Comfy treehouse thread: More Metroid edition https://www.yo

>>380632396
THERESA, PLEASE MARRY ME, I BEG YOU!

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Latias edition

MOTHER 3

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

We need to nip the pathetic waifuposters in the bud.

They're going to kill these threads

>literally just melee + shoot
What is this casualized shit

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Tubes?

this feels like a complete retread of the first time they showed it

as excited as I am for this game, there's nothing much else to show

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ITT WE LAUGH AT 3DPDFAGS AND KIRBYFAGS

HAHAHA

>>380632460
Bill I know you're reading this.

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>what inspired this remake
what a fucking mysteryu

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alright nerds

Audrey or Theresa?

Will Kirby ever be shown

>>380632484
delete

>>380632492
They already have, anon.

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PORTABLE AUDREY AND THERESA

>>380632543

Theresa as girlfriend

Audrey as wife

>>380632543
Fuck off and stop ruining these threads.

>>380632543
Erik

>>380632492
>nip waifuposters in the bud
you're about 3 years too late to do that for these threads buddy

Hey treehouse anon, is that really /v/ in the Odyssey's woman laptop?

>>380632495
>literally the first five minutes of the game
>"wow why is it showcasing this new mechanic"

Yes because every fucking enemy is gonna act the exact same

retard

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>Theresa will never be your imouto

>>380632526
Well, the interview with Sakamoto is talking about different stuff.

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What are some good reasons to watch Treehouse?

>>380631043
>>380631043
>>380631043

AND

ONE

LAST

THING

>>380631043
>>380631043
>>380631043

>>380632549
It doesn't need to be. They don't even have to announce it and Kirby platformer will sell 1 million+.

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>>380632543
Theresa!

>>380632604
Cute

>Corey Danger will never dominate you in Splatoon

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>>380632543

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Thank god they got this other guy to talk. Now Theresa can't spill her spaghetti everywhere.

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Who else is replaying or getting into Metroid because of the new announcements?: I got Metroid Zero Mission and properly injected Metroid Fusion on my hacked 3DS so that I can get into the classic titles before the remake. Going to play through Metroid Prime series once the Prime 4 release comes nearer.

>>380632661
Fuck off.

>>380632543
Chika

>>380632661
Fucking gullible retard

WHERE IS

>BUSTERS
>3DS KIRBY
>SWITCH KIRBY

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tfw gonna miss the last of treehouse and the 3ds announcement because work

3D actually matters when it's a 2D Platformer

So im looking forward to it

>You can download the trailer to see it in 3D

NEAT

>>380632632
Likely not. It very well could have been 2Chan, though. This is Japan, remember.

So, wait
Do I need a New Nintendo 3DS to play?

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>>380632495
>counters you have to time
>casual

the retards are out today

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Smug Theresa is best Theresa

can we talk about the actual game please

>>380632692
good taste in manga, anon

The 3D trailers always look like dogshit, don't know why they're pushing this

>>380632484
>the palpable fear in Latias's eyes

How big, anons?

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>>380632768
>Perifag
Good, you don't deserve shit

I'm torn. Which two of the following items should I buy this summer? I already have a Switch with BotW and MK8D.

>>ARMS
>>A pro controller
>>A second set of joycon
>>Splatoon 2

fug I thought they were teasing a short demo but it's just a trailer

WHAT THE FUCK WHY CAN'T YOU RUN AND SHOOT AT THE SAME TIME IN THIS GAME?!

These threads are too fast and have too many shitposters to be comfy anymore.

>>380632768
when is treehouse over?

>>380632796
nope, they would have said so.

>>380632719
>>380632759
>denialfags/pessimists within minutes

cant make this shit up

>Get shitty company to make a shitty metroid game to please the rabid fans
>Some asshole fan releases a game so much better than us based on Metroid 2, a game nobody cared about
>Get rid of it
>Oh fuck everybody hates us now
>Rework the game into a Metroid 2 remake
>Everyone thinks we had the idea first and forgives us

>>380632814
Stop being a pathetic waifuposter who will never experience the true love and touch of a woman, Bobby

>>380632863
you can, they're just not doing it

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>>380632525

So we know that the sjw prostitute was the one reading the threads before.
Who do you think is here now?
My vote is for Sam.

>>380632863
They probably just suck.

