ITT: countries that have not made a good game
Aaand this is a bait thread.
>>380640408
Are you kidding me?
>>380640408
We have Sakarin Villapaitapeli. Of course you filthy casuals wouldn't be aware of it.
>>380640408
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpurguX
Fuck you dumb nigger.
>>380640408
>what is grimrock
kill yourself.
Excuse me?
Don't forget Angry Birds.
>>380640408
Poland
>>380640408
Russia?
Sure is a quality thread you have there.
What, have you not played clasics such as Liero, Tapan Kaikki or Wings?
>>380640408
Max Payne / Alan Wake / Angry Birds
>>380640565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIZ3zs26RDQ
it's a good kameh
>>380640562
Jesus, this sounds hilarious. I'd try to force it in /rlg/ but I don't post there anymore.
>>380640408... Okay. Riddick is fucking amazing
>>380640643
DELETE THAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>380640565
you are truly a wart of a dick
>>380640762
Space Rangers 2.
>>380640970
literally wat?
>>380640838
BF2142 and every Battlefield before it were fucking god-tier.
>>380641097
An amazing Russian game!
>>380640408
Doesnt matter. They have hot vidya girls.
I expected an Asian country like Finland to produce good vidya games
>>380640838
Ludicrous post.
>>380640408
>Max Payne
>Alan Wake
>first 2 FlatOut games
Bad b8
>>380640565
Robbaz pls
>>380640562
>A: Sven-Olof, an AIDS carrier. Infects the player character with AIDS.
Fucking kek. Top bants
>>380641412
>>380640408
stop shitposting
>>380642562
World in conflict : They didnt vote left
>>380640408
u wot m8
Finland made the best DOS games back in the day. God, I miss those days.
>>380643574
Wait a minute that flag...
>>380640408
Who needs good games when you make the greatest meme known to mankind
>>380643384
Doesn't this game still exist in some form?
>>380644043
Might be, but the original DOS versions are always superior.
>>380640540
hihihii kutittaa
>>380644313
This was also fun when as a kid you tried to play it with 4 of you on one keyboard and a mouse. Mouse was really hard to play and someone always ended up with it.
>>380640774
FINLAND BREAD?
Mexico
>>380644741
Enemy is aiming at you?
Press all the buttons.
>>380640408
played Alienation a few weeks ago, it was good
>>380640408
How wrong can one anon be
>>380645491
I'll break your legs, Jian dog!
>>380641152
hey i read this comic earlier today on another website!
>>380640408
Ok, I'll eat your bait.
>>380644472
Voitit pelin!
>inb4 nintenbros replying "muh rare"
No. Limeys have never made a good game.
>>380645669
>Population of 9 mil
>Constantly in the top 3 e-sport winners
What's their secret?
>>380645679
you gotta like at least one GTA
>>380645669
Ignition
Early Battlefield
Codename Eagle
Ground Control
World in Conflict
Just Cause
Europa Universalis and all those games
>>380640540
Invataxi > Sakarin villapaska
>>380645863
autism
>>380645679
>>380640408
>He doesn't know about Areena 5
Search your heart. You know it to be true.
>>380646418
This. Thank you.
>>380646380
>tfw Joulupukki siunaa teon
>>380640762
Pathologic, IL 2, DCS World, Blitzkrieg, Silent Storm, Marauder as well as some others that I can't remember right now.
>>380645385
sequel when
Switzerland
>>380645679
Batman Arkham games
>>380645120
There was always that one kid who did that.
>ctrl+F: "uuno muuttaa maalle"
>0 results
Plebs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3d7XK-a3MU
>>380644313
This game seems to replicate the one you're talking about, but in 3D and with map editing possibilities. I loved it as a kid.
>>380645679
What's the best part with finland?
>>380646380
>>380646628
>tfw my savefile always got corrupted when it started getting really good
>>380641152
Going to jerk off to this later, thanks anon
>>380647046
>thats music
>>380640535
/thread. Everybody stop posting.
Did Germany make any games? I just think they made crysis 1. something else?
>>380640838
So far it's my GotY.
>>380645679
>Sniper Elite
>Alien vs. Predator
>Carmageddon
>Colin McRae Rally
>Conker's Bad Fur Day
>Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
I would continue but I'm too lazy to search through the list on Wikipedia, in addition to the games already mentioned here.
