Now that it's all over, what have you learned?
That there was no fucking kirby
Nintendo won.
Mario will carry any conference
>kirby
WE ARE SUSHI DREAMERS
>>380651297
What is over?
s-see you all next year
https://strawpoll.com/se22x13
AUDREY ALWAYS WINS BABY
There's almost a year till next E3.
>>380651402
it's not coming for a while anon. I was surprised they had fucking Yoshi already
all good things come to anons who wait
That I want a Switch desu senpai
That Nintendo always wins BABYYYYYYYYYYY!
Don't listen to Bill and his sweet lies
That I need to buy a Switch
>>380651297
No FROMsoft game, sad times. Hopefully they reveal some shit next year for Ninty.
>>380651297
Kumatora is too good for this company
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
Nothing.
WHERE THE FUCK IS METROID
That I'm more excited for Mario than I was on Tuesday morning.
That Theresa is like that one hot older babysitter that your mom and dad would hire to watch you while they went out for dinner one night.
>>380651481
what does yoshika do?
Audrey will always be best girl
>>380651297
That nintendo will never enjoy monster hunter in their console again
I was nice to spend time with the not-shit side of /v/.
See you all next year.
Audrey promotes genocide.
>>380651297
>yfw 363 more days until next Treehouse
>>380651297
I love Nintendo. Even if they disappoint me at time, I always love them in the end because their games are something that you can't find anywhere else.
Reminder Theresa has accepted a job offer from Capcom. This was her last big Nintendo event.
>the city of kirby
>>380651297
I learned the Super Smash Bros fanbase is more rabid, disgusting, loud, delusional, obnoxious, and annoying than any fanbase in the universe.
>>380651481
Guy in the bottom is hot.
>>380651297
That i'll be getting a switch if SMT 5 is exclusive.
>>380651563
She looks like she has one anime eye and one normal eye.
That SMO will be the best Mario game to date
at least metroidfags aren't on suicide watch anymore
>>380651667
What? Don't lie to me, anon.
>>380651584
What are you talking about, you stupid faggot? Double Cross is coming to Switch and it's region-free for people who want to play it even if it isn't in English.
>>380651553
Nice troll.
>>380651297
How do do the Odyssey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qgOeXbFQ9U
ONE MORE TIME BEFORE WE GO GUYS
when can we expect a new Direct?
I just wanna know more about the online service
>>380651297
Nintendo actually listens to fans once in awhile
That I now want to get a Switch.
Mario XCOM, Metroid Prime 4, MK8 DX, Odyssey, Yoshi, and Pokemon next year put me over the edge.
>>380651667good riddance
>>380651667
>Capcom
Wow, betrayal. She's the incarnation of Monster Hunter.
>>380651667
W-what
ARMS is cool.
>>380651563
>tfw mom and dad never went out for dinner
>tfw never had a cute babysitter
>>380651534
>>380651563
it seems like she's got mental problems (which is really hot)
>>380651703
Oh boy you would get a kick out of the moba fanbase
>>380651297
I ALWAYS WIN
>>380651297
Never to buy a console for a single game.
>>380651713
Yeah that guy could get me in the bottom desu desu
I learned that two nukes on Japan weren't enough.
>>380651297
Nintendo lost
kek
WHAT I LEARNED IN NINTENDO TREEHOUSE IIIIISS
WHAT I LEARNED IN NINTENDO TREEHOUSE IIIIIIIIIISSS
>>380651735
???
>>380651792
Nintenbro finna SEETHING
>>380651735
T H E A B S O L U T E S T A T E O F K I R B Y F A G S
;_; it's over...
>>380651813
Do you think she gets lots of messages on twitter from anons talking about how cute she is?
So, who's playing the Ever Oasis demo right now?
>>380651667
You better post some proof to back that up.
mfw kirbyfags BTFO
That the Switch might end up being WiiU2.0 if they can't get more third party support by the next e3
>>380651703
WAIT TIME EXCEEDED
PATIENCE DEPLETED
IF NO MELEE HD
A RIOT IS NEEDED
>>380651942
There's a demo? oh shit. I wasn't paying attention.
>Kirby got three games for it's anniversary while Metroid got shit
>Metroid then gets two games and Kirby gets no gameplay
So this is what karma feels like.
>>380651907
>>380651297
I need a job. I think Target is hiring
Any new games announced after sushi one?
Let's get this out of the way
Post yfw you aren't a Kirbyfag
>No more Treehouse threads
>No more Treehouse Waifu Posting
>No more big reveals shared with other anons
>No more E3 for another year>No more Latias
I don't think I can take it lads
>>380651297
Nintendo Switch is over?
Sony wins every time, baby.
>>380652029
it's up on the eshop right now.
Anybody got a link to the Mega Milk MEGA?
I'm starting to think that >>380647196 was lying.
>>380652080
lolno
>>380652054
>>380651481
wtf M2k infiltrated the place?
>>380651563
I bet she gets off knowing every /v/irgin is yankin it too her
>>380652107
It's Latios now.
Please post Max Brass.
>>380651703
>>380651986
It's going to be fun watching Melee slowly die over the next 5 years as Gamecubes stop working, CRT TVs become rare, and the supply of Melee disks is depleted.
Was kirby not playable on the show floor?
>>380651565
She's probably some kind of admin assistant that organizes all the shit behind the scenes. I remember she was the person who kept the score for the first Splatoon 2 testfire.
I learned that squenix s a bunch of retarded assholes that dont deserve any kind of money for mistreating a franchise like dq outside japan.
And that every person who supports them by buying thier shit is a complete retard!