There are Metroid fans that are still disappointed after this E3.

>WE JUST COULDNT PASS UP ON THE 3D
>releases 2ds xl

>>380632796

They didnt say it was N3DS exclusive yet

>>380632816
I love the new physical attack, they took the best part of Other M and integrated it to 2D

There's like 3 of these threads. Would a /vg/ general not make more sense?

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>Treehouse rep confirms they know we want Smash DX

GET HYPE?

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WHERE IS JOSE
WHERE IS HE?

TELL ME /V/
DID HE SCORE?

>>380632857
Splatoon 2 and a pro controller

why can not metroid crawl ?

>>380632814
>Capture d'écran
>d'écran
>é
GOD DAMMIT BOBBY!

>>380632814
boy, you ain't right

>>380632495
It's better than
>literally just shoot

Audrey is Mommy, Theresa is Imouto

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desu this doesn't look bad at all senpai

MercurySteam developing it is concerning

>>380632807
>>380632814
you will not be tolerated

>>380632792
Futaba is not blue,

>>380632814
That boy ain't right.

>>380632484
Wait is one of them literally a pokemon or is it a nickname

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Hey /v/, Treehouse here.
Isabelle is mine!

>>380632495
Enemies were floaty and slow as hell in the series because of how little options Samus had at close range in the previous games. Seems like a smart addition.

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>FE Warriors won't have a Fir DLC

Why can't we have nice things.

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That shy smile nggggghhhh

>>380632914
>Hurr why don't you like spam

>>380632857

Splatoon 2 is a must buy

>>380632814
kek

>>380632867
/v/ finally had their revenge for the thank you card

>>380632692
Fuck, it fits.

>>380632939
Don't talk shit about my wife! Theresa can even bomb jump!

>>380632814
Goddangit Bobby. Watching your vidya wafers.

>>380632814
Dang it, Bobby

>>380632814
go outside and get a real girl Bobby

>>380632863
You can, but you are locked in place when you shoot in all directins

This remix sounds almost the exact same as the AM2R remix

>>380632914
I hate retards like you spamming bullshit

>>380632952

Fuck that, don't listen to the little bitches

We need a NEW Smash game, not a fucking port

>>380632396
GOOD LORD PLEASE FORGIVE MY SINS

>>380632543
Sam

>>380633016
>>380633114
For a person advocating for comfiness you are acting pretty frustrated and not-comfy right now. Seething.

What is the blonde manly looking ones name?

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Never forget.

I WANT TO SUCKLE ON THOSE TITS

Remember to report shitposters.
This is the comfy thread.

>>380632716
I've already played through all Metroid games (even Other M, don't play that) so it'll be a replay through it all again.

I'm so looking forward to returning to Metroid Prime 2, my all time favourite game.

>>380633109
Except now it's going to be in a better game.

>>380632916
Mirror of Fate and LoS 2 weren't their fault. Konami made them shit out MoF becausee LoS2 needed more time and then Konami forced them to release LoS2 early as well.

>>380632863
You can. There are two methods of shooting: the usual shoot in a specific direction (up, down, etc) a la the older 2D titles, and the 360-degree "free shooting" that you can only do in one place since it requires the circle pad. They're showing off the latter but you can stick to the former.

>>380632962
Thanks, anon. That definitely sounds like the safest choice.

>>380632952
>Literally confirming they have nothing yet the babbies are gonna ruin shit with a port if they keep begging
die

>>380632492
>Treehouse threads are the same for years
>Suddenly on the third day a bunch of offended retards
Why don't you go back to neogaf?

Kirby is next, enjoy!

>>380632952
no please, is too soon

>>380632796
Nope, you aim with the circle pad.

>>380632707
But I want her to spill

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Holy fuck, this stupid bitch Theresa can't speak publicly worth shit.

>>380633131
>haha u mad?
Excellent argument

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>>380633056
>>380633064
>>380633079

>>380632997

They are being led by Sakamoto and others

it's going to be fine

>>380633156
It's actually a bit better if you filter the names

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>>380632659
I like the developers getting brought on stage and getting to hear what they have to say!

>>380632950
no there aren't three threads, just this one

Fellow /3DSpirates/ are you actually planning on supporting this game? Seems like a ton of attention to detail was put into it, very polished as well. Will you buy it anon?

