-brand WWE controller and it's not as good as first party PS2 controller
>switch controllers
>he starts bitching that since its a WWE controller it works better with the game and has an unfair advantage with the game

>>380685149
is that bad
ive been taking 6mg every day this week but tonight i felt spiffy

>>380685189
john candy?

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>>380677051
>mfw I ate out my friend's ass and fucked his tight boyhole
>He wasn't even cute

But I'm not poor or an angry retard so all my controllers are official and in great condition

>>380685248
>>380685149
FYI this post genuinely made me anxious about ODing and i took 2 more

>>380685935
STOP! holy shit anon medication 101, put them somewhere where you can't chug them every time you get antsy.

>>380686107
Isn't that their literal point though
Should i fight sleepyness rn or go with it

>>380679009
Hot

>>380679009
>>next morning his sister gives me a spare change of clothes.
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