>>380647453
Well, Crysis 1 is a good game
Germany makes tons of games in general though
>>380645679
HELLO MY FRIENDGUH-HUH
>>380647621
>really wanted to play this
>price too high for being so niche
>read that you can lose hours of progress from dying
There are things that I never want to experience ever again in life and one of them is losing hours of progress in a game by dying.
It pains me so much that they made something that aesthetically lines up so much with what I want, but from the design perspective they broke one of my rules that you never break in gaming
>>380640779
>liero
mein neger
Checkmate.
>>380647882
>price too high for being so niche
It was in the Adult Swim Games Humble Bundle just a while back, granted it did have a high buy-in but the whole bundle was pretty great
>>380647882
>lose hours of progress
That never happened to me, there's hibernation chambers (save points) every dozen rooms or so, same with food-sources. You probably read one of the idiot players who refused to even finish it.
You'll just have a bitch of a time getting through the enemies, which is the challenge of the game. Rarely will RNG bitch you out completely.
>>380647993
Age of Conan & The Secret World were decent MMO's desu
Loads of good Swedish games even though it's such a small country.
>>380647126
Glorious GeneRally.
>>380647981
Too bad LieroX didn't have proper 0 reload time like the original.
Have Zimbabwe made any games?
>>380645679
Theme Hospital.
>>380647040
Fuck Bahrain.
My turn.
>>380648880
Mafia. Hidden and Dangerous 2.
>>380647993
Have we ever even MADE a game?
How come not a single person has posted the right answer yet?
>maplejews making anything worthwhile
>>380649116
Edgy
>>380649253
Weren't BioJews Canadian originally?
>>380640408
Any country in Africa or South America.
Middle East except Turkey.
All of Asia except Japan.
>>380640540
Sakarin Villapaitepeli is pleb tier shit. Elmerin Nahkatakki is the true patrician game.
>>380649253
Let's see here and go down the list for bignames (and think of the originals rather than sequels) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_Canada
I think people liked the original Assassin's Creed though I've never played.
Same with Baldur's Gate
Batman: Arkham
Bioshock
Company of Heroes
Deus Ex
Played and loved Don't Starve
Gears of War
Far Cry
Dragon Age
GTA4
Mass Effect
Need for Speed
Neverwinter Nights
Rainbow Six: Vegas
Simpsons: Hit and Run
Splintercell
W40K Dawn of War
>>380645114
*blocks your path
>>380645679
good bait
>>380649902
>lists a bunch of shit games
Just proving my point
>>380640838
Knytt, Within a Deep Forest and Knytt Stories came from there, so your post is absolutely wrong.
>>380640408
>>380640408
I think they made Cities Skylines, published by paradox, developed by a finnish developer
>Implying any of you faggots are cool enough to know about GeneRally
>>380640562
Yeah this is great
>>380650257
The sequel has been on development hell for like fifteen years already.
>>380640838
PAradox my man
>>380650257
>Ctrl+F: Generally
>Posted halfway through the thread
Fucking hell. I've never been so embarrassed of myself and so proud of you.
This is one of those games I really, really wish we could play together.
>>380645863
Good internet and a tradition of a wide variety of sports
I imagine why it's part of the reason why south koreans are so good at esports as well. There's just a culture about competing in sports, even if they're unfamiliar, so south koreans can even do play decent hockey. Not in the top league, but still better than you might imagine.
>>380650240
it's finnish and it pretty much displaced all city builders but it's a shame they can't do much beyond traffic simulation
hope the sequel allows for more politics and government so you can see natural city growth as a result of your policies rather than something with a guaranteed result no matter what you do with the plot of land
>>380650672
>play Cities Skyline
>Comet Sighted
>-1 stability
finland is fucking GAY lmao
>>380650460
>GeneRally 2
I never knew this was a thing. Reading the wiki page it's obvious it's some finnfuck who edited it, because the english is all over the place.
>Kickstarter
Fuck this gay world.
Literally nothing.
>>380641152
>her name is marianna princilla
>a finn
this shit is so fucking fake what a shit doujin
>>380651076
Nips have the dumbest fucking ideas about finns
>>380650985
But that's wrong you faggot
>>380648880
ARMA, faggotron.
>>380650257
>Implying I didn't have like 200+ car mods in it and dozens of custom maps made with pure autism just to play it with my brothers
Probably Portugal, I remember only that floribella game.
also there was some supposed decent game in development like 10 years ago but I forgot its name
>>380640408
If you exclude lots of freeware games from 90s and early 00s, then yes.
>>380641152
What kind of Finn has Marianna Prinsilla for a name?