>>380633012
I hope Kaya8 does the art for FE16

>>380633006
You can have Isabelle, but back the fuck off from Theresa. She's mine.

Theresa has great skill!
I love her!

>>380633142
Eric ;_;

>>380633203
thanks kendra :)

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>>380633167
>better game

>>380632827
>They should have just made you pay full price for the fangame that was previously free

metroifags everyone

AM2R still exists, it's still good, you can play right now with a google search

>>380633267
They literally all got banned

>>380632543
Audrey "Tittymonster" Drake

>>380633267
I'll buy it to support metroid, but keep it sealed and pirate it

>>380633267
I'm pirating Ever Oasis and maybe buying later, and buying this because I love Metroid and want to encourage more 2.5 games in the series.

>>380632604
It's a bit too big for me anon

>>380633256
this. probably one of my favorite reasons for sticking around

>>380633267
Yes already preorder the special edition at FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>380633006
Dammit, Bill! We know!

>>380632396
>metroid for ants
why can't we get a fullscreen feed? This is crap

>>380633339
what

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>>380633006
Prove it trintran

Anyone worried that the scan pulse takes experimentation away? Or would you say it takes the tedium out of it by not having to bomb every thing?

>>380633318
dumb romneyposter

>>380633339
You can still play games, even when banned.

>>380633267
I would but I'm banned, so I'll have to freeshop it.

>>380633417
Kirby is next!

>>380633431
ah yes i love 240p games at full screen thank you nintendo

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>she is wearing pantyhose again
I had things to do today goddamn

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Audrey and Theresa is for...

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>>380632814
Hnnnng

>>380632857
ARMS and a pro controller.

Joycons over Pro Controller is not worth it (unless you already have a Pro Controller), because split Joycons for 2 players is horrible and because the Pro Controller will improve your single player experience. I mean, the only upside of second set of joycons is that you can use it for two players, but that's really not worth it compared to the benefit that your pro controller will give you.

ARMS is the shit, it has great intuitive pacing in the fights and its not as autistic with shitloads of combinations that you have to muscle memorize like the other fighting games.

Splatoon is overrated as fuck, the controls are wonky and bad and the biggest gripe I have with it is that whenever I play it, I feel like I'd have a better time if I just played CSGO. In Splatoon, youre constantly in a hurry, its vastly inferior from a tactics/teamplay perspective, you cant talk to your teammembers, etc. There's literally no reason to play a shooter on console when every toaster pc can run CSGO.

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>Theresa dropping spaghetti on stage, Audrey helping her

This is just like my japanese animes

>>380633269
I just don't want any more Koizaki.

The one guy who draws the old men in Heroes would be a cool artist.

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>>380633431
>putting 3DS games on a big screen

>>380633465

It's better

>>380632396
It's something new expected or I can go fuck myself?

>>380633436
Dumb pirates connected to the internet and Nintendo dropped the banhammer as soon as they did

I usually buy the 3DS games I want to support then trade them into Bestbuy the next day.

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>>380633267
>Fellow pirates
>Implying you belong here

>>380632661
That could've just been somebody from /v/ at E3 who saw they were setting up Metroid stuff. We know there's at least 1 anon there.

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>>380633446

>>380633465
It looks like it's entirely optional. People who want to use it can, those who don't are free not to.

>>380633267
Yup. I didn't buy Federation Force because that was shit from announcement to the final boss.
But to support an actual Metroid game that seems okay I'm down for throwing money at it... I need the special edition.

>>380633339
Nintendo is so shit at security I actually unbanned myself.

>>380633476
Not if you were banned for playing Sun/Moon early.

>>380633482
you can still use the eshop if you are banned.

Its the "three"house person here.

Game to be revealed soon is Wario World 3DS

: ) and love from Treehouse.

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Obligatory

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>>380633142
Never forget

>>380633510
Lesbian double fisting with no men involved

>>380632950
mods are enforcing /vg/ rules. Early threads and duplicates are being deleted

>>380633005
She's a pokemon.

I really like the addition of the melee counter. The metroids in the original tend to charge a lot, so this frees you up to find more ways to deal with them beyond just timing and jumping.

Do you think Audrey knows that /v/ is lusting after her tits?

>>380633572
ARMS DLC will be revealed.

Mother 3 is the final reveal.

>>380633516
How long before the fanart of her in this outfit comes out?