>>380651667
Source or it didn't happen
Do i get Arms or not fuuuuu
Lets all take a moment to laugh at everyone else at e3, and also to reflect on how much nintendo won by comparison
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
my 3ds still has some gas
>>380651481
who is the asian cutie at the right
>>380652226
>you can turn in the air after a walljump
muh dick
https://twitter.com/miskomoon?lang=en
THERESA'S TWITTER
No third party
No indies
No MH
Splattoon 2 and Odyssey look good
I'm going to buy a PS4. Switch is full of rehashes and indie shit.
>>380652292
TIM'D
>>380652303
this. gif of his pec flex please
Mario Odyssey looks fun and I wish we got something on Pikmin 4
>>380652097
>Kirby got a switch game coming early 2018
>Lets laugh at them
as a fan of Advance wars, I just envy them.
>>380652347
It'll be glorious.
>>380652347
Wii has gamecube hardware in it and it's not like people haven't been prepping for the change.
And good luck phasing out Crt's anytime soon. They are still all fucking over for dirt cheap. It's not like they expect broadcast quality monitors.
>>380652396
yeah, buch of joyless boring walking simulators by sony.
microsoft was actually decent for once.
>need to buy a new car
>need to save money
>feel an overwhelming desire to buy a Switch before the end of summer
They knocked it out of the park again. Best Treehouse in a while.
>>380652174
>Believing delusional people
In this place it's source or fuck off, c'mon anon
>>380651735
I don't suppose there's going to be any way to play this with a regular controller.
>>380652107
at least we'll see Theresa next year
Latias - never ever again
>>380651735
Holy shit the speedruns are going to be bananas
>>380651813
what gives you that idea?
she seems normal and sweet and not annoying like the other broads on the dais
>>380652627
Pro controller support was confirmed.
>>380652532
How far can Melee autists take it? How do they still play the same 50 year old game? You would think with that level of dedication they would just play an actually hard fighting game.
>>380652448
Plus, it doubles as a Blu Ray player. Enjoy!
>>380652470
we did though??
>>380652430
>retweeted Ronaldo
TSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>380651297
quick rundown? list of games?
>>380652347
>implying people won't just move onto cheap PCs with emulation
>>380652347
a good amount of people that still play Melee use hacked Wiis with training/competitive focused hacked versions of Melee
Even if every physical copy of melee was suddenly deleted it wouldn't be hard for meleefags to keep playing their fox simulator
See you guys whenever there is another treehouse event, because they sometimes pop up from time to time
>>380651685I want to cum inside Alice's asshole
>kirby shitters STILL want more
you're getting 4 games in the span of less than 12 months
>>380652627
joycons on switch, separated, pro and single joycon are all confirmed already
So yeah ''normal'' controller is confirmed
>>380651297
Nintendo sometimes wins baby
>>380651667
I don't believe it, but Capcom Unity used to be very active with their employees, I remember the good old times with Joveth, Killian etc always having fun on stream with the new games.
So what was the big game announcement everone's been hyping all week?
You guys said Thursday there'd be an announcement, what was it.
>>380652723
If you think autism has limits you'd be wrong.
>>380652737
actual pikmin 4 is confirmed by miyamoto to be in development. hey pikmin is by the team that dead yoshi's island for ds/3ds
postLatias
>>380652819
next E3
>>380651942
Thanks for reminding me anon. Hopefully I haven't been banned yet
>>380651609
agreed
>>380652819
This pic is very cute, anon.
>>380651756
Help, every time I hear her say "let's do the odyssey", I keep mentally replacing "odyssey" with "iron cross"
>>380652883
Sushi game on 3DS
>>380652863
They showed off gameplay for practically everything else.
>>380652912
They have done live streams from the Treehouse before. Quaterly streams would be great though
>>380652883
that was just smash autists hoping for melay XD
>>380652910
https://e3.nintendo.com/games/
Everything is coming this year, Kirby and Yoshi early 2018. Metroid and Pokemon are still a ways off, but they had to be announced now to avoid another autistic tantrum from the internet.
>>380652723
Because they've put thousands of hours into their muscle memory fast paced game, and don't want to face the facts that their prowess at it won't translate to other games
I have a friend that started to get into competitive melee less than a year ago, and I don't have the heart to tell him that he's wasting his time on a stagnant game
>>380652743
She has Portuguese blood, that's why.
>>380652863
>implying it's not just regular /v/ shitposting
The actual Kirby threads are generally pretty chill - it's just that the Treehouse threads have been going on long enough for /v/'s regular ANGRYfags to latch onto it
we still have the Kirby twitter for announcements
>>380652347
>the year is 20XY
>the last melee disk has been destroyed
>the surviving melee community now plays Project M in secret now
>under the decree of Lord Masahiro Sakurai playing any video game other than Smash 5: Brawl 2 4K DX Edition is punishable by death
>Project M players gather in secret, hiding from Mashed Potatoes Samurai's army of invincible Tripper-bots
>
>>380651297
Haha no Smash Bros ╭( ・ㅂ・)و ̑̑ ˂ᵒ͜͡ᵏᵎ)
I learned that I backed the winning horse
>>380652430
> She likes Tokyo Ghoul
Fuck i thought she was perfect
>>380653046
>She got fanart
That's adorable
>>380653046
She's genuinely pretty cute. But she looks so young.
I can't date people under 20. They act completely differently.
>>380652641
So, who is this girl? Keep seeing a bunch of different screenshots, but there must've been some vid from E3 that I somehow missed that made /v/ like her. Anyone got a source?