Not a real Finn. Into the trash it goes.
>>380647453
Spec Ops: The Line
Gothic
tons of online games mostly popular in German-speaking countries only
>>380647867
SPOOK
>>380649247
Noctis IV was developed by an italian dude and it's literally the GOAT spacesim of old. It's a shame so few people here have played it, because it really was something. Paved the way for games like Kerbal Space Program.
I used to sit up in the middle of the night, exploring the pixelated galaxy with a cup of coffee. There was no music or sound and most of the planets had absolutely nothing on them, but every now and then you'd find some neat visuals to take pictures of. It invoked a really special mood that I haven't felt in a game since.
It also was abandoned, so we never got Noctis V.
>>380650672
>make an excellent base game to build on
>the expansions add stuff in a monkey paw -style way where it sounds really good but sucks in practice
All the wasted potential hurts me.
>>380640408
>Deluxe ski jump
>Tapan kaikki (TK)
>Liero
>Death rally
>Areena 4&5
Perkele!
>>380652027
>that
>italy
are you retarded or colorblind
>>380651076
>>380651812
lel triggered
>>380640565
this game is fun
i might start playing it again but i have online friends now that want to play games with me
how do people have time for singleplayer games anymore? when i play a game i play it a LOT so i have to shun other people pretty much
>>380650812
play Sim City 4 someday
>>380652126
>>380652126
The latter. I googled Italy's flag and it matched up in my eyes. Green, white, red.
little country, little people, many good games and drivers.
>>380640838
Hotline Miami?
>>380641152
tell the tl to change her name to Aike Parikka then ill fap to it
>>380644741
WINGS 2 is better :3
Sierra and Lucasarts ain't got shit.
Best country coming through.
>>380640408
I want Suomi to bully me and kick me in the nads tbqh
>>380647993
This game was god tier to play on the school computer when the teachers weren't looking.
>Collecting as much bling in stage 1 as possible
>Ignore every update until you can afford the camera
>Get some poorly drawn titties
>>380647993
Flåklypa Grand Prix was pretty nice.
>>380652690
>Estonia is known as a meme country, trying to get in to the nordic sphere
>Lithuania is known as a has-been-large-kingdom
>Latvia is known as that space between them filled with russian migrants
The biggest joke of the baltic nations, and that´s saying something
>No mention of Unreal World
What the fuck
>>380653249
>>Estonia is known as a meme country, trying to get in to the nordic sphere
That's not something to be proud of, though.
We're now anglos.Or at least /pol/ keeps trying push a meme, it seems.
being austrian I don't even know any austrian games. the videogame industry is virtually non-existent in the big scheme of things here and I'm sure if some random small game company isn't working on phone games or ports of older games they have to work very internationally.
>>380640838
lmao nice b8
bideo games :DDDDD
Name one good German game. One that isn't a job simulator or a tech demo.
You can't.
>>380640695
We made Painkiller, McPixel, BeatCop and Gorky 17. Fuck off, we are cool.
>>380654025There is that one with the lolis
>>380648880
Hidden and Dangerous 2 from the same people
Vietcong
Euro Truck Simulator
Original War
Adventure games by Amanita Studios (Samorost, Machinarium, Botanicula)
Dead Effect and Dead Trigger
First Operation Flashpoint game and ArmA series
Memento Mori
The Black Mirror
Cold War
Dex
El Matador
Factorio
And Kingdom Come: Deliverance, upcoming medieval RPG by some original Mafia devs
>>380640408
Reported for underage.
>>380650843
Bulju :DD
>>380640562
>meme game named spurdoX
>made in fucking 1987
>>380654025
Gothic. But sure, Germany produces suprisingly small amount of worthwhile games for a country of that size.
Lmao
>>380646669
Heroes V
>>380640408
Came to post this >>380640563 you plebby nigger.
>>380654285
reported for bad taste
>>380654847
They are busy working real jobs and keeping the entire EU afloat
>>380654864
Commandos was the shit.
>>380655356
>keeping the entire EU afloat
You mean running it to the ground?
>>380654995
Please, Liero was a god tier school computer lab game.
>>380644313
>Duplicate file exists.
Whaaat. Loved Slicks n Slide, one of my favorite Finnish hobby games, never seen it mentioned here before.
Triplane Turmoil was also good.