>>380632396
ME WANT MILKY!
ME WANT MILKY!

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>>380633596
I want to be Bill

>>380632997
At worst it will be mediocre. The gameplay clearly isn't awful.

>>380633465
I like it, but if you don't you can just not use it

>>380633619
>Wario World 3DS
pls be real

>>380633646
She thrives on it.

What's with the 2nd game in every Nintendo series having weird shit that no other game had?

And why is Nintendo suddenly interested in remaking them?

>>380633578
I haven't turned on my 3ds in months so I sure I'm fine but would you explain what happened?

>Kenji Yamamoto
>Minako Hamano
Based

>>380633465

I like it because it reminds me of the scan ability in Metroid Prime

>>380633510
Audrey is for avoiding, Theresa is for asking out on a date.

>>380633589
Treehouse lurks here since we sent the card, proof is the list of posts Rapp had.

>>380633610
You can also just unban your 3ds.

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>>380633572
it is a mystery

>>380633627
Mods are doing their job?
That's nice for a change

>>380633482
>he hasn't unbanned himself yet
idiot

Who is the girl with white hair?

>>380633339
>Turn on 3DS to check if I ever got banned
>Nope

>>380633619
Cautious hype

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>>380633596
Superb taste, Bill

>>380632997
>>380633249
TeamNinja made actual good games and were led by Sakamoto.
Samus is even wearing the Other M suit.
He's still salty about Other M

>>380633610
what the heck are you on about, youre only banned from online services like your friends list and from playing online. hell, you can still access the eshop (and therefore also download games for free from the freeshop).

>>380633646
She's known for a while, m8

>>380632396
The game looks really good.
It makes me so happy Metroid is back

>>380633572
3DS player for the switch.
Play 3DS games on the switch

>>380633619
Don't fucking port smash 4 don't listen to those stupid tourney babbies

>>380633619
5 and your a lying faggot

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>>380633619
>mfw this might be legit

>We wanted to retell the story of how Samus met the baby Metroid since that's such an important pivotal moment in the series
This is an Other M prequel. It's Other M in 2D using Metroid 2 as a base.

>>380632941
false flaggers and shitposters

>>380633525

CSGO is the least fun I've ever had playing a FPS game. I got it basically for free with steam wallet bux from selling cards and I still felt fucking ripped off.

>>380633225
So you move with the D-Pad and aim with the Circle Pad?
Then what does the other circle pad on the N3DS do then? Because I feel that you can move with that as well, which means N3DS players get an advantage since they can move and aim

>>380633493
>>380633562
Slightly zoomed in should be OK.

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>new announcement
>super smash bros DX
>new 3ds only

>>380633465
As it's optional I think it's nice, and may be nice for those that are terribly tedious to get

>>380633692
Does Zerk have a twitter? Would be nice to see his reaction to this, he deserved it.

>>380633740
>>380633771
You can unban from online playing but not from the eShop.

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>>380633619
how fucking dare you get my hopes up like that, I hate you

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When are they going to show more Splatoon? I want more.

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Theresa is such a dirty slut.

>>380633619
sup threehouse fag. if true, is it getting shadow dropped and avilable today or another 2018 bullshit

>>380633619
Pls don't do this to my heart also Theresa if that's you. Please know you like beautiful today

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So why won't they make Melee HD when there's such a high demand for it and it's one of the few Nintendo games that are widely played and seen frequently after 16 years of being played?

>>380633525
This is what my heart is telling me. I had a blast playing the testpunch once I got the hang of it, and the tournament just made hyped me up even more.
The testfire, on the other hand was fun, but I didn't get into it nearly as much.
I play plenty of shooters on my PC, anyway.
Thanks for sharing your thoughts, anon.

>map confirmed to be designed by a veteran
Sweet.

Nintendo should organise another Treehouse around December or so
Like Sony has its Playstation Experience

>>380633717

Not him

but remember when Pokemon Moon got leaked early and Pirates swarmed for it?

The fucking morons used online in it, Nintendo caught them and banned them from online features

>WE WANT METROID
>here is fed force

>THIS IS GARBAGE (they were right about this at least)
>IT'S SHIT
>NOT EVEN WORTH A PIRATE
>ok

>here is metroid prime 4
>WHERE IS 2D METROID HUH? WHERE'S 2D METROI-
>here is Samus Returns
>IT LOOKS SHITE
>THE DEVELOPER MADE A SHITTY GAME I NEVER PLAYED BUT I HEARD IT WAS SHIT
>I'LL PIRATE IT

I'm sorry but is there a more entitled fanbase? This isn't conjecture so much as me literally reading the Metroid threads over the past few days.