>>380652347
>I can't wait till people stop having fun
Third party hate Nintendo
>>380653085
>Metroid and Pokemon are still a ways off
And you know damn well that they will release way earlier than many other games announced in other conferences. Heck, they may come out before KH3 and FFVII remakes which were announced years ago. At least Nintendo doesn't make us suffer like thatexcept with Zelda.
That normalfags will eventually kill anything.
GUYS I GOT THE GOODS
MAX BRASS'S PEC FLEX
>>380653279
Just by lurking, I think she competed in the Splatoon tournament, that is all.
>>380653323
They have since the late gamecube era
water is wet
I learned /v/ can be fun if we could tone down the console warring
>>380653323
eh their loss. i don't want my nintendo hardware to be sullied by third party bs anyway
Dunno if it was from Nintendo or who, but a few days ago I saw on the IGN schedule that there was an unannounced AAA game announcement today. Did that ever happen?
>>380653279
Splatoon tournament, Aussie team. An actual competent player too.
I learned that Idorts always win and fanboys ruin everything. The only good threads on /v/ the past day were dot hack threads.
Will we do a mosaic this year ? I want them to know that /v/ loved the show. I mean in 3 days, we had no shittposting, great discussion, /v/ even proved me that we had some taste in women.
>>380653372
I want him to snap springman's spine
>>380653190
>Mashed Potatoes Samurai's army of invincible Tripper-bots
KEK
So the Animal Crossing mobile game is coming out later this year, right? They'll probably have a direct about that, so around that time is when they'll announce the Switch version. Or I'm delusional, either or.
>>380653323
1/3 to half of all games sold on their platforms are third party. Meanwhile only a third of PS4 owners has even a single exclusive. I know where I would want to publish as a third party.
>>380653372
Thanks, Yabuki-san
>>380653372
Goodness me
>>380653537
Nice try faggot.
>>380652627
How to spot a Splatoon C-Rank
>>380651297
it was ok but It would have been nice to have more third parties or indie during the treehouse.
>>380652959
nene a cute
That Wonderful 102 will never happen
>>380651402
Do you have dementia?
Do you guys think the Treehouse girls have behind-the-scenes contests about who gets the mosts cum tributes and horny comments etc. during e3?
I won a PS4 and a Switch.
>we have to go back to normal /v/ threads
Until next year, anons.
I learned that the SUSHI STRIKER SONG WONT LEAVE MY FUCKING HEAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i6sR9W4K8c
>>380653190
>>380653543
i'm literally saving my nut to bust it to max brass bara porn, whenever that comes out
>>380653695
Is that fucking m2k in the top left?
>>380653635
I was serious... :/
>>380653372
That's very Super Macho Man.
>>380653651
What happened to that huge list of third party that pledge to support the switch? At least the 3ds is still getting third party Japanese games, can't wait for Alliance Alive, and I know RF5 is coming soon.
https://twitter.com/LatiasSplatoon/status/875162500383162369
Post more of my girlfriend Latias
That Audrey really loves her boobs, looks how she puts herself so their boobs size are more visible.
>>380653861
There were some games in the Japanese direct that were only shown there and we will not get for the time being unless they announce them for localization.
So
>Metroid Remake
>Mario and Luigi Remake
>Sushi
Did they announce any more games on the Treehouse stream? Seems like a small amount considering their early comments. What happened to the unnanounced AAA game in the schedule?
>>380653873
C U T E
U
T
E
I learned that /v/ can be a nice place when it's FRIDAY NIGHT, blockbuster nostalgia, holidays, comfy treehouse threads and that we may hate games we love discussing them while jacking off to Audrey and Theresa.Back to normal shitty /v/ and this was my first treehouse posting here because I lurked in last year's.
>>380653930
Well she paid good money for them.
>>380653589
I have a feeling AC Switch will either be announced then or at need E3.
>Team was busy with Splatoon for who knows how long
>Were probably told to focus on Splatoon 2 because of the fist game's success and the Switch was coming out soon
>Pretty sure they said after CF they didn't want to rush another AC game again
So now that Splatoon 2 will be done and out of the way, they might work on the next AC. Let's hope do anyway since a third Splatoon game this soon would be a bit much. Hopefully the upcoming one will have a longer support life as it isn't on a dead console console.
All I wanted was the vitural console. Fuck.
>>380654009
>tfw Sushi Game is the AAA title
That I need to buy switch before Pokemon rpg comes out
>>380653873
>>380652257
wow it's actually m2k
Wait, they didn't show a new game?
>>380654053
maybe someday, they might do Microsoft and just wait
seeing as people ask for Gamecube VC, does Switch even have N64 VC?
>>380654124
I was thinking the same.
This will be a first Nintendo console for me ever. What are some of the best franchises that are a stable bet for the Switch, /v/?
>>380654124
You have two years then, all you need to do is save a dollar a day.
>>380654037why is /v/ such an awful board man
I just learned Samantha Robertson has a husband... F*CK!.................SH*T!!!!!!! I was supposed to get a job at Nintendo and then we'd fall in love with each other...
>>380653543
He practically did by having all of Springman's abilities and more.
Unless he's got a larger hit box and that makes a huge difference, I don't see why you would ever play Springman over Max Brass
>>380651297
That I have the money to buy a system for one game. I haven't even touched it in two weeks. Also, I got a PS4 for just bloodborne.
How does this make poor fags feel
>>380653873
White knight BTFO
>>380654009
>What happened to the unnanounced AAA game in the schedule?
Sushi game.
>>380654037
I don't want to go back to that shitty /v/ :/ Where nobody agrees on anything and are just mad about everythind. I'll go back to lurk mode until the next nintendo direct.
Someone ask jason on twitter how he got on stage.
>>380653737
Thank you for this anon
>>380651481
wtf is mew2king doing there
>>380653735
Fuck I only enjoy Friday /v/ now and 4am Stu threads because we're at least civil.