>>380654285
damn... this brings back memories... spamming chiquita bombs or blocking machine gun with fan... good times
>>380640408
>he didn't play the million finnish shareware DOS games
Also
SUOMI MAINITTU :DD
>>380652930
i tried playing it the other day, and god is the driving horrible. There's at least half a second latency. and the fact that the game run at 10 fps doesn't make anything better.
>>380641152
Name of comic please
>>380653115
not as a video game.
>>380640408
What I wanna know is why CoD has never had Finns vs Russians. There's going to be yet another WW2 CoD, but still they're just going to recycle the same old locales.
>>380652550
>drivers
>>380651076
>they have a reasonable finnish name
>completely butcher pronouncing their own name
This would be the worst if it also weren't so hilarious.
>>380654458
invalid
>>380647993
The Longest Journey was great.
And Dreamfall, while utter shit as a game, had some feels:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd7J_qcXoys
>>380654995
Molez is undeniably loathsome turbo trashbarf compared to Liero. It's got about 10% of the content with almost no customization. But wait, you can play it at 768p!
>>380657084
Too niche for the big audiences.
>>380645679
MOTHERFUCKER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>380657675
Carma 2 was such a buggy piece of barely functional shit.And it's still one of my favorite games ever
>>380656954
I liked it.
It even got a DS port many years after the PC release.
>>380651235
Anno doesn't count, because it was developed in a cooperation with an austrian and german company
>>380649116
>>380653708
Literally this.
I only know Koch Media, which is a Publisher and is located in the biggest redneck hole Reutte.
>>380645679
>HE HASN'T PLAYED FUCKING TIMESPLITTERS
>>380652930
Walla snuppa, kom inn i Mujaffas BMW
>>380658789
Expeditions: Conquistador, all the Hitmans except Absolution, Limbo and Inside are all pretty fucking good.
>>380658710
Mount and Blade muh nigguh
>>380640408
>guaranteedreplies
>>380640408LieroX was pretty good, used to play it fanatically back in the day
>>380658903
Oh shit that's fucking legendary
They don't make games at all
>>380658710
>What is Mount & Blade?
>>380640408
if you have played DOS games you have played finnish games
if you haven't played DOS games you are underage so fuck off
>>380647453
Crysis and the Cryengine was made by Turkish immigrants AFAIK
>>380643574
I enjoyed Tera for a while. And despite being a meme game, Player Unknown Battlegrounds is fun with friends.
>>380640408
Witcher 3
It won like 20 GOTY awards
>inb4 Hurr I don't like it so it's bad
>>380650985
Ori and the blind forest nigga
>>380659473
>Finland
>Witcher
American education
>>380653708
Instead of games, we've gotDenuvo
>>380658237
Carma 1 is one of my favorite games. I never played Carma 2. Now I've played Max Damage and it's probably my favorite. It's just Carma 1 except better.
>>380659713
All the slavs are the same.
>>380659639
Oh shieet Ori was austrian?
Didn't even know that.
>>380659958
>Finland
>Slavs
>>380645679
>>380653249
Latvians are known for potato and being unapologetic nazis
>>380660094
Well they are basically russians with a small dash of swedes in the west coast.
>>380654739
>spurdoX
It clearly says SpurguX
>>380660094
>falling for such easy bait
>>380659852
Did Max Damage fix the god awful performance, graphics and load times that Reincarnation had? Does it add new content?
I apparently got Max Damage for free at some point so I'll have to give it a shot.
>>380659958
Finns are asian.
>>380660320
I thought they were mongols?
>>380659958
We are the slav removers.
>>380657084
Njett Molotoff!
It's because Finns were allied with EBUL NAHTSEES and Finns didn't do anything bad enough to be portrayed as evil so they're just ignored.
Mannerheim=best Finn.
>>380659256
Crysis Warhead
Codename: Panzers
>Finnish game development
>>380650480
>Microsoft Paint is good
ok
>>380660394
Rude
We're Korean or some shit, Philippino maybe
>>380659958
Best way to piss people off.
>Irianians and arabic people are the same
>>380647993
Alright. Let's compare all the nord countries
Finland has Max Payne
Sweden has Riddick
Denmark has Hitman
Iceland has EVE
Norway has _____?
>>380640408
Trials, nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSrLoEAZlO0
Everybody knows Remedy, but it's kind of weird how many people don't know RedLynx is Finnish.
>>380658710
>Mount and Blade
>At least one Crysis game
>>380660639
>he didn't try a world conquest as an opm in africa
>>380649536
i don't see what that had to do with good games
>>380650962
that map is Keen Dreams as fuck
>>380660375
Yes, the performance is all fixed. Runs silky smooth on my rig.