>>380633619
I HAD SHIT TO DO
BUT THIS IS IT
FUCK IT
IT IS WHAT IT IS

>>380633952
How many times must your thread be deleted for you to stop?

>>380633914
>DLC/Digital Deluxe for New 3DS
>Retail release for Switch

>>380633716
2nd game is usually when you want to experiment with what you had done in the 1st so you can tell what you can do further in the series if more will be made. I guess Nintendo is remaking them because it's an easy way to reintroduce these older concepts and experiments back into the series. Otherwise it just makes sense because both Metroid and FE had remade the first game already (and third in FE's case)

>>380633934
Why would you even need the eShop?

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>>380633619
You best not be playing nigga

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>>380633619
I won't raise my hopes.

>>380633619
>"three"house person here
>three

>Wario World 3DS

don't you toy with us

>>380633934
the ban isn't from eshop just online play

eshop still works if youre banned

Just confirmed live on stage:

>Japan director oversees the map design and layout

GOOD
VERY GOOD

Sounds like Nintendo is overseeing and using MercurySteam for the labour.

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>>380633952

>>380633619
I WANT TO BELIEVE GOD DAMMIT

>>380633619
We need another Wario game so I hope this is true.

>>380633619
Don't play with my emotions

>>380633619
pls be real

>>380632396
I remember that segment from AM2R. It was great.

>>380633965
It's too niche.

>>380633619
fake, wouldn't know how to spoiler

>>380633965
>high demand for it
Far from it, only a very small amount of people actually want it

>>380632692
Give me the source! Google search sucks!

>>380633978
If they don't do one for Splatoon 2's launch, they will for SMO's

>>380633990
>A more entitled fanbase
Sonic, maybe? They're getting a literally perfect game this year and some still whine about rehashes.

>>380633578
>>380633436
>>380633339
I thought only the ones who played MHXX online got banned?
I'm not banned. Then again I didn't fall into the sellout trannys scheme and didn't update luma.

game looks fun to me. Like how Other M should have been.

>>380633619
AHHHHHH

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I still can't believe the 3DS is getting the Metroid game it deserves, I gave up on that long ago.
And it looks fucking amazing.

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>>380633990
>implying threads on /v/ are an accurate representation of the fanbase
/v/ is almost nothing but shitposting man

Literally everybody already news that Smash Deluxe is a thing and it's just a matter of time until it's released. But it won't be today. Probably because they don't want to take the spotlight from Pokken and ARMS.

Still, there are enough hints already. Just look at the twitter banner of Nintendo Versus. Or how some retailers already spoilered Smash Switch compability of the new amiibos.

>>380633990

It's just a loud minority who have bias against 2.5D and just wants Sprites

>>380633990
You forgot Other M from your shitpost

>fatass
>constant voice cracks
>man voice
what's the appeal about theresa again

>>380633619
>No Switch again
Nintendo better drop 3DS next year

>>380632857
Splatoon and pro controller without a single doubt. Trust me, you won't regret it

>veteran working on map design
>veterans working on music
I'm a lot more optimistic about this game

>>380634015
To let them know people want to buy Metroid games

>>380634027
People banned for playing S/M early got two bans, one of them blocked eShop.

>>380632959
Theresa's legs are ugly

>>380633510
cumming inside their shirts backstage before they go on stage so they spill spaghetti juggling questions, playing the game, and hiding the wet spot in their shirt by shifting their legs constantly.

>>380634142
Megumi Amano wa Suki Darake. Pretty comfy fanservice manga.

>>380633990
what the hell are you talking about

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>>380633990
It's just shitposters.

the true fans are content. Never in my wildest dreams did I expect two Metroid games at E3. I am very greatful

>>380634176
>Smash Switch compatibility

Source?

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>>380633692

>>380633991
KILLIN' IT

>>380634265
Audrey's face is ugly.