>>380651297
Why are Kirbyfags mad? We're getting three games AND a fourth one for the Switch that looks great. We can wait for the next direct.
reminder to subscribe to latias's youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9Vj3TLD9JCm62V-l1u50uA
>>380651703
Just now?
>>380654364
>>380654104
Please be a meme.
That's profoundly disappointing if true
>>380653773
SOON
How old is Latias anyway? Asking for a friend.
>>380654264
Splatoon is awesome. Very fresh
Arms is fun too
Mario kart
>>380654009
When was it said it would be AAA?
>>380654264
Zelda, Mario, Mario Kart are going to be your must-haves before anything else.
>>380654284
Underage
>>380651402
did you even watch the same presentation as us
>what we learned
> Mario Odyssey can either be fun or it will suck
> Nintendo didn't give up on Metroid
> /v/ is thirsty for average-looking women, pic related from another thread
>>380654479
Note how few of the WHERE'S KIRBY REEEEE posts had Kirby images attached, and how many of them were just "crying Wojak image #397"
shitters be shitposting
>>380654610
17
>>380654662
They never did.
Nintendo doesn't make AAA games.
>>380654662
Literally no one, it's ''Melee HD'' tier retarded misinformation
>>380654756
>ywn marry latias
why live
>>380654181
>that autist snuck on stage
>>380654479
Like the Pokemonfags and Stars,we hyped ourselves up way too much and now a lot of people are disappointed.
It also doesn't help that Metroid Samus Returns was barely shown off, and that was the only other game I was moderately hyped for.
>>380654480
>that accent
Cute.
>>380654479
it's was a bit disappointing to see same games all over again but not Kirby
not even Kirbyfag, I just wanted more variety
>will be getting the special edition of X2
>Arms
>Mario Odyssey
>FE:W
>Pokken (never got on Wii U)
>All before the end of the year
Press F for my wallet
>>380654848
I'm going to marry her next year when she's 18
>>380653737
THIS FUCKING SONG
I swear if Nintendo makes an anime about this and give it the Pokemon XY production value this will blow up
>>380651563
would marry.
>Still over six and a half thousand people on stream
>>380651297
that I still have many games to look forward to.
that I have to buy that Nyko portable dock they are making
That I have to keep an eye out on anthem and see how it develops.
That I should buy all my multiplatform games on the Xbone for when I get the bonex or the Switch IF available (I do love some portable gaming)
That I'm gonna have o wait for MH XX to get localized by Nintendo or Capcom at a later date, havent really played one before, except for demos on the 3DS.
Hmmmm that's about it, perhaps sometime get a cheap PSVR combo so I can play Ace Combat 7 VR whenever that releases, if not, then just play regular Ace Combat 7.
oh yeah and definetely get Dragon Ball FighterZ
Okay, /v/.
So from everything we've seen from this E3? What tickles your fancy?
>Fire Emblem
>ARMS
>Mario
>Pokken
>Xenoblade 2
>>380654479
Because we've been waiting months to see wtf the holiday game is. Literally a 30 second trailer is all I need
>>380653291
>Melee players
>Having fun
>>380653737
god, you can listen for this fucking song for hours on end.
>>380654992
>I swear if Nintendo makes an anime about this
It's a third party game
>>380654397
We can make /v/ great again, anon!No we can't but at least we have some good shit to look forward to.
>>380654902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi4r-kPgG-4
fuck
I'm eyeing a switch when a bundle comes out in the states. Maybe splatoon when does that come out/ get a bundle
>>380655029
It can't end if we don't let it!
Am I the only girl around here who loves Nintendo Switch?
So what was the announcement? You faggots kept saying there was a game being announced today, what is it?
>>380655189
>that cute nervous giggling
>>380655029
>smash slash an hour and a half after it ends
>>380653873
>tfw /v/'s creepy affection with her made her happy
Neat
>>380655047
Xenoblade 2 will save jrpgs
>But persona 5
Love it but that's more life management sim with the rpg part only being like 25%
>>380651297
4 is the greatest number
>>380652970
>>380653043
No, sushi game was yesterday,
Stream schedule said there was a game today.
What was it.
>>380651297
Kirbyfags are on suicide watch
Splatoon 2 looks good
Odyssey looks goodLatias is cute
>>380655429
>Stream schedule said there was a game today.
No it didn't
>>380653350
>And you know damn well that they will release way earlier than many other games announced in other conferences
No? Go be a drone somewhere fucking else please. Every time Nintendo has done a "Is in Development Tier" announcement it's taking at the earliest, 3 years to come about.
>>380655047
Xenoblade 2 is great but I really need more JRPGs. SMT V and Octopath Traveller when?
Also I really hope Japan keeps the handheld market alive for the Switch to get all those good Japanese games, because as we know the west is all about cinematic experiences and the Switch already gets the few good ones (indies).
>>380654264
Like the others said, zelda, mario, mario kart, and splatoon are great. Some smaller good stuff on the switch is puyo puyo tetris and fast rmx, both of those are 40 and 20 respectively. I've had a blast with them personally, playing puyo puyo itself for the past month straight.
>>380655572
Have they said if SMT will be coming west or not?
>>380655429
that was fake you mong
>>380653350
And SMT x FE, and Twilight Princess and pretty much every announcement they make of this caliber.
>>380655338
I'd be over the fucking moon if multiple communities from entirely different websites and languages spontaneously and independently fell in love with me.
how does this make you feel, boys?
