If Ted Cruz was a fallout character, what would his stats be?

>>380641045
S 10
P 10
E 10
C 10
I 10
A 10
L 0

literally who

charisma would be negative 28

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>>380641254

THE DELEGATES, DAHNALD

>>380641045
didn't Trump called his wife ugly to his face?
then started begging for a position after it was obvious he was not going near the president chair

>>380641686
He looks like he's holding in a big poop

I wonder what it smells like haha

>>380641045
Delegates - 0

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>>380641686
Your delegates are getting very sleepy dahnald...

>>380641045
>[Terryfying Presence] The delegates, Donald

>>380642007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u77J0hI1mPg

S: 5
P: 8
E: 8
C: 1
I: 9
A: 5
L: 2

I don't doubt his political chops, it's just that he looks like the archetypal slimy politician in a direct-to-video movie

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You did good, kid. Oh, and the delegates... Keep em. They're yours. I never could get the damn things to work for me. Heh. I'll see you around, kiddo.

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>not maining jeb

>>380644925
He is truly a 1 in charisma

>>380645096
Jeb isn't 1 charima, he's 1 luck you dip.

>>380645269
>"Please clap"

He's a 1 charisma and thats being nice

Intelect would be 0

>>380647873
He's American, so that goes without saying.

>>380644925

[SPEECH 13/35] Please clap