>>380633619

No it's not

You couldve easily copied the last thread guy

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>>380633619

>>380633619
HALF LIFE THREE
SWITCH EXCLUSIVE
HOLY SHIT

>>380633981
oh I remember that! fucking morons kek

>>380633990
They aren't metroid fans, any main game announced even if it not look very good we will praise it. This are only hypsters

>>380634004
>for Wii U

>>380633619
I hope it's true.
I will make love to you.

>>380634265
Beggars can't be choosers

>>380632543
Audrey takes care of herself and her body and seems like a cool gal. Theresa don't seem to care that much and I think she'd be trouble in the long run due to her timid and insecure personality. Audrey it is.

I'd bang any of them until a new big bang happened

>>380633990
>/v/ representing anything
And I've been to quite a few of those threads, the majority seems content. Happy even.

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>>380634162
I can't believe we got a 3DS Metroid at all, much less two Metroids announced at one E3. It still feels like a dream

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>>380633619
Give us a sign

Give us a thumbs up the next time you're on stream

I want to believe

>No José
How unfortunate.

>>380633897
Then just play a different shooter on PC, preferably one that is less about entry-fragging and raw aim but more about objectives, or whatever you like in shooters.

Matches in Splatoon are super short, even if ranked, and the gunplay itself just feels shit. You cannot talk to your teammates, any tactical approach goes out the window, and its just a lesser experience compared to a PC shooter you like. But hey, I also dont get how people can put a lot of hours into Mario Kart online when its the same old meaningless shit that only takes a few minutes and then youre done.

>>380634326
>he doesn't understand the tits and teeth aesthetic

>>380632952
>people want the same game more than a new installment
what is wrong with this world. 5 more years of Cloud would be the absolute worst thing to get

>>380634361
It's dead m8, 3DS is the new (old) hotness.

>>380633686
Shiggy is so cute wtf

>>380634360
Didn't there used to be an Other M spammer?

>>380633323
You're a fucking retard
Look at Sega. They hired Christian Whitehead and other fan creators and they did Sonic Mania which looks awesome

If Nintendo wasn't so retarded they would have done the same with AM2R's creator by hiring him and making his game official

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>>380634421
glad to see you guys are finally getting something good
godspeed, metroidguy

Nobody talks about 3D anymore but I guess it'll look pretty cool in this game.

>>380633990
Same problem as with any game announcement: the people who don't like something are more inclined to vent their frustrations and continue to do so for longer, the people who do like something are more likely to just enjoy it quietly.
The copycat shitposting culture and the stupid idea that anyone who likes something is a corporate shill makes this problem far worse too by making the negative group larger and the positive group even less inclined to post because someone will just shitpost at them rather than discussing.

Could someone who is familiar with Metroid 2 pull up an emulator and find these parts of the game and put them side-by-side with this new footage?

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>>380634320
They removed it though.

>Short elevator cutscenes
Reminds me of Zero Mission

can you waifu bomb jump like this? checkmate audreyfags

>>380634176
>how some retailers already spoilered Smash Switch compability of the new amiibos.
Link?

>>380632857
Arms and Splatoon. Bam 2 games, get the splatoon 2 pro controller later on. Don't know why everyone wants you to have just one game.

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>>380633619
Please be real.

actual treehouse guy here

new game is F-Zero X

>those masterful bomb jumps
I LOVE THERESA

MLG Anaheim Global Pro League Stage 2 Qualifier is on now, so I must leave

>>380633990

The Berserk fanbase is just as bad. They were nitpicky shits when we got the movie trilogy and now we have the lowest budget show possible. The movies had their flaws but they were directed well and the scenes that mattered looked incredible. So what if there were wonky faces in the fucking background that you don't even see for a few seconds?? I fucking hate the Berserk fanbase.

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>/v/ finds this attractive

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>>380633619
PLEASE NINTENDO I NEED THIS

>>380634469

This is part of the reason as to why the industry is the way it is today. There's no incentive for devs to try because we keep begging for the same shit over and over again.

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>>380633619

>>380634532
>You're a fucking retard
Read the post I replied to, he said Nintendo should have taken AM2R and released it as a RETAIL release. Do you know how much of a shitstorm that would have caused?

Now if you want to contract AM2R creator and get him to make an ORIGINAL Metroid game like you are suggesting, that's a different and very viable idea.

>>380634625
She must've been practicing since the last time they showed SR.