SHIT TUNE BACK IN KIRBY IS ON NOW THEY SAID THEY FORGOT HIM
SAM AND THERESA PLAYING
FIRST STAGE IS CALLED TIDDEREL LAGOON
>>380655565
Oh please this has nothing to do with being a drone. The only time Nintendo actually took more than 3 years after announcement was Zelda. Everything else was much quicker.
Or what, are you going to tell me that Square Enix which takes 5-10 years to release a game after annoucement is faster?
>>380654950
F
>>380655047
I know I'm definitely fucking retarded yet I'm blissfully ignorant.
>Xbone original Xbox backwards compatibility
>Crackdown 3
>EA Battlefront 2 might be worth something but never get over Pandemic dying
>Metroid 2 Samus Returns
Just a myriad of shit from Nintendo and might invest in a Switch down the line.
>>380651297
That none of it mattered to me as not a single retailer in my whole country has even a single Switch in stock.
>>380655690
SMT x FE is third party and TP is Zelda, as I said.
So what was their game announcement today? Wasnt around for it
DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE
Fuck, I thought the Mario song was catchy but I was gravely mistaken.
>>380655728
>neogaf
fuck off and stay there
>>380655728
>sonygaf
yawn
>>380655738
2/10 try again
>>380655338
Japanese Twitter was going crazy over her too.
Speaking of which, I thought it was funny that 'Mr Yabuki' was trending for a while yesterday.
>>380655728
what did you expect from sonygaf?
>>380653519
Nope, they cancelled it. What a fucking abysmal E3.
>>380651481
>M2K and D1
>No Smash announcements
>>380655690
SMT x FE was Atlus
Twilight Princess is a Zelda game
>>380655728
Ever seen a dying puppy that was hit by a car? You want to help but you know he's beyond saving.
>>380651297
there actually ARE cute girls that play vidya
>>380655625
Well they did show it at the Switch presentation which was kind of a global event so I am hoping for it.
>ywn take Latiass virginity
>>380655728
It makes me genuinely laugh
>>380651563
damn she a qt
>>380655625
They announced it at a WW Switch event of course it is, but its clearly in early development.
>>380656057
it hurts
>>380653519
>that there was an unannounced AAA game
Nintendo doesn't do AAA games. Chances are that was a mistake on IGN's part.
>>380655754
Nintendo rarely does "This is totally in development" announcements, and when they do it takes just as long as the other shit. They're not special, you're not going to be seeing Prime 4 releasing until 2019 at the earliest.
>>380656136
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-01-13-atlus-doesnt-know-whether-the-new-shin-megami-tensei-for-nintendo-switch-will-head-west
>Nintendo convinced me to buy a Switch
Didn't think they could win me over but they did
Nintendo sell really expensive stuff in other regions.
So I wouldnt be suprised if the Switch have the same price as the XboneX over here
>>380655728
I know people joke about Sony only having movie games all the time, but that conference seriously did feel like one long-ass cutscene. What a bore.
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>>380656056
It's okay. All the social media polls not on websites like MyNintendo and NintendoLife have Microsoft winning by a landslide, so the world is laughing at Sonybros.
>>380655728
what the hell was their reasoning? how can people say it's the best this year when they had hardly anything to show beside god of war and a ps2 game.
>>380656057
>ywm go to school with Latias and protect her from the Stacys that make fun of her
>>380655728
Sonygaf gonna sonygaf
They were probably ecstatic about brown women 1 to 4.
I don't actually mind much, it's not like i'll ever go to their shithole
>>380656239
Its obvious its going to come over, they have yet to not bring over an SMT title since 3 besides the second re-released version of it and the only Persona game they have yet to bring over in some time was EP on PSP.
>>380656372
>Microsoft
I mean, they had a pretty good conference but still...
>>380656331
Good luck with that if you're from the UK.
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>>380656056
>The porno company
>Square Enix
It's from last year you fucking idiots.
>>380655269
LONDONPlease be Audrey or Theresa
>>380655918
The song is all sushi puns too
>>380656408
>>380656550Is there a MEGA of her?
>>380655728
Maybe they did good. I have no idea, didn't watch it. Don't own a PS4.
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>>380656361
This is last years poll.
>>380656514
That doesn't really change anything. Last year Nintendo dominated with BotW.
>>380656514
>last year
BOTW was the SINGLE most talked about game that year anon
>>380656550
I want to protect that autistic girl
MARIO'S A RACIST!!!!!!!!
>>380656509
These are the same polls Nintendo fans used to say Nintendo won last year despite not having a show or revealing any new games.
>>380656372
Remains to see if $499 translates to sales better than what they have now.
>>380656528
Any lyrics yet?
>>380654479
I'm sure ain't. We got a new Kirby game for 2018 that we never expected to have and we still have Blowout Blast to carry us over til the new winter game. Fuck I'm excited!
>>380656550
I JUST GOT FIRED ASSHOLE
>>380656676
MARIO'S A NIGGER
>>380656408
>ywn bang her in the restroom during lunch break
Fug this feel
>>380656238
>They're not special
You do realise the most intensive part of developing the games on other systems are the prerendered cutscenes and any mocap stuff right?
You know, things that nintendo doesn't need to waste their time with?
>>380656510
well i shouldn't have anything to worry about then
>>380656802
WE
WUZ
WAHOO
and shieet
Here you go anons, straight from the show floor
>>380656510
Argos always has Switch in stock, at least where I live
>>380651601
They do treehouses during different months I believe. There was one early this year.
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>>380656657
And this year, by those same metrics, Monster Hunter: World and Dragon Ball FighterZ are. Along with MS and Ubisoft beating out Nintendo and the highest trending Nintendo gaming being Mario + Rabbids in 4th place behind Spider-man. Then it's God of War before we even get to Odyssey.