I don't know about "new" content but I just like the way it's unapologetically just a modern updated Carma 1. Got rid of the worst maps and added decent new ones. Old returning ones are all updated and expanded in fantastic ways. No Fear Factory soundtrack though. But you can open the game files with winrar and add your own music tracks.
>>380660839
My friend works at Redlynx and she had to work on the godawful Blood Dragon Trials mashup.
>>380657084
>caring about AAA shitДoлбoeб чтoли?
>>380661279
Is she a girl (male)?
>>380650220
Chroma Squad
>>380660834
Th-the Longest Journey?
O-owl Boy?
>>380660343
>>380661564
No. She's a real gamur gurrl. A great programmer. Originally from Poland but lives in Helsinki.
>>380662915
>lives in Helsinki
Why would anyone want to live in that hell hole?
>>380663234
'Cause it's metal to live in a place that starts with "hell".
>>380647453
Sacred
>>380663234
Because everyone thinks that you can only start a game studio in Helsinki, and that's why everyone who wants to get employed in the industry has to move there. Actually nobody can afford to move there, so they move outside it within a comfortable public transport commute distance.
>>380663512
There's also a part of the Helsinki port right in front of the president's offices that's literally called "The Cholera Basin". Yeah, named after that deadly disease.
Mexico
>>380663804
>Mann
>>380663804
Isn't it like a tax paradise? Why don't all british companies move there?
>>380664936
Because we can't guarantee your safety if you don't let us protect you. It would be a shame if something bad happened if you did anything by yourself.
>>380653249
who /propilkki/ here?
>>380640408
unreal world
now fuck off
Canada, they're only known for Bioware and I think the Wii Punch Out.
>>380667212
was about to post this
>>380667212
Fuck you, cunt. We made LA Noir.
Hand of Fate is also an Aussie project.
>>380667212
Micro Forte, the dudes who made Fallout Tactics, were Australian.
Also Satellite Reign. Not sure if anyone's played that, but it's pretty fucking great.
>>380640838
Are you taking the piss, m8?
>>380650220
Tcheco in the castle of Lucio is KINO, go play it.
>>380667212
We were part of the development team for Bioshock you cunt.
>>380640540
That game was a masterpiece.
>>380649623
Then you probably didn't try the sequel. https://my.mixtape.moe/wohfdu.swf
>>380650085
>someone mentions Nifflas's games
My nigga.
>>380667212
Get fucked mate.
>>380649253
Punch-Out (Wii)
Luigi's Mansion 2
>>380645863
People start playing video games at a really low age for some reason. Online games make this very evident.
>>380652930
I just bought the camera, picked up one slut and got bored every time I played.
>>380668254
>Micro Forte
Huh, for some reason I always thought they were French or something, maybe I just confused them with Microïds or something.
Tactics wasn't very good either way..
>>380645679
Apologise
every country that isn't japan
Also genuine question.
Has any successful game ever come out of India?
I bet they couldn't even make a street shitting simulator.
>>380667212
wrong color stars, it's welsh australia that's done nothing
>>380645679
>>380670025
every non-garbage british game seems to be scottish
i'm gonna go ahead here and say that it's the english fucking suck
>>380670467
What about the best game lionhead ever made, The Movies, wasn't that the english?
>>380664936
the rest are registered in the city of london or the caymans instead. same difference. or bermuda. or the channel islands. and so on.
>>380670025
>those ultra long qeues
noob
>>380670693
i dunno, where's adrian moore from?
and do you really want molyneux on your head?
>>380669593
>Tactics wasn't very good either way..
Nigger, say that to my face in real life and see what happens.I unironically believe that Fallout Tactics was the best Fallout game ever made.
>>380643574
this desu
>>380670415
Path of Exile is really good at what it does.
Does Portugal even make games?
>>380640838
oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>380652325
that's orange anon.
you might be slightly colorblind. it's the irish flag.
>>380649253
*blocks your path*
>>380650220
Mods count, right?
>>380640408
Fuck off Finland has the best games
http://store.steampowered.com/bundle/2952/Valkeala_Software_Bundle/
>>380673428
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUQtAaLr-a9i74bECyIH3ZQ
These games make everything else look like pure shit
>>380667212
Do remakes count?
>>380645669
>>380640838
Well they did kind of make the second best selling video game of all time.
>>380645491
fuck you
>>380656928
reco love