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>two Metroid games coming
>not one but TWO METROIDS
What a time to be alive.

VARIA SUIT

>>380634659
correct

My dad is Treehouse and he told me they're going to reveal Idol M@ster x Pokemon: Jigglypuff's Quest for Money.

>>380634606
Even Wario World 3DS is more believable than an new F ZERO game.

>>380634557
The map design is completely different, it's a complete reimagining rather than a remake (the changes are even more drastic than the changes made in Zero Mission). In the original game, you started off with your Morph Ball and Missiles, here you have to acquire them again.

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Reminder this will have extra post-game like Zero Mission.
Sakamoto confirmed.

VARIA SUIT MOTHERFUCKERS

Best suit ever, fite me.

>that music
sick reference, nice

I REALLY HOPE PRIME DOESNT SUCCUMB TO CASUALIZATION.
DONT LET ME DOWN WHO TEAM

>>380634532
Except Nintendo still has veterans that have worked on the franchise since Super Metroid. Sega lost all their talent from the 90s, so that's why they've resorted to hiring fans.

>>380634532
Whitehead made his own classic sonic engine, made multiple proof of concepts and went to sega. AM2R is using a premade engine and assets.

>lower norfair
YES

>>380634606
A remaster of an n64 game?

>>380634721
I would buy this

MAPS REDESIGNED BY TAKEHIKO HOSOKAWA

HOLY SHIT

http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Takehiko_Hosokawa

>He was the system director and a game designer for Metroid Fusion, a course designer for Metroid: Zero Mission

NICE

GAME CONFIRMED FOR NOT DOGSHIT

>>380634721
Puff confirmed to be Goyim Type.

>>380634703
she did it the first day they started streaming it

>>380633990

>THIS IS GARBAGE (they were right about this at least)

HAHAHAH. Nice history revision mate. Anytime someone said Fed Force was bad, they were called a "filthy sony roach".

Aw damn this music is great

>>380633619

>Wasting 3D Platform Brawler on the 3DS

Nope, not real

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>>380632543
>choosing anything other than Theresa

>>380634543
Thanks Kirbybro. Hopefully you'll get some footage a the next Direct.

>>380634758
Origin of Phazon confirmed

>>380634758
Nice, I wonder if they will ad a federation ship, as they have added fed soldiers' corpses

L I G H T N I N G A R M O R

SMUTFICS OF AUDREY AND THERESA WHEN
FUCKING WHEN

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>>380633436
>>380633578
>>380633339
The guy's a retard. A few people got banned from one random ban wave (including a bunch fo people without any hacked 3DS). I and plenty of people with fully hacked and riced out 3DS systems aren't banned at all.

>>380634758
>it's a section where you have to breastfeed the baby Metroid

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>>380634494
It's nice to see him and Bill palling around

>>380634853
The music is being done by Yamamoto and Hamano too (the two who did the music for Super Metroid).

what if metroid was a guy?

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>Lower Norfair remix
Yaaassss

So who's dick do I have to suck around here to get a Switch?

GODDAMN

>>380634863
>Anytime someone said Fed Force was bad, they were called a "filthy sony roach".

the game had poor sales, poor critical reception, and horrible buzz basically everywhere

i don't know where you're getting that from other than shitposters on /v/

why does the varia suit looks like its not 64i like the rest of the game?

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>yfw the lower norfair kicks in

Who the fuck wants to watch a Metroid game they haven't played? Maybe it's alright for people that already played Metroid 2 or AM2R. This shit has been going on too long and is too spoilery, you need to go in with a blank mind.
I might get a 2DSXL for this shit because it does look good though.

"Three"house person here again.

Game to be revealed soon is E.T. for Switch

: )
<3 Treehouse.

PS I fucked Theresa backstage

Didn't everyone see Smash Bros Switch and Pokemon Stars on Amazon Earlier?

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What's the safest "even more obscure than fucking F-Zero" bet?

>New The Legendary Starfy
>New Custom Robo
>New Golden Sun
>New Sin & Punishment
>New Doshin the Giant

>>380634721
I unironically would buy this.

Damn this Metroid looks really neat. Gotta clean my 3ds for it.

>>380633809
>TeamNinja made actual good games and were led by Sakamoto.

Team Ninja also made Ninja Gaiden 3, and Sakamoto had nothing to do with that.

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>Lower Norfair theme