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>>380651481
What, it's over?
Didn't they say there was going to be a last surprise?
>>380656057
>some chad at school is probably going to take it soon
>might've already fingered her a little bit on the outside but she said "s-stop.. I don't know.." and they didn't continue
>>380656754
???
Nintendo's seemed more positive overall.
>>380656871
Where's Theresa
>>380656871
Oh hey Sam.
I do dig the look.
>>380656949
I wish I was a girl so people could desire me like they desire Peach
>>380656802
I've learned that the dry demonstration stuff Nintendo does at the Treehouse have a time limit, and 3 days of it is too much
>>380656871
Go tell her Treehouse was fantastic this year anon, and try not to spaghetti all over her leather jacket.
>>380656827
You do realize even Nintendo games often have 4-5 year development cycles, which is also the same standard for the rest of the industry and they're usually announced closer to the end?
And they confirmed Prime 4 is still in it's beginning stages of development?
Nothing. Special.
>>380656965
She's seventeen, decent looking and in Australia. She's been fucked.
>>380657056
****Like dudes desire peach
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>>380656986
Where's my Audrey and Theresa?
>>380656939
Liar. AC Origins, Metroid Prime 4, and Spiderman are the 3 most talked games.
>>380657158
Please no, her autism should be a deterrent.
>>380656972
Destructoid said Nintendo won the year they only announced Federation Force and talked about amiibos for 15 minutes. It's the same as NeoGAF voting for Sony.
Last year everyone used Geoff Keigly's twitter polls and social media trending stats. If you use those, this year it's Microsoft winning.
>>380656871
Neat!
>>380656939
lol
>>380657140
>You do realize even Nintendo games often have 4-5 year development cycles
For considerably larger games like Xenoblade. Metroid, Mario and co? Not so much.
>which is also the same standard for the rest of the industry
The current standard of the industry for games made from scratch is about 7+ years anon.
>>380656871
I thought they wrapped everything up. Are they still shooting stuff or is she just hanging out?
>>380657158
Yea probably. What a slut.
>>380651481
That guy on the right legit looks like M2K.
>>380656871
I can't tell if I think she's fuckable or not.
>>380657261
Autism makes for easy targets when it comes to girls having it.
Some nerdy guy just slightly more confident than you at 18 got with her.
>>380656939
What's trending where exactly anon?
Because I'm seeing more Odyssey and Spiderman than MH and DBF.
Thank fuck Yabuki faced Zerk
>>380657446
do not make fun of her or this picture
>>380657415
Any MEGA links for her?
How's the Ever Oasis demo?
>>380657491
I can't tell if I want to fuck her or not though anon.
>>380656642
less pictures, but a video as a bonus
https://mega.nz/#!YuIhnC7S!zb-gIgJvOxO7RQUAn6Cc46McUCtwRHeQQQHdr-0Tj7Q
>>380657446
Fuckable? Eh not really. But she seems chill as fuck and I would want to grab a beer with her.
>>380656408
What nasty things do the Stacys say?
>>380657472
What a cruel place this world is.
>>380656871
>She's playing Mario Odyssey again
Is it the only game she cares about for the Switch?
>>380654037
A few months back we watched kung pow together on a sunday evening, that was pretty fun too.
>>380657665
Thank you, anon.
>>380657486
YABUKI'D
Theresa liked this tweet from blizzard about job applications for blizzard.
Is it over, /v/? is she headed to become jeff kaplan's overwatch slave, never appearing in another treehouse?
Let us pray not
>>380652226
does this mean we'll have sm64 12 hour building speed?
>>380657716
Touch her inappropriately
Has any journalist even fucking asked that weird looking reggie cunt what's happening with the Switch's online functionality?
Where's the web browser? Where's Netflix and other apps? The fuck?
>>380657713
I want to play Donkey Kong with her, get comfy play some New Leaf with Theresa and finally play some Fire Emblem with Audrey as she gets wet.
>>380657896
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTER DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW. -RIGHT- NOW
The last Nintendo game I played was Pokemon Moon and I was fucking shocked and disappointed by the sheer amount of memes, "meta" 4th wall-breaking moments, jojo references, and generally shitty jokes that the translators used.
WHY is this allowed?
WHY are these memeing faggot translators still working for Nintendo?
>>380657716
Pizzaface, ironing board, autist, bitch, uggo. Usual stuff.
High school sucks.
>>380652863
>get told you're getting something
>only see a glimpse of it while everyone else basically knows what's coming aside from pokemon on switch
meh
I want to splat Latias face.
>>380658146
Are you speaking from experience anon?
>>380658028
>we hear the fans
>you'll hear more information soon
he has no fucking clue
>>380658146
squidloser
ink cunt
>>380657369
Not sure. At the time this was posted, they were shooting some gameplay. I had just finished playing Mario Odyssey, so I wasn't keeping up with the stream.
>>380657769
I watched Evil Dead and some random shit with either /v/ or /tv/ can't remember honestly.
>it's friday night, /v/.
>you've asked Latias on a date after she's had a pretty rough day at school
How do you woo Latias, /v/? Where do you take her for dinner?
>>380651756
I LOVE her voice when she sings "I'll be there in a flash"
>>380658146
God damn anon, you can't be that hideous
>>380658223
Nah, I'm a guy so all I got called was gay, fat, autistic, retarded. I was mostly called faggot.
>>380658352
>go to her bedroom>order a pizza and play Nintendo with her all night while we talk through our problems
>>380658352
Squid Sashimi
>>380658140
What.
I mean SM was shit but it didn't have any of that in it.
>>380658352
obviously I marry her first
>>380651297
That nintendo doesn't compete with good hardware anymore.
>>380658352
We order a pizza and play snipperclips.
Also, don't do this to me. We're not teenagers any more. We can't sit here and pretend our little crushes are cute.
>>380658429
I'm guessing you're gay?
>>380658429
>tfw you didn't even get called anything and were just flat-out ignored by everybody
>>380658140
Because they're /ourguys/ and /ourgirls/.
>ywn genocide a race with Audrey
>>380658352
I unzip my pants
>>380658352
I start sweating profusely and run away before she has a chance to answer
>>380651986
Melee HD would be a waste of resources. Plus Nintendo would remove what bugs made it more competitive than the rest of the series so shitters like you would be left unsatisfied.
Seriously, what a stupid idea.
>>380658352
I punch in the back of the head and force her to suck my dick then give her the ol' inkling cumblast.
>>380658535
It had memes but I don't remember any Jojo references.
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>>380651547
it's the same shit dude just look at gameplay of the last kirby game and it will be no different to watching gameplay for the new one
>>380655968
Yabuki'd could and should become a thing though.
>>380657486
I really liked how you could see Zerk learning from Yabuki and managing to pull off the same combo against him before being bodied again.
>>380651467
that fucking soundtrack... man
>>380658586
They're literally the only relevant video game hardware manufacturer left.
>>380658614
Nope. Just femme for high schoolers. Didn't play sports, played Nintendo games, had a nasally voice.
>>380658628
Better than the alternative. Trying to get "laugh with" and getting "laugh at" is awful.
>>380658586
>You'll never wake up from a 11 years coma
I envy you anon, you have a lot to catch up and enjoy.
>>380658783
Agreed, Yabuki was badass.
>>380658739
>it's the same shit dude
seriously. what is up with the kirby autists today. it's just triple deluxe with power combinations brought back form 64. use your fucking imagination and bam you have your gameplay demo.
>>380653737
Calling it now, the song will be more popular than the game.
>>380651609
>that you can't find anywhere else
It's hard to believe there are human beings this delusional, this has to be a disease
>>380657896
>check her twitter
>first thing I see is that she's married
did you guys not notice or does it just not matter?
Should I confess my love to Latias?
>>380659024
yes, post her reply pls
>>380659024
Yeah dude
>>380658948
What are you talking about you stupid nigger? Are you planning on playing Mario Odyssey on PC later this year?
>>380658948
Admittedly, not a lot of competition for specifically light hearted 3D platform res with this polish.
Other consoles offer a lot of stuff we don't get, but there really isn't too much overlap.
>>380658926
>it's just triple deluxe with power combinations brought back form 64
That sound pretty rad, honestly. Why are people upset about this? Am I missing something?
>>380659024
Too late. She's sucking all the ink right out from my tentacle right now. I'll pass her your way when I'm finished though.
>>380658602
>not thinking Latias is cute
>>380658728
Literally every Z-crystal pose
>>380659162
We're not. People are not understanding that we were hoping for gameplay of the new 3DS titles and assume we wanted gameplay of the Kirby Switch game.
>>380658973
where?
>>380651297
I learned that despite the Switch console itself being absolute, utter dogshit with no redeeming qualities, it has 3 to 4 games I'd like to play so I'll have to unfortunately get one soon, I just hope Nintendo doesn't release yet another "improved" iteration of the Switch shortly after purchasing it
>>380659202
Latias is pure please don't slander her name.
>>380659162
I don't quite understand either
>>380651297
That reggies a fucking liar he said theres was going to be a special announcement everyday fuck that faggot piece of shit motherfucker
>>380659126
>Fuck reading comprehension
Die
>>380653695
I like how they look like normal people and not a bunch of hipsters.
>>380659023
Nice try
>>380659471
You fell for his meme to keep watching
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>>380658352
This sounds like the plot of an anime I'd watch. Has anyone done any fanart of Latias?
>>380651297
I learned that although I'm going to wait for homebrew and a hardware refresh before getting a switch, my resolve is becoming increasingly shaky
>>380659325
>I just hope Nintendo doesn't release yet another "improved" iteration of the Switch shortly after purchasing it
I hope they do. Just weeks after you buy your Fisher Price Lego tablet.
>>380659162
No one was really made about the game existing. Just people blowing their load to see it when you can just watch the trailer and get all the information you need on the title especially if you've played a Kirby game in the past 20 years. As for the 3DS games, Robobot only came out like a year ago. Doubt we'd see a Kirby game on the 3ds until a bit later on so no clue why they people thought that would be there.
That Xenoblade 2 triggers everyone but me and I'm the only one actually excited for it. Seriously, I've scoured the web and everyone is bitching about everything in the game, despite it looking like a straight up improved sequel to the first game.
>>380659515
Yes
>>380659690
I love all things Xenoblade so you're not alone, anon. I think it looks great.
>>380651297
I learned who the best character in ARMS is.
>>380659702
Cute.
>>380659570
pic related
>>380658868
>Better than the alternative.
Yeah, probably. It was just so strange feeling like people were messing with you the whole time when you actually did interact them for onceI still have this feeling today sometimes ;_;
>>380651494
Time to play games bitch
>>380659548
I don't think he was meming I think they knew they already got the media hyped with Mario and Metroid alone and they had a Pocket Pokemon announcement too, so I reckon they're holding some stuff back just in case Sony does try it, REggie's smart son, he says he ain't playing no games it gaystation fags but they guy is slick as fuck
I am mad though I was hoping for a Animal crossing for switch that would be fucking bananas
>>380659515
YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>380659921
H doujins of her when
>>380659978
So Nintendo is playing 4D chess? Holy shit I like this!
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>>380659880
D A D D Y
>>380659978
Trust me they wont drop the animal crossing just yet, dont forget retro is working ona secret title too to absolutley destroy sony when they try to beg attention with the last of us crap
>>380659880
But that's not MasterMummy
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>>380660234
>IT'S CURRENT YEAR
I wanna hear more about /v/'s adventures with Latias.
>>380660234
>>380659690
I mean, I'm definitely gonna fap to big titty sword girl but it all just felt generic. Though, some of the landscapes shown in the trailer seemed pretty neat, but overall, just seemed super uninspired.
>you will never squad up with eric, tim, and latias
>>380660324
I want to hear more about what kind of panties she wears.
>>380660324
Well it involves me, my dick, her face and a lot of cum covering it
>>380659690
I'm really excited as well, it seems to fix most of the griped i've had with X & it plays more like Xenoblade 1.
>>380660324
Don't try to live vicariously through the ramblings of socially awkward twenty-somethings trying to imagine what high school could have been.
That ship has sailed for all of us.
>>380660376
>girl fetishists
Holy.Fuck.
SMASH PORT HAPPENING HOLY SHIT MY DICK
>>380660324
How's herfeet?
>>380660324
it involves a lot of me losing at videogames and being told to git gudbut I never do
>>380660324
I just want to hug her
>>380660324
You mean like how I want her to bully my dick?
>>380660558
at least link the video you stupid fucking child
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU-A6_IsNjw
>>380660652
oh yeah? well I want tofall asleep next to her!
>>380660838
Naked?
>>380660838
>ywn cuddle with Latias
why even live
>>380661201
>ywn plaster her whole face in your selfmade white ink
>>380661201
she's so cheery and cute it must be really nice to be around her
>>380661268
I want a plaster of her cute butt
>>380660324
>playing Nintendo with Latias on a Friday night
>decide to order pizza
>she's been getting bullied constantly all day so you decide to let her pick the toppings
>the pizza arrives
>you decide to go down stairs and pay for it to make her feel better
>when you come back upstairs with the pizza she is nowhere to be seen
>she comes back into her room a few minutes later
>she's wearing an oversized jumper that covers her panties area
>she's not wearing any bottoms so you get a good view of her legs and feet
>you realize that she is the cutest thing ever
>you play video games and eat pizza with her all night
>you're so happy to see her happy for once
>at least until Monday when the bullying starts all over again
>you now realize that this will never happen
20 minutes bros.
>>380661570
what is this
>>380661570
where?
link pls anon
>>380660410
Xenoblade is pretty generic character and story wise. It's the world that's always the best part. XC and XCX are scenery porn.
>>380661570
Where is this from?
>>380661570
project mayhem fag
>>380651297
I'll be getting one this fall just in time for Pokken DX/Mario
The lack of next gen MonHun is a huge fucking bummer though and will probably force me to buy a PS4 next year.
>>380661570
N-NANI?!
>>380651297
>No Smash 4 port
That's my only disappointment right now. I still plan to get a Switch soon. Hopefully I'll be able to soon preorder one of those Splatoon 2 bundles.
>>380661649
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>>380661727
On the stream bros.
>>380661837
Eh, just import XX if you want Monhun that badly.
There's no reason to buy a console for one game.
>thread about to end
>this was it
>won't be comfy again until next year same time
>no more fapping to audrey's tits and legs, theresa's cuteness, latias' face
>>380651887
Audrey a best
>>380651297
Only thing I learned is that I want a switch but can't find it in a god damn store in a 100 mil radius from where I live. Shit is making me not want one and just waiting until christmas or some shit.
>>380662094
they're not streaming
>>380662141
see you next year
>>380651297
Pretty much solidified that I will not be getting a Switch since nothing really interesting was announced.
>>380662094
You're being rused fags. It's a shoop.
>>380662141
its been a good run audrey knows dam well we lust after those tits she gave us some good shots
>>380662141
>tfw will be forever wondering what color panties Theresa and Latias wore each day
>>380652641
ranged filth
>>380662418
>boring white grandma style
>cute kuma-san pink ones
>>380662418
Latias goes commando, I read through her twitter
>>380662478
no no, no no no
no no
>>380662510
>implying they don't both wear thongs
>>380662418
>Theresa, ie. the woman who wasn't wearing a bra on stream today
>wearing panties
pick one
Switch is still garbage.
>>380662139
Eh, there is still Persona 5 and Crash remake I'm interested in, but my wallets gonna hurt between those two systems and two online subscribtions to take care of. I hate that the paywalled online meme even took off. Fuck you Microsoft.
>>380655189
god she's a spaz
>>380661837
I just wished they announced the localization of XX, would hold me over until World came out, but no. Fuck capcom.
>>380662510
they're both turbo autists. they obviously wear boxers and gym shorts everywhere.
>>380662965
that's kinda hot
last treehouse post of this e3
dedicated to my gf latias
who I will go cum on now
>>380662965
Maybe Latias but Theresa is a classy lady
>>380662786
>Fuck you Microsoft.
Sony*
They made it the industry standard.
>>380659325
>I just hope Nintendo doesn't release yet another "improved" iteration of the Switch shortly after purchasing it
0 chance of that before holiday 2018. Will probably be 2019 or later.
>>380663164
What pic?
Latias wears the same pair of panties for days at a time.
>>380660234
trying to get out of that junior status early i see
SUSHI GAME MUSIC
>>380663294
I want to sniff them when she changes
>>380662348
NEW THREAD
>>380652505
>>380663382
No anon, let it die
>thread about to die
see you guys in 363 days, it's been great
>>380651481
name my